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00:07Oh, my God.
00:16Apparently, they're not coming up the stairs.
00:20Not this time, apparently.
00:22Well.
00:25Well, how did I dodge that?
00:30Frame-perfect dodge.
00:32Dude, I wish I had that video saved.
00:35Hmm.
00:41I thought it was on the wall.
00:48Ow.
01:03Now, you could throw the mooring skulls down.
01:06There's still a nut.
01:08Here we go.
01:09Forms attack.
01:21Alright, what button throws?
01:24Uh.
01:25Let's see if he packs the use button.
01:33Uh.
01:35He didn't care.
01:38He did not care.
01:40I'll try another one.
01:49Can I hit him from here?
01:51No.
01:53Yes.
01:54He's not dead yet, though.
02:00Ah!
02:04We did it.
02:06Smooth as silk.
02:08All right.
02:10Um.
02:11We'll swap them.
02:27Where are you going?
02:29Me?
02:30Yeah.
02:31This is the...
02:32Black Knight.
02:33Oh.
02:35Right?
02:40Got my Black Knight killer.
02:43It's back here, right?
02:45Yep.
02:46It should be an entrance to the left.
02:48It's a ladder and a staircase up.
02:51I can't go in.
02:53I'm just kidding.
02:55Do you want me to lure it down?
02:56No, I can't.
02:57I don't really care.
03:02All right.
03:03Nope.
03:03I want this shield out.
03:13I want this shield out.
03:13Hi, buddy.
03:18Don't forget, there's always that other Black Knight, too.
03:22You can always get his greatsword, still.
03:24Ooh!
03:28Yeah, you got him.
03:32Oh.
03:33That was cheese.
03:39Oh.
03:40Word.
03:45Oh.
03:49Can you backstab him?
03:50Yeah.
03:55Nope.
03:59We got to abuse him.
04:00We got to bully him.
04:06Good job.
04:09Just a chunk.
04:11Hey, that's still good.
04:12Yeah.
04:13And the souls.
04:15Um.
04:16I'm going to go, uh.
04:22I have no Estus.
04:25Is there a fire behind?
04:27Or do I backtrack?
04:29You got to backtrack.
04:30All right.
04:36How is the Claymore so far?
04:39It's actually really nice.
04:52Should I rest at the fire, or just no balls it?
04:55No balls it.
04:56I haven't used any Estus.
04:58My side's back down in the exact spot.
05:01I always hate walking under this bridge.
05:04I know what you mean.
05:06It's so easy to die in this game.
05:28Oh, there it is.
05:37Oh, there it is.
05:56You know, for its age, it looks pretty decent.
05:59It does.
06:01It does.
06:26It does.
06:37Oh, he almost got me.
06:48Oh, that motherfucker.
06:52Oh, that motherfucker.
07:22Oh, wait.
07:23God damn it.
07:24Yeah.
07:28This is practice.
07:31For a long ago.
07:33Oh, God.
07:34Remember how long it took us to figure out how to even get inside?
07:38Yeah, we had to look it up.
07:40Yeah.
07:41They were evil for that shit.
07:44But it was awesome.
07:46Yep.
07:49Nothing else, right?
07:51Yep, I don't see anything.
08:02Oh, shit.
08:10Oh, careful.
08:12You'll carry.
08:13Carry that.
08:15You filthy cash.
08:20What?
08:21Is he alive?
08:22What?
08:22I can't see his health.
08:25Oh, do you hear that?
08:27We have been invaded.
08:30Just swapping up.
08:48Probably ain't gonna be good for us, brother.
08:49I know.
08:51We haven't PvP'd him forever.
08:54I got a lot.
08:55Should we try to make a run back to the fire?
08:59To the fire?
09:00Why?
09:01In case you die, it's closer.
09:05I guess.
09:06Good.
09:07Or we can just progress.
09:09It don't matter to me.
09:11Okay.
09:17I don't know.
09:19I don't know.
09:19I don't know.
09:21Oh, there he is.
09:22Uh, bye.
09:25Let's continue on if he's not going to do not.
09:29Oh.
09:31I don't like the sound of the...
09:40Oh, I forgot I have to two-hand this.
09:47He's gonna kill me because of you, brother.
09:55Oh, fuck.
10:00I'm dead.
10:05Oh, my God.
10:06Oh, my God.
10:13That range.
10:15Oh, yeah.
10:15What was that?
10:19That did nothing?
10:22I'm dead.
10:23In one hit.
10:33I'm dead.
10:34Oh, he missed.
10:38I got a broadsword.
10:40What?
10:50What's up?
10:52Vaxo?
10:55Vax or Vaxo?
10:57How you doing?
10:58Did he go up this way?
11:00Yeah.
11:01He went down.
11:04Spear dude and the other dude's going to be here.
11:08Yeah.
11:10He ran to the left.
11:12Ow.
11:14Oh.
11:24That spear dude fucked me up.
11:26I had no one's to see.
11:27Yeah.
11:30I see him.
11:31Is that him?
11:32Waiting?
11:33Yup.
11:37Dude, we can out-wait him.
11:39Out-wait him if we have to.
11:42Very true.
12:09what's up?
12:11I'll be right back.
12:11How are you?
12:11What's up?
12:12I saw this.
12:13I saw it.
12:17I guess, do you want to go see our friend?
12:22Sure, let me go first.
12:23Nah, it's fine, I got to ask this.
12:33We could open up the... I don't see him anymore, by the way.
12:38Neither do I.
12:41Yeah, but this is a better fighting spot.
12:44Alright, I'm on my way back, I'm on my way back.
12:51Oh god, where were you?
12:54I went the other way.
12:55Why? When I said I could open up for the fire.
13:00If I open the shortcut, if I dive to a monk, a monk, at least I can get back.
13:07Oh, there he just buffed his weapon.
13:12He's low on Estus.
13:14I bet he is.
13:21He's trying to stun on me, do you see that?
13:31Aww.
13:32What?
13:32How did I catch him?
13:35I don't know.
13:35Is he still alive?
13:39Oh.
13:42His connection is bad.
13:49Nah.
13:51I got him.
13:55I got him.
13:56Point down.
13:59How many Estus do you got left?
14:01Oh, I had to drink one, and now I'm at two, and I'm half health.
14:05Alright, so do you want to go back, though?
14:07Well, I opened up the shortcut, so it'll be easy now.
14:11Okay.
14:12Why is there red mist?
14:13Like, what?
14:14Where he died.
14:16Pick it up?
14:17Yeah, I had to run back for it.
14:19What?
14:21Humanity acquired.
14:22Heck yeah.
14:24Also, Vex, or Vaxo, left and never said a word.
14:30I think.
14:31I said hello back, nothing.
14:34Nothing!
14:37Okay, well, it's good to know the game is still alive.
14:40Yup.
14:42That guy, though, it seems like he's a dedicated invader.
14:48Oh, yeah.
14:49I'm gonna wait until I can get strength up a little bit to use that sword.
14:55Okay.
14:56For moments like that.
14:57Like, it's annoying having to switch.
15:04I love the sword, but if I can...
15:08Give me one moment, I see your sign, but I gotta go sit, because I forgot where the fire was
15:15for a second.
15:19Okay.
15:33He was a very mighty opponent, though, dude.
15:38Agreed. I'm surprised we actually got him.
15:40I had the smallest smidge.
15:45When I went to low screen, I heard the death noise and honestly thought you died.
15:49Nope, I got lucky.
15:52The broadsword man.
16:01Oh, there it is.
16:09Oh, there it is.
16:18Oh, there it is.
16:23Nice.
16:30Don't forget the one...
16:31Yup.
16:36This guy just...
16:38There.
16:42Bitch.
16:43Got what he deserved.
16:50Got what he deserved.
16:53I don't know how that rat hit me.
16:54That's horse crap.
17:07Did you kick me?
17:09No.
17:10Oh, I must have morphed into you too closely.
17:19We gotta get down, right, man?
17:21They're weapons.
17:22Yeah.
17:29Yeah.
17:35Now, that guy has a cooldown, right?
17:37Isn't that how it works?
17:39Yeah.
17:46I didn't want to backstab you anyways.
18:18Yeah, what a little menace he was.
18:25Not dead.
18:30That smidge was a lot more than it looked like.
18:33Blue left.
18:51Oh, he did a stab and got me.
19:02Wait, what?
19:04That was so weird looking.
19:08Okay.
19:09I'm gonna run around to the left here.
19:16He's so big.
19:20He's big and beautiful.
19:23He is actually really cool looking.
19:26How about MK Knight?
19:29Ow.
19:30Ow.
19:31He's so cool.
19:32The way he thrashes you with that.
19:36Yep, just like that.
19:38Thanks for stabbing me.
19:42I bodyblocked, I'm pretty sure.
19:45No, I hit him still.
19:45Nice.
19:48Yes.
19:48That's why I like this spear.
19:49It's actually a little bit longer than the regular one.
19:52Shard.
19:53In my pants.
19:54And then up here.
19:55Get the fire keepers full.
20:01Kill these dudes outside.
20:14Ooh.
20:16That was really weird.
20:17It made me walk onto the guy on the ground.
20:19Nice.
20:22Ooh, he...
20:23Wait.
20:24He is dead, right?
20:25Yeah.
20:27There he goes.
20:31That was fucking weird.
20:34There's nothing up that way, right?
20:35No, that's the...
20:36Okay.
20:37No, that's the way we were...
20:38Yeah.
20:40Could you just bow that guy from down here or no?
20:43Yeah, the big guy?
20:45Yeah, the mage.
20:47Oh, the mage.
20:48Yeah, I think so.
20:52Get down the stairs.
20:58At that point, just melee him.
21:01Yell.
21:04I hate this area so much.
21:07Shall we hold the corridor?
21:09Yeah, it's like you underestimate them and they just wreck you.
21:16Oh!
21:18I probably should be in front.
21:23Cause you can reach through me.
21:34There's still a bunch.
21:38Uh...
21:38I was not trying to style on him.
21:46Did a lot of damage.
21:52I'm on his stamina?
21:55I'm on his stamina?
21:56Awww!
21:59There's still the one murdered dude over here.
22:04Cause that's all of enemies.
22:12I'm getting lucky backstabs.
22:18Alright.
22:20And there's an item to the left.
22:22And a barrel.
22:24But let me get this door.
22:26What a gentleman.
22:31There wasn't an item in the barrel.
22:33Just up there it was.
22:35It took a minute to let me get it.
22:37Yeah.
22:48Our friend.
22:52Still human are you?
22:53You mean our ring bearer?
22:54Then I am in love.
22:56Could you help me?
22:58As you can see, I am stuck without recourse.
23:04There we go.
23:05I own you now.
23:08Yes.
23:09Sincerely.
23:10I am Knight Lautrec.
23:12Of Cali.
23:13I truly appreciate this.
23:15And I guarantee a reward.
23:19Only later.
23:21I do actually like the way his armor looks.
23:25You gonna wear it when you get it?
23:27No.
23:28Cause isn't the knight actually decent armor for a while?
23:31Yours?
23:32It's considered one of the best.
23:34Yeah.
23:34I also like the way it looks.
23:36I do wish I could close the visor though.
23:40Where did you go?
23:41I talked to him.
23:42I haven't gone anywhere.
23:47You chameleon ass somewhere.
23:49I don't have that yet.
23:51Does my animation for my spear thrust look weird to you?
23:54Like the end of the spear?
23:57Do it again?
23:58You wig it out?
24:00You see that right?
24:03Is it cause you spin it?
24:04You like twirl at it then?
24:06Is that what's going on?
24:08No.
24:13Old game.
24:14Gonna have bugs.
24:16There's an item in here too.
24:23You know, I'm happy that guy wasted his pie and resin.
24:29Agreed.
24:32Oh no.
24:33I chipped a nail, brother.
24:35I can't go anywhere.
24:37What?
24:39Determination.
24:41You just...
24:42Is um...
24:45Solaire here?
24:46Do you see his sign?
24:48It's right here.
25:09That was a weird backup.
25:12That was.
25:21Yeah, it looks fun until you get about halfway.
25:26Oh my god.
25:28Isn't that freak in that tower?
25:31At the bottom.
25:33The Sin Forgiver?
25:35Yup.
25:36The Priest of Velcro.
26:02Holy shit.
26:05I am missing Chunky boy.
26:08Holy shit.
26:20He went through my...
26:21He dead-angled me.
26:24Nice.
26:25I thought I was dead.
26:26Cause I should've got hit and died.
26:34The Gargoyle is here.
26:35Oh no.
26:41I am distraction.
26:42Solaire.
26:44Come on.
26:44Solaire is such a beast.
26:48And he missed.
26:50Or did he?
26:58Alright.
26:59Oh.
27:03He punches?
27:05What?
27:06Get rekt.
27:10Solaire, don't roll off.
27:13Oh my god, Solaire.
27:18Oh my god, Solaire.
27:21Hell yeah.
27:23Oh, Solaire.
27:25There's someone ready.
27:27Let's go.
27:42Let's go.
28:00Quite the trek.
28:03Yeah, it is.
28:17Let's see if I can make a tap.
28:21Fucking...
28:21Elevator before I die.
28:30And we have rang the bell.
28:36Oh my god, you subscribed?
28:39What?
28:40You rang the bell.
28:43You're a piece of crap.
28:54You didn't like that?
28:55No.
28:56I refuse.
29:04I just love how he's waiting with his arms out.
29:08I know.
29:09Greetings.
29:10I am Oswald of Kareem.
29:13The path.
29:14Allow out a friend.
29:16For thee.
29:18All the people.
29:20Cometh out to confess.
29:24They continue.
29:25For a deed or sin is my plan.
29:43The gesture's all I should really do, right?
29:45Yeah, that's the only thing you need from them.
29:50Alright.
29:51Did you wanna go to Andre?
29:53Upgrade some stuff?
29:54Level up?
29:56Yeah.
29:57Make sure you hit the elevator on your way down.
30:00So you get the...
30:02Shortcut the fire link.
30:08Something just died.
30:10I heard it in the distance.
30:11Go-ching!
30:13Isn't it awesome how to do that sometimes?
30:16Yeah, but I don't recall seeing souls, so...
30:19That sucks.
30:29A lot of bloodstains.
30:30A lot of bloodstains.
30:37The game felt framey, even though it sits 60.
30:50The elevator's over by Andre, right?
30:53Nope.
30:53Opposite him.
30:57So if you look at Andre's way, it's...
30:58Oh, in the...
30:59In the...
30:59In the church, right?
31:00Yeah, it's in the church.
31:03Yeah.
31:04You just gotta ride it down, and you unlock it.
31:10Yeah, and then there's the fire by Andre.
31:12Alright.
31:29Don't forget to touch your onion, bro, too.
31:32Oh, is he over there?
31:34Yup.
31:34All depressed and shit?
31:36Yup.
31:37By the gate.
31:41Alright, I'm riding the elevator back up.
31:44Gimme one hour.
31:46Yup.
32:03I wonder if they chose the time for the elevator because it is a realistic representation of the distance, or
32:10if it just was random.
32:13I would not be surprised if they did make it realistic.
32:17Right?
32:23I don't talk to onion, bro.
32:27Hmm.
32:41That's...
32:42I...
32:42I...
32:43I muted the mic, but my finger rubbed on it, muting...
32:47Er, unmuting.
32:49Hehehe.
32:53Okay, did you do anything at Andre yet?
32:56The only thing I did was kindle the fire and talk to Sigmeyer.
33:02I have not even talked to him yet.
33:06Talking to him now.
33:11Get that gesture.
33:24I have nothing for upgrade stuff.
33:26Ah.
33:28Your mic cut off?
33:29I said, ah.
33:32That's all I said was, ah.
33:34Alright, I'm gonna talk to onion, bro, and then level up my strength.
33:38Okay.
33:41I'm, like, kissing him, basically.
33:43Hmm.
33:46Hmm.
33:47Hmm.
33:48Hmm.
33:49Oh, forgive me.
33:50I was absorbed in thought.
33:52I am Sigmeyer of Catarina, quite honestly.
33:56I've run flat up against a wall, or a gate, I should say.
34:01The thing just won't budge, no matter how long I wait.
34:05And oh, have I waited.
34:07So, here I sit.
34:09I'm quite a fickle.
34:10Weighing my options, so to speak.
34:19Still close.
34:20Still close.
34:22Hmm.
34:25Still close.
34:27That's all he says at then, right?
34:29Still close.
34:30Still close.
34:31Yep.
34:42Okay.
34:42Lord Alcatraz.
34:44No, it's not my first time.
34:46It's been a long time, though.
34:56Holy level ups, dude.
34:59Okay.
35:01I need 16 strength.
35:04I am at 11.
35:06Ooh.
35:11Alright.
35:13Okay, I can, I can do 16 strength.
35:18But, alright, let me make sure, make sure I'm not too, you know, dumb.
35:24Alright, yep, I can wield it.
35:27Now, what I'd actually like to do is also be able to carry the bastard sword.
35:31Okay, I can.
35:33Endurance.
35:33I can still roll.
35:34I can still roll.
35:35I don't gotta upgrade it.
35:37Okay.
35:37Not yet.
35:37Not, well I should, because I'm using the ring, though.
35:42But.
35:42So you lift up five times?
35:44Yeah.
35:46But, favor and protection, the ring we're gonna get, maybe will be enough?
35:52It might.
35:54Lord Alcatraz, I don't know if you're still there, if you've heard me.
35:57If not, I did say, you know, we've played this before.
36:03Alright, so, five levels.
36:11Yep.
36:12There.
36:13No, we'll be 17.
36:18Nice.
36:23Are you gonna upgrade anything?
36:26Uh, maybe.
36:30Let me.
36:39Does it just scale with strength?
36:46Is it Claymore?
36:47No.
36:47It's dex and strength.
36:49It's equality.
36:54Ah, it's C and C.
36:57Yup.
37:00It's just like the Black Knight, so it'll go too.
37:03Yeah.
37:08Alright, how many levels can you do?
37:10Cause you're a beast.
37:13Back up.
37:19I can go to level 24.
37:22Same.
37:23So I can get seven more levels.
37:25I guess we might as well, right?
37:28Yeah.
37:30I'm...
37:31My health hasn't been bad, so I think I'm just gonna do strength for it right now.
37:37And then once we switch rings, then I'll work on that if I have to.
37:42Yeah.
37:45Cause it sucks when you hit a critter and they don't quite die.
37:50Yup.
37:52Or that guy that invaded.
37:55That scum.
37:56I know.
37:57But yeah, I like to be able to pull out the quicksword.
38:00It's so nice.
38:04I'm gonna talk...
38:05I gotta talk to this big guy.
38:09Well, you must be a new arrival.
38:12I'm on train of a store.
38:14If it requires anything, then speak to me.
38:22Go.
38:27Hurrah.
38:30Most weapons and armor are mighty sturdy indeed.
38:33But every arm of metal has its breaking point.
38:37If you notice durability running low, it's time to repair.
38:41You can ask a blacksmith like myself.
38:44Or do it on your own with a grindstone.
38:47The nice thing about weapons.
38:50They never betray you.
38:52So pay them a little respect.
38:54Pay.
38:57There are two types of weapon forging.
39:01There's reinforcement and there's ascension.
39:04Reinforcement is simple.
39:06It strengthens the weapon and nothing more.
39:09A simple task for any blacksmith.
39:11Hell, you could even do it yourself with a smith box.
39:14But ascension's a finer art.
39:17It alters the weapon's properties.
39:20Ascension is the territory of we blacksmiths.
39:23A smith box just won't do the trick.
39:25Start out with reinforcement.
39:27When that loses its charm, you can consider ascension.
39:32As you've noticed, this land is flush with the mad and wicked.
39:37You won't make it through the night without employing my services.
39:46What's up?
39:48Forging armor is even.
39:50I'm sorry.
39:52I'm just going through dialogue.
39:55I think that should be it.
39:58Forging armor, nobody wants to see you go hollow.