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01:06Port 50.
01:08Port 15.
01:11Taking the port wheel on, sir.
01:13A signal from HMS Venture, sir.
01:15Oh, yes, and what does our crafty captain have to say?
01:18Ever been lumbered...
01:20That's a quote, sir.
01:22Ever been lumbered, but tis a far, far better thing you do now.
01:26Said he, chuckling into his pink gin.
01:29Sigma continues, sir. We'll make amends.
01:31Too damn right he will.
01:33Lanning is with this extra jaunt.
01:36Hum, erm...
01:37Make to HMS Venture.
01:40Like the Dickens, you will.
01:42You, Charlie.
01:43No, sir.
01:46Get well, sir.
01:48That's all, sir?
01:49Yes, all is printable.
01:52Well, get with this file, number one.
01:54Yes, sir.
01:59Midships...
01:59...steer 075.
02:03Midships...
02:03...steer 075.
02:06All right, sir.
02:07All right.
02:08Okay.
02:08All right, sir.
02:10All right, sir.
02:11All right, sir.
02:11All right, sir.
02:12Kio.
02:14Fly by night.
02:16I wonder which sea lord dreamt this name of.
02:18Oh, Admiral Whimsey, sir?
02:22Yes, well, ask a silly question.
02:25Oh, I reckon it's a diabolical liberty.
02:28I shall be out there lying in the sun with some dolly bird...
02:30...soothing me all over with suntan lotion.
02:33Dolly what?
02:34Someone's grandmother more like, if you were lucky.
02:37Instead, here we are, piddling round the men with a rotten yank...
02:40...chasing a Dutch submarine.
02:42Yeah.
02:42Right.
02:43What I want to know is why those scything gets in the Venture...
02:46...couldn't do this exercise.
02:47Oh, my God.
02:48Hey, Doc.
02:48Yeah?
02:49Those fairies in the Venture...
02:50...how come they're not doing this fly by night keeper themselves?
02:53Because about half of them are flat on their back...
02:55...with some sort of virus infection.
02:58Oh, that's always been said to baffle brains, sir.
03:02Mm, yes.
03:02The way Airdheart was going on...
03:03...you'd think the outcome of Operation Fly by Night...
03:05...was a foregone conclusion.
03:07And who was Captain Yankee Doodle trying so hard...
03:09...to convince?
03:10You or Flag Officer, sir?
03:12Well, himself, I reckon.
03:14Have we any idea just how good the submarine tracking system really is, sir?
03:17No.
03:18But we'll go and find out.
03:21Revolutions 158.
03:32Well, cheer up, Bonnie.
03:41Ain't that bad.
03:42That's what you think.
03:44I've just been to see my divisional officer.
03:46What happened?
03:46He said he's had a letter from the welfare people.
03:49The lady who's been to see Pam said she's all right.
03:51But it won't give me relief till we get back to the job.
03:53Well, I'll answer back.
03:54What are you worrying about?
03:55This.
03:56I got it this morning after we sailed.
03:59Here, have a look.
03:59Well, I ain't got time now.
04:01I've got to get back to the boiler room.
04:02Otherwise, the chief will have my guts for guys.
04:04Hey, look, Bert.
04:05How long do you think we're going to be on this exercise?
04:06Well, I don't know.
04:07What's the sound daily order?
04:08I don't know.
04:09Ask the doc.
04:10He knows practically everything.
04:11I've got to go.
04:11I'll see you dinner time.
04:12Ask me what?
04:13How long do you think this exercise is going to take?
04:16Don't know.
04:16Ten days, fortnight.
04:17A fortnight?
04:19Oh, the doc doesn't know what he's talking about.
04:21Raffa, Cutler.
04:23Well, I shouldn't help the doc if I were you, Cutler.
04:25Why's that, then?
04:26Because after Molly Malone last night,
04:28you might find you've got the lurgy, and you'll need him.
04:31Ah, belt up, Blackie, and get back to your sewing.
04:34You liar, Jock.
04:35You said you didn't get any last night.
04:38What did you see?
04:40Well, I was only joking.
04:42Just watch your mouth.
04:43Here, Lofty.
04:46Right.
04:49Blimey, what's he's a touchy about all of a sudden?
04:52Well, he was lying.
04:53Molly Malone.
04:54What?
04:55He nicked it off, one of the chiefs.
04:57Straight up, which one?
04:58Slater.
04:59Oh, no.
05:01The waiting's turned out last night's run ashore was a disaster.
05:04What happened?
05:05You seemed well away when I left.
05:06I was doing my bit to cement Anglo-Irish relations.
05:09Oh, yes.
05:09The red-headed bird with the big bristles,
05:11the one that sung Molly Malone.
05:13That's right.
05:14Well, she ended up by giving me the elbow.
05:16Oh, I thought you were all set for a little dabble there.
05:19I was till that Scotch Stokes put his oar in.
05:21Not Cutler.
05:23Yes, for some reason the silly bitch found his brash youth more appealing than my charm and maturity.
05:28No accounting for taste, is there?
05:31Well, well, well.
05:33Cutler!
05:34Yes, Chief?
05:36Got your shaving tackle there, Cutler?
05:37A half.
05:38And before you come on for the afternoon, watch get those sideboards shaved off the regulation length.
05:43They're supposed to be level with the lobe of the ear.
05:45Is that correct, Master?
05:46All right.
05:47All right, lad, you're on your way.
05:51You'd better get your finger out.
05:52You've only got ten minutes.
05:56There's a good lad.
05:58Hello there, Smithy.
06:00There you go.
06:01There's something cheap on this ship.
06:02It really gives me the tongue tits.
06:05It's all right.
06:06I'll have a few words with that one.
06:09But you were rather rubbing his nose in it, weren't you?
06:13He's too stroppy by half.
06:17The Dutch target submarine will be operating between here and here.
06:22As you can see, Peter, that's quite a wide range for the helicopter to have to cover.
06:25Say that again, sir.
06:26Now, the whole point of Operation Fly-By-Night is to test the relative efficiencies by night
06:32of the two submarine tracking systems, our own ferret system
06:35and the one developed by the Americans, codenamed Mongoose.
06:39Now, it's a pretty safe bet that the NATO navies will be converting to the one which proves the most
06:44efficient.
06:44Not to mention the ore barons of the Middle East, sir.
06:46Right, so you may appreciate, gentlemen.
06:48There's quite a lot riding on the outcome of this exercise.
06:51Any questions?
06:52Anything, sir, sir.
06:53Could you explain the Mongoose system to us, sir?
06:55Well, I wish I could, Peter, but it's all pretty new.
06:57But from what Captain Edhart was saying, or rather I should say boasting,
07:01Mongoose has taken them four years and several million dollars to perfect.
07:05So they're expecting some pretty fantastic results.
07:07Now, the plan at present is to rendezvous with the Monterey here at 210630 Zulu.
07:12You think we can manage that, Bob?
07:14We'll have a bash, sir.
07:15Good, good, good.
07:16Peter, how about the wasp?
07:17I fixed a dummy run for 13.30, sir.
07:19Good, right.
07:19Well, that's all in, gentlemen.
07:21Thank you, sir.
07:23It's an interesting thought, sir.
07:25If Piero pulls this off, do you think we'll qualify the Queen's Award to industry?
07:29Could be.
07:51Captain up!
07:53Captain up!
07:56you're adrift i'm wet i said you're late coming on watch
08:01five minutes maybe five minutes nothing
08:07but i'll just turn two then shall i achieve yes there we are
08:12barnes yes jay
08:20honey take this rating up to the master at arms
08:23tell you i want a troop of being late down the engine room
08:26look at you be reasonable five minutes god don't wait a minute
08:30the last time take that man to the regulating office
08:36oh blimey i'm so hungry i could eat yours
08:39yeah
08:44well come on hey now what's the matter with you
08:48another something something like that
08:52it's that letter i got this morning from pam what you said you'd read it oh yeah if you want
08:58me to then how many months has she gone there now nearly three you were sure you want me to
09:05read
09:05that well it's a bit private in it yeah please
09:16and where are you adrift cutler five poxy minutes that's all that'll do look master you're not going to put
09:22in the rattle for five minutes are you
09:24you know the rules of the game cutler you ought to have been playing it long enough
09:28oh come on all right go and get turned to down the engine room i'll call for you when defaults
09:32are
09:32being held uh barnes tell chief slater i need him for witness at office of the day's investigation
09:37all right master that man's got the real needle to me has he well you can tell that to the
09:41office of the day can't you
09:42don't you worry i will and i'll tell you something else slater won't get away with it
09:47hey cutler let's be having
09:54so i'll see you soon all my love pam
09:58i expect she's depressed women often get like that when they're pregnant especially in the early
10:04stages all that being sick and everything pam's worse than that read the rest of it what
10:12ah p.s it's three in the morning and i haven't slept a wink for i can't read that word
10:21worrying
10:26worrying you know my love i nearly went out of my mind when you didn't come home like you promised
10:35i don't know how to say this my dear
10:40bunny i can't bring this
10:48i don't know how to say this my dearest husband because i know it learned you and god knows i
10:53hate
10:53doing that but i can't help it i can't take any more not alone i miss you so much already
11:02i'm beginning
11:02to hate this baby inside me for what it's doing to me the only thing that keeps me going is
11:07because
11:08i know you'll be coming back to england on the 24th god you're a relief you won't be will you
11:16if anything goes wrong this time i'm gonna get rid of it i'm sorry
11:23she can't do it but she mustn't
11:27well what why didn't you tell your divisional officer i didn't get the letter till after we
11:32sell what could he do he stop the ship and turn it round go but it's bloody open
11:42revolutions 148
11:45what's on my list for request men and defaulters number one
11:49just request men sir chief petty officer ormerod and an acting leading seaman to be confirmed oh that
11:55shouldn't take long what time uh i thought after we'd secured the helicopter sir about uh 14 30. fine
12:01fine anybody wants me i'll be in my cabin so
12:05port five and what are you gonna do i don't know
12:09we shouldn't be here in the first place ah there you are rabbits look uh i'm sorry i'll sum it
12:15looks
12:15like you won't be going home not for the time being anyway not to worry i've sent a signal requesting
12:21your relief hangs on in jib till i return in two weeks time too late by then won't it what's
12:26the
12:26matter with you lad you're feeling all right are you yeah yes what yes master well you'd better
12:32get back to your stores you heard the pipe yes master hey
12:50what's this reading you've got for the fridge machinery room uh 90 pounds chief oh yes you
12:59don't twit there's the pressure not the temperature give it to me
13:10scotch brat cutler cutler
13:21do those buttons up do them up
13:27why do you think pusser's regulations state that overall should be buttoned up all times and sleeves
13:32rolled down to make sure sods like me sweat it's also to make sure that stupid sods like you don't
13:38get burnt in case it's a leak in one of the superheated steam joints i know all that
13:45it's all right smart ass these plates are like a skating rink i want them scrubbed top and bottom properly
13:55hot water dispersant rags and scrubber now get all this stuff and report to me when you're ready to start
14:01but get on with it
14:10should we check those readings again stoker yes chief okay derrick we'll try that on the second
14:17run what's up yes yes pilot uh signal sir from the monterey oh yes amusing is it well i thought
14:25so
14:25that makes a change well you know all for that yes fairly amusing you know he really is a saucy
14:31sod well again sir i'm afraid so listen to the 8ms hero info and all that jazz uh fly by
14:37night
14:37please confirm new rendezvous 2102 45 zulu uh now listen to this to help make match suggest you bat
14:44first how's that interrogative cricket what interrupt that's typical yank i thought it was quite funny yes
14:51you would you're gonna reply in similar veins yes i think so the first one that springs around is
14:54balls like how many per over right okay balls balls yep uh pop get the young to make this uss
15:01monterey
15:02uh info etc confirm the rendezvous now read cricket balls suggest you retire when stumped how's that
15:11over and out oh
15:15right lofty dip the fresh water tanks properly i don't want a flood okay i mean a yes chief all
15:23right
15:23lofty now try and get it right no two
15:31you've got the oldest person in that what is it not like it's not enough
15:48you've got the oldest person in that uh
15:49satisfied chief i want these plates so clean the captain could eat his dinner off of them
15:54did you get me oh why i'll get your right and you don't go off watch until i'm satisfied
16:01did you get that as well why don't you get off my back because you're sloppy and you're sloppy
16:11you scotch
16:15now slater's got him scrubbing the plates i thought jock was going to dump him honestly
16:20yeah even cutler's not that stupid i suppose that means cutler's going to be down here manking for
16:25the rest of the day do mate hey careful
16:33look all right lofty i've seen it i'm not blind oh get off lofty all right i know what i'm
16:38not wanted
16:42what's he keep going down there for anyway we'll check the temperature and the plumber block what's that
16:49what do you want to put your first note down there for what work down to that sort of that
16:57bill's my favorite
17:04oh come on your punts out of my hey not so much at the hole you fancy a beer i
17:10wouldn't say no
17:11one two three eight nine hey lofty why'd you have to go down there so often because i got a
17:21bird
17:21down there and she needs regular yeah yeah we know that why else to make sure the oil in the
17:27bearing
17:27isn't overheating what would happen if it did because if it did it'd screw up the whole engine
17:34wouldn't it oh he knows you know oh lofty you clumsy
17:56stand by for us now get this mistake cleaned off crap get that gear stored away
18:04cutler there you were cans my name's not on them is it get them cleared away jimmy's on his way
18:09down the mist looks like hurricanes hit it i wish a hurricane had hit you oh pack it up you've
18:14never
18:14stopped manking since you came off watch and after what that pig sleazy did to me wouldn't
18:18you say i've got some cause i'll give it a rest for your sake if i've been slain i'll put
18:22you on a charge
18:23of myself oh is that a fact and tell me are you speaking in your present role as a mere
18:29killick
18:29or from the exalted position you once held shut up cutler stoned out your mind on duty if my memory
18:36serves me correctly wasn't that why you were busted petty officer tolady
18:41shut up cutler get back to your bunk and clear it up now how many more times
18:49so where the hell's blind pew
18:58what are you saying steamed up with by loftus
19:05attention for rounds
19:09three kilo mess cleaned up and ready for rounds sir thank you black man
19:18cigarette ends yes sir thank you
19:28hello hugh cutler no sir it's leading hand tolady's sir i just borrowed it
19:34studying form are you no sir anatomy
19:40right all right carry on
19:48dark
19:53got nothing for headache uh yeah come along to sickbay later it's not as bad as that
19:59good night's gets all you need not tonight i'm duty store's accountant tonight
20:04what's up
20:08duck yeah can i ask you something depends what it is doesn't it you can try well it is sort
20:15of medical
20:17i know you're not a proper doctor but thank you well i thought you might be able to help
20:23all right then what's your problem it's not for me really it's for a mate of mine in the gunner's
20:29mess oh yeah you doubt this is just between us isn't it of course well the stupid brooke's gone and
20:42put
20:42his bird up the stick oh and and well he's told it to get rid of it so what you
20:51want me to do about it
20:52nothing i just
20:58can uh can this mate of yours afford to pay for this girl to have an abortion done properly
21:07i shouldn't think so no of course he can then forget it because what he's asking her to do is
21:13very dangerous could cause septicemia she could kill herself so what's that in simple terms
21:20poisoning of the blood you reckon that could kill her not written i'll tell him or i will if you
21:28like
21:28what's his name no thanks doc i'd better do it all right suit yourself but bunny when you tell him
21:35just you remember what i've said right sure duty store's accountant supply officer's cabin
21:45then you better come and see me in the morning i'll do something to clear your ear passages out
21:51pardon they've just piped for duty store's account and that's you isn't it yeah thanks
21:55thanks doc supply officer's cabin two three four good chance come on come on here we go come
22:06on me with you come on come on this time snake eye
22:15against me oh come on what do you do that for come on chuck you don't play the game do
22:19you
22:26do that for we had a mother's shorts i know barney i'm sorry don't you're a stupid stoker sometimes
22:33what are you a stupid stoker sometimes well don't forget it i want to put my head down for a
22:40couple
22:40of hours i'd do the same if i were you you never know what little treats the chief may have
22:45in store
22:45for you i swear to god barney if that bastard raised me just one more time i'll mangle him and
22:51his
22:51bloody engines
22:59that does later with my compliments
23:08you check those oil levels on the tain extraction pump yes chief
23:13right now go and wet the guy but it's not my turn isn't it you bloody know it isn't
23:19it's left us all this week well he's got outside rounds hasn't he come on he's managed before hasn't
23:26he look don't bloody argue just do it when you finish that i've got just the job for you lofty
23:52there's no tinned cow what
23:58no tinned milk that's lofty's again i suppose there's a tiny milk look i shall i fetch that yeah all
24:04right
24:05don't hang about here and jock i should stay well clear of the chief if i were you your breath
24:10stinks
24:11if he gets a whiff of that stuff him
24:56i mean
24:59i
25:06What are you doing again, Loftus?
25:08I'm joking.
25:08Some of us have got work to do.
25:12All right, Doc.
25:13You can deal me in.
25:15You're meant to be on watch, aren't you?
25:17Oh, just one hand.
25:19Sleet award must be for a few minutes.
25:21I don't mind much if he does.
25:23I'll pay.
25:25Five pence.
25:53Where the hell is he?
25:54We were out of milk for the Kaisel to get some.
25:57It was my fault, Chief.
25:58How long ago was that?
25:59Just a few minutes ago.
26:00Yeah, and the rest.
26:01He's had time to knock the bloody cow and condense it.
26:09I'll pay 21.
26:12Looks like my luck's changed.
26:15Hope I'm not leaving your skin.
26:18Thanks.
26:19Don't mention it.
26:23Ah, well.
26:24Duty calls.
26:28Melko.
26:31I think I'll check it in.
26:40You're all right, Chief.
26:55You better come and sit down.
27:09Mustard Arms.
27:10He kicked me in the head.
27:12He did what?
27:14He kicked me in the head.
27:15He kicked you?
27:16You mean he did it on purpose?
27:18Yeah.
27:19Oh, my God.
27:20All right, I'll be right down.
27:21Where is he now?
27:22I don't know.
27:23I don't know.
27:24Don't worry, Will.
27:24I'll find him.
27:26Master.
27:27Yes?
27:28I want him crucified.
27:44You bloody saw him kick me, Barney.
27:46You must have.
27:47I didn't see a thing on his cheek.
27:49I was here manning the throttles.
27:52Thanks for nothing.
27:55Jay!
27:56Jay!
27:58You won.
28:00Sorry.
28:01But what?
28:04Have you had a chance to look at the readings for my last round?
28:07Not yet, Loftus.
28:08I've had other things on my mind.
28:11It's the port plumber block.
28:13The temperature's higher than usual.
28:15It's over 100 degrees.
28:16We're doing higher revs than usual, aren't we?
28:19Yeah.
28:21Well, I just thought I'd better let it go.
28:23Just in case you did your nap.
28:25Yes.
28:26Very good, Loftus.
28:28Lofty.
28:29Chief?
28:32Yeah, you're right.
28:33You'd better take it again.
28:34Yes, Chief.
28:55Who's that?
28:56Cutler?
28:57That you?
28:58Aye.
28:59What are you doing?
29:00Mind your own business.
29:13Cutler, I'm telling you, get back on watch.
29:16I'm telling you to get knotted.
29:19Right.
29:19You refuse to obey my order.
29:21Ah, don't check any notice of him.
29:22Drag him off.
29:24Cutler there.
29:25Yes, Sheriff.
29:25He refuses to get back on watch.
29:28Right.
29:28I'll take it.
29:29Get up, Cutler.
29:33You hear what I said?
29:34Get your feet in the deck.
29:37For the last time, Cutler, either you get out or I'm going to heave you out.
29:41Get stuffed!
29:43Sheriff, I'm warning you.
29:44You laid just one hand on my body.
29:46How hard can you?
29:47Come on.
29:48Come on.
29:49Get up.
29:49What?
29:50Take it easy, Cutler.
29:51What do you want?
29:52Cut it out with you.
29:54Cut it out.
29:55What are you doing?
29:55Right.
29:56Come on, man.
29:57Don't be stupid.
29:58Hey, watch him.
29:59What?
30:00Oh.
30:01Blacky.
30:02Come on, shut it.
30:03Come on.
30:05Out.
30:07Come on.
30:08Come on.
30:09Come on, man.
30:12All right, Cutler.
30:14Jack it in.
30:15Jack it in.
30:15You.
30:16Get the Neil Robinson.
30:17I can't do it.
30:17The stretcher, you burp.
30:19In that locker.
30:20Get it.
30:22That's off.
30:24Hold it.
30:25That's enough.
30:26Look, Master, I've got to go down.
30:27Go on, man.
30:28Go.
30:28Black, I'll open that up.
30:31Now get him in there.
30:32Come on now.
30:32Lift him up.
30:33Come on.
30:33Come on.
30:35Put him in there and secure him.
30:36Find his legs.
30:38Hold his legs out.
30:39Come on.
30:40Get those straps on.
30:41Come on.
30:41Strap him in.
30:42And make sure he's secure.
30:44Hold him down.
30:44Do his legs first.
30:46That's right.
30:48Chief.
30:49Chief.
30:50That plumber block is cooking.
30:52What are you talking about?
30:53It's 160 degrees.
30:55You sure?
30:56Honest, Chief.
30:57Barnes, go and check it.
30:58Right.
30:59Lofty, take over here.
31:03You sheriff.
31:04Drag him.
31:05Come on.
31:06Drag him.
31:07Come on.
31:08That's better.
31:10Come on.
31:11All right.
31:12Watch it, Barney.
31:14All right, you men.
31:15Come on.
31:16Party's over.
31:16Get back to your pits.
31:17Come on.
31:18Get back.
31:30All right, Blackman.
31:31Detail to your men from your mess to act as sedress for him throughout the night.
31:34All right?
31:34What's bloody left of it?
31:36Right.
31:36Take him down the gun and score flat.
31:37All right.
31:37What?
31:39Hang on.
31:40Just a minute.
31:43Now, if you shut up, are you going to stay shut up?
31:50You better.
31:54All right.
31:54Carry on.
31:55I'm going up the first lieutenant to tell you what's happening.
31:58You do.
32:00He's right, Chief.
32:01It's 200 degrees.
32:02All right.
32:03Right.
32:03Get on those buckles.
32:05PHONE RINGS
32:08Court and the starboard telegraphs said to stop, sir.
32:12Stop both engines.
32:14Stop both engines.
32:17PHONE RINGS
32:19Right, sir.
32:20I'll contact the AMU right away.
32:27I'm on the roof.
32:29I'm on the roof.
32:30I'm on the roof.
32:30Cappy.
32:31I've got a problem with one of the plumber blocks.
32:34Get one of the old blocs to get engines out of his pit, will you?
32:37Roger.
32:38Bring me on.
32:42Captain, sir.
32:42Officer of the watch.
32:47Captain.
32:48I've had to stop both engines, sir.
32:49Yes, I realize that.
32:50What I'd like to know is why.
32:51I don't know the exact reason, sir.
32:52The Mew's in the engine room now.
32:54Oh, that's just great, isn't it?
32:55We're supposed to rendezvous with the Monterey in one hour, 45 minutes.
32:58I know, sir.
32:58Well, I think there's any charge number one.
33:01I can't say yet, sir.
33:03Right.
33:04Sir.
33:16Well, that's it, Chief.
33:18Nothing we can do about that.
33:19Port engine's useless.
33:22We better get down to the engine room, aren't we?
33:24I'll go up and break the news to the captain.
33:26Ah, good.
33:32What's up, Chief?
33:35What's going on?
33:37What's up, sir?
33:38What's up, sir?
33:41What's going...
33:43It's the bearing, sir.
33:44It's completely wiped.
33:46Yes.
33:47I'll cover him, master.
33:48The first lieutenant coming to report to you, sir.
33:49Yes, holding a moment, master.
33:50What caused it to wipe?
33:52Well, I haven't had time to make a thorough investigation, sir.
33:54We shall have to strip it down for that.
33:56But it looks to me as though some oil dispersing agent must have been introduced.
34:00Because the oil's like water.
34:02And you suspect what?
34:04Well, to my mind, there is only one thing it could be, sir.
34:08Sabotage.
34:08Hey, excuse me, sir.
34:09I don't know whether there's any tie-up with us or not, but we've had trouble with one of the
34:12stokers tonight.
34:13Oh?
34:13The sir's accused of assaulting the chief of the watch.
34:15Who? Who is?
34:16Subtler, sir.
34:17He became so violent when the leading regulator went to question him.
34:19I had to put him into a new Robinson, put him in the Gunners store flat.
34:22Ah, I see.
34:23Yes, sir.
34:24So, in view of this, I'd like to begin my investigations right away.
34:27Please.
34:27All right. Thank you, master.
34:28Yes, sir.
34:33Chief, can you fix us a botched job just to get us through the exercise?
34:36Not our hopes, sir.
34:38Oh.
34:39I don't suppose we carry a spare bearing, either.
34:41Afraid not, sir.
34:42Our allowances don't cover us for replacements of this size.
34:46We might be lucky and get one hold of one in Gibraltar, but I rather doubt it.
34:50Probably have to fly one out from the UK.
34:52Oh, God.
34:53Recommendations?
34:55I recommend, sir, that we return to Jib on the one shaft.
34:58Yes.
34:59I'll send a signal to the Monterey.
35:00All right, chief.
35:01Lock off the port engine.
35:03Let's...
35:04crawl home.
35:05Aye, aye, sir.
35:09A San Elmo, patron saint of the sailors.
35:12San Elmo?
35:13Blimey, you're going to fool me.
35:15I thought was that Beetle fellow.
35:16What's his name?
35:17You know, the one with the long hair.
35:18Lemon.
35:19Blimey, you are ignorant.
35:20You are a bit arly chuffed this morning, aren't you?
35:22Oh, wouldn't you be?
35:23I'm going home.
35:24Here.
35:25No.
35:26Keep it.
35:27What?
35:28I mean it, really.
35:29I don't be dafted.
35:30Oh, come on, Bert.
35:31You've been a real oppo to me.
35:32You know that.
35:35Well, all right, if that's what you want.
35:38I can't see myself wearing it, though.
35:40Why not?
35:41Oh, I don't know.
35:42Seems a bit poofy a bloke wearing a necklace.
35:45Rubbish.
35:45Lots of people wearing them.
35:46Yeah, it's all right for young sprogs like you, but for old ones like me.
35:51Blimey, Bert.
35:51You're just an old square.
35:52Two request men and deporters must outside the regulating office.
35:56Oh, well, that's Cutler for the chop.
35:57You reckon?
35:59Yeah, I reckon.
36:00What'll the captain do to them?
36:02Well, those charges, throw the book in them, I should think.
36:05I mean, it's bad enough him, him belting Slater.
36:08But if they can get him on a sabotage charge, well, that's a court-martial.
36:12Court-martial?
36:14Yeah, court-martial.
36:15No messing about.
36:16Two years in Colchester.
36:18Come on, Tolling, you're called as a witness, aren't you?
36:20Yeah, I'm on my way, Sheriff.
36:24Right.
36:25Why, rabbits, the jaunty wants to see you after captain's table.
36:28About my relief, is it?
36:30Relief?
36:30No, it's about what happened to the plumber block.
36:33Why does he want to see me?
36:34Well, he'll want to know where the oil dispersant came from.
36:37Oh, yeah.
36:41He pleads guilty to the charge of being adrift on what?
36:43Yes, sir, at least he did at my table yesterday.
36:45On the second charge of assaulting Chief Slater,
36:48he claims that he slipped on the ladder
36:50and accidentally kicked the chief who was waiting from below.
36:54Any witnesses?
36:55Unfortunately not, sir.
36:57So is Cutler's word against Slater's?
36:59Yes, but by the time I've outlined a string of events that led up to it,
37:03I don't imagine there'll be much doubt in your mind as to whom to believe.
37:06I see.
37:06And the third charge of sabotage?
37:11It might be harder to prove, but I think I can make it stick.
37:16Derek, do I get the impression that you want Cutler weighed off?
37:19It's been no concern to me, sir. Either way.
37:21Good.
37:22In fact, you mustn't forget, sir, that I know Cutler of old.
37:25We served together in the Brighton a couple of years ago
37:26and he was always in a rattle for something or other.
37:29In my opinion, Cutler's a lot who's about to get his comeuppance.
37:32Well, we'll see.
37:35Don't overstep your brief, will you?
37:38As I understand it, sir, my brief is the prosecuting officer is to do just that.
37:43Prosecute.
37:43Oh, yes. Prosecute.
37:46Not persecute.
38:04Alright, monstery.
38:06M.E.M. Cutler.
38:08Sir.
38:14Off cat.
38:17M.E.M. Cutler, sir.
38:19Three charges facing the accused.
38:21Charge number one was absent from his place of duty, namely the engine room.
38:24Hey, Doc.
38:27Doc.
38:29Hey, Doc.
38:30Take those things off a minute, will you?
38:32Have you seen that magazine of mine that Cutler was looking at?
38:35Er, Bunny's got it.
38:36Bunny? Where is he?
38:38He's up in the canteen getting his beer ration.
38:40He won't mind if I look in his cupboard, will he?
38:42No, I shouldn't think so, not you.
38:44Hey, by the way, how's it going up there?
38:47What? When I left the gym he was giving Cutler a right old hammering.
38:50Poor old jock.
38:51Why? That's the way he wanted to play.
38:54He's always fancied himself as a bit of a mess deck lawyer.
38:57Now he's got a chance to prove how good he really is.
38:59Yeah, I suppose you're right.
39:21No, sir. That had nothing to do with it, sir.
39:23All right, but tell me, did you care when Chief Slater made you trim your sideboards?
39:28Did you care when he put you in the rattle when you were only five minutes to drift on watch?
39:32Did you care when you made you scrub the engine room plates?
39:34Of course I did. He was victimizing me.
39:37But his picking on you made you angry?
39:39Bloody angry!
39:40Cutler! Sorry, sir.
39:40What's your language?
39:42Yes, you were angry all right.
39:44You were now in such a rage that when the Chief added the final insult of calling you a bastard,
39:47you kicked him.
39:48Would?
39:49Yes?
39:50No, sir.
39:51He did not call me a bastard.
39:53He called me a Scotch bastard.
39:55Very well. Have it your own way.
39:56The fact remains. You did kick him.
39:58No, I did not.
39:59As I said before, I lost my footing on the ladder. I slipped. It was an accident.
40:04And in slipping and trying to save yourself from falling, you accidentally dropped the can of milk.
40:10Thank you, sir. That's exactly what happened.
40:16I should now like to move on to the third more serious charge, sir, that of sabotage.
40:25Here, Doc. Don't drink it all at once.
40:27Thanks.
40:29You know I don't touch the stuff.
40:31It makes good currency, though.
40:32Take your hands to death.
40:35You're not ganache?
40:36Yeah.
40:37Where's Bert then? He deserted you.
40:39Well, he's got the afternoon watch, hasn't he?
40:41By the way, he came in looking for that magazine you got off Cutler.
40:44Well, he looked in your locker. We didn't think you're mine.
40:47You coming, then?
40:49Look, Doc, I just remembered I've got a pile of dirty washing.
40:52You go on up. I'll just nip out and drop it in the laundry.
40:55Okay, I'll see you up there.
41:21And the last thing the accused said before going on the middle watch was, and I quote,
41:27I swear to God, Barney, if that bastard Slater rides me one more time, I'll mangle him and his bloody
41:34engines, unquote.
41:37So much for motive.
41:39Finally, opportunity.
41:42I've furnished evidence, sir, to show that Cutler was absent from his place of duty between 0005 and 0035.
41:51At 0005, the killing of the watch sent Cutler to his mess to fetch a can of milk to wet
41:56the kai.
41:57Cutler returned to the engine room at 0035.
42:01He was in his mess, fetching a can of milk for half an hour.
42:07I think not.
42:08I submit, sir, that the accused had the means, the motive, and during that 30 minutes, the opportunity to commit
42:16this act of sabotage.
42:19Thank you, number one.
42:20Sir, may I say something, please?
42:23Yes, Cutler, if you think it's relevant.
42:25I can call witnesses to refute what the First Lieutenant has just said.
42:28I would like to know whether I'm with him in my rights to ask for a stand over, so that
42:32I may consult with my divisional officer.
42:37Very well. Stand over.
42:39Stand over.
42:41Accused to remain in close arrest.
42:43On cap.
42:46Right.
42:47Turn.
42:49Quick march.
42:54We'll take it up from here later, master.
42:55Aye, sir.
42:56Do me a favour.
42:57The jaunty's busy.
42:58Come back later.
43:00Much later.
43:04Been married, what?
43:06Four months.
43:07Nearly five now, master.
43:08And your wife's three months pregnant.
43:10Bit quick off the mark, weren't you?
43:11Yeah, well, you know how it is.
43:14I tell you, it shook me and Pam at first, but now I'm right chuffed about it.
43:17Pam?
43:18She chuffed too.
43:20Yeah, she'll be all right now.
43:21Everything's gonna be great.
43:23What time tomorrow we do back in Arbor?
43:25Sheriff.
43:27Sheriff.
43:29Oh, Sheriff.
43:33That yours?
43:37Yes, master.
43:38Where'd you get it?
43:39Just let me ask the questions, will you?
43:41What's that stain?
43:43Stain?
43:43There.
43:45There.
43:45On the collar.
43:47Well, it looks like grease or something.
43:50Smell it.
43:52Go on.
43:53Smell it.
43:57That smell like grease to you.
44:00No, master.
44:01All right.
44:02So what did you do with it?
44:03What?
44:05The empty can of oil dispersant you had in your locker.
44:08Dump it over the side, did you?
44:15You damned fool.
44:20Only had gone and seen a divisional officer like Tolliday suggested.
44:31Stores are counted as rabbits.
44:33I'm placing you in close custody.
44:36Sheriff.
44:40Therefore, on the third charge of sabotage, case dismissed.
44:44Yes, sir.
44:45Out of the charge of assault.
44:49Having heard all the evidence, I have to admit to there being some doubt in my mind
44:52as to whether you did slip down that ladder,
44:55or whether in fact you meant to kick Chief Slater.
45:01Considering all the circumstances, I've decided to give you the benefit of that doubt.
45:05Second charge of using violence toward Chief Slater.
45:08Case dismissed.
45:09Yes, sir.
45:11You've already pleaded guilty to being adrift on watch,
45:14and for that offence, I award you five days number nines.
45:16Yes, sir.
45:16Thank you, sir.
45:17Yes.
45:19I think you can count yourself lucky this time.
45:27All right, carry on, master.
45:28Sir.
45:29Case dismissed on charges two and three.
45:31Five days number nines on the first charge.
45:33On cap.
45:37Left term.
45:39Report to my office.
45:40Quick march.
45:50Store's accountant rabbits, sir.
45:59Off cap.
46:03Store's accountant rabbits, sir.
46:05It willfully damaged certain public property, namely the port side plumber block bearing,
46:10by pouring into it a quantity of oil dispersant, thereby causing the plumber block to seize up.
46:19Right on cap.
46:20What's the noise?
46:21Here it is.
46:23My friends and the custom does all of the public speaking.
46:27Come on.
46:28You know I'm not mad to waste that drink in time even if it's someone's beer.
46:33My friends, justice has prevailed!
46:38And up to the first left end!
46:41May his bed springs collapse in the moment!
46:44What about Smythe? I won't forget him!
46:46Forget him! I won't forget him!
46:49The next time I get him ashore, I'll not just kick him,
46:52I'll break his bloody neck!
47:03I'll take those bits.
47:05Can I have a quick word with him?
47:07I'll only be a minute.
47:08Aye, already.
47:12Here, I think that's a lot.
47:25Here I...
47:28I couldn't wear this. Not me.
47:36Look, I'm sorry, Bunny. I had to do it.
47:39It's not what you've done to the ship.
47:40And you know what I feel about Cutler.
47:43But letting someone else carry the can for you,
47:47I rate that as unforgivable.
47:49Prisoner and escort, report to the regulating office.
47:53Come on, rabbits. Let's be having you.
47:57Do you know something, Bert?
48:00Pam and me were gonna call our kid after you.
48:02Rabbits.
48:09Nice name for a baby. Judas.
48:11Took us...
48:12You...
48:12...
48:12...
48:18You...
48:19Where...
48:37We are...
48:39We're...
48:40We're...
48:41We are...
48:41We're...
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