00:00Why do school snack dealers act like they're running the Federal Reserve?
00:02I owe Marcus 50 cents for some hot Cheetos, and this man pulls up with a freaking spreadsheet.
00:06He goes, you're three days late.
00:08Interest is compounding.
00:10Interest?
00:10Bro, it's corn chips.
00:11Then he starts talking about payment plans and late fees like he's about to repossess my backpack.
00:15Next thing I know, he's got two homeless people flanking me like bodyguards asking if we got a problem.
00:19My guy really said, pay up.
00:21Or we're taking this to court.
00:23Over chips.
00:23Now I'm getting debt collection calls during lunch period.
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