00:01Man, my phone's been blowing up since that interview.
00:04You should hear some of my voicemails.
00:06Hello, Brian.
00:07This is Barack Obama.
00:09Not the hobo who lives at the wharf.
00:12Um, you did a good job, and...
00:14I can't read that.
00:16I'm proud of you.
00:17I'm proud of you.
00:18Thanks for the two dollars.
00:20No way!
00:22Let's hear the next message.
00:23Hey, Brian.
00:24It's, uh...
00:25Well, it's Shredder.
00:27Remember me?
00:28I know it's been a while,
00:29but I saw you on TV,
00:30and I was just hoping we could get together.
00:32I'd love to catch up,
00:33so, uh, call me back.
00:35Oh, my God.
00:36Shredder?
00:37He sounds like a ski instructor with a full beard
00:39who plays average guitar and never texts me back.
00:42He's a dog I used to run with
00:44back when I was living on the street.
00:45Haven't heard from him in years.
00:47I'm actually surprised he's still alive.
00:48He just drank all the time and tried to get laid.
00:51Hard to be friends with someone like that.
00:53Yes, it is.
00:55Dusty is a family guy!
01:01Lucky is a man who wants to pick and do
01:05all the things that make us
01:06effin' cry.
01:08He's a family guy!
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