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Little Singles Season 1 Episode 4
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00:01What up, y'all?
00:02Oh, my God!
00:04So, from what I know, Chris is into Anthony,
00:07but she's also into Sammy, who's very into Krista.
00:12And then you throw Steph into the mix,
00:15who's clearly into Sammy.
00:19Whoa.
00:20I was just kind of wondering if you were interested
00:22in maybe, like, a proper date?
00:24If you're asking me out, then, of course, yeah.
00:28Presenting the birthday, girls!
00:31Anthony looks so handsome.
00:34I definitely feel attracted to him.
00:38Eddie did it!
00:40Eddie spread rumors that we were having sex.
00:43Never have I ever dated two different people.
00:48I do want to tell Eddie off.
00:49You haven't done that?
00:51I have, though, bro.
00:52I have not! I have not!
01:01Holy .
01:02They're kissing, and it's Krista's birthday,
01:05and Krista likes Sammy.
01:07It's crazy.
01:08This is crazy.
01:09I can see Steph thinking that Sammy will get with her,
01:13and I don't see that.
01:14I just see Sammy being a player.
01:16Thanks, bestie.
01:17Now I'm pissed.
01:18You stop calling me bestie.
01:20We're not besties.
01:21We...
01:23Do you feel like you're in a rom-com?
01:26I feel like I'm in a horror movie.
01:35Hey!
01:36It's time to party this night.
01:38We raise it up your day.
01:41The music bump in the sky.
01:43I can't make it pop!
01:44Ooh!
01:46That's gorgeous!
01:47Let's go!
01:48It's your birthday!
01:51It's your birthday!
01:51It's your birthday!
01:52You sexy bitch!
01:53Let's go!
01:58Clean it off yourself.
02:01I didn't like it, but...
02:04Ugh!
02:06What is going on there?
02:08Samuel, you have to figure that out.
02:12I'm juggling Krista, Steph, and my heart,
02:15but I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
02:18I don't know what to do.
02:21Did we already open all the champagne?
02:23I want to pop it.
02:24I'm back.
02:25I got a surprise.
02:26Yeah.
02:27Go outside.
02:28You guys ready?
02:29I'm going to do it over here.
02:30Ready?
02:30I'm so scared right now.
02:34What the ?
02:37Did you only have a red bow tie?
02:38Yeah.
02:39You got it.
02:40You got it.
02:40Just watch your face.
02:41I can't get it.
02:42Oh, it's going to go.
02:44Woo!
02:48Let's go!
02:48Woo!
02:49Woo!
02:50I may have given Steph mixed signals, but for me, it doesn't go deeper than a kiss.
02:56And yesterday, I gave Krista a taste of my moves.
03:00I got you.
03:01Oh, my God!
03:03That was good.
03:04Wild.
03:04I feel like we should do some dance moves like that.
03:06Maybe at the party.
03:07Maybe at the party.
03:08And I promised that I'll show her more.
03:11I hate to break promises.
03:14Yo, you guys!
03:16I don't know who just walked in the house!
03:18Walked in the house!
03:21Oh, my God!
03:21Oh, my God!
03:24Krista!
03:24Krista!
03:27There you go!
03:27Yes!
03:31Oh, my God!
03:32Oh, my God!
03:34Oh, my God!
03:38Oh, my God!
03:42Why am I watching right now?
03:44Oh!
03:51Wild.
03:52I would say that.
03:53It was wild.
03:54It's not passing!
03:55Ah!
04:00Oh!
04:01Oh!
04:01Did I see you?
04:02Oh, my God!
04:05do you think there's anything he wouldn't do no you don't have to finish the sentence no
04:09sammy doesn't understand what the word boundaries means
04:16are you uh turned on or no you didn't pick me up oh no no no no no no no
04:25no no no yeah i heard
04:30the little magic mike i think it's very interesting that he just does not care that anthony was there
04:38to witness any of this and i mean it was different i don't know if it necessarily turned me on
04:44but i
04:44was having fun
04:52happy birthday beautiful thank you have your amazing day you know that was a great gift thank you
05:01i just wanted to let you know that was just a joke it didn't mean anything about what that yeah
05:07i'm
05:08not jealous okay i'm not jealous it's fine i'm glad you like to have vaughn in your comments oh yeah
05:15it's good i actually prefer that so oh dude what else you prefer i gotta know maybe you'll find out
05:22oh yeah yeah how do i find out skip showing up yeah that's it huh you said you were gonna
05:28take me on a
05:29date i know have you thought of anything yet yeah i thought of something he thought of something
05:35something fun and light i don't know so sammy's asked me out and now anthony has asked me out too
05:42but neither of them has really made a move to actually make it happen so who knows who's gonna
05:48come in first i was a class clown that i brought all eyes on me anyways yeah i wanted it
05:54hey do you want to head out front with me yeah that was scary that was crazy
06:02it's actually cold as ball sorry are you like from here too so how are you cold right now i'm
06:07not
06:07from the desert yeah but you lived in la for how long god have you ever sat on a swing
06:17before or no
06:19i'm feeling at this swing
06:23i met emilia basically on social media and we were friends for a year before we actually physically met
06:30but that's how it is in our community we have all these friendships that are long distance
06:35because we're all spread out all over the all over the world like if you move it i might
06:40if you keep moving it all through a while we have a lot in common not only the fact that
06:45we each
06:46make videos online but also because we have dwarfism
06:54here we go wait you need to you need to make a wish okay you wish for me
07:03i've never had a serious relationship growing up with all oversized people i always wanted to date
07:09an oversized woman because that's all i saw that's all i knew but when i was 13 years old
07:15my friends and i who were all average height we were playing truth or dare and a woman was asked
07:21to kiss me she just refused they went around and said well will any woman kiss him and everyone just
07:30fully admitted like no he's small it was at that age where i was like oh like i'm gonna live
07:37a very
07:38different life oh yeah whoa whoa i'm actually worried for you it's fine i promise you i won't hurt you
07:50ever since then i wouldn't allow myself to believe a woman liked me even if they did and it actually
07:57took me until about 19 when i was finally into little women like i had these flings for like three
08:04four weeks but then i would end it i would essentially break my own heart before they had
08:09the opportunity to do so
08:17i want to talk to you i saw you and steph making out
08:22wow
08:25it's different when you're just having fun and dating it's not when somebody actually has feelings
08:30for somebody do you know what i mean like the whole thing with like eddie
08:34yeah
08:38he showed interest in me and then i showed interest in him and then next thing you know
08:42he showed interest in somebody else and then he turned back to me and i was like yeah no that's
08:47not
08:47okay you did that with the story with stephany yeah i don't want you to be a player you don't
08:55want to
08:55be like that i don't want to look like that was wrong i feel empowered that i put eddie in
09:01his place
09:01but sammy has a lot of potential of being a good person and he is a good person i just
09:09don't
09:09understand why he's being like this and being a player
09:15i wasn't trying to look like that
09:17no i know
09:17that's okay
09:18i know but that's what i'm trying to tell you
09:20i appreciate you telling me
09:22and because me looking at something that i can't doubt which is you
09:25seeing the guy do that to you
09:27pisses me off so
09:28yeah i don't want to look like yeah yeah i don't want to do that yeah i don't want to
09:33be that type
09:33of person
09:34yeah i appreciate you
09:36i got it
09:36i feel this let me know if you need to ask this you know i'm here for you honestly
09:41i wouldn't consider myself a player and i know sometimes i take it too far in friendship
09:47i appreciate you
09:49and maybe stephanie's relationship should be more pg moving forward
09:55i'm holding that why do you care i won't hold it because i just finished it
09:59you didn't do anything with this i literally put all the icing and strawberries on the attention
10:04go ahead
10:06between krista and i and steph like maybe i just need to pump the brakes a little bit
10:10but right now we're here to have fun just celebrate
10:14happy birthday dear krista
10:21happy birthday to you
10:26make a wish
10:27yeah
10:27make a wish come on
10:36i honestly was worried that no one was going to show up i just don't know a lot of people
10:42in the community and the fact that everybody showed up for me you could say that i'm on cloud
10:48nine right now
10:49i finally have the freedom that i don't get to feel back home in the average height world
11:00i'm nervous i'm nervous
11:01you're good i promise
11:05oh my god it's a massacre
11:07get out of the way
11:08oh my god
11:11oh
11:12you tell it
11:14to be around this group of little people it feels like a breath of fresh air not being fetishized
11:22not feeling judged sharing common experiences
11:27oh there's shots in here there's shots
11:29take it this way
11:30and condo
11:32condo
11:34i honestly wish that every party could be like this
11:42emilya i have a question for you
11:44what can i come over here and ask you it
11:47yeah
11:47all right
11:49you sit down
11:50okay
11:51i'm just curious
11:57you know you and i have never met each other in person
11:59how long have you known john
12:00um like
12:03mutuals for a few years but
12:04like i'd be a hung out person like you guys that don't have any like history or anything
12:08no
12:11john's never mentioned emilya to me and i feel like it's kind of strange
12:17he's been acting a bit weird on this vacation
12:22is someone important texting him that he's getting nervous about
12:27yeah he's definitely texting someone
12:29and so now i'm just curious like who is this girl is he interested in her
12:33are they talking they're gonna date soon like i'm just trying to figure it out
12:37i'm trying to connect the dots
12:39you and john are just friends
12:41for now yeah
12:42well yeah he's like one of my best friends so
12:45i'm just trying to see where you're at
12:47my friends know that i don't ever seriously date but
12:50a year and a half ago there was this one woman i tried to pursue
12:56and sammy noticed that i was into her
12:58that same night that i expressed to sammy about how i'm into this woman he hooked up with her
13:06if we hang out again we're gonna have more fun
13:08yes all right so much more fun hell yeah
13:12i think any women we bring into this house during this vacation sammy will hit on and it's up like
13:18it's super screwed up
13:23like oh look at this these floors are nasty
13:28is krista gonna come help that's a great question bro where's krista what do you expect
13:34you guys already started cleaning without me
13:39i honestly have a connection and i haven't even told sammy's staff or krista nobody knows
13:45they don't know about it why i'm afraid
14:08how are you what's up have your bow tie
14:13how much you were closing mind that's it
14:17You want me to check this place out?
14:19I'm a little nervous.
14:21Oh my God, this place is trash.
14:24We just gotta clean up.
14:25Did you guys see the backyard?
14:28Oh my gosh.
14:30The house smells like if I put my own head up my ass after I ate a chili dog.
14:36Like, it's disgusting.
14:38Hey, look guys.
14:40Happy bird.
14:42Happy bird.
14:43Happy bird.
14:48This is so disgusting, guys.
14:50Don't get me wrong.
14:51Last night was amazing, but this is terrible.
14:54Let's hope no one else has a birthday coming up.
14:59Good morning.
15:00Morning, how are you?
15:01What the hell happened here?
15:02I don't know.
15:03It looks like a hurricane hit us.
15:05Sure does.
15:06We should probably just throw that whole thing away.
15:10That's actually disgusting.
15:12It's a coupon.
15:13What won't you put in your mouth, Sammy?
15:16This whole thing with Sammy and I, it seems like the romantic side of things are all on
15:20Sammy's terms.
15:21If he wants to kiss me, he does.
15:23But then if he wants to flirt with other girls, we're back to being just friends.
15:26Just pat it on the back.
15:29How many little people does it take to throw a cake out of there?
15:32Want some whipped cream?
15:33No, no, I'm good right now.
15:35All this hot and cold just isn't fun.
15:38Have you heard from Maddie?
15:39No, I haven't.
15:40How was it seeing him?
15:41Are you guys good?
15:42Yeah, yeah.
15:43I saw you guys having some conversations about him and his three there.
15:46He is a playa playa.
15:51These floors are nasty.
15:54Is Krista going to come help?
15:57That's a great question.
16:00Bro, where's Krista?
16:01What do you expect?
16:03She probably has a couple issues inside after eating the cake we baked her.
16:07I didn't even think about that.
16:09She's probably farting up a storm in that room.
16:11I didn't have any of the cake.
16:12I didn't either.
16:13I'm not going to eat it.
16:14I saw how it was made.
16:15I saw that we made it and I'm not eating it.
16:31Another panel for you.
16:34You guys already started cleaning without me.
16:37Hi, how are you?
16:39Sorry, the floor is wet.
16:44How was your night?
16:46I had a great time.
16:47I had such a good time.
16:48Was it everything you could imagine and more?
16:50It was.
16:51Wait, I forgot.
16:53You did a lap dance last night.
16:55Oh, I remember that.
16:56Oh, my God.
16:57Did you enjoy it?
16:58I did.
16:59I liked the little bow tie.
17:00Oh, thank you.
17:02I was really crapped out, but I was surprised his hips could ever move like that.
17:06Bro.
17:06I'll show you again.
17:07I don't think we need to see this.
17:09I don't need to see this.
17:10From the top.
17:10I'm out of here.
17:11From the top.
17:16Oh, we're going to inflate his ego even more.
17:18I think we should put outside.
17:20Here's the unicorn you absolutely murdered last night.
17:24I like, you know, right through the heart.
17:26That was good.
17:27Yeah.
17:28Yeah, there's a lot of condoms.
17:29I don't think anyone needed one last night.
17:31John and I filled this thing up pretty well.
17:33Don't think so.
17:34Here.
17:35Wait, watch, Chris.
17:36Watch here.
17:36Oh, my bad.
17:37Sorry.
17:38That's the flip.
17:41We're going to head that way.
17:42Watch out.
17:47I kind of want some of this now.
17:50Take it.
17:52Did you have a good time?
17:54I had such a good time.
17:56How was Anthony?
17:57He is so kind and he's so attentive towards me.
18:01He was glued to my hip all night long, and I loved that.
18:04It was so sweet.
18:05He went and mingled with you guys every once in a while, but he always came right back.
18:09I feel like he's attentive to you, but he's not clingy.
18:12I really love that about him.
18:15Anthony is always truthful to himself, I can tell, and he doesn't try to put on an act
18:20or anything like that.
18:22He's very charming.
18:23So is Sammy, though.
18:25Sammy is very, they're both very charming.
18:28This is hard.
18:29When are you going to go out?
18:31I'm waiting on him.
18:33He genuinely likes me.
18:35Everything you said, like when you said you wanted anything, he's like, birthday girl gets
18:38what birthday girl wants.
18:39Even to like me separate when you weren't standing there.
18:42It was really cute.
18:43We're happy for you.
18:45My birthday party was incredible.
18:48Steph was a big part of making it happen.
18:51Like she didn't have to make that cake for me, and that means a lot.
18:55But it is in the back of my head that Steph does blame me for some of the issues that
19:01she's
19:01having with Sammy.
19:02You're rubbing lotion on Krystal's legs and being like, let's go on a date.
19:05Wait, no, let me lather you up.
19:07By the way, my sunscreen.
19:09Did y'all know?
19:10No.
19:11Come on.
19:11You didn't know?
19:12I just found out last night.
19:14Dude, like I'm innocent.
19:16Like I know.
19:16You are innocent.
19:16I just don't know.
19:18JJ is the only person in the house that I kind of feel safe with discussing things.
19:23That's why I need to talk to her.
19:26Are we going to drag bingo later?
19:27We're going to drag bingo?
19:28Yeah, we're going to drag bingo later.
19:29Yes!
19:31The last time I was in Palm Springs, I was with my toxic ex, and I don't have the best
19:36memories of that time here.
19:37He never wanted to do anything that I wanted to do because, oh, if something makes her happy,
19:44no, it's not going to happen.
19:46It sucked.
19:47That'll be fun.
19:48Yes.
19:49I definitely need to get my sunglasses.
19:50Yeah, I need to get out of this.
19:51Yeah, it's blinding me.
19:53In a bikini and out of the sun.
19:56So, bro, how was last night?
19:58It was, I had a great time.
20:00You were flirting with Emily.
20:01I wasn't flirting with her.
20:03I could see you at the fire the whole time.
20:06I was just talking to her.
20:08About what?
20:09Actually, about you.
20:11Oh, great.
20:12I was just asking a question because it kind of looked like you were flirting with her.
20:16I wasn't doing anything.
20:17Buddy, you were sitting next to her at dinner.
20:19I saw your little smile.
20:21Look, I feel like you're talking to someone.
20:22You haven't told me and I'm trying to figure that out.
20:27In the little people community, relationships are very competitive and jealousy is a huge thing.
20:33I think in the back of John's mind, he's still thinking about when I messed up because a few years
20:38ago, I went after a girl that he was interested in.
20:41The thing I didn't realize at the time was John was in love with this girl.
20:46Even though she didn't return those feelings, what happened between me and her really affected John.
20:52I was just trying to investigate and I found out that you guys aren't talking, so I knew you weren't
20:57flirting.
20:57And I wasn't doing that for my personal pleasure.
21:01We've been friends way too long and I just wanted to be a trustworthy friend to John again.
21:06I don't need to share all my personal information with you.
21:09And I respect that.
21:11You don't have to.
21:12You don't either.
21:12I just see it all the time because it's so out in the open.
21:17I want him to be happy.
21:19I want him to find love.
21:20And so I think we should just be honest with each other.
21:25But there's still a little part of me in the back of my mind thinking, does he truly trust me?
21:39Have fun.
21:41You want to head outside?
21:42Yes.
21:43I'm going to tan by the pool.
21:45Yeah.
21:46Oh, I'm excited.
21:47Me too.
21:47I've been waiting for this.
21:50Oh, it's a nice walk.
21:52It'll be a nice walk.
21:53I think I'll soak it out.
21:55You want to set up the slip and slide right now?
21:56Let's do it.
22:01The three best friends are back together.
22:02My two besties.
22:04Hold this.
22:05No, no, no.
22:05Head over there.
22:06Oh.
22:08Yeah, that's upside down.
22:09No.
22:10Sammy and I have known each other for so long that even though our relationship is struggling
22:16right now, we're still able to put that to the side and have a good time.
22:20Oh, it's super long.
22:21Oh, it's folded.
22:22You never know the size until it grows.
22:25Can you imagine how boring this vacation would be if Sammy and I kept our distance from each
22:29other?
22:30Trust me, I tried.
22:32You spray it from there?
22:34Uh-huh.
22:36Oh, my God.
22:37Oh, stop.
22:38Yo, yo, yo.
22:39Oh, oh, oh.
22:40Kissing Steph, it was fun.
22:42But I don't want anything else because I don't want to ruin this friendship.
22:45I'm not trying to spray you.
22:47My bad.
22:48And if I slip up again, it's going to ruin the three amigos.
22:53Just, just, bro.
22:57I'm glad things seem to be going better with Sammy and Steph, but after Sammy approached
23:02me about Emilia, it just reminds me that I can't really trust him when it comes to women.
23:07For now, let's just enjoy this vacation and let's get slippery.
23:11This is how I used to slide in the DMs.
23:13Go, Fergie.
23:15Go, Fergie.
23:15Go.
23:18That was, that was sick.
23:21That was so sick.
23:23I feel like dwarfs and slip and slides, we're just really good at it.
23:28Incoming!
23:31Because we have a low center of gravity.
23:34We're so wide yet so short.
23:36We slide very well.
23:38Ah!
23:43And it's very, just majestic, I would say.
23:47Come on, Steph.
23:49Oh, no.
23:50I don't know if so.
23:53Steph can knock it down.
23:55Well, that's a physics problem.
23:59Yeah.
24:04Yeah, I think it's your initial jump.
24:07You have to go all in.
24:08See, we're quite flat this whole way.
24:10Stephany has nowhere to put these things.
24:14I know.
24:18You're jumping too soon.
24:20So, I think that's what's really slowing her down here.
24:23Go.
24:23Do it.
24:25Oh, you made it.
24:26You made it.
24:27Oh!
24:28Finally.
24:29I did it.
24:33Look at the palm trees.
24:34Mm-hmm.
24:36I'm obsessed.
24:37I love palm trees.
24:40I'm not going to lie.
24:40It's really nice to be out of the house.
24:42I know.
24:43So far, trying to go on my first date with a little person is not going as expected.
24:49My average height boyfriend, who I was with from age 13 to 21, he waited on me hand and
24:56foot.
24:56And even my mom said, ooh, you're making a monster.
25:00Hat bar.
25:01You want to go in?
25:01Yeah, I want to go in.
25:02Hat bar.
25:03Ooh, they got like cowgirl hats.
25:05He said that he didn't care.
25:06He loved it.
25:07And he loved me.
25:08And that's what he wanted to do.
25:12He drove me around.
25:14He cooked for me.
25:15He pretty much bought me everything that I ever wanted.
25:19That also, I feel like, stunted my growth.
25:22No pun intended, but we just drifted apart.
25:26Giddy up, ride a horse.
25:28How does it go?
25:29Giddy up, ride a cow.
25:32Oh, man.
25:33Because of that, I didn't end up getting a driver's license until I was like 21, 22.
25:40But I think if we would have stayed together, it would have stunted my growth even more.
25:44And I wouldn't be who I am today.
25:47Got a hat.
25:48That hat looks so good on you.
25:50Thank you for picking it out for me.
25:52I got you.
25:53I wanted to bounce something off of you.
25:58Do you think that Steph should have told me sooner about her and Sammy?
26:03Or like, did you get a chance to talk to her?
26:07Like, why didn't she say anything?
26:09She wanted to express her feelings to Sammy and resolve whatever what was going on between them.
26:16I wish she just would have said something to me.
26:19I wish anyone would have just said something to me about it.
26:22Do you think that I should still be open to, you know, being flirty, like romantic?
26:29With Sammy?
26:29Yeah.
26:30Do you still have feelings for him?
26:31I was interested in him, but until this all happened, it was just kind of disappointing.
26:36Yeah.
26:37He is special enough to where he would have been the first little person that I've ever dated.
26:42He literally asked me out on a sushi date.
26:44Like, that was so nice.
26:45And it was just so refreshing for someone to be so forward and just on the fly about it.
26:52Like, he didn't care who was standing around.
26:54I would be lying if I said that I wasn't disappointed.
26:57But I've been paying attention, and I don't really see him flirting with Steph ever.
27:05Do you?
27:07Yes and no.
27:09Not as much as, not as much with you.
27:11Okay.
27:11I see him flirting with you a lot, with Steph, he's doing it silent.
27:17I don't know if this makes sense, silently, with his eyes and his body language.
27:22And there are times where I do see them sometimes, like when I see them together by themselves,
27:27then I do see it, but I don't see it like when all of us are together.
27:31I don't want to tell Krista about Steph and Sammy because, one, it's not my place,
27:36and, two, I feel like if I do say something, it's going to backfire on me.
27:42I definitely don't want to add fuel to the fire.
27:45I don't want that.
27:46But wait, so you don't like Anthony, or?
27:49I really do like Anthony.
27:50Yeah.
27:51But, like, I haven't even gone out on a date with anyone yet, and it's already a whole drama fest.
27:56Yeah.
27:57Honestly, than what I would do, going to a date with Anthony, Anthony just needs to freaking ask you.
28:01I don't know why it's taking him so long.
28:02I know, like, what is taking so long?
28:03I think right now I just need to focus on Anthony, and I can have a conversation with Steph and
28:10Sammy.
28:11I can cross that bridge once we get to it.
28:14Exactly.
28:14I want the whole love triangle situation to be resolved, and if nobody else is going to do it,
28:21I think that I owe it to myself and to my friendships to end this.
28:30Drama.
28:31Drama.
28:36I'm, like, stuttering on my words.
28:37Hey, I do, too, every day.
28:39Don't worry.
28:40You're fine.
28:41It's quite an incredible feeling knowing J.J. is so comfortable around me.
28:47A person like that cannot live her life single.
28:50I guess we just have to find you a successful relationship.
28:53He's funny.
28:54He's kind.
28:56And now I'm thinking I have a little crush on him.
29:00I honestly have a convention.
29:10Krista!
29:11What are you wearing for the drag bingo?
29:13Probably, like, a skirt.
29:14Like, a pink top that I might wear.
29:16Ew!
29:18Should I wear heels or should I wear flip-flops?
29:20Heels.
29:23Unbutton your pants so you can tuck it in.
29:25Unbutton.
29:26Hey, man, I'll unbutton for you.
29:28Oh, my God, dude.
29:29What is it?
29:30I don't know if I like this.
29:32Too bad you don't have a chain.
29:34I don't have an action.
29:34I hate chains.
29:36Do you want to wear pearls?
29:37I have pearls.
29:38Fine, I'll wear pearls.
29:39Yes!
29:41Stay there.
29:42I'll be right back.
29:43I know you and I are going to excel at drag bingo.
29:46I could be a drag queen.
29:49I just, I don't want to apply makeup on my face.
29:52Yeah, I don't.
29:53Every day for a job.
29:54I don't know if I'm fully committed.
29:56Oh, my God, dude.
29:57I look like my grandma.
29:59I look like a grandma right now.
30:03If I had a drag name, it would be Jerking John the Jiggle Boy.
30:09Ooh, I like that.
30:11I think my name would just be Balls Deep.
30:14Okay.
30:17You know, drag queens don't have balls.
30:20Wait, never mind.
30:22Never mind.
30:24Next question.
30:26Look at my wagon.
30:29This is why I put a shirt over it.
30:31Don't, don't, no, no.
30:33The pearls, bro.
30:35Can you let me fix them?
30:37I'm ready to rock and roll.
30:38Girls.
30:39Let's go.
30:39Let's go.
30:40Let's get it.
30:41Let's have a good night.
30:41Oh, look at the sunset.
30:42It's so pretty.
30:44Just the sky.
30:46Oh, my God.
30:46My pants are tight.
30:48Oh, mine are too.
30:49I'm going to start sweating in this turtleneck.
30:51I didn't plan this way.
30:52Yeah, you know we're in Palm Springs, right?
30:54I'm so ready for this.
30:56Yes.
31:02I've been to a drag show, but never a drag queen bingo show.
31:06Can't go wrong with it, though.
31:07What's crazy is that I lived right down the street from here.
31:10And you never gone.
31:12And I've never once stepped foot in that place.
31:14That's just what's crazy to me.
31:16It's almost like you're reliving your whole life in Palm Springs, but, like, a greater version of it.
31:22Yeah.
31:23And I'm happy with you guys.
31:24I love that.
31:26I'm happy you're with us.
31:28That is crazy.
31:33This place looks sick.
31:35Thank you so much.
31:36I'm pumped.
31:37Let's go, baby.
31:38Wow.
31:40Oh, my God.
31:41Look at him right here.
31:43Come on in, my beautiful people.
31:45Come on down.
31:50You are here for drag queen bingo.
32:00Who's ready to play bingo?
32:07You're very first lucky number, 073.
32:11There we go.
32:12073, put down an N35.
32:16Yeah.
32:17N35.
32:18Oh, my God.
32:19It's a beat, too.
32:21Bingo!
32:22No way!
32:24Let's go.
32:25We already got a bingo in the front row!
32:31Come on, dear, baby.
32:33I've never been to a drag show before.
32:35I'm from a very small town in Michigan, and there weren't very many drag shows there.
32:41But all I know is, I'm having fun.
32:44Everybody make some noise for Sammy!
32:48She's the very first winner of the game.
32:51I can't even believe what number came out.
32:54What do you think?
32:55Tell them.
32:5769.
32:58It's an old 69!
33:03I had that one.
33:06One similarity about being a drag queen and being a little person is being judged.
33:09Does anybody need a recap up in here?
33:12Because we do.
33:12We get judged all the time.
33:14So I love drag, and I love that it's just always about love and having a good time.
33:19There's no judgment.
33:20And they look amazing.
33:23Now, I would like to welcome everybody and anybody that wants to dance to the stage.
33:43I have not seen this many little people in one space.
33:46But we love the little people.
33:52They're awesome people.
33:54Not little people.
33:55They're awesome people.
33:56Make it rain!
33:57I'm dead!
33:58Make it rain!
33:59Make it rain!
34:01Make it rain!
34:02Make it rain!
34:02Make it rain!
34:02Oh my lord, that's my kind of man right here.
34:06Now I'm getting horny.
34:10I'm not going to lie.
34:11Like, I genuinely did find both Sammy and Johnny very handsome.
34:16Like, I think they're very handsome guys.
34:17Like, just like, looking at their age, I think they might be in their 20s.
34:21Are they?
34:22Yes.
34:24Okay, I'm not in my 20s, so now I feel like I'm robbing the cradle.
34:28We can be friends, you know what I mean?
34:30JJ, you can dance for Miley Cyrus.
34:34JJ, she is to dance for Miley Cyrus?
34:39Oh, yes, you did.
34:40Come here, JJ.
34:42Come on, show us those dance moves, JJ.
34:44Let's see.
34:46Oh!
34:49Oh!
34:49Yeah!
34:52Oh!
34:53After seeing JJ dance, I can't comprehend how she's still single.
34:58Oh!
35:00Oh!
35:00On a scale from one to ten, I would give my dancing of three.
35:04I suck at dancing.
35:05Oh!
35:06Thanks a lot, first step JJ.
35:09You're welcome.
35:10You're welcome.
35:10And one more round of applause for all these beautiful people on the stage.
35:18Should we go use these drink tickets?
35:21Let's go use the drink tickets and we'll come back.
35:23Do you want to go play in the arcade?
35:25I do, actually.
35:26Let's do it.
35:27All right, let's go.
35:27All right.
35:28I know when JJ was here in the past with her toxic ex-boyfriend, it was quite challenging,
35:33so I want to make sure she's having fun at Palm Springs.
35:36And just see where her head's at with this whole vacation.
35:39Oh, there's a ducky!
35:41Oh, we need to get that.
35:44Oh, here we go.
35:45Oh, let's go.
35:46I have ten seconds.
35:47You don't have any pressure, I promise you.
35:49Wait.
35:49Come on, come on.
35:50Wait, wait, wait.
35:51Go!
35:51Oh, my God, it's there.
35:53Oh, no!
35:54This is rigged.
35:55Cheers to an amazing show.
36:00How fitting they have a gnome in there.
36:03They do have a gnome.
36:04It's like us.
36:04They have three gnomes.
36:05Aw, that's cute.
36:07I'm having so much fun.
36:09This trip has been amazing.
36:12Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you needed these great, happy people around you.
36:16You deserve that.
36:18No.
36:18Because you're such a great person and you bring such great energy everywhere you are.
36:24So, I mean, whoever ends up with you, okay, please don't ever do that.
36:27Whoever ends up with you is such a lucky man.
36:33Oh, .
36:44Are you guys seriously in your 20s?
36:46All of you?
36:47I'm 32.
36:48I just turned 30.
36:49Thank God.
36:50Somebody here has a three in front of me.
36:51I'm a baby.
36:53I'm a baby.
36:54Yeah, I'm a baby.
36:54Oh, my God.
36:55You are a baby.
36:55Are you girls single?
36:57Yeah.
36:57Yeah.
36:58Nice.
36:58Everyone in the house is single.
36:59Really?
37:00Oh, my God.
37:02No way.
37:03Every single person single.
37:04Yeah.
37:04Oh, my God.
37:05Yeah.
37:06I don't know.
37:06Like, guys don't really ask me out on dates.
37:08They just want one thing for me.
37:10Yeah, exactly.
37:10You know?
37:11It's more about me feeling safe.
37:14Yeah, exactly.
37:14Because I never, like, really feel safe with guys.
37:17And then, like, I'm guarded.
37:19Yeah.
37:20And, like, once you've gotten hurt, you know, it's like, it changes you.
37:31I just fail.
37:32I don't think that I'm ever going to find love.
37:35You deserve love.
37:35I promise you that, JJ.
37:37You are a great person.
37:39Come here.
37:40I promise you.
37:41My last relationship, it was very abusive.
37:46He called me horrible names.
37:48He even said, no one's ever going to want to be with you because you're a midget.
37:52They're only going to see you as a sex object and stuff.
37:56Finally, when he said, I'm no longer in love with you, it was just like, oh, my God.
38:01I've wasted my life with this man.
38:04For some reason, I can go on stage, put on a show.
38:08But when it comes to, like, opening up for, like, a relationship, I just can't.
38:18It's just hard.
38:19It's just...
38:21Sorry.
38:22I haven't actually talked about this to anybody.
38:26So, I don't know.
38:27It's always...
38:28Sorry.
38:30I'm, like, stuttering on my words.
38:31Stop.
38:32Hey, I do too every day.
38:33Don't worry.
38:34You're fine.
38:35You're fine.
38:35Like, I'd rather be single and then ever be, like, in a really bad relationship.
38:42Like, I'm not going to go back there again, ever again.
38:45I was not expecting to open up to John tonight at all.
38:48He just...
38:49He makes it easy for me to talk to him.
38:51I feel safe.
38:53And I enjoy his company.
38:55He's funny.
38:56He's kind.
38:58He's smart.
39:00Yeah.
39:01And now I'm thinking I have a little crush on him.
39:05I think you just need to quit looking in the review mirror and move forward.
39:10Yeah.
39:10You can't let whatever happened in the past screw over what happens in the future.
39:16And I don't want that to happen to you.
39:18I appreciate you so much.
39:20Are you okay?
39:21I am.
39:22No, I'm okay.
39:23I guess we just have to find you a successful relationship.
39:26It's quite an incredible feeling knowing JJ is so comfortable around me.
39:32And I want to help her get through it.
39:35Because she deserves to find love.
39:37A person like that cannot live her life single.
39:40This actually means a lot.
39:42Just because like I did grow up with sisters and men treat women like .
39:50Yeah.
39:50It screws me up.
39:51And to see that it happens to more than just them is just so .
39:55It is.
39:56It is.
39:56Especially when you love somebody so much.
39:59Yeah.
39:59Exactly.
40:01I honestly have a convention and I haven't even told Sammy, Steph, or Chris.
40:08Just because I'm afraid.
40:10Like, I'm afraid of heartbreak.
40:14I do have a girlfriend right now I'm seeing.
40:24Wait, so you're saying you have a girlfriend and nobody knows?
40:27They don't know about it.
40:33Sammy and I have kind of had something going on.
40:37It was obvious.
40:38Let's be real.
40:42I do think that he could be my person.
40:45So is it mutual do you think?
40:47I think so.
40:49I need you to be honest.
40:51Like, do you have feelings for stuff?
40:53I just don't think she is my person.
40:58But you're doing your little Greek thing tonight, right?
41:01I'm so excited.
41:02Yeah!
41:03Hoppa!
41:04Let's go!
41:04Can you tag us around me?
41:06Of course, my goddess.
41:08Is that it?
41:08Yep.
41:09What are you playing with?
41:11Tiger.
41:13You made out with Steph?
41:16You guys are just putting me in this weird love triangle that I don't like to be in.
41:19I didn't put you in .
41:20Steph, you and I had no strings attached.
41:23I don't give a who you flirt with.
41:25I'm thinking...
41:29People angles.
41:29I am so exonerating.
41:30I'm so exonerating.
41:30It's a 6 hourumenms where you're just going and speaking to your Spanish country.
41:30At one point.
41:30You're getting the help you ì§€ì— with stewardship.
41:31Before it was the system at some time.
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