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00:06great audience already sent out episode 7 27 of a cup fever 26 my friend and
00:16really interesting night for our friend Johnny Infantino he was he's been through
00:21the way is it Johnny or is it Johnny Johnny Infantino it's just it's Johnny
00:27Johnny and what kind of a guy is he he's a smart tough man smart smart tough man
00:33yeah right last time I checked with the Wall Street how he stocks no stock has
00:38gone through the roof that's always good anyway very good at the at the
00:44Switzerland versus Columbia game he was in the that's what he got so we just have
00:52a look at him sitting in the stand complicated world cup of the three host
00:55nations and the Infantino will be pleased and that was muted wasn't they could
01:01they could see them riding the levels because they knew it was going to
01:04happen he was getting booed there booed at the game so we bring ourselves I think a
01:10bit tough we have forgotten everybody we had a little yes they are because we have
01:14forgotten where we were a little while ago with the former boss of FIFA set
01:19bladder whose last public appearance was this having fake money thrown at him in a game show
01:27called bribe or no bribe wasn't these the people he works they were a lot of people getting arrested in
01:34a
01:34Swiss hotel with the blankets over the head I mean we've all been there so let's just
01:39remember what a strange world it used to be and it also yes who can forget and I've my mom
01:46I'll
01:46probably cry when Johnny Johnny Infantino he Johnny Infantino Johnny he delivered one of the most
01:53inspirational was an inclusive speeches of all time today I feel African
02:03today I feel gay today I feel disabled today I feel I should not have taken Trump's call
02:20he owns up to his own foibles okay he's a good man he's human now that that's cleared up time
02:29to
02:29update thanks to you
02:30and the results let's look at the results as follows Argentina and FIFA get through
02:42versus Egypt that's the second in a row second three two in a row second three two in a row
02:46and then cheese Louise talk about eating your vegetables nil all between Switzerland and
02:51Colombia and now finally four three on penalties before we even get into the highlights can I
02:56quite seriously say here that soccer is are really not that far away have a think about those results
03:01back in Melbourne but apart from that yeah I mean results wise quite seriously you know for I mean
03:07because this is is my bugbear we sit around and then we tread water for the next three years
03:11and then hopefully we get through them to the next World Cup but yeah have a look at that I
03:14mean we we ended up second in our group okay were we that much worse than the US they they
03:20were now
03:20pretty lamely we we we went to we you know we went to penalties with Egypt even last World Cup
03:27we we
03:28all we put it up to the Argentina so so we shouldn't sit back and just say no no no
03:34and look the key
03:35difference is that the mindset change particularly with the African nations this time around
03:40is that they no longer rock up expecting to get beaten so that's even in the way that Egypt today
03:47looked down the barrel of the camera and said FIFA cheated us out of this game you can say that
03:52we can say they're complaining and it's sore losers or whatever however it speaks to the fact
03:56that they believe that they were the better team on the day against Messi's Argentina and that they
04:01believe the game was taken from them sure if you want to get up them for complaining however it means
04:06that their mindset going into it was we are not inferior and we can beat this lot but Ed Cabo
04:11Verde
04:11Cabo Verde felt exactly like that that's that is amazing yeah absolutely right and look it does help
04:16if you've got 30 players born in France you can call on but that's a topic for another day
04:24my friend but your point is a good one we should not go into the next one going oh please
04:28man we have
04:28some goals um all right so let's look at Argentina versus Egypt an absolute wonderful game and
04:35Egypt took took the lead and okay penalty Messi has missed five out of the ten penalties he has
04:42taken that is amazing non in World Cup finals and they're going to have to change it McAllister is
04:47going to have to take them from now on this is one of the great goals that were disallowed which
04:52we will talk about next for this foul stepping on the foot we're going to talk about the VAR
04:56in a moment and then another just a wonderful breakaway goal look at the excellent they all fall asleep
05:01the defenders look like tiredness to me they think they've got it it's two nil and then Messi moves
05:07himself to the right wing to try and find some space and wouldn't you know it he was right
05:11everyone puts this over the bar everyone in the world except the greatest player of all time that
05:16is unbelievable and then have a look at the calmness of the ball from Lattaro Martinez
05:19uh yeah Messi's happy right on their head look at that come on that they do not lie down and
05:26they
05:26march on and yeah I understand the disappointment yep um very much so the disallowed goal Santo this is
05:32one of the big bar things that they were complaining about so this is the first so this is Egypt's
05:36goal
05:36there so just look at that so someone goes down at that point down that end of the ground have
05:41a look
05:41at this one here this is one of the best runs I've seen in a World Cup look at that
05:45that was a nutmeg
05:46there gets away from the sliding tackle then passes it on the movement that is one of the great games
05:52yet it was called back I know I know and I don't sell it for that yep so he stepped
05:58on the foot
05:58steps on the foot okay you usually yeah you don't get away with that unless you get a phone call
06:03from
06:04Trump because that is very similar to that uh that is amazing but then okay so that was contentious
06:10I guess that Ed uh sorry um Joe I'll look this way for Joe so that that that is a
06:16I guess that's a foul
06:17yeah well in isolation come on Ed say what you think yeah sorry I think it's soft I think that's
06:23a
06:23soft I think the ref was there he made the call I don't think there's a need for VR to
06:26overturn okay
06:27so there's a need for Argentina to go there there is a little bit now now so let's have a
06:32look at
06:32Argentina's winning goal here so that happens inside the box there Salah goes down they stop
06:38some of the Egypt players stop Martinez picks it up look at the run and then he just stops on
06:43the
06:44ball lovely one goes oh yeah there's someone there he is and bang you're in a case if we can
06:49look at
06:50the moment down the other end of the ground so there's Salah and bang there's contact there there
06:55actually is contact there it's minimal contact so it's minimal contact yes yes however had that
07:02happened outside the box they would have stopped it they would have because there's a lower threshold
07:06for fouls outside the box than inside the box so literally he he so he he it's so hard he
07:13drew a
07:13foul he should have drawn it outside the box it's so hard to know how to cheat in real time
07:18you need to you need to do your flopping outside the box these days you're better off flopping
07:24outside the bar Joe made a note of that so you are you are very much willing to anyway that
07:30didn't
07:30writing a note doesn't deserve a cutaway that is ridiculous updating his cv but sento Messi most of
07:39the uh the most of the attention is on Messi is incredible now how many goals has he scored now
07:43in
07:43consecutive games he scored in six consecutive knockout stage matches and without a sister Romero
07:51he's overtaken Diego Maradona with the most assists and equal all time with the old West German I I
07:57thought that that would have deserved a cutaway and he got a cutaway the writing
08:01it's a weird episode you said you want to fight you got a new I hope yeah okay so this
08:11so this is
08:12the guy who reckons that oh in the oh in the crowd he reckons he's the goat right because I'm
08:17just going
08:18just if you can just freeze it there because I've noticed something about the headgear no not what
08:23font is that no I'm not going to do anything about the fun I'm my new segment is called what
08:28species is
08:28that that's not a goat that's is that a llama is that it it's like an alpaca is is it
08:35a mule is it
08:36a mule is it a draw it's a bit dromedary is it a dromedary absolutely it's dromedary I mean is
08:41it is
08:42it a is it an entree or a main course and here to help us out is Robert Irwin I
08:49still don't know
08:49what that is available that is not a goat it's no oh wow you're very strong on that I think
08:54about
08:54should we move on to the next match oh wow if you want yes in fact I'd like to do
09:00some more
09:01dromedary so yeah you're right Switzerland versus Colombia speaking of dromedaries here it goes uh the
09:07highlights of Switzerland versus Colombia oh look there were chances Kobel the Swiss goalie uh had an
09:12an excellent match I thought both goalies were very good I agree I agree uh also yeah Vargas had
09:16a good game uh Switzerland missing their two best players and it showed but they both they both had a
09:22go
09:22santo uh header off the bar you gotta keep that down that was right at the end as well yeah
09:27and
09:27then towards the end Colombia with the chance this is it this is it central defenders they're not good
09:34at taking penalties and then uh Kobel save and then Vargas beats Vargas and Switzerland go through
09:41santo so central defenders and stutterers have not been good in this in this have not been good no just
09:49on
09:49the on the on the on the on the referee yeah I don't know who the referee was but on
09:53his back you
09:54know how they have the names it should have been negative Nelly really because have a look at how
09:57negative this referee says no penalty referee says there's no foul there referee says no foul referee on
10:11field call is no penalty I haven't heard that many no since I was on Love Island well I haven't
10:19heard
10:20that many no since I pitched Santa Chalera searching for Italy to SDS you know what they did what they
10:26do
10:26are they sang a witch back at me what's Tucci ever done mind you might and the pitch for what
10:34font is
10:34that for quiz show that was even worse yeah lots of no's on that one that's available on Viceland
10:39should we go should we uh the penalties the penalties so okay the penalties have so have a look at
10:46this
10:46penalty from Davidson Sanchez is thumped against the bar bang did it cross the line no way of telling in
10:52real time too fast way too fast even in slow-mo you can't tell so that's the ball the chip
10:57in the
10:58ball in the tree under yes the chip in the ball did its job in selling tin indicating that the
11:03ball
11:03did not cross the line the technology in the balls the technology in the ball is so close the chip
11:07is
11:07so clever it's so versatile that I actually use my tree under to swipe in when I go to work
11:11did you
11:12know that absolutely works in the listening when I swipe in and then when I go to the office
11:18I swipe in even when I leave the office you know when I'm leaving when I leave the office I
11:25swipe in
11:26on the way out of the car park no it's just magnificent hang on it works really well you
11:30get a car park yeah I didn't get a car park I didn't get a car park at SBS you
11:36have a tree under though
11:37I do have a tree well when I try well so when I come when I go to work of
11:41course I use it on the
11:42train go through there and and then if I if it's nice weather out I'll use it for my e
11:48-bar it's a
11:50clever ball it's a very clever ball and then even if I and if I'm hungry I'll use it to
11:54just pass myself
11:56a coffee there do you have a tree under I have a tree under but I just find it a
12:03bit bulky well
12:04you know so I opted for the implant instead yeah banana not only do you get a cutaway your tree
12:20under
12:20gets a cutaway it's a cutaway did we so we didn't get time to give you an acting implant when
12:26we come
12:28back we are blessed to be joined one of the most high profile football professionals the world has
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13:0426 you can catch us every night on the world cup 7 30 uh sbs on demand uh and then
13:08on youtube
13:09but uh santo chelaro 27 uh shows in uh you look you do look a little bit tense and I
13:14I'm sorry to
13:14spring this on you but a little bit of tightness a little bit attention it's not tense it's just that
13:18I mean I haven't kept my steps up it's all that you're feeling a bit stiff and I get the
13:22joints and
13:22everything like that yeah you're so lucky um we are now so lucky to be joined uh by the highest
13:28profile uh sports massage sports body professional that the world has ever known please welcome
13:33glenn robbins oh wow wow i'm in order myself i can't believe i am as good as i am
13:49so many people know you uh glenn robbins is an incredible comedian um less people know that you
13:55are the world's most no no decorate well football i have decorated i have um massaged some people
14:03that are in the soccer world pretty incredible how high can how high are you willing to divulge
14:09how high in the soccer world have you massaged how high up are you willing to divulge today
14:13david beckham wait wait wait wait is this a beer or is this true no it's true i was doing
14:20a radio show
14:20with andy lee and i was talking about the fact that you know when you get a massage at a
14:25shopping center
14:26they do at the end they do the choppy chop chop yep which which is pathetic you know this is
14:31sbs
14:31choppy chop chop and just be careful
14:35to be fair that's just one of adam's new shows
14:40uh uh uh and i was saying that my finishing move is a lot better than the oh than that
14:46really that
14:46yeah and anyway that's a little bit a little bit wiggles there but anyway so your signature move your
14:52end move my end move right is pretty impressive wow yeah and anyway so later that week we were
14:58interviewing david beckham and andy said to david beckham glenn has got a really good finishing
15:04move in massage do you mind if if he gives you one so i massage david beckham right and i
15:10did the
15:11move and he went well that's all right in here well and it doesn't get any better than that
15:18and it was in the netflix special that he did but they cut it out too saucy all right well
15:26i mean
15:27we're here and we're feeling very tense would you could you possibly maybe dem what do you mean
15:32i can't i can't give it away i can't give it away because once the world find out finds out
15:40masseuse what if we what if we redacted it what if you say if you were to work on santa
15:47but we
15:47redacted the move what if that means what's redacted what if we blacked it out like a chip in your
15:53balls callback joke okay so what if we what if we just if we if you go up and if
16:02you can do
16:03something where you can cover up where you cover up the move yes who do you want me to massage
16:07santa
16:07santa i'm the i'm the oh you're the tense one yeah okay so i'll come around here all right
16:11coming around here so if we can just maybe put some oh there you go that's good now this is
16:18the
16:18old finishing move okay that's the old one not that impressive okay now so i start like this and
16:23you do feel a bit tense that feels good doesn't it that feel good that feels all right yeah okay
16:27and
16:27then i do i work up here like that for a while then i do the finishing move which is
16:31this oh oh yeah
16:33wow geez that's that's amazing oh wow that's all clear please don't tell anybody about that because
16:48if word gets out uh you know everyone will want one but if you hang around up and say i'll
16:52see what i i can
16:54do i've got some more wow how do you how do you feel santa i feel like i'm a well
17:00i feel like i'm
17:0065 again i feel great thank you so much that was quite incredible and now well whether you are here
17:09would you mind i'm sorry to spring this on you but would you mind running a professional
17:15masseuse body professional eye over some unusual things that have been happening in the tournament
17:18that i've had i've had trouble understanding in the massage world yes absolutely would you mind
17:23all right well uh oh well here's the first one the use of the this one the spray the magic
17:28spray
17:29yeah oh yeah yeah i know what's going on here you know you've got the blood rule yeah well now
17:34they've got the bo rule is that right yeah right yes so the they do is that right the bo
17:41rule and it's
17:42uh upstairs and it's one two and down there because i noticed that was on the back so but
17:51yeah but it's still upstairs i guess technically yeah glenn and you go santo please you're not a
17:55professional i apologize i know you're sorry about him yeah he's gone a bit weird since i touched him
18:01he had in all my years of working i have never touched him like that ever oh really once on
18:06russell
18:07croyd he loves it when i put the outfit on and is that right let's go to the tape um
18:14i do i got what
18:16says now glenn is this the okay so this is what are they doing it's nice pack what is that
18:20no that's
18:20not okay he's got indigestion does he and um and what normally he is he's an egyptian yes with
18:29indigestion yes and in a minute they'll stand him up and they'll rub him like this
18:38that's offensive
18:42he's a bit of a bit of a mummy's boy wasn't he just a little bit yes yeah just stick
18:51around for
18:51bin night later because we will be doing is that all you got me on no no no because i
18:57have been made
18:59aware of something uh excuse me masseuse have you been to the any of the matches have you been oh
19:03i
19:04know what you're going to say i know what's happening yeah i knew it yes i have i don't
19:09know whether you've seen them there are these videos where they photograph beautiful people
19:13from around the world and they photograph them in the crowd and uh i i didn't know the camera was
19:19on
19:19me anyway you can look at the video tape there are there's scotland there's senegal uh there's
19:25sweden and there's australia
19:35i'm a heavy hitter what can i say no i get it i suspect that was a bit of average
19:40intelligence
19:40in the technology i think my joke was better than yours
19:45that message has unlocked some questionable material um masseuse would you mind yes i look good i look
19:51good you look great you actually look wonderful um masseuse would you stick around uh after the
19:57break to help us with with bin night some of our yes would you run yeah because we've got a
20:02night
20:02off tomorrow so we've got to clear out a few clear out a few and if you need any help
20:05you need a bit
20:06of a massage or something if you do something bad i'm here to help you all right it's a magic
20:09spray
20:09by the way oh really i'll need the spray for you guys wow we're back with bin night with our
20:14professional masseuse glenn robbins right
20:24this is fan frenzy
20:36submit your entry now
20:47what are you guys just staying having a bit of fun on the road on the road what are you
20:53guys you
20:53listening to a podcast what are you listening to over there uncle arthur
20:58don't smoke uncle arthur seriously of course not he made this no he didn't make this neck
21:04the other one yeah the other one um everybody was going who's uncle arthur but anyway professional
21:10masseuse uh glenn robbins thank you so much for for being here uh now sandy oh actually do you know
21:15sadly we do have to start with something a little bit more serious we've got our in memoriam package
21:19uh yeah chance to reflect and it's the egypt edition uh today of our cup fever in memoriam package as
21:25we
21:25say goodbye to uh the egypt coach yeah egypt coach's twin brother yeah and their other brother
21:35so gone too soon sadly gone too soon gone too soon thank you for everything they did
21:41now uh producer joe we love your feedback so you can dm us at cup fever au or you can
21:49uh send glennie a message on only fans if you want to and we've had a wonderful message here uh
21:54from a viewer called ella now ella sent us a photo and writes in and says thank you ellie
21:59sweetheart she says the cup fever is her favorite show and that her favorite segment is bin night
22:05because we have a rest day glennie tomorrow uh and we have to clean out the studio every day for
22:12glenn
22:12but yeah you didn't have to take that from him so what we've got it's time for midnight glennie and
22:20you're going to help us uh decide yes do you know how it works do you know how it works
22:23i haven't seen
22:24the show uh i'm big on your antique antique road show actually i've got a transistor down here
22:34so glenn if it's really bad it goes into the toxic waste if it's just a little bit if it's
22:39bad it goes
22:40into the landfill but if it's good and it comes back it goes into the recycling that's good okay
22:46yeah so these are so these are just observations that we've made over the week things that we weren't
22:50sure about all right so who uh who would like you're going first i'll go first okay so um i'll
22:57start with this so we've got it all here i'm just starting on this morning's match from uh egypt
23:03versus switzerland and uh most salah played and he he was quite focused at the beginning but then he
23:09just started losing a bit of focus and he lost that focus and he never quite regained that focus
23:15the focus just went and he never got it back and you didn't get it back either and uh and
23:22i'm gonna
23:22go landfill that's a good start glad that didn't end up but if you do suffer from telling these jokes
23:28i
23:28can give a little rub if you like oh really a little rub i'll do the special move wow okay
23:33i don't know i would have told that even worse yeah i don't know if that's possible so i um
23:40glenn these players are so impressive yes i i'm watching the match the other day
23:44in front of the portugal match and they say both of these big seven different languages
23:48renato vega the central defender for portugal speaks seven different languages how many languages do
23:52you speak lenny i don't i speak half you're on half i'm on three so yeah no no english look
24:00i'll
24:00i'll help you guys out because i can i'll read lips and translate for you i speak english um also
24:04from
24:05the mexican game i speak spanish look at the coach here he says uh gordon how are you he said
24:13gordon how
24:14are you and then i also say croatian yeah he also speak croatian uh i'll translate for you here
24:21she says i'm not sure about that i will say you are going towards toxic down towards landfill
24:30a message for you sir oh wow all right chelaro go in do you know what uh haiku is yes
24:41i do it's
24:42like a little poem it's like a minimalist japanese form of poetry consisting of three short lines yes
24:47uh do you want to hear my favorite haiku yes please my favorite haiku is
24:54doku lukaku subs remaining two
25:01no there it is
25:07what if i said what if i said loku plays sudoku while lukaku plays with his labubu
25:14i like it
25:18okay um masseuse it is uh very important when you're refereeing a match that you make your
25:24gestures clear so here we go if you're refereeing morocco you've got to make sure that your handball
25:29gestures are very very clear very very clear with your gestures however if you're refereeing germany
25:34you've got to be very careful with how you do that
25:45cup fever who is it it's the owner of sbs
25:49is it like little boo-boo stuff no well that's a great reminder that clip actually we can stream all
25:5450 seasons of nazi mega structures on sbs oh wow that's very good including the one on the eagle's
26:00nest because that's my favorite that's your favorite one yeah okay let me show you something from the
26:05uh netherlands tunisia game uh glenn please and now i want to show you something watch out it's very
26:11scary the captain scary appeared to push it home it's scary it's scary because his name's scary
26:20his name's scary his name's scary oh look i think i know that can i do it myself well i
26:25didn't even
26:25get it so that goes in there so you're obviously in that in that uh compilation of very attractive
26:34people in the crowd yes and i think it's a bit gratuitous myself no no no i'm here as an
26:39ally to
26:40say stop poking pointing out attractive women in the crowd this has to stop all right then no
26:45she's just a fan leave her no that's no no no leave this woman alone
26:50i can't do that she's just there to see a match and she's being objectified man just as woman
26:55yes um okay do you know what the footy show someone say turn it up do we need some spray
27:04here yeah
27:05oh yes i forgot about it oh you actually have to pop oh wow it's russell coit magic
27:11what species is that yeah what's in it uh it it's a low irritant fly spray okay it doesn't
27:20kill the flies it just really irritate oh oh
27:24i thought of that off the top of my head hey glennie do you know what the the momentum tracker
27:35is oh everybody knows that well let's have a look at the momentum tracker here from uh this is the
27:40belgium momentum tracker over there just uh it's a bit of uh variation there this is in their game
27:45against the usa a lot of variation there can we have a look at the uh belgium height tracker from
27:50that game because it it starts off medium and then it goes up and then it goes up and then
27:54starts going down a little plateaus a little then drops then goes quite low it goes even lower
27:59and stays low and it goes really low and then that's the that's the no you want to spray it
28:08on its way
28:09wow good decision all right good um now we uh have to move on well i'm glad we
28:22no from this program so um masseuse thank you so much but uh we do have no match uh no
28:28match no games
28:29tomorrow so joe what is the plan going forward well we've got other match-ups to look forward to
28:34do we really i mean i've got it because it's my day off i'd just like to do a bit
28:38of washing so my
28:39my match-up will be whites versus colors tomorrow okay well i guess that means i suspect the colors
28:44will do better okay my um yeah hopefully they don't spoil the whites but yeah my uh turning into a
28:50rally
28:50um my uh my um i'm doing my match-up tomorrow glennie is of course uh yeah chest versus back
28:57okay oh nice yeah you want me to have one don't you yeah yeah no no no no it's all
29:02right no no no
29:03yeah no no no we've got joe to do that i'm finally getting to the bottom of this are you
29:08is it johnny or
29:09is it gianna can you get any help on that one johnny infantino still up in the air we are
29:17we're back
29:18not tomorrow but the next day because the tournament has a rest day can you please
29:22thank professional masseuse glenn robbins
29:26and here we go the audience
29:28and here we go the audience
29:30you
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