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00:17The Big Money Game Show
00:30And now, please welcome our host, Alex. Here it is, Joey Acacia.
00:40That's disgusting.
00:42Thank you, Brandon. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the MegaSpin.
00:45I know it's been a while since we've done an episode. I recently got back to work.
00:50But the most important thing is that we just started college again, and we're trying to do our best to
00:57do more.
01:00What are you doing?
01:01I have a new furry tie.
01:03Whatever.
01:05So, we're glad you're here for another episode.
01:08Tonight, other than the two-wheel segments, we're going to have Hilo.
01:11We haven't played that game in a while.
01:13And we're going to be doing disc droppers, so we can give away over a 10 million.
01:21And tonight, I decided not to use the randomizer, because sometimes I won't do the randomizer, because I won't.
01:29I just don't want to sometimes.
01:30So, let's get to our first wheel segment of the night, shall we?
01:37All right. Here is our first contestant tonight from Manteca, California.
01:42It's Bobby Jones. How you doing there, Bobby?
01:46I look ridiculous.
01:48I don't think you're ridiculous at all.
01:53You don't know s***.
01:55Of course I do.
01:57Are you okay?
01:59I'm fine.
02:00Are you sure?
02:03Yes.
02:04Okay.
02:05So, tell us a little bit about yourself, Bobby.
02:10I'm a mechanic by trade.
02:12But when I'm not, I wear this f***ing thing on my head.
02:16Why?
02:18Keeps my head sleepy.
02:21Do you mean keep your head warm?
02:23No.
02:26I don't get it.
02:27Anyways, are you ready to win some money?
02:29But before you do, what are you going to do with your money?
02:32Get surgery to remove this stupid pillow.
02:35But I thought you put it on.
02:38You just said that...
02:39It's glued on.
02:41Oh, who glued it on?
02:44My horrible ex-wife.
02:47Oh, I see.
02:49She took the kids in the house and left me with this f***ing pillow.
02:52I'm sorry. Are you ready?
02:54Very well.
02:58What's with the tail, too?
03:02She gave me the tail, too.
03:04I got the tail into it all.
03:06I see.
03:10Anyways...
03:11Everybody can see that.
03:13Quintuple followed by a million will make you five million dollars Witcher.
03:17That's what we want to see, but whatever you get will be great.
03:21Witcher's son.
03:23What?
03:24You said Witcher's son.
03:26Whatever you get would be great.
03:28Which will...
03:29Which would we want to see?
03:31Quintuple and the million dollar space.
03:35What are you doing?
03:39Okay.
03:41Why are you facing this way?
03:43Facing this way so everybody can see you, too.
03:46While you're looking at the rear.
03:47Not that way.
03:51Bobby.
03:54Our tail won't do anything.
03:58All right, Bobby.
04:00It's time to pay attention.
04:04Because in the next few seconds, that wheel will stop and the ball will stop bouncing.
04:09It will tell you how much money you have won.
04:15No, Logan.
04:16We don't do Mega Spin episodes every two weeks.
04:20Thought I'd to get that out.
04:21Let's see what you have won tonight.
04:24It's going to stay out there.
04:26But it may or may not stay.
04:29$30,000.
04:30That's not bad.
04:34Hmm.
04:36Hmm.
04:37No comment.
04:39You lied!
04:41You said that wasn't removable.
04:58All right.
05:00Welcome back to the Mega Spin.
05:01It's time to...
05:02Hello, Alex.
05:02This is my show.
05:05This is our contestant.
05:07Melvin Lopez from Citrus Heights, California.
05:10And he's got a weird hat.
05:12Hello there.
05:14Hi!
05:14My name is Melvin Lopez.
05:17I know that.
05:18What's with the hat?
05:20I went to a shitty hat store.
05:23I like it.
05:24I don't.
05:25Why'd you buy it?
05:26I need it to take a care of my baldness.
05:30Oh.
05:31All right.
05:31So, you ready to play the new rules of high and low?
05:35I don't care about the rules.
05:37I just want to play!
05:39All right.
05:40Calm down.
05:41We're going to take your position right here so everybody can see.
05:43Now, we haven't played high and low in a long time.
05:46So, we're going to explain some new rules.
05:48The new rules is just like card sharks.
05:51We're going to show you the first card, which will be a jack.
05:55So, now in the new game, you have to guess whether the next card is higher or lower than
06:01the one that preceded.
06:02We're going to start you with $5,000.
06:05Now, oh, I see you want to go lower, but there's a lot more explaining I have to do.
06:10For every correct guess, you will get $5,000 for every correct guess.
06:17If you can get all $10,000, you'll win $50,000.
06:22However, if you can do it without making a single mistake, I'll give you $100,000.
06:28Oh, excuse me.
06:29Why do I always do that?
06:31What are you doing?
06:43All right.
06:44You say lower.
06:47And let's see.
06:48Oh, no.
06:49It's an ace.
06:51Oh, man.
06:52Right out of the bat.
06:54All right.
06:54We're going to replace that card.
06:56And before you guess, you have $5,000.
07:00I know.
07:01I know.
07:02But I get paid for saying this.
07:05Okay.
07:06If you get this next one wrong, your winnings will be cut in half.
07:09And you'll only leave here with the minimum, which is $2,500.
07:14Come on.
07:16Or you can keep playing.
07:19Lower.
07:20And going on.
07:21You can still win $50,000.
07:24It's a 10.
07:26You're going a little ahead of yourself.
07:28Since you made the first mistake, I still got to ask you.
07:31Okay.
07:32You have $10,000.
07:33He's going lower than a 10.
07:35A 4.
07:36$15,000.
07:38He decides to go on.
07:39And he's saying it's higher than a 4.
07:41It's a 5.
07:43He's going to go higher.
07:44He's going to go on for $25,000.
07:47It's an ace.
07:48Aces are high.
07:49And deuces are low.
07:51And he's going to continue on.
07:53I'm going to switch over here.
07:54He's going to stay over here so we can see him.
07:56He's saying lower than an ace.
07:57I don't think anybody can see it.
07:59You might want to switch your position over there for now.
08:03Move a little bit back.
08:06I want the whole audience to see.
08:08You say lower.
08:08Yes, it's a jack.
08:09$30,000.
08:11He's going to continue on.
08:12It's a 9.
08:14He's going to stop at $35,000.
08:17All right.
08:18$35,000 for you, Melvin Lopez.
08:21He's wasting no time.
08:23Well, I hope you enjoy our new rules of Hyrule.
08:27And when we come back, we're going to be doing our $250,000 disc droppers
08:33where Joey's going to be hosting it.
08:34Who's the contestant going to be?
08:36We'll find out after these messages.
08:52Welcome back to the Megaspin.
08:54I am here with your new contestant for the Megaspin, Mr. Jack Daniels from Modesto, California.
09:03Let's meet Jack Daniels.
09:06What would you like to do with the money?
09:09Buy some more Jack Daniels.
09:12I'm not another drunk.
09:14I'm not drunk.
09:16Security, be aware.
09:19Whatever.
09:19You like my hat?
09:21What's with all the ridiculous hats tonight?
09:23I swear.
09:24There's a letter contestant with a hat who's got a spin in a wheel.
09:28See him?
09:31Get out!
09:33Hey, that's my friend.
09:35Oh.
09:36Yes, it's okay.
09:40Well, I'm not really going to buy more Jack Daniels.
09:43I'm not related to the drink or the alcohol beverage.
09:47I want to go on a fantastic trip to China or Japan around the world with the $250,000.
09:57If you can make it that far.
09:59Of course I can.
10:02Okay, King.
10:03King.
10:04Oh, yeah.
10:05I'm also a DoorDash driver, too.
10:09You sound like you're about 115.
10:12No.
10:13This is who I am.
10:15All right.
10:15No.
10:17Not yet.
10:18I'll have to explain the rules.
10:21So, you get five black discs.
10:23The red I'll explain in a minute.
10:25So, if you land all five of these discs in here, you'll have a shot to double your money with
10:30the red disc,
10:31which will get you either $25,000 double, half and half, or nothing.
10:45No, he won't lose, but he'll still get his money.
10:47So, any of those five discs can end up in there, and if you land in there again, we'll take
10:54that money away.
10:55But if you land in there just one more time, you'll get the money back.
10:59And you can place it anywhere up here.
11:03So, are you ready to play?
11:05Yeah.
11:06One question.
11:07Can I stop any time?
11:10I would say no, but then the EP would have a hard time trying to keep me from pissing off.
11:16So, yes, you can.
11:19Well, I don't want to do that.
11:20I want to wait some money.
11:21Okay.
11:22First disc.
11:24Right in the middle.
11:26Coming down.
11:28Left.
11:28Right.
11:29$10,000.
11:31And he'll go on.
11:34Far right.
11:36And it's dropping down.
11:39$50,000 now as he lands in the 40.
11:42Will you keep going?
11:43Yes.
11:44He wants the money, but he also needs to lay off the smokes.
11:49Goats.
11:50Look what you did.
11:52What are you laughing?
11:53It's all funny.
11:55Get back to your fucking ass.
12:00These words of a groggy old man that Bill.
12:07Who's Bill?
12:09How about a mint?
12:13All right.
12:14He's back down to $40,000.
12:16Let me get back to the composure.
12:20Now he's got $20,000 more to bring him up to $60,000.
12:25He's down to his last disc.
12:27Can I use this?
12:28No, you cannot.
12:30Why not?
12:31You've got to wait until the end of the round.
12:34Jesus Christ on a crutch.
12:37Oh, no.
12:40Okay.
12:41He can win a pretty hefty amount of money now.
12:45Can I fix this up?
12:46Yes.
12:48So, he can win $140,000.
12:51Oh.
12:53He can win $95,000.
12:57Or he can drop down to $35,000.
13:00Or he can still stick with $70,000.
13:04What would you like to do?
13:05I want that money, man.
13:07He wants $140,000.
13:09Not going to be...
13:10Oh.
13:12Hey.
13:13You're lucky to land on half.
13:15But either way...
13:17Hold on.
13:18What are you doing?
13:19Hey.
13:20That's cheating.
13:22Let's see how much I'll get.
13:24Oh.
13:26Serves you right, bonehead.
13:28Get out of my studio!
13:32I'm fine.
13:33You've got to get past me first.
13:37Oh.
13:41He missed.
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13:58And that's it.
14:02All right.
14:03Welcome back to our final segment of the Mega Spin.
14:06And I'm here with the one and only,
14:09the funny dude,
14:10Logan Skeleton from Scotland.
14:14Oh, God.
14:15My headphones have gone back the way.
14:17What the hell?
14:18That was unexpected.
14:20You can see him right here,
14:22but I'm looking over there
14:23because I have Skype on.
14:25So, tell us about
14:26what you're going to do
14:27with the money, Logan.
14:29I'll spend it on the
14:30waste of money that I have to use.
14:33Wait, that's wrong.
14:36I'll spend stuff
14:37that isn't worth anything.
14:39Why?
14:41Because I'm an idiot.
14:43You're not an idiot.
14:44You're just being a big dude.
14:45I'm wearing a Russian hat
14:47because I stole it
14:48from Vladimir Putin.
14:49So, yeah.
14:51Hmm.
14:51Well, everybody knows
14:52who Logan is.
14:54All right.
14:54He's an ass.
14:59Spin the wheel, Logan.
15:01That'd be great.
15:04That's not a move.
15:06All right.
15:07That was a good spin for Logan.
15:10I'm pretty much
15:10spin the wheel.
15:11Can you spin the wheel?
15:12Can you spin the wheel?
15:12Can you spin the wheel?
15:14No.
15:16Nobody has magic hands.
15:19Now, as I said,
15:20for.
15:21Then save from.
15:28Print simple
15:28followed by no
15:29to make you five million
15:30dollars richer.
15:31Whatever you get
15:32will be great.
15:33We'll see.
15:39You can't put zero dollars
15:41on the wheel? That's not fair.
15:43You should be on the wheel!
15:46Alright, slow down.
15:48The next few seconds
15:50will tell the tale.
15:52Oh! Oh!
15:53I don't think so, Logan. I don't think so.
15:56$70,000!
15:58$70,000!
15:59That's not bad!
16:01You don't think! You spun the wheel!
16:03I spun it for you because
16:05you're, like, on the
16:08I can't reach over these big heads!
16:09No!
16:14You alright?
16:22By the way,
16:23by the way, does anyone think I look adorable
16:26in this hat? Click
16:27like if you say yes.
16:30Please do. And,
16:32as I already said earlier
16:33in the first segment, we do not do
16:35our episodes every two weeks.
16:39The Fortnite spin!
16:42The Fortnite spin.
16:44Huh. I don't get it.
16:49What are you doing?
16:50Goodbye!
16:53Here's the final total.
17:01Bye, Cuban! Goodbye!
17:03Goodbye!
17:04Cold War
17:06Theme 83
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