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00:00And full screen, Wonderbomb. Let's go.
00:18Hey, he was at the World Cup, Tom Cruise.
00:23He did the closing ceremony speech.
00:30Would you take my place for the lead role? Me? No way. Have you seen the female lead?
00:35No, thanks. That's what I thought.
00:37Hey, maybe if the gymnasium catches fire, they'll cancel the show.
00:42I hope it does catch fire.
00:45I think something is going to catch fire.
00:49This could be one.
00:57Well, what do you know? It caught fire.
01:00No way.
01:03You don't think it happened because I said something, do you?
01:08What a look of fate.
01:15As fate would have it, it actually caught on fire.
01:18Also, that pot can look like that tomato head Yu-Gi-Oh card.
01:25If you know what that playing card looks like.
01:28I'll leave it in the corner here so that you'll know who the card is if you don't know your
01:34Yu-Gi-Oh.
01:41I can even tell you it's special ability by memory, but...
01:47Nah, I'm not going to do that.
01:56Basically, you can special summon one dark monster.
02:07With an attack power that has less than...
02:111,500?
02:13I think it is.
02:20I think that's how it works.
02:26But that's when it gets destroyed in battle.
02:36Or if I want to make it into a simple turn for another playing card for what it could look
02:40like.
02:40Pot of Greed.
02:42You can draw two cards.
02:46Anyways, unrelated though again.
02:48Back on the relation with ghost stories.
02:54It's black.
02:56I guess the School of Fine Arts Festival is not going to happen.
02:59I can't believe it.
03:01And I stayed a full night working on my custom and drugs.
03:04Oh my.
03:05What a gageous seamstress.
03:07I hope you're not a homosexual.
03:08Ha ha ha.
03:11I'm not gay, you porn-again homophobe halfwit.
03:14But I am the lead in the Phantom of the Ghost Sapphire.
03:16I can tell you that.
03:18Oh, we're so back with me.
03:21You need help in spiritually in the name of Jesus.
03:26Take all the...
03:27You're the principal.
03:28I hate the arts festival.
03:32This year's festival will be at the old schoolhouse.
03:35What?
03:41Oh.
03:45Oh.
03:49Oh.
03:52Oh.
03:53Don't you go to the play rehearsal?
03:54They're waiting for you.
03:55This isn't about the trailer thing, is it?
03:57You know, there are rumors about ghosts at the old schoolhouse.
04:01I mean, what if those stories are true, Hajime?
04:05What if some accident happened to me?
04:08Then someone else would have to take the part.
04:11No!
04:11That part is yours, Keina!
04:13Don't tell me there's going to be another lightning stroke, but this time at the old house.
04:17Instead of the gymnasium.
04:18I'm just going to go to rehearsal.
04:25Lightning can't strike twice.
04:27Show it!
04:29My fingers are bleeding!
04:31Look!
04:32So, have I been cursed by the ghost after all?
04:37Bravo!
04:38Somewhere Keanu Reeves is getting nervous.
04:41Good job!
04:42She ready to play?
04:43PG-13 violent?
04:44Let's see Hadley beat this one.
04:45Alright, if something happens, so I might just do it.
04:50Bet the PTA's gonna freak, but I don't like it.
04:52Word.
04:56Oh.
04:58Pins and needles.
05:00Oh my god.
05:01Oh my god!
05:08Quick!
05:12Quick!
05:12Throw a ball through the hoop!
05:14Hi!
05:15Sir!
05:15Sir!
05:15Sir!
05:16Help me!
05:20Are you for real?
05:23Yeah...
05:24Yeah...
05:24K to wish that you would catch fire?
05:26Boom!
05:27Hope you get hurt?
05:28Smack!
05:29The stairs are cursed.
05:31Cursed stairs?
05:31You're kidding me.
05:32Cursed stairs?
05:33God is bigger than any demonic curse.
05:36And Jew believers like me don't believe in curses.
05:39We have Jesus.
05:39If we ask stairs, nothing will happen.
05:41Only prayers can answer.
05:42Oh good god.
05:44I think that's a great idea.
05:45Good god almighty!
05:47Lift the curse off these stairs!
05:50I want a huge allowance in breasts.
05:52When I get older.
05:53And when I get older, I want to fondle said breasts.
05:56I pray that all my friends will become born again Christians.
05:59I hope Kate recovers, but not soon.
06:01And I get the lead in the play.
06:02What?
06:03The lead?
06:04You remember what happened to the first one?
06:06That's fate.
06:07I was always the right choice for the lead.
06:08Everybody knows Kate got that lead on the casting couch.
06:11And besides, who better to take the lead role in a play about a ghost than the school's
06:14resident psychical researcher?
06:16You get a free wish and that's what you're going for?
06:20Loser.
06:20What do you want?
06:21All humans are idiots.
06:23And human children are even worse.
06:25And you four are the most pathetic I've ever seen.
06:29Kate is dead.
06:30I wish something like that would happen to me.
06:33I've got finals.
06:34I got it!
06:36Oh, hi Liam.
06:38I got the lead in the play and I didn't have to spend one minute on the casting couch.
06:41I don't care what you say to me.
06:43Loser's rock.
06:44No, I don't think so.
06:45I'm still poor and flat.
06:47So?
06:48So, I don't think this Chris' dare wish thing is legit at all.
06:52And you haven't catch my breath, have you?
06:54No.
06:55Not the way I'll be.
06:56You're still acting here all the world.
06:58I get it.
06:59Your wishes didn't come true because you're all selfish.
07:01My wish came true because my talent deserves a wider audience.
07:05I don't know.
07:05Something doesn't seem wider that audience.
07:07Yeah, as wide as your butt.
07:09It's supposed to be this really hot dude with enormous schlong all the chicks dig.
07:12We keep mentioning to him about his butt a lot.
07:15Especially Coach.
07:16You're a repulsive.
07:17No one would want me to.
07:18In the last episode, he kept talking about his butt.
07:21Um, Liam, you're no DiCaprio.
07:25I didn't say-
07:26She mentioned Leonardo DiCaprio.
07:29If you have something that hasn't, you just need to pray.
07:31And they'll be a Muslim.
07:32Or Jewish.
07:34Wait a minute.
07:34Oh my god!
07:37We're the only ones that come true, do you?
07:39Huh?
07:40Bringing different race into this curse now.
07:43There's a line which goes, break my neck and die.
07:46Now that's a play even I'd check out.
07:48All right, Cat.
07:49Where are you?
07:50So, every line the nerd speaks of the play is going to come true, huh?
07:54This will be the first R-rated bloodbath to ever be performed at an elementary school.
07:58Sweet!
08:01By the time he figures out he's cursed, his parents will be childless will before the second act.
08:06Oh, my stars and garters, I do love Shogun.
08:09Shut up, Cat.
08:09And listen, you don't know Theo well enough if you need to know just us.
08:13But if curses are true, Theo will be killed and go to hell.
08:17The rehearsals are cursed too.
08:18Yeah.
08:19And this time Jesus can't save you now.
08:22You know that?
08:23By the way, did I ever tell you?
08:25The more scared you dumb meat sex get, the more horrible this little black kitty becomes.
08:30Tonight, Leo's family will have tsukiaki for dinner.
08:34What?
08:34I have faith in my Lord Jesus.
08:36I don't believe in cursed stares and this test will prove it.
08:39Not what?
08:39If they don't have tsukiaki, then our theory is as bogus as Scientology.
08:44All right, let's go.
08:46Trick or treat!
08:48Just kidding.
08:49Wow!
08:50We were having company, but it's always good to see you-
08:54All in one synchronization.
09:02You're supposed to go through with my agent!
09:05I'm sick of you all!
09:07You're just jealous of my talent!
09:09And this is my mega celebrity!
09:10Get out!
09:11Take your autograph books and go home!
09:14Leo!
09:15How I win!
09:16Unbelievers!
09:19The work of the underground has done this to this kid!
09:27He should have never gone to Hollywood!
09:33Quick!
09:34Give me System of a Down!
09:36Let's teach this kid about the systems of Hollywood!
09:38Let anger burn from Eastern Sea!
09:41And race from other coast!
09:43I may have never been to leave, but I have been a ghost!
09:46And all of the others of my kind will die!
09:49And when I fall, so shall I!
09:53Uh-oh!
09:56Leo!
09:56You good?
10:03Leo!
10:10His fat ass broke the beam!
10:21Maybe that's why he was talking about his butt, because it's, uh-
10:24quite chunky.
10:40It's those damn stairs, man.
10:45It doesn't go into the stairwell of heaven.
10:47It goes into the stairwell of the black curse.
11:02Oh, the rainings aren't going to plummet.
11:11I know I said black curse, but I don't mean the cat.
11:27I don't want to be disturbed.
11:28Sorry, look at Jennifer Lopez go.
11:35Look at Jennifer Lopez go.
11:41Because love don't cost a thing.
11:48Dear man.
11:52Let me out of here.
11:54I've lived in castles and royal kingdoms.
11:56How dare you put me in a kitty carrier.
11:58Don't push it.
11:59I've got the muzzle in my pocket.
12:00But I'm telling you, I haven't done anything.
12:04My class is all finished.
12:06Oh, God, not this kitty again.
12:08You too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too,
12:10too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too.
12:20Where the hell are those morons?
12:22I'm about to start and I need my crew.
12:24I've told Hazi me not to be late with my friends.
12:26What in the name of Phantom of the Opera is this?
12:31Right.
12:34Today, pit break.
12:35Tomorrow, inside the actor's studio.
12:39The Phantom of the Opera.
12:47Inside my mind.
12:49Inside my mind.
12:50I'm telling you, kid, you've got to let me out of here.
12:52An old buddy of mine just showed up and that's never a good sign.
12:55Don't listen to him, Pedro.
12:57Shut up, cat.
12:58I'll cover up those earbuds.
12:59Nuctapes, you say one more word.
13:01All right, let's go.
13:03Okay, you're going to be a good kitty, aren't you?
13:05Me?
13:06Oh, I'll be just perfect.
13:07But don't come crying to me when the understudy's going to need an understudy.
13:10Oh, behold, from my fingers, blood.
13:16But I draw in my blood squids.
13:19There must be a better method after that I thought.
13:23Wait, something's wrong.
13:24My body won't move.
13:26Wait, is he actually drawing blood?
13:28Must be getting nervous.
13:32What do you think you're doing?
13:33You can't be back here.
13:34Look, Stitchkin, I don't have to listen to you.
13:37Leo's not dead yet.
13:38We're not late.
13:39Wait, something's wrong.
13:46Oh, dear.
13:48He's actually drawing blood.
13:49His name is a stuck pig out there.
13:51What's going on?
13:53Maybe it's just ketchup.
13:55It couldn't be real blood, could it?
13:57Stigmata.
13:58Oh, Jesus.
14:00I don't get it.
14:01Oh, Jesus, indeed.
14:03He's drawing blood in the name of Jesus.
14:06He's so sweet.
14:08Boy, freaking thing.
14:10I'm cursed by a ghost after all.
14:14By the time he figures out his curse,
14:16his parents will be childless welcome to the second act.
14:19You please.
14:19Oh, Jesus.
14:21I should have been with the number of Jews for Jesus.
14:23Hey.
14:25Remember what the cat said?
14:27He told us he saw a ghost earlier.
14:28Yeah.
14:29I bet that furball would pick out which one in this book of supernatural mugshots.
14:37Hey, kid.
14:38Come here.
14:39Hmm?
14:40That's getting a little lightheaded.
14:41I think I'm running out of air.
14:43You don't let me out.
14:44You're a cat killer.
14:45But I...
14:45They told me not to do that.
14:48Pussy.
14:48I guess you always do what your big sister tells you to do.
14:52I'm not a pussy.
14:54Okay.
14:56Where is he?
14:57Wow.
14:59So easy.
15:00Where's the name cat?
15:01Honey.
15:03What?
15:03No, don't start again, kid, please.
15:07Obviously.
15:07Which way did he go?
15:09That is it.
15:10Ah!
15:11I hope he's got me done.
15:15I don't know.
15:17Ah!
15:17I don't know.
15:18I don't know.
15:18I don't know if you can change.
15:20What?
15:21Satsuki, look there in the ghost diary.
15:25What?
15:30Oh, cursing, hanging clouds of black.
15:32An oppressive sky of blue.
15:34Unleash your dark lightning fury.
15:38Aren't you glad we came?
15:39Now that they're so cute.
15:40They're not that cute.
15:41The last time we were not having kids together.
15:48Oh, no.
15:49Oh, no.
15:49A statue of Jesus was expressed in place.
15:53It resided on the fourth step of the stairs.
15:56And it was a scary ghost to have turned the words spoken there into reality.
16:01That's it.
16:02Damn it.
16:03The fourth step is the only one that works.
16:05That's why our wishes weren't granted.
16:07And I'm still in a training room.
16:09We need to put that thing to spiritual sleep.
16:11Oh, so that's why these two were sitting on the fourth step.
16:24Oh, he took out the steps.
16:25Oh, he took out the steps.
16:26Don't suppose you know anything?
16:28Yeah, some drama teacher paid us to tear it down.
16:30Now, if you don't mind, I've got to get home to my trailer wife and kids.
16:33Bet you can't wait to get older.
16:57Oh, there it is.
16:59It's the pod of greeds.
17:00I was going to use this glue for your big mouth, but I guess masonry will do.
17:05That's so sad I could cry.
17:07And just when you finally learned how to put Kotabe to sleep, too.
17:11There you are.
17:12Listen to me, you stupid cat.
17:14Listen to me, you stupid pussy.
17:24Quit playing games with my heart.
17:27I'd like to get you to the SPCA and put you down.
17:29Fine.
17:29I'll still have eight lives left.
17:31This cat thing definitely has its advantages.
17:34Amano Jakku?
17:35Yeah.
17:36So you're telling us that you don't mind?
17:38Not at all.
17:39So then, you're familiar with all the lies in the play.
17:43Let anger burn from eastern sea and rage from other coasts.
17:48I may have never been to me, but I have been a ghost.
17:53Oh my god, it is without strings.
17:56Let anger burn from eastern sea and rage from other coasts.
18:00I may have never been to me, but I have been a ghost.
18:04And all of the others of my kind will die.
18:06What?
18:07I thought that piece of crap was written by Andrew Lloyd Webber.
18:10If all the ghosts are just a stupid beast, how do you support me?
18:13What is going to happen to you?
18:15Now, if there's anything you know, cat, spirit!
18:22Jesus, what happened to her?
18:25The ghost resides inside the damn stairs.
18:27What happened to the Christian girl?
18:29Steps her off the set.
18:31Well, she must have been tired.
18:33Oh, she's back.
18:38Oh, thank you, Jesus.
18:40We've got to save Leo.
18:58I mean, she's not wrong.
19:01She does need to take a lot of meds.
19:04No, stop floating.
19:09That's him.
19:10I mean it.
19:13How's the place?
19:14Oh, here.
19:16It's a different place.
19:17They're not your side.
19:23Okay.
19:24I like you, so I nominate you.
19:26Go.
19:26Damn it.
19:31Okay, get it.
19:32Mart.
19:34Ptabi, ptabi, kick the bucket.
19:36Ptabi, ptabi, you can suck it.
19:38Ptabi, ptabi, drop it.
19:40Keep the bucket.
19:41Ptabi, ptabi, you can suck it.
19:43Ptabi, ptabi, kick the bucket.
19:45Ptabi, ptabi, Reptabi, cut it.
19:47Frog it, dog it.
19:48Ptabi, ptabi.
19:51Oh, wow, we done.
19:54Ptabi, ptabi.
19:55Oh, well, we're done.
20:00Suck a Katara!
20:03DX style!
20:12You must have done something wrong.
20:18What happened? Did I win the Tony yet?
20:23I get it! The curse was lifted by my acting!
20:26I'd like to thank God and my parents!
20:29You like me! You really like me!
20:33What a great Oscar speech!
20:37What a great Oscar speech!
20:41Take that, Tom Cruise and Leonardo DiCaprio!
20:47Yes, glory to God.
20:50All the celebrities do it. You didn't do anything.
20:52Besides, if I really want my acting to kick into high gear,
20:54I gotta go Kabbalah.
20:58Nice job, Leo.
20:59I'm very impressed.
21:01I don't usually go in for...
21:02Ironically, his first name is Leo.
21:05You really think so?
21:06Maybe I should write direct Danstar.
21:08I could be Kevin Smith, but I talk more in my roles.
21:13God, what if you go in here?
21:15He didn't make sure that one comes out.
21:17What are great years?
21:21Don't get too full of yourselves.
21:23Remember, if it wasn't for me,
21:24your friend would be headlining in heaven.
21:26Or, according to Portigate, Betty Hal,
21:28since after all you Jewish...
21:32What do you want?
21:33Thanks a lot.
21:35Huh?
21:36That's a pleasure.
21:56Oh my God.
22:00Oh my God.
22:06Oh my God, I love that Ken.
22:13Can't even make through an episode
22:15stringing a sentence together.
22:19It'll make sentences,
22:20but then when it gets emotional,
22:23or when it gets filled with emotions,
22:26it gets...
22:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
22:28Mm-hmm.
22:58She'll come home but surely hear an end of life
23:16Let's see the preview for the next one.
23:20Listen four times and you'll die.
23:24Listen four times and you'll die.
23:28Listen for...
23:29Wait, is this the ring?
23:31You'll die.
23:32And the piano?
23:35Oh, the eyes are back.
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