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00:08what a morning probably the best we've had so far there had to be two winners they had to be
00:13two losers so tonight we bid goodbye to the pair of a pair of heavyweights yeah despite giving it
00:20their all they came up short yep yes the wimbledon dream is finally over for kimberlowe talia gibson
00:27heartbreaking second round loss that's heartbreaking they were one set up they were set up
00:32now they regroup and head to the cincinnati we can do cincinnati we can take cincinnati girls
00:40all right back to the football and it is time for a cup date thanks to yui
00:47one story there's only one story and the big result of course is the
00:57usa balagon has had uh so balagon got a red card in the last game for the united states yep
01:02he has
01:02had the red card not the the suspension has been suspended for a year so the red card stands but
01:10he doesn't miss a game so we're going to cover it later in the show because even what i just
01:14said
01:15there there are nine lawyers looking into it sorry i've never sorry eight ones quit all right
01:22so we have never never seen anything like that i've never seen nothing never seen nothing like
01:27it i've seen i've seen weird stuff but not yeah oh dark web gelaro um let's hang on hang on
01:35are you
01:35listening to some weird stuff whoa that's weird that's weird down the end of the dial only fans fm
01:45um that's a good idea joe write that down write that down i was just contacting some of my trucker
01:52friends on cb oh you said trucker yeah um so um let's get into an astonishing in the results so
01:59brazil will see you later the world has changed my friend because norway are now officially better than
02:04brazil and then an excellent victory for the evil empire in mexico they were good right let's get
02:14into that match here we go yep was the altitude going to be a problem no it wasn't they looked
02:20fit
02:20they looked strong they'd scored two goals uh in a matter of moments due to bellingham
02:24getting both of them uh and then next brave mexico fought back an excellent goal and then my friend
02:30was you can't do that can't do that anymore can't do that yes the australian referee an australian
02:36referee see like what is that what are you doing that is a penalty as they mexicans lose their heads
02:41in the hurricane does not miss those uh hashtag scramble towards the end of the match can't do that
02:46that's a penalty these days so very calm look mexico towards the end they threw everything at it but
02:52england uh thomas tuchel made the very run on dan burn an enormous man to play sort of basically
02:57five centre-backs right and mexico just couldn't they only had one idea cross it in and they
03:01couldn't get the yes young man three goals in the first half two penalties a red card but the
03:05biggest shock of all england didn't stuff it up no i know just on dan burn came on the 75th
03:13minute
03:13he had six clearances most in the game and the equal most at this world cup about 15 minutes
03:18on you very good big damn burn um big damn the applause was because you didn't get a cut away
03:23yeah that's why you didn't get an applause and you didn't deserve a cutaway not for that
03:28we said that the guy was good and you just reiterated what we said yeah so anyway that's the shot
03:34we
03:34learned not that one we learned okay tempers are starting to fray uh so santo gelari yes the limbering
03:41out you know some something new i saw that the mexican players when they were doing some limbering okay
03:46though they have a look here there's the calves quads glutes and then i saw a bit of a jaw
03:50stretch
03:51i'm saying how are you going to injure your jaw you're not you're not going to do and then 45
03:56seconds into the game this guy gets kicked in the jaw and uh have a look and then
04:02it's unbelievable uh a lot of unbelievable a lot of var in this uh in this match tanto
04:12tallaro a lot of var there was a lot of via in fact the ref went to the vr how
04:16many times
04:17twice since game twice and and it was australian referee runs over the first thing we go have a
04:22long had a long look at the stream so let's have a look at that one there was a lot
04:27of replays yeah
04:28no a lot of replays on the side in fact he went again he went again let's go again for
04:32another time
04:34long var check again this one's a penalty is the second one that's okay another one it was used so
04:40much it started overheating that's right it started overheating the var monitor started overheating
04:46couldn't see a thing gotta turn it off and turn it on again um they were saying that that the
04:51players
04:51santo chalara they were saying that the uh the players needed oxygen yeah that's right yeah well i'm
04:57almost certain if you look at harry kane yep what's happened over there by the england goal because there
05:02looks to be some concern yeah jordan there hello just over there um i don't think he needed oxygen
05:13i think he had helium he had the wrong tank but what he was talking about is one of the
05:20strangest
05:21things that's ever happened so this is footage after the match so their mascot jordan henderson
05:25that's him oh jumping over a hoarding to celebrate and there guess santo chalara he has broken his
05:33wrist he's broke so hang on was he not even is he not even in the side he's in the
05:37playing squad but
05:38he's there they basically said he's a mascot he's a good traveler and he's there to warm up the other
05:42place and he's and he's managed to break a wrist did they did they replace him with another guy in
05:47the
05:47state yeah they did yeah just just don't get rooney out there so that is uh one of the strangest
05:52things
05:52you'll ever see that is a strange uh but oh hey hey hey we love the technology in this world
05:56cup
05:57it's been second to none the coverage has been great the coverage has been great but it all
06:01because there were thunderstorms in the area and it all went away so look so they're just normal
06:05shot now normally what they do here after this shot they go to stop so bat cam bat cam
06:12drone grounded due to weather conditions but what they've done you're a bloke who's directed like
06:17films and that so so they would have so the director would have had everything up so they
06:20would have expected the director to see that it's not working right so not cut to that right but they
06:25didn't realize so they just cut i mean that's pathetic because here at cup fever we've got our own
06:30drone that's that's working it's all yeah it's on my phone i just unlock my phone 666 and now
06:37um and i just i control the drone for me lily santo so look do you want to do an
06:41audience
06:49fly over can we make it go over us can we make it go behind us i'll make it go
06:57behind us can we can
06:58we get it can we get it to uh can we get it to uh my transistor oh yeah trans
07:04is there wow and now
07:06that's a big shot of us behind us look at that that's incredible that's incredible wow land now
07:11i land it into land and off wow that's incredible i love your drone yeah it's a huawei so uh
07:19that's
07:20what it just been uploaded anyway uh i believe there was another match was it yes there was as the
07:27might of norway it's a good match good match this is what i'm after um right uh here we go
07:32so this
07:33penalty because snicko on the ball said there was no touch of the ball and he touched the man
07:38or was that we never went to snicko did we well i guess so but that's a shocking penalty yeah
07:42no i don't know he's that all day long uh endrick is what they've been calling for he comes on
07:47first
07:47touch not good enough hasn't played enough puts it wide and then my friends a young man by the name
07:52of erling harland i thought that's yeah unbelievable he's ahead up my friend didn't celebrate just look
07:58oh my god save the tournament that's almost an own goal nyland had the game movies look at this
08:03oh come on have a look at the other angle watch when it's i'm sorry then they get a they
08:08get a
08:09penalty and just a bit of charity they let an old black out of the crowd
08:13it's not a penalty um but it's 36 years since they haven't made a quarter-final brazil i'm telling
08:20you the world has changed they got no midfield they got no number nine and they norway handled
08:26them easily and they were just not intimidated on this how but harland was just scary i reckon he is
08:32i've
08:32seen a lot of great players he may be the best that i've seen what number nine yeah dude no
08:38no no
08:38all right michael mythsood what about i'm not counting the a league i'm not counting the a league
08:44and i'm not carrying the maltese league okay sorry what about max fieri what about berisha max
08:50fieri was all right okay three players have now scored seven goals i know unbelievable messi and harland
08:55good on them so actually speaking of harland he's sort of like a big sort of brooding norwegian but
08:59he's good with the kids he's lovely look at this he's having a little chat a little hug yeah it's
09:05high
09:05five but if you're not listening you're gonna get a slap all right he turned around very very very
09:13some interesting uh tactics from both managers uh something i've never seen before uh they both
09:18decided to go with matching eights hang on hang on what is a matching eight you don't know what a
09:24matching eight is that's the first time i've ever heard that magic i mean is it a font or is
09:30it a
09:30hieroglyphic yeah is it is it an emoji maybe what is it wow time's run out for brazil so that
09:36might
09:37be the case in fact you couldn't tell when when you had to look at the at the end of
09:42it when was
09:43you couldn't tell whether it was either going to the clock or the hourglass and we saw uh uh
09:50your friend harland again at the end of the game he was leading the norwegian row there he is
09:55we love this here you go thank you he went a lot easier on that drum than he did on
10:01gabrielle
10:02absolutely but uh look at that they are isn't it and they've all stayed all the norwegians have
10:08stayed as they sort of progressed through the tournament uh and and well played them actually
10:12but as always there were celebrities in the crowd always and the commentators doing their best to try
10:19and find a link there's di capro behind the cool shades we walked and we passed
10:27the bin in new york harbor where the titanic survivors returned
10:35attention to detail the titanic survivors well i'll tell you what um while harlan was doing the
10:42the norwegian ship he was doing a scene from the titanic for the brazilian
10:47i think captain marquinhos went down with the ship oh excellent right good job there was room
10:53for two on that door but that's right they didn't know they actually hit a norwegian iceberg is that
10:59right yes and it was the olympic and not the titanic but that's for another day what do you want
11:06joe
11:06it's the truth uh now they put the big guns out for this one santo the big commentators because
11:12there's been a lot of sort of subpar commentating but they did bring out the big guns for this one
11:16peter dreary yeah peter dreary one of the best in the business no doubt but what i don't like
11:20about him is when he when he blows his own trumpet i don't like it when he crows about how
11:24good he is
11:26how good am i how good am i how good am i how good am i i want to hear
11:34it i want to hear it
11:34i want to hear it in its full one more time one more time can we hear it again yep
11:38how good am i
11:40how good am i how good am i how good am i that's it that's it i love it
11:50hang on let's just see cup fever who is it peter dreary oh what does he want what does he
11:57want
11:57hang on peter how good am i how good am i oh my god we're back after the break with
12:05emma holley
12:07this segment brought to you by yui we know footy is made by fans that's why everyone on our team
12:22is on
12:32yours 26 and santo a great guest a very good friend of ours please welcome the wonderful emma holland
12:48this is my first year off of league
13:08soccer slash football since i was 15 maybe yeah which is just devastating i was kicked off the team
13:15genuinely because they moved up a division and i wasn't ready for it i was like oh i know
13:21did you just suck a little bit was it was a little oh yeah yeah i wasn't i wasn't happy
13:26about it
13:27yeah i got down on the ground grabbed my shins
13:30yeah that hurts and a soul roll around so but we go way back you this is is this your
13:36first ever
13:36team wow yes yes which ones you i'm in the front row i'm second from the left i want to
13:43say
13:44look at that which team is that uh that is the uh bandung independent schools
13:49mixed soccer team we had two games a year because that's all the competition
13:53we could find you were you were the best player in the team i was the best player i've been
14:03playing
14:03since i was in the womb oh wow mom says i was a good kicker um face faced a couple
14:09red cards in
14:10there as well turns out it was the placenta but we don't know um yeah that's me trying to head
14:17the
14:17ball and there's a ball there's a ball up there yeah that's before the cte yeah yeah that's recent
14:26yeah i tore her acl oh no she hasn't recovered oh wow no wonder they don't want you on the
14:32team
14:32uh were they able to rescind the red card yeah suspenders well you don't get the red card if
14:37you've bribed them beforehand oh wow yeah you're gonna write that down yeah um but that's so right
14:45beforehand it's important yeah now look we have to address the uh the shirt in the room uh emma holland
14:52we have to be honest when this show first started we had a great idea we're going to get our
14:56friend
14:56emma to come and do a segment called emma's holland and when we booked emma we thought they'd still be
15:02in
15:02the toilet but they spoiled the fun 150 at rebel sport for nothing so emma i'm sorry they've been
15:11knocked out before we got you in knocked out see i'm in a predicament now because i'm australian
15:16my ancestors are scottish which was never going to happen but i had i had the blessing of the last
15:21name being holland and i had some kind of claim to it and i was like they're going to win
15:24the whole
15:25thing they've betrayed me they have they've left me out on my own that's what they're like yeah so i've
15:30had to come up with a different situation and then i was watching the norway game today and i was
15:33like oh hang on braut harland that's not that's not far off so uh let me tell you are looking
15:40at the
15:48i love the norwegians love you guys i love you guys since day dot my scandinavian brothers and
15:58sisters out there i'll do anything for you hang on what font is that oh yeah what is i can't
16:03see
16:04why the congratulations thank you thank you well assuming you're an expert knowing you yeah right
16:09into it yeah so i've um i know all about the players and not just erling holland the most famous
16:14one so
16:15i would love to tell you about some of them i would love that that would be thrilling players uh
16:19first
16:19up we got uh martin erdegard who again day dot fan have loved them since uh now fun fact about
16:28martin
16:28erdegard when he was six years old he kicked a football at 60 kilometers an hour that's a great
16:33fact which is 20 kilometers above what you're allowed to do in a school so he was he was
16:40expelled that's a great fact it is a good fact and he also joined real madrid in 2015 as you
16:47would
16:47know and he came on as a substitute to replace ronaldo correct and it's crazy that they knew to replace
16:52ronaldo ten years ago and portugal still don't know that's a good soccer joke it's a soccer joke
16:59let me write that down soccer joke soccer joke excellent excellent well there erdegard well
17:07that's who else you got we got uh christopher ayer oh ayer christopher ayer now he is the tallest
17:13player on the team six foot six he also has the longest neck on the team and he has to
17:19start eating
17:20much earlier than the rest of the team because it takes longer to get down yeah it's a lot a
17:25lot
17:25of trouble like a crane they're in two different time zones which is amazing right um and also he
17:30was apparently a very good student in school got the highest grades because he was the only one
17:34that could reach them so that's it and that's just good deal that's just good don't write that
17:39down no write that one down write it down write it down crossed out that one who else we got
17:45uh
17:45another another urdegaard uh sorry ooster guard leo leo leo ooster guard um he's one of the shortest
17:53players on the team six foot yes and then we got julian ryerson might be familiar with him um he's
18:01a
18:01forward now i had to write this quote down because his coach um said something about him that i really
18:06love he said about ryerson i would rather not comment on his brain the things that go on in there
18:12are not
18:12normal who does that remind me of i've had the same said about me or at least that's what the
18:21voice is telling me santo that's right that's right man that is right that is right stop it you're
18:26freaking me out you're freaking me out all right the trick is emma only listen to the baddies during
18:31the day all right a little tip little tip there um and then we got perhaps my favorite player on
18:40the team um oscar bob oh yeah we love us we love oscar bob um fractured his leg in the
18:452024 to 25
18:46campaign um but it was someone else's so he's fine yeah he's also i love it because he's the
18:53player on the team with the least norwegian yeah i think the only name less norwegian than that is emma
18:59holland although they probably get around on a bobsled oh that's good hey hey hey how good am i
19:06how good am i how good am i really good am i bob that's good that's good that's good well
19:14you're
19:15now a tick officially norwegian but you're also well hello oh hello um we know that you are
19:23right across the big stories of the world cup this well today's big story yes i've been across the
19:27whole world cup i ride and die soccer wow i bleed black and white oh yeah so juventus
19:38we're going to so here's the overturn this is it the red card we are going to go through this
19:41today so first things first emma your thoughts i i loved this really yeah well first of all i didn't
19:48like it wasn't like fifa to do something a little bit dodgy whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa but i
19:55i did hear
19:55that in um solidarity with that decision the usa has started rescinding green cards oh good oh yes
20:01that makes sense it is exciting isn't it can you nominate people is there like a ballot because they
20:06have the green card ballot i've got a list oh have you got one you got a list yeah keith
20:09urban
20:18i'm not talking about it oh come on no i agree i'm with you i'm with you yeah i reckon
20:25terry's over right
20:26wow you're gonna get your australian i don't even know him
20:39how good am i how good am i hey joe joe how good am i actually i'm not that's no
20:53good now the rules
20:54emma holland the rules the new rules love the rules i love all of them i think everything is fair
20:58and
20:58just okay it's been exciting i'm loving um the what was my favorite rule oh the hand you like the
21:04hands i love the hammer on first one first person ever sent off was almaron remember our paraguayan
21:10friend don't do that dibba dobba dibba dobba the other guy i would love to know what they're saying
21:16though because genuinely what i think they're doing is doesn't my breath smell bad yeah
21:23and being south american yeah probably yes no i say it the way it is this is sick man i
21:32love it
21:32i love it i love it hamsters don't they yeah no absolutely what given the chance i think he got
21:38every part of that given the chance they do uh now uh emma i believe we finally do on a
21:44positive
21:45note we'd like to leave you a toast would you like leave us with a toast that's right i would
21:48like to
21:48a toast to my friends the norway team um first of all can i just say i also do think
21:52it's weird
21:53that the vikings is their mascot because they're inherently violent like the vikings like that's
21:58like the japan team their mascot being the plane that did um pearl harbor but i digress
22:08so i would like to make a toast to the norwegian team i've brought a little can of
22:12democratic republic republic republic of the pepper oh i'm sorry i would like to i would like to toast
22:19to norway and their ongoing success success in norwegian please success
22:25success
22:26this is fan frenzy
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23:05hello hello uh absolutely right santo chelaro yes you said carefully uh there is so much uh there's so
23:12much so much going on but um you wanted to go back something that we mentioned earlier but i
23:17didn't focus on is the earling harland braut harlan is it non-seller what would you call this is what
23:23i like about him he just gets on with the business you know he got a bit emotional towards
23:26the end but when he scored the goals there's nothing like a mark brashano sort of a statue like
23:31he doesn't it's just like yep i scored a goal just get this is the second one it this is
23:36probably even
23:36more emotional than the first one doesn't celebrate he literally just said no this is what i do it's
23:42so intimidating no celebration no celebration and we're in the chill zone oh yeah earlier and we were
23:49discussing what's a good way for him to celebrate what's a lot of ways some ideas and we we had
23:54some
23:55friends in the blue wiggles we had anthony and uh yeah yeah and they were explaining they were giving us
23:59some suggestions
24:02sorry
24:03I want to go to the next one.
24:11What about the women's girls like this?
24:15A different colour.
24:17A different guy.
24:18It's also a little bit of a celebration.
24:28Good for Harlan to do that.
24:30Very, very good.
24:32Intimidating too, isn't it?
24:34Intimidating.
24:34It's risky doing that in the US.
24:38You do run a risk.
24:40Everyone else does it.
24:42Well, if I could bring the mood down.
24:45Sadly, it's time for our in memoriam because we've lost some of our favourites over the
24:51World Cup overnight.
24:51So it's time to say goodbye in memoriam to the Mexican duck mascot.
24:58On this way to the Brazilian mascot Neymar.
25:02Yep.
25:03And of course, the Carlo Ancelotti.
25:06Dressed for his own funeral.
25:08And our girls.
25:13Cincinnati guys.
25:13Thank you, sir.
25:15Thank you, sir.
25:16Thank you, sir.
25:17Thank you, sir.
25:18Thank you, sir.
25:18We've seen Ancelotti.
25:20Ancelotti's now gone.
25:21Yeah.
25:21So there are basically no...
25:23In fact, the only Italians left in this tournament are these two guys.
25:27And the four Donatello's doing the Macarena.
25:34That's the only Italians left.
25:36That's excellent.
25:37Now, the great games just keep on coming, Joe.
25:40So let's have a look.
25:41Okay.
25:41Good games.
25:42Iberian derby, Portugal versus Spain.
25:45And what are they going to do with Ronaldo?
25:47Blah, blah, blah.
25:47Everyone else can have that chat.
25:49And then the brave United States heroes versus those quitters from Belgium.
25:55And...
25:55Quitters?
25:56No, they didn't quit last night.
25:57They were two goals down and they came back and won.
25:59No, you would say that.
26:00But you don't care about making anything great again.
26:03So...
26:10Let's have a look at the right decision.
26:12So...
26:14There you go.
26:15So, right.
26:15Okay.
26:16The problem with you lot is I can tell you haven't read Article 27 of the FIFA Statute.
26:22No, no, no, no.
26:23This is the one that matters, right?
26:24So this is real.
26:25This is real.
26:26This is FIFA 27.
26:27Item one.
26:28The judicial body may decide to fully or partially suspend the implementation of a disciplinary measure.
26:35Wow.
26:35Nothing to see here.
26:37All above board.
26:39Move on, Belgians.
26:40Right?
26:40So it's in the rules.
26:41I don't think so.
26:42I've never seen anything like that in my life.
26:45Because you've never read the articles like I have.
26:47Article 20...
26:48That's Article 27.
26:49Right, yes.
26:50Article 28.
26:51Yes.
26:51Make America great again.
26:54Well, that's a crazy thing because Trump...
26:55Article 29 by Trump Crypto.
26:58So...
26:59See, that's what you need to get stuff done around here.
27:01Hey, Chalero.
27:02None of your wimps could do it.
27:03None of your Democratic wimps could have done it.
27:06You reckon Joe Biden could have done that?
27:08No dice.
27:09No, no, no.
27:09Do you reckon Hillary's cuck could have done that?
27:12No dice.
27:13Hang on.
27:13Hang on.
27:13Do you reckon...
27:15No, no, no.
27:15Do you reckon...
27:16No, no, no.
27:17Do you reckon Martin Van Buren could have done it?
27:20No chance.
27:20He's been dead for a hundred years.
27:23You're not Van Buren.
27:31Don't get a take on that scummy Belgium.
27:33There he is.
27:35Thank you, FIFA.
27:37I agree.
27:38I agree.
27:39Jimmy, I agree.
27:40I couldn't agree with you all.
27:42Jimmy Kimmel's awful.
27:43Thank you, FIFA.
27:44The President said it.
27:46Put it up again, please.
27:47I have never seen anything like that because I suspect that this kind of stuff, maybe they
27:51tinkered with these kind of things in the past.
27:53So let's say they bent the rules slightly so that Brazil could get through, so France could
27:59get through it, but the last thing you do is Macron or Lula, whoever's the president...
28:04Bolsonaro, Lula, isn't it?
28:06Lula, yeah.
28:06They're not going to get up and say, hey, well done, FIFA.
28:10But Trump, he's just thinking out loud and just saying, no, hey, everybody, I did it.
28:16I made the phone call.
28:17I actually made the phone call.
28:19It's so crazy.
28:21He got the job done.
28:22He got the job done.
28:24He certainly got the job done.
28:25It's the first time he's ever helped an immigrant.
28:26I can tell you that, mate.
28:35And actually, have we heard that it has...
28:37Belgium have gone until 5am tomorrow to appeal.
28:40This has just happened.
28:41Right.
28:42But the problem is, you have to read the judgment, but the judgment isn't public.
28:46Oh, my God.
28:46So Belgium can't read the judgment.
28:48They can only read the tweets.
28:49So they don't...
28:50They can only read the tweets?
28:50So they don't know what...
28:52So the Belgians don't know what they're appealing against.
28:54Oh.
28:54They just know that they're allowed to appeal, but they can't appeal because they can't do
28:57it.
28:58And you know what?
28:58It serves them right.
29:00Why?
29:01What do you mean?
29:02What's...
29:02Are we talking about...
29:03Because they're not America, baby.
29:04Alright, so...
29:06We're excited for our great nation to get through.
29:09And if you want, should we...
29:10You know what?
29:11What?
29:11Should we go out in the drone show?
29:13Yeah.
29:14Does your app still work?
29:15Oh, yeah.
29:15Sorry.
29:16666.
29:18Oh!
29:19666.
29:19Jared Kushner is just like my rant.
29:21Alright, so...
29:22I was going to say 666 M-A-G-A.
29:24Yeah, yeah.
29:24It's the same.
29:25Alright, here we go.
29:26And...
29:27Wait!
29:27It's a...
29:36And thank you all of you.
29:38We'll see you tomorrow for more Tough Fever.
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