bandicam 2023-10-04 02-11-49-348

Eli Pootiepie

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00:00Hello, welcome.

00:28Welcome.

00:29Good.

00:30This is already a wild party.

00:31Yeah, well, sorry we had to bring the kid along.

00:33We had nowhere else to put him.

00:34Oh, that's okay.

00:35I've got a special kids' room down in the basement.

00:37Aww.

00:38Be sure to help yourself to the crab souffle and the...

00:41Juanita?

00:42Juanita?

00:43We need some more finger sandwiches.

00:45I don't want to hang out in the kids' room.

00:46I won't know anybody.

00:47Well, it'll be good for you to make new friends.

00:49You can't just hang out with your buddy Kyle all the time.

00:51People will think you guys are, you know, funny.

00:54I bet you'll have a great time.

00:55Here we go.

00:56It's right in here.

00:58We'll be upstairs if you need anything, Stan.

01:04Dad, you can't leave me here.

01:05These guys are total Meldins.

01:06Have fun, Stanley.

01:07No, Mom, please.

01:08They're the geekiest kids at our school.

01:09We'll come get you kids when the meteor shower starts.

01:12We're at home to the camera.

01:13We'll be in there.

01:14Take care.

01:15Bye.

01:16Get home, everybody.

01:17Bye.

01:18Bye.

01:19Bye.

01:20Bye.

01:21Bye.

01:22Bye, y'all.

01:23Bye.

01:24Bye.

01:25Bye.

01:26Bye.

01:27Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

01:28Bye.

01:29Bye, bye.

01:30Bye.

01:31Bye, bye.

01:32Bye.

01:33Bye.

01:34Bye.

01:35Bye.

01:36Bye.

01:37party anyways it's better down here in the kids room this here is dougie he's not too old but he

01:42sure is a hoot to hang with uh he's in first grade i think i like math oh my god we were just playing

01:49a game called wicker shams and necklace do you want to play no i'm the head wicker nicker and

01:53you are all little wicker shams we all sing the merry tune of stratford until i yell churrah and

01:57then you all fall down laughing and i join you as i find it funny too stan would you be the wicker

02:01shamba brumberbrier um all right here we go weepy-tippy-tootoo tala-la-la yippy-tippy-tootoo

02:08tala-la-la free bacon for scudworths why i'm a scudworth

02:31oh my god the agony nothing could be worse than the pain i feel at this moment

02:40but at least i still have this bacon to enjoy

02:56great party mr mackie mr hat just grabbed principal victoria's ass

03:01no mr hat you get back here anyone for some meteor mai tai punch it packs quite a wallop

03:06oh i'll pass i don't drink hard alcohol come on loosen up meteor showers only come once in a

03:11great while one little drink isn't gonna hurt anything honey come on live a little well it

03:15is kind of a special night i guess i could experiment yeah experiment

03:25how do you put out an album for every holiday and i can't even think of another song

03:29you just gave me a great idea what if we take a sample of a song that already exists and you rap

03:37over that sample i call it song taking uh wouldn't that be against the rapper's code of originality

03:48that it's letterman jacketless filth and i don't condone it abe you need to forget about cleo and find

04:00yourself a new girl

04:04you're right jonah bark i'm gonna turn off this tape and find another girl possibly a redhead

04:10yes yes yes yes yes yes with cleo

04:20don't get on that plane it is i just had the hot tub put in last week wow neat it looks quite

04:26inviting yeah you can get a lot of action when you have a hot tub oh mr mackie you nut oh we should

04:31get in yeah sure go ahead it's a it's a party isn't it oh i'm not hot tubbing i have nothing to wear

04:36that's okay no hot tub for me well screw you guys i'm getting in for a while too geronimo

04:47oh look at our boys sheila it's just like they're in college again okay angels what's our mission this

04:53week oh i don't know what our mission is do you know what our mission is little first grade kid

04:58how should i know oh dear we're charlie's angels but we don't have a mission hey that's because we need

05:03bosley bosley always told the angels what their mission was remember bosley why we need somebody

05:08to be bosley what well we hate to trouble you stan but would you mind terribly being bosley for us

05:17that's true but elway was the heart of the team who's the leader now i think the jets are going to

05:22be the team to beat this year in the afc yeah hey uh if you watch another guy masturbate does that

05:26make you gay what well i just i have this buddy uh he sat and watched another guy

05:33play with himself well let's go kick his ass yeah where is he oh he lives in like florida oh hey randy

05:42what are you doing nothing uh i'm gonna go get some chips can i come with you okay come right on in

05:50here bosley it was my idea i got to thinking where do people keep tv sets and then i remember there's lots

05:55of grown-ups have tvs in their bedrooms so so i walked into mr mackie's bedroom and sure enough here

05:59it was rad okay bosley we've got you cookies and a tv set so what's our next mission there are no

06:04more missions i have everything i want we ain't got no more missions oh what are we supposed to do

06:10we're angels well what do angels do with our missions just play something else god oh dear we've

06:16angered bosley tom i'm standing in front of a house where a religious cult is planning to commit

06:23mass suicide when the meteor shower starts well cool i want to be a reporter someday just moments

06:28ago a couple emerged from the house according to the atf the couple refused to cooperate then pulled

06:33out very big guns and started shooting everyone the atf had no choice but to shoot the insane couple

06:38and now a standoff has ensued oh looks like that cult is about to be blown into tiny bits the atf

06:43commander tells us that he has reason to believe there may be children inside and that they are the

06:47primary concern of all randy you're making me feel unimportant talk talk damn you look i'm just

06:58having a hard time with what we did in the hot tub so now we can't be friends i didn't say that

07:02i mean i don't know i just feel so strange i know it's ridiculous but i can't help feeling like people

07:08here know you know like even though nobody could know because we said we'd never tell anybody

07:13we said we'd never tell anybody oh i didn't realize that you didn't tell anybody did you

07:20well a few people yeah what why the hell would you do that you didn't say not to tell anyone of course

07:25i thought it would be implied when you masturbate with another guy in a hot tub you assume that

07:30nobody's gonna tell anybody damn it where's johnson no communication sir it doesn't look good for him

07:37those bastards get back inside i don't think they're gonna come out use the guns technique

07:45what's the god's technique this is what we did in waco play really bad music really loud until it

07:50drives them nuts and makes them want to come out nobody can stand this much share this is her new

07:59album if this doesn't drive them out nothing well that's great music mr mackie what is that oh this is

08:05share this is her new album well hell turn it up yeah well you know what i heard i i heard that he's

08:11gay oh is he who huh who did you hear is gay ricky martin the singer oh hey randy what's up what the

08:18hell is that supposed to mean huh shouldn't you be hanging out with your wife right now i just felt

08:23like talking to you there's nothing to talk about you're having regrets aren't you no i i don't know

08:30hey talk to me no i thought we agreed what happened and the hot tub wouldn't change our relationship

08:36will you stop it i don't i just hey mr withdrawn you might not need to talk about it but i sure do

08:42ah

09:01if i could find a way

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