00:00Hi Father Christmas!
00:01I'm so excited!
00:03Wait, I've got a list. Can I tell you my list?
00:06Yes, tell me all about it.
00:07Well, have you been quite kind this year?
00:10Oh, but I've been well kind.
00:12I helped an old lady cross the road.
00:15Well, that's very kind, isn't it?
00:18I did rob a purse, but I did help her cross the road.
00:21Well, tiny Tim, yes.
00:24I shouldn't have told you that last bit.
00:25I'm sure you filled it full of money and then gave it back.
00:30This is for my Christmas.
00:32I need a new girlfriend.
00:34Oh, well, that's going to be very difficult, isn't it?
00:38Why?
00:39I need a new girlfriend.
00:41You need a new girlfriend?
00:42I need some... for Uncle Barry.
00:47Some... for Uncle Barry.
00:49Oh, well, I'm sure that's a drink or something like that.
00:54Also, can I have a new wrestling mask for Uncle Barry?
00:57A new wrestling mask for Uncle Barry?
00:59Yeah, his zips broke.
01:00Oh, is it?
01:02Well, I'm sure we can fit that on the sleigh.
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