00:00Did you watch the year soccer last night, Tyrone? Did you watch Team USA?
00:04Yeah, I watched every minute.
00:07You did watch it?
00:09Yeah, yeah, they lost 3-2, unfortunately, in the 98th minute.
00:13Oh, tough game, tough game. It's a tough loss for us.
00:16Game didn't mean a damn thing, right?
00:18We were playing against...
00:20Don't say it, because I have a tough time pronouncing it.
00:25It's like Belarus-Herzegovania?
00:28Something like that.
00:30I think they're the people that started World War I anyway, right?
00:33Is that what it is?
00:34Or is that where Archduke Ferdinand was from, and someone shot him,
00:39and that's how World War I started, in Bosnia, Herzegovania, or something like that?
00:44Like, how do we not...
00:45Like, they have enough people living there to play soccer,
00:49and they're good enough that they advance to the round of 32?
00:53Well, real fast, Craig, you know, fun fact.
00:56You've been very upset about Team Italy not making it to the World Cup this year.
01:00Yeah, it's a good time.
01:01You know the main reason they lost, the reason they didn't make it?
01:03I assume they're not very good.
01:06No, Bosnia beat them in the qualifying match, and they're the ones who knocked Italy out.
01:10Oh, so we're going to lose to Bosnia? Is that what you're saying?
01:12No, I didn't say that.
01:14I said Italy.
01:15I guess, even though soccer's not our sport as a country, which it's not,
01:20I mean, we could pretend like it is for, I guess, a month every four years,
01:23but it's not.
01:24Like, we've no chance to win the World Cup, so let's not even, you know,
01:28oh, we beat Bosnia, we play Egypt, and oh, Egypt, oh, you know, probably be Egypt.
01:34And then we get to the Elite Eight.
01:37And then, you know, Spain, hey, you know, I just saw Ecuador beat Germany,
01:40so why can't you?
01:41We're not winning, all right?
01:43We're not winning.
01:44So enjoy while it lasts, but it might end on Wednesday, July 1st, next Wednesday,
01:49when we play against Bosnia, Herzegovia.
01:53Or it'll continue after a big win, hater.
01:56Like, you're rooting against America.
01:57I want us to win.
01:58I'm going to watch it.
01:59I'm going to root for us.
02:01Yeah, I'm an American.
02:02But I'm not going to root for us.
02:04It's like, I got up not as early as I should have gotten up for Team USA versus Team Canada.
02:10That game was in Italy, as you may remember.
02:12But it was like 7 a.m. here.
02:14I got up for the third period, which, as it turns out, is all I needed to watch.
02:20Yeah, I wasn't like set the alarm clock on a Sunday morning, my only day to sleep,
02:25and get up at 6.45 so I could go down to the living room by myself
02:29and watch us play hockey against Canada.
02:32So I woke up when I woke up, and I watched the third period.
02:36Like, I'm not getting up early to watch Bosnia play against us in soccer on July 1st,
02:43whatever that game is.
02:44USA.
02:45USA.
02:46Yeah, if it's a nighttime game, I'm all in.
02:49But I'm not getting up at like 5 o'clock in the morning to watch Team USA play soccer.
02:53I'm not doing that.
02:54That being said, I appreciate that for a short period of time, you're now a soccer fan.
02:59I have a couple questions, if I may.
03:03Number one, we couldn't do any better than Paris Hilton bringing the ball out for the kickoff thing.
03:11You bite your tongue, mister.
03:12And yes, she looked good, but she's like, you know, 50.
03:1745 years old.
03:19She looked great.
03:20Okay.
03:20When's the last time Paris Hilton was relevant in this country?
03:23We couldn't get Tate McRae out there?
03:26Right?
03:27No, you can't get Tate McRae out there.
03:28We couldn't get, I don't know.
03:31I don't like Sabrina Carpenter as much as Tate McRae.
03:33We couldn't get Tate McRae out there?
03:36We couldn't get Sidney Sweeney out there?
03:38No, she's pissed.
03:39We couldn't get the girl that wakes up ugly but goes to bed hot,
03:43who got kicked out of the garden because she left her seat.
03:46She's not American.
03:47Emily Ratajkowski.
03:49She's not American.
03:50Emily Ratajkowski is American.
03:52Are you sure?
03:54Guys, come on.
03:55I haven't done the research on that.
03:57Oh, that's right.
03:58I have done the research.
03:59I don't know if you have.
04:00Tate McRae's Canadian.
04:01Tate McRae's out.
04:02Sorry about that.
04:03Yes, but there you go.
04:04And where's this?
04:04Now I got to look it up on my phone.
04:06Are you sure?
04:06Because I can't trust you blindly.
04:08Who?
04:08Emily Ratajkowski?
04:09Where's Emily Ratajkowski from?
04:10She's as American as you are.
04:13I don't know.
04:13With that name?
04:14I think she's from like Ohio.
04:15She's American.
04:16Of course she's American.
04:17You guys think I don't do my research?
04:19Born in London.
04:21She was not born in London.
04:23I'm looking at it.
04:24She has to stop making stuff up.
04:25I'm looking at it.
04:25I'm looking at it.
04:26Emily Ratajkowski is as American as you and I are.
04:31Born in London.
04:32She's a United Kingdom born, California raised model.
04:37Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:38She's as American as we are.
04:43My people are from Romania.
04:44Your people are from France.
04:47Like, we're Americans.
04:48Americans, all right, we are, where are your ancestors from?
04:52Man, I don't know.
04:53We didn't come here for free will.
04:56Yeah, stop it.
04:58You have, like, you told me your grandma was Russian or something.
05:01No, I didn't say that.
05:03You once told me your grandmother used to make pierogies all day,
05:07that she was a Russian immigrant.
05:09No.
05:09I thought pierogies were Polish.
05:12Yeah, you might be right about that.
05:13You know what?
05:14What are you doing?
05:14I apologize.
05:15I confused your grandmother for my grandmother.
05:18My grandmother made pierogies.
05:20That's right.
05:22I sometimes mess up my grandmother for your grandmother.
05:27My apologies to the late Miss Johnson.
05:30Sorry.
05:30Sorry.
05:30Sorry.
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