00:00First day in the USA.
00:02America, the land of the free.
00:04So nice to finally have my own house here.
00:06Hey, new guy.
00:07You can't hang your clothes right there where everyone can see them.
00:10Why not?
00:10It's my property.
00:12Yeah, but you're part of the neighborhood.
00:13We have a homeowner's association here.
00:15Homo what?
00:16I didn't join a club.
00:17If your house is on this street, you're automatically a part of it.
00:20Can I opt out?
00:21No.
00:22What kind of question is that?
00:23One week in the US.
00:25So I have to be part of this homeowner association just because I live here?
00:29I have to pay a fee of $300 per month and have to follow 150 rules?
00:34That's crazy.
00:35One month in the US.
00:36Sir, what are you, from Brazil?
00:38No, I'm from Germany.
00:39Well, then why does your front yard look like the Amazon?
00:42Looks fine to me.
00:43This is not fine.
00:44Rule number 97B of the HOA rule states that all lawns should be a maximum height of 1.5 inches.
00:51This is 1.8.
00:52What is that, like 6 centimeters?
00:54Centimeters?
00:55Why are you using the metric system?
00:56Are you a drug user?
00:57Drugs?
00:57One year in the US.
00:59I can't believe I've owned this house for a year and every single week this HOA guy is
01:04showing up and telling me what to do?
01:06Land of the free my ass.
01:09Free to follow the rules, maybe?
01:11Ten years in the US.
01:12Sir, I've got something to talk to you about.
01:14I've got my American passport now.
01:16This stops here.
01:18But you're not following rule number 103.
01:20Get off my lawn, Karen.
01:22Karen?
01:22I'm Michael.
01:23You've known me for 10 years.
01:24You're on my property.
01:26You've got three seconds to get off my lawn.
01:27Three, two, one.
01:28I'm just doing my job.
01:34I'm just doing my job.
