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00:16Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to play the big money game show, it's the Mega Spin.
00:30And now, please welcome our host, Alex Perrigan, Joey Acacia.
00:35Hi!
00:41Welcome to the Mega Spin, and look, Brandon's back!
00:45Yay!
00:46That's right, after a long time, he's finally back on the picture.
00:51Woo!
00:52Ville and Gray, not with you guys.
00:55I love to hear that.
00:57And, of course, you've got Joey, who's sitting over there with the doofus over there at the tail, are you?
01:04You're the doofus.
01:06So, today...
01:08No, for this.
01:12Doofus!
01:13Doofus!
01:15Okay, alright, Brandon.
01:17So, anyway, are we going to give away a whole lot of money tonight?
01:21No, we're going to give away a lot of money.
01:23Yes, we're going to give away, hopefully, over $10 million tonight.
01:27Because, right after the first real segment, we're going to have a brand new game.
01:32We will reveal that right after we get our contested first segment, interview them, and then we'll reveal the game.
01:39And the top prize is $100,000.
01:44Yes, $100,000.
01:47$100,000?
01:47Oh, my God!
01:50$100,000.
01:51Yes.
01:52So, anyways, if you haven't been catching up on the show recently, we have a brand new contestant selection based
01:58off of Monocular Millionaires Club.
01:59We have Nick Peterson.
02:02They're all Petersons!
02:04That means they're all for Mariposa!
02:06What's Bill going to say?
02:08Looks like they have Petered out of ideas.
02:10Either that or he has some explaining to do.
02:13I don't have any explaining to do because, honestly, all of them just came out as Petersons today.
02:21So, anyways, contestant selector, who is our first contestant for the wheel spinning segment?
02:27I bet it's a Petersons.
02:29Well, they're all Petersons, but let's see who's going to play.
02:32But if it's a Petersons, how can it be a Petersons?
02:34Because Peter is not the son.
02:36Aha!
02:37It's Kyle Petersons from Mariposa!
02:41Come on over here, Kyle!
02:43What the hell are you?
02:45I'm the co-host.
02:47What the hell does that make you?
02:49I'm Kyle Petersons.
02:51What does it look like to you?
02:53Some schmuck with a pair of sunglasses.
02:55Hey!
02:57Bringsh!
02:57Shmuck it off!
02:59Well, do you want to learn how to play and earn some money?
03:02Well, first of all, what's this color name and where am I at?
03:06You're playing the Megaspin!
03:09Oh, yeah!
03:10That lottery show by the idiotic grandson of Bill Petersen!
03:14Hey!
03:16Dipshit!
03:18Hey!
03:20I'm telling your dad!
03:23Honestly, who gives a damn?
03:25So, do you want to learn how to play?
03:27Yes, please!
03:28So, there's 52 different panels on there with so many ever amounts.
03:35From the smallest being $10,000 to the biggest being $1,000,000.
03:39And if you get quintuple followed by a million, you could win, as it comes down from the top
03:43of the heavens, $5,000,000!
03:50Oh, I would buy myself a brand new mansion.
03:54You know what?
03:55I'd rather save it up.
03:56I've got a nice house already.
03:58Wait, 52?
03:59That looks like 72.
04:02Give or take 20.
04:05Give or take 20.
04:05What?
04:06What the hell is that supposed to mean?
04:09None of your business.
04:10Are you ready to spin the wheel?
04:12Sure.
04:13And I'm not giving it to you.
04:15It's my money.
04:18What's wrong with that?
04:21I'm related to Bill!
04:22What's it look like to ya?
04:24Related to Billy Madison?
04:27What?
04:30I'm not related to Bill.
04:31Bill!
04:33Bill!
04:33Bill!
04:34I don't know who you're starting!
04:36I'm so...
04:37I'm telling all of your dads!
04:39Hey, Peter, hey, Peter Gower, I'm giving you the count of 10 to shut it!
04:44Shut up!
04:465...
04:4710.
04:48Bill!
04:49Shut up!
04:50Get him out of here!
04:52Ah, sh**!
04:53Oh!
04:54We're gonna bleep that out!
04:57And it's coming...
04:58Oh!
05:00and it's coming down to this
05:02it slows down and will it get to the million
05:07it is in the 20 but it will keep going
05:10it has to stay there for 5 seconds
05:11only 10, oh, oh, oh
05:1775,000 dollars
05:19where's my money?
05:21here it is
05:22thank you
05:27alright, that was a great win
05:29from Kyle Peterson
05:30now if you want to be a contestant here on the Megaspin
05:33go to your local water
05:35like that's going to flinch me
05:37and get a Megaspin scratcher
05:41scratch off that ticket
05:42and if TV show comes up three times
05:44we're going to be coming to the show
05:46and playing one of our games
05:47and you may walk out of your 5 million dollars richer
05:50so when we come back
05:51we're going to be unveiling our brand new game
05:54but by whom?
05:56we'll find out after these words
05:57don't miss it
06:08welcome back to the Megaspin
06:10it's time to unveil our brand new game
06:12Big Numbers
06:18yes, hey, welcome to the new game
06:21this is based off of the High Rollers bonus game
06:23Big Numbers
06:25where somebody can win $100,000 tonight
06:27and who will that contestant be?
06:39Alan Peterson
06:41come on in
06:42hello there, how you doing?
06:45hi, I'm Alan Peterson
06:46yes, you're Alan Peterson from Mariposa
06:49what do you do?
06:50I'm Alan Peterson
06:51I know that, but are you retired or
06:54I do Alan Peterson things?
06:59jeez
06:59so you ready to play Big Numbers?
07:02yes
07:02alright, here's how you play Big Numbers
07:04you're going to roll these dice
07:06and whatever number comes up on these dice
07:08face up
07:10you're going to knock off those numbers
07:11however you want to play
07:12so for example
07:13if you get two fives
07:14for example
07:15you can take that
07:16nine to one
07:17or eight to two
07:18for example
07:18we'll pay you $5,000
07:20for each number knocked off
07:21we'll give you $100,000
07:23if you can knock off
07:24all nine numbers
07:25and if you roll two of the same numbers
07:27we'll give you an insurance marker
07:28we're going to give you
07:29one insurance marker for free
07:30in case if you get a bad roll
07:31and I'll explain things
07:33more once you're out of insurance markers
07:34ok
07:35alright, any questions?
07:37no
07:38alright
07:39let's play Big Numbers
07:40let's switch positions over here
07:42roll those dice over there
07:44and we will find out
07:46when your first roll is
07:47it looks like
07:48a four
07:48how do you want to play the four?
07:51I'll take the four
07:52take the four off
07:54$5,000
07:56keep it rolling
07:59and he's rolling
08:0211
08:02how do you want to play the 11?
08:04I'll take the nine and the two
08:06nine and the two
08:07alright
08:08$15,000
08:10you're doing excellent
08:12$15,000
08:13he's rolling
08:15and
08:16six
08:17how do you want to play the six?
08:20I'll take the one and the five
08:21one and the five
08:22alright
08:23good try
08:24$25,000
08:25the bad rules are
08:27two
08:27five
08:28four
08:29keep it rolling
08:33and you have doubles
08:34it's a 12
08:35it's a bad rule
08:37so
08:38you still have your one insurance marker
08:42so
08:42keep it rolling
08:47that is an eight
08:48how do you want to play the eight?
08:50I'll take the eight
08:51take that eight
08:52$30,000
08:55$30,000
08:56and you'll leave your nine and seven
08:56nine and seven
08:57and eleven too
08:58what?
09:00that was not a seven
09:00oh yeah
09:01okay
09:02yeah
09:02alright
09:03keep rolling
09:05and it looks like
09:07four
09:08that's a bad rule
09:09so you lose that insurance marker
09:10now
09:11before you decide
09:12you got $30,000
09:14you can take the $30,000
09:16and quit right now
09:18or you can continue rolling
09:19but
09:20if you get one more bad rule
09:22that $30,000
09:24will be cut in half
09:25and you'll leave here with $15,000
09:27so
09:27would you like to continue or stop?
09:30I'd like to stop
09:31and take the $30,000
09:32alright
09:33taking the $30,000
09:34congratulations
09:35spend that $30,000
09:37wisely
09:38and
09:38congratulations
09:39on being the first contestant to play
09:41big numbers
09:42yes
09:42your money is right over here
09:45I'm taking your car
09:46no you're not
09:47get away
09:49from my impeller
09:51alright
09:52that's our new game
09:53big numbers
09:53so tell me in the comment section below
09:55how do you like the new game
09:57so
09:57when we come back
09:58we're going to be doing our $250,000 disc droppers
10:02when we come back
10:11welcome back to the Mega Spin
10:12it's time for our $250,000 disc droppers
10:15and Brandon
10:17will you please push the spacebar button
10:19right behind you
10:20oh
10:20and see who our contestant is
10:24all we have left is Dan and Nick
10:27they're both Peterson
10:28and it looks like it's going to be
10:32Nick Peterson
10:35come right over here Nick
10:37how you doing?
10:39I'm doing well
10:41what the
10:42I don't know what a red disc
10:44and a black disc
10:45oh well
10:46so you're doing well
10:48yeah I am
10:50alright
10:51so what are you going to plan to
10:52you went to Hawaii?
10:54I just got back from vacation
10:57how was it?
10:58it was better because I wasn't around that family
11:02hey
11:02that's mean
11:05they treated me with no respect
11:07I'm sorry
11:09let's just get to the game before I lose my temper
11:12alright
11:13do you want me to explain the rules?
11:15yes please
11:16ok so you're going to have 5 discs
11:18we have 5 amounts over here
11:2010,000, 20, 25, 30, and 40,000
11:23you're going to take this disc one at a time
11:25you can place it anywhere on the board
11:28whatever it lands on that's what you win
11:30and then you have the option to keep going or stop
11:33but if you land in there again we'll take that away
11:35and then if you land in that same slot that was deducted
11:38we'll get right back to you
11:39and then so on
11:39and if you can fill out all 5 of these slots
11:42that's 125
11:42and whatever how much money you have
11:45you'll go for the bonus disc
11:46where you can double it
11:47half or add 25,000
11:49just no bonus money
11:50so understand?
11:52I do!
11:53alright
11:54we have to switch positions
11:55because it will be very hard for Nick
11:58or anybody else
12:02he's unbuttoning his shirt
12:05I almost said unbuttoning
12:07but that's just
12:09whenever you're ready
12:12thank you
12:12you're welcome
12:15what the hell?
12:17I told you
12:18no no no no no
12:19that's the bonus
12:20here
12:20let me hold the bonus disc
12:22I got the wrong order for some
12:24whoa
12:26shut up
12:27I got the wrong order for some reason
12:31alright
12:31he's playing
12:34$10,000
12:36that counts
12:37as long as it hits the bottom of the board
12:38so once again
12:39we'll take that 10
12:41he's waiting real time
12:43oh
12:44and that's exactly what I was going to say
12:46so we're back to bound 0
12:48you only have one option
12:51and he's going to $20,000
12:54you want to keep going?
12:57very well
12:58he's got $20,000
13:00and it's going to $40,000
13:04$60,000
13:05you got one more disc
13:06and he's going on
13:09and
13:10oh
13:10$25,000
13:12$85,000
13:14but we're not done yet
13:15alright
13:17so we've changed those amounts
13:18from double
13:19half
13:1925
13:20and 0
13:21and
13:22what will happen if you get double?
13:25I don't give a
13:27$170,000
13:30$170,000
13:31$110,000
13:31$110,000
13:31for $25,000
13:32or $42,500
13:34for half
13:34I'm assuming you want to go?
13:36yeah I do
13:37alright
13:38take that disc
13:41thank you
13:42dip
13:43hey
13:47uh oh
13:49$42,500
13:51that didn't count
13:52it came out
13:52it landed on the bottom of
13:54it landed on the bottom of
13:57it landed on the bottom of
13:58it landed on the bottom of
13:58no it didn't
14:00do not take a host microphone
14:01if it hits the bottom
14:04if it hits the bottom
14:05if it doesn't hit the bottom
14:07it don't count
14:08if it hits the bottom
14:10it
14:11why am I laughing?
14:13because you're a Peterson
14:15which means
14:16you're a dick
14:17kid
14:18give me that hat
14:23um
14:30if you would like to be a contestant on the Mega Spin
14:33please send a request to Alex Paras on YouTube or Facebook
14:36all you need is a Skype or Google Plus account with at least a webcam or microphone
14:41and there you go
14:42it's that simple
14:45alright welcome back to the Mega Spin
14:47it's time for our last wheel segment
14:49and it's Dan Peterson from Mariposa California
14:53come right over here
14:57hello there
14:59hey there
15:00that's the host's microphone
15:02did you know that?
15:03yeah I know
15:04it needs a lot of dusting
15:07I just got this last week
15:11well
15:12it collected a lot more dust than I thought it would
15:15okay so tell us about yourself Dan
15:19um
15:20um
15:21I'm very
15:22very
15:23very
15:24very
15:25raspy
15:25old
15:26and I smoke a lot of cigarettes
15:28why do you
15:29why do you smoke?
15:31because it's fun
15:34well you better check your lungs
15:36cause when you smoke a lot
15:38you could die soon
15:41well that's fine by me
15:43ha ha
15:45not fine by me
15:46so you know how the wheel works right?
15:48yeah
15:48go ahead
15:49go ahead and spin
15:50okay
15:51make sure it goes around three times
15:53time to put a spin on things
15:55yeah that's spinning
15:58great spin
15:59we know that's going to make three complete revolutions
16:04yes
16:05is there anything else you want to say?
16:08damn
16:08it's taking forever
16:09and then I'm going to die from all this lung cancer
16:12then just fall
16:14stopping
16:15so what are you going to do with the money?
16:18buy more cigarettes
16:21cigarettes?
16:22yep
16:22that's right
16:24if you know you're going to be a misery
16:27why not have more emphasis on it?
16:30alright
16:31well you know five times followed by a million would give you five million dollars
16:35and what I mean that would be great
16:37you only gave away seventy five thousand dollars in the first one
16:41that's a lot of cigarettes to order
16:45what's dealing with cigarettes?
16:47well they're better than cigars
16:49they're both bad
16:50boo
16:51hey
16:51right
16:53whatever
16:54alright
16:55pay attention
16:56who's your sponsor?
16:57the dareline of stock?
17:00no throwing
17:01because the wheel's starting to slow down
17:03so is your voice
17:06alright
17:06it's starting to slow down
17:09and pay attention
17:10I am not Bob Barker
17:12I'm not even a boy
17:13it's out of that million
17:15hey
17:17thanks
17:17alright
17:20I don't know
17:21I don't know
17:21it's in the ten thousand
17:22it's going to save for at least five
17:23wait wait wait
17:25fifty thousand dollars
17:30yeah
17:31yeah
17:32well there is no zero dollars thing
17:33look at it
17:34the lowest you could get was ten thousand
17:39this is the computer guy speaking
17:41due to technical difficulties
17:43I shall show you the final total right here on my screen
17:46one hundred ninety seven thousand five hundred dollars
17:51what another fine way to end the show with a great total
17:54make sure you tune in next week for more big money giving away
17:57and hopefully we don't get a lot of Petersons
18:00so anyways
18:01you all take care now
18:03you all take care now
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