00:00Berlin is not a city it's a lifestyle. A friend and me are working on this fair
00:05trade label you know. What do you mean I can't smoke here? Did I tell you I'm a
00:10DJ? I'm not a tourist. I actually live here. Sorry is this gluten free? I really
00:17need to learn German. If you drink you die. If you don't drink you die. So you
00:25drink. Berlin has the best parties in the world yeah I speak a little bit of
00:36German. How long I live here? Just eight years. Du bist wohl ein zugezogener. I
00:43didn't start smoking until I came here. I really don't go outside the ring. Working?
00:50Hartz 4.
00:54Yes I'm telling you. Beer is cheaper than water in Berlin. No I don't have a TV. I
01:00only watch selected movies. You must be kidding aren't you? When I came here rents
01:06were still super cheap. You wouldn't believe it. I hate Mitte. People drink beer
01:12everywhere. All the time. F**king gentrification.
01:17Gantrification. Gantrification. Gantrification. Gantrification.
01:24Gantrification. Okay I'm good. Partying in Berlin is different. You'll see.
01:38Best club in the city. You know it. The Matrix. Let's get some burgers. How far is it?
01:46Five minutes? We need a Wegbier. For sure. I'm not a hipster. Simon Dachstraße? Only tourists go there. No I'm
01:57not a hipster.
01:58Oh my god. I love Mate. No way I'm spending New Year's Eve in Berlin. Are you crazy?
02:07Wedding is coming. I'm telling you. What I'm doing Sunday morning? What do you think? I'm praying to the Techno
02:14God.
02:14I want to have my own label one day. Let's go some tourist hunting.
02:24Haben Sie die N's je hirne schiz oder hwa? Berghain is still the best club in the city.
02:30No man. Sisyphus.
02:33Berghain. Sisyphus.
02:35Berghain. Sisyphus.
02:36nah I don't go there anymore it was cool like two three years ago now it's too
02:43commercial it's terrible tourists everywhere friends of
02:49mine are throwing a rave this weekend you wanna come? do you have guest list? no? no then not
03:03who invented work must have had nothing to do
03:07I can't go party anymore I had friends visiting like the last six weekends
03:15oh dinner sounds good you my sir sound like a capitalist pig wedding is over
03:24Spandau let's throw a dinner party anyone vegetarian yes I'm gluten-free I'm
03:32vegan I am carb-free I'm on a keto diet you know I'm sugar-free no acidic
03:40vegetables please wanna go Sunday afternoon to Berghain I got guest list I'm
03:47only going there because a friend of mine invited me otherwise I wouldn't when did
03:52the party start two hours ago ah we can go there in like two hours winters in
03:59Berlin are no fun man I'm not drinking coffee anymore I'm Club Martino hey bro
04:05I'll be like 30 minutes late okay okay I just gotta finish my beer