00:04Where are the glasses?
00:05I moved them.
00:06What? Why?
00:07I moved everything.
00:09All the glasses, the bowls, the plates.
00:11Nothing is where it's been for the past 17 years.
00:14Nothing.
00:17I'm gonna become a DJ.
00:19I'm going to hire a life coach.
00:21I'm gonna make one political donation with your email address so you'll be screwed for life.
00:26I'm going to rededicate my life to Christ.
00:30Oh, that's really bad.
00:31I'm gonna start a podcast that has no focus and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.
00:36I'm going to constantly complain about my fibromyalgia.
00:39You don't have fibromyalgia.
00:40No one does.
00:41Every time a waiter tells me their name, I'm gonna use it.
00:44I'm gonna get really into Halloween, like really into it.
00:48Gross.
00:49I'm gonna wear a denim shirt with the Looney Tunes guys embroidered on it to church every Sunday.
01:05So, what do you think of my haircut now?
01:08It's ugly.
01:08I hate it.
01:09Lucky is a family guy.
01:16Lucky is a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.
01:23He's a family guy.
01:27Lucky is a family guy.
01:28Lucky is a family guy.
01:28Lucky is a family guy.
01:29Lucky is a family guy.
01:29Lucky is a family guy.
01:29Lucky is a family guy.
01:29Lucky is a family guy.
01:29Lucky is a family guy.
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