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00:06Right, so he's got two changes of clothes.
00:08He's got waterproofs pyjamas, boots, spare shoes, a hat and a coat.
00:13How long do you think we're going for?
00:14Well, I don't know why. What have you packed?
00:16I'm wearing it.
00:18Hmm.
00:18What?
00:19I don't need to smell you.
00:23Listen, um, I know that you wanted to, uh,
00:30for us two.
00:31Yeah, it doesn't matter.
00:32It would have been lovely to spend some time together,
00:35but you're spending time with Kyle, so that's great.
00:38You ready, mate?
00:39Yeah.
00:41What's he doing here?
00:43Um, Graham's coming.
00:46What?
00:46Why?
00:48I asked him to when he said no.
00:50When was this?
00:51Yesterday.
00:52Mm-hmm.
00:53Well, have fun.
00:55Graham?
00:57You'll need a torch.
01:00I thought you weren't coming.
01:03Well, I am now, so you're not needed.
01:05Enthusiasm is, which you don't seem to have very much on.
01:07Well, of course I don't, because see that there?
01:09It's got a roof, walls, a sofa and central heating.
01:13What right-minded person swaps out for a tent?
01:16What's up?
01:19Graham thinks he might have double booked.
01:21Oh.
01:22I went to a camping with an SES guy.
01:25The other cadets will be well impressed.
01:26Oh, I've just remembered that and other things next week.
01:29Yes.
01:31Right.
01:31Well, I'm driving.
01:33Actually, we plan to walk.
01:35Of course you are.
01:38Monty!
01:52What are you doing?
01:54Come on.
01:55I should wake him up.
01:57Right.
01:59But.
02:00But.
02:01Then it starts.
02:03What does?
02:05Oh, yeah, feel the beat.
02:07Oh, what are you looking at?
02:08Spelk it out.
02:09Meat pie, Man United.
02:11You're fit.
02:16Oi!
02:17Come on, then.
02:19Sam, you in work?
02:20Er, not for ages.
02:23Wrong.
02:23Out.
02:24I need a shower.
02:26You always need a shower.
02:30Well, thank you for letting me crash and for the musical education.
02:38Right.
02:39Peace out.
02:41Latest potatoes.
02:42You'll be on a file.
02:51Come in.
02:53Thanks.
02:54Er, where's the patient?
02:57Er, which one?
02:59Well, I'm a vet, so you want to hope I mean Monty.
03:02Er, he's gone camping.
03:03On his own?
03:05No, with the other patient.
03:07Oh, right.
03:07Like a little retreat?
03:09Er, a big retreat.
03:11For me.
03:20Are you going somewhere?
03:22Yeah.
03:23Out.
03:23Forcing myself to do stuff.
03:26Helen said that's what she did, so...
03:29Well, no offence to Helen, but wasn't she a bit of a mess?
03:33Well, I might be still too, but, you know, I'm going to try at least.
03:37Okay?
03:37Of course.
03:41What are you doing here?
03:43Don't worry.
03:44It's just a number one.
03:45You have a toilet at your place.
03:47Yeah, but it's a bit of a big ask for me, though, isn't it?
03:49Even for me.
03:50Okay, so he was supposed to take Moses to the dentist, but I'd like to do it.
03:55Are you sure you'd want to?
03:56Because I could do it.
03:57He could still do it.
03:58He?
03:59Has a name.
04:00He has many.
04:02None of them are complimentary.
04:03Well, I'm doing it.
04:04Moses?
04:06Go warm up the car.
04:07It's summer.
04:09Okay, cool it down, then.
04:15Listen, are you sure that you...
04:16I'm sure that you said something recently about wanting to support me more.
04:21Look, I'm going.
04:24I want to try and move on from the past.
04:26I think you should give it a go sometime.
04:37Get my twister?
04:41She said sometime she did not say no.
04:45You win.
04:46On a technicality.
04:49Here's to years more of this old pap.
04:53Ross.
04:55Are you going to be at yours at lunchtime?
04:59I can be.
05:01Right, then.
05:04Right, then.
05:13I'm not sure Monty should have even gone.
05:16That's what's bothering you, is it?
05:19No, but Cain sees him as some sort of doggy tallies man.
05:23If Monty can be saved.
05:25But if something happens to him?
05:27Hmm, exactly.
05:28Don't know where his head will be.
05:31Well, I said to Cain that we should spend some time together, because we're not exactly connecting, as such.
05:42Right.
05:44I mean, that's normal, under the circumstances.
05:47Yeah, I know.
05:49But anyway, he'd already told Kyle he'd take him camping.
05:52Okay.
05:52Or so he said.
05:54But it turns out he'd told Kyle no to camping, and suddenly changed his mind when I suggested
06:00do a thing.
06:01To avoid me, in other words.
06:04I mean, he doesn't even touch me any more, Rona.
06:06Right.
06:08I mean, he is, you know.
06:11Yeah, I know.
06:12But I also know how he is, and it isn't a slam door in some sort of intimacy.
06:17I take a pat on the head right now.
06:21When Marlon, I mean, I know it wasn't the same thing, but when he was...
06:25It was, for a while.
06:26It was the same.
06:27Oh, okay.
06:28So, what did you do?
06:32Well, we talked.
06:33A lot.
06:34And I'm not sure that particular issue is as important to Marlon as it is to Cain.
06:40Right.
06:42But from your side of things?
06:43Um, I mean, I'm probably not, you know, if I'm honest.
06:49Well, go on, then.
06:50Well, I'm probably not as much of a go-er as you, Moira.
06:53I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
06:55I'm go-er.
06:57Well, I do need something to keep me going.
06:59And I'll take a laugh right now.
07:01Go-er.
07:06You don't have to wait for me.
07:07Are you sure?
07:08I mean, you're, um, carrying so much.
07:11It's one night.
07:13What about food?
07:14I've had a big breakfast.
07:15Oh.
07:16Eating's cheating.
07:17Kyle feel the same?
07:19Well, I've got my wallet, haven't I?
07:20Hmm.
07:21What you don't have is a shop.
07:23Don't worry, I've brought enough for all of us.
07:26There's your own clothes.
07:28What's this now?
07:29Paris Fashion Week?
07:30You'll get cold.
07:31I'll be cool.
07:33It's like going camping with the farmers.
07:40The physical side of things isn't the biggest issue.
07:43He won't even talk.
07:45Is that unusual for Kyn?
07:46No, but cancer is.
07:49And I want in on what he's thinking.
07:51He's literally running away.
07:54Oh, I'm such a selfish guy.
07:57What?
07:58Well, my husband's ill.
08:00Please feel sorry for me.
08:02That's not how it sounds at all, Moira.
08:04You know, we don't even need to be breaking the bed to be intimate.
08:08We don't even have to touch at all.
08:10Although that would be nice.
08:12I can't really get past the image of you breaking beds, to be honest.
08:18You know, just an evening in.
08:20And a glass of wine.
08:22Or no drink at all.
08:24Just a conversation, that would do me.
08:26Have you told him that?
08:27Yeah, just about 500 times.
08:29But I know him.
08:31He's worried that cosy conversation leads to...
08:34Broken beds, yeah.
08:37Well, maybe this time we'll be 501 times lucky.
08:42Or maybe that'll be the one that makes him snap.
08:45He's such a knife-edge, Rona.
08:48And today he's on a trip to the woods.
08:52Tomorrow?
08:54Who knows about tomorrow?
09:00Want to eat healthy?
09:02Think you know what healthy eating is?
09:04Can I get a coffee?
09:07How long are you going to be?
09:09Er, I'm just going to get a coffee.
09:11OK, sorry.
09:13Joe?
09:14Yeah, in here.
09:16Wedding dress.
09:18Ooh, exciting.
09:19Show me.
09:20Er, no, you can't.
09:21That's bad luck.
09:22What?
09:22I thought that was seeing the bride on the wedding day.
09:23No, Joe, it's both.
09:25There are a lot of pitfalls to marriage, aren't there?
09:27Tell me about it.
09:28OK, well, don't show me.
09:29I've got to go.
09:30Exciting, though.
09:31See you later.
09:35What's this?
09:37Another thing for you to hate on, no doubt.
09:39Gabby, OK.
09:41Are you not catering the wedding?
09:42I promise you, it was nothing personal.
09:44And I don't hate this.
09:45I just think it can go too far.
09:48Anyway, you do you.
09:50I've got bigger fish to fry.
09:51No pun intended.
09:55Good luck fitting in that dress eating fried fish.
10:00Right.
10:04That's it.
10:04Needle on the line.
10:06You say it's that way?
10:08Well, then, it must be that way.
10:10Do you want to check?
10:11No, no, I trust you.
10:15There they are.
10:16I've got it on my phone.
10:16Follow me.
10:18I don't want to use technology.
10:20You might change your mind when you say this,
10:21cos it's that way.
10:24No, I, er, don't think so.
10:26So, what?
10:27You're saying the satellites are wrong today.
10:28Yeah.
10:34It's, um, still in car mode.
10:37What?
10:38It's taken us back to the road, King.
10:43Go on, Monty.
10:44East and off, East.
10:46Oi.
10:47Think you're smart, do you?
10:49This is a trip for a lad and his dad.
10:51I thought it was a trip for a lad learning to be a cadet.
10:55Your phone's still in car mode.
10:56Yeah.
10:58Why don't you use it to find a car park,
11:00park your ego,
11:01and get back to doing what your son came to do.
11:19Bad form, you know.
11:21Asking me out on a date and then having me provide the drinks.
11:26I apologise if I upset you.
11:28I can't imagine how that must feel.
11:31Hey, the banter's back.
11:32The banter is not back.
11:34The banter's on hold.
11:37Mate,
11:39can I ask you something?
11:42What's going on?
11:44What's going on?
11:46I am struggling to be okay with her after what she did.
11:51It seems to me that you either love her enough to get past it,
11:58or you don't.
12:01Do you love her enough?
12:06I am not talking to you about my love for my wife.
12:10Fair use.
12:19I love her like crazy.
12:24And I'm trying to figure out whether I love her more than I hate what she did.
12:35Do you want my advice?
12:37No.
12:38No, I don't.
12:39Well, you're getting it anyway.
12:42The fact that you're here,
12:44in spite of everything,
12:46shows me which way you're leaning.
12:49What we did was awful and stupid.
12:52But the world is full of that and it keeps on spinning,
12:54so why should your world stop spinning just because of me?
13:03Hello.
13:04Get you looking all nice.
13:08No, I mean, really.
13:11Is it good news?
13:12Is Helen going to come forward?
13:14Helen's out.
13:16Drink.
13:16Well, she's not going to do it.
13:17Correct.
13:18What are you having?
13:19Look, Charity, stop changing the subject.
13:21Well, you've come into a bar,
13:21so the subject tends to be what you're having to drink.
13:24I just want you to be okay.
13:26Look, shut up.
13:27Sit there and I'll bring you a drink.
13:32Good boy.
13:34Come on, let's get some wood.
13:38Where's your balls and packs?
13:40Oh, it's just a pop-up.
13:44I'm a bit embarrassed about it, actually.
13:47I used to have one that was designed
13:48to withstand a Himalayan cyclone.
13:52But that's the problem of pretending to be dead.
13:56People just tend to get rid of your stuff.
14:01You need help putting yours up?
14:03No.
14:04Is that a tent or Monty's kennel?
14:07Eh.
14:08You might have gone soft, but I have not.
14:10We'll put that to the test tomorrow.
14:12What's happening tomorrow?
14:13Survival.
14:14We'll eat what we can find and drink from the streams.
14:16We shouldn't really be sleeping in a hole in the ground.
14:18Oh, sleeping in a hole?
14:20You might not have a choice.
14:21Your poles are broken.
14:22I'll be right.
14:24You have to get it rigid,
14:26or you might find it becomes quite leaky.
14:30You're winding me up?
14:31Not at all.
14:32I'm just trying to help.
14:36Would you like a coffee?
14:38Not at one of your parties.
14:40Didn't say you were.
14:40Yeah, but you're the one who's nebbing in, not me.
14:43I'm sorry you see it, though, eh?
14:44Listen, pal.
14:45I've only been patient this far because of Kyle,
14:48but it's really beginning to work in now.
14:50Well, hopefully you can hold it together a bit longer
14:52for the sake of your son.
14:55Don't tell me how to be for the sake of my son.
14:57I'll tell you what,
14:57why don't you just get your palace and clear off?
15:00Or better still, get your own life.
15:02Because I don't want you in my life.
15:03I definitely don't want you in Kyle's.
15:05That didn't last long, did it?
15:12We're not hungry.
15:14Well, I am telling you,
15:15and the baby inside you is telling you that you need to eat.
15:18So?
15:19Oh, that's the same thing you were cooking hours ago.
15:23Cool.
15:23And that is your concern, because what?
15:26Mmm, protective.
15:27Cute.
15:28Okay, can we not?
15:30Evan's having a nap.
15:31It shouldn't be long.
15:32Yeah, no worries.
15:33I don't mind waiting.
15:35Right.
15:36Shall we?
15:37Yeah.
15:38Come on.
15:40Look, all this cooking,
15:42why don't you take a break
15:43and you'll let me cook you lunch tomorrow, yeah?
15:46Aw, I'd love that.
15:50We can go back in there if you want.
15:52There's a better view.
15:54Sorry.
15:55It's just weird.
15:56She used to really annoy him.
15:57Mm-hmm.
15:58Yeah.
15:58And you guys used to be in love.
16:00Things change.
16:02It's just this photo.
16:04Why do you always do this?
16:05I was just telling him.
16:07I heard what you told him.
16:08Never mind what I want.
16:09You know nothing about any of this.
16:11But Graeme does.
16:12And I wanted his help.
16:13Right.
16:13He can help.
16:14It's okay, Kyle.
16:16I'll go.
16:16You'll be fine.
16:17Don't tell my son he's going to be fine
16:19like he needs protecting from me.
16:21Sometimes I feel like I do.
16:23You go and we'll stay.
16:25Yeah, well that's not happening.
16:26Fine then.
16:26We'll all go.
16:27And you all made it all about yourself.
16:29You want me gone?
16:30Did I just say so?
16:31Fine.
16:31I'm gone.
16:32Happy camping.
16:35You only came to get away from Myra anyway.
16:52I said I'm going to get away from Myra.
17:03Here it is.
17:04Changed my life, you have lot.
17:06Not good, a nice come start.
17:08I tell you what, if he's got on tour again, me and you, front row suits.
17:13Yeah, well, I don't know how likely another tour is and, you know, a concert's a bit much.
17:18I'll pay for it.
17:19Well, I'll plug a zine.
17:22Not like that, but like this.
17:24All right, yeah, got it.
17:26I love all that, mate.
17:27Madden the better when I'm in the mood for it.
17:29Got a very eclectic music taste.
17:31Went to the Maiden once in Argentina.
17:34Maiden?
17:34Yeah, Maiden, yeah, me and the lads.
17:36Um, Argentina.
17:37I wrote a passport.
17:39As you do.
17:40Must have next every pill in Buenos Aires between us.
17:43Never even made it off for a coach to the stadium.
17:45Actually, I tell her how we did once, to have a scrap with some local lads.
17:48Bit of agy-bagy, if you will.
17:51Steve robbed the telly from the hotel room, but he won't let us take it on the plane.
17:54Probably just as well, because all the programmes was in Spanish.
17:59Please take that.
18:02No.
18:04That's all right.
18:05Just be someone selling stuff.
18:10Oh, thank you!
18:13Oh, thank you!
18:14Oh, thank you!
18:15Oh, thank you!
18:15Here, this one's on me.
18:17Okay?
18:18And I'm sorry for being narky.
18:20You were narkier than that.
18:31Hi.
18:31It's your overbearing husband here, and I'm here to tell you that I can be overbearing sometimes.
18:37And I'm sorry for that, and for being a pain.
18:40Also, can I have a pint, please?
18:42Wow.
18:43Are you sure you need a drink?
18:44Sounds like you've had a few already.
18:46I have.
18:47With Ross.
18:50It's almost like I told you to do something, and you went and did it.
18:54It's almost like I did it because I love you, and I want us to be together.
19:00Sorry.
19:02I am as well.
19:06Come here.
19:12I need to go and change about.
19:14Will you watch the bar?
19:22I bumped into Manpreet earlier.
19:25Got chatting, as you do.
19:28Apparently, Caitlin Todd's very popular in her new job.
19:33Big poo bar of money raising.
19:37Right.
19:40Is that it?
19:45I don't know what else to say.
19:48Well, do you think it's right?
19:49She's being treated like some hero.
19:51No.
19:52Definitely not.
19:53Okay, so let's do something about it.
19:55We already did.
19:57Went to see Helen.
19:58Yeah, and that's fallen through.
20:00I think a little visit's in order.
20:03Yeah, I've done that already.
20:05What?
20:07Yeah.
20:08A couple of weeks ago.
20:09And what happened?
20:12I said some things.
20:14She made some threats.
20:16Threats about what?
20:19Doesn't matter.
20:20Yes, it does.
20:22She's out there living a life like nothing's happened.
20:24Are you happy to let her?
20:26Happy, happy.
20:26Of course I'm not happy, Vanessa.
20:28But Charity and I have literally just decided to bury the hatchet.
20:32She's better off a bit of her lives.
20:34She's better off in prison.
20:36But if that can't happen,
20:37she at least needs to pay in some other way, don't you think?
21:02She's better off in prison.
21:09Yeah, better off in prison.
21:10Yeah.
21:10Yeah.
21:10Yeah.
21:10Great.
21:11Right.
21:11Right.