00:05I am a magnet for a romantic, positive attraction.
00:24Boo!
00:26Love you, Tyler.
00:27Thanks, man.
00:28What are you up to today?
00:29Oh, just getting ready to go camping with Jeff and Chris this weekend.
00:33That sounds awesome.
00:34How long are you going to be gone for?
00:35Just the weekend.
00:36Be back late Sunday night.
00:37Thanks for inviting me.
00:40I'm kidding.
00:41Oh, yeah, I know.
00:43What are you up to?
00:44Oh, I don't know.
00:45Sleep in, watch TV.
00:48Okay.
00:48With my girlfriend.
00:51Girlfriend?
00:51Yeah.
00:52You have a girlfriend now?
00:53Yeah, and she's awesome.
00:55How come I haven't met her or seen her yet?
00:57Oh, she's new.
00:58When did you meet her?
00:59Like a week ago.
01:01Week?
01:01Two weeks.
01:02Two weeks?
01:03Yeah, something like that.
01:04It all happened pretty fast.
01:06What's her name?
01:07Tyler.
01:10What does Tyler do?
01:13Substitute teach.
01:14Okay.
01:15Also works as a part-tender part-time.
01:17Enough!
01:18What?
01:20What?
01:21You're funny.
01:21You're a funny guy, Lou.
01:23What?
01:24She's not you.
01:26You guys just have the same name and you do the same shit.
01:29That's all.
01:29Does she have an Instagram?
01:30No.
01:31Facebook?
01:32No social media.
01:34Lame, I know.
01:35But trust me when I tell you, she's a knockout.
01:41Sounds great.
01:42She is.
01:44She is great.
01:45We make a cute couple.
01:47I can't wait for you two to meet.
01:49You'd like her.
01:50Yeah, well, it sounds like we have a lot in common.
01:53More than you know.
01:59Can I tell you something that I haven't told anybody yet?
02:02Sure.
02:05I'm thinking of proposing.
02:07Like, for real.
02:09To this girl you met two weeks ago.
02:11I know.
02:12It's crazy, right?
02:13But it just, it feels so right with her.
02:16Like we're meant to be.
02:18Forever.
02:21Yeah, man.
02:21I mean, follow your heart.
02:24Yeah?
02:25Love is love.
02:26Don't let it slip away.
02:30I was hoping you'd say something like that.
02:32Thanks, man.
02:34Yeah, of course.
02:36You know, you met two weeks ago and you're already a couple.
02:39I mean, I'm sure she feels the same way about you.
02:42God, I hope.
02:46Oh, my God.
02:48You're serious.
02:49Of course.
02:55What are you doing?
02:57I'm going to practice my proposal.
02:59You don't mind?
03:02I'm going to practice my proposal.
03:03I'm going to practice my proposal.
03:06Tyler, my love, these past two years knowing you have been the best two years of my...
03:13Two years?
03:14Oh, my gosh.
03:15I'm glad I'm practicing.
03:16These past two weeks have been the best two weeks of my entire life.
03:23It's been a rollercoaster ride full of laughter and happy tears.
03:28And I don't want it to end, baby.
03:34I think you know what I'm about to say, don't you?
03:39I love you with all my heart.
03:41Please.
03:43Please, please be my wife.
03:46Please.
03:48Will you marry me?
03:51Will you marry me?
03:53Will you marry me?
03:56Will you marry me?
04:05Yes.
04:10That's it.
04:11Okay.
04:13Will you marry me?
04:15What the fuck, man?
04:16Sorry.
04:17What the fuck?
04:17I'm sorry.
04:19Ridiculous, dude.
04:20Absolutely fucking ridiculous.
04:22Why?
04:22Why?
04:23Why do you think you're so fucking weird?
04:25Why?
04:25I'm sorry.
04:26It's just you remind me of my girlfriend Tyler so much.
04:30I was caught up in the moment.
04:31I swear.
04:31I try.
04:32I try to be a good roommate.
04:34You know, I could have moved anywhere.
04:35I could have lived with Chris or Jeff or Andy, but you're Ricky's little brother.
04:40And so I told him that I would take care of you.
04:42Make sure you don't do any stupid or weird bullshit.
04:46Two years.
04:48Interesting.
04:49Yeah, you know, it hasn't been a rollercoaster of happy laughter and tears.
04:53No, instead of it's just been bullshit like this.
04:56Wow.
04:57Wow.
04:58Wow.
04:59Yeah.
05:00Wow.
05:02You know what?
05:03Ring's a little tight.
05:04Close.
05:05I'll give you that, but not right there.
05:09Well, the ring's not meant for you.
05:11Right.
05:12It's meant for my girlfriend.
05:13Tyler.
05:14Yeah.
05:14My girlfriend.
05:15You don't have a girlfriend, Luke.
05:17I do.
05:18No.
05:18You don't.
05:19And you never will.
05:20You know why?
05:22Because you're you.
05:59Look.
06:00I don't...
06:01The fuck?
06:02Goddammit!
06:03What the fuck, man?
06:04Fuck!
06:04I'm sorry!
06:04What is wrong with you?
06:06I misread!
06:07You misread?
06:08I misread!
06:08Fuck!
06:09I don't know!
06:11Okay.
06:13You're angry.
06:13You are angry!
06:14Yeah!
06:15I get that!
06:16And I'm sorry!
06:17Okay?
06:18I misread the situation!
06:20That's obvious to me now!
06:21Shit!
06:24But look, I don't think this is going to work out anymore.
06:29What?
06:31I just think it would be best if you maybe found another place to live.
06:35No, no, no, no.
06:36Are you kicking me out right now?
06:38I think it would be best.
06:40Dude, you kissed me!
06:41Twice!
06:41And I said I was...
06:42After all the shit you put me through!
06:44All this fake girlfriend crap!
06:46Dude, just...
06:47Come on.
06:49Admit it.
06:50You have the hots for me.
06:51You've been in love with me this whole fucking time!
06:54I mean, needless to say, you're not my type.
06:57It's not going to work out between us, okay?
06:59I'm sorry.
06:59But just get some fucking big balls and admit it to me right now!
07:04I'm ready to go!
07:06I'm ready!
07:11Or is it safe for me?
07:14No...
07:14Crashing generator.
07:15Oh, he's gonna live without.
07:20I'm sorry.
07:22I'm sorry.
07:23YouLOC'shoven.
07:24My Schieren pets.
07:25No one is our food house first week.
07:25It's not a bad idea!
07:25There.
07:26It's not ague impact!
07:38Tyler, I'm sorry. I can't. This was a mistake.
07:47I can't. Fuck you. Hi, babe.
08:15Yeah. No, I need ya. No, I'm older. I need ya. I need ya. I need ya.
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