00:00I got some news that is going to make your heart beat at 1,000 miles per hour.
00:07But I would like to first take some time in a time machine to go back to April 17th.
00:15Do you guys remember what you were doing on April 17th?
00:18Getting ready for my birthday.
00:20Look at that.
00:21Brittany, what were you doing?
00:21Getting ready for Figgy's birthday as well?
00:23I think we all were.
00:24I think we all were getting ready.
00:25Of course.
00:28Also at that time, WWE comedy character Dan Housen made an appearance on – I'm sorry.
00:42I forgot first take's name for a second – to curse Stephen A. Smith right before the start of the
00:48NBA playoffs.
00:49You know, Stephen A. is a Knicks fan, right?
00:52Now, continue on to late April.
00:56The Knicks unexpectedly fall behind 2-1 in the first round of the playoffs against the Atlanta Hawks.
01:03A fan purchased a cameo video to pay Dan Housen to lift the curse on the Knicks and transfer it
01:11directly to their opponents.
01:12We fast forward to every game after that, and the only game they lost following that was the one game
01:20in the NBA Finals against the San Antonio Spurs and went on a historic run in regards to point differential,
01:30offensive efficiency, the craziest comeback in NBA Finals history.
01:35Arguably, you know, it's hard for me to say because, you know, it's a Knicks game, but maybe the greatest
01:40game in the NBA Finals history.
01:41Who knows?
01:42Who knows?
01:44But nonetheless, I say all this to say the power of Dan Housen is strong and real, which is why
01:52when I present to you this next video, this may be the most important news any Dolphins fan has heard.
01:59Since the curse of the Miami Dolphins occurred at Joe Robbie Stadium built on that Indian burial ground.
02:29It's a podcast of some sort.
02:31Miami Dolphins haven't won Super Bowl since 1973.
02:34I have came in over 25 years.
02:36Built hard rock stadium.
02:38All right.
02:39Oh, people believe they're cursed.
02:41All right.
02:41So I have to do us.
02:42It's uncursing.
02:43Oh, my God.
02:45All right.
02:46Uncursing these sports teams.
02:47Cursing these sports teams.
02:49I have no clue who's who.
02:51So, Miami Dolphins, Dan Marino, you are uncursed.
02:57Ladies and gentlemen,
02:59ladies and gentlemen, it is done.
03:02Ladies and gentlemen, it is done.
03:06We are uncursed.
03:09You heard it here from the man himself that guys.
03:15No, no minus one.
03:16I saw that video.
03:17No minus one.
03:17There's no minus one.
03:19Don't you have to know who somebody or something is?
03:25Guys, he has no idea who the Miami Dolphins are.
03:29And he's lifting a curse.
03:31He, the guys, the New York Knicks just won the championship.
03:35Did he know who the New York Knicks were?
03:36No, he just hated Stephen A.
03:38Smith.
03:39And he knows.
03:40He said Dan Marino's name.
03:42He knows who the Dolphins are.
03:43I feel like my time was wasted.
03:46Yep.
03:46Guys, I agree.
03:47New York Knicks made it to the championship behind this man's cursing and then uncursing.
03:56You don't think he has any power?
04:00No.
04:01So you think the Knicks won based off of talent, grit, hard work, and potentially a lifetime of dedication?
04:08That's what you're telling me?
04:09It seems as though.
04:12Ridiculous, dude.
04:13It was a curse and uncursing.
04:15That is the only way a ridiculous franchise like that could ever win a championship and be somewhat respectable in
04:23anybody's eyes.
04:23Do you see what's going on in New York right now?
04:25Great things are happening in New York.
04:27That can only mean one thing.
04:30Wizardry.
04:32Guys, the curse has been lifted.
04:33I feel like you guys should be happier that the curse has been lifted.
04:38Like, do you understand that the Indian burial ground that the Hard Rock Stadium was built on, which, by the
04:45way, only found success as a venue when we honored it by changing the name to a casino because, you
04:51know, prior to that, nothing that we can possibly say has lifted the curse.
04:59We've had 20-something quarterbacks.
05:01We've had, what, 25 years without a playoff?
05:04We have the longest streak in sports currently going.
05:10And the only person to bring the New York Knicks to—what else does he have to do?
05:16What else does he have to do?
05:18Does he have to bring the Jets to proficiency as well for you to believe him?
05:22Does he have to—what other team?
05:24The Browns?
05:25Does he have to bring the Browns to the Super Bowl in order for you to believe he has power?
05:29What's it going to take?
05:31I mean, the Browns have never won a Super Bowl.
05:34I mean, the Knicks say they won a Super Bowl.
05:37I mean, I'm sorry, a championship prior to this year.
05:40I didn't witness it.
05:41Leroy didn't witness it, so I can't confirm.
05:43I was there.
05:44No one could confirm or deny whether or not Leroy witnessed it.
05:47If only we had a chance to talk to him.
05:49But if you guys could potentially take a step back from the messenger and look at the message, this is
06:02arguably the biggest profit since an astronaut.
06:04I have to see it to believe it.
06:11And the Dolphins aren't winning a Super Bowl this year.
06:13Now, let's go back a year ago.
06:15If I told you the New York Knicks were going to win the championship, have the greatest NBA Finals game,
06:20and have arguably the best playoff performance of all time.
06:25The beginning of this year?
06:26The beginning of the 2025-26 season.
06:29Okay.
06:30Would you believe that?
06:31I wouldn't have been shocked, no.
06:35I don't like your optimism.
06:37It's not about optimism.
06:38It's about five.
06:39You think you're so mature.
06:42I know you eat chicken nuggies.
06:44I will not take this maturity out of nowhere.
06:47This is a great day for the Miami Dolphins fan, and I will not allow you to ruin it.
06:52Leroy is so beside himself.
06:53He just can't even muster up the words without crying.
06:59And I understand, Leroy.
07:00I completely understand.
07:01I feel the same way.
07:02Like, the Cleveland Browns have a win sooner than the Dolphins.
07:09But I feel a lot worse.
07:12You know, it's just the show is too level-headed.
07:15No, it's just that we make up reason to be miserable.
07:19Like, we haven't won a playoff game in 25 years.
07:22The Browns have.
07:23Do you feel better about them?
07:25No, but now we have it.
07:26But there's no but!
07:28We got mythical creatures involved now.
07:31This guy's a mythical creature.
07:33Look, I understand.
07:34This is going to be...
07:35I bring up the UFO conversation.
07:37Nobody bets, and I...
07:39You know, they're releasing files.
07:40Now, I bring up...
07:41I'd rather you talk about UFOs than this video.
07:44Yeah.
07:46You know, this is unfortunate.
07:48This is unfortunate for sure.
07:49This is unfortunate for sure.
07:50But hey, when next year you understand that all these crazy things start to happen in our favor,
07:57don't think.
07:58I'll call you.
07:58Don't think halfily.
08:00You know, it's not Steven Ross.
08:02It is Dan Housen.
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