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Single, Out S1 ep 3
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00:03Oh my hair. Oh my hair.
00:12So, how long have you been here for?
00:15Um, I moved here in, like, 04.
00:19So, a long time?
00:22Not really. Like, there's still so much I want to do.
00:25Like, I haven't even been to the aquarium yet.
00:27I mean, you're not missing out on much.
00:35What does, um, SJ stand for?
00:40It's just something my ex used to call me.
00:42My real name is, um, Scott.
00:46You didn't think to change your back?
00:49No, but like, I kind of like it.
00:52Plus, it reminds me of him.
00:54He's dead now.
00:56Oh.
00:58Oh, that's not good.
01:00Yeah.
01:01Like, such a sad story.
01:03Do you want to hear about it?
01:06Maybe save it for our second date.
01:09Yeah.
01:11Sit. Oh.
01:13Yeah, sit down.
01:14Um, can I come over tomorrow for lunch?
01:17I have no plans.
01:20Uh, I've got work tomorrow.
01:24Oh, okay, yeah.
01:25Um, no worries.
01:28Call me when you wake up.
01:36Yeah, no.
01:38Fuck!
01:38Theo!
01:39He looks familiar.
01:41Does he work at Flight Center?
01:43Do you ever wear clothes?
01:48Yeah, I think he dated my cousin Gabe once.
01:51I think his boyfriend died or something.
01:54Was it of boredom?
01:57Sorry.
01:57Never mind.
01:59I'm sure your Mr. Wright is out there somewhere.
02:01You just might need to stop sleeping with the Mr. Wright in the house for now.
02:06I think you can just focus on your own love life.
02:10Good night, Theo.
02:11This is why you're still single.
02:17Thanks for doing this so late.
02:19That's okay.
02:20I actually got myself a table for home.
02:23It was on special at Aldi.
02:25That's good.
02:26Um, are you in much pain?
02:28You have no idea how much I need your hands to do their magic right now.
02:35Alright, I'm good to go.
02:43Hey babe, you still okay with catching up tonight?
02:46I'm good.
02:47Where are you?
02:49I'm walking home now.
02:50You?
02:51I'm just getting some sun.
02:53Hey, is your mum still seeing her lover tonight?
02:56Don't say lover.
02:57And yes, she's still seeing Geoff tonight.
03:00Aw, that's nice.
03:01Maybe this will be the one.
03:03Was there anything else?
03:05No, that's all.
03:06I'll see you later.
03:08Alright, cool.
03:09Ciao.
03:15You dusting again?
03:17Yup.
03:18Oh, by the way, thanks for doing the dishes.
03:20I appreciate it.
03:21Yeah, that's alright.
03:22Let's just call it a thank you for understanding on me being so late on the rent this month.
03:26Tyler, are you going to be late again?
03:29I was until you pulled that Gabe face.
03:32Dude.
03:34Look, can I ask you something?
03:36Sure.
03:36As long as it's not about money.
03:38But yeah, sure.
03:39Teach me how to flirt.
03:41How am I going to do that?
03:42I only flirt with girls.
03:43Just pretend.
03:44Don't gays just send dick pics?
03:45I thought that's how you guys flirt.
03:47Yeah, but I don't think he's going to like that.
03:51Sarcasm, Gabe.
03:52Oh, right.
03:54Well, you know, if it'll help, I can just whip my cock out.
03:56No!
03:57No, leave it there, please.
03:59Okay.
04:00Alright, look.
04:01I'll start flirting and you just follow along, alright?
04:07Hey, Gabe.
04:08Nice out today, isn't it?
04:10Yeah.
04:11It's really nice and sunny.
04:13We should go for a walk and maybe get some lunch.
04:16I think that'd be nice.
04:18Okay.
04:18Perhaps a little less like a robot.
04:21And a smidge more like a human being.
04:23And also, make eye contact.
04:25How's he supposed to know you like him if you don't make eye contact?
04:28If I have to make eye contact, it's going to be even more awkward.
04:31I cannot do it.
04:33Nothing is going to be more awkward than what I just witnessed.
04:36Damn.
04:37I really suck hard.
04:40There you go.
04:40There's your opening line.
04:42That's all any guy wants to hear.
04:59Why does your breath always smell like Sunday mass?
05:02How should I know?
05:03I don't go to church.
05:04I love making out with you.
05:06It's just...
05:07I hate that I feel like praying afterwards.
05:13What's this?
05:15It's...
05:15It's my dad's.
05:17The only thing I've got left of it.
05:19He's not dead.
05:20Yeah, I know.
05:21It's...
05:22hard to explain.
05:24It's okay.
05:25He means something to you.
05:27That's all that matters.
05:33I don't want to go home now.
05:35We never have enough time together.
05:37You're always so busy.
05:39Sorry.
05:40I've just been doing our jobs to save as much as I can.
05:43Otherwise, I'll never get my place.
05:45I guess that would be better than making out in a park.
05:48Yeah, that's true.
05:58Well, I didn't ever expect to see you again.
06:03But I'm glad you sent me a DM.
06:07I'm gonna go.
06:08Oh!
06:09You're gonna have to head off.
06:11I...
06:11I can, um...
06:13I can make us some food and we can...
06:15watch some Netflix or...
06:18Oh...
06:19Marco.
06:20That's so lovely.
06:23But...
06:23I've actually started seeing someone.
06:26And...
06:27I kinda like him and...
06:30I'm seeing him later.
06:32Oh!
06:34Yeah.
06:35Yeah, sure.
06:35No worries.
06:37You do you.
06:56Um...
06:58I...
06:58should go...
06:59see how my friend's doing.
07:01Stay!
07:02Dance with me.
07:03I mean...
07:04I mean...
07:04all I can see is, like,
07:06animal eyes around me
07:07and that's usually a good indication
07:08that it's probably a good time to go.
07:10Wait.
07:11Can I at least get your number?
07:14Uh...
07:14What?
07:15Four?
07:15No one ever uses it when I give it to them.
07:17I will.
07:20Uh...
07:20Here.
07:21Add me on...
07:22Insta.
07:28Done.
07:28Okay.
07:29Well...
07:30Don't forget to accept my request.
07:34Done.
07:43Um...
07:44And Clay...
07:45Just...
07:46Just be careful.
07:53Don't fucking talk shit.
07:56I'm not.
07:57He massages gay guys topless for cash.
08:00It's like...
08:00It's like his side business or something.
08:04That's gay.
08:05That's what I said.
08:08I'm surprised I haven't seen him on any of the ass.
08:11No, I thought that too.
08:13Do these...
08:15Guys...
08:16Expect...
08:16Much more?
08:18Apparently not.
08:21Well, he can massage me whenever he wants.
08:25Are you serious?
08:26No, of course not.
08:27I'm fucking with you.
08:30Did you ever message that guy back from the club?
08:33Dazzy.
08:35No.
08:36I'm not gonna message them.
08:38What for?
08:39Them!
08:39There was more than one guy that night?
08:42No, that's um...
08:44That's their correct pronoun.
08:45Got it.
08:47But I thought they kinda liked you, no?
08:51That's the problem.
08:52They liked me within five minutes of meeting me.
08:55That's a stage five clinger.
08:57I mean...
08:58If they took the time to get to know me,
09:01they would see that I'm an asshole with daddy issues.
09:04And a weakness for guys who look like their mum had one too many red wines during their pregnancy.
09:15You're sounding like a stage five cunt.
09:18And that's coming from a love place.
09:19Oh, yeah.
09:21I'm feeling much loved right now.
09:25I thought they were.
09:26I mean, I thought they were really cute.
09:28One date isn't gonna kill you.
09:30You date them, then.
09:31Yeah, no.
09:32I really like Josh, though.
09:33Oh, yeah, yeah.
09:34Josh, yeah.
09:36Pass the chips, bitch.
09:40Is your housemate home?
09:43Yes.
09:44Theodore is home.
09:45I think he's getting ready for a date.
09:47When I finally get my own place, I hope my housemate is that hot.
09:52Well, when you do move out, make sure he's not as dumb as Leo.
09:55He asked me last week if nuns eat meat.
10:00What?
10:00What did you say?
10:01I said they don't have sex.
10:05They're not fucking vegetarians.
10:06It's like how my mum thinks that all lesbians are vegans.
10:10People are fucked in their head, I'm telling you.
10:12But you find him attractive, no?
10:16Not even mildly.
10:19Didn't you have a crush on him once?
10:23What's your point?
10:26I don't know how you do it.
10:27I become a mess every time I think I like someone.
10:31What's wrong with me?
10:33Is that a rhetorical question?
10:35Because I have a list if you want me to share it with you.
10:57What about that one?
10:59No.
11:01Oh, no.
11:02Is that HR Puff and Stuff?
11:03Freaking...
11:04Freaking your housemate?
11:06I've seen him.
11:07Freaking...
11:08He watches this shit religiously.
11:09Have you seen?
11:10Hang on.
11:12Oh, the theme song!
11:14It's in my head.
11:14Day and night.
11:15I wake up to this shit.
11:19HR Puff and Stuff.
11:21Words are friends when things get rough.
11:22Hey, HR Puff.
11:24I don't know if that's actually the lyrics.
11:25I just...
11:26Well, shut up.
11:27Alright.
11:28I think...
11:30Since it's up, now and then.
11:32Oh, why?
11:33Why?
11:34No.
11:34No.
11:35No, no, no, no.
11:36Let's change.
11:37Let me just change that.
11:38It's too late.
11:39It's started.
11:40Why is it...
11:41Okay.
11:42Yep.
11:43Hey!
11:45Has anyone seen the bottle opener?
11:48I don't know, Theo.
11:50Maybe it's in the kitchen.
11:51Third drawer down where it's always kept.
11:54Oh.
11:55Yeah.
11:59Got it.
12:00Thanks, Marco.
12:09How can you live like this?
12:12Or him?
12:14I don't notice anymore.
12:22Hey.
12:24Hey.
12:27Are you cold?
12:28I can put the heat on.
12:29I'm good.
12:30Can I fix your drink?
12:32Where's your table at?
12:34Oh, it's just down there.
12:36Um, seeing as we've got a little more privacy, um, I was wondering, what else do you do for your
12:43loyal clients?
12:45Massage only, you know that.
12:47No happy ending?
12:49No.
12:50Oh, that's no fun.
12:51I can pay extra.
12:53I don't want extra.
12:54Alright, well, how about you do it with all of your clothes off this one time?
12:59No.
13:00Just my top.
13:01What if I was to help you?
13:02Don't do that.
13:02Don't do that.
13:03Don't do that.
13:04Come on.
13:04What the fuck are you doing?
13:07What's the matter?
13:08Nah, get fucked.
13:09I'm gone.
13:09See ya.
13:10Come on.
13:11What are you doing?
13:12Don't touch me!
13:14How do you open this cock cheese?
13:15Get off!
13:18Oh, I got it.
13:19Sorry.
13:22Okay.
13:23Clay, what's up?
13:27What happened?
13:32Slow down.
13:51Slow down.
13:55Clay.
13:57Clay, you alright?
13:58Where's my car?
13:59I was with Marco.
14:00The car's at home.
14:01Just get in.
14:02Alright?
14:04Thanks.
14:12Wait.
14:14What is it?
14:15My ring, it's not here.
14:16I'm gonna fucking kill this guy.
14:18Just relax.
14:20I'll go get it.
14:21That's dad's ring.
14:22I need it back, man.
14:23Fuck!
14:24Marco, we get it.
14:24Just calm down.
14:26Stay in the car.
14:28It's number 28.
14:38Just keep calm.
14:43Oh, fuck.
14:50Yeah.
14:53Thanks, Marco.
14:56What'd you say to him?
14:57I said he had one minute to hand it over or else.
15:02Or else...
15:03Oh, I don't know what else.
15:04I...
15:05I didn't think that far ahead.
15:07I was just too busy trying to sound butch.
15:09Then what happened?
15:10and he threw it at me, thank God.
15:12Otherwise, I was gearing up to go full, you know,
15:17faggot at the Super Bowl on his ass.
15:19So, Butch.
15:24Oh, my God, I want to know why I can't call the cops on this kid.
15:29Mum, Clayton was just trying to protect me, okay?
15:31It was just some dick calling me names
15:32and Clay lost his shit, that's it.
15:35What did he say?
15:37All I know is the word faggot thrown around.
15:39Well, next time, walk away, I mean, it's not worth it.
15:44Should I call your dad?
15:46No, no, just, and what's he gonna do?
15:48Okay, just leave it.
15:51Hey, let's go make him some food.
15:53Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm making your favourite, toast with honey.
16:03Do you want anything else?
16:06Thanks for that.
16:08You're okay.
16:10Hey, can you text Josh and tell him I can't train with him?
16:13Will do, boss.
16:20Hey, you know that ring?
16:23Yeah.
16:25Nothing, don't worry about it.
16:26What?
16:29It's just, I didn't think you still cared about him as well.
16:34You don't?
16:37I mean, I mean, I get it, all right?
16:39I know you two were close.
16:40I just, I just wanted to know.
16:45Well, now you know.
16:46I don't know.
16:56Oh.
16:58Oh, okay.
16:59Okay, so, so when your sister came out, you all group hugged as a family, told each other
17:06that you loved and supported each other like some kids after school program.
17:14Okay, well, aren't you the fucking Brady Bunch?
17:18I don't know.
17:44gravy. Mum, we talked about this, it's not a saying. Are you sure? Yes. Hey no it's fine, I'll wash
17:56it.
17:58He dumped me. Jeff. Who else? Why? He said, he said I was homophobic. What? Are you homophobic?
18:11He said I wasn't supportive enough or something and that I didn't tell you I loved you when you came
18:18out to me.
18:19What a dickhead. But I do, I do love you. Mum, I know you do, okay? You don't have to
18:26say it. But I do.
18:28It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
18:53You missed a spot?
18:56You're early. Always.
18:58Did you chat with Clayton?
19:01Yeah. He's alright, but he's gonna need some time.
19:05It's good to see you again.
19:06No, did you miss me?
19:07Did you me?
19:09I'm here, I know.
19:15Hey, we don't have to hide. Clay's cool about us.
19:18Just because he didn't say anything doesn't mean it's alright.
19:24What should we do?
19:45I'm in the front seat looking back at you.
19:49You're lying in the back seat and you're looking comfortable.
19:54Take me somewhere we'll never find.
19:58I'm in the way that these things take some time.
20:03Maybe I could be the one we'll see.
20:07Maybe they could be the ones that never see.
20:11All that I need is a chance to find.
20:15You're bringing me back when they told me it's alright.
20:21I'm in the way that I'm on my mind.
20:35You're lying in the way that's fine.
20:38I'm in the way that's fine.
20:39You're lying in the way that's fine.
20:54Now I'm in the backseat, got my hands on you
20:58I start to wonder, have I thought it through
21:03Don't be the focus with the rising light
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