00:00Good afternoon, Benson Bobshaw speaking, how can I help?
00:03Hello, is this the estate agent?
00:07It is, yes.
00:08Have you got something that looks like a castle?
00:12Erm, I can certainly have a lot for you.
00:14Can I take some contact details from you, please?
00:17Yeah, my name's Tim.
00:19Tim?
00:20Yeah, what sort of, what sort of prices am I looking at?
00:26Probably about 20 million or something for a castle.
00:28We don't have anything like that at the moment anyway.
00:32We've got a house with a moat.
00:35A house with a goat?
00:38A moat?
00:40Have you ever been to a castle?
00:42Yeah, I've been to Mickey Mouse's castle.
00:49How much is it?
00:50You can put a boat on it.
00:53I can put a boat on it?
00:55Yeah.
00:57Can you give me the boat then?
00:59We could probably put in contact with someone at South Boat.
01:02Oh what?
01:03I love the castle.
01:05Or you could get a dinghy.
01:07What's a dinghy?
01:11My mum says that she kicked my dad in his dinghy once.
01:15Oh my goodness.
01:20How much are we looking at then?
01:22What's going on?
01:23So you're probably getting a house with a moat for around maybe 1.6 million or something
01:29like that.
01:301.6 million pound?
01:32Yeah.
01:33Have you got some savings?
01:34Yeah, I've got £1.56. I want to move out in a week because my mum's doing me heading.
01:44She keeps asking me to do the pots and go to the shop for some cigs for her.
01:50And she's doing the heading.
01:52Do you want to get your mum to give her the ring?
01:55She's in bed. She's not dead. She's snoring.
02:04I'm not sure that you're really looking for a house.
02:08I am. My mum's doing the heading. She's going to hit me in a minute.
02:17Can you get me a house and I'm going to get my girlfriend to move in with me. She can
02:23do the cleaning.
02:27You need to get your mum to call in, I think.
02:31She will be able to afford it anyway.
02:35She's skint because I go to the shop and ask for sweets and she says no, I've got no money.
02:40Stop asking and then wax me.
02:46I think when you've got some more money then we should be able to find your house at the moment
02:52and I think we don't think we'll be able to get you anything.
02:55I'll keep saving up then, okay?
02:58Okay, and you're blessed with no. It probably took you a few years yet so when you do give us
03:03a call.
03:05I will do.
03:06Thanks for your help.
03:08Thanks.
03:09Love you.
03:09Bye.
03:11Bye.
03:12Love you.
03:14Bye.
03:14Bye.
03:15Bye.
03:15Bye.
