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00:20Tonight on my big show, Peter Crouch and Abbie Clancy play Remember Me.
00:25We hit Albert Square in an EastEnders TV Takeover.
00:29There's music from Catherine Jenkins and Bewitched become our unexpected star stars of the show.
00:37Ladies and gentlemen, it's the big show.
00:41Please welcome your host, Michael McIntyre.
01:17I'm not a natural roller skater.
01:29Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to my big show, where, of course, we will have big stars.
01:41Big, and even bigger, but first, it is time for my new favourite game in the world, Remember Me.
01:56Tonight we are surprising two people.
02:01He was born in Macclesfield on the 30th of January 1981.
02:07I think we have a photograph.
02:11Very, very sweet young man.
02:13And she was born in Liverpool on the 10th of January 1986.
02:18What a cutie!
02:21So let's see what they both look like now.
02:24Ladies and gentlemen, it's, of course, Peter Crouch and Abbie Clancy!
02:29MUSIC PLAYS
02:40Darling, darling, darling.
02:43Pete, Ab's darling.
02:45Hello.
02:46So good to see you both.
02:48How are you with people from your past?
02:51Are you sweet, caring people who remember others?
02:55Erm, no, my memory's not great.
02:58Erm, Abbie's good with faces, yeah, very good.
03:02Faces?
03:02And it'll drive me mad, cos I'll never forget a face, and I'll be like...
03:05Oh, but not the name?
03:07Not the name.
03:07Ever.
03:08Oh, really, ever?
03:09We have a little code.
03:10OK.
03:10So I'll introduce, if I can't remember a name, he'll go, oh, I'm Pete.
03:13No, sorry, it's the other way.
03:14This is Peter, right?
03:15This is Pete.
03:16So you forget his name?
03:17No.
03:19This is Pete, and then he goes, oh, who are you?
03:21OK, it's tough, it's tough.
03:23Well, I think this could be really fun.
03:25We are loading up back there for everybody to pop out.
03:30We're going to ask you guys to head up to the Royal Box,
03:32where I think you both very much belong,
03:34and we will play Remember Me.
03:36Thank you so much.
03:37How exciting.
03:38It's Pete and Ab.
03:39We love you.
03:40All right, off you go.
03:42Don't fall.
03:43Don't fall.
03:48It's sweet that Pete walks around, cos he could have just walked out.
03:53Ladies and gentlemen, Pete and Abs.
03:55Love those two.
03:57Very, very good.
04:00OK, well, let's see if you remember this person,
04:05or at least remember their face for your first Remember Me.
04:11Who have we got?
04:13Who have we got?
04:15Who have we got?
04:15Who do you remember?
04:21Hi, remember me?
04:28Oh, both of their faces are amazing.
04:35What's going through your head, Abby?
04:41Well, I think she's gorgeous.
04:43So...
04:44What's going through your head, Pete?
04:45I don't know.
04:46I hope it's not this thing.
04:53Anything, Pete?
04:54Any flicker?
04:55Yeah, I feel like I know her, but, um...
04:59I don't know if it's to me or Abby.
05:01I don't know where from.
05:03I don't know her from.
05:04I know her face, but I don't know where from.
05:06Oh, you both recognise her face, you think?
05:07I do.
05:08All right, well, we can give you a clue.
05:11So, this is going to be the first time that you met this person.
05:18When was that?
05:242011?
05:25What happened in 2011?
05:28In 2011, we...
05:28We had our first daughter...
05:30We had our first daughter.
05:32Yeah.
05:32In 2011.
05:33OK.
05:34Hold on, hold on, hold on.
05:37Are you Peter and Abby's daughter?
05:43It's a no.
05:44That is not your daughter.
05:45Our daughter's here tonight.
05:47We got married in 2011.
05:48We got married, yes.
05:49You got married?
05:50Yeah.
05:53Who?
05:55Hold on, hold on.
05:55Does she do make-up?
05:58You don't play the harp, do you?
06:01Do you play the harp?
06:03No.
06:03No.
06:05It was a lovely question though.
06:07I've got to say, that's the first time we've had that question.
06:10I remember me.
06:13Your wedding.
06:14So, there was a lot of people there.
06:17We can give you one more clue.
06:19This is the clue's going to actually come from this person.
06:22OK.
06:22OK, here's the clue.
06:35Do you sing us down the aisle?
06:37Yes.
06:38Yes.
06:38Yeah.
06:41Are you on the balcony?
06:43Yeah.
06:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:45I thought you were on the harp?
06:47No harp.
06:48No harp.
06:48No, there was someone playing the harp.
06:50No harp.
06:51No harp.
06:51But you were on the balcony.
06:52Is that right?
06:53Yeah.
06:53And you weren't?
06:54I was on the balcony, but there was no harp.
06:56You were on the balcony?
06:57Yeah, I was on the balcony.
06:58Do you remember what she said at your wedding?
07:01It was that.
07:08Imaginary harp.
07:10You had a lovely, it was a classical voice.
07:12You said you are so beautiful.
07:13What else did you...
07:14Oh, it's Amelia, by the way.
07:15Yes.
07:15Amelia, ladies and gentlemen.
07:18Lovely.
07:19So lovely.
07:20Hi.
07:22Now, what do you remember of it, Amelia?
07:25I didn't know I was singing you down the aisle until ten minutes before,
07:29which was quite nerve-wracking as a child.
07:31Well, I'd like to say you did a great job, but they can't remember.
07:34Yeah.
07:37Are you sure you didn't have a harp?
07:38I'm sure.
07:40Well, it's lovely to see you again.
07:43It's Amelia who sung Peter and Abby down the aisle.
07:50There she is.
07:51After all, it's you.
07:56OK, let's see who is your next blast from the past.
08:02Who's the degree?
08:07Who's the degree?
08:12Hi, remember me?
08:24Do you think...?
08:29Pete's face.
08:30Brilliant.
08:31Abby, are you getting a flicker of anything?
08:37Yeah.
08:38What's going on?
08:43What's happening, Pete?
08:44No, no, it's all good.
08:47What do you think?
08:49Well, I think it is someone that went to our school.
08:52APPLAUSE
08:57OK, excellent.
08:59And do you...
09:01Do you remember anything else?
09:03I remember we were in a group of, say, five or six lads
09:06who were my friends, and then, you know, some of my friends
09:11used to say that she was a beautiful school.
09:14LAUGHTER
09:16It's very, very sweet.
09:19What, why are you...
09:22...delegating this opinion?
09:24What?
09:26Is this your school crush, Pete?
09:32Pete?
09:33It's really weird, this, isn't it?
09:37So, Jane, do you remember the name of this person?
09:40Is it Lucy Billings?
09:41It is.
09:45Hello, Lucy.
09:48It's Lucy Billings.
09:51So, what age was this when you were at school together?
09:5413, we were 13 years old, I would say, yeah.
09:58But you didn't...
09:59Did you...
10:01Sadly, no, he was just a bit young for me, so...
10:07I was in the year below.
10:09So, do you remember any detail?
10:12I mean, paint the scene first, what was he like on his bike
10:14and what was he a bit unruly?
10:17Was his tie?
10:17Would he have a tie?
10:19I don't know, was he really tall then?
10:21Had he grown yet?
10:22Or was he tidy?
10:23Because he was in the year below, but he's Peter Crouch.
10:26I mean, he's a, you know, a year below you.
10:29Was he very tall then?
10:31He was tall, but I'm very small, so, you know, I think...
10:35How many reasons to reject the man?
10:39LAUGHTER
10:39Did he make his feelings known at this time?
10:42I think someone had asked...
10:44Oh, will you ask?
10:45Yeah, will you ask and will you go out with me and...
10:48I think she fancied my mate.
10:50LAUGHTER
10:51But he was too young as well, so he didn't get looking either, so, yeah.
10:56But you're now married to an 86-year-old.
11:01Well, it's amazing to give you two this incredibly awkward televisor.
11:08Ladies and gentlemen, it's Pete's first crush, Lucy!
11:13APPLAUSE
11:14Thank you, Lucy!
11:22Oh, sorry about that.
11:23I hate this game.
11:26Let's see who is your next class from the past.
11:30Who have we got?
11:39LAUGHTER
11:40Hi, remember me?
11:43LAUGHTER
11:43LAUGHTER
11:46I do. I do.
11:48Do you?
11:50LAUGHTER
11:53Familiarity? I mean, I've got to be honest, it's not easy.
11:56It's not easy.
11:57No.
11:59I know this guy.
12:01Here we go.
12:02I do. I just don't know where from.
12:04You recognise that face?
12:05What?
12:08She thinks he might own a sandwich shop near us.
12:13That's not true, is it?
12:15No. No.
12:16I know him.
12:17I can tell you, he sold both of you something.
12:21Oh.
12:23I was just chilling out.
12:26LAUGHTER
12:27OK.
12:28I'm going to now give you the clue of the place this occurred.
12:33Not easy.
12:34Here we go.
12:36Ooh.
12:37Ooh.
12:40Oh!
12:42Oh, my God, yes!
12:44In Sicily.
12:46Correct!
12:47Yay!
12:48He's the owner of the place.
12:49No way!
12:50The little coffees.
12:51I said a cafe.
12:53You did, you did.
12:54She said a cafe.
12:55Yes!
12:56Yes!
12:56In Sicily.
12:57Talmina.
12:58Talmina?
12:59Yes, it is!
13:01Exactly!
13:02It is Ceretto.
13:04From Sicily.
13:05He once sold you an ice cream.
13:09Granita.
13:11Granita.
13:12Exactly, Granita.
13:13It's not just an ice cream.
13:15It's not an ice cream.
13:15It's not just ice cream.
13:16It's different.
13:18Granita is different.
13:19Granita.
13:19What is it?
13:20This is your opportunity.
13:21Granita is a typical Sicilian specialty.
13:24Oh, it's fabulous.
13:25But the beautiful news is...
13:27Tell us the news!
13:29The bar, my bar, is very, very popular.
13:32No, because I stay here, I want to make marketing.
13:35But...
13:37But...
13:38Zobato!
13:39Zobato!
13:40Zobato!
13:40Take the opportunity!
13:41Tell the people about...
13:43About the granita!
13:44The granita!
13:45The granita!
13:46Granita!
13:47Granita is like sorbet.
13:49Yes.
13:49We are very popular.
13:51Very popular.
13:52And what I want to say...
13:54The bar is popular.
13:55We're getting the popularity of the bar.
13:57Yeah, sure.
13:59The bar is very popular.
14:00What is very, very beautiful...
14:03For they...
14:04They was in the queue.
14:06Not asking me the table because it is...
14:09Abby Clancy and Peter Crouch.
14:11They wait on the line.
14:18They waited.
14:19Round of...
14:20They cued with the plebs.
14:24Because...
14:25He have waited and I give the best granita.
14:28I want the granita!
14:31I want the granita!
14:34I want the granita!
14:35Will you give me...
14:35We have made the granita.
14:37We are making the granita.
14:38We are making the granita.
14:38Did you bring a granita?
14:39Because I don't queue.
14:41You know that.
14:43Where is it?
14:45In the back there.
14:45Where is the granita?
14:46I want a granita.
14:47Granita.
14:49Excuse.
14:49Very popular.
14:51Where is the...
14:52Where is this very popular?
14:54Ear!
14:55Oh!
14:56Oh!
15:02So this...
15:03This is...
15:04This is yours, is it?
15:05You must say it's good, eh?
15:12Alright.
15:13Good.
15:17Good!
15:20It's unbelievable.
15:21But...
15:27This...
15:27Can I ask you a serious question?
15:29Yeah?
15:30Is it popular?
15:31It's popular.
15:33Oh, God, it's so good.
15:35Oh, that is...
15:38Save me some.
15:39No, it's not popular.
15:40Ladies and gentlemen, it is all the way from Cicely Soretto.
15:46Oh, ciao, ciao!
15:47Cheers!
15:49Cheers!
15:51Cheers!
15:52Cheers!
15:57Alright, so, let's give you one more.
15:59Let's see who this is.
16:03Who have we got?
16:11Alright.
16:12Remember me?
16:19I think I know the voice.
16:26I remember the voice, yeah.
16:28He's crying.
16:29Yeah, I'm not crying.
16:30You are crying.
16:32No, yeah, it's who I think it is, eh?
16:35Sorry, Pete?
16:36If it's who I think it is, yeah.
16:37I think it's the voice, cos he used to tell me what to do.
16:40Oh.
16:42So...
16:44What...
16:46What kind of thing would he say to do?
16:49He'd say, you know, a little step over, take two touches.
16:55I think it's... I think it's him.
16:57He looks different.
17:01APPLAUSE
17:04Jog his memory.
17:05Give it to him.
17:06He's just...
17:07He's just fallen over.
17:08Crouchy, get up!
17:12It's all coming flooding back.
17:14Oh, my God.
17:15So, Pete, do you happen to remember this gentleman's name, or indeed where it was and when you last saw
17:20each other?
17:20Yeah, yeah.
17:22No, you know what?
17:22I'd never forget him, cos he was a huge influence on my career.
17:25Oh.
17:25Genuinely.
17:26When I was a kid, erm...
17:28Like, I genuinely believed that my technique came from the grounding I had with, erm, Barry Quinn.
17:34Oh!
17:35APPLAUSE
17:44So, this was when Pete... How old were you when you...
17:47God, I must have been ten, eleven, nine, ten.
17:50Yeah, he was only about ten.
17:51Long time.
17:54So, Pete, big influence on your life.
17:57Like, honestly, a huge influence.
17:59I just think at that time, at that age, like, it's such a...
18:03Like, a time for you to develop, and I was just so lucky to have a coach like Barry...
18:08Yeah.
18:08..who just, I felt, got me to the next level, really, and I know I was only a baby,
18:13but I think that grounding was kind of what shaped the player I became.
18:16Yeah.
18:17Well, it must be lovely to hear that.
18:19APPLAUSE
18:21Did you spot the talent early with Pete?
18:24He had a fantastic attitude.
18:26He had natural talent, but always wanted to progress, always wanted to get better.
18:30Works harder than everybody else.
18:32He had great family support.
18:34Yeah.
18:34So, he was an absolute coach's dream.
18:37APPLAUSE
18:39And look at him now!
18:41Look at him!
18:43Was he a good...
18:43Was he a good boy, young Pete?
18:46He was.
18:47Did he listen?
18:47He did, yeah.
18:48He listened intently.
18:51Almost too much at times, because when he was with us,
18:56he thought that he was illegally with us,
18:58and when we shouted Pete Hyde, the man's here from the FA,
19:02he would run off, go through a hole in the fence,
19:04and wait to be called back in.
19:06LAUGHTER
19:07Why was he illegally there?
19:09He wasn't.
19:10We just thought it was funny.
19:13LAUGHTER
19:16Oh, Barry, it was absolutely great to see you.
19:19Barry, ladies and gentlemen, Pete, one of his first coaches.
19:24Come on!
19:26Yeah!
19:29All right, ladies and gentlemen, that was super fun.
19:32Let's hear it for Pete and Abi.
19:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:38So, ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for TV Takeover.
19:46So, this is where I take over someone's television,
19:51and they watch an entirely fake version of a television show
19:56which we make bespokely for them.
20:00So, this series, we've focused on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
20:06and Thursday night, 7.30.
20:09To be precise, I suppose, for most of our lives,
20:13we would have heard this music.
20:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:19It is one of the most successful soaps
20:22in this country's history, EastEnders!
20:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:28Now, it's unlikely, ladies and gentlemen,
20:30that anybody is as big a fan as Amanda.
20:35Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for my friend Amanda.
20:39Here she is.
20:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:45It's her husband, Mark.
20:48Hi, Sophie and Jack.
20:50Sophie and Jack, you're kids.
20:53So, EastEnders, tell me about EastEnders.
20:55Oh, it is my favourite show.
20:58I've never missed an episode.
21:00So, genuinely, I've never missed an episode.
21:02If I go on holiday, I will.
21:03So, this is actually an episode that you did miss.
21:06The whole of the country who watched EastEnders
21:08were watching the actual EastEnders,
21:10and we were actually, do you know, we were next door,
21:13we drilled a hole through the wall into your television,
21:17and we were playing our own version for only you to watch.
21:22Of course, your family were all in on it and did a very good job.
21:25Now, it's important before we watch it
21:27that we learn a little bit about you.
21:30So, why don't you tell us the story of when you were so shocked
21:34by, I think it was somebody's death, Lucy Beale.
21:38Tell us, Amanda, about this.
21:40So, once when I was watching EastEnders, I was having my tea,
21:43which was a bit of fried chicken, and it was a really upsetting episode.
21:50Lucy Beale had just died, and I was beside myself.
21:53Oh, no. I was absolutely crying and sobbing.
21:55I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
21:56And it was just horrendous. It was very harrowing, Michael.
21:58It was very harrowing. It was very harrowing.
22:00So, I took a deep breath in because I was crying,
22:03and I choked on the chicken.
22:05And my daughter had to ring an ambulance,
22:08my husband had to give the Heimlich manoeuvre to me,
22:11and the chicken shot out.
22:13And, of course, I'm still here.
22:15But Lucy Beale was still dead.
22:18OK.
22:19Well, let's all make a mental note of that story.
22:23So, Amanda, in her lovely, lovely home in Swansea,
22:27sat down last week to watch EastEnders.
22:30Let's have a look at Amanda's EastEnders TV Takeover.
22:36Ah, Swansea, the jewel in the Welsh crown,
22:40and home to Amanda,
22:41who's heading off for a day of work as a credit controller.
22:45Which means it's time for me to spring into action.
22:55Not easy.
23:05All right. So, here we are.
23:08Well, this is very dramatic, isn't it, Amanda?
23:10I have broken into your house while you were at work.
23:13But you do love a bit of drama.
23:15In fact, you like drama four times a week.
23:18And if we're going to make a fun episode,
23:21well, I'm going to need to take some stuff from your house.
23:24This is you here.
23:25This is you and your lovely husband, Mark.
23:27Have a good look at Mark,
23:28and maybe have a good look at me and Mark,
23:30because you've got a good idea for that.
23:32So, let's grab some candles.
23:35A little bit of love. Why not?
23:37Everybody needs love.
23:38It's all you need, some would say.
23:40And it's not all I need,
23:42because I'll be taking that and a lot more.
23:44I am struck by this wonderful assortment of crystals.
23:48I'll take one of those.
23:49I don't know what they're for, but hopefully...
23:53Oh, goodness.
23:54I hope that didn't break anyway.
23:56Crack off.
23:56This is nice.
23:58One of the things you have managed to learn through a life
24:01is all the flags of the world.
24:03That might be popping up.
24:05And I spotted up here a little CD.
24:08You are a huge fan of Bon Jovi.
24:11Who is it?
24:12So, maybe we can try and weave that into your EastEnders episode.
24:17Oh, hang on. What have we got in here?
24:19Maybe we can make their way from your laundry
24:24to one of the most famous laundries in this country.
24:28I've got to get myself to Walford.
24:30I don't know whether to take that little dog or your actual dog.
24:33Come on, boy.
24:34We've got to go in four.
24:36Oh, come on.
24:41A few hours later, and I'm on the set of EastEnders.
24:44Here I am, exiting Walford East Station.
24:49Yes, there's been some extraordinary storylines over the years.
24:52Who shot Phil Mitchell?
24:54Who killed Lucy Beale?
24:56And now, it's time for...
24:59Where is Amanda?
25:02You have never missed an episode of EastEnders, Amanda.
25:05But tonight, you will.
25:06Because the one you'll be watching, we're making especially for you.
25:12A few weeks later, it's Wednesday night.
25:15And like always, Amanda has meticulously planned her day of credit controlling
25:19to make sure she's home in time for the highlight of her entire day.
25:24EastEnders.
25:25She has no idea that her house is rigged with hidden cameras,
25:30with a crew watching her every move next door,
25:33and we've taken over her TV.
25:35Ready to override tonight's actual episode of EastEnders
25:39with her own personal episode.
25:41So while she thinks she's in control, she's not.
25:46We are.
25:48The cattle's on, so it's time for Amanda to take her position
25:52in her favourite chair, alongside daughter Sophie, son Jack,
25:56husband Mark, and of course, Floki, her dog,
25:59who are all in on it.
26:02Now on BBC One Wales, it's lights, camera, action.
26:11Lights, camera, action.
26:13Why is that nice?
26:14If only you knew Amanda.
26:20Here we go.
26:23Here's your hot chocolate.
26:24Oh, lovely.
26:25Thank you, Marie.
26:29Oh, there you are.
26:31Oh, not popular today, isn't it?
26:33Yes, cheers.
26:35Time to set up tonight's big storyline.
26:48Amanda!
26:51It's Amanda!
26:53A threatening letter from Amanda, the credit controller,
26:56has left in shame.
27:01After a few genuine EastEnders scenes.
27:03This is actually mental.
27:04I just can't deal with all the lies.
27:06Mate, you are way out of line.
27:07I don't need this.
27:08We find Cathy in the laundrette.
27:14Oh, never mind.
27:15What?
27:16That's...
27:17That's...
27:17That's my beach mat!
27:23What?
27:25What?
27:28The...
27:28Did you just see that?
27:30What?
27:34Now, will you notice the person calling is a composite of your husband's face and my face?
27:44Is she sort of seen dressing gown?
27:47Nope.
27:47Still fixated on the laundry.
27:50I'm just going to rewind it.
27:53Please don't.
27:56Hello, sweetheart.
27:58G&T, please, Alfie.
27:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:00Come now.
28:01Yeah, make it a double, yeah?
28:02I'm having a day of it.
28:03Yeah, you and me both.
28:04Oh, listen.
28:04I just want to test you on something.
28:06Okay, have a look at that.
28:07You are.
28:08Okay, so I'm doing a quiz, obviously, tonight.
28:10We're going to do a thing about flags of the world.
28:12I just want to make sure it's not too hard.
28:14I do those.
28:15Well, your party trick is knowing every flag in the world.
28:19Right, think carefully, right, concentrate.
28:21What's that one?
28:22I don't know.
28:23Sweden.
28:24Come on, Sweden.
28:26Come on, don't panic.
28:27Okay, right.
28:27What's that one?
28:29Beauty.
28:30I don't know.
28:31Wales.
28:32Wales has got a dragon on.
28:34You certainly know your flags, but how well do you know your own son, Jack?
28:39Keep an eye on him here in the kitchen.
28:41Where's he heading?
28:45The Queen, apparently.
28:47Spot him, Amanda?
28:50Nope.
28:54Look, this goes back years, yeah?
28:56When I was away from the square.
28:58I mean, look, I was in a bad place, alright?
29:00And this...
29:01This was a bad crowd.
29:03And of course, there was a ringleader.
29:06Amanda.
29:08She's known as the credit controller.
29:10What?
29:11That's me.
29:14Someone who can help you.
29:18Recognise anyone?
29:22That was Floki!
29:24Oh my God!
29:26What?
29:27Yes.
29:28Yes.
29:29Yes.
29:30Even your dog, Floki, seems to recognise himself.
29:34But I did think he might recognise me.
29:41Excuse me, er...
29:41Do you alright, love?
29:42Yeah, I was told you could help me with something.
29:44My name's Cathy.
29:46Yeah, it depends on what it is.
29:47Take a seat, what do you want to talk about?
29:50Erm...
29:50I need to track someone down.
29:52She's called Amanda.
29:54Amanda.
29:55Amanda?
29:55Yeah.
29:55Alright, keep talking.
29:57Who's here, actually?
29:59She's known as the credit controller.
30:00You wouldn't believe her.
30:01Wait a minute, what did you say?
30:02You say credit controller?
30:03Yeah.
30:04Alright, I think I've heard of her.
30:05This is serious.
30:06Time for a bit of fun now, with your all-time favourite artist, Bon Jovi.
30:11I don't get in touch with my mate, Tommy, alright?
30:14Tommy used to work on the docks.
30:16You need to be on strike.
30:17He's down and his luck is tough.
30:18Ssss.
30:21Well, we're off-way there, then.
30:24Take my handcuff.
30:25We'll make it, I swear.
30:27Why are they just fussing Bon Jovi lyrics?
30:33We'll find this Amanda.
30:34It's not...
30:35It's not...
30:35I think this is weird.
30:36It's dangerous.
30:38Ssss.
30:38What?
30:40What wrote this episode?
30:42We did, Amanda.
30:44Yeah, I was hoping to speak to you.
30:46Oh, it's nice in here.
30:49I got a few new bits.
30:50Yes, a few bits.
30:51A little freshen up.
30:53That's my opinion.
30:57Yes, Amanda.
30:58That is your cushion.
31:00Look, I'm not single.
31:02You hungry?
31:02Got some chicken there from the clunky sandwich.
31:04Oh, do you know what?
31:05I'm starving.
31:06I've not eaten all day.
31:09Oh, this is so funny.
31:10I may also have taken the sofa they are sitting on.
31:14Oh, the fuck?
31:15Oh, the sea pot.
31:18In fact, there's an awful lot of things from your house in this sea.
31:23But keep your eye on Cathy eating chicken.
31:26You know how dangerous that can be, Amanda.
31:28You know, I've been really into my crystals at the moment.
31:31Well, I've been getting this weird energy from this one.
31:34You know, I took it to a medium to get a reading.
31:38What are you going on about, Lauren?
31:40I know that it sounds mad, but...
31:42She said that someone is trying to reach me from beyond the grave.
31:46Yeah, spit it out, Lauren.
31:47She said it was Lucy Bale.
31:49What if you're doing?
31:59What if you're doing?
32:00Oh, my God.
32:02Oh, this is so sweet.
32:07Oh, my God.
32:09Oh, my God.
32:14OK. OK.
32:16Oh, my God.
32:18Time now to ramp up the search for the elusive Amanda.
32:22You're late. Am I?
32:24Yeah, it's all right, though. I found her.
32:26You ain't going to believe where she's at.
32:27Where?
32:28Daffodils, valleys, green, green grass at home.
32:33Rob Brydon, H from Steps,
32:36Bags Jones from The One Show, Gareth Bale.
32:39Where do you think we're going?
32:40Tottenham.
32:41We don't know what else.
32:43I know who is that.
32:46Swansea Gavner.
32:48Get in.
32:49Right for Pacey.
32:53Kaffley, we're nearly there. Brace yourself.
32:56She ain't going to believe us.
32:59What's going on?
33:01This is her street.
33:07They're outside our house.
33:09Yes.
33:09Shut up, Amanda.
33:11Your number's up.
33:14Oh, my God.
33:19Oh!
33:32Amanda!
33:33Oh, my God!
33:34Amanda!
33:37Oh, my God!
33:39Oh, my God!
33:41Oh, my God!
33:58Let's go through to the scene of the crime
34:26We made that EastEnders just for you
34:40The only bad news is you've actually missed EastEnders
34:51Give yourself a wave you will be watching this in the theatre what an amazing sport
34:56It's Amanda!
35:06Ladies and gentlemen, what are that?
35:09Amanda! Fantastic!
35:11Oh, it hurts my cheeks laughing at all
35:15I don't know what would go through your mind watching it
35:18It was real, I just could not believe that was going on
35:23And my things on there
35:25And I was like, this is really weird
35:27I can't even believe we took the sofa
35:29We took the whole sofa
35:32And I noticed the sofa
35:35And I didn't notice my own son
35:39These are the priorities
35:44Well, listen, you've been an amazing sport
35:46And it was worth it, ultimately
35:47Because, you know, you met Cathy, she came to your house
35:50Gillian, all the way to Swansea
35:52She was amazing
35:53And she's so lovely
35:54Yeah
35:54And we've got a little present, actually
35:56So this is...
35:58Well, this is your script
35:59This is your EastEnders script
36:01It's signed by Gillian Telforth
36:04Who's written a lovely little note to you
36:06And that's for you
36:07Thank you, sir
36:08Put that on the wall
36:08And you can...
36:10Oh, it certainly was
36:12It certainly was
36:13Thank you so much
36:13It was our absolute pleasure
36:15Ladies and gentlemen
36:16Tonight's star of TV Takeover
36:19Amanda!
36:26My next guest is the biggest selling classical artist of the century
36:33She is back performing on the big show
36:36I'm so happy that she is
36:37Ladies and gentlemen, the incredible Katherine Jenkins
36:53perdustudy
36:58My love, look at me
37:02You will see that
37:07Your time
37:08for you.
37:13In your heart,
37:17I'm looking for you.
37:21I don't want to find you anymore.
37:27Don't tell me
37:29there's no sense.
37:33Don't tell me
37:36why I'm dying.
37:40You know it's true.
37:44What I'll do
37:47is love you.
37:55Love you.
38:03Love you.
38:05Love you
38:07What I need
38:11Is
38:13Seguin Jason, oh no way, I'll sing with you.
38:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
39:28oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
39:32oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
39:32oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
39:32oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
39:32oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
39:47I'll do it for you.
40:01Jenko, Katherine Jenkins!
40:04So, listen, how's it all going?
40:09Tell me about this song.
40:10Is it part of an album of Bryan Adams songs?
40:12No, I'm actually...
40:15I'm a summer of 69!
40:20We have to do it.
40:21I feel like we have to do that.
40:23Well, it's part of my...
40:25Believe it or not, I'm celebrating this year my 25th year in music.
40:29That's extraordinary.
40:30And so I'm going to be going on tour in October.
40:33I can't believe it, but yes, there'll be a big UK tour in October.
40:37What a pleasure to have you on the show.
40:38Thank you for having me.
40:39The incredible, the sensational 25 years and still phenomenal.
40:44What a voice.
40:45It's Jenko, Katherine Jenkins.
40:47Love her!
40:52It is now time for the unexpected star star of the show!
41:01So, of course, this is where we surprise a star, right here on this very stage.
41:08So tonight, we are not surprising just one person, but an entire band or group.
41:14They have had four number one singles.
41:18They've sold over three million records.
41:19And made sure that double denim stayed in fashion forever.
41:25C'est la vie!
41:28It's bewitched!
41:33So, at the back of the theatre, you have no idea it's the theatre.
41:36So they come in through the back and every week we redress it as something else.
41:40Tonight, it is a wax work studio.
41:44Bewitched think they are coming to be immortalised in wax.
41:51OK, so they are here to be scanned, to go through a body scanner and then they will have a
41:58design consultation and then they will be turned into wax works.
42:04So, they are going to end up in this.
42:06Now, this is the 3D body scanner.
42:09So, they will be scanned on a 360.
42:11When they get to the front, that wall will collapse and then they will be on this very stage.
42:17Then the band are going to start playing C'est la vie, comme ça.
42:25Uh-oh!
42:33OK.
42:36Excellent work.
42:38Now, Caroline, our actor, she is waiting in the reception area.
42:43Hi, Caroline.
42:44So, we can have a little look around.
42:46So, I think we have Marilyn Monroe.
42:48There she is.
42:49Justin Bieber.
42:50Where's Bieber?
42:51Oh, not bad.
42:52And I think there might be one of me.
42:56Oh, there I am.
42:59Now, the witch digger will be part of a 90s-themed film.
43:03Exhibition, supposedly.
43:06As part of an 80s-themed exhibition is, uh, Sinita.
43:10Can you show us that?
43:11Because she's behind the curtain.
43:13Now, here's a bit of fun.
43:15That's actually Sinita.
43:26Sinita, if you can hear me, please give us a wave.
43:29Ladies and gentlemen, Sinita.
43:30There it is.
43:32APPLAUSE
43:34OK.
43:35So, you might have noticed there's another curtain there on the other side.
43:39And we are going to put a work-in-progress waxwork into that side.
43:47And when I say work-in-progress, what I mean is, um, well, have a little think and put your
43:54hands up if you have ever been mistaken for a celebrity in your life.
44:01Anybody?
44:02All right.
44:02What have we got?
44:03It's quite, quite good.
44:05Um...
44:06Oh, my God!
44:06Oh, my God!
44:07Hang on.
44:08Come on.
44:09Let's have a look at this first one.
44:11I think it's nice that everyone can have a look.
44:13Maybe we can have a guess before he says.
44:15But you do...
44:16You have a distinctive face.
44:18Say it.
44:19What's your name?
44:20Tony.
44:21Tony?
44:21Yeah.
44:22Oh!
44:22Anybody want to guess?
44:25Keanu Reeves!
44:28Do people say you look like Keanu Reeves?
44:29Every day.
44:30Really?
44:31I was going to go Owen Wilson!
44:33Oh!
44:34Yeah, if I do this...
44:37Yeah.
44:37And every day people say you look like Keanu Reeves.
44:39Every single day.
44:40I think five times, one on the train come in here.
44:43OK, that's good.
44:43Decent.
44:44All right.
44:44Who else?
44:45Who else have we got?
44:45It's a really good start.
44:46Hello, darling.
44:48OK.
44:48Oh, no!
44:49I'm getting something!
44:51Oh, I am!
44:52Come on, come up, come up!
44:53Yes, I am!
44:54It's good!
44:55This is amazing!
44:56OK, I think it's a good one.
44:57What's your name?
44:58Christine.
44:58Christine.
44:59Well done.
45:00Join me on stage.
45:02So, this is Christine.
45:03If you could stand next to Keanu Reeves.
45:07So, Christine.
45:09Oh, it's quite good.
45:10Who do we think Christine looks like?
45:14Olivia Colman.
45:14Olivia Colman, is that what...?
45:16Christine, you really do look like Olivia Colman.
45:20How often...
45:21How often do people say that?
45:23Quite frequently.
45:25This is excellent.
45:25It's a really good start.
45:27OK, anybody else?
45:28What...?
45:28What...?
45:31Vicky McClure.
45:32Yeah.
45:33It's quite good.
45:34Come on, come on, Vicky McClure.
45:36Nice to meet you.
45:37What's your name?
45:38Mickey.
45:38Hi, Mickey.
45:39Mickey, not Vicky.
45:40OK, well done.
45:41Who else have we got?
45:42Who else have we got?
45:44Sorry, I'm coming through here.
45:46We had some over here.
45:47Hello, mate.
45:48Who do people think you look like?
45:49Peter Kay.
45:51Peter Gay.
45:54It's quite funny because it's not great.
45:56Come on.
45:59What's your name?
46:00Dan.
46:01Come on, Dan.
46:02All right, anybody else?
46:03We've got Dan as Peter Kay.
46:04Anybody else?
46:05Now I'm going to get down to anybody
46:07who's ever been told, like, even once.
46:10Just even once.
46:11Put your hand up.
46:12Even once.
46:13OK, Bewitched are on their way.
46:15Who was yours?
46:17It's not bad, you know.
46:19OK, one more, Emma Thompson.
46:20You're coming up, quick.
46:22What was yours?
46:25Orlando Bloom, please join us on this stage.
46:30OK, we're going to ask the audience to decide.
46:32OK, come round here, come round here.
46:35Nice to meet you.
46:35What's your name?
46:36Helen.
46:36Hi, Helen.
46:37Hello, mate.
46:38Dan.
46:38Hi, Dan.
46:39We've got a couple of Dans.
46:40So, please don't decide if they're that good.
46:43Just whatever we think is going to be funniest.
46:44Because what's going to happen is they're going to be
46:46in the other curtain and then we're going to say to Bewitched,
46:49who do you think this is?
46:50OK?
46:53Those in favour of Keanu Reeves, make some noise.
46:58Olivia Colman.
47:01Vicky McClure.
47:04Peter Kay.
47:08Emma Thompson.
47:12Orlando Bloom.
47:16All right, we're down to our final two.
47:18Let's...
47:19Thank you, guys.
47:20You can return to your seats.
47:21Nice to see you.
47:22Thank you, guys.
47:22Well done.
47:24Oh, they're both quite good.
47:27OK, it's so close.
47:28Let's settle this with the staring competition.
47:31You have to see if you...
47:32Keep completely still.
47:34Because you are waxworks.
47:36All right?
47:36Go.
47:49All right.
47:51I'm going Peter Kaye.
47:52Peter, you've got it.
47:53Thank you very much.
47:55All right, Peter.
47:56Go on, you're going to get it sorted.
47:58Well done.
47:59Don't move when you're in there and don't say a word!
48:02LAUGHTER
48:03OK, let's settle in.
48:06Here you go.
48:08Hello!
48:09Hi!
48:10Come on in.
48:12Hello.
48:13Lovely to meet you.
48:14Come and take a seat.
48:15Welcome to the studios.
48:16Hi.
48:17Come and sit down.
48:18Hello.
48:19Come and sit down.
48:20Oh, pop your jacket on.
48:22Hi.
48:23It is.
48:24Hello.
48:24Welcome.
48:25Lovely to see you.
48:25Sorry to keep you waiting.
48:27It has been a busy day.
48:28We'll take you through in a second.
48:30We'll take you through in just a second.
48:31Get the process started.
48:32We'll get the process started.
48:34You ever had a wax before?
48:35So, have anyone ever had a wax before?
48:37Yeah.
48:38I've never had a wax.
48:39I'm sorry.
48:42Well, this shouldn't be as painful, so that's good.
48:44And it's amazingly accurate.
48:46It's amazingly accurate as well.
48:47Like, you'll be amazed.
48:49Have a look at Marilyn.
48:50What do you think?
48:50I mean, have a look at Marilyn.
48:51What do you think?
48:52It's amazing.
48:53It is.
48:53The skins and the hands, beeps.
48:55That's good.
48:56That's really good.
48:57Oh, my gosh.
48:58Really, really good.
48:59It's really accurate, so...
49:05Wow.
49:05We'd like to show you our latest work.
49:06We'd like to show you our latest, actually.
49:08We do like to think that you should be able to recognise who the waxwork is.
49:12You should be able to recognise the, you know, waxwork instantly.
49:15Yeah.
49:15Now I feel under pressure.
49:17So, I'm going to show you one, and can you say who you think it is?
49:19And if you could just tell us who you think it is, OK?
49:21So, we'll just have a look.
49:23It's great to get your advice.
49:24OK, ready?
49:25So, who's this?
49:28Centimetre.
49:29Centimetre.
49:30Fantastic.
49:31We just finished that yesterday.
49:31We just finished that one yesterday.
49:32Yeah, that's one of my favourites.
49:33Do you want another little peek?
49:34Do you want another little peek?
49:36OK, you ready?
49:37I'm going to show you something else.
49:39It's beautiful, isn't it?
49:41She is incredible.
49:43It is.
49:43It's incredible.
49:44Now, we do have a work in progress.
49:45We have a work in progress as well.
49:47And I would love you to guess who it might be.
49:49Well, I'd love you to guess our next one, if you can.
49:51I mean, I think it's brilliant, this one.
49:53You'll be really impressed.
49:54I don't know who it is.
50:03I don't know who it is.
50:07I don't know who it is.
50:10I don't know who it is.
50:12I don't know who it is.
50:13OK.
50:14He's got Irish roots, I think.
50:16He's got Irish roots, I think, actually.
50:17Oh, my God.
50:18Stop it.
50:19Yeah.
50:19One more quick look.
50:20Are you ready?
50:21OK, here we go.
50:22I don't know who it is.
50:25I don't know who it is.
50:26Is that really not real?
50:27Is that so real?
50:29It looks really real.
50:30You don't know that one.
50:31I'll give you a clue.
50:32I'll give you a clue.
50:33Garlic bread.
50:33Garlic bread.
50:35What?
50:36Garlic bread, that's the clue.
50:38That's so confused.
50:40She's like Canadian or something.
50:40She's not really a real person.
50:42No, no, that sounds great as well.
50:45They're so accurate, they're great, aren't they?
50:47Peter.
50:48Peter.
50:49Cellars.
50:49Peter.
50:51Peter.
50:51Peter.
50:51Peter.
50:52It was.
50:53It was Peter K, you said.
50:56Last peek, last peek.
50:58Peter K.
50:59Look, have another look.
50:59Are you ready?
51:00OK, here we go.
51:02No, that's a real model.
51:05That's not Peter K.
51:07All right, take them through.
51:09Let's get them scanned.
51:10OK.
51:10Do you want to just follow me through, ladies?
51:12We're going to start your scan.
51:13It's just through this way, so I think Dan should be back out here again.
51:17Come on through.
51:18Please.
51:23So, come on through.
51:24This is the scanner, OK?
51:27I'm going to give you one of these.
51:28Kiwi, that's assist in the spot over there.
51:30You're going to stand on that one here.
51:31This one's for you on the spot, just on the end there.
51:34See the spot on the floor?
51:35Like facing that way?
51:36Yeah, facing the scanner.
51:38Lindsay.
51:39And here we go, my love, on that spot there.
51:42OK, so this is going to show you some poses.
51:45I need you to copy the pose and just hold it.
51:48The platform is going to move.
51:50It's going to rotate, OK?
51:51While the scan happens.
51:52And you hold the pose as it's moving.
51:54And that's it, OK?
51:55I'll leave you to it.
51:56Unless there's been the wrong thing.
51:58I feel like it's an MRI or something, and you can't come in.
52:02Initialising.
52:03Oh, look!
52:04I look like, um...
52:06Oh, no, the microphone is there.
52:09Oh, what's that?
52:11Right, what's that?
52:13That's...
52:14Oh, Jamie!
52:15Oh, Jamie!
52:16OK.
52:17Steady feet, everyone!
52:19Steady feet, everyone!
52:20Ha, ha, ha, ha!
52:22What the hell is that?
52:23Yes.
52:24Give me a clap.
52:32Come on, baby!
52:55Oh, oh, oh, oh!
52:57What?
52:59I said, hey, boy, sitting in your tree.
53:02When you're always once, here it comes back to you.
53:05You're looking for walks.
53:06I get down from your tree.
53:08Now sitting in the sky.
53:09I wanna know just what I do.
53:11Is it very big as a room for two?
53:14Got a house with the windows and doors.
53:15I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
53:18Gotta let me in and work.
53:21Hey, hey, hey!
53:22Let the fun begin.
53:26Hey, hey, hey!
53:27I'm a wolf today.
53:29Hey, hey, hey!
53:31I'll hug, I'll hug, I'll hug, I'll hug, I'll hug, I'll follow you away!
53:36I'll do what I want.
53:39Say you will, say you will, say to me.
53:42Say lovey!
53:43Say you will, say you won't, say you will.
53:47I'm a close, yeah.
53:49Say to me.
53:50C'est la vie
53:52Play with the girls, play with the boys
53:55Do you ever get lonely, play with the toys
53:57Can song, we can sing
53:59I'll be the queen, you'll be the king
54:02In your tree, fold down your ladder
54:05Make a room for me
54:06Gotta hold the windows and doors
54:08Show you mine if you're showing yours
54:11Gotta let me in
54:12Come on you guys, watch it
54:15Let the fun begin
54:17Come on!
54:18Hey, yeah, I'm a wolf today
54:22Hey, hey, hey
54:24I hope, I hope, I hope, I'll follow you away
54:28Hey, hey, hey, hey
54:31Do what I don't
54:32Stay with me
54:34All right
54:35Stay with me
54:36Oh, oh, oh, oh
54:37Stay with me
54:39Do what I don't
54:41Stay with me
54:42What do you like?
54:44Stay with me
54:45Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
55:05hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
55:08hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
55:09hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
55:09hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
55:09hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
55:13Say it well if you want
55:16Say it you do what I do
55:18Say your truth say to me
55:21Sagchanging
55:22Then say you won't
55:25Say your cause
55:26Say your truth say to me
55:29You wanna say sag simplify
55:31Say your will say did you want
55:33Say your doing what I do
55:35Say your truth say to me
55:38Oh you're not new guys
55:39Saggiving
55:40I'm happy
55:42I'm happy
55:46I'm happy
55:48I'm happy
55:53I'm happy
55:54My girls
55:56Ladies and gentlemen
55:58Our unexpected star stars
56:01of the show
56:01Who wins?
56:13You were in the room in there, your head
56:17You noticed my head?
56:18Yes, I noticed your head
56:19Oh my god
56:22So we're not being made into wax dummies
56:25I'm so disappointed
56:26My daughter wanted it
56:28We will probably have to arrange that
56:31at another time
56:31We are all here to surprise you
56:34All here
56:34The band and everything
56:36You guys knew
56:37We were with them last night
56:40We all had to keep this secret from you
56:42so that you would land on the stage
56:44and go straight into that amazing song
56:46Weren't they amazing ladies and gentlemen?
56:52We haven't done that for 20 years
56:55Well, it was amazing
56:57Thank you
56:57Was that actually Sunita?
57:00Yes, it was Sunita
57:00No, that was actually Sunita
57:04Oh my gosh
57:05That's a person
57:06You hear that?
57:07There's Sunita giving us a wave
57:08There's Sunita
57:09Oh my gosh
57:12And do you know that man that we said was Peter K
57:15Yeah, who was that? Poor fella
57:16Just some bloke in the audience
57:17Oh my gosh
57:19There he is
57:20I'm sorry
57:22He did well
57:23Oh my gosh
57:24Because I was like
57:25I'm sure I know who Peter K is
57:26I was like
57:27I was like
57:28He moved, his eyes moved
57:29But listen
57:31Tell us about your life then
57:32What's going on?
57:33I mean
57:33What are you up to?
57:34What's the plan?
57:34I know
57:34Well we've got loads of gigs
57:35Hopefully you'll see a tour of us around
57:38Well you might have more gigs
57:39We're going to have a new single as well
57:40We've got a new single called Firefly
57:42And that will be out in a couple of weeks
57:43Firefly, let's go
57:44Ladies and gentlemen
57:44One more time
57:45The amazing
57:48Bewitched
57:50You're welcome
57:51You're welcome
57:52Thank you very much
57:54Goodnight Bravo
57:54Thank you
57:56Thank you
57:56Thank you
57:59If you'd like to nominate someone for the unexpected star of the show or for any other surprise
58:04Go to bbc.co.uk slash bigshow for all the details
58:09What?
58:09What is going on?
58:11Next week Jade Braves sent them all
58:13There's music from Jack Savaretti
58:16and we have a sensational unexpected star of the show
58:34Jumping up
58:35Jumping up
58:35Jumping up
58:48Jumping down
58:51Jumping down