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00:30Multitudes.
00:33Let's get the fuck home.
00:35Ah, Las Vegas, where everything sparkles.
00:39Except for this alley.
00:43Mr. B, there's sure to be a telephone on the other side of this door that we could use to
00:48call for help.
00:57Thank you, Las Vegas. I'm out.
01:00Looks like animals. Good luck.
01:02Play a song, you idiot!
01:03Open your laptop and make a noise!
01:06Excuse me, our party people. Does anyone have a telephone we could use?
01:10Where's the music?
01:13Where's the music?
01:14Give me my place, where's the animal?
01:16Mr. B, the crowd is turning on us!
01:19We have to get out of here.
01:20Don't worry, I got this.
01:22All this music follows a simple formula.
01:26Wesley!
01:36I like the way this party is turning away!
01:46Mr. B, we've done it! It's a hit!
01:49Should we go save the clones now?
01:52Nah!
01:55Even though everyone lost their phone, so long as we can rewire the motherboard, we can redirect the GPS signal
02:00to contact the smartwatch that Frida always wears.
02:02And that should give them time to return.
02:11What the hell do you think you're doing?
02:13I'm going to the party.
02:14This is the girls' bathroom!
02:16All right, I need to tell you something, Wendy.
02:18I'm transgender.
02:20What?
02:21Did you notice the bow?
02:21I'm not comfortable with the sex I was assigned at birth, so I'm exercising my right to identify with the
02:25gender of my choice.
02:26Now get out of my way, I'll have to take a shit.
02:35Get out of here!
02:36Don't give me more issues than I already have, Wendy.
02:39Oh, wow, this is nice in here.
02:41The girls' bathroom's a lot cleaner than the boys'.
02:45What the hell is that?
02:47Cartman is using our bathroom!
02:49Dude, this is awesome!
02:50I should have used the girls' bathroom a long time ago.
02:51Hey, I'm going to tell on you.
02:53It's okay, Red.
02:53I can take a shit here.
02:54I'm a dumb chick, too.
02:58I want to know just what makes you think...
03:01I will get you that study.
03:06Hey, Wendy.
03:07How's your egg doing?
03:08Oh, great.
03:09It's a pretty easy project.
03:10Kyle's really good with the egg.
03:13Yeah, I wish I had a partner like Kyle.
03:15I went to go pick up the egg from Stan yesterday, and his dog had it in its mouth.
03:19Our egg isn't going to last a week with Stan around.
03:21Okay, students, change a plan.
03:24You've all been doing a great job taking care of your eggs, but now we're going to mix it up
03:29a little.
03:30Wendy and Kyle will no longer be together.
03:33Ha!
03:33Let's see what happens when we put two same-sex couples together to take care of an egg, shall we?
03:39Kyle, you are now with Stan, and Wendy is with Bebe.
03:43Why?
03:45Come on, Bebe.
03:46We'll take your egg for you and Wendy to look after.
03:49Oh, goody.
03:49And we'll just take this egg for Stan and Kyle to look out for.
03:52No.
03:53No, that's my egg.
03:54Wendy, we're doing an experiment.
03:56Here you go, boys.
03:58But I made that egg.
03:59Mr. Garrison, please.
04:00You can't get my egg to Stan.
04:01He'll break it.
04:02Oh, now, what makes you say that, Wendy?
04:05I'm sure two boys can handle an egg just fine.
04:09And if not, we'll...
04:11All right, children, I want you to...
04:12All right, children, I want you to copy down these math problems and solve them before recess.
04:17Yo, Bebe.
04:19Bebe, yo.
04:20What?
04:21Bitch, you want to make some motherfucking money?
04:24What?
04:25Bitch, you should be doing kisses on the playground.
04:27You can make 50 bucks a day.
04:29Buy all the purses and shoes you've ever worn.
04:31I'll treat you right, bitch.
04:32Shut up.
04:34Oh, all right, then.
04:37All right, new kid.
04:38Get inside the abortion clinic and find the records room.
04:40Take a picture of all the records from the past week and text them to us.
04:44That will help us find out who the two-faced bitch is.
04:46I'm sure you can appreciate why none of us can do this.
04:48If any of us are spotted in there, people might think we're sluts like Jessica Rodriguez.
04:52Hey, guys.
04:53Hey, Jessie.
04:54Hi, guys, hi.
04:55Hey, Jessie.
04:56Hey, Jessie.
04:57What are you up to?
04:58Oh, nothing.
04:59Just finding out which of our friends is a two-faced bitch.
05:02Cool.
05:03We'll see you around.
05:03Awesome.
05:05Skank.
05:05All right, now go in there and get to the records room.
05:08Find out if Jessie had an abortion.
05:10Woo!
05:12Ow, you fell on my bad ear.
05:29What is wrong with you clones?
05:32What is wrong with you clones?
05:52And if you're by the fuss, you're not alone.
05:56I'm not alone.
05:56I'm not alone.
06:06You're literally the only one of you clones of my bad.
06:08Oh, you're really sick.
06:17He was dead the second he crapped his pants.
06:22All right, Eric, here's the deal.
06:24This school cannot have another suicide on its hands.
06:27We want you to see Pete Melman through this and turn public opinion around.
06:32You're crazy! It can't be done!
06:35If Pete Melman does not kill himself, we will make it very worth your while.
06:41You aren't listening, there is no...
06:42Make it worth my while, how?
06:48No way!
06:49What's up?
06:50They've got a video of Pete...
06:52This way?
06:53In here!
06:55Whoever it is is using the computer in the music room!
06:57We only have music class on Thursdays!
06:59Of course!
07:00A kid could use the computer in there and nobody would know!
07:03Get ready, guys!
07:04Whoever's in here is the kid that's hacking our emails and phone calls!
07:06You guys ready?
07:07Oh, I'm ready!
07:09One...
07:11Two...
07:11Three!
07:23It's a rat!
07:25Get it!
07:32Let him get away!
07:34He's gone!
07:35What the hell?
07:36A stupid rat is in charge of eavesdropper?
07:40WikiLeaks!
07:42WikiLeaks!
07:44It says here its name is WikiLeaks!
07:52Like a color for my toes, and I was just like, utter as if!
07:57I'm just doing a clear coat, you stupid manicurist!
08:00You are the most beautiful and fascinating person I have ever met!
08:04Tell us again!
08:05Of course!
08:06So anyway, I'd already pick this slam at neutral!
08:10We, uh, rearing a gift, your majesty?
08:13Well...
08:14If it isn't Joan of Barth!
08:16I bet you hate me too, right?
08:17You're like,
08:18That guy sucks!
08:21That gives me an idea!
08:23Maybe you can sneak up on her and steal the crown!
08:25You're basically invisible!
08:27That's, uh, extremely hurtful, but, yeah, I'll try!
08:30Mm-hmm-hmm!
08:31So, Joan, any last words?
08:34Uh, yes!
08:35Actually, yes!
08:36I have so many words!
08:39Gosh, where to begin?
08:41I guess I'll list them!
08:43Alphabetically!
08:44Um, Aardvark?
08:45That's a double A.
08:45All right!
08:48Answer...
08:50Ask...
08:53Ask...
08:53Eyes on me, Cleopatra!
08:55You don't have to do this!
08:57No, no, you can be good and make better choices, yes!
08:59I always try to take the high road!
09:01Well, technically, you started the rumor about Cleo's lattes that made everyone vote for you instead of her!
09:08What?!
09:08Now you hear him?
09:09Grab the crown, Confucius!
09:13You started that rumor?
09:14Ow, my ribs!
09:15Why would people listen to you with your poetry and politics and caring about stuff?
09:20People never used to like that junk!
09:22Well, they do now!
09:24Give me the crown!
09:25You didn't want it!
09:26You don't get to have it back!
09:27Especially after you started that pumpkin rumor so people would throw pumpkins at my face!
09:31Well, that's not how it happened at all!
09:33I'm a good person!
09:35No, you're not!
09:37Little tight!
09:38And now, you're gonna have to suffer as you watch everyone around you turn into the thing you hate the
09:44most!
09:45Me!
09:49No!
09:51No!
09:51Not Confucius!
09:53Yes!
09:54I feel seen!
09:56It's gonna be homecoming forever!
09:59Ever!
10:05Now, now, hop to the left and stop eight times!
10:08No surprise!
10:10Cleo has some slabbing moves!
10:11She's no poser when it comes to dancing, Cinnamon!
10:16Looks like the robot has to rescue the exiled queen in order to save the school, if I had a
10:22nickel!
10:23To let that fat little lump make you feel powerless!
10:34She's gonna fight!
10:35Wendy's gonna fight Carmen right now!
10:38What?!
10:38Hello!
10:40Hello!
10:40Hello!
10:41Hello!
10:41Hello!
10:49Hey, Dad!
10:50I need to talk to you.
10:52Oh, really?
10:53About...
10:53About what?
10:55Dad, is it possible for someone to be one way on the outside but totally different on the inside?
11:03I mean, can someone identify as one sex but be something else but still have it be nothing about sex?
11:09Yes.
11:10Yes, Stan.
11:12I am Lord.
11:15What?
11:16It started off so simple.
11:18There's a guy at work.
11:19Hanson.
11:20He would use the bathroom and just blow the thing up, you know?
11:24Not only that, but he was in there all the time!
11:27I finally got fed up.
11:29I pretended to be a woman.
11:30I called myself Lord.
11:32Have you ever been in a woman's bathroom, Stan?
11:35It's all clean and there's enough stalls for everyone.
11:39It was so free.
11:42I started singing while I was in there and then I started writing things down.
11:46But you said you knew a guy at work who was Lord's uncle.
11:50Yeah.
11:50That's my cover.
11:53The chick that wrote the theme song to the new Hunger Games movie is you?
11:57Yeah.
11:57The record company messed it all up.
11:59It was supposed to go Hunger Games, ya ya ya, ya ya ya, Hunger Games.
12:04But they just do what they want with my songs.
12:06Wait, Lord sounds like a girl.
12:09Auto-tune.
12:09You wanna see how I do it?
12:13I come up with all my best stuff in the bathroom at work.
12:16I use this program to import the recordings I make on my phone.
12:20Ya ya!
12:21I thank God I don't have to make that decision.
12:26We might need to bring in some outside help.
12:29Ya see?
12:30There, look!
12:31It says eavesdropper's biggest story ever is coming out this afternoon.
12:35Biggest story about who?
12:36There's no telling.
12:37It could be about any of us.
12:45Well met, children of Adam.
12:47I am Katatofin.
12:58You can do it!
13:00Shut up!
13:01I know I can do it!
13:02Just let me concentrate!
13:03Please, Mama.
13:04Maybe if I just...
13:06Come on!
13:07Yip!
13:08Yip!
13:08Yip!
13:09Yip!
13:09Still got it!
13:11Eat shit fence!
13:12Clowny babies!
13:13Here we come!
13:14Love lost long ago
13:16It was special then
13:18It's over now
13:20Guess
13:21That I'll never know
13:23How it all went wrong
13:25How, how, how
13:27But perhaps I should try
13:29To boldly go
13:31And rekindle that love
13:34Lost long ago
13:40You know
13:42You know
13:42You know
13:44You know
13:45Well
13:45You know
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