00:00At least you guys celebrate with your families.
00:02Last year, I spent Thanksgiving with my old blow-up sex dolls.
00:05Here you go, Carla.
00:07See, we can do other things together.
00:09How's the turkey? I made it myself.
00:11Oh, don't look so surprised.
00:14Oh, someone's getting sleepy.
00:16Must be the tryptophan.
00:17I'll put a pot of coffee on.
00:19Janet, coffee?
00:20Carla, coffee?
00:21Dina, coffee?
00:22Sasha, coffee?
00:23Dad, coffee?
00:24I wish I had given you more siblings, Glenn.
00:27You know, sometimes I envy the guys in the town jail.
00:30They get a turkey dinner on Quahog
00:31and don't have the hassle of hosting their families.
00:34Well, yeah, but they're in prison.
00:36Nah, jail isn't prison. Prison is big and scary.
00:39Jail is just a sleeping deputy with keys
00:41that can be grabbed by a long broom handle or a mischievous dog.
00:45Do black people ever go to jail?
00:46No, they go to prison.
00:48Well, maybe going to jail is what we should do.
00:50Peter, that's ridiculous.
00:52Hey, hey, hey, hear me out, hear me out.
00:54We'll commit a small crime and get put in jail for a couple days.
00:57That's insane.
00:58Peter, Peter, you're crazy.
01:00Ridiculous.
01:00Unconscionable.
01:01Lump monkeys.
01:01Have you lost your mind?
01:02That's crazy.
01:02Lump monkeys.
01:03All right, Joe, there's chaos at the top.
01:05Time to step up and be the leader of this group of friends.
01:09Guys, what if we all go to Vermont?
01:12Let's just do Peter's thing.
01:15Lucky is a family guy.
01:21Lucky is a man who positively can't do all the things that make us laugh and cry.
01:28He's a family guy.
01:32All right.
01:34Actual.
01:34Peace be end.
01:34Goodbye.
01:34Bye.
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