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00:08Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to play the Big Money Game Show.
00:13It's the Megaspin.
00:21And now, please welcome our host, Alex Harrison, Joey Arachia.
00:28Hey, everybody.
00:30I don't know.
00:31Oh.
00:32Sorry about that.
00:34Welcome to this.
00:35You're right this way.
00:38Welcome to season two premiere of the Megaspin, everybody.
00:42I'm Alex Ross.
00:43I'm Joey Arachia.
00:44We're right in second game.
00:46And we are the Megaspin crew.
00:48How are you guys doing today?
00:51Great.
00:52Great.
00:53Hey.
00:55I was trying to do it again.
00:56So today.
00:58Well, tonight that is.
00:59Today or tonight.
01:00We're going to be doing a lot of fun tonight, right?
01:03Right.
01:04Left.
01:05No.
01:06All right.
01:07Let's get back.
01:07So, we've got new minigames for the season as well.
01:12We'll explain them more.
01:13Well, we can just tell you we have new minigames, such as Danger Card, Lucky Number.
01:18That would be random episodes.
01:22But tonight we can give away over $10 million.
01:24And a lot of fun, right?
01:29Right.
01:30Right.
01:31Right.
01:32Left.
01:33So, let's start with Blackjack, shall we?
01:40These five contestants will be playing Blackjack today.
01:44Let's see who wins the Lucky Blackjack card.
01:47This link's up first, $2,500, CD-i-Mario, Blackjack, More Shoe, Blackjack, Greedy Pants, $7,500, Sid the Sloth,
02:02$5,000.
02:03Congratulations to all of you.
02:05Now it's time for our second round.
02:13Okay, congratulations, Mario.
02:16What's how Mario that is, or whatever.
02:18Uh-huh.
02:19And More Shoe as well.
02:21So, you know the game?
02:24You have to get close to 21 without going over.
02:27Closest to 21 wins.
02:29You gotta win $5,000.
02:3021 exactly will go get a bonus prize.
02:35So, let's get Mario's.
02:38We got a 4.
02:39We got a 9.
02:41So, we're going to go to the highest card.
02:42That would be More Shoe.
02:44What do you want to do, More Shoe?
02:47Pass.
02:49Alright.
02:49And also, there is a new card called Joker's, which are wild.
02:53That can be from 2 to 10.
02:55So, you want to pass it to Mario.
02:56So, that means he's got a draw.
02:59That's a 7.
03:00Ooh.
03:02So, you need a 10 to get...
03:0410 or a face card to get 21.
03:07So, since More Shoe is passed, he's going to have to go again.
03:10So, what do you want to do?
03:11Pass, draw, or free.
03:12Hmm.
03:14Um.
03:15Let me see.
03:16I would like to draw some rubies.
03:19That's a 7.
03:22Richer.
03:23Richer.
03:25So, you have 16.
03:26Now, we're going to go to Hotel Mario.
03:28What do you want to do?
03:29You need a 10 or a face card to get 21.
03:32Draw.
03:33It's an ace.
03:34So, that's 12.
03:36Uh-huh.
03:36So, that's...
03:37You used up all your cards.
03:39That ought to do it.
03:40But, Howard's not going to matter.
03:41But, the only way Mario can win is if he goes over.
03:45But, he has to draw because he's used out of cards.
03:48So, the card he needs is...
03:51Bacardi needs is a 5.
03:55Anything over a 5.
03:58Let's see.
04:00It's a 10.
04:02So, he busts...
04:03Mario wins.
04:05Oh, my God.
04:07Oh, my God.
04:07So, a 5,000 for you, and we'll see what's going on the wheel.
04:15Congratulations, CD-i Mario.
04:19Uh-huh.
04:20Thank you very much, Mr. Alex.
04:23You're very welcome.
04:24You're a clone of Mario, huh?
04:26No.
04:27I'm my own original identity.
04:30Along with Antichrist Link.
04:32I mean, CD-i Link.
04:34Hmm.
04:35Well, there's plenty of Mario's here.
04:36So, what's your plans with your cash, sir?
04:39So, then I can get a new enclosed instruction book.
04:42If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels,
04:46check out the enclosed instruction book.
04:54Okay, so, Mario.
04:56Before we spin the wheel, we made us a little bit of changes to the wheel.
04:59As you can see, all the flippers up there is on the rim of the wheel.
05:02That way, so we can make it more suspenseful.
05:05So, now, the wheel has to go around at least three times now.
05:09Time to put a spin on things.
05:11Uh-huh.
05:12Then, go ahead.
05:14Here we go.
05:17Very good spin, though, Mario.
05:19Up on CBI, Mario, whatever.
05:22See, you can see how far it is?
05:25Wow, that's amazing.
05:27Compared to the other film.
05:30Remember, we got some amounts of 10,000.
05:33You know what I am?
05:34If you can see about that in May,
05:37now it's a lot of times you're going to spend,
05:39and it's a lot of times you're going to have to buy time.
05:41So, we're going to be fine.
05:43No luck.
05:43Anything else would be great, though.
05:48I have to show so far.
05:49Get this behind!
05:52Okay.
05:53Slow down.
05:54You might have a chance.
05:56You're no one more.
05:57There we go.
05:58Slow down.
06:01We'll go to the next second.
06:03Slow down.
06:05We're going to just stay there.
06:07And it's five seconds.
06:10And it's official.
06:13So, we got back.
06:13We're all in.
06:14Congratulations, Samuel.
06:15You know what they say.
06:16All toasters, toast toast.
06:20Okay, so, if you want to be a contestant on the show to spin a reel,
06:24go to your local lottery retail and ask for it and make a spin scratcher.
06:28Scratch off that segment.
06:30You can find your TV show three times.
06:32You're going to go to the reel,
06:33and you might spin for $500.
06:35So, when we come back,
06:37we are going to be doing our $250,000 disc droppers with Krusty the Clown.
06:41So, don't miss it.
06:56Hey, everybody.
06:58Welcome back to the show.
06:59Here I am with Krusty the Clown.
07:03From Springfield, Oregon.
07:05What do you want to do, Krusty?
07:08I'm going to compete against Mr. Krabs
07:10and make my own Krusty land
07:13against his Krabby land.
07:16You might have to censor this,
07:17but don't you mean Bleepy land?
07:21Oh, what do you mean?
07:22I didn't know Krabby land had a lot of beep, boops, and blinds.
07:26Krabby land?
07:27I wonder what Mr. Krabs has to say about that.
07:31Oh, you'll never beat my Krabby land
07:34and have so much fun.
07:35There's some rises and money.
07:37All right, so get your disc droppers over there, Joey,
07:40and let's...
07:41Krusty has...
07:41As you folks know,
07:42Krusty has five chances,
07:45plus one after the first five,
07:47to get as much money as he can
07:50for disc droppers.
07:51So, Krusty,
07:53what do you want to do with these first discs?
07:57Well, I'll put one in the middle!
07:59Well, let's see if your luck starts well.
08:02If we just land in $10,000,
08:04we start off at $25,000.
08:06Oh, oh, oh, and then put that one on the index.
08:11Let's see.
08:13Don't forget the ring finger.
08:16$35,000.
08:19Hopefully he gets something good.
08:22And it manages to stay in,
08:24so he's up to $55,000.
08:27What, did he place it where the thumb goes?
08:31And...
08:32Oh, no!
08:34He's down to $45,000.
08:35And he's got one more disc.
08:37Pinky!
08:39He's got one more disc,
08:40and let's see if it's...
08:41Hey, Krusty!
08:42Don't look back to me!
08:43Hey!
08:44He's up to $85,000.
08:46Well, now it's time for this very special red disc.
08:50Whoa!
08:51And as you see down below,
08:54our executive producer and also cameraman, Alex...
08:58I won't be clowning around for this one!
09:01So as you can see, he has $85,000.
09:04But if he gets $25,000, he'll be up to $110,000.
09:07Half of $85,000, I think.
09:09$42,500...
09:12$85,000...
09:13$42,500.
09:16And...
09:17Double of that is $170,000.
09:21But there's also a very, very rare chance...
09:26That he'd get no bonus money, too.
09:29And the last person to do that was the ex-owner of the show,
09:33Cody Sinclair.
09:34Which he claims...
09:36He claims it was his show,
09:38but it was our show.
09:39And by that, I mean Alex's show.
09:41Right, so...
09:42So where do you want it, Mr. Clown, boy?
09:44Or do you want to keep what you have?
09:46Well, you know, um...
09:48Let's try the middle!
09:51Right!
09:51For $170,000, let's see...
09:59Hey!
10:00Hey!
10:01Hey, Alex!
10:03Wow!
10:03Good job, Mr. Clown!
10:05And you go exit stage left.
10:09Okay, so when we...
10:10In your face, Mr. Krabs!
10:12So when we come back, we're going to be doing a homestretch worth something over $100,000.
10:17I don't know who it is, but stay tuned!
10:29Hey, everybody, welcome back to the show here.
10:31We're on the homestretch.
10:34And we're here with...
10:36I am Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans!
10:39Excuse my language, but...
10:41Holy...
10:43What are you doing back here?
10:46Well, to give revenge on Kakarot and prove that I can make more money than him!
10:51Well, if you keep on bragging, I'll hit you right with your Dragon Balls.
10:56Hmm...
10:57We'll see about that.
10:58Want me to give you some Key Blast?
11:01Hmm...
11:01Pick a door.
11:04Three!
11:05Only $50,000?
11:08And $100,000 was in number four, so...
11:10Huh!
11:11Dummy Kakarot!
11:13Not his fault!
11:15Okay, smart one.
11:16So...
11:18Hopefully...
11:19You don't get all reds like a certain someone did last season.
11:23Oh, wait!
11:23That was you!
11:25Wrong!
11:25That was somebody else!
11:27Okay!
11:30Nine!
11:30Let's see...
11:31My favorite number!
11:34Wow, you actually need to know it!
11:39Hmm...
11:39Three!
11:41Okay...
11:42And four!
11:44Hopefully they're not both reds!
11:46Those are his favorite numbers to get!
11:49Dirty!
11:50Oh, God!
11:52Ha!
11:53Six!
11:54You're six!
11:55Son of a gun!
11:57Well, you're a six Kakarot!
12:00I'm not Kakarot!
12:02Ten!
12:03Oh, he needs one more!
12:06Ha ha ha ha!
12:07In your face, Kakarot!
12:09You okay?
12:10Eight!
12:11You okay?
12:12Nothing else worked!
12:13Oh!
12:14Oh no!
12:15Uh oh!
12:16I hope he doesn't do the Galak Gun!
12:1912!
12:2012!
12:21This is gonna get the Galak Gun for me!
12:23Oh no!
12:24No!
12:25Final...
12:26No!
12:26No!
12:39Hey YouTubers!
12:41Do you want to be a contestant?
12:44Just send a request to Alex Paris on YouTube or Facebook!
12:48All you need is a Skype for a Google Plus account!
12:51And there you go!
12:53It's that simple!
12:57We are back at the show!
12:59Here is Richard Phillips from Mountain View, California and he's gonna spin for a five
13:03million dollars!
13:04Welcome, sir!
13:05Thank you, Alex!
13:07You're welcome!
13:07That name sounds familiar, too!
13:11Yes, I have a brother!
13:13David Phillips?
13:15Richard Dawson!
13:16Richard Dawson!
13:18Isn't he dead?
13:20He's dead!
13:21Which we all remember Richard Dawson, too!
13:25Post a family feel so!
13:27How do you feel, once again?
13:29I feel good!
13:31Okay!
13:32What do you want to do with whatever you win?
13:35Well, I'd buy my brother something and probably get him out of the studio!
13:39It stinks in here!
13:40No, it doesn't!
13:42All you just do is spin the wheel, see what you win, and just make sure it goes around three
13:45times, okay?
13:47Give it a nice spin!
13:49Nice!
13:50Give it a spin!
13:51One, two, three times!
13:52And you're good!
13:57Continue to fly by the eye!
13:58I don't know if you can fly by the eye!
13:59I don't know if you can fly by the eye!
14:01Hey!
14:02Why is a guy sleeping in your room?
14:05Yeah!
14:05That's one of our-
14:06That's one of our announcements!
14:08Have you ever seen this show?
14:09Dang it!
14:10No, my book said it was a terrible show!
14:13No, he didn't!
14:15He was just trying to say that because you have a gay sexist just for fuck!
14:18We have a gay sexist!
14:20Dang!
14:21I didn't!
14:22I didn't!
14:22I didn't!
14:23I didn't!
14:23I didn't!
14:23I didn't!
14:24I didn't!
14:26What a sin!
14:29No, it's a real real real!
14:30We're a one-selling black video and stuff!
14:32No, I need to!
14:33No, I need to!
14:34No, I need to!
14:34A thousand, all?
14:34Did you just need to?
14:36No, no, no!
14:39No, you need to!
14:41No, I need to!
14:42No, no, no, no!
14:43Oh my god!
14:43A thousand?
14:44No, no!
14:44Full of hours!
14:46No, you're good!
14:47Ok, so if you want to spin the wheel, go to your local lottery retailer, and ask for a mega
14:52spin scratcher and if you see spin three times you're going to be going to our
14:56show and you might win $5 million
15:05All right Mr. San Diego, what's that final fantastic number four season two?
15:10$360,000!
15:12Wow, that's a great amount for the start, huh?
15:16What? There's no way that could be right!
15:19It is!
15:20It is right!
15:20You calculated it!
15:23It must be broken!
15:24No, the camera was ticked over earlier though.
15:28Yeah, my one. So thank you.
15:31So thank you for watching our season two premiere.
15:33And the episode.
15:36Yeah, it's my show, I'll do what I want.
15:39My show.
15:41So tune in next Saturday for more fun and examples.
15:44So for now, stay fantasy!
15:47So for now we're going to kick off the dance party.
16:16Please play responsibly, every number correct for game 1 and 2 is $1,000, $2,000 for games 2 and
16:233, and game 4 is $3,000. The mega number will double your winnings if you get the mega number
16:29on your list. But anyways, thanks for watching, and good luck.
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