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00:02Are you okay?
00:04Oh, I made it.
00:07Shut up, Cody.
00:10Alright, I'll get the show started.
00:12I need water.
00:13Hey, guys.
00:15Alright, so we got the doofuses on the couch over...
00:20No sneezing on the job.
00:23Okay, here I am, your co-host Joey Acacia,
00:27and welcome to the Megaspin.
00:30We do not have time for an intro, unfortunately,
00:32because of a little parking mishap in front of the house.
00:36So, we'll get right to our first segment with the wheel.
00:44Here I am with Mac Sanchez from Modesto, California,
00:48and he's ready to spin the wheel for $5 million.
00:51Hello, Mac.
00:52Hello, Player One.
00:54Nice to meet you.
00:56Okay, thank you.
00:57And tell us a little bit about yourself.
01:00My name is Mac Sanchez.
01:02I am a fan of Wheel of Fortune.
01:10Oh, God.
01:11You must be the brother of Melvin.
01:15Aren't you?
01:18Cousin?
01:20So, what would you do with your money?
01:23Well, Pat Sajak,
01:24I would meet Pat Sajak,
01:26Pat Sajak,
01:28Pat Sajak,
01:28and Vanna White,
01:30Vanna White.
01:32Really?
01:32I'm not Pat Sajak.
01:35Yes, you are Pat Sajak.
01:37Well, it's, uh,
01:38welcome to the Mega Spin,
01:39and, uh, blah, blah, blah,
01:40here's our contestant.
01:41So,
01:41you ready to spin the wheel?
01:44Ding, ding,
01:45ding, ding.
01:47It's my turn to spin.
01:49I will add $1,000
01:50to whatever I get,
01:52and I will solve the puzzle.
01:54Oh, my God.
01:56All right.
01:58We will not...
01:58Isn't the wheel supposed to be sideways?
02:01You know,
02:01it used to be...
02:02Before you spin,
02:03I...
02:04Before you spin,
02:05I'd like to give out a little history.
02:06This used to be on the pegs,
02:08but I decided to make it,
02:09like, a big spin style.
02:11So,
02:11hold on,
02:12let me get out of the way.
02:13So, that way...
02:15All right, go ahead.
02:16Has to go around three times.
02:17All right,
02:18that's a good spin there,
02:19Matt.
02:23Excuse you.
02:24Mm-hmm.
02:27Quintuple followed by millions
02:28can be $5 million,
02:29but whatever you get
02:30will be great.
02:31I'd rather be playing
02:32Wheel of the Fortune.
02:34Well,
02:34after this segment,
02:35you can play Wheel of Fortune.
02:37I see you have two other wheels
02:39underneath the bed.
02:41Oh, yeah.
02:43Not as good as the original one.
02:46Well,
02:46what do you expect?
02:48Ding!
02:50I didn't call him.
02:53No!
02:54Eh!
02:56All right,
02:56starting to slow down.
02:57I'm sorry,
02:58but that noise
02:59was already used.
03:01Sorry, Kyle.
03:06Wouldn't it be nice
03:07if I got a million guys?
03:08We'll see.
03:11How about
03:11$100,000?
03:14I'm coming for you, Pat!
03:17All right.
03:20It's your biggest payday yet.
03:23$100,000!
03:25In the style of Charlie O'Donnell.
03:28In the car!
03:31We never gave a little car away
03:32on the Mega Spin.
03:33Oh, well, yeah,
03:34of course,
03:34on the fifth...
03:35But, yeah,
03:36on the fifth anniversary edition.
03:39Hey, Joey,
03:41tell us how you can become
03:42a contestant on the Mega Spin.
03:44Hey, YouTubers!
03:46Want to know how to become
03:48a contestant on the Mega Spin?
03:50Go to your local lottery
03:51retailer,
03:52get a Mega Spin Scratcher,
03:54and scratch off TV show
03:56three times,
03:57and you'll be coming down
03:58to the show.
04:00Thank you, Joey.
04:01When we come back,
04:02we're going to have a contestant
04:03to play our
04:03$250,000 disc droppers.
04:06Don't go away.
04:15And now we start off
04:17with our disc droppers segment,
04:19and here I am with
04:23Jack Benson
04:24from Milpitas, California.
04:27Hi there.
04:28Good to meet you.
04:31Finally,
04:31a normal contestant!
04:34Yeah, I'm normal.
04:35I've always been normal.
04:36Okay, so...
04:38I'm going to teach you
04:39how to play 250...
04:40Oh, no, me too.
04:41I've seen this show before.
04:42I know how to play disc droppers.
04:44Like I said,
04:46a normal...
04:47I am normal.
04:48...contestant.
04:49I am normal.
04:50If you watch the show,
04:51you know this disc dropper segment
04:52always,
04:54100% of the time,
04:56has some type of hitch
04:57at the end of it.
04:58No.
04:59What do you mean?
05:01What did you want to do
05:02with the money?
05:03Well, first of all,
05:04I am a truck driver
05:05for Safeway.
05:06I deliver the groceries
05:08to Safeway restaurants,
05:09and what I would do
05:10with the money
05:11is I'd probably donate it
05:12to Safeway
05:13and help us build
05:14more stores.
05:16Hell, I thought truckers
05:18were like Kevin Henry.
05:20Who's Kevin Henry?
05:22He's one of our YouTube friends.
05:24He's also a truck driver.
05:26Oh, nice to hear.
05:27I would donate it
05:28to the Safeway headquarters.
05:31Okay, then.
05:33All right.
05:34And let's get started here.
05:37He's hoping for 40.
05:39He's hoping for the 40.
05:42$25,000 to start.
05:43Will you keep going?
05:44Yes, sir.
05:45Okay, he's going to keep going.
05:48Coming down.
05:49Looking for the center.
05:50Not the 25 again.
05:51He hit the 25 again.
05:53You don't mind if I do this?
05:54Yeah, not at all.
05:55He's back down to zero.
05:57Okay.
05:59Now he's looking
06:00for the 40 again.
06:02Will he hit 40?
06:03Will he hit 40?
06:04It's got 10 on it.
06:05So he's only at $10,000.
06:07He's got three.
06:08He's got two black chips
06:09and one red chip left.
06:11He's looking to drop it
06:12in the center.
06:13It's coming down
06:14towards the center.
06:15And he's back down
06:16to $0.
06:17What's going on?
06:19It's rigged.
06:21It's not rigged.
06:22If it were rigged,
06:23it would be canceled.
06:26You hear that, Cody?
06:28It would be canceled.
06:30Who's Cody?
06:32Oh.
06:35Okay.
06:36He's back down to nothing.
06:38He has a chance
06:39at anything now.
06:43Well,
06:44he's walking away
06:45with something.
06:47So you have $10,000.
06:49You can win 20.
06:51You can double it to 20.
06:52You can have it to five.
06:53It would be the lowest.
06:56You'd have the strange record
07:00of only $5,000
07:02on the Megaspin.
07:06How do you feel about
07:07gaining that record
07:08if you do?
07:09Well, it's better than nothing.
07:12Well,
07:13we've had five or six people
07:15walk away with $250,000.
07:18But nobody in the history
07:21of disc droppers
07:22has walked away
07:23with only $5,000.
07:25So,
07:26he can win
07:27$25,000.
07:31He can win $35,000
07:33or just the 10.
07:35So,
07:36will you be willing
07:37to go on?
07:38Yes, sir.
07:40He's hoping for that
07:4125 spot.
07:42That's the most he'll get.
07:44Will he make history?
07:46Not today.
07:47He won't.
07:47He has $20,000.
07:49And that's Jack Benson
07:51from Elpitas, California.
07:54All right.
07:59And when we come back,
08:01we will have
08:02our stretchy
08:03home stretch segment
08:05where we will be trying
08:06to stretch out
08:09for as much money
08:10as we can.
08:25I don't want to
08:26stand up here.
08:28Just stand up
08:29or just sit down
08:30over there.
08:32I don't want to.
08:34Oh!
08:36Fine.
08:36I'll sit down,
08:37you annoying
08:38little so-and-so.
08:40Hi.
08:40My name's Barry Fond.
08:42I'm your contestant.
08:45Hello, Barry.
08:46Are you from San Francisco?
08:48That's correct.
08:49Giants fan ever since.
08:51Mmm.
08:52What's wrong?
08:53All right.
08:54So,
08:55to play the home stretch,
08:57you see those cars?
08:59Yes.
09:00You pick up the...
09:01You go 1 through 12.
09:04Mm-hmm.
09:05You pick the numbers
09:06one by one,
09:07and behind each one
09:08is a color.
09:10Mm-hmm.
09:10Red gets you up
09:11to $5,000
09:12if you clear it
09:13all the way.
09:14Then the blue
09:15is 10.
09:17And then the yellow,
09:18if you do that one,
09:19you get a lot of money.
09:21You want the yellow.
09:23How much do I win?
09:25I'm not allowed to say.
09:26It's a secret amount.
09:28Oh.
09:29Okay.
09:31So...
09:31I thought the prize
09:32was $100,000
09:33when I got up here.
09:34It is.
09:35Oh.
09:35The EP didn't want me
09:37to say anything.
09:38Oh.
09:38Son of a bitch.
09:42Number four.
09:45Come on.
09:45There we go.
09:48All right.
09:49Okay.
09:49It's gold.
09:51There we go.
09:53Okay.
09:53What next?
09:55Number eight.
09:56Okay.
09:57Red.
09:58Red.
09:59Red.
10:01Come on.
10:02Can I do it for you?
10:04There we go.
10:06Okay.
10:07What next?
10:08Number one.
10:10Number one.
10:13And they're neck and neck
10:15coming out of the starting gate.
10:17Number six.
10:19Six.
10:22Okay.
10:23Red takes the lead.
10:24He needs two more
10:26to get $5,000.
10:28Okay.
10:29What next?
10:30Number ten.
10:32Ten has a yellow.
10:34Two away from the big prize.
10:37Next.
10:39Seven.
10:41Seven.
10:41Number seven.
10:43Hmm.
10:44Okay.
10:44They're head to head
10:45going into the home stretch.
10:48Meh.
10:49What next?
10:50Number nine.
10:52Something good.
10:54I love that.
10:55That's another red.
10:56He's one away from $5,000.
10:58But he wants that gold.
11:01Two.
11:03The $5,000
11:04if he gets the red.
11:07That's two.
11:08I know.
11:09I'm trying here.
11:11Oh.
11:14Well, now we know.
11:16There's one gold.
11:18There's one red.
11:19There's two blue.
11:22Three.
11:23Sorry.
11:25It's what's remaining.
11:28Hey.
11:29Hey.
11:30Hey.
11:30Hey.
11:30Hey.
11:31Hey.
11:31Hey.
11:32Okay.
11:33One, two, three, or four.
11:35I think I'm going to choose number two.
11:40Yay!
11:41$5,000.
11:42All right.
11:47When we come back, we will have our final wheel-spinning contestant of the night.
11:53Don't miss it.
11:58All right, everybody.
11:59I'm here with our final segment, with our final contestant of the night, Jack Roberts from San Jose, California.
12:05He's ready to spin the wheel for $5,000,000.
12:09What's with the Nerf gun?
12:14Jack?
12:16Jack!
12:19Do you know how much I had to pay to repair that?
12:27All right.
12:28All right.
12:29All right.
12:33You're lucky that was the last bullet.
12:35So, tell me about yourself, Jack.
12:37That's a nice hole you got in the roof there, Pard.
12:40Yeah, you did that already.
12:43Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
12:44So, tell us about yourself.
12:47I'm a space bounty hunter, my friend.
12:49Oh, nice.
12:51And what would you do with whatever you win tonight?
12:54I'm going to open my own bounty hunting business.
12:57Nice.
12:58Did you catch any criminals this past week?
13:02Well, there was a Water L. Melon.
13:06Okay.
13:09A Jack A Box.
13:12Jack A Box?
13:14And a Ham Ur Sammich.
13:19Okay.
13:21Those sound weird names, but I'll take it.
13:24All right.
13:25You ready to spin the wheel?
13:26Like your name's any prettier than yours, bub?
13:29Um, okay.
13:36That's got to go around three times.
13:39That's got to go around three times.
13:42I don't think that's going to count.
13:47Nope.
13:48It's not going to count.
13:51We're going to have to reset the wheel, because that did not go around three times.
13:55So, I'm going to push the button here.
13:58Okay.
13:59Go ahead.
14:06Hey, this isn't a joke.
14:09Stop.
14:10Stop.
14:11Come on.
14:14You do that one more time, I'm going to shoot you in the face of the Nerf gun.
14:18Sorry.
14:25That's better.
14:27That's better.
14:29Come on.
14:31Do you like destroying stuff or something?
14:34I am a bounty hunter.
14:36What?
14:37That's my TV.
14:40You can turn our eyes.
14:44No.
14:46Come on.
14:51Let's see it.
14:53$40,000.
14:54Congratulations.
14:54Congratulations.
14:58I'm going to shake with your other hand.
15:03You're disgusting, you know that?
15:07Alright, that was a great set.
15:09What are you doing?
15:10I'm going home.
15:11Why?
15:12Where do you keep fighting these people?
15:15They're insane.
15:16It's not my fault.
15:17You've got to talk to the contestant coordinator over there if you don't like them.
15:21Look down, contestant coordinator.
15:24The middle one's for you.
15:26I think he wants to talk with you after the show.
15:30But tonight, we gave him away.
15:31Come here.
15:32Go over there while I say the toilet.
15:34Boom!
15:36Bam!
15:37Bam!
15:39Bam!
15:41Okay, thank you, Joseph.
15:44So, tonight, how much did we give him?
15:46I think you have to drive him to the hospital.
15:47He's got a broken arm.
15:50Give him to an ambulance, please.
15:52So, how much did we give away tonight, Joey?
15:56Excuse me.
15:57$260,000.
15:59Alright, that was over a quarter of a million dollars.
16:02That's a good total.
16:06Not for you.
16:08What?
16:08My calendar?
16:10The car on the calendar.
16:12Not for you.
16:15Maybe.
16:16Alright, tune in next week for another exciting episode of the Mega Spin.
16:20It's canceled.
16:21It's not canceled.
16:22Yes, it is.
16:23I'm going to talk with you after the show.
16:25I'm going to talk with you after the show, too, pal.
16:28Bye.
16:29Bye, everybody.
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