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00:16Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to play the big money game show.
00:21It's the Mega Spin.
00:30And now, please welcome our host, Alex Carradine, Joey Arcasio.
00:35Welcome, everybody, to the Season 4 premiere of the Mega Spin.
00:52Yes, listen to that applause, Joey.
00:57As you know, I'm for both of us.
01:01I'm Alex Bross.
01:03I'm Joey Acacia, and welcome back to Season 5 of the Mega Spin.
01:08Season 4, not Season 5.
01:14Cuckoo.
01:15Anyways, how you guys doing?
01:18Glad to hear that clapping.
01:21We're going to have a lot of fun tonight.
01:23We have a brand new contestant selector based off of Monopoly Millionaires Club, and we
01:30have a brand new game where somebody can win up to $100,000.
01:37And would you like to get me to get to the selector right away?
01:41Yes, but first, Joey, who are our contestants for tonight?
01:45Peter Bilson, Barry Ford, Willard Brimley, and Bradley Wilkerson.
01:58Wilkerson.
01:59Wilkerson.
02:01Joey needed to refresh his memory on the contestants.
02:05That's why I brought this up here.
02:06But anyways, this is our contestant selection right over here.
02:12What we're going to do is we're going to tell the computer to start randomizing for a few seconds.
02:17And once it stops, whatever gets selected, that contestant will be selected to play that segment.
02:24So we're going to get with our first wheel segment of the night.
02:28So, computer, select the contestant.
02:32And there it goes.
02:33And it looks like it's going to be...
02:40Peter Bilson from Mariposa.
02:43Hello there, Peter.
02:44How you doing?
02:49You look like someone I know.
02:52No, your name sounds like Bill Peterson.
02:57Well, I ain't!
02:59Of course you're not.
03:01So tell us about yourself.
03:02Well, I live about five miles away from here.
03:07Five miles?
03:08That's 152 miles away.
03:11Well, I've been meaning to move out here.
03:16Okay.
03:20Hey!
03:21That's not acceptable.
03:24Neither is your lack of car.
03:27I got an SUV for the time being.
03:29I'm going to buy a car soon.
03:31Gas guzzler!
03:33So what do you do when you're not busy?
03:38I do my chores.
03:39I go to Burger King.
03:41Really?
03:44Yes, really.
03:46Really.
03:47Alright, so what are you going to do with the money whatever you win?
03:50Well, I feel like I should buy my grandson, Paris...
03:57Zilla...
03:58A new car.
04:00Paris Zilla?
04:01That's Alex spelled backwards.
04:05You must live in another dimension.
04:08No!
04:10My son's...
04:11My grandson's name is Xander.
04:13Oh.
04:14Xander.
04:15Alright, you know how the wheel works, right?
04:17Yeah, I do!
04:18Go ahead and spin it.
04:19It has to go around at least three times.
04:22And it will help, so we don't need to count.
04:29So awesome it hurts.
04:30Kind of like Joey's shirt.
04:35Alright, Quintuple followed by Mellon will make you $5 million richer, but whatever you
04:39get will be great.
04:41I also forgot to mention that we have a disc dropper segment and another wheel segment,
04:45so we can give away over $10 million if we're lucky.
04:50Excuse me.
04:53You pig!
04:54Why don't you move?
04:58How about you shut up and pay attention?
05:01Wouldn't it be great if we gave away $5 million on our first show?
05:06That's in the $40 million.
05:08It looks like it's going to stay there.
05:10$40,000.
05:11Good job there, Peter.
05:13Let's see.
05:14Alright.
05:18Alright.
05:19$40,000 for the first episode of Season 4.
05:23And if you want to be a contestant here on the Mega Spin, go to your local lotto retailer
05:27and ask for, and Mega Spin Scratcher.
05:30Scratch off that ticket.
05:31And if you can find TV show three times, you'll be coming to the show and play one of our
05:36games.
05:36Who knows?
05:37You can spin the wheel up and win up to $5 million if you're lucky.
05:41So when we come back, here's Joey over here.
05:45When we come back, we're going to be doing our $250,000 disc dropper segment.
05:50Who will it be?
05:52We'll be right back after these messages.
06:07Welcome back to Mega Spin, and I am here with our next contestant, Mr. Barry Ford from Merced, California.
06:15How are you doing there, Mr. Ford?
06:17I'm doing very well, and I do not look like Ozzy Osbourne.
06:21No, you look like Hyde from that 70s show with a terrible wig.
06:28So, Mr. Ford, we understand you're from Merced, California.
06:31What made you want to be on the show?
06:34Well, I could use a little money to go on vacation and maybe invest a little bit
06:39because I want to start one of my own recording studios to become a music composer.
06:47I see.
06:48That's a very good goal.
06:50Now, we're going to play $250,000 disc droppers.
06:55As you can see down there, the dollar amounts are still the same from seasons 1 through 3.
07:02As it's $30,000, $10,000, $40,000, $25,000, and $20,000.
07:07Okay.
07:08Now, I get to ask the number one question asked by a game show host.
07:12What would you do with the money, Mr. Ford?
07:14I just told you.
07:16Alright, then.
07:17Let's get started.
07:19Where would you like to put...
07:21I'll move over here.
07:22Where would you like to place your first disc?
07:25Who gave me seven?
07:33Oh, sorry, Brandon.
07:37Okay, back to the start.
07:38It's coming down to $25,000.
07:41It looks like he'll...
07:43I'll continue.
07:44He'll continue.
07:46It's coming down.
07:48It's coming down.
07:49$40,000 for $65,000.
07:53What do you want to do now?
07:55Keep going.
07:56Okay, Mr. Ford's going to keep going.
07:58Drops in the far left.
08:00He's up to $95,000.
08:03That's a great start.
08:04Will he keep going?
08:06Yes.
08:07He's going to keep going, folks.
08:09Far right this time.
08:10He's looking for the majestic $125,000.
08:13Oh, I jinxed it.
08:16He's back...
08:18Watch it there, Mr. Ford.
08:23He's back down to $70,000, but I believe he'll go for the best.
08:28Yes.
08:29So, he's going for his last disc.
08:33I'll be damned.
08:34He's down to $40,000 and his last disc.
08:40Well, the good news is he can still win quite a bit of money.
08:43He can win as much as $80,000.
08:46Well, he can win $65,000, $80,000 if he gets double, $20,000 if he gets half, $40,000
08:55if he gets nothing.
08:59Let's do this.
09:00All right.
09:00He's going for it.
09:02Let's hope for the best, folks, as it comes down to $20,000.
09:08$20,000 is your amount.
09:11Not bad.
09:12Not bad.
09:12All right.
09:13Thank you, Mr. Ford, and I will see if you get your money backstage.
09:18Coming up, we have our second wheel segment with a special guest we think you're going to really like.
09:24So, don't miss it.
09:40Welcome back to the Megaspin.
09:42It's time for our second wheel segment of the day.
09:44You know, we never had it as our third segment.
09:46Not only the ones that are only three segments.
09:50We don't need to worry about the dog barking because right now we're going to see who's our next contestant
09:57here on the Megaspin.
09:58Randomizer, who's our next contestant?
10:03Randomizer, what's going on?
10:07Oh, no, it's not working.
10:09Well, then who's our next contestant anyway?
10:12Oh, my God.
10:16It's Willard Brimley from San Jose.
10:19That's Willard to you.
10:21No, that's Mr. Brimley.
10:24You're in my class, bitch.
10:26Hey, I'm sorry, Willard.
10:27I got a little mixed up.
10:28Your name sounds like Wilford.
10:31I don't give a s***.
10:33Watch your mouth.
10:36Hey, I'm...
10:39It's real funny, Mr. Brimley.
10:41So what are you doing back here?
10:43It's good to have you on the show again.
10:45I'm here to talk about my new show.
10:47Unlike the British director, the dick.
10:51I'm here to introduce my new show.
10:54Well, like Brimley's Classroom.
10:57Or, better yet, Willard's Classroom.
11:01Or Brimley's Classroom.
11:02Whoever cares.
11:03But I'm running my own classroom now.
11:06And there's a bunch of little idiots who I have to deal with in high school.
11:11And I'm the teacher.
11:13And what I say goes.
11:16Alright.
11:17If you remember last time, he was playing the disc droppers.
11:20And he was being an idiot.
11:22And I had to give him the $250,000.
11:26And I'm assuming he knows how the wheel works.
11:28So go ahead and spin the wheel.
11:32Alright.
11:33I'm just going to spin there.
11:37What?
11:38Who are you talking to?
11:41Oh, wait a minute.
11:43This is a crisis, right?
11:44No, no, no, no.
11:46Who are you talking to, Willard, anyway?
11:49The guy behind your ass.
11:55Want some lasagna?
11:59Hey!
12:02What are you going to do with the money whatever you want?
12:05I'm going to turn this place to my new house.
12:08And you just won yourself in a thousand dollars.
12:11Congratulations, Willard.
12:12I'll see you again soon.
12:14Oh!
12:16Willard always wins.
12:18Thank you and good night.
12:25Alright.
12:26After that unexpected throw by Willard,
12:30it's time for our final segment of the day.
12:33And I'm here with Bradley Wilkerson, everybody.
12:37Hello there, Bradley.
12:41Before we get on to the game,
12:43is there any reason why you have a coat over your head?
12:46Hmm.
12:48I can't understand you.
12:50What?
12:50Hmm.
12:52Huh?
12:54I never had a contestant acting like Kenny.
12:58Hmm.
12:59Hmm.
12:59Hmm.
13:02Alright.
13:03Well, it's a good thing that you are our final contestant
13:06because you're going to be the first contestant to play this new game.
13:09And it's the season four premiere.
13:10And the new game we're about to play is Hilo.
13:20Alright, Bradley.
13:22You're the first contestant to play Hilo.
13:25We're going to switch over here.
13:28Alright.
13:29So in Hilo,
13:31you have ten spaces to fill with these giant playing cards.
13:36And the idea of this game
13:38is to rearrange the cards
13:41from low to high.
13:44So this one being the lowest
13:45and this one being the highest.
13:47Aces are high and deuces are low.
13:50So,
13:51I'm going to draw a card.
13:53And whatever card comes up,
13:55you're going to place it
13:56anywhere you want on the board.
13:59And every time you fill out an empty space,
14:01you will earn $10,000.
14:04And if you can fill up all ten spaces,
14:07you're going to win $100,000.
14:11You have two strikes.
14:13Understood?
14:14Hmm.
14:16Alright.
14:17Now,
14:17if you can fill up all ten spaces
14:20without making a mistake,
14:22I'm not going to give you $100,000.
14:24You're going to get $200,000.
14:29That's right.
14:30So if he can play this game perfectly,
14:34he'll win $200,000.
14:37I love to give away $200,000.
14:40Anyways, are you ready?
14:41Hmm.
14:42Okay.
14:43And the first card we have is
14:45a two.
14:47And that's the lowest card.
14:48So where are you going to place it?
14:50Mm-mm.
14:51Number one.
14:52Alright, that's $10,000.
14:54Easy money, huh?
14:56Alright.
14:58So,
14:58ready for your next card?
15:00Mm-mm.
15:00Your next card is a five.
15:02Where would you like to place this?
15:04Two,
15:04three,
15:05four,
15:05five,
15:05six,
15:06seven,
15:06eight,
15:06or nine?
15:07Hmm.
15:09Five?
15:09You sure you want to place it at number five?
15:12Because if you get three,
15:13four,
15:13five,
15:15there's no way you can win $100,000.
15:17Number two?
15:18Mm.
15:19Alright.
15:20Just going to place it at number two.
15:22That gives them $20,000.
15:24Next card we have is...
15:27Oh no,
15:27it's a four.
15:28It's a bad card.
15:30Hmm.
15:31Alright, Bradley.
15:32Here's the situation.
15:33That's your first strike.
15:35You can take your $20,000
15:36and quit right now.
15:38Because if you get another bad card,
15:40we'll deduct that amount by half
15:42and you'll leave here with $10,000.
15:44So would you like to continue?
15:45Alright.
15:47The next card we have is...
15:49An ace!
15:50That's the highest card,
15:51so where are you going to place it at?
15:53The last one?
15:55Alright.
15:56He says the last card.
15:57$30,000.
15:59Would you like to continue on or stop?
16:03Oh, that means go on, right?
16:06Okay.
16:07He is going on.
16:09The next card we have on the deck is...
16:12A six!
16:13Well, there's only one place where you can put it,
16:15so that's going to be number three,
16:17not number four.
16:18There you go.
16:19You have $40,000.
16:22What do you wish to do?
16:26Going on.
16:29And we have...
16:31The king!
16:33We're placing on the ninth spot.
16:36Alright.
16:38$50,000.
16:40Do you want to take your money right now or stop?
16:44Are you going on?
16:46Alright.
16:48The next card on the top of the deck is...
16:51Oh, the king!
16:55Well...
16:55Yep.
16:58He's walking out of here with $25,000,
17:00and that's not bad, isn't it?
17:06I want to congratulate you for being the first contestant to play high-low and win $25,000.
17:12Hope to see you again on the future episode.
17:19Alright, that concludes our first episode of Season 4.
17:23And, Joey, what's our final total for the first episode of Season 4?
17:29$165,000.
17:31$165,000!
17:33That's not bad as a payday to our contestants.
17:37All right, everybody.
17:39That's going to conclude for this episode.
17:41I want to thank everybody out there for supporting the Megasmen and watching our Season 4 Permi...
17:46Hey!
17:47Don't break my card shark board.
17:51I did a lot of hard work on that.
17:55Try to break it all you want, but it's dirty.
17:59Anyways...
18:01While I deal with Joey, I want to thank everybody for watching the episode once again.
18:06We will see you...
18:08You know what?
18:09Goodbye.
18:11Y'all have a good day.
18:13Bye!
18:28We'll see you next time.
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