00:00In our Convenience Airways in-flight prison, cigarettes are not accepted as currency.
00:05Preferred method of payment is sexual favors.
00:08Please do not fashion the courtesy toothbrush into a shiv.
00:12Complementary shivs are provided upon request.
00:15In the unlikely event of a water landing, your cellmate may be used as a flotation device.
00:20Should you tamper with your handcuffs, you will be ejected from the plane.
00:24Parachutes are available for purchase on our website.
00:27We know you have no choice in airplane prisons, but we appreciate you being locked up with us.
00:33And don't forget to sign up for our Frequent Felon Program.
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