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00:02Thou shalt return to me, ha ha ha, but thou shalt have my blessing.
00:26And I know nothing about this monk either.
00:35Yeah, so which one are you choosing?
00:39Um...
00:40If you want to.
00:46Oh no.
00:50Shut up.
00:52Yes!
00:58Beneath the rampant joy you sense the monk's fear and sincerity.
01:03He doesn't wish to harm you, but that doesn't mean he won't.
01:10Oh, okay.
01:13To my granddaughter, Shira Klawin.
01:17Serves you, Marta Shida.
01:20She waits in Worm's Crossing.
01:22Take me there, and thou shalt bathe in her golden gifts.
01:28Oh, thou shalt be blessed indeed.
01:40I shall walk with thee.
01:42I shall grant you my power.
01:44Oh, hee hee hee!
01:46I was thinking we got the Michael amulet.
01:51I'm gonna start moonwalking.
01:53I'm done.
01:57Dude, there's probably a mod for that.
01:59Alright, so we gotta get to Baldur's Gate somehow.
02:04I didn't mean to talk to her.
02:05Just tell me what you need.
02:08No.
02:09Head west.
02:13So yeah, we just really...
02:15Unless you want to try going after some old bosses.
02:19Whatever floats your boat, dude.
02:21Did you want to see if we could?
02:24Like, in survive, or if that's a thing?
02:27Let's see if that's a thing, because I don't think we can from the looks of it.
02:31Oh, then no.
02:34I'm gonna die. Uh-huh, uh-huh.
02:57If you died, would their deaths not count?
03:00But they need not die, for they would have you.
03:04Go.
03:05You have the makings of a leader.
03:07Your actions have already inspired those around you.
03:12Jahira's wisdom will be an asset to you on the journey ahead.
03:15Her harpers, too.
03:17But if we are to succeed, we will need others.
03:28Good.
03:29I'm glad to hear that.
03:32Baldur's Gate may not know it yet, but its fate is bound to ours.
03:39Seek on its streets those whose purpose aligns with our own, and invite them to our cause.
03:46Together, we will put an end to the absolute.
03:50The Chosen.
03:51The Chosen.
03:52All.
03:57Okay.
03:58So, I think I accidentally tried to fast travel.
04:01That's why that initiated.
04:03Oh.
04:07Because I don't think we can...
04:10World map, world map.
04:13Was what I was thinking of doing.
04:15Yeah.
04:17Let's see.
04:17I don't think we can go back to that boss.
04:21Okay.
04:22Um...
04:22Let's book wrap.
04:27So...
04:27Do you want to go from the Grand Mausoleum through the House of Healing, or from the Gate of the
04:33Towers?
04:34Which one looks like we have more struggle.
04:37We'll do that one.
04:39Okay.
04:41I went to Moonrise Towers.
04:42And how do I fast travel again?
04:44Press M, and then just click the spiral.
04:46North of you.
04:51Oh.
04:51Or you can click on the right side, Moonrise Towers.
04:56The power move would be to feed that amulet to...
05:01To Kale.
05:02Yeah.
05:04Oh.
05:05It clicked you guys.
05:08Also.
05:08Oh.
05:08Spoiler.
05:09He can technically become a god of this.
05:13God of tummy aches.
05:15It's pretty...
05:16Pretty much.
05:18Alright, so...
05:19We have to head west.
05:25I'm gonna head up here.
05:27Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
05:29You son of a bitch.
05:32My little feet take me places, brother.
05:34I hear critters, right?
05:38Yeah.
05:40Oh.
05:42I'm in combat.
05:43Nope.
05:46So you might wanna, like...
05:48Dash get in front.
05:49They shadow loose, bro.
05:56I wonder...
05:57But...
05:58Nope.
05:59You ready for this?
06:00Hang on.
06:01It was a shift.
06:02It was a shift.
06:03And I'm there!
06:04Hey, that was a bonus action.
06:05You can still smack...
06:06Run and smack.
06:08And what's awesome, because you did that...
06:16Do you want me to fish him off?
06:18Do I need to move out of the way?
06:21I don't think so.
06:22Then, yeah.
06:25And I can actually reach the other ones.
06:28Not that I can do anything, but...
06:29I'll probably stay here.
06:30He's a shadow cursed undead.
06:32Oh, what the hell?
06:35Those things are gross, dude.
06:39Let's see.
06:40Yes!
06:41I'm just gonna remain right here.
06:44Alright.
06:47I don't wanna get too far away from the group.
06:50Angle I'm at.
06:51I can't hit.
06:52And I don't have any more movement.
06:57So I'm gonna hide.
06:59He'll probably still see me, but...
07:02Shadow blend.
07:08So they're invisible or some shit.
07:12Training your strength.
07:15Damn, they hit you hard.
07:17Yeah.
07:22Alright, I'm joining you, brother.
07:28Alright.
07:35Messed bitch.
07:38You laughed at me.
07:40I didn't...
07:42I didn't think that through.
07:45Did you just knock yourself down and shit?
07:47Yup.
07:56Wait, you dashed.
07:57Okay.
07:58Yeah.
07:59So you're not gonna be able to...
08:00No, I wanted to get here as soon as possible.
08:03Nah, that's fine.
08:04I'm gonna just...
08:06Go, like, right here.
08:08Kinda block off the rest of them.
08:11Okay.
08:17Oh.
08:19Wow.
08:20Critical hit and I just killed him?
08:22Pull arm master?
08:23Holy crap.
08:25Oh, my hiding was successful.
08:27I can actually probably one hit that guy in front of you.
08:32Let me try.
08:38Wait, wait, wait.
08:39I got one more.
08:41I could kick him.
08:44Does three.
08:47Why can I not use my bonus action to shoot?
08:52Do you want me to kick him?
08:54Wait.
08:55Alright.
08:55I got 85% chance to do two.
08:57Alright.
08:59Yeah, I did 12.
09:04Alright.
09:05You might want to hop over the ice.
09:08It just was a hop...
09:09It wasn't like I would fall.
09:12Double movement cost.
09:14You still have a chance to fall.
09:17No.
09:18Built different.
09:20You are.
09:24Dazed.
09:25Let's go.
09:29Owie.
09:31Charm your ass.
09:34Now he won't attack me for the rest of...
09:36...its next turn.
09:38What?
09:39No.
09:45Nope.
09:48Wait.
09:51Hmm.
09:56Shit.
09:59I wonder.
10:01Aha!
10:08What?
10:16Wait.
10:18Are you gonna use Shadowheart?
10:20Uh-huh.
10:21You can attack with her.
10:22Do it.
10:23I won't kill him.
10:29Okay.
10:30Okay.
10:32Of course.
10:46You've maintained your aura.
10:51I wonder.
10:54What's this work?
10:55These guys...
10:55...don't feel like anything compared to...
10:58Oh.
10:59Kedrick or whatever.
11:01Kedrick or whatever.
11:01Yeah.
11:03Like, this is so nice.
11:07Ow!
11:08That was actually pretty good.
11:12He crit me.
11:25I'm gonna kick him.
11:26Wait.
11:28Hey dude!
11:30There.
11:31Now you can kick him.
11:31Down the stairs.
11:33Hold on.
11:34Should've been fall damage.
11:45Why'd I have disadvantage?
11:46Oh.
11:46It's too dark.
11:48Uh-huh.
11:52He has one hit point.
11:55There we go.
11:57I don't want someone to notice the plaque.
11:59Plaque?
12:00Just click it.
12:01Do it up.
12:01Here goes the thief.
12:04You feel a rush of outrage.
12:07This woman worshipped Shia to the end.
12:10So why does the Night Singer's curse not spare her?
12:14I like that it overlapped all that.
12:16Sorry, I didn't...
12:17I thought I can loot it.
12:19Oh, it was you.
12:21I clicked the shadow vestige.
12:25I thought it was the plaque.
12:28Alright.
12:32I have no clue what it does.
12:34Whatever comes...
12:35Maybe she can?
12:43Don't add yo ass up.
12:49You feel a rush of outrage.
12:52This woman worshipped Shia to the end.
12:55So why does the Night Singer's curse not spare her?
13:01Oh, is it just like the...
13:04The guides for her?
13:06Or whatever?
13:06Her warship?
13:12Wonder if the gods are watching me.
13:20I have a tumor.
13:22Oh, what?
13:24I have a tumor.
13:32We're already up in there.
13:35Do we want to head down in here?
13:37Huh?
13:40Might as well.
13:41Dying moon.
13:46Is that a...
13:47Is that a...
13:49Wine back?
13:49Oh, there's a chest right here.
13:51I'm gonna take that.
13:53Two new recipes unlocked.
13:57Oh, there's a vision for something here.
14:01I did not like that.
14:07Uh...
14:11What the hell is that?
14:13Give me a moment.
14:23We have a...
14:24No short rest.
14:25Okay.
14:25I think...
14:26I think we'll be fine.
14:29I have...
14:30What is this?
14:35What is...
14:36What?
14:37How do I...
14:40There we go.
14:41Oh.
14:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:42Yeah.
14:43You seen what I seen?
14:46Disabled?
14:49But...
14:50It's got dialogue.
14:54Um...
14:55Oh!
14:57You don't look good.
15:00Okay.
15:00Um...
15:01Do we wanna like...
15:02Head up around...
15:03Through here, maybe?
15:05How do I crouch?
15:06Or group crouch?
15:07Control...
15:08Hold shift...
15:09Or control...
15:11And then...
15:12Shift...
15:12And then C.
15:16Okay.
15:17Well, I tell you you're still like holding a sword.
15:19Do we wanna go down in there?
15:21Or...
15:22Uh...
15:22Kneelers...
15:23Try to go around.
15:25Well, either way, you're gonna have to be at the front.
15:34I could try to turn base it when you sneak in.
15:37Okay.
15:37Yeah.
15:39What was that?
15:43What?
15:44I'm gonna use my shovel real quick.
15:46Oh.
15:49This screen is ass.
16:01Holy water and some gold.
16:07I guess.
16:11The fuck is that thing?
16:27He's an undead.
16:28There's gonna be no dialogue.
16:30Oh!
16:31Oh no!
16:33Fighting successful?
16:34Oh shit.
16:37Alright.
16:37Do you wanna go in there and just fight?
16:39Since we saved anyways?
16:40Yeah.
16:41Let me...
16:43Yeah.
16:45Get on in there, brother.
16:46You want to see if there's gonna be like fight dialogue?
16:49You go first?
16:50Or me?
17:00Yeah, sure.
17:01Oh my fate.
17:04Now that...
17:05Yup.
17:05Yup.
17:07Um...
17:08You were so short there.
17:11It's trying everywhere.
17:12Shut up.
17:17Ah, those fingers.
17:18Those sausages.
17:22Blake!
17:24Call me down!
17:27Wet your whistle!
17:27Tell your story!
17:28I have a high constitution!
17:29Tell your story!
17:33Lose nipple!
17:37Only the best!
17:41Oblivion!
17:42And beyond!
17:44Oh no!
17:47Go on!
17:49Kill me!
17:50Brother!
17:51What?
17:52What is that?
17:54What's up?
17:55I don't know!
17:56Hells.
17:57The curse has twisted this man beyond measure.
18:03Ha ha.
18:04Uh huh.
18:05Leaning in, you can see how the creature's skin barely holds it together.
18:10The bulge of its belly is on the cusp of bursting wide open.
18:17Near to bursting.
18:19The next few sips could be his last.
18:22Ha ha ha.
18:23Go on!
18:25Drink!
18:27Make it drink!
18:30Be drunk!
18:33You and I both!
18:36To our good health!
18:40What if you get him to drink and he bursts?
18:44Won't that be a win for us?
18:46Mhmm.
18:47Ha.
18:50Holy.
18:51Fuck.
18:51Your advantage.
18:52Your extra bonuses.
19:03Yeah!
19:14Ahhhh.
19:17Elixir.
19:20But such a small sip you take.
19:26Fiona.
19:28You will soon quaff as I do.
19:33Uh, what?
19:48Oh.
19:50Now tell me the story.
19:54A fable.
19:57A sire.
19:59A sire.
19:59Do you like me?
20:04Oh god.
20:05Until your eye bedded the Green Goblin.
20:08Yeah.
20:09Tell him about your eye.
20:12Tell him about the vampire.
20:18Tell him about the vampire.
20:19Tell him about when we killed that girl's two brothers who were innocent.
20:22Alright.
20:23One to five.
20:24Pick one brother.
20:25They're the same either way for me.
20:37I think.
20:39One.
20:41Four.
20:42Five.
20:46Alright.
20:47I think I'm gonna do the Mind Flare one.
20:50Yeah.
20:52They just sound the most impressive.
20:56I've witnessed the hells themselves.
21:00Really brother?
21:03We got four inspiration.
21:08Oh yeah, I got this.
21:13So have I.
21:16When my cup runs dry.
21:19Let me pour you some sympathy.
21:26You ask.
21:28You drink.
21:30Then you amaze.
21:33And fuse us.
21:34Arouse me.
21:36Again.
21:45Oh god.
21:51Oh no.
21:59Nice.
22:06More stories.
22:14Tell me your foes fell.
22:19Villains.
22:20Vanquish.
22:23Beast.
22:24Bastard.
22:42That one sounds the most impressive.
22:44Do you see which one I'm hovering on?
22:47The six?
22:48Yeah.
22:49Is that the one that the bitch that you got us vaporized by?
22:54Yeah.
22:55That is Flaketh.
22:55Yeah.
22:56Nice.
22:57But we never bested him.
23:00Yeah.
23:02We made a deal with him.
23:06But he doesn't know that so.
23:07Uh huh.
23:11Oh my.
23:12What the fuck?
23:14I think I'm inspired.
23:20Yeah.
23:23I'll cling to that.
23:25We cling to everything.
23:27But especially to that.
23:30Bravo!
23:30Hell yeah.
23:36Ask.
23:37Question.
23:39Make your query.
23:42And drink once more.
23:50He's gonna pop.
23:52I hope fell.
23:55Oh my god.
23:57I'm inspired, remember?
24:09Made it.
24:14I...
24:15I know you.
24:20I knew.
24:22I know.
24:25I know.
24:27I know.
24:29I know.
24:29I know.
24:30I know.
24:33I know.
24:34Is it coming?
24:36Aww.
24:36You won father's privilege.
24:39personal, mysterious, secret, secret, no, not never, father says, ordered, commanded,
24:57don't say it, don't say it, look it, look it, talk and perish, die, buried, buried in thorn tomb, father
25:22told me,
25:27I can't perish, no, may, live in too strong tomb, take over, aw, what just happened, he exploded,
25:52but why didn't we get to see the cutscene of it, damn dude, he had a worn key, some gold,
26:07bunch of camp supplies, and now we just have NPCs around us,
26:16big metal door, I'm going for it, I see the door, what is this, I want this, uh-huh, I
26:23know,
26:26oh, it's an ingredient, where am I going, where am I going,
26:33Jesus,
26:42one, there's lots of chests and shit,
26:46loot, brother, loot, hold alt, to see things,
26:54worm,
27:04research notes, well, I have the inventory space,
27:13it's a trap,
27:15I don't know what kind of gloves you have, but these aren't too bad,
27:20I sent them to you,
27:21there's a chest in there, there's a trap on this door though,
27:28I'll look in a minute,
27:32serpent fang toxin, yeah, I know, I'm just trying to collect anything,
27:37I want to read this book,
27:41see if it gives me anything, nope,
27:46mine are very rare gloves,
27:49yeah, the ones I sent you were uncommon,
27:53yeah, mine set my dexterity score to 18,
27:56ah, those ones, yeah, don't get rid of those,
27:58and attack plus one,
28:03you're picking it from all the way over there,
28:05damn,
28:06it's a long pick,
28:08the punch drunk bastard great club,
28:12while you are drunk,
28:13you have advantage on attack rolls,
28:15you also create a blast with each attack,
28:17dealing 1d4 thunder damage,
28:19in a three meter radius,
28:25you know, I had a feeling there'd be dialogue,
28:29I just kind of,
28:29I'm already encumbered,
28:32fuck,
28:36and you know why I make you do the dialogue, right?
28:39so you don't have to,
28:41nope,
28:42nope, that's not it,
28:44why?
28:44how fucking stupid you look in those cutscenes,
28:48it's great,
28:49isn't it?
28:50uh-huh,
28:51that's why,
28:52well,
28:53actually,
28:53the rogue I picked is actually really good for,
28:55yeah,
28:57it's hilarious,
28:59those chests,
29:01in there,
29:04that door was booby trapped,
29:06wait,
29:07it said,
29:08it said it was trapped,
29:09what?
29:09yeah,
29:10I have 11 disarm toolkits,
29:13so,
29:22alright,
29:23so we don't have the key,
29:31nice,
29:32nice,
29:38alright,
29:39so,
29:39alchemy ingredients,
29:42alchemy ingredients,
29:46someone discovered something,
29:50it's a chest,
29:55it had silver ingot,
29:58scroll of conjuring,
30:00elemental meaning,
30:01or whatever,
30:02oh,
30:03that's actually what you used for the ice method,
30:05I think,
30:05uh-huh,
30:08no,
30:08this land remains cloaked by Lady Shah's power,
30:11you wanted something?
30:12no,
30:13I don't care about you anymore,
30:15you bitch,
30:16broke my heart,
30:18ooh,
30:18I'm checking this wine rack,
30:22hey,
30:23frost kiss ale,
30:28dude,
30:30what?
30:31I turned my camera at the perfect time to see that,
30:46yeah,
30:46we could probably leave now,
30:48if the head,
30:49and,
30:50did you talk to any of these NPCs,
30:52or,
30:53no,
30:53I did not,
30:54but I can,
30:56oh,
30:58do mess our pardon,
31:01our master distiller spills quite the course,
31:04now settle your mind,
31:06chum,
31:06and get your shine on,
31:09be will it what?
31:11hmm,
31:13mountain dark,
31:14coming,
31:15right up,
31:16a man of proper taste,
31:21to jump yourself up,
31:23and whisk the old lucky,
31:25to jug bug you,
31:26so be what?
31:27chuk,
31:28the curse has left him with as much sense,
31:30as it,
31:33that dialogue was glitchy,
31:35clean up right nest,
31:36standard,
31:45all right,
31:47I think I'm gonna head up,
31:48but through the building,
32:01there's a wooden chest over here,
32:05I feel like if you failed any of that,
32:07you would have had to fight that guy,
32:10we,
32:11you mean us?
32:12no,
32:12you,
32:13bitch,
32:15and it probably would have just,
32:16blew up,
32:16and beat him like that,
32:18dead end.
32:22I didn't want that,
32:23I'm not stealing that mug of beer,
32:25in case it sets them off.
32:28Did it say steal?
32:29Because it usually,
32:30will,
32:30it didn't actually.
32:33There's still a roof,
32:34if you wanted to check it out,
32:35but we don't have to.
32:38What do we got to lose,
32:39right?
32:41Right.
32:56do these wine racks.
32:59There's a key.
33:01That was probably to that door.
33:15That was a root.
33:17Nothing great.
33:23I didn't mean to steal that.
33:29Thanks for the key,
33:30bitch.
33:31Wow.
33:33Alright,
33:33so,
33:34we're just back through.
33:35Okay.
33:39Right where we started.
33:56What the hell was that?
34:00What?
34:02Are you being a racist again?
34:04Probably,
34:05I am.
34:06The gith yankee are lurking.
34:09Oh,
34:10oh,
34:10oh,
34:12shit.
34:13We got some shadow cursed enemies over here.
34:16Uh-huh.
34:19Oh.
34:20You want me to go first?
34:22Yeah,
34:22sure.
34:26There's quite a bit of them.
34:30Oh.
34:32Yeah,
34:32there's quite a bit of them.
34:34We can always long rest after this.
34:43Hoping I can hide.
34:45Yeah,
34:46boy.
34:57Oh.
34:59Alright,
35:00a one-hitter.
35:02Nice.
35:03I did,
35:04I did kill the one thing.
35:05Oh,
35:06you're just.
35:08Which was awesome.
35:11So,
35:12I'm going to back up a bit
35:13and my turn.
35:17What the hell is that?
35:19Wraith?
35:29Oh,
35:30sentinel.
35:31I know,
35:32That's your ice,
35:33dude.
35:43Woo.
35:44Woo.
35:45Woo.
35:46Woo.
35:48Woo.
35:49Woo.
36:03I don't think that'll hit you.
36:07You.
36:08I don't even care anymore.
36:11What the hell?
36:13I didn't see him there.
36:31I don't even care.
36:34Alright.
36:35I don't mind.
36:39I guess,
36:40can I arrow it?
36:41No.
36:42I can't even arrow it.
36:46Really?
36:54Literally, I can't do anything.
37:12It has actually a decent amount of damage.
37:16Yeah, it does.
37:21Aww.
37:22What? The ice?
37:23Your ice.
37:24I couldn't see it.
37:40Okay.
37:41Okay.
37:46Alright, alright.
37:51Wait, wait.
37:56That's all I got.
38:20Nice.
38:25Remember, we're long resting after this, so you can fuck everybody up.
38:44Alright, can I go over here?
38:45Oh.
38:47Ooh, you got hit, but you can still move.
38:52Does this disappear after a long rest anyways?
38:56Yeah.
38:58Wow.
39:00Oh, he can still slip on the ice.
39:02I don't know about that.
39:06That piece of crap.
39:20How much?
39:30Nice.
39:32Wanna make sure it was dead.
39:45Okay.
39:52He can explode.
39:55He killed himself.
40:06Now there's...
40:07that thing.
40:11Oh, nice.
40:18Nice.
40:24Alright.
40:25Long rest time.
40:26Long rest time.
40:30Well.
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