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Little Singles Season 1 Episode 3
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00:00You okay?
00:01I don't know.
00:03Uh, Sammy's just pissing me off.
00:05Why?
00:06We kind of have a thing, had a thing.
00:08I don't even know.
00:10He could be my person, so now having to question that
00:14is, I think, the hardest part of all of it.
00:16For your birthday party, you're definitely gonna look the best.
00:19As you should and you kind of always do.
00:22The gang is all throwing me a party,
00:25but I've never partied with just other little people before.
00:30You want to sit close?
00:31Yeah, thank you.
00:31There we go?
00:32Mm-hmm.
00:34Seeing Krista and Anthony flirting and having a great time
00:37kind of makes me feel a little bit defeated.
00:40I need some lotion.
00:41Do you want me to ever help you?
00:43Do you need a little toast, too?
00:45What?
00:46No, I'm gonna be laughing you up.
00:47By the way, my son's screaming.
00:50Are they hooking up?
00:51It's complicated.
00:53You guys have some serious issues in the playground,
00:56and then, you know, all of this will just be miserable for all of us.
01:02Right?
01:02It's something right now.
01:03There are these feelings that clearly neither of us knows how to manage,
01:09but I think I'm just really hurt.
01:23You don't have to stick around because you feel bad for me.
01:30I can do this on my own eventually.
01:37There's only so much I can handle from you, from you.
01:44Late last night after I talked to the girls, I went back to my own bed,
01:48and Sammy came in and apologized.
01:55Where are you going?
01:58Sorry.
02:01But you feel any type of way?
02:04And I don't like see you sad.
02:06I know.
02:06But I'm on my surprise friends.
02:08Just come here, please.
02:12I'm sorry.
02:15Why am I being stupid?
02:18After Sammy's apology, nothing happened.
02:20And we didn't even cuddle because he farted.
02:23But I appreciated Sammy staying until I fell asleep.
02:28I don't think Sammy understands how much he hurt me.
02:32And I don't know what to think about
02:34like how things are gonna go from here.
02:38I don't know, it's just really
02:39to see it happen like this.
02:43I think it's just all kind of hard to deal with,
02:47but there's still a little bit of hope
02:49that there's something there.
02:51Good morning.
02:53We didn't put the pizza in there.
02:55Dude, we are actually wasting a lot.
02:58I feel like we're living in a frat house.
03:01The whole house knows about Sam and Steph,
03:04but I'm not gonna confront Steph
03:07until she feels comfortable.
03:09If she wanted me to know about her history with Sammy,
03:12she would have already let me know.
03:14Oh.
03:16Are cold wings as good as cold pizza, you think?
03:18Yeah.
03:19Yeah, it's not bad.
03:20I'll be the judge of that.
03:21I mean, maybe she's embarrassed
03:22with even wanting Sammy in the first place.
03:25Oh, it's just sticky on me.
03:28Because we've always laughed about any woman
03:30who's ever hooked up with him for all these years,
03:33and now she's one of those women?
03:35It's weird.
03:36You want to clean my fingers for me?
03:38No.
03:38Jon, you do?
03:39Like, no.
03:41So, I'm gonna just wait it out.
03:44Lust of .
03:54Gross.
04:03All right, are we playing or what?
04:04Yeah.
04:05Yeah.
04:06All right, in the center, Fergie's got a good spot.
04:08So, if the quarter lands on the...
04:11Whatever spot you land on, either that person has to drink
04:15or that challenge you have to do.
04:16Okay.
04:18So, this is one of our favorite games
04:19to play in the Little People of America convention.
04:21One.
04:22It involves writing a bunch of random challenges
04:24on a pizza box.
04:26Lick your elbow.
04:28What does that say?
04:29Oh, freestyle rap.
04:31You get to choose.
04:32Do you want to do body shot or soft, bud?
04:33Kiss someone.
04:34You flip a quarter.
04:36You land on that challenge.
04:37You have to do it.
04:38And if you don't, you drink.
04:41You got to do a rap.
04:43I know.
04:44We're out in Palm Springs.
04:45Yeah, we are.
04:46Trying to find a fling.
04:47Yeah, we are.
04:47Not really looking for a ring.
04:49Yay!
04:50There we go.
04:51Boop.
04:52Push up.
04:53Eight.
04:54Nine.
04:55Ten.
04:56Ten.
04:58What's the craziest thing that turns you on?
05:02I like to be picked up.
05:04Like, that makes total sense.
05:06Yeah, right?
05:06Yeah.
05:06No little man has ever lifted you up?
05:09No.
05:09No.
05:09Can we try, or is that weird?
05:11To pick me up?
05:12Are you trying to turn me on?
05:14I'll do it.
05:14How do you want me to pick you up?
05:16You consent to this?
05:17I consent.
05:17All right.
05:18I got you.
05:19Oh, my God.
05:20Oh!
05:22Yeah, last night was a lot.
05:25They were screaming at each other.
05:27That's not normal to me.
05:28Are they just going to pretend that it didn't happen,
05:31or am I going crazy?
05:33That was good.
05:34I feel like we should do some dance moves like that.
05:36Maybe at the party.
05:37Maybe at the party.
05:39It does feel a little bit like they don't really care or mind what I think.
05:45They're just going to move forward anyway, and it's making me feel a little uncomfortable.
05:50That reminds me.
05:51I wanted to let you guys know that I did invite one of my best friends, Jazz, to the party.
05:56Oh!
05:57Oh, yeah!
05:59Oh, this is who you were with in San Diego, right?
06:01Yeah, yeah.
06:01Okay, very nice.
06:02She was with me in San Diego.
06:02I did meet her, yeah.
06:04Tomorrow's my birthday party, and my best friend, Jasmine, is flying in.
06:09We met about 15 years ago at one of the conventions that my parents took me to as a kid.
06:15She is the most confident woman I have ever met, and that kind of, like, rubs off on me whenever
06:21I'm with her.
06:22Jasmine has never, ever, ever steered me wrong.
06:26Oh!
06:27Holy shit!
06:28Holy shit!
06:29Let's go!
06:30All right, who am I doing?
06:32Oh, you're choosing.
06:33You can spin the marker, and whoever it lands on.
06:36The points are, one, two, three.
06:38Oh, .
06:39Oh!
06:41I need my belly button.
06:45All right, I need you to lay down here.
06:46Yeah.
06:47I don't care.
06:48It's just a shot off a belly button.
06:50Shallow belly button.
06:51It's going to be good.
06:52John looks like he's, like...
06:53How do you do these if you have an ounce?
06:55Shut, shut.
06:56Oh!
06:56Oh!
06:57Oh, my God.
06:58Drambonies!
06:59Okay, okay, okay.
07:01We're done.
07:02We're done with that.
07:03Okay.
07:03Okay.
07:04Okay, we're done.
07:13Hey!
07:14Hi!
07:15How you doing?
07:16You look so pretty.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:20I'm so glad to see you.
07:21You look gorgeous.
07:22Happy birthday.
07:24Happy birthday.
07:24I love your hair.
07:26I did something crazy this time, right?
07:28What?
07:29I had green, so I guess it's not that crazy.
07:30I love it.
07:31Oh, this is pretty.
07:32Isn't it so nice?
07:34Yeah, John got this house, actually.
07:36He was the one that found it.
07:37Hey!
07:39Hey!
07:39How are you?
07:41Good, how are you?
07:42Good.
07:42Oh, my God, your hair looks so pretty.
07:44I love the outfit.
07:46Okay.
07:46Hey!
07:47The type of dwarfism I have is called spondyloepiphyseal dysplasia.
07:53We're a little bit more proportion, but I have, like, the longer legs, shorter torso.
07:58I'm glad you're here.
07:59Yes.
08:00Ready to have some fun?
08:00I am.
08:01We always have a blast.
08:03I know.
08:03Like I said, she's my travel buddy, and, like, wherever we go.
08:07I love it.
08:07It just turns crazy, right?
08:09You don't see a lot of little people hanging together unless it's just a convention.
08:12I love that I'm here.
08:13I just gotta pop in on my friend and check and make sure everybody's treating her well,
08:16that she's having a good time.
08:18We're gonna go get some ice cream.
08:20All right, we're leaving for real.
08:21All right, have fun.
08:22Bye, guys.
08:22Bye, guys.
08:30Ooh, whipped cream.
08:33Yeah, we're making it from scratch.
08:34Wait, you guys got strawberries, too?
08:35Yeah.
08:36I don't know how to bake, so...
08:38Time to get serious.
08:39Can't wear my sweatshirt.
08:40Yeah, .
08:40.
08:44While Krista's out of the house, we are gonna make her a cake.
08:48Let's just hope it goes well.
08:50Guys, this makes my heart happy.
08:51Aw.
08:53Do you want me to crack the eggs?
08:53I love cracking eggs.
08:56You're such a good soup, chef.
08:59He just sees a golden retriever.
09:01Here.
09:02Use the head.
09:02I was gonna do it.
09:04Oh, just work?
09:05Use it, use it.
09:06Oh!
09:08Gosh!
09:09Why so hard?
09:11Yo, yo, yo, yo!
09:13That worked.
09:15Gosh, finally some fun.
09:17For Steph and I, like, it used to be the norm.
09:20You did it to me first.
09:21And I wish this would happen more on this vacation, and hopefully this is the start of something.
09:27Watch this.
09:29Why is that so shocking?
09:31What's wrong?
09:31The bowl.
09:32What do you mean?
09:33It's stuck.
09:34What?
09:35It's stuck.
09:36Like, it won't come out.
09:37Pull.
09:38Yeah.
09:43It wasn't really stuck.
09:44No, it wasn't stuck.
09:46Thanks, buddy.
09:49You look insane.
09:50I don't even want to look at you right now.
09:52I do look insane.
09:52No.
09:53Oh!
09:53Oh, God.
09:54You have gray hair now.
09:57You just started something that you're not going to be able to handle.
10:01I don't even know what I'm supposed to do with myself.
10:03Bring it on.
10:04Oh.
10:05Bring it on.
10:06I've got lots more tricks up my sleeve.
10:08You're going down.
10:09Bring it on.
10:10Go outside.
10:11Someone want to give me a blow dryer?
10:13I think someone has to, like, blow you.
10:16Yeah.
10:16Blow.
10:17I'm coming outside.
10:18I'll get a blow dryer.
10:19No matter how I feel about Sammy, I just love giving him a hard time, and I will take any
10:24opportunity to do so.
10:26I don't know how well this will work.
10:32I'm glad they're, like, completely made up now.
10:35That was, yeah.
10:36I was nervous.
10:36No, that was actually really cute.
10:38I don't want to see them hurting one another when I know how much they mean to one another.
10:42Yeah.
10:43They need each other because they love each other at the end of the day.
10:53Hey, let's see.
10:54It smells good.
10:55It smells really good.
10:56Hi.
10:57Hi.
10:58How are you?
10:58I'm good.
10:59How are you?
10:59I'm good.
11:00Good.
11:01I'll have the taiyaki cone with the ube.
11:04Yeah.
11:05One thing that I can trust in Jazz is that she's always brutally honest with me.
11:10Cute is cute.
11:11So cool.
11:12Jazz is going to be able to help me figure out all of these thoughts that I have going
11:18on in my head about all of the craziness that's going on in that house.
11:22Jazz, thank you so much for coming to visit me for my birthday.
11:25It means so much that you actually came all the way out here.
11:28Girl, you know, I couldn't miss it for the world.
11:29I have so much to tell you.
11:31It's been that much in three days?
11:33Sammy starts flirting with me.
11:36I was like, oh, okay.
11:38He's cute.
11:39So I started flirting back.
11:40I didn't think too much about it.
11:41Yeah.
11:42And he just hauls off and literally asked me on a date in front of everybody.
11:46And I thought, like, I thought it was nice.
11:48I thought it was really nice.
11:50And then?
11:51We're hanging out in the hot tub, doing shots.
11:53And all of a sudden, you want to know who walks through the door?
11:56Who?
11:57You're not going to believe it.
11:58Girl, who?
11:59You remember Anthony?
12:02Yeah.
12:02He walked in the door?
12:04Through the door.
12:06Anthony was like, well, do you want to go out on a date with me while you're out here?
12:11And I was like, well, yeah, of course.
12:15And so Steph was talking to me about Sammy.
12:17She's like, well, you know, I didn't really know how to tell you this or whatever.
12:21But Sammy and I, we've had a thing for the past couple of months.
12:26And I was like, whoa, wait a minute.
12:29Whew.
12:30Krista is not the type of person to tread on somebody else's man.
12:33I mean, she's beautiful.
12:34And it just tends to fall into that type of situation.
12:37But she don't want that for real.
12:39She don't want to step on anybody's toes.
12:40She doesn't like, you know, drama.
12:42She's not that type of person.
12:43Why would he have a fling with her, a thing with her, emotions with her, and then ask me on
12:49a date in front of her and talk about it in front of her?
12:51So you think she has something to do with Anthony?
12:53Yeah, she invited Anthony to the house.
12:55She tried to, like, pawn him off?
12:57Did, like, shift her focus?
12:59To shift my focus?
13:00From Sammy to Anthony?
13:02From Sammy.
13:03What do you think?
13:06You're right.
13:07I think Jazz might have a good point here.
13:09If Steph did have ulterior motives inviting Anthony over, if that is the case, then it's a little shady.
13:17I can't say if she did the Anthony thing on purpose or to try to shift her focus or not,
13:22but I don't know, because I don't know her that well, but...
13:24Right.
13:26So think about it.
13:27Yeah.
13:29Are you nervous right now?
13:30I really am.
13:31It's a hard-going pitter-patter?
13:33It's a little embarrassing, but I've never been grocery shopping before.
13:37Let's get a lot of champagne.
13:40Oh, it's at the top.
13:41Here.
13:42Krista, would you like to get it, or...?
13:43Um...
13:44How are we feeling?
13:45You do the honors.
13:46You do the honors.
13:47Is this lady just staring at us down the aisle?
13:50Yeah, she fully is.
13:51Like, this is a routine.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Presenting the birthday girl!
13:56Yay!
13:58Yeah, hold the ball.
14:00Make that look crazy.
14:02Having Sammy help me when we've both been drinking probably isn't the best idea.
14:07Let's try it.
14:14Holy .
14:21Oh, it's so nice out.
14:23Oh, it feels good.
14:24I love how the smallest people rented the biggest car.
14:27I love this thing.
14:28It's huge.
14:29Do you want to sit in the middle?
14:29Yes.
14:30Got you.
14:32Oh, Krista gets the middle.
14:33I love sitting in the middle.
14:35I do too.
14:36Is that just a thing for every dwarf?
14:37I think it's because I want to see.
14:39Yeah, I want to be able to see.
14:41All right.
14:42Guys, let's go.
14:46We need groceries for my birthday party, and it's a little embarrassing, but as an adult,
14:53I've never been grocery shopping before.
14:58When you guys go to the grocery store, have you ever brought a stepstool with you just
15:02in case, or are you just asking whoever for help?
15:05Whoever is.
15:05I ask.
15:06I'm always ready to climb at the grocery store.
15:07Or I, like, find things to knock things down.
15:10Yeah.
15:10That's a good idea.
15:11That's what I like because I hate asking.
15:12I will if I need to.
15:14Yeah.
15:15What are we going to get for the party?
15:17What are we going to fill the shopping cart with?
15:19Do we have anybody that's coming that likes certain things?
15:21Oh, also, Edward's here at 5.
15:24Oh, cool.
15:24Who's Edward?
15:26Oh, he's coming?
15:27Oh, yeah.
15:27Yeah.
15:28Wait, you haven't met Edward yet, Krista?
15:31No.
15:32Oh, you're going to love him.
15:32He's actually a sweetheart.
15:34Okay.
15:35At my first convention, Eddie was actually the first person to ever talk to me.
15:40Eddie and I did kiss.
15:41But then he spread a rumor saying that we hooked up, which was not true.
15:46I don't know what it's going to be like when I see Eddie again, but I don't want to see
15:51him.
15:53Yeah, he's small as well, by the way.
15:55Sorry.
15:56I didn't even explain that he was small.
15:59You have to specify.
16:01Ooh, a natural foods market.
16:04Yeah.
16:05Is that where we're going?
16:05Only the grade is for Krista's first.
16:07Let's do it.
16:08Let's do this.
16:10I'm bad at parking, but screw it.
16:12Are you nervous right now?
16:14I really am.
16:14Is the hard going pitter patter?
16:16It's so big, too.
16:18It's clear after getting to know Krista a bit more that she's lived a very sheltered life.
16:23And I mean, now that she's hitting 30, I think it's on us to kind of show her what life
16:28really is all about.
16:29And I mean, if that involves going to the grocery store, so be it.
16:33I love the smell of grocery stores.
16:35It's weird.
16:35Hey, guys.
16:36Hi.
16:37Yeah.
16:38Following you first.
16:38All right.
16:39First things first, food, I think.
16:41Kris, I know you like juice.
16:42Wanting the juices.
16:43Yeah.
16:44Ooh, grab your first grocery item.
16:47It's happening.
16:49Yeah.
16:49I'm so proud of you.
16:51And it won't all be at that level, I promise you.
16:54That was just level one.
16:57A champagne section.
16:58Oh, here we go.
16:59Let's get a lot of champagne.
17:01Oh, it's at the top.
17:03Krista, would you like to get it or?
17:05Um.
17:05How are we feeling?
17:06You do the honors.
17:08I told Krista that I would love to be a right-hand man at the grocery store.
17:12I've never really been grocery shopping.
17:15Wait, what?
17:16Could I be your support system for that then?
17:20Since I don't want to hurt Steph, I'm going to take a step back and let John take the lead
17:25here.
17:26We're having like a party party.
17:28Here, just keep it coming.
17:30Yeah, we use that for champagne showers.
17:32How are you feeling so far?
17:34Is this lady just staring at us?
17:35Yeah, she fully is.
17:39That happens though.
17:40I feel like that happens everywhere though.
17:42Like somebody ends up just looking at me.
17:44Yeah.
17:44Without even realizing that.
17:46You can feel their energy.
17:48Like they don't ever think like, hey, I can completely see you looking at me right now.
17:52You're right.
17:52Like it's like, whoa, I have eyes.
17:53And for them, like, I don't even believe it hits them.
17:56I'm like, this is kind of rude.
17:58Yeah.
17:58So is there anything right now that you're like afraid of that you want to like, conquer your fear in
18:04the grocery store?
18:05I mean, honestly, you could try to climb one thing if you want.
18:09What if it knocks over?
18:10It won't, it won't.
18:11Here, here, let's go, let's go.
18:12I promise you.
18:13Here, I'll climb first.
18:15I promise you how we handle it.
18:16So I would climb up like that and like grab whatever it is, you know?
18:23I want to see this.
18:25Come on.
18:25You have longer arms.
18:26I believe in you.
18:27I don't think I'm going to be able to.
18:29Even if you fall, I got you.
18:31I think.
18:31Oh my gosh.
18:32This is your moment.
18:34Grab that oatmeal.
18:35Oh.
18:36See?
18:39And now hop down.
18:40And it's that easy.
18:42I knew you could do it.
18:43Yeah.
18:44Look at you coughing your fears on this trip.
18:46That was actually really good.
18:46Shelf climbing may very well be a skill that I'm going to take home with me after this vacation.
18:53Christa, look how tall that guy is.
18:55Where?
18:55He's right there.
18:57Step back.
18:58He's tall.
19:00Okay, let's just walk over this way.
19:03Hi.
19:04You are tall.
19:05Yeah.
19:05How tall are you?
19:06I'm about 6'6".
19:08Oh my God.
19:09Yeah.
19:10I'm 4 feet.
19:11What's your name?
19:13JJ.
19:14Nice to meet you.
19:15Nice to meet you.
19:16Stephanie, nice to meet you.
19:17Nice to meet you.
19:18What's going on here?
19:20We're making friends.
19:21What's going on, bro?
19:22How are you?
19:22What's up, man?
19:23I'm Sammy.
19:23Very nice to meet you.
19:24How tall are you if you don't mind me asking?
19:26I'm 6'6".
19:27Oh, very nice.
19:28I'm 4'6".
19:28So, yeah.
19:29He was like 4'4'4' yesterday.
19:31It changes every day.
19:32I never said 4'4", okay?
19:34It changes every day.
19:35I feel like we have to really make your first grocery shop like a memory.
19:40It would be funny if you went on his shoulders.
19:46Just to see like what it actually looks like from up there.
19:49Are you willing to go to hold her?
19:51How are you going to get her up there?
19:53Yeah, I think that works.
19:54Will you hold this first?
19:55Christa, do you want me to pick you up?
19:56You might have to.
19:58All right.
19:59Ready?
20:00Two, three.
20:01Oh.
20:02You got it.
20:02Good?
20:03I got it.
20:03Oh, wow.
20:04Hold on tight.
20:05Sorry if I mess up your hair.
20:06You have beautiful hair.
20:08Oh.
20:09What's it look like up there, Christa?
20:11Wow.
20:12Whoa.
20:12Is the weather different?
20:14Yes.
20:15You guys look a lot different from up here.
20:18JJ's about four foot.
20:20I'd say he's at least three JJ's.
20:23Perfect.
20:26So how was your first shopping trip?
20:28I think it's going to be the most memorable shopping trip for the rest of my life.
20:34Wait, what's after this?
20:36Go and set up and start the party.
20:38Is this someone's birthday?
20:39This is a huge event for me and I've never had a birthday party with any other little
20:45people at it.
20:45But I am worried because this whole drama between Steph, Sammy and I, I just don't want yelling
20:54and screaming at my birthday party.
20:57I am very concerned about this entire situation.
21:03Go a little bit higher.
21:06No, I think higher.
21:07Higher.
21:08You go up here.
21:09I don't know if it doesn't work anymore.
21:13Guys, Eddie just texted.
21:15He should be here any minute.
21:16Oh my God.
21:17With the whole Eddie situation, I feel, I feel nervous and vulnerable.
21:22The rumors and the messiness, I really don't want any of that.
21:28I was reaching for your hand and I stopped halfway.
21:32Your name on my tongue.
21:35Where do these go again?
21:36The shot glasses?
21:37We're taking that anywhere.
21:45Guys, I think this is a good time to decorate.
21:48Yeah, she left.
21:49She's on the phone right now.
21:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:50So let's hurry.
21:51Let's go.
21:55Go.
21:55Hello.
21:56Hi, Mama.
21:58Hi.
21:58Hey.
21:59How you doing?
22:00Good.
22:00I miss you.
22:01I miss you too.
22:03I'm having a good time here though.
22:05Guess what I did.
22:06I hope it's good.
22:08It is.
22:09Me and my friends, we went on a little grocery shopping expedition.
22:14I was in there climbing shelves and talking to people.
22:20Wow.
22:21Yeah.
22:21It was good facing that fear, so I feel better about it.
22:25Yeah.
22:25I'm so proud of you for doing these things.
22:28The world sees you as a handicap.
22:30And you're sure you're not, and I love it.
22:33I love it.
22:35My parents actually didn't know that I was a little person until I was born.
22:42And then the doctors told my mom and dad that if I did live past 30 days, I wouldn't be
22:48able to walk.
22:49I wouldn't be able to talk.
22:51I would just basically be a vegetable.
22:53I wouldn't be able to take care of myself.
22:57And my parents just, you know, packed me up and took me home.
23:03Just hoping for the best, but honestly expecting the worst.
23:08But as I began to grow and develop, they realized that I was going to be okay.
23:15Oh, have a great time, and live like there's no tomorrow, love.
23:20I will.
23:21I'm gonna.
23:22Don't drink too much, though.
23:23Okay.
23:23All right.
23:24I love you, Mom.
23:25I love you.
23:26Bye-bye, Ty.
23:27Bye-bye.
23:29Yay!
23:29Party!
23:31Should this be the party room, then?
23:33And then we could put the food on there?
23:35And then we'll have, like, some stuff outside?
23:37Yeah.
23:38Chris has never partied with a bunch of little people.
23:41So we thought we'd invite some little people who live nearby.
23:45We're gonna keep the party quite small, though, no pun intended.
23:48Because I don't think Kristen needs to get overwhelmed with a bunch of little people running around.
23:53All that high-level action, you know what I mean?
23:55Oh.
23:57Go a little bit higher.
24:00No, I think higher.
24:02Higher.
24:03Go on the roof.
24:05The roof?
24:07A misconception about little people that really gets me a lot of the time is that we're afraid of heights.
24:14Just because we are short doesn't mean we're afraid of heights.
24:17Not all of us are.
24:18I mean, I am.
24:19But that's just a coincidence.
24:21There.
24:22There.
24:22No, I don't think that works.
24:24When you go up here, I don't give a shit if it doesn't work anymore.
24:26As long as it's obvious, you walk in, happy birthday!
24:29Oh, the 89 balloons, happy birthday!
24:32How much more obvious does it have to be?
24:34Happy birthday!
24:35I know you're not.
24:36Catch me, girls!
24:38Ow!
24:40Are people gonna even mess for your decorations?
24:42Do you want the honest answer?
24:44I don't think people are gonna give a crap about the decorations and we just spend all day doing it.
24:48Biggest waste of time.
24:50Yeah.
24:51You know.
24:52What's happening?
24:54That's the first time I've done that, actually.
24:58What the are you guys doing out here?
25:00Oh, my God!
25:02Oh!
25:02What happened?
25:03Spudgicle!
25:04Oh, that just blew my face!
25:06Why the hell did you do that?
25:13I'm feeling really nervous for my party tonight.
25:15In terms with Steph and the whole Sammy thing...
25:20Come on, old girl.
25:21I just don't wanna be the villain.
25:23Like, I don't wanna be the villain.
25:25I deserve to enjoy my time as much as I want to with whoever that I want to.
25:30Tonight is about me.
25:33Obviously, Jazz is coming tonight.
25:34I'm super excited about that.
25:37And there is Anthony coming.
25:39I love Anthony.
25:40He is awesome.
25:41We haven't gone out on a date yet, though.
25:43So, he needs to impress me.
25:46He needs to impress me.
25:48Happy birthday.
25:54Oh!
25:56I got my cane.
25:58I don't think it fits my size.
25:59You don't usually have it at your chin.
26:02But we're good, baby.
26:06Oh!
26:07Oh!
26:08Oh!
26:09Hey!
26:10Hello!
26:11What's up?
26:12Hey!
26:13How are you?
26:13Good to see you.
26:14Jazz is here.
26:15Hello!
26:16How are you?
26:18I like the gold.
26:19Okay.
26:20Do you like the set up?
26:22Yes.
26:26Coming in tonight, I'm excited.
26:28I don't think people realize how much fun we can be.
26:30Let's say that.
26:31Because little people know how to get a party started.
26:33We know how to have fun.
26:35All right.
26:36I need a drink.
26:37Mine's in your room.
26:38But yes.
26:38Are you ready?
26:39Yeah.
26:40Okay.
26:40Let's go.
26:41Honestly, I think we have more fun than average type people.
26:43We just know how to turn up.
26:46Oh!
26:47Oh!
26:48Oh!
26:49Oh!
26:49Oh!
26:51Oh!
26:53Oh!
26:55Looking good, baby.
26:57Looking good.
26:58This party means so much to me,
27:01especially because my friends are throwing it for me.
27:05Presenting the birthday girl!
27:10You know when you're in like kindergarten,
27:12and your mom does it,
27:13and then they all come to the house.
27:14But when I was older,
27:16I didn't invite anybody anywhere,
27:18because I just feel like I couldn't rely on them
27:22to show up for me.
27:23Yo, what's up?
27:24Wow!
27:25Thank you, too.
27:25You look great.
27:26Thank you for coming.
27:27Happy birthday.
27:27Happy for sure.
27:28Wouldn't miss it for the world.
27:29I was worried you weren't going to be able to come.
27:31I love the theme.
27:32What sparked 1920s?
27:33Saying goodbye to my 20s.
27:34Oh, okay.
27:35There we go.
27:36I like that.
27:36I love that.
27:37So this is very meaningful.
27:39It means a lot to me, honestly.
27:42Oh!
27:42Oh, my God!
27:43Look at that!
27:44That's great!
27:45It's a slope tower.
27:48It took John and I a while to do this.
27:50Did it really?
27:51That's why it's not complete,
27:52because we did fail a couple times.
27:54You know what?
27:54A for effort.
27:57Nailed it!
28:00Guys, Eddie just texted.
28:02He should be here any minute.
28:03Oh, my God.
28:05At my first LPA,
28:06Eddie spread those rumors about me.
28:09I went a handful of times after that,
28:11but the same thing just kept happening.
28:14People would, like, spread rumors about me,
28:16like, that I was hooking up with other guys,
28:18and I wasn't.
28:19It was just me just having conversations.
28:22So eventually, I just stopped going.
28:27With Eddie being here at Krista's party,
28:29I'm right back there again at LPA when I was 17.
28:33I feel nervous and vulnerable.
28:37I don't want to cause drama
28:38and then ruin Krista's party.
28:47We should play maybe never have I ever.
28:50Okay.
28:50Never have I ever lied to a woman I love.
28:55Oh, so you're a liar.
28:57Never have I ever kissed someone at this table.
29:01I think you and I made out.
29:04Are you serious, dude?
29:06Like, what the ?
29:17What up?
29:18What up?
29:18What up? What up?
29:19How's it going?
29:20Good to see you.
29:20Good to see you.
29:21How's life?
29:22Pretty good.
29:23How have you been?
29:24Not too bad of a place.
29:26Yeah.
29:26Not bad, right?
29:27Yeah.
29:28I've only ridden a horse once.
29:30Literally, I've ridden a bull twice.
29:31You've ridden a real bull?
29:32I've ridden a real bull.
29:34And I didn't get hurt the first two times.
29:36Eddie's here!
29:37Oh!
29:38Oh, so good.
29:39Dude, Anthony.
29:40Oh, my God.
29:41Happy birthday.
29:42Hi.
29:43How are you?
29:43Good.
29:44I'm sorry, what's your name?
29:45Eddie.
29:45Oh, Eddie.
29:46They were talking about you.
29:47Were they talking about me?
29:48Then don't believe him.
29:49Don't believe him.
29:51I haven't talked about what happened with me and Eddie with my friends.
29:54Because some of them are friends with him.
29:55How's it been?
29:56Good, man.
29:57Good.
29:57It's been too long.
29:58What's up?
29:58How are you?
29:59Good to see you.
29:59You too.
30:00You too.
30:00I know.
30:01John, what's up?
30:02My guy.
30:03How you been, man?
30:04It's been a minute.
30:05I know.
30:06They're excited to see him, but I don't want to make it awkward, but I don't want to see him.
30:09Did Eddie just ignore you?
30:11What the hell?
30:12I think Steph probably knows what happened with Eddie and I, but I've kept it to myself.
30:17How are you though?
30:19Have you seen anyone?
30:21Are you single?
30:22Are you going around?
30:22Single.
30:23Single.
30:24Having fun.
30:24There you go.
30:25It sucks that he's ignoring me.
30:27Now I feel like the vibe is weird.
30:32I swear I haven't seen him since the last convention.
30:36Yeah, it's been a minute.
30:40When Eddie spread those rumors that we were having sex, I was 17 and that's when you start
30:47to explore being a woman and what it's like to date.
30:52And I was a virgin.
30:54I love you.
30:56I'm glad you're here.
30:56Glad you're here.
30:57Glad you're here.
31:00Hey.
31:00Oh my God.
31:02Look at you.
31:03Nice to see you.
31:05Enough feathers, eh?
31:07I've known Emilia for quite a while through the social media world.
31:10The creator world within the little community is very small.
31:14Happy birthday.
31:15Thank you for coming.
31:16You look gorgeous.
31:17You smell so good.
31:19So good.
31:19And you know what?
31:20Krista needs to make more friends in the LP community.
31:23Emilia is super talkative, super open.
31:25Maybe she'll be the perfect friend for Krista.
31:29Yeah, I wanted some real food.
31:31Do you get hangry?
31:32I do get hangry.
31:33I really do.
31:35Good.
31:35Good.
31:36Get it.
31:38Ah.
31:39Short arm challenge.
31:41I think I might fail.
31:42You're good.
31:43I gotta fail.
31:44Wait, I think I actually might fail.
31:45Hold on.
31:46I'll lock in.
31:47I locked in.
31:49Oh my God.
31:50I am making a mess.
31:52I think there's cheese.
31:54It's good.
31:55It's tasty.
31:56Everyone's quiet, so it must be good.
32:00Wait, wait, wait.
32:01We should play like maybe Never Have I Ever or something like that.
32:05Okay.
32:05I like it.
32:06I like it.
32:07If you've done it, you've drank.
32:09There we go.
32:09Okay, okay, okay, okay.
32:11Never have I ever gone out on a date with another little person.
32:20Wait, at the convention or just in general?
32:22In general.
32:22Oh, just in general.
32:24Never?
32:25Never.
32:26Are you serious?
32:27Yeah.
32:27Seems like maybe that should change.
32:28I think you've got like a whole built up list of guys.
32:30That should change.
32:31I think someone might need to change that.
32:32I'm on the list.
32:33I'm on the witness.
32:34You could be at the top of the list.
32:37Seeing Krista focus on Anthony tonight, I'm excited to see where that goes.
32:42I got high hopes for them.
32:44With Sammy, I don't want her to get involved and he's still torn between the two.
32:49I mean, Anthony's interested, so go for that.
32:53Never have I ever lied to a woman I love.
32:56Aww.
32:58Aww.
32:59That was so sweet.
33:05Oh, so you're a liar.
33:10Sammy's just lying all the time.
33:11I swear.
33:13Sammy's in love with a lot of girls.
33:14I didn't lie right there.
33:15Sammy's in love with a lot of girls.
33:16I didn't lie right there.
33:17That's the problem.
33:17Which one?
33:18I took the balls to do that.
33:20You did have the balls to do that.
33:22Good job.
33:23I'm glad we've patched things up, but what a reminder that Sammy's a player like
33:28What are you doing stuff?
33:30Stop paying attention to him
33:33Never have I ever kiss someone at this table
33:46I think you and I made out
33:51Did we?
33:58First he ignores me and now he's gonna act like we didn't kiss
34:03Are you serious dude? Like what the ?
34:07Yeah
34:09Yeah, we did
34:12This is upsetting
34:13I just hope I don't explode and ruin Krista's birthday party
34:22I think you and I made out
34:25The convention, right?
34:30Did we?
34:35Yeah, yeah we did
34:44There we go
34:44There we go
34:45Pick your eye
34:47How can someone forget kissing you?
34:49Right?
34:49I'm actually a really good kisser
34:51Everyone says so
34:52No, seriously
34:54I believe it
34:55Never have I ever given or received a foot job
35:00I've never
35:02I'm not telling you you have
35:04No, what's a foot job?
35:07What's a foot job?
35:14It's definitely when you have to put your feet to work
35:19And I'm not talking running
35:25I'm kind of excited
35:26I'm waiting for the explanation
35:27I'm waiting for the explanation
35:27You're paying attention to anything I'm doing
35:29I'm up
35:29Thank God
35:30Thank God
35:31Never have I ever
35:33Dated
35:35Two different people in the same week of the conference
35:38You mean like dating or like just hooking up with?
35:42I guess both
35:43Like you haven't done that?
35:47You have though, bro
35:48I did you!
35:51I am not
35:51I am not
35:52I'm pretty sure that's not true
35:55Eddie is
35:56Okay
35:59Thank you, Anthony
36:00Because I was like that is bull
36:02Getting to call Eddie out
36:05I feel empowered
36:06But I do believe that people can change
36:08So I'll give them the benefit of the doubt
36:12Bless you
36:13Thank you
36:13You're already blessed so let's be real
36:15Look around you
36:16I just have to say
36:17I just have to say thank you everybody for coming
36:20Let's do a cheers
36:21Let's do a cheers
36:23Cheers
36:25To Krista
36:26To Krista
36:27Yeah Krista
36:30Happy birthday
36:31Thank you, I love you guys
36:33We love you too
36:39Thank you
36:39This is so cute
36:41Woo
36:41Samuel, I need your skills
36:44Do you need help with the frosting?
36:45Yes
36:48We started Krista's cake yesterday
36:50But we still need to make the whipped cream later
36:53Yeah, hold the bowl
36:55Make that whipped cream
36:57Oh, the bowl's stuck
37:00Don't you
37:01Yeah
37:02I know
37:05Have you ever had a birthday of like just little people before?
37:07No, actually I've never had a birthday party with any little people at it before
37:13Would you say it's like a little cool or like big cool?
37:16Big cool
37:16There we go, there we go
37:20My hands actually really sticky
37:22Is it not good?
37:24No, your fingers are dirty
37:26That's why
37:27What should I try to wash your hands?
37:29Why did you knock in first time?
37:31Why did you knock in first time?
37:33No, I didn't
37:35Okay
37:37I'm gonna turn it off
37:38No
37:38No, I'm not gonna chop off your finger
37:40No, I'm trying it
37:41No
37:42Having Sammy help me when we've both been drinking
37:45Probably isn't the best idea
37:49You got it
37:51You got it
37:52You got it
38:04Holy shit
38:06Oh my God
38:08They're kissing
38:09And it's Krista's birthday
38:11And Krista likes Sammy
38:13It's crazy
38:13This is crazy
38:15It's not a pick
38:16Like their tongues are down each other's throat
38:19I can see Steph
38:21Thinking that this is going to be an opportunity
38:23That Sammy will get with her
38:25And I don't see that
38:26I just see Sammy being a player
38:28He's messing with Steph's heart
38:31And it's not okay
38:33Tastes pretty good, right?
38:35Not bad
38:35I still like that too
38:37Not bad
38:40I think we're good
38:41I like the dance
38:50Sammy
38:55Sammy's a good kisser
38:59What do you want from me?
39:00I'm just a girl
39:01I'm just a girl
39:04Be that to me
39:06What?
39:06That
39:11Is this what I'm supposed to be doing?
39:14Sure
39:21Help me with that
39:23Help me
39:24Hey, you got something here
39:28I'll help you with that
39:33You're welcome
39:35Thank you so much
39:37Thanks, Bestie
39:38What'd you say?
39:39I said, thanks, Bestie
39:42Really, thanks
39:44Thank you, actually
39:46I kissed John yesterday, so
39:48Okay!
39:48That's what Besties do
39:49Okay!
39:50Okay, Bestie
39:51Now I'm pissed
39:53I just don't get it
39:54I like
39:55Can't deal with him anymore
39:57Do you feel like you're in a Roman color?
40:00I feel like I'm in a horror movie
40:02I would love a body shot
40:03If you want to do one
40:05Stop calling me Bestie
40:07Oh, are we not Besties?
40:08We
40:11It's time to find a best friend
40:13Shut up
40:16Okay
40:21Get out of the way!
40:23Oh!
40:23Oh my God!
40:24It's a massacre!
40:26Tell it!
40:27Yo!
40:28You got it!
40:31Oh my God!
40:33What am I watching right now?
40:36Sammy does not care that Anthony was there to witness any of this
40:42Do you think there's anything he wouldn't do?
40:44No, you don't even have to finish the sentence, no
40:46Sammy doesn't understand what the word boundaries means
40:49I saw you and Stephanie go
40:51You did that with, you saw you with Stephanie
40:53Yeah
40:55Sammy has a lot of potential of being a good person
40:59I just don't understand why he's being a player
41:05You're such a great person and you bring such great energy everywhere you are
41:09Whoever ends up with you is such a lucky man
41:12He's funny, he's kind, he's smart
41:16And now I'm thinking I have a little crush on him
41:19I honestly have a connection and I haven't even told Sammy, Steph or Crystal
41:25Wait, so you're saying nobody knows?
41:27They don't know about it
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