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Bad Girls 1999 - S01E03
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02:59You're gonna have to face it, Al. The guy does your head in, but you're stuck with him. Just as
03:04he's stuck with you.
03:05So what am I supposed to do? Grin and bear it?
03:08You can handle him.
03:10Yeah, I can. Still.
03:16It's the weekend. It's the weekend. Three whole days off. And no Jim Fenner.
03:22Only me.
03:33Rachel, you got a minute.
03:35Jesus. You get around, don't you?
03:38Yeah, Jim, of course. Yeah, Jim, of course. I'll see you at cycle.
03:45Listen to me, you interfering dyke. Just keep that snout of yours where it belongs, or you're gonna end up
03:51shagging the end of my boot. Okay?
03:55You really know how to talk to a woman, don't you, Fenner?
03:59It's all right, mate.
04:19I'll be out in less than a year. We'll still see each other, won't we, when I get out.
04:23Of course.
04:26I don't know what it's meant to me having you to take care of me.
04:28Yeah? Well, right now you could, er, take care of this for me.
04:37Oi! Watch where you're putting your feet!
04:40Can you keep it moving, please, ladies?
04:42I love it when you say please, sir. Don't you love it when he says please, Jim?
04:46Oh, do anything for a man who said please.
04:48We could do anything.
04:50At all.
04:51Well, can you just keep it moving for now, thank you.
04:54Pleasure.
04:55Treasure.
04:57Oh, what's up? You got a Johnny letter?
04:59No, of course not.
05:00Robin's not much of a letter either.
05:02Bet he'll visit there, won't he?
05:04He's in the barter for weeks, probably shit-faced.
05:06No, drop him, love. Obviously don't give a staff.
05:09No way.
05:10We love each other, we're getting married next month.
05:13Well, we're supposed to be, but I'm in this bubble for the next bloody year, aren't I?
05:17Well, if that's the case, why don't you ask Stuart about getting married in here?
05:21Yeah.
05:23Pull the other one up farts over us.
05:25Well, straight up, you can, you've just got to ask Stuart.
05:27What are you talking about? She don't want to get itched inside.
05:30Bloody well do.
05:31Inside or out, what's the difference?
05:32Do you think Stuart would go for it?
05:37Right, I'd better be on my way.
05:38Hey, you look after yourself, okay?
05:48Take this with you.
05:50What is it?
05:53I get stuck for words sometimes when I want to tell people how I feel, so I wrote it all
05:58down for you.
05:59What?
06:05Do you need your head looking at Rachel?
06:07What's the matter?
06:08I told you, we've got to be careful.
06:11What if somebody had seen that, eh?
06:13What do you think would happen?
06:15I'll tell you.
06:16They'd transfer you.
06:18Move you.
06:19Somewhere I wouldn't be able to look after you.
06:20Now is that what you want?
06:21No, of course not.
06:22Well, you'd better be careful then.
06:23I will.
06:24I'll be careful.
06:26Good.
06:28Good.
06:47You okay, Monica?
06:48What?
06:49Oh, yes, thank you.
06:53Well, it's just, I had a letter from Spencer yesterday.
06:57That's when you stop getting letters from your kids, you've got something to worry about.
06:59Oh, the nuns are bringing him to see me again.
07:01Well, that's something to look forward to.
07:03Up to last time.
07:07Spencer was terrified.
07:09He doesn't understand, you see, not me in here, none of it.
07:15It's not good for him to be exposed to all this, this nastiness.
07:22Listen, you've got to try and be positive, love.
07:25You want to get your appeals sorted, don't you?
07:27So make sure that happens.
07:28Don't let it slip like I did.
07:30Try and get back to Spencer.
07:33Going for something a bit more upmarket, are you, Wade?
07:34Don't get lost, Doc Lee.
07:36What's she got the other girls, eh?
07:37Mink instead of beaver.
07:40Any more of that, and I'll wipe that filthy blob of yours right across your face.
07:43And any more of that after you, Wade,
07:45and you'll be on report.
07:48See you around, Wade.
07:52You want to watch it, Mr Fenner?
07:54One of these days, that one will bite it off.
08:14They cook that saloon.
08:16It's another frigging game.
08:17Hey, what you playing at?
08:19What, you trying to get free for concert tickets?
08:22Forget it, Placket.
08:23They ain't going to let you go.
08:25Come on, I know you son.
08:28Yeah?
08:30Well, he's too bloody slow, ain't he?
08:32Yes, sir.
08:33Would you want to make me?
08:38Hey, Dan.
08:40Have you got any gear?
08:42I need something with them, man.
08:43It's something real bad.
08:44You're asking me?
08:47I don't feel so good.
08:49Yeah.
08:49What you got?
08:52Like they say, that'll do nicely.
08:54But you're going to have to wait.
08:59Where's my phone?
09:02Shut me around, Wade.
09:04Mine people keep moving things all the time.
09:10What do you need a mobile for, anyway?
09:11You work in a prison, for God's sake.
09:13No one likes a smart arse.
09:15Except for you.
09:18I've got to go.
09:19If you had a decent job like mine, you could stick around for some fun and frolics.
09:25Well, maybe when I'm the big chief.
09:27When's that going to be?
09:28Next week?
09:30Stay tuned.
09:40Everything all right, is it, Jim?
09:42Clockwork.
09:42Just the way I like it.
09:44Good break, was it, Helen?
09:46Yeah.
09:48I'm going to ask her now.
09:50No, hang about it, Zoe.
09:50Maybe you should wait.
09:51You should wait?
09:52Miss Stewart, I've got a request.
09:55Well, Sandra, any application should go through your personal officer first.
09:58Look, miss, this is something special, and I ain't got time for all the effing blue tape.
10:02I want to get married.
10:03Married?
10:03In prison?
10:05Well, if that's supposed to be up for letting me out, would you?
10:08Maybe we should talk about it.
10:09I'll set you up an appointment, okay?
10:10Can't you just go and give us the green light?
10:12No.
10:13I'll let you know when you can see me.
10:17It's just a wedding, for Christ's sake.
10:29You ready to walk up?
10:31Yeah.
10:32See you.
10:36Shhh, well then.
10:38Where have you been?
10:39I've been going out my head without you.
10:41Doesn't matter.
10:43You're here now.
10:43Come here.
10:46Hey!
10:46Hey!
10:47Knock it off!
10:48This isn't a party!
10:50So no postman's knock or pass the parcel!
10:55Why didn't you bring anything?
10:57I just didn't, all right?
10:58No.
10:59It ain't no bastard, right?
11:00What do you think it's like in here without any gear?
11:02Listen, don't go off on me.
11:03Don't go off on one, okay?
11:03Don't go off on one.
11:05Whose fault is it that I'm here in the last place?
11:07Sandra, please.
11:07I'm sorry.
11:08I know it's hard on you.
11:09Bloody right, it's hard.
11:13You know I love you.
11:16Of course.
11:17Miss you, Robin.
11:19I miss you so much.
11:25I've got some news for you.
11:28I've seen the Governor.
11:29About us getting married.
11:32What do you mean?
11:34Us.
11:34Getting married.
11:35In here.
11:41All right, Rachel.
11:46Thought I warned you about Fennel.
11:49Look, I don't want to talk about it.
11:51Listen, the man's a pig.
11:52He's got a wife, you know, and children.
11:54It's none of our business.
11:57I don't care what he's told you, but once your time's up in here, that'll be it.
12:00They don't get sick of you sooner.
12:03Look, Mr Fennel's done a lot for me.
12:06He talks to me like a human being for a start.
12:09Like most people in here.
12:11Face it, Rachel, all you are is his bit on the inside.
12:13Because in here, he can control you and do what he wants.
12:16As long as you play ball, there's no comebacks.
12:18Yeah, whatever.
12:20Christ, Rachel, you know you're not the only one in here.
12:26Shit, it's your life.
12:31I know it ain't gonna be no fairytale wedding exactly.
12:34They've got a chap in here.
12:36They haven't got a friggin' choir.
12:38How many of your mates ever get spliced to Nick, eh?
12:41Just wanted to break the ice at parties, innit?
12:42For God's sake, Sandra.
12:44Mum and Dad have gone nuclear.
12:45Why didn't you give a toss about what you snubby our spokes thought?
12:48Since my mother had a nervous breakdown.
12:52I went into rehab for her.
12:54Really?
12:56She was in such a state, I said I'd do anything if it would just help.
13:00Listen, Sandra.
13:02I've been clean for nearly three weeks.
13:06It's been hell, honest. I thought I was dying.
13:09But now, I'm really glad I did it.
13:13I feel like I've got my life back.
13:15So that's why you didn't bring me no scare?
13:19That's great.
13:21I'm really pleased for you, Robin.
13:22Hey, look, if I can do it, then I know you can, too.
13:26Give up? In here?
13:28Yeah.
13:29And the Pope buys French ticklers from Tesco's.
13:31Well, isn't there a detox unit on a ring or something?
13:34All right, agents. That's your lock.
13:37This is too much.
13:40I've got to go.
13:50Have you been using that stuff again, Sandra?
13:53No, I haven't.
13:54You all right?
13:55For Christ's sake, leave the bitch in peace.
13:59Robin's off the smack.
14:01Oh, that's excellent news. Aren't you pleased?
14:07Bloody hell, knock it off.
14:11What's wrong with her?
14:12Peck cockroach got children.
14:14Boyfriend trouble.
14:16I see.
14:19Anyway, Monica, could you get your stuff together, please?
14:24It's mischievous instructions.
14:34Hey, you have some privacy in here.
14:36A room of my own.
14:38Like being a child again.
14:40Oh, curtains, too.
14:42I must have been such a good girl.
14:46I'll leave you to set, then.
15:03If there's anyone in chips.
15:09Don't want to spoil your figure, do you?
15:13I think I can manage a bit more, all the same.
15:30Afternoon.
15:31Checking on the troops.
15:32I'm sure you've done a great job.
15:34It's always nice to be appreciated.
15:36Just give her some hot water.
15:38God, what the hell's up with you?
15:39Just give her some hot water, all right?
15:41Lunch, what you...
15:45Sorry.
15:46No, my fault.
15:48Oh, you finished middle much?
15:49Something you want, miss?
15:51No, I don't think so.
15:53Then if you don't mind, I'm hungry.
15:57Hey.
15:58Let's have some respect.
16:00That's no way to speak to your governor.
16:04Respect doesn't have the meaning of the word.
16:06Right hard case, if you ask me.
16:08A hard case?
16:09Well, you know, just difficult for difficult's sake.
16:13Jim, I don't need a bodyguard.
16:15I can handle the prisoners myself, thank you.
16:29Oh, this is too much.
16:31You've been howling down there for days.
16:36Look, have some stuff.
16:37It's on me.
16:38Anything to stop you stinking is out of puke for another night.
16:44No.
16:45Man, you must be really sick.
16:58What is the point of getting married in sight?
17:01She's right, you know.
17:02You're not going to get any honeymoon, are you?
17:04Or a shag.
17:05What's she going to say on your wedding certificate, eh?
17:07A Majesty's prison larkle?
17:09That's going to be just blinding, isn't it?
17:10Blinding, isn't it?
17:11Okay.
17:11And what about your mum and dad?
17:13Are they going to want to see you getting married at a Majesty's pleasure?
17:16I've got mum and dad to be bothered about it.
17:17Anyway, it was your bloody idea in the first place.
17:20Yeah, well, anyone can make a mistake.
17:22Can't they do?
17:22We just don't want you making this one, that's all.
17:25Isn't it a mistake?
17:26So you're telling me that you're marrying him for the right reasons?
17:29Do you mean, of course I am.
17:30She means what you've got is a bad case of my man.
17:35Bollocks.
17:36You'd do anything for him, wouldn't you?
17:37Only at the same time, you're frightened of what he might be getting up to out there while you're stuck
17:41in here.
17:42So you decide you're marrying him.
17:43Only trouble is, love, it's only a bit of paper.
17:45It means sod all to a bloke.
17:47To a bloke.
17:47I'll piss off the pair of you.
17:49I'm getting clean, and me and Robin are getting married.
17:57Come in.
17:59Take a seat, Sandra.
18:00Thanks for seeing me, Miss Stewart.
18:02Sorry it's taken so long, I've been busy.
18:03I suppose there's a lot to do.
18:05But this is really important to me, getting married to Robin.
18:09Yeah, I'm sure it is.
18:10The thing is, Sandra, it's up to the governing governor, not me, to give the okay for a wedding and
18:14G-Wing.
18:14But he'd listen to you, wouldn't he, if you was up for it?
18:17The trouble is, I'm not.
18:19What? You've got no reason not to.
18:21I've got every reason. I need Sandra.
18:23Drugs.
18:24You use them in here.
18:25It's common knowledge that you walked into G-Wing with a stash inside of you.
18:28It's the biggest problem that we've got a lark call, and you're part of it.
18:32So do you honestly think that'll owe you any favours?
18:36Maybe that's right.
18:38But look, I haven't touched this stuff in days.
18:42Four bleeding days.
18:44Look at me, would ya?
18:50Yeah.
18:56Hello.
18:59What's wrong?
19:03Jim, have you ever, you know, been close like we are with anybody else in here?
19:10What are you talking about?
19:11Just honest with me, are you shagging anybody else in here?
19:13Of course not.
19:14What have I put that idea into your head?
19:16Nicky Wade.
19:17Just listen to her talk.
19:18Anyone would think you were famous for it.
19:20Yeah, well, it's crap.
19:21What else did she say?
19:23Horrible things.
19:24That you'd be done with me when I got out of here.
19:27Well, I'd watch out if I was you.
19:29What do you mean?
19:31Well, that's obvious, isn't it?
19:32She's got the hots for you.
19:34And she's jealous of me.
19:36Hmm?
19:47Thanks.
19:50Robin's gone into rehab.
19:52He's been clean for weeks.
19:53He reckons he's got his life back.
19:54That's what I want.
19:55If you've gone four days without any help, then I'm very impressed.
19:59I know it can't have been easy.
20:02Sandra, you have got every reason to beat it.
20:06I hear you used to want to be a model.
20:08Well, maybe you can make it when you get out of here.
20:10Hmm.
20:11January 2000.
20:12Cent fold.
20:13For my cards, right?
20:14I think we can aim a little bit higher than that.
20:17Look, if it's detox that you want, then I'm happy to agree to it.
20:20And if that works out okay, then I'll think about talking to the number one governor about your wedding.
20:25Thanks.
20:26I'm offering you a chance to prove yourself, Sandra.
20:30Don't let either of us down.
20:34She said she's thinking about okaying the wedding.
20:36If I could keep off this stuff.
20:39I ain't gonna mess it up, Robin.
20:40Believe me, I ain't.
20:41Kicking the shit, and we're gonna get married.
20:43We are.
20:45Babe, I love ya.
20:49Spent my childhood being passed from one foster home to another.
20:52That bloody cold.
20:55Then...
20:57I got on to age when I was about 15.
21:00Pretty much got worse from then on.
21:03But at least shooting up helped me get through it.
21:05Didn't say I was gonna manage it in here without any.
21:09But I haven't touched the stuff in 12 days.
21:11So you've been using heroin for what?
21:14Five years?
21:16Sandra, do you want to tell everyone why you decided to join the detox unit?
21:21I'm getting married.
21:23To my boyfriend Robin.
21:25He was a user too.
21:27But he's in rehab on the outside.
21:31We both want to be clean for our wedding day.
21:33Start again.
21:35What about Robin's parents?
21:36How do they feel about him marrying another user?
21:40Robin's folks are dead posh.
21:42And I hate my guts.
21:44Not just because I'm a user.
21:46Because I am who I am.
21:49But that's what families are like.
21:51I'm glad I never had one.
21:54I don't give a shit what they think.
21:56I hate them and all.
22:03Get on in.
22:08Here, you're in detox, Sandra.
22:10Good stuff.
22:12Be drop dead gorgeous in no time.
22:16You gonna hide into nothing with that one I can tell you.
22:19Oh, Stuart.
22:22Her and her do-gooder ways.
22:24Should have been a missionary.
22:25Would have kept her out of our way.
22:27There's about as much chance of Plackett coming off the nasty
22:31as if Cliff Richard invited me up to his hotel room for cream cakes and sex.
22:36You can dream, Sylvia.
22:37Not about Zandra Plackett, I'm not.
22:39Well, it's obvious, isn't it?
22:41She's working Stuart like Sussie to get her wedding.
22:44God, I think of the fun that's going to be.
22:48Yep.
22:50You're probably right, Sylvia.
22:52She's got a lot to learn, Zarmisture.
22:55Well, you don't learn if you don't listen.
22:57That's what my mother used to say.
22:59And that one isn't listening to us, that's for sure.
23:03Hey, dear.
23:04I'll see you later.
23:06I'll be around.
23:13What's going on with you and the Hicks, Cal?
23:15What are you talking about?
23:16You're always looking after her.
23:17It's part of my job.
23:19No.
23:20You're only supposed to be looking after me.
23:22I am only looking after you.
23:27B.
23:29Okay.
23:30What's that?
23:31Sorry.
23:37Thank you, Robin.
23:38I told her I'm getting on.
23:39She's well done.
23:40I should think so, too.
23:41Come on, girls, be happy for me.
23:42We are.
23:43You're kicking the habit.
23:44It's great stuff.
23:45Good.
23:46Good.
23:46You see, well, the wedding's coming up, and, er, I was wondering what I was going to do about
23:51a wedding dress.
23:53I think I've seen more meat on a veggie burger.
23:55And that cleavage.
23:56Well, that is going to need some major support.
23:59Yeah.
24:00Still, we love a challenge, don't we?
24:03Don't we?
24:04Miss Stewart.
24:08Monica.
24:12I thought you should know.
24:14I've sacked that awful solicitor who represented me at the trial, and I've hired a new one.
24:18He's already applied for a date at the Court of Appeal.
24:21Good.
24:21I'm glad you're staying positive.
24:23Well, I've been talking to some of the other women.
24:27It's helped a lot.
24:33Come on, come on, keep up, I've told you.
24:37Come on.
24:39Come on.
24:40I don't want any of your games.
24:42Yeah.
24:44In here, this is yours.
24:46All right.
24:47Now, that's enough.
24:48You'll be on report.
24:51You've got a new roommate, Denny.
24:54This is Crystal.
24:55I'm sure you'll get on like a house on fire.
24:58This one's yours.
25:06Right.
25:07I'll leave you to get to know each other.
25:09Just be careful the way you look at her.
25:12Anybody better be careful how they look at me, or I'll take their eye out.
25:15Fine.
25:17Just as long as you clean up the mess afterwards.
25:21Give us a go.
25:22That's for the Lord's music.
25:24Shut up.
25:24Touch it again, and you better win a meeting real soon.
25:27All right.
25:28Well, well, well.
25:30What's this, then?
25:32You babe on the block.
25:34Crystal.
25:35I reckon she thinks she's hard.
25:38Nah.
25:38You don't need any of that bollocks in here.
25:41I'm Shell, by the way.
25:43We're all mates, aren't we, Denny?
25:44Big mates.
25:46So what are you in for?
25:47It's my business.
25:48Only asking.
25:50How long are you in for?
25:51Twelve months.
25:54Seven years.
25:57Life.
25:58Bringing a gear in with you?
25:59No.
26:00Don't use it, and I don't need it.
26:02These cells are pretty cramped, and the nights can go on forever.
26:07You've got to have something to pass the time.
26:08I've got the Lord.
26:10Oh, shit.
26:12Nah.
26:13That's good.
26:14The rest of us have to make do with each other.
26:28Enjoy that, did you, Cristal?
26:30Will you two be so hot for each other when you're burning in hell?
26:33No.
26:33You should ask God to forgive you.
26:35Jesus.
26:36Bollocks.
26:38In here.
26:39I'm God.
26:41Remember it.
26:48Right.
26:48That's that all done.
26:53Good.
26:54There's a woman arriving in the wing this morning, Cristal Gordon.
26:57Shoplifter.
26:59I'm sure we'll make her welcome.
27:01I'm sure.
27:02Right.
27:04If that's everything.
27:06Jim.
27:09You, um, get on well with Michelle Doppley, don't you?
27:13I like to think I'd get on well with most of the girls in here.
27:16Women, Jim.
27:17It's not Swiss finishing school.
27:18No, so I'd noticed.
27:20Is there a problem, Helen?
27:22Not that I'm aware of, but your relationship with the women is pretty relaxed, isn't it?
27:27Well, I've been in the job some 14 years.
27:29I've found it's the best way to work.
27:32Encourages trust, not resentment.
27:34If, of course, based on your experience, you prefer me to stiffen up, get heavier, say the word.
27:41You are the boss.
27:43That's right.
27:44I am.
27:47I know you don't like it, but it's a fact of life.
27:51What I like or don't isn't important.
27:54But if the Home Office decides it wants university graduates with virtually no experience running its prisons, that's their lookout.
28:01I see.
28:03Well, if that's all, miss.
28:17Shit.
28:19Look at her with her snooty rag.
28:22Thinks cos she talks like she's got plums in her gob.
28:25She's a cut above the rest of them.
28:26And us.
28:28I don't care where she used to buy her knickers.
28:30She's a flaming lad now.
28:33Of course, it looks like some people.
28:35It means she ought to get special treatment.
28:39Probably at the same school or something, didn't they?
28:45Have us detox then, OK?
28:48Well, if you get bored of it, you want to go and see Crystal.
28:52Why, did she bring some good shit in?
28:56What you got to do is ask her.
29:10You got a problem, Nick?
29:12Well, it was a bit difficult.
29:24What if she
29:25I reckon, if we gather in the way, Steve, it'll make Sandra's figure look like – like she's got a
29:29figure.
29:32Don't matter how you cut it, the girl needs another two-spun on her bag.
29:35Hi, Trish.
29:35Hi, this is Trish.
29:36I'll make a wedding message and I'll get back to you.
29:38Thanks.
29:39Hi, this is Trish.
29:46I'll make a message and I'll get back to you.
29:48Thanks.
29:49Sorry, I've missed you again.
29:52You should let me know what you're doing.
29:55Who knows?
29:57Maybe then I'll catch you in.
30:00I love you, Trisha.
30:16Here.
30:18Sandra, you look awful.
30:20You said it was hard work, didn't you?
30:23Tell me how I look, Robin.
30:25I'm beating it.
30:27Well, that's brilliant.
30:30See, I knew you could do it.
30:31How do you feel?
30:33How do you think I feel?
30:35Well, you'll get through it.
30:36You're tough.
30:38You see how good it makes you feel.
30:40It's like, I don't know, getting reborn.
30:45You're starting to sound like this Bible bash I've got sharing with me now.
30:48Getting clean, it makes you feel good about yourself again.
30:53Do you know what I feel good about?
30:55What?
30:56Getting married.
30:58To you.
31:08More George Elliot.
31:12It's good to see the women you use in the library.
31:14People in here aren't stupid, you know.
31:16They're a lot brighter than your screws, anyway.
31:18My officers are trained professionals.
31:21Well, if Fenner's anything to go by, you'd be better off training chimpanzees.
31:25He reckons you're a tough nut.
31:27Difficult for difficult sake, he says.
31:29Yeah.
31:31Well, I'm not in his fan club, am I?
31:33What's that supposed to mean?
31:35You work it out for yourself.
31:37If Mr. Fenner's conduct is less than professional, you'd better tell me, Nicky.
31:41Look, I'm nobody's narc.
31:44Especially not yours.
31:54I'll tell you something, this is going to be better than the real thing.
31:58Maybe that's what we ought to do when we get out of here.
32:01Become fashion designers.
32:02Yeah.
32:03The two Julie's label.
32:04Yeah.
32:09When I get out, me and Robin are never going back on smack.
32:11And now you're talking, girl?
32:13You're doing really well, Zandra.
32:14Well, that's too bloody much to go through it for nothing.
32:17It's all going to be different, then.
32:18Me and Robin will get a stall on Camden Market.
32:21Yeah, you can flog our knock-off wedding dresses.
32:23Yeah, jewellery.
32:24I can make it, Robin can sell it.
32:26I think you're good at that.
32:28He's got a posh voice, and people trust a bloke with a posh voice, don't they?
32:31What's all this, though?
32:32What's their wedding dress?
32:33What do you think?
32:34I think it's madness.
32:35You know, it's going to be mad to get married.
32:37Excuse me, some of us happen to like men.
32:39Yeah, but would you marry another one?
32:40Well, it's not us, it's getting married.
32:43So tell me, what is it about Robin makes you want to be cuffed to him for the rest of
32:47your life?
32:48He's good-looking, he's kind, never hit me once.
32:51And I love him.
32:53And he loves me so much, he's chucking up his parents and all their money to be with me.
32:58Well, I hope you'll be happy.
33:01You don't mind, do you, Al?
33:03Well, of course not.
33:04I always wanted a garden, just hadn't planned on having it in the living room, that's all.
33:09It won't happen again, I promise.
33:11Only I need these potted by tomorrow and...
33:13Don't worry about it.
33:15It's quite relaxing, actually.
33:18I can see why a lot of the women work in the prison garden.
33:21Have you checked the potting chair for tunnels?
33:26You should come and give a lecture sometime.
33:29What?
33:30Shut up with all those sex-starved women?
33:33They're not all that sex-starved.
33:34Go on, shatter my dreams.
33:37Maybe that's the way in.
33:39Come again?
33:40There's this woman in the wing.
33:41She'd be a great ally amongst inmates if I could get her on my side.
33:46Trouble is I've tried everything, she's not interested.
33:49She's into gardening.
33:50Let me guess.
33:52Nicky Wade?
33:55I know the prisoners are important to you, Helen, but that one's becoming an obsession.
34:01Anyway, didn't you say she was a lesbian?
34:02Yeah, she is.
34:05Well, maybe that's your problem.
34:07You're the right species, just the wrong variety.
34:12You like your gardeners to wear wayfronts, don't you?
34:14Hmm?
34:21So, how have your first couple of weeks in Lark Hall been, Crystal?
34:24What am I supposed to say?
34:26That they've been great?
34:29It's your first time in prison, isn't it?
34:32Although you've previously been fined and given a suspended sentence, both time for shoplifting.
34:41My mother died.
34:43And that's what started you thieving?
34:47I lived in London, but when my mother died in Jamaica, I went home for the funeral.
34:53I get back.
34:55My job's gone.
34:57My home's gone.
35:00I used to work in a shop, so I know shops.
35:03So I started stealing from them.
35:05That's logical.
35:07Only the big ones, they can afford it, they expect it.
35:10Very considerate.
35:12I know I've done wrong.
35:13Thou shalt not steal, that's the Lord's Eighth Commandment, and I should be punished for it.
35:18But I know white girls don't get 12 months for what I've done.
35:23Look, the important thing is for you to make the most of your time here at Lark Hall.
35:27Make the most of my time using drugs, you mean?
35:31No, I meant taking steps to improve your chances of going straight once you leave here.
35:36There's lots of classes you can do.
35:38Lots of things you can learn.
35:40I know.
35:41I had to break into cars, pick pockets, tart.
35:45I had to mix drugs with sugar.
35:48That's not what I meant.
35:49How come you've got so many drugs in here?
35:52Is this a prison or ain't it?
35:54Look, believe me, Crystal, I don't want drugs in here any more than you do.
35:58But the fact is, the users are very determined, and my hands are tied by regulations.
36:04There's some places the women just can't be searched.
36:08So the regulations mean you can't do your job?
36:13We were talking about you.
36:16I was right.
36:17This ain't a prison.
36:19It's a circus.
36:20And you and your guards are the clans.
36:23I'm sorry you see it like that.
36:26You might find the show's not as much fun as you thought.
36:33Helen, do you want one?
36:35No, thanks.
36:35I don't have time.
36:36But while you're having yours, if you can focus your thoughts on her report for me and Crystal Gordon.
36:40I want to know she's settling in, with special reference to her concerns about the presence of drugs on the
36:45way.
36:45That's a new one.
36:47I'd also like to know if she's relating to the other prisoners, whether she's joined up for any classes, if
36:52so, which ones.
36:53And I'd like a report from her personal officer.
36:55I'd also like it before the end of the week, please.
36:58Before the end of the week?
36:59I'd rather not have to ask twice.
37:01I think I'm capable of getting a report in on time.
37:03I'm just not used to being told what exactly to put in it.
37:0614 years' experience, right?
37:09Something like that, yeah.
37:11Well, I'm sure it'll be a top-draw report, Jim.
37:18I swear I'm going to swing for that cow someday.
37:21You'll get in line like the rest of us.
37:25Just think, four weeks today and I'll be Zandra Dunstan.
37:30The two Julies are doing a fab job on the dress.
37:32If you ask me, it's stupid letting people get married in prison.
37:36No-one did ask you.
37:37It's a corruption of God's law.
37:39I was getting married anyway.
37:41Do you think I'd rather do it in here than in a church?
37:45We're in here because we've done wrong.
37:48And what do we get?
37:50Karaoke, TV, cookery, drugs and weddings.
37:53That ain't what I call punishment.
37:55No wonder people come back for more.
37:57Jesus, sister.
37:58You're the first one I ever met who wanted to be in here and wanted it worse.
38:05You look stunning, Zand.
38:07Wait till Robin sees me.
38:10He's going to be such a lucky bloke.
38:13You're doing me proud, Julies.
38:15Thanks.
38:16Thanks a lot.
38:17That's all right.
38:18You just make sure we get an invite to the do.
38:22As you all know about common duties, I was wondering whether you'd be my bridesmaids.
38:30Oh, bridesmaids.
38:32Oh, we'd love to.
38:35Oh, bridesmaid dresses.
38:37What is this?
38:39Oh, Miss Stewart.
38:44I'm sorry to bother you.
38:46I think you should take a look at this.
38:49What is it?
38:50There.
38:52Oh, God.
38:53Yeah, what about that one, G?
38:54You look a peach in there.
38:56Peach Melbourne, all I like.
38:58This is going to be the best wedding anyone ever had.
39:00Well, of course it is.
39:01We're in charge.
39:02We're in consultants.
39:03That's what we ought to be.
39:05In America, you know, they pay a fortune for them.
39:07What do you make, G?
39:08Yeah.
39:09I wonder if I'll ever be there for when me kids get married.
39:11Of course you will.
39:12We'll find them all three.
39:14As soon as we get out of here, I told you.
39:17Yeah.
39:18Miss Stewart.
39:19What do you think?
39:21Great, isn't it?
39:22Beautiful.
39:23Sandra, I need to see you in my office straight away.
39:26Oh, but, Miss, we've still got work to do, and we can't use the same room again till Friday.
39:29I do.
39:30Sandra, it won't wait.
39:39You look like you've got something on your mind.
39:41Me?
39:41No, no.
39:42Just, um, thinking about my lawyer's correspondence.
39:45Glad you're getting a move on, Monica.
39:46Well, look forward.
39:48Hard not to look back, though, isn't it?
39:51What do you reckon it is with Wade and a hooray, Denny?
39:54She's not exactly a looker, is she?
39:55You're all worked up about my love life, Dockley.
39:57Seems to me you'd be better off keeping an eye on your own.
39:59Oh, yeah?
40:00From what I've seen, I'd say your friend Fenner's trading you in for a younger model.
40:04What's that supposed to mean?
40:05Oh, for Rachel.
40:08Bullshit.
40:11Look, if someone's been saying I'd be doing drugs again, they're lying.
40:14I'm clean.
40:15Who is it?
40:16Denny Blood?
40:17No one says you've been doing drugs.
40:18Just calm down, please, Sandra.
40:20So, what is it?
40:21Your boyfriend's name is Robin Dunstan, isn't it?
40:23Yeah.
40:24Why?
40:25Do you know someone called Chloe Fleming?
40:27No.
40:27Sir?
40:29I think you should look at this.
40:37No.
40:41No.
40:44No!
40:56I'm engaged.
40:58It's rubbish.
40:59Some sort of mistake or joke.
41:02Robin wouldn't have...
41:03The dress is Richmond.
41:05It's where his mum and dad live.
41:08But Robin couldn't...
41:11Who is this Fleming kill?
41:14Look, it's some sort of mix-up.
41:17We're getting married. It's all sorted.
41:21I think the best thing for you to do is talk to Robin.
41:24I can phone him and ask him to come in if you like.
41:27You can meet here in my office to discuss things,
41:29if that's what you want.
41:39Hi, Yix.
41:40You're wanted.
41:42Goodbye.
41:43Fener. Any exercise yard?
41:45Right, thanks.
41:57Well, don't you look pretty.
41:59Anyone would think you got yourself a hot date.
42:02Come on, let me get past.
42:03Or what?
42:05Uncle Jim's going to appear out of nowhere, is he?
42:07I don't know what you mean.
42:10Come on, Rachel.
42:11Don't be shy.
42:14You're opening, aren't you?
42:15No, I'm not.
42:16Don't kiss me.
42:18I know what's going on.
42:20Look, what is it you want here?
42:23Take this.
42:25I can get Ma if you'll keep quiet about it.
42:33Thanks very much.
42:42I think it's something to look at, don't you, Hicks?
42:45Well, listen to me, bitch.
42:47You're going to be looking over your shoulder every day goes by in here.
42:53And you know what?
42:54I'm going to be right there behind you.
42:57And one day, I'm going to have a blade in my hand
43:00to cut that cock-sucking mouth right out of your face.
43:10What are you up to?
43:12Girl talk.
43:16Don't worry.
43:17Everything you're interested in is still in working order.
43:25Oh, my God.
43:28Come here.
43:30Now, just straighten yourself out before someone sees you.
43:38You mad psycho bitch.
43:39What do you think you're doing?
43:40You've been screwing her.
43:41For Christ's sake.
43:46What do you think I'd see in her?
43:47She's a kid.
43:48That's not how she told it.
43:49How many others in here have been screwing?
43:50None.
43:51Look, Shell, she did come on to me, but I didn't touch her.
43:56Listen to me.
43:57There's nothing going on.
43:59Yeah, sure.
44:00For God's sake, I risk enough just being with you.
44:03I'd have to be out of me mind.
44:07What would I want with a kid like her?
44:10And I've got a woman like you, eh?
44:16All right, then.
44:18I'll see some proof.
44:19All right, well, I'll see you.
44:21Come on.
44:23Come on.
44:46Come on.
44:51you all right love
44:55what happened Rachel
44:56she seems in quite a bit of pain
44:58I think I should take her to the medical room
45:00alright go on
45:03don't worry Rachel
45:04I'll come and visit you
45:17Mr Dunstan
45:18sorry to have kept you waiting
45:20I'm glad you could get over to see us
45:24look Miss Stewart
45:28I don't know what to say
45:29this isn't very easy for me
45:31I hope it's not Mr Dunstan
45:34can you send Sandra in please
45:39Sandra
45:40just tell me it ain't true Robin
45:41listen Sandra
45:44you've got to understand the position I was in
45:46my mother's really unwell
45:48I've known Chloe for years
45:50our families are old friends
45:51shit Robin
45:53just tell me
45:54are you marrying her
45:58yes
46:03what about me Robin
46:06what are you going to tell me
46:08or didn't it matter
46:09because I was locked up
46:10listen Sandra
46:11it just happened okay
46:12I'm really sorry
46:15you think she's good looking do you
46:16Sandra
46:16do you
46:18Shane you won't see me without me
46:19stop it
46:20stop it
46:21you bastard
46:22not the actor
46:24don't tell me I'm not
46:26you
46:38see that's why I won't have nothing to do with men
46:41they're shit
46:42just shit
46:43shut your noise
46:44screw you sister
46:48all they wanted was a market store
46:52just cause your mind turns out bad
46:54it don't mean you have to dump your dreams
46:56you don't need him for them
47:02you gotta pray for strength
47:05it'll be alright
47:06just forget him
47:07I can't
47:08of course you can
47:10no
47:10no
47:12I'm having this baby
47:22forget Sandra
47:23Sandra
47:24this is love
47:25not yours love
47:28who needs men when you can have IVF
47:34Dennis
47:34here about little Xie
47:36I had an accident
47:37and she did not spit off
47:39I'm really looking forward to when she comes out
47:42no
47:57movingpque
47:57and then
47:57not your parents
47:57and then
47:59prevents her
48:00a minute
48:00I believe
48:00no
48:00I believe
48:00I don't know
48:01like
48:01is
48:01that
48:01give me
48:01some
48:02that
48:02I agree
48:03good
48:03I love
48:09that
48:11you
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