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00:00I can't believe it, they're destroying this gorgeous land for overpriced condos, a monorail,
00:12a Starbucks, a Walmart, what the hell is this country coming to, I think I'm going to move.
00:17What are you, state council, shut your yap and get back to work.
00:21And the well?
00:23No, not the Starbucks.
00:26Whatever, just fill the hole, whole filler.
00:33Off to a great start already.
00:42Oh man, I knew I shouldn't have had Mexican for lunch.
00:45Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
00:47Oh god, not Taco Bell.
01:00Take the red, take the red paper, or the blue paper.
01:10Also, there was a red hand that came out, so he's going to get his blood drained.
01:15Instant death.
01:16Oh man, I knew I should have been a little bit.
01:23Oh man, I knew I should have been a little bit.
01:36I knew I could have been a little bit.
01:41Oh
02:11Oh
02:36All right, here we go episode two
02:49All right, Lizzo
02:55Oh
03:00In the letter corner
03:12Ew
03:17Oh yeah, and the demon
03:19From the last episode
03:21Went inside the cat as well
03:23Get out of my cat
03:25You fat, stinky, ugly demon
03:30Let's get something straight here
03:32Little Missy
03:32I may be
03:33The exclamation
03:36The exclamation of Missy
03:40Missy
03:58Kaya, that's it
04:00The cat
04:00The cat's called Kaya
04:09What are you doing?
04:10Quit following us
04:11You two morons are just walking in front of me
04:13Watch for dogs
04:14Go home
04:15We are going to school
04:17Sounds good
04:18I don't have anything better to do
04:19You're a cat now, stupid
04:21For your information
04:22I've been haunting that school
04:24Before you two blew into town
04:25I think he's got a point
04:26Don't take his side
04:27If you know what's good for you
04:29I can't believe
04:30Our sweet precious cat
04:31Is now
04:32Since when can you
04:33String a sentence now
04:34All together
04:34You are blabbering non-stop
04:38Now all of a sudden
04:39You speak in English
04:44Oh my god
04:47Underwear
04:59David Blaine
05:01Brilliant
05:02You speak in
05:02What Harvard's president said
05:05About girls and science
05:06You may know about science
05:07But you don't know diddly about girls
05:09I'm just waiting for a nice Jewish girl
05:11Break it up, ladies
05:14Hey, wait
05:15You two guys know how to do it?
05:17I mean, how to turn Kaya back to normal
05:19What?
05:21That's right
05:21You are the psychical researcher
05:23That is my area of expertise
05:25But except for a few pale Trekkies
05:27This is the creepiest thing
05:29I've ever come in contact with
05:30Well then
05:31What good are you?
05:32You're not coming up with ideas
05:34If I could
05:35I would have said my device long ago
05:37Well, we have learned one thing
05:38What do we learn?
05:40What do I miss?
05:41Yes, one thing
05:42What?
05:44You're like blue hands
05:45You're total chub material
05:55My name's Satsuki
05:56It's nice to meet you
05:58Friendly greeting ones
05:59Nice change
06:00Let's see
06:01Friendly greeting for once
06:02Nice change
06:03What?
06:05What?
06:05I don't know
06:06What happened to you?
06:08I got beat up by an apparition of Gloria Stunt
06:10Who are you calling an apparition?
06:12They're trying to take this seriously
06:13This is your next door neighbour
06:14That's great
06:15God's great
06:16Nothing great about
06:17That's great
06:18God's great
06:21Yeah, you can tell this religious girl's back
06:44Yeah, you can tell this religious girl's back
06:49What?
06:50What?
06:50It's weird
06:52What?
06:54Wrong time to say that during the time of Pride month
07:23I hate you mother
07:24I hate you mother
07:27Your mother
07:28Your mother was so full of Jesus
07:30She saved those souls from hell
07:31By banishing them into the forest
07:33And if the mountain's under development
07:35Then that means they
07:36The ghosts
07:37All the banished ones
07:39Are going to come back
07:42Praise
07:42Oh god
07:43We don't need to praise Jesus for that one
07:46And you know what kind of tease I'm talking about
07:48Can we not talk about this while I'm
07:50You know
07:51She's under sex
07:52That's not my fault
07:53She's in elementary school
07:55Of course she's under sex
07:56The other girls in this school are getting plenty
07:59I don't need any yogurt
08:02Coming to get me
08:03I'm too young to be lactose intolerant
08:05You're taking a dump?
08:06I prefer dropping the kids off to the pool
08:09I've got to find other
08:10What?
08:21I'm off to take a dump
08:22What are you doing?
08:24In other words
08:25I'm dropping the kids off the pool
08:27What the hell?
08:29This is the coolest thing I've ever seen
08:31Thank you
08:33Okay kids
08:34I'm a little fuzzy on the details
08:36But we've got plumbing problems
08:38Which means the school has no running water
08:40If you need to pee or anything
08:42Just use the one at the old haunted schoolhouse
08:48This VA for this teacher
08:50Doesn't look like he wants to take this role
08:52I was just kidding
08:53There's no such thing as ghosts
08:55And don't even think about holding it in
08:57It isn't healthy
08:58All your butts will explode
09:00But there is a hanaka
09:04Do you think the teachers know me?
09:06Ew!
09:07I'm gonna set now!
09:09Unless you knew we had a little accident in the bathroom
09:11I'm gonna beat your ass
09:13I'm gonna beat your ass
09:19I'm gonna beat your ass
09:20Nasty
09:22Nasty
09:22Nasty
09:23Nasty
09:23Somebody gonna match my freak
09:26I should've just pissed in the sink
09:28In the teacher's lounge
09:29No one could've known
09:30Or maybe in Mrs. Hadley's thermos
09:32Oh!
09:37No way!
09:38I can't believe you're sinking this low for a joke
09:44Grab him by the dick!
09:57Oh, it's blue
10:01That means he's gonna suffocate
10:12Shut up!
10:13I can hear this class all...
10:15Wait, where's your teacher?
10:18The quick sentence
10:33You've been talking about my butt an awful lot
10:41Yeah, that's pretty gay
10:42RME
10:42Yeah, that's pretty gay
11:10RME
11:11Not me, Cat. All I have to do is stay away from the bathroom. I'll just hold it and not
11:17drink fluids.
11:18Three, two, one.
11:20Cat, you're over.
11:24He's back.
11:26I think you're good. I think you're good.
11:31I got pee.
11:34I just pee myself.
11:40Scare behind the toilet guy and make me pee.
12:05I think they'll be around till I graduate from the bathroom.
12:08Don't do it.
12:08Don't you worry about a thing.
12:10Every little thing's gonna be alright.
12:13What do you mean by that?
12:14Listen to more Bob Marley.
12:17Wait for me!
12:19You must talk.
12:21AHHHHH!
12:22Now what do we have here? A class cutter!
12:24All the bigger boys at retention are gonna love you.
12:27I thought you were the girls' track coach.
12:30No.
12:38Just the two of us.
12:40The two of us.
12:43What?
12:44Don't be coy with me.
12:46You know what I'm talking about.
12:48Don't make me say it out loud.
12:50Huh?
12:51You what?
12:52Well, it's just...
12:53I don't know.
12:54I've been holding this in too long.
12:56It's time this came out.
12:58I got a poo!
12:59What?
13:00I was gonna go sneak out behind the school during lunch time.
13:03But, you know, the whole paper thing.
13:04Kinda awkward.
13:05And like the teacher said, it's not healthy.
13:07I sure don't want my butt to explode.
13:13What was I thinking?
13:14I don't even like him that much anyway.
13:20Perfect.
13:21Hey!
13:22Hey!
13:22Hold up!
13:25I told you!
13:26I gotta go!
13:28Sip it up, weenie!
13:29I bet you're glad I'm here to protect you.
13:32You couldn't protect crumbs from a thing of drunk roaches.
13:35Wait.
13:35This could be your chance.
13:37Something's coming.
13:41What?
13:44Ugh!
13:46Ugh!
13:47Ugh!
13:47Ugh!
13:47It's a, um...
13:49One of them things in science class.
13:57It's one of them things in science class that you would see at the...
14:02Um...
14:03The human's insides.
14:11It's Jinzo from Yu-Gi-Oh!
14:23I can't believe I'm still holding it in!
14:26Dude, go pee!
14:28This was it.
14:29The place where Hinako appeared the other day.
14:32Huh?
14:35What is it?
14:37Let's check it out.
14:39It's the fourth door, the spiritual spot where Hinako appears from.
14:42Well, go ahead.
14:43Excuse me?
14:44It's the girls' restroom.
14:46I can't go in there.
14:47I couldn't worry.
14:51Hmm.
14:56Oh, my God!
14:58Mama, come.
15:00What the hell is your problem?
15:02No problem?
15:02What do you mean?
15:03What's going on?
15:04Hello?
15:05Mr. Sakata is...
15:06He was attacked.
15:07I had not...
15:07I took a pee.
15:09And then I read the Bible.
15:10So, what is it?
15:11At first I thought I just had to go to the bathroom.
15:14But now I realize it was the Holy Spirit.
15:16Oh, wow.
15:16Compulsion.
15:17That was weird.
15:17Okay, I'm sorry.
15:18What are you saying?
15:19You came in here alone?
15:20Are you a moron?
15:21Yes, but that's beside the point.
15:22God bless you.
15:23According to...
15:24God bless you.
15:25Hanako shows up from the fourth door, like let's make a deal.
15:29And hello, doors one through four are all open.
15:31Wow, you're right.
15:33But I cast out Hanako in the last episode, remember?
15:40Oh my god, last episode, point of view.
15:43They're breaking the fourth wall.
15:47They break fourth walls in this show as well.
15:50Oh, I love it even more.
15:52Shut up.
15:54She's saying something stupid fake.
16:05Oh my god, her balls have been dropped.
16:08Don't know why she sounds like that.
16:09Oh my god!
16:12Satan's pulling her in the toilet!
16:19What?
16:38Yeah, that, from what I tried to reference at the start of the episode.
16:44Akagami Ogami.
16:45Do you want red paper or blue paper?
16:48Give me a break!
16:49What the hell colour should I ask for then?
16:51Answer me.
16:53Take the blue pill!
16:55Or blue paper, in this case.
16:58These are our options?
16:59What?
16:59Lord God, guide us!
17:03Oh, holy God, guide us!
17:05I'll take yellow, Charmin!
17:08Oh yeah, this time he asks yellow.
17:11That's in the description.
17:13Yellow!
17:13Yeah, yellow!
17:14Yellow Charmin!
17:16Oh God, you're so stupid.
17:18Do I have to tell you kids everything?
17:20Yeah, yellow!
17:21As in, like, the colour of piss!
17:26Oh!
17:31Still sinks through the hole nonetheless.
17:33Hang on!
17:35Hang on!
17:36What did I think of that?
17:38Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
17:40That place is connected to the spirit world.
17:43If you answer with some colour other than red or blue, you're toast, kid.
17:46You get dragged into the spirit world and you're-
17:50You're still there!
17:51Do something, Sasuke!
17:53I'm sorry, I'm kind of locked up here.
17:55I forgot my bible.
17:57So maybe you should look at your mother's book.
17:59Oh yeah.
18:00November eightre, I discovered cassette-ah-screen art Kammi-ah-api.
18:03I joined Shinter Shrine livestream, that烏-管 бр
18:12God will supply all your needs according to his riches will advance for my team.
18:16I...
18:20Okay.
18:21Thank you, Joseph.
18:32Reading the verse from one of the Bibles, I say.
18:35I'll be borrowing your restroom.
18:36I'll be borrowing your restroom.
18:38I'll be borrowing your restroom.
18:47I'll be borrowing your restroom.
18:49I'll be borrowing your restroom.
18:51I'll be borrowing your restroom.
18:52I'll be borrowing your restroom.
18:54I'll be borrowing your restroom.
18:54Where are you going to put the water?
18:55The school's plumbing system is broken.
18:57You're going to have to run to the store.
18:58I really don't think you'll make it back in time.
19:01But while you're out, pick me up a bottle of those arguments.
19:03Will you give me a hand here?
19:06Oh, no!
19:10You bastard!
19:11When I said, give me a hand!
19:14This isn't what I meant!
19:16How do they know?
19:19How do they know?
19:20Oh, dear lord.
19:21How do they know?
19:28How do they know?
19:35How do they know?
19:38How do they know?
19:40How do they know?
19:42How do they know?
19:44How do they know?
19:46How do they know?
19:47How do they know?
19:48How do they know?
19:48How do they know?
19:51How do they know?
19:52How do they know?
20:05There you go. Now you can use the toilet in there as your restroom.
20:18Amen.
20:33Oh, God.
20:35So Hanako didn't attack Mr. Sakata after all.
20:38When a stronger spirit appears, the weaker spirit cowers.
20:42But all evil spirits cower before Jesus.
20:45Then what about all the chans exploding?
20:47Maybe Hanako was just asking for help.
20:50I mean, she doesn't have a real estate agent, does she?
20:52Hey! The toilets are fixed now!
20:54Boy, you're the one is long.
20:56Ew!
20:56But I guess you couldn't hold it forever, could you?
21:00I'm gonna beat your ass!
21:02Stop talking about his ass!
21:08Hey! There's Kyle!
21:10Not bad this time.
21:12I was actually betting against you.
21:13Good thing I didn't have any cash on me.
21:15Let's see if you can keep it up.
21:17Hold it right there!
21:18If I remember correctly, you want to get out of that body, right?
21:21If I were you, I'd quit criticizing and help us put these ghosts back to sleep.
21:26Dream on, princess.
21:28Hey!
21:28I'd rather cut off my left hand.
21:30I mean, hard.
21:31Die than lit a hand to you, brats.
21:33But you're already dead, aren't you?
21:35That's not the point!
21:36Listen to me, I've got nine lives now and I'm gonna use them all to die
21:40to make sure you kids pay for what you've done to me!
21:43Got a valid point.
21:45Man, in times like this, I wish we would've got a pet gerbil.
21:49Okay?
21:53But, I mean, pet gerbil doesn't have nine lives, but, you know.
22:05Whatever your desired choice of pet is, I guess.
22:16Oh, okay.
22:20Good episode, good episode.
22:48I think the highlight for me during that episode
22:51was the homosexual jokes.
22:55It's like, what?
23:16All right, let's check the preview for the next episode.
23:20What?
23:21What you say comes true?
23:23Hurry!
23:24If we don't put that thing to spiritual sleep suit, everyone will die!
23:28There's a curse on the School Fine Arts Festival!
23:31Don't look!
23:36Okay.
23:38Okay.
23:38Okay.
23:38Okay.
23:39Okay.
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