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Single, Out S1 ep 1
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00:22You're begging boys on the street at night
00:26Can't stop with this kryptonite
00:29Dirty girls won't listen to that ticking clock
00:34Oh no
00:35Ooh, I think they know you
00:39That I'm no better
00:41You're superhuman
00:44So super queer
00:47You made me feel so superhuman when you need
00:53Ooh, you're superhuman
00:56So super queer
00:59You made me feel so good and you make my body fly
01:08Ah, one sec
01:21Yeah, come in
01:25What are you doing?
01:28Not much
01:29But hey, can I remind you again not to piss on the toilet seat?
01:33Mate, the seat doesn't stay up
01:35Then hold it up, it's not that hard
01:36I don't want a wet ass every time I need to take a shit
01:39Alright, now what do you want?
01:40Are you eating with us?
01:42Who's us?
01:44I made pizza
01:46Josh is crashing here tonight
01:49Uh, does Mum know?
01:51Yeah, I told her
01:53Really, Clayton?
01:54I swear on Mum's grave
01:57Mum's not dead so you can't swear on her grave
01:59Mum's staying at Geoff's place tonight anyway
02:01Oh, again?
02:03It'll be ready in five
02:07Thanks, Josh
02:07I'll be down in a minute
02:10Two, max
02:39Thanks
02:41Oh, what the fuck?
02:56Oh, smells so good!
02:58Help yourself. Sit down.
03:01Ooh, mushrooms.
03:03Yeah, I put extra on because Clay said you love them.
03:07If you don't want it, don't eat it.
03:10I won't be offended.
03:12Oh, no.
03:13Yum, my favourite. Thanks, Josh.
03:18Let me know what you think.
03:20It's really good.
03:21Did you make the base too?
03:22Yeah, I made the dough at work the other day.
03:24I think I'm getting pretty good at it.
03:25Yeah.
03:27It's really, really nice.
03:28Yeah, you should come by the cafe sometime.
03:30Hey, Adam, remember when you were little
03:32you thought melted cheese was like monster boogies
03:35and you threw up in the middle of Pizza Hut?
03:37No, I don't remember that, Clay.
03:38Oh, and you were so paranoid about your own boogies
03:41you used to carry around a little pocket mirror
03:43to check your nostrils every five seconds.
03:45No, I'm not really.
03:46I do, though, remember the time you shit your pants
03:49at footy training and had to wear jocks from the lost property.
03:52I do remember that. That was really funny.
03:55Any other childhood memories you want to share over dinner?
03:58No, I think that does it for now.
04:01Oh, wait.
04:02You're a fucking idiot.
04:07I'm learning to cook in case my dreams
04:09of being a famous football star fail.
04:11Well, that's cool.
04:12I don't really have any backup plans as yet.
04:16No, but Clay showed me some of your art.
04:19Yeah, I really like it.
04:20I think it's different.
04:21Thanks, Josh.
04:22Josh?
04:23No, I...
04:23Yeah, I've wanted to be an artist for so long
04:26that I don't really have any interests
04:27in doing anything else.
04:29Oi, Josh.
04:31You should model for Adam's exhibition
04:33so I don't have to.
04:35Oh, no, yeah, yeah, I'd love to.
04:36And when would you need me?
04:37I don't need...
04:40I mean, you would?
04:42But I...
04:43Yeah, sure.
04:44I mean, you know, if you want.
04:45Nah, don't worry.
04:46Josh loves being the centre of attention.
04:48How is RMIT, by the way?
04:50Uh, well, the kids are either hipster or nerds
04:52and I don't really feel like I fit in
04:54with either of those crowds.
04:56Where do you think you fit in?
05:03I'm gonna start a movie.
05:14Um...
05:14Thanks for the pizza, Josh.
05:45What the fuck?
05:51Fuck.
06:05Hey, Marco.
06:07Marco speaking.
06:09Marco, you know it's me.
06:10And you know that this is my greatest anatomy night,
06:13so this better be quick.
06:14Something just happened
06:15and I'm not sure what to do.
06:19Are you still there?
06:20Hurry up!
06:21Wait!
06:21Anyway, my brother's hot friend
06:22who's sleeping here tonight
06:23just messaged me from the lounge room.
06:25What did he say?
06:27Any time!
06:29Any time what?
06:31It doesn't matter.
06:32I think he might like me.
06:36Maybe he was just being friendly.
06:38So I can respond?
06:41Do you like him?
06:43Yes.
06:44Then no.
06:45Why?
06:46Because your very hetero brother
06:48would probably fuck you up
06:50for hooking up with his best mate.
06:51But what?
06:53What if he's the guy I'm supposed to spend
06:55the rest of my life with?
06:58I'm going now.
06:59Okay, uh...
07:02Sorry, one more thing.
07:04Hurry up.
07:06Are we still off in the movie tomorrow?
07:09Yes.
07:11Okay, bye.
07:39Don't keep me waiting
07:41when you know
07:41it's not the right time.
07:44Don't leave me hanging
07:46when you're screaming my name at night time.
07:49Don't keep me high
07:51just to keep me down.
07:54Don't fall in love
07:56just to leave me alone.
07:58JACE!
07:59Oh my god!
08:02Fuck.
08:03I didn't realise that was that scary.
08:08Is my brother home?
08:09No, he's at a booty call with some random.
08:12He's always got something gross going on.
08:15What about you?
08:17He's got the looks, I got the personality.
08:19People don't hook up with personalities.
08:23Don't know about that.
08:25You think people swipe right for personality?
08:28No, I don't think your brother got all the good looks.
08:31Thanks.
08:34Sorry?
08:34Where's my dessert?
08:36Oh.
08:42That's disgusting.
08:45I'm sorry, I thought you wanted me to do that.
08:48The whipped cream.
08:50Always this tightly wound?
08:51Is that how you see me?
08:53How do you see me?
08:58You're cool.
08:59You seem to know what you want.
09:00I remember when you used to go to my school.
09:04All the girls wanna do.
09:05And some of the boys.
09:10Did your brother ever mention that I'm pansexual?
09:15No. What's that?
09:17It means I'm attracted to the person.
09:19Not the gender.
09:21As in?
09:22Who do you like?
09:25Um.
09:28Boys.
09:29Kinda.
09:29And uh.
09:30I mean like men.
09:31Not boys.
09:31Gays.
09:32Guys.
09:32Sorry.
09:33I am gay.
09:34Who likes.
09:35Guys.
09:38Does your brother know?
09:40Oh, we don't really talk about that kind of stuff.
09:43Alright.
09:43Do you mind keeping this a secret?
09:46What?
09:47Our chat?
09:48Yeah.
09:48Sure.
09:49Nah.
09:50This.
10:04I don't want my brother knowing about this.
10:06I swear on my mum's grave.
10:08Oh, I'm so sorry.
10:08I didn't know she lost.
10:09She's not.
10:10I'm fucking with you.
10:11Oh my god.
10:13Oh my god.
10:14Oh my god.
10:17So wait, wait, wait.
10:19Are we about to, you know, like, sexy time?
10:24Sexy time?
10:25Really?
10:25Well, you know, like, I mean, we've got to, you know, do her.
10:30Do you want her?
10:32Yeah, I've never done that before, but, yeah, I want her.
10:35Me too.
10:36You're gonna be on me to here.
10:39Me to here.
10:40Oh my god, look at this happening.
10:42Adam?
10:43Yeah?
10:43Shut up.
10:44Oh, sorry.
10:47Oh, uh, should we do it here?
10:49No.
10:49Let's go to the bedroom.
10:55Hey!
11:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
11:35oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
11:37oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
11:37oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
11:37oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
11:37oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
11:46Don't keep me waiting on you, cause I can't wait forever
12:19Morning gentlemen, sir. How did everybody sleep? Looks like the sun is out. I might go for a walk later
12:26Maybe even buy some fresh fruit. Hey, does anyone want anything from the shops?
12:31Someone's feeling chipper this morning. Mate, don't you work on the weekends?
12:37Work. That's right. I have work today.
12:40Completely forgot my mind there first. I mean, it slipped my mind
12:47I'm going to take a look. I'll see you in a sec.
12:52I didn't mention anything, by the way. Thanks
12:57Can we catch up again? I'd love to. I mean, it was fun, but uh, the whole sneaking around thing.
13:05It's very 90s
13:07So maybe once you're out
13:09I was gonna, but
13:12I don't know. I can never find the right time to tell everyone. Is there ever a right time?
13:20I don't know.
13:21I don't know.
13:23I don't know.
13:46Well, technically he fucked me.
13:48Ah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Slut March.
13:52Hey guys, do either one of you want to ride on my bike at the next Pride March?
13:58Are you talking about dykes on bikes?
14:01Yeah, I do it every year.
14:03Don't you have to be a dyke to ride in that?
14:06I don't think I'll notice. Especially with that haircut.
14:11Sally, Adam and I were having an important discussion before you rudely interrupted.
14:16So maybe you and your new girlfriend of two weeks can go and co-sign a lease agreement together and
14:20get some matching dogs.
14:22We've been together for six weeks now. Thank you very much, Marco.
14:26And we signed our rental lease last week. FYI.
14:31Are you... are you feeling all right?
14:35I mean, you waited a whole five weeks.
14:39Maybe you should take the day off and get some rest.
14:43If you're gonna pay me, I'm happy to.
14:47Remind me again why I hired her.
14:50Because she's like the hardest working person we have.
14:56Yay, Bear.
14:58Yes?
15:01Do you have something that you want to say?
15:04Um, yes.
15:07Let it out.
15:09I was just wondering if we had any more sponges?
15:13Oh, um, check the office.
15:23He looks different.
15:27Gorgeous different?
15:28More handsome different.
15:29Oh, Scorsese, Scorsese. What's the difference?
15:32Okay, he looks good, all right?
15:33He's been listening to Gwyneth Paltrow podcasts, but I think it's really helped his aura.
15:39I guess.
15:40It's done wonders for his skin too.
15:44Okay.
15:47So, what's the go with Josh?
15:49I think he wants me to come out or something, so we can just be honest with everyone.
15:53Okay, so just come out already.
15:56I mean, look at me, it's the best thing I did.
15:59Granted, my family don't look at me anymore, but still, it's great.
16:03Are you serious?
16:04No!
16:05Of course they look at me to tell me that my clothes are too tight or that I need a
16:10better haircut.
16:11But hey, your mum's cool. I'm sure she has some idea about you anyway.
16:16Yeah.
16:17Well, maybe after her birthday, she's having a dinner for it.
16:20We're meeting a new boyfriend for the first time.
16:21It's kind of making a big thing out of it.
16:24How is it that your mum has a boyfriend and we don't?
16:27Yeah, well, even more so, how is it that the only thing I have in common with Kim Kardashian is
16:32psoriasis?
16:34Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, that's pretty bad.
16:46I'm not gonna lie, that's pretty bad.
16:55Running out my front door, just gotta get away from me.
17:03I think I gotta go and see more, oh.
17:09It's spinning round and round as I'm running down this day.
17:14It's never gonna be the same away from seeing the sun.
17:18Mum, that's my chair.
17:20It's okay, Adam. There's other chairs.
17:24Exactly.
17:25Exactly.
17:33Nice of everyone to wait for me.
17:36Geoff, this is my youngest, Adam.
17:39Nice to meet you, Adam.
17:40Likewise, Geoff.
17:41You better eat before it gets cold.
17:46You better eat before it gets cold.
17:46Clay has helped his footy team win two grand finals since he started at Yarraville.
17:52It was nothing.
17:53I wouldn't say that.
17:55He kicked the winning goal.
17:56Don't play it down.
17:58I'll have to come and watch you one day.
18:00The season's over.
18:02There's always next year.
18:04Best not to make future plans just yet.
18:08And why is that?
18:11No, I don't know.
18:13Adam, give it a rest.
18:15Can we not just enjoy my birthday dinner without your wisecracks?
18:20Yeah, Mum.
18:21Sorry.
18:25So, Geoff, what team do you go for?
18:27Oh, I'm not really big into sports.
18:34Adam's doing an arts degree at RMIT.
18:36He's actually very good.
18:38Actually.
18:39So you're going to be home till you're 30, huh?
18:41I guess.
18:42He's always working on his little drawings.
18:45Lucky I had my job washing cars as a fallback.
18:48That's great.
18:49I actually need someone to wash my car.
18:51Mum's last boyfriend.
18:52Don't remember his name.
18:53Royal Rory.
18:54That's in the police report.
18:56Anyway, so he actually stole my car.
18:58So now I don't have the trouble of having to wash one anymore.
19:01If you paid your insurance, you would have got the money back for a new one.
19:04Yeah, Mum, sorry. My bad.
19:07You know, Bro, you can always just borrow my car.
19:10Thanks.
19:14Clayton was just made assistant manager at JB Hi-Fi at the Altona store
19:18and is learning to be a sports physio.
19:21I love a good not, you know.
19:23Yeah, so one way or another, he's going to be all right.
19:27Unlike the artist with his little drawings.
19:30That's not what I said.
19:32Look, she probably just meant that his career path is a bit more stable
19:35and an artist is a bit unpredictable.
19:38Oh, well, thanks for that clarity, Jeff.
19:42I'm just letting Jeff get to know us.
19:45I have a stamp collection.
19:47Oh, yeah, you should see how many he has.
19:50I'm gay.
19:56Oh, no.
20:01Oh, I think they know you.
20:05But I'm no better.
20:08You're superhuman.
20:11I'm so super clear.
20:14You've been making me feel so superhuman.
20:17I think I'm bad.
20:18What do you mean?
20:20You're superhuman.
20:22You're so superhuman.
20:23But I'm so super clear.
20:25You make me feel so superhuman.
20:29I think I'm bad.
20:30Next time we're gonna be making you feel so good,
20:31More on the other side.
20:32We're gonna be happy.
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