00:11Oh my god, here we go again. We're gonna watch this video to be very angry with Mario The Retard
00:17and
00:17Yes, if you fool the idiot, comment everybody, it's Mario Poopers.
00:23Pikachu!
00:48Oh
00:50Son of a bitch!
00:55What the hell did she say?
00:59Hello, it's your boy, Mario!
01:03Welcome to...
01:04Hooray!
01:09Oh, yes!
01:10Why is your boy's ass in a bunch of bad words?
01:16Ooohh!
01:18AHHHH!
01:19No!
01:26I hate this dude!
01:28Stop stop stop stop stop swag lot!
01:30The actual hell is your problem!
01:32Get down from the damn bed, Chris!
01:34Holy Christ, swag! Why are you going nuts over my bed?
01:37You know damn well the top is mine, Chris!
01:39Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
02:02Mario can you get that?
02:08God damn it
02:10WHAT ARE YOU THINKING I NEED THROUGH?!
02:34Mamma mia
02:36Oh jeez, this hurts! I've got all good AIDS!
02:42Ooooooh!
02:55Everyone knows Shrek is DEFINITELY an anime!
03:04A long time ago, I was sent to this world in a USB pod.
03:09Not remembering anything about who I am, I searched for answers.
03:14Throughout my adventures, I made a huge discovery, the existence of an SMG 1 and 2.
03:20They supposedly arrived here in their own USB.
03:25Before sacrificing themselves, they gave one last request.
03:29We have a Guardian pod too! Find it! It'll explain everything!
03:36So now, I have to find 1 and 2's USB.
03:39The hell you talkin' bout, boy?
03:43Bruh. Bruh.
03:45Ugh, anyway, we have no idea where the USB is.
03:48No where mine is.
03:51Mexico! Mexico!
03:57What? No! The dark web! Don't you remember? We pushed it down there years ago!
04:01Okie dokie! Let's-a go!
04:03We'll need a degenerate who spends their time on the dark web to guide us, though.
04:08Did you know the cast of Cheers is tiny?
04:11Yeah, of course. Everyone on TV is like 3 inches tall.
04:16Oh!
04:17Oi! You what, mate?
04:19Oh! You completely uses the society! Perfect! You can help us!
04:22Wow! First of all, f*** you!
04:25Secondly, hell yeah! The dark web is where all the bitches are at!
04:29Like my favorite dark web streamer, Butterbird Doe!
04:32I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.
04:35Heh heh heh, yeah. Except I was actually looking for you. All day.
04:40Is that so?
04:41I have something super important I wanna pick your brain about.
04:45Could we grab a coffee?
04:47Um, tomorrow I could do a late lunch. How about 2.30 at Okie Poke?
04:52That would be great!
04:56Mario's cake is fun!
04:58Fun!
04:59Dumbasses on the dark web encrypt the good s***, though!
05:02We need a hacker so I can get my fate pics!
05:06D-eh-eh-eh-yah!
05:09Huh?
05:12Hey Melanie, wanna go somewhere super cool?
05:16Uh, I think we hit the edge of that TV channel.
05:19Which I guess took us to the next channel.
05:22Heyyyy, a bird!
05:24Are you there?
05:25Uh, yeah, on TV. Does that count?
05:28Your dream at the old omen of-
05:30Hey guys, if you haven't heard yet, the team and I have made a brand new animated show called Murder
05:34Drones.
05:35It's about these cute little robots that like to murder each other for some reason.
05:38The trailer is out now over on the Glitch Productions channel.
05:40And so far, I'm so happy to see how excited people are for this show.
05:43And with that, I'm gonna move on to the video before a scary robot pops up.
05:46Your mom is so stupid!
05:48Gotta tame these memes.
05:49It looks like it.
05:51It should be good!
05:53It should be good!
05:56It should be good!
05:57Uh, can you guys do something interesting?
06:03Say hello to my baby Mario!
06:08You're okay?
06:08A ha ha ha!
06:11Uh, what?
06:12Uh, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
06:13A ha ha ha!
06:15A ha ha ha!
06:29Thank you!
06:31Why, Mario, with my content creation skills and your...
06:34Pings!
06:35Yes, we can make the weirdest crap ever!
07:20I want to die!
07:25Y'all seeing those big floaty faces?
07:27Pretty...
07:30Oh no! Release!
07:34Ugh, what just happened?
07:37You are...
07:49And Timber!
07:56I did it!
07:57I saved the world!
08:04Okay, maybe the world is a bit more stupid.
08:06But hey, what's a little bit of human fun in everyone's lives?
08:09You got what you wanted!
08:11Yahoo!
08:12I think I'm going to hang around for a bit and keep making eeps.
08:15Oh, and maybe go to meme school!
08:17Oh, you're so good!
08:20Mmm...
08:27Mmm...
08:28Wait a second...
08:29That was all about SMG4!
08:31What about me?
08:32Hey!
08:56Very nice, very nice. Keep it up!
09:10The hell am I?
09:12Huh?
09:14Huh?
09:15The hell are you?
09:18I don't like the look of you.
09:20Huh?
09:21You stupid!
09:22What did you say, bitch?!
09:24Come back here, you son of a bitch!
09:26I'm sorry, I'm just kidding!
09:27I'm sorry, I'm just kidding!
09:27Come take it for me, stupid!
09:28And if you do new drugs, you go to hell before you die.
09:37Do you want to be the best table tennis player ever?!
09:40Nah!
09:45I find my penis in the corner!
09:48Oh, man!
09:50Please don't hate me!
09:51Sorry!
09:52We're fine!
09:54Woohoo!
09:55This is gonna be good!
09:57Let's go!
10:02Booooooo!
10:03Oooooooo!
10:05Ooooooo!
10:06Hey, oh!
10:07Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
10:09Oh, jeez...
10:13Hehe...
10:14Ahahahahahahahahaha!
10:15What is this actually, really?
10:19AHH?
10:19Oh, no...
10:26Huh?
10:32Good, good! Let thy hate blow through you!
10:36Ah! Melody! No! Stop!
10:40More!
10:45Look out! He's coming for your friends!
10:54Oh shit!
10:57Oh, my older ace!
11:01Oh, my older ace!
11:09Melody! What's gotten into you?
11:19Melody!
11:20Melody!
11:25Melody!
11:55Melody!
11:55Melody!
12:00Melody!
12:06Melody!
12:08Melody!
12:09CUT!
12:10That was not what I wanted!
12:12That was awesome!
12:13Awesome!
12:13We need to shoot more stuff like that!
12:16Awesome!
12:18What's next?
12:19What's next?
12:25Hey, Melody!
12:26Why'd you go somewhere super cool?
12:28Yay!
12:29Not gonna work!
12:31What?
12:32Work!
12:33What?
12:33If Melanie sees any of the crap in the dark web, she's gonna be traumatized and freeze up!
12:38What?
12:39But she literally has the powers of a god!
12:41Yeah!
12:42But she has the innocence of a five-year-old!
12:44I must get them all!
12:48Nope!
12:49Have coffee dance!
12:51Boo!
12:52No coffee dance!
12:55Oh hell nah!
12:56I ain't looking after a toddler man!
12:58But we need her, guys!
13:00Yare, yare dasu!
13:02Fine!
13:03I'll look after her!
13:13I know you're gonna say yes to me, so...
13:16Let's just go!
13:17Wooo!
13:22Wooo!
13:25Cake!
13:26I'll save the captives!
13:27You take care of those animals!
13:29Yaah!
13:30Wooo!
13:32Ha!
13:32Dance, you puppy!
13:34Ha!
13:35Ha!
13:37Ah-ya!
13:39You're free to go, people!
13:41Aw!
13:41Ha!
13:45This'll keep her safe!
13:47Sam!
14:02Hey kid!
14:04Want some drugs?
14:05Yes!
14:06Yarrr, SpongeBob!
14:07My stomach has ruptured!
14:09And me organs are dissolving!
14:14Hm?
14:24Mamma mia!
14:26This place is weird, Bob!
14:28This place is weird, Bob!
14:30Where are we even going?
14:31We need a VPN!
14:32That'll take us right to the goods!
14:36Why?
14:37I'm glad you asked!
14:39This video is sponsored by BobP-
15:06Oh my f**k!
15:17Hello!
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