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Little Singles Season 1 Episode 2
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00:01Hello!
00:04I'm Jon, and I'm bringing all my single friends to Palm Springs.
00:08Hi!
00:09This whole group met at the Little People of America convention.
00:12Will someone give me a T? Half and half.
00:15We make it a point to get together.
00:17Yes, thank you!
00:19That was actually very impressive.
00:21That was impressive.
00:22Escape the adversized world and just let loose, have fun,
00:25and kind of just feel normal for once.
00:27Let's have a party.
00:28Yay!
00:32I've heard I'm a pretty good kisser. What about you?
00:35I've never had complaints.
00:36Okay. Neither have I, so...
00:39Sammy and I are keeping a little bit of a secret.
00:42Sammy came out to play golf with me, and we hooked up.
00:46The whole thing with Sammy and I has been going on for about a year.
00:49My feelings for him are pretty strong.
00:51I just want to set some crown rules, everyone has fun, no one gets hurt.
00:55We don't have a label on it.
00:56I hope you're not going to get mad at me for flirting with other people in the house.
01:00Just be respectful about it.
01:02And keep that in mind.
01:03Krista, you okay with saving the sake for when we have a little nice sushi date night?
01:09Please.
01:09Did he just ask me out on a date?
01:11Sure sounds like it.
01:12We just wanted to, like, hang out with our friends, so we're here for a vacation.
01:16Yeah.
01:17What's up, boys? How are you guys doing?
01:19Why is it alright for Sammy to flirt with Krista in front of me, but I'm not allowed to flirt
01:23with a random guy at a bar?
01:24I'm so mad at you.
01:25Why do you act like I don't respect you?
01:27Because you don't.
01:28Yes, I do.
01:30I hate this so much.
01:33I'm done.
01:34Okay.
01:36Okay.
01:37Cool.
02:11Oh, my God.
02:13I'm so hungover.
02:31What happened?
02:34I was telling you last night, you just knocked on the couch.
02:39Yeah.
02:40Last night at Red Barn, Sam and Stephanie were mad at each other.
02:43I wanted to know what the heck was going on.
02:46And finally, after enough pressing, he told me, what an idiot.
02:52So will you finally just admit with me what the happened
02:57with you and her?
02:59I've never had sex with her.
03:01We've done everything except, I swear, I've never had sex with her.
03:07Bert!
03:07No!
03:08Can you help?
03:09No.
03:10Come on.
03:12Oh, I'm sorry.
03:13Am I interrupting?
03:15No, you're good.
03:16OK.
03:16Then we need you help.
03:18Yes.
03:20I need to know exactly what happened with you and Steph.
03:22Well, so I flew to Houston.
03:24The plan was just to golf and have a good time.
03:28And she lives on a golf course.
03:29We were naked in the pool.
03:31I was yelling for, but not for the golf reason.
03:34Why would you yell for?
03:36You asked for details.
03:37I'm giving you details.
03:38I'm just, like, curious how far along you are.
03:40Just look.
03:43Someone give me a cliff.
03:45I don't think there were strings attached.
03:51Have you ever expressed to her that you do like her more than a friend?
03:56I don't think I've ever said it's over.
03:58Clearly you guys are not on the same wavelength.
04:02I think showing any feeling to another woman right in front of her.
04:07I don't think Steph is going to love that.
04:09I realize that now.
04:10Because she wants love.
04:11Yeah.
04:11And that's all being real right now.
04:13And if I can't be 100% for that, it's not going to work out.
04:17Why wouldn't you hand me any heads up before we all got into this house?
04:21Hey, dude.
04:22Might have hooked up with one of our closest friends who's also coming on this vacation.
04:26After my accident, like, I have a second chance at life.
04:29And I'm, like, literally right now, it's confusing.
04:31I'm confused myself.
04:32In the moment, I wasn't thinking.
04:35But, like, I see where I messed up and I want to be better.
04:40I'm going to figure it out.
04:43I think for the rest of the vacation, you just kind of, you be there for her as her friend.
04:49But you don't show any more affection than you already have.
04:53You need to figure it out.
04:54I am a frozen banana in a blender.
04:57And it's just, yeah, just going around in circles.
05:01And then Anna needs to get chopped.
05:07Oh, why do they have to do it?
05:10This makes our friend group so weird.
05:16Like, why?
05:17Why do you guys got to ruin a perfect friend group to pleasure each other for probably a couple seconds?
05:25It pisses me off because this was supposed to be nothing but a fun time.
05:38All right, I'm just going to grab my shoes and then I will be ready to go.
05:45How long do you think you guys will be?
05:47I don't know.
05:48I feel like you guys are looking a certain way for the gym.
05:51You guys aren't just there to work out.
05:52Yeah, there's probably men there.
05:53Yeah.
05:54So you're driving there.
05:56Yeah.
05:57Oh, so wait, wait, wait.
05:58How are we getting to the tailor?
06:00Rideshare.
06:00Is there only one car?
06:01I'm annoyed.
06:02I was the SUV guy.
06:04Uh-huh.
06:05To start the day, Krista, Sammy, and I are going to get some clothes altered while Steph and
06:10JJ go find some beautiful fitness guys at the gym.
06:14Hope you don't get wifed up too quick.
06:16Oh, we will.
06:21This thing is massive.
06:22I love it.
06:24I don't know if I need this many pillows, but I grabbed them all just in case.
06:34Yeah, lift gate glass open?
06:38Lift gate.
06:39What?
06:41We'll let you know when it turns off.
06:46Oh.
06:48You're good.
06:49Yes!
06:51Strong, independent women.
06:53Look at that.
06:54We don't need a man.
06:55Exactly.
06:56Don't need no man.
06:57No, seriously.
06:59I obviously never want to fight with any of my friends, but I obviously never want to
07:05fight with Sammy.
07:06I wish we didn't get into an argument, and I think my feelings just got the best of me.
07:11Oh my God, is this the first time we're hanging out, just the two of us?
07:14It is.
07:14Without the boys.
07:15Without the boys, especially.
07:17Because they talk a mile a minute.
07:19Oh my God.
07:19I love them.
07:21I don't want to include Krista in my messy situation until I'm able to figure out where
07:26my head's at.
07:27So I just wanted some one-on-one time with JJ to get some advice.
07:31No hard feelings or anything like that.
07:34How long do you usually work out for?
07:36Two hours, but I'm assuming you're not doing that.
07:39Okay.
07:39My gym routine is, like, I'll stretch, and then I'll do weights, but I love kickboxing.
07:47Being a little person and working out in the gym, it's hard, because the machines are
07:51not built for our height.
07:52It's even hard, though, doing stuff on the treadmill, because buttons are extremely high,
07:59and I have to, like, jump to, like, hit the start button.
08:02And what happens if you need to stop the machine and you can't?
08:07Peace out.
08:10Oh, I think it's over here.
08:13Oh, the gym looks cool, though.
08:14Oh, nice!
08:25All right, where to?
08:26That way.
08:26This way?
08:27Yes.
08:28Have you seen me slouching?
08:29Yell at me.
08:30Because I, like, I do that.
08:31I do that, too.
08:32It's like...
08:40What about the guy in that pink shirt?
08:41Mm-hmm.
08:42He's cute.
08:43Oh, and the one over there, too.
08:45There's so many!
08:48How you doing?
08:49I'm one of the trainers here, Victor.
08:50Hi, Victor.
08:51Hi, Stephanie.
08:52Nice to meet you.
08:53This man is beefy.
08:55Like, whoa.
08:57Like, his muscles have muscles.
08:59And his muscles, muscles have muscles, muscles.
09:03Oh, that's right.
09:05Oh, thank you.
09:06Whoa!
09:07Yeah, okay.
09:09Sorry, you're making me nervous.
09:11Are you single?
09:12No.
09:13You're not?
09:14No.
09:14I am single as a Pringle, and I have been celibate for about four years.
09:20The men out there, it's rough.
09:23And I don't need to be with a guy to have an orgasm, so...
09:29It's always the good-looking guys.
09:30We're always taken.
09:31Oh.
09:31We'll see if I can even do it.
09:34Yeah.
09:34Oh, yes, I can.
09:34Yeah, you can.
09:34You can?
09:35I've never seen any little people work out before, but I was surprised at how strong they
09:41were.
09:42Nice.
09:43Especially when she was doing the chest press.
09:45Adorable.
09:45They were good.
09:46They were very cute.
09:55I don't know.
09:56I don't know.
09:59Uh, Sammy's just pissing me off, but...
10:03Yeah, why?
10:03We kind of have a thing.
10:06Had a thing.
10:06I don't even know.
10:08Wait, what?
10:10Yes?
10:10I did not know that.
10:12Yeah.
10:13Okay.
10:14And we had a full conversation about it, and I'm like, you can do what you want.
10:18I don't care, but it's like, there's, it's respect.
10:21Mm-hmm.
10:21Like, and as someone who has been my friend for a decade, that should come first no matter
10:26what.
10:27And then it's like, we literally had that conversation, and then he went and like, did the opposite
10:30with Krista.
10:32And I was like, cool.
10:34Mm-hmm.
10:35So glad you care about me.
10:36After everything, like, we've been through, I've been there for you, like, it should be
10:40mutual, and it's not.
10:42I'm really surprised because I see Sammy flirting with Krista.
10:46Now that I know this is a secret thing between Steph and Sammy, it's not okay.
10:53And I don't want anybody to be fighting or feeling upset.
10:56We're here on vacation.
10:57I just want to have fun.
11:00Does Krista know?
11:01I don't think so, and like, I don't want her to.
11:03I don't want to get in the way of anything for her.
11:06It feels so much better to hear about it.
11:09Have fun and do what you want to do.
11:11Yes.
11:12Honestly.
11:12Yeah.
11:13If Sammy was at a place in his life where he was emotionally available, he could be my
11:18person.
11:20We do get along so well.
11:21There is chemistry there.
11:22We do really care about each other.
11:24So now having to question that is, I think, the hardest part of all of it.
11:29How do you want to handle, like, the whole situation?
11:31I don't know.
11:32I think, like, he knows I'm upset.
11:34It's like, you're not doing anything about it.
11:37Like, at this point, I want him on his own to, like, man up and have a conversation and
11:42be like, hey, what's going on?
11:43What are you going to do if he doesn't talk to you?
11:46I don't think I can hold him in.
11:48At that point, I'm going to flip out on him.
11:49I'm like...
11:50Yeah.
11:50At this point, if you're going to sit here and act like nothing happened, I will lose
11:54my .
11:59What up, y'all?
12:02Rista's into Anthony, but she's also into Sammy, who's very into Krista.
12:09I'll just watch and see what happens.
12:12I was a man.
12:12I was in the man category.
12:13Yeah.
12:14That was a good thing.
12:15Seeing Krista and Anthony flirting kind of makes me feel a little bit defeated.
12:20I'm like a little bird.
12:23I see my other mouse.
12:24What?
12:25Why?
12:26Why do you want to know why I'm sleeping?
12:29Just so I know.
12:30No, thank you.
12:32I'm no one's backup option.
12:48We all ready?
12:50All right, guys.
12:51Hey.
12:51I'm ready to go.
12:52Let's go.
12:54Oh, this is going to be fun.
12:55I've never actually gone to a tailor with other little people.
12:58I normally just go by myself.
13:00You want me to carry something for you?
13:01Please do.
13:01Yeah, you want me to get here?
13:03I'll hold this, because we're walking.
13:04I know.
13:04I have like a million clothes.
13:06Holy crap.
13:06You brought yourself.
13:09You're up in the front.
13:12Hello.
13:14Going to Lily's Tailors?
13:16Yes.
13:18I purchased a bunch of clothes right before this vacation, but unfortunately, for people
13:22like myself, we can't just grab clothes off the rack and wear them.
13:25We need to get them tailored.
13:26We have a bunch of clothes, too.
13:30Typical week for us.
13:31Yeah, I'd say I had to them like once a month.
13:34Yeah, at least.
13:34I had to get my clothes all tailored.
13:35Anytime I'm going to go shopping, which I did a lot of shopping for, or vacation.
13:39Yeah.
13:39I have clothes with tags on them still, so.
13:41Me too.
13:42All my dresses, tags.
13:43I actually just pulled them off in my room.
13:45And I'm like, okay, I don't want them to see the price tag on this.
13:48Him and I shop for clothes together all the time.
13:50Right to the kids' section, wherever we go.
13:52There's a bunch of trendy clothing for kids that doesn't have a race car on it or something.
13:57What all did you guys bring to be tailored?
14:00I brought a lot of shorts because they look like pants at the moment.
14:03Of course.
14:04Well, when it comes to our feet, I mean, they're very big.
14:08Even my underwear are men's.
14:10They're not men's smalls.
14:11We have big .
14:13We do.
14:15I've got dresses, pants.
14:17Yeah, I have two pairs of pants and one dress shirt that's literally perfect for Palm Springs.
14:23Yeah.
14:24I'm pumped for it.
14:26I'm pumped to see your reaction, actually.
14:28Well, maybe on our date.
14:29Oh-ho.
14:31We're gonna go get the three S's.
14:33Saki, sushi, and Sammy.
14:35Hopefully the three S's become your new favorite thing, so.
14:41Thank you, sir.
14:42Five stars.
14:43Drive safe out there.
14:48Of course.
14:53Oh, yeah.
14:54Let's do this.
14:55Hello, hello.
14:57Hi.
14:58How are you?
14:59We have clothes that we need to get tailored.
15:01How are you?
15:01Really good.
15:02Yeah, we have a lot of clothes.
15:04Yeah, so.
15:05Okay.
15:06I have two rooms.
15:07Yeah.
15:08One over there.
15:09Yeah, please.
15:10Yeah, it's fine.
15:11Hop in.
15:12I'm just wearing underwear, so.
15:13I've been close with him a few times.
15:15Yeah, we're comfortable with each other.
15:19It's my first time working with the little people, and I'm excited.
15:22My waist is small, but my butt's big.
15:25They had that same problem than me, because I'm a little short.
15:29Usually I just bunch them up, but I'm so tired of doing that.
15:32Are you able to bring up the sleeves, like, two inches?
15:36Two inches?
15:36It's more than two inches.
15:37Oh, I don't know my inches that well, so.
15:39I know I'm four foot one, though.
15:42You look like Crocodile Andy.
15:43All right, that's a compliment, not an insult.
15:46You want to tighten the biceps a little bit, so you can actually, like, have muscles.
15:50Dude, I would describe your style as, like, maybe a 45-year-old man going through a divorce.
15:56I would consider your style a hipster who wants to look like his mother in the 80s.
16:05Maybe make it a little tighter, because I like showing my biceps, unlike the other guy.
16:12So this one, it's too tight.
16:15Okay, fine.
16:16Let me see your dress, your pretty dress.
16:18Okay.
16:19For your birthday party, you're definitely going to look the best, as you should, and you kind of always do,
16:25so.
16:26I'm excited to see you guys in suits.
16:28The gang is all throwing me a party.
16:32It's going to be say goodbye to your 20s, great Gatsby style.
16:35And because I didn't grow up around the little people community, I've never partied with just other little people before.
16:42Like, when I go to parties with, you know, average height people, it's almost like everyone's booty is in my
16:49face.
16:50Like, I don't want to dance with all of them.
16:52It would just be really nice to dance with friends face to face.
16:56I may have a sparkly shirt like this that I'm going to wear underneath.
16:59Okay.
16:59Just for you.
17:00You're always trying to match me, I love that.
17:02Maybe I'm trying to match you on purpose.
17:04Oh, okay.
17:05It feels like you have the memory of a goldfish.
17:08You literally just told me this morning you were going to cool it on the Flirtin' with Christa.
17:12I would say more of like a very hyper dog.
17:16Squirrel.
17:19It's not too much though?
17:20I don't think so.
17:21That's all that matters.
17:22Okay.
17:23That makes me happy.
17:27Okay.
17:34Bye.
17:36Have a good one, sir.
17:36No, I'm going to touch with you guys.
17:47this might not even work
17:53mother fricker
18:08I just don't take them all down
18:13you guys want to hang out by the pool
18:14yeah the backyard is the best farm
18:17it is also I put a bunch of sunscreen
18:18out there for everyone to use
18:20don't want anyone getting burnt
18:25I'm actually going to use the restroom
18:27I'll be right back
18:28aww you have a weak bladder
18:30no I have
18:31can we order a bidet
18:33you guys are inviting a friend this evening
18:36I don't know
18:37have you guys heard from Anthony
18:38I'm still waiting to hear back from him
18:40oh really
18:41I haven't heard back from him yet
18:42is that a good thing or a bad thing
18:44do you think he's ghosting you
18:45I don't know
18:46I met Anthony earlier this year
18:49at the annual Little People of America
18:51convention
18:52convention he took one look at me
18:54and swooped right in
18:56and after that
18:58I couldn't get away from him
19:00oh that sounds so bad
19:02but it's true
19:03he's just one of those people
19:04you can't help get excited
19:05when you're around him
19:06because he's just excited
19:07I know that's how I felt
19:08when I first met him
19:09he was like jumping around
19:10like a little jump at me
19:11and I'm like oh okay
19:13Anthony lives near Palm Springs
19:15and I really like him
19:17but some guys are just out for one thing
19:20so at the LPA
19:21as I'm walking to the bathroom
19:23I pass stuff
19:24and she gave me the okay on Anthony
19:27I told him that I'd be free for a date
19:30but I haven't heard back from him yet
19:31so is that a sign for me then?
19:34I'm not giving any hints or anything
19:37oh okay
19:39I've met Anthony a couple times
19:41at the Little People convention
19:42never really hung out with him
19:44so I really don't know
19:46who's more suitable for Krista
19:47Anthony or me?
19:48my answer would be me
19:50because who wouldn't want this?
19:53I need some lotion
19:55try that
19:56can I ever help you?
19:57if you want
20:00here ready?
20:01you do it
20:01alright
20:01let's see
20:02I won't do much
20:04do you want it on your feet too?
20:07like this one
20:07alright
20:08I thought it was actual
20:09whipped cream
20:10so I licked it
20:11oh it really is so pretty
20:14I love it
20:17my interest in Sammy has grown
20:19but I'm also curious to see
20:22where things could go with Anthony too
20:24they both have different qualities
20:26but I definitely am interested in both of them
20:29you use my left hand though
20:31that's a lot
20:33wow it is nice and creamy
20:36you eat a little toast
20:37hey
20:40you're gonna be a vampire
20:41you're gonna glitter
20:43I feel bad with this whole situation with Krista
20:45because Krista doesn't know about me and Sammy
20:47and I can't blame her for it
20:49and she's also like never been with another little person
20:52and I want that for her
20:53like I want her to get everything out of this vacation
20:57but it's also hard not to let it bother me
21:01holy
21:01gosh how do I rub it all in?
21:03I don't know
21:04it's just so much
21:04harder
21:05rub it harder
21:07when Steph likes a guy
21:09she lets her full heart out
21:11Sammy needs to understand
21:13this isn't just a quick hookup
21:15you open this can of worms
21:16you're gonna have to deal with it
21:18it's like I'm waxing a car
21:20wax on, wax off
21:21just don't lick it
21:23hey
21:24if it was a car
21:25it's like a Ferrari
21:26I'm waxing
21:27it's perfect
21:31is the hot tub still on?
21:32like hot?
21:33oh wow
21:34was it dead?
21:35no
21:36Steph is this a new playlist or?
21:38yeah
21:39new playlist
21:39I just came up with
21:41do you want anything by the way?
21:42like a water drink?
21:44um
21:44I'll go get it for you
21:45if you want something
21:47I want some juice
21:48some orange juice
21:48oh yeah sorry
21:49you want some ice in it?
21:50yeah
21:51oh yeah I'll go get it
21:52okay
21:52do you want to go in the hot tub?
21:54yeah
21:58I think you need to have a conversation
22:00with somebody outside
22:02you need to work on that brother
22:05you rubbed another girl's leg
22:07right in front of her
22:08I don't want to talk about this right now
22:09yeah I don't think you ever want to talk about it
22:11well I don't want to talk about it
22:12because I want us to have a good night
22:14and a good vacation
22:15you can always speak about it
22:16and I'll speak about anything
22:17alright
22:17we'll figure it out
22:19I haven't figured it out
22:20I think you gotta
22:21whatever you say brother
22:22just keep avoiding it
22:24the last thing I want to do
22:26is hurt Steph
22:26but at the same time
22:28I have to live my life
22:29I'm 26 years old
22:31I'm having fun
22:32we're on vacation
22:34who wouldn't want to
22:35help a girl out
22:37by rubbing lotion on them
22:38when they give you permission to?
22:40Chris uh
22:41just some OJ
22:42put some ice in it
22:44I didn't know if you wanted it
22:45thank you
22:46of course
22:46welcome
22:52it's a full moon
22:53it is
22:54so that means it's gonna get freaky
22:55freaky
22:56freaky
22:56what up y'all
22:59thank you
23:01what is he doing here?
23:03Krista has never dated
23:05a little person man
23:06she's expressed interest in it
23:08we're just trying to speed up
23:09the inevitable
23:09and play a little matchmaker
23:22right now
23:23I have the hairiest ankles ever
23:25I want to look clean
23:26for the party
23:27it's gonna be a lot of fun
23:28I am a little bit nervous
23:30though if
23:31new people come
23:32cause
23:32I don't wear
23:33shorts that often
23:35and like
23:35is it like a
23:37good thing?
23:37bad thing?
23:38it's weird when
23:39I wax
23:39like I did not used to have
23:41well I brought wax
23:41if you want to wax
23:43my ankles
23:44I'm down
23:47I hate my hairy ankles
23:48I look like a hobbit
23:49climbing Mordor
23:51let's wax your ankles
23:52wait actually
23:53I want to
23:54let's do it
24:08hey what's up superstar
24:10hey stranger
24:10how are ya?
24:11I'm doing good
24:12welcome to the desert
24:13thank you
24:15I've known Anthony
24:16since I was 14
24:17it's one of those
24:18like friendships
24:19at the little people
24:20of America convention
24:21where you see each other
24:22you're friendly
24:22like very nice
24:23just a very very good
24:25person
24:26I wanted to see
24:27if maybe you would
24:28want to come hang out
24:29I appreciate that
24:30would love to stop by
24:31and see the whole crew
24:32and Krista
24:34is here too
24:35Krista has never
24:37dated a little person man
24:39she's expressed interest in it
24:40she's expressed interest
24:41in Anthony
24:43she thinks he's great
24:44we're just trying to
24:45speed up the inevitable
24:46and help the process
24:47and play a little matchmaker
24:48now I look forward
24:50to seeing you all
24:50perfect I can't wait
24:51to see you
24:52take care
24:52bye Anthony
24:53see you soon
24:57oh okay yeah
24:58it actually is super hairy
24:59I am so excited
25:02oh you know the technique
25:04oh boy
25:05yeah I've done the bikini ones
25:06okay
25:06okay
25:07ready
25:08five
25:09four
25:09three
25:10ah
25:11ah
25:12ah
25:13I did such a good job
25:14ah
25:15oh my god
25:17you're a hairless cat bro
25:21my favorite memory
25:23is when he used hot wax
25:26to remove hair
25:27off of my butthole
25:28it was the worst decision
25:30of my life
25:31I didn't tear off the wax
25:33in time
25:34yeah
25:35it is
25:35the wax hard
25:36on my butt
25:37his butt cheeks
25:38were glued together
25:39his face was
25:40an inch
25:41from my butt
25:47I'm actually fine if I have hairy legs
25:49I mean serious
25:50I'm good
25:50I look like a naked mole rat
25:53and then I look like a grizzly bear
25:56it actually feels really smooth
25:57don't feel my legs
25:59it feels smooth
26:00and I hate how you do it
26:01with the eye contact and stuff
26:03I don't like it
26:05we're done
26:07I'll see you guys later
26:08at least I'm more aerodynamic now
26:17it's a full moon
26:18it is
26:19so the piece is gonna get freaky
26:20freaky
26:28no way
26:29no way
26:31no
26:33no
26:34dude how you doing
26:35dude
26:36you guys are treating it right huh
26:38bro this place is a lot warmer than Canada
26:40yeah we started
26:41it's like the evening now
26:42I thought chef called me by mistake
26:44bro
26:44he never returns my calls
26:45but you guys call
26:46so I gotta come back
26:47you know we gotta have some fun
26:48forever
26:48it's cool huh
26:49he makes out with everyone at LCA
26:51I'm just a good kisser
26:52I'm a make out for at LCA
26:53I will be the main one
26:54I'm just a good kisser
26:56and I like sharing my talent
26:57okay
26:58I'm just sharing
26:59sharing his character
27:00yeah it really is
27:01I'm so happy to see you
27:03yeah man it's awesome to see you bro
27:08what up y'all
27:10oh my god
27:13I haven't seen him in a lot
27:15right
27:17that's a spicy jacuzzi right there
27:26I'm excited but confused
27:28how is he here right now
27:31last time we seen each other
27:32was a jacuzzi too right
27:34how are you
27:34you look great
27:35what's going on
27:35you good all right
27:36all right
27:37all right
27:37so from what I know
27:39Chris is into Anthony
27:41but she's also into Sammy
27:43who's very into Krista
27:45and then you throw Steph into the mix
27:49who's clearly into Sammy
27:52but knows that Krista's into Anthony
27:55and that's why Stephanie invited Anthony
27:57so that Krista wouldn't be as into Sammy
28:00who Stephanie's into
28:03whoa
28:05and I thought we were just going to hang out and laugh as friends
28:08but now it feels like a love triangle squares
28:12I'll just watch and see what happens
28:29dang so this is you guys huh
28:30you like a house
28:31we're set I love it
28:32we got the fireplace
28:33we got the jacuzzi a little bit
28:34a little bit
28:36yeah if you guys want something
28:37I know you guys are in here
28:37I'll go pour it
28:38what do you guys want
28:39you guys champagne
28:40shots
28:41should we do a little
28:42should we do a little
28:43should we do a little
28:45okay cool let's do it
28:46all right
28:46I want it
28:48I'm going to be Anthony
28:49over to surprise you
28:50that was a nice surprise
28:52I was hoping you would think too
28:53it is a good surprise
28:55I just like to be prepared
28:56for things like that
28:57like you know
28:58a guy shows up
29:00that you're interested in
29:02maybe I didn't want him
29:03to see me half naked
29:04in a bikini
29:05maybe I didn't want him
29:06to see me like that
29:07you know
29:07and bam
29:08there he is
29:09I don't have a choice now
29:10I want to be
29:12the fun girl tonight
29:14I'll take you on
29:16the ride of your life
29:17who wants to take a shot
29:19closer we're getting closer
29:20how are we going to do this
29:21one
29:23yeah
29:25you're a good boy setter
29:26you know you gave me my
29:26first sip of alcoholic convention
29:28are you serious?
29:29uh-huh
29:31JJ
29:32yeah
29:34so Anthony
29:35I wasn't expecting him
29:36to walk in
29:37I wasn't either
29:38I was not either
29:39I was wondering why
29:40Steph didn't say anything
29:41about it
29:42I like Anthony
29:43he's so cool
29:44no he's sweet
29:45yeah he is
29:45like last time I saw him
29:46was like years years years back
29:47but he's a good guy
29:48okay
29:49yeah
29:49so were you interested
29:50too in him or
29:51I don't know
29:52cause he was interested in me
29:53and then Sammy
29:54and then Sammy just asked me
29:55on a date
29:55girl
29:57live
29:57okay
29:58no live
29:59I'm just nervous
30:00from all the stories
30:01that you guys like
30:03talk about men
30:04in the community
30:04like
30:05the thing is
30:07you know who you are
30:08as a person
30:09you have the full control
30:11right
30:11they chase you
30:12you don't chase them
30:13okay
30:14the egg doesn't swim
30:15to the sperm
30:16right
30:17the sperm
30:18swims to the egg
30:19exactly
30:19I've just heard rumors
30:21that the men
30:22in the LP community
30:23they get around
30:24and right now
30:26in the LP community
30:28I have a pretty
30:29clean slate
30:30so I don't want
30:32to really
30:33jeopardize that
30:34or mess it up
30:35cheers
30:36cheers guys
30:36love you all
30:38it's only the beginning
30:39so
30:39let's keep it going
30:40cheers
30:41woo
30:42alright we're gonna do
30:43flip cup
30:44oh
30:44come on to this
30:46yeah
30:46hmm
30:48they haven't missed
30:51oh come on John
30:52oh
30:55get it get it
30:57there it is
30:58yes
30:59how
30:59get it get it
31:01yes
31:02oh my god
31:03they're just on
31:05yes
31:07good rubber
31:08oh
31:09you clutched that
31:11you clutched that
31:11you were good
31:12I did
31:12hey for your first time
31:14you're natural
31:14alright
31:17I want to like
31:18go outside
31:19I'll go check out
31:19the fire
31:19okay
31:20yeah
31:20I've been wanting
31:21to check out the fire
31:22oh you want to check out the fire
31:27want to sit close
31:28yeah thank you
31:29have a go
31:29mmhmm
31:30closer to the fire
31:31the better
31:32yes
31:36are you worried
31:37about something
31:38no
31:38I heard something
31:39so
31:41clearly Sammy's butt hurt
31:42that Krista's having a great time with Anthony
31:44and it's so pathetic
31:47I feel like we kind of hit it off in San Diego a little bit
31:50I know you were busy
31:51I know I was really busy
31:52I'm sorry
31:53I mean I don't know if you were busy
31:54like after LPA
31:55because
31:56yeah
31:56I showed interest
31:57I just didn't
31:58I don't know
31:58I just felt like
31:59is she interested in me too
32:01that's where I kind of was at
32:02to be honest with you
32:04I've known Krista a couple months
32:05from LPA
32:06I definitely thought she was pretty
32:07she stood out
32:09we got to hang out
32:10but she was busy
32:11we've kept in touch a little bit
32:12but now that we both have time
32:13I think it'll be kind of exciting
32:15we'll see where it goes
32:16to be honest with you
32:18like
32:18I told everyone while I was at the LPA
32:20that I was just looking for friends
32:22okay
32:23I think I gave you your space
32:24I don't know
32:25yeah you definitely did
32:26I did that
32:27I appreciate that
32:28because I got approached a lot
32:29while I was there
32:29you got approached a lot in LPA
32:30and real life
32:31yeah
32:31both right
32:32yes that is true
32:34to get me
32:36you have to be
32:37attentive
32:38funny
32:38be confident
32:39be good looking
32:40have a job
32:41like giving gifts
32:42be close with his family
32:44especially his mother
32:45be active
32:46love to travel
32:47because I love to travel
32:48animal lover
32:50he has to be well endowed
32:53of course
32:54I've never even interacted
32:56or like
32:57met face to face
32:58with LP men
33:00like that was my first time
33:01so like
33:02you were
33:03one of the first LP men
33:04that I've ever interacted with
33:06that's cool
33:07I mean
33:07I usually
33:08just called a boy
33:09so I was a man
33:10I was in the man category
33:11that was a good thing
33:12yeah yeah
33:13I was just kind of wondering
33:14if you were interested
33:15in maybe like
33:15go out like
33:15on like a proper date
33:19if you're asking me out
33:21then of course
33:22yeah
33:22yeah I mean
33:23if you're interested in me
33:23that would be awesome
33:24to go out
33:26I would let Anthony
33:28be my first
33:29like LP date
33:31first LP kiss
33:34he's neck and neck
33:35with Sammy
33:36so the race is on
33:37to see who can organize
33:39the date first
33:40I am looking at the flames
33:42in the reflection
33:43do you see something else
33:45for what
33:46like no though
33:47there's like flames
33:49chandelier
33:52seeing Krista and Anthony
33:54flirting and having a great time
33:55kind of makes me feel
33:57a little bit defeated
33:58Krista is falling
33:59for someone else
34:00it's like
34:01okay
34:02I lost this battle
34:03I want to unwind
34:05with wine
34:05I'm with you guys
34:06on that one
34:06unwind
34:07relax
34:08oh yeah
34:12I'm like a little bird
34:13I'm a master
34:14I'd say I'm a mouse
34:16what?
34:17so like you don't
34:18you don't really want to
34:19why do you want to know
34:20where I'm sleeping?
34:21just so I know
34:23it's so annoying
34:25seeing how
34:26Sammy's acting
34:27over Krista and Anthony
34:29oh you're all of a sudden
34:30sad about Krista
34:31and you think now
34:31you want to know
34:32what I'm doing
34:33no thank you
34:35I'm no one's
34:35backup option
34:37where are you sleeping
34:39right?
34:41wherever my
34:42heart takes me
34:44that's
34:44I love that for you
34:50how many times
34:51do I have to say
34:51I'm sorry
34:51I'm getting mixed signals
34:53and I just
34:55want to get straight
34:55to the point
34:56I hate feeling
34:57this insecure
34:58what is going
35:00on right now?
35:06thanks for the invite
35:07tonight y'all
35:08catch up with you
35:09thank you so much
35:09for coming
35:10yeah good to see you
35:10good to see you
35:11good to see you
35:11so good to see you
35:12Chris we'll be
35:12capping up
35:15Anthony
35:16he is so attentive
35:17he is a gentleman
35:20appreciate it y'all
35:20thanks for the invite
35:21I just have never
35:23dated an LP man
35:24before because
35:25I've never
35:25gotten the chance
35:26and now I finally
35:27do
35:28bye
35:29that was a lot of fun
35:31that was a nice
35:31surprise
35:33okay now I'm tired
35:37goodnight
35:46come in
35:47I guess
35:52even though
35:53Sammy's been
35:54pouting over
35:55Krista all night
35:58I guess
35:59old habits die
36:00hard
36:00come over here
36:04can you just
36:05actually
36:06no actually
36:07I feel like
36:09we ordered
36:09this same
36:10shit
36:10good job
36:18okay
36:18okay
36:24me being
36:26an asshole
36:27a player
36:28I know
36:29I'm confused
36:29what is affecting
36:31you I see
36:32we have to clear
36:33there
36:34there's just
36:34too many
36:35boundaries
36:35that we've
36:36already crossed
36:37because
36:39based off our
36:40conversation
36:40on day one
36:41I'm getting
36:42mixed signals
36:43and I just
36:44want to get
36:45straight to the
36:46point and figure
36:47out what is
36:47happening
36:48it's a fact
36:49you're sitting here
36:50and trying to say
36:52hold the brakes
36:53as if I'm
36:54expecting
36:54so much
36:56from you
36:56you're making
36:57it worse
36:59all I want to do
37:00is I come with you
37:02in bed
37:02and like
37:02and I hate this
37:04hate feeling this
37:06insecure
37:06what is going on
37:09what is going on
37:09right now
37:09it's not
37:10between us
37:11it's between
37:12them two
37:14after reading
37:15me out
37:15for the first
37:15time
37:15this is my
37:17opportunity
37:17to redefine
37:18friendship
37:19death
37:19I don't
37:20love this
37:22all I'm like
37:22is like
37:23you
37:25don't
37:25disrescribe me
37:26if you're not
37:27going to admit
37:27your mistakes
37:28up
37:30are they hooking up
37:31it's complicated
37:33you rub in motion
37:34on Krista's legs
37:35and be like
37:35let's go on a date
37:36with finally
37:37my sunscreen
37:38did y'all know
37:40come on
37:41you didn't know
37:42I just found out
37:43last night
37:44dude like
37:45I'm innocent
37:45like I know
37:46I know
37:47I feel conflicted
37:49because
37:49this is not
37:51my place
37:53to tell Krista
37:54what I know
37:56it's not my fault
37:57that Sammy
37:59is pursuing me
38:01but I am
38:02very nervous
38:02that
38:04something bad
38:04is going to
38:05come out of this
38:07how many times
38:08are at the same
38:09sorry
38:10you are my best friend
38:14I just don't want
38:15to be turned
38:16into the villain
38:16like
38:17you're not a villain
38:18okay
38:19I'm done
38:20alright
38:20goodnight
38:21goodnight
38:22love you
38:23cool
38:24I'll sleep
38:25in your bed
38:29hi
38:40hi
38:55I don't understand a goddamn thing about any of it.
38:59What happened?
39:02He's literally like, oh, I have a lotion on your legs,
39:04and that's why you're pissed off.
39:06Go yourself.
39:07There are these feelings that clearly neither of us
39:11knows how to manage,
39:12and obviously there's, like, a pride to it.
39:18I think I'm just really hurt.
39:20I have a serious issue.
39:23You can figure it out.
39:24You can figure it out.
39:25All of this will be miserable for all of us.
39:29I mean, can't figure it out.
39:31I'm so sorry.
39:33I had all my days.
39:34I know, I know, I know.
39:35And this is not for a single second about, like,
39:38you didn't do anything.
39:40You did nothing.
39:41Yeah.
39:43I've obviously been inserted into a love triangle
39:46that I never asked to be involved in.
39:49I wish I could have told you from, like, day one, minute one.
39:54You did nothing.
39:55It's not me.
39:56I'm like, this is not me at all.
39:59I'm not this person that just cries and yells.
40:01You have feelings and install it, dude.
40:03This whole situation is very confusing to me.
40:07Why did Sammy ask me out if he's involved with Steph?
40:11I don't understand.
40:14I'm ready to do something on her right now.
40:20When you guys go to the grocery store,
40:22have you ever brought a step stool with you?
40:25I've never been grocery shopping before.
40:27I mean, honestly, you could try to climb one thing if you want.
40:31What if it knocks over?
40:33It won't, it won't.
40:34Here, here, let's go, let's go.
40:35Here, I'll climb first.
40:36I promise you.
40:37Oh, my God.
40:43Oh, my God.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:45Oh, I just blew my thing.
40:47Why the hell did you do that?
40:49I'm trying not to push any boundaries with Steph.
40:52Hey.
40:52Oh, my God.
40:54Eddie's here.
40:55Oh.
40:57Happy birthday.
40:58Hi.
40:58How are you?
40:59Eddie and I kissed, but he was telling people that we were having sex.
41:03We weren't.
41:07Yeah, hold the ball.
41:08Make that look pretty.
41:09I don't know what to think about, like, how things are gonna go from here.
41:14There's still a little bit of hope that there's something there.
41:17Try it.
41:27Holy .
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