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00:00:39The End
00:01:07You're all students, so am I
00:01:09But don't let that keep you from thinking
00:01:11That man's here again
00:01:12The world's sick
00:01:13And you're going to be asked to pay the doctor's bills
00:01:16And if you don't do something about it soon
00:01:17It'll be the undertaker
00:01:18Says you
00:01:19Don't believe the lies they hand you here
00:01:21They're teaching you to crush labor
00:01:23The proletariat of the world
00:01:24Crushed raspberries
00:01:26What's a proletariat, Jim?
00:01:28You got me
00:01:29I'll take vanilla
00:01:32He's talking for your own good
00:01:33Why don't you listen to him?
00:01:35America, the land of...
00:01:36Are you an American?
00:01:37As good as you are
00:01:39Who is he?
00:01:40Leonard Arnold
00:01:41Quite a brilliant graduate student
00:01:43Leonard Arnold
00:01:45The Bureau of Immigration might be interested
00:01:47I'll look him up
00:01:51America must take the lead in creating a new world
00:01:54But first you've got to tear down the old one
00:01:59You can't attack the government on this campus
00:02:01I've got a right to speak and you can't stop me
00:02:03I've already refused you permission for this meeting
00:02:06Nice work, Dean
00:02:07Kick him out if you don't like this country
00:02:09Let him speak
00:02:10Sure, let him speak
00:02:11Come on, keep moving
00:02:12Take your hands off
00:02:13Take your hands off
00:02:16Let's go, Dean
00:02:17All right, you too, sister
00:02:18Off the campus, both of you
00:02:20It's Van Allen
00:02:20Will you pose for a picture, please?
00:02:22Of course
00:02:22Thanks, look in the express tomorrow
00:02:24Come on, get out of here
00:02:25Come on, beat him
00:02:36Do you realize what you're doing?
00:02:38Every paper in the country will carry this story
00:02:41Isn't it marvelous?
00:02:42What's marvelous about it?
00:02:43The man's a radical
00:02:44He's a darling
00:02:46But you can't believe in Arner's ideas
00:02:48Why can't I?
00:02:49Because you're my daughter
00:02:50Oh, I'm not going to let that handicap me
00:02:53You're a dear, but you're old-fashioned
00:02:55Leonard is ahead of the times
00:02:56He's brilliant
00:02:57I'm beginning to suspect you're in love with him
00:03:00Suspect? It's no secret
00:03:01I am in love with him
00:03:02I'm going to marry him
00:03:04Drew, I'm part of the system he's fighting
00:03:07Your mother and I started in an army post
00:03:09Fifteen dollars a month
00:03:11The system hasn't been so bad for us
00:03:13It's given us this home
00:03:14Your dresses
00:03:15Your car
00:03:16Everything we've got
00:03:17I'm afraid you'll never understand
00:03:19Your mind is like a sponge
00:03:22Soaking up these dangerous ideas
00:03:24But I'll have no part of them
00:03:25I didn't think you would
00:03:26All I ask of you is to accept Leonard
00:03:28As your son-in-law
00:03:29Isn't that simple enough?
00:03:31So simple, it's insane
00:03:36Ready?
00:03:37All ready
00:03:38Where are you going, Aunt Betty?
00:03:39She's going to Mexico
00:03:40On a little business for me
00:03:41Suppose we see her off
00:03:43And we can talk things over
00:03:44In a nice, friendly way
00:03:45I know you're a sensible girl
00:04:01Good evening, sir
00:04:02Good evening, Lieutenant
00:04:03Everything ready?
00:04:04Yes, sir
00:04:11Want to have a look, Drew?
00:04:12This is the last word in speed
00:04:17Pretty quiet, isn't it?
00:04:19Grand
00:04:20Wish I were going with you, Aunt Betty
00:04:21Why don't you?
00:04:22Not this time
00:04:23I have a dinner engagement
00:04:25Well, have a nice trip
00:04:28Goodbye, darling
00:04:31Let me out
00:04:32I'm sending you where you'll keep out of the newspapers
00:04:35And have a chance to come to your senses
00:04:36Open the door
00:04:37What kind of a father are you?
00:04:39I'm a very smart father
00:04:40A way ahead of the time
00:04:52Good evening
00:04:53Waiting for someone?
00:04:54Drew
00:04:56Why, it's too bad
00:04:57Because Drew has just left from Mexico
00:04:58Mexico?
00:05:00She invited me here for dinner
00:05:01That's strange
00:05:02She didn't mention it to me
00:05:04It must have slipped her mind
00:05:06What did you do?
00:05:07Kidnap her?
00:05:09You're interested in so many things
00:05:10That are none of your business
00:05:12Now, this is definitely my business
00:05:15I'll hear from her
00:05:16But please see to it
00:05:17That she doesn't hear from you
00:05:19Good night
00:05:24You're not fooling me
00:05:25I know Drew didn't forget
00:05:26Because you're having squab for dinner
00:05:28And she knows I love squab
00:05:29So do I
00:05:30But squab is purely a capitalistic dish
00:05:49Aren't the flowers lovely?
00:05:50I'm not interested in flowers
00:05:51I'll never forgive you and father
00:05:53For ganging up on me the way you did
00:05:55Now Drew, forget that young man
00:05:56Oh, look at that lovely thing
00:05:58I'm not interested in anything
00:05:59But that telegraph offer
00:06:00And I'm tired of coming down
00:06:02To that telegraph offer
00:06:03Aren't you tired of being a jailer?
00:06:06Pedro
00:06:07Pedro
00:06:09Have you any more messages
00:06:10From Mr. Arna?
00:06:11Why didn't you deliver them?
00:06:13You've been so busy
00:06:15But he said nothing new
00:06:16The same he said yesterday
00:06:18Same the day before
00:06:20That I love you
00:06:21I cannot live without you
00:06:23When are you coming home?
00:06:25Why do you stay in that room?
00:06:27Same old thing
00:06:28I love the same old thing
00:06:30He makes very good business for us
00:06:32He why
00:06:33Come back
00:06:34Papa why
00:06:35You stay
00:06:37So you stay
00:06:38Eh?
00:06:41No I don't stay
00:06:43You may as well close this place up
00:06:45Pedro
00:06:45I'm leaving
00:06:49Come dear
00:06:50We're going home to dinner
00:06:51No
00:06:51If I go back to that house again
00:06:52I'll go mad
00:06:53Oh Drew
00:06:53Oh I'm sorry Aunt Betty
00:06:54But I can't stand this place any longer
00:06:56Now don't worry about that
00:06:57Yet I'll take the blame
00:06:58Goodbye
00:06:59Drew come back here
00:07:00Señora
00:07:01Don't lose your head Rubio
00:07:03She'll be back
00:07:04She can't go far on five dollars
00:07:06Hagan sus apuestas
00:07:07Five dollars on number nine
00:07:09Si senorita
00:07:09You're the man that's going to get me
00:07:11From Juarez to Washington on five dollars
00:07:17Number ten
00:07:19No you're not the man
00:07:48We can't come in there
00:07:49It's a swell joint
00:07:50That's just what they least expect us
00:07:52Come on
00:07:57It's okay now
00:07:59Come on let's go in here
00:08:05It's just about your nose
00:08:07Oh my nose bleeds without even being hit
00:08:09It loves to bleed
00:08:12That mix didn't pop me so hard at that
00:08:15That mix didn't pop me at all
00:08:16That name popped you
00:08:17The one I was on the make for
00:08:20Oh no ain't that swell
00:08:21I joined the army to get in a fight
00:08:23To wait three years just for one battle
00:08:26And then a dame sucks me at all
00:08:29That's one thing I can tell my grandchildren I got in the army
00:08:32Oh you're always squawking about the army
00:08:35No the army's okay
00:08:37But it don't live up to the advertisements
00:08:39Remember those posters where the guys even bombs at each other
00:08:43Well that's what I want
00:08:44Oh yeah
00:08:46I always figured I'd resign when it came to that
00:08:49Now give me that
00:08:53Hey we gotta get going
00:08:54Just got time across the border to make the fort
00:08:57Always on the make
00:08:58First it was the dame and now you wanna make the fort
00:09:09He's got a good voice if you don't like music
00:09:12Hey let's look in here
00:09:19Look at that beautiful beard
00:09:21Yeah but you look at my watch
00:09:23I can't read watches
00:09:24Well you better learn if you wanna stay out of trouble
00:09:26Who wants to stay out of trouble
00:09:30Look at that beard
00:09:32Come on let's get out of this joint
00:09:33Come on
00:09:34Oh there you go mothering me again
00:09:36Listen lefty let's lead our own eyes for a change
00:09:38Now you go get yourself a kit and a cuddle
00:09:40And I'll go get some beard
00:09:42Look I'll show you how easy it works
00:09:44You pretend you're going that way
00:09:45And I'll pretend I get lost in the crowd
00:09:52Pardon me aren't you Miss Van Allen
00:09:54Why?
00:09:55No particular reason
00:09:56It's just my business to remember people
00:09:57Especially if they're thinking about crossing the border
00:10:00What are you doing in Juarez?
00:10:02Oh I'm afraid you have the wrong girl
00:10:03I don't think so
00:10:05I have your picture here
00:10:07Wearing it over your heart I see
00:10:10At the time you were crashing the newspaper
00:10:12It was your childish travel
00:10:13And you see I've followed your record
00:10:16Very colorless
00:10:17Yeah
00:10:19Colorless is red
00:10:20Oh am I wanted for anything?
00:10:21No
00:10:22I'm only interested in your case
00:10:23Accounting your father being in the army
00:10:25Now look here
00:10:25Don't you talk that way about my father
00:10:27He's a fine man
00:10:28Joining the army is the only mistake he ever made
00:10:32Well
00:10:33I hope for your father's sake
00:10:34You're not thinking about crossing into the states
00:10:36Those Texas reporters
00:10:37Will have you on the front page in five minutes
00:10:40Even if I wanted to get across
00:10:41I wouldn't know how to go about it
00:10:44At the moment
00:10:45Good
00:10:46Be seeing you in town then
00:10:47Thanks for flashing the full force of your magnetic personality on me
00:10:51Oh that's all right
00:10:52Just want you to see all the sights worth seeing
00:10:58What are you laughing at Uncle Sam?
00:11:01The border cop
00:11:02He sure fell for you
00:11:04Just like me
00:11:05Just like you what?
00:11:07Oh I fell for you too
00:11:09I cut out your picture
00:11:11And used it for target practice
00:11:13Oh how sweet of you
00:11:15I said you ought to be shot
00:11:17What a lovely disposition
00:11:19Something like yours red
00:11:20The name is Drew
00:11:22That's a good idea
00:11:24Drew too professor
00:11:25Yes senor
00:11:26Side car please
00:11:28Make mine the same
00:11:31So you don't like the army huh?
00:11:33If I'd only seen you first
00:11:35Well tell me just one thing wrong with the army
00:11:37Just one thing
00:11:38You
00:11:40Well here's to your favorite bugle call Uncle Sam
00:11:42And here's to good old Mexico
00:11:45Before you came
00:11:46Oh I'm leaving Mexico tonight
00:11:47Wish me luck
00:11:48Sure I'll wish you luck
00:11:50But I still think you ought to be shot
00:12:02See you got me tight
00:12:07Any particular reason?
00:12:08No I just wanted to get tight myself
00:12:11What for?
00:12:12Because you look so much better when I'm tight
00:12:17I wonder if Lefty was right about me in trouble
00:12:19Oh you're not afraid of trouble
00:12:21Not me
00:12:23But I like the kind that wears pants
00:12:26So I'll just amble over to the fort
00:12:27And surround myself with it
00:12:29Now wait a second
00:12:30Wait a second
00:12:32I'm afraid we owe a pretty big check here
00:12:34Have you any money?
00:12:35Money?
00:12:37Would they take 40 cents and a pawn ticket?
00:12:39No I don't think so
00:12:41I haven't a penny
00:12:43Gold diggers always disappoint me
00:12:45Not half as much as you disappoint them
00:12:53Listen
00:12:54You wander over in the general direction of the ladies entrance
00:12:59I'll square things
00:13:03Good luck
00:13:11Anything in room senor?
00:13:13The little girl got kind of dizzy
00:13:16Say there anything the matter with this wine is there?
00:13:19My wine?
00:13:20Oh no
00:13:21No no senor
00:13:21Well that better not be with the prices you get
00:13:26She's got me a little upset too
00:13:28She's been having a kind of a tough time lately
00:13:32Lost her mother yesterday
00:13:34Mother?
00:13:35Yeah it's
00:13:36Tough losing your mother
00:13:38I'll tell you what
00:13:39Pour me on a slug of whiskey
00:13:41That'll pull her out of it
00:13:42Whiskey eh?
00:13:44It's alright
00:13:45Whiskey
00:13:57Let's keep the wine cool
00:13:58Until I get back
00:14:12Vamos
00:14:34Get out of here red or I'll stop
00:14:35You can't stop
00:14:36You've stolen the government card
00:14:38What?
00:14:40Well this is a fine time to tell me
00:15:01Look at that crazy fool come
00:15:04It's Beale's car
00:15:05Somebody's chasing him
00:15:09Oh look
00:15:10And the gun
00:15:12Put that down
00:15:13Oh I wouldn't think I'm shooting you
00:15:15Unless you tried to stop
00:15:16This is the border
00:15:17And I'm stopping right here
00:15:22Yeah
00:15:26That ain't the jeep
00:15:35That's the Van Allen girl
00:15:36The soldier
00:15:36Phone ahead and close all the roads
00:15:37Out of El Paso
00:15:38Alright boys
00:15:40Come on let's go
00:16:00Step on it they're gaining on it
00:16:02My foot's resting on the floorboard now
00:16:07There's a little side road around the next corner
00:16:09When I turn off the highway
00:16:11Clip the lights
00:16:11Okay Uncle Sam
00:16:14Here we go
00:16:15Clip the lights
00:16:24Put on the lights
00:16:25My brakes going old
00:16:27Look out for the cows
00:16:29Can't you stop it?
00:16:30Sure
00:16:31Not a dime
00:16:32Look out for the tree
00:16:34Look out for the tree
00:16:35Look out for the tree
00:16:52Red
00:16:55Hey Red
00:16:56You alright
00:16:59I'm at least alive
00:17:02I was afraid of that
00:17:04Your nose is bleeding
00:17:06Thanks for telling me
00:17:09In the old days
00:17:09When a soldier was wounded
00:17:10Women tore up their petticoats
00:17:12For bandages
00:17:15Sorry I haven't a petticoat
00:17:17I wouldn't take it
00:17:17If you had one
00:17:19Of course in the old days
00:17:20A woman got excited
00:17:21About soldiers
00:17:23Yeah and a soldier
00:17:23Got excited about petticoats
00:17:26Well I'm leaving you Red
00:17:28It breaks my heart
00:17:29But it may save my neck
00:17:31Isn't there any chance
00:17:32To fix the car?
00:17:34Sure
00:17:35A little string
00:17:36And some glue
00:17:36You can make it run
00:17:37But I have to get to Washington
00:17:39Oh what do you want in Washington?
00:17:41A man
00:17:43Oh so that's why
00:17:44I'm in this mess
00:17:45Because you want a man
00:17:46But I'm in love with him
00:17:47Well that fixes everything
00:17:50Nice guy I suppose
00:17:51Perfect
00:17:52Something like me?
00:17:55Just the opposite
00:17:57Small mouth
00:17:58No brass buttons
00:18:00Intelligent
00:18:01A dreamer
00:18:03He dreams about such big things
00:18:05Yeah I dream about big things too
00:18:08Last night it was an elephant
00:18:11Well
00:18:12So long Red
00:18:13You better take this
00:18:16Let's keep on this road
00:18:17Straight ahead
00:18:17About 2,000 miles
00:18:18You'll be in Washington
00:18:21You better take these too
00:18:23You can see the Capitol Dome
00:18:24From here on a clear day
00:18:25So long Uncle Sam
00:18:27I'll drop you a postcard
00:18:28From Washington
00:18:29If you'll give me your address
00:18:30Shanghai?
00:18:33What do you mean Shanghai?
00:18:35Oh nothing
00:18:35Only I wouldn't stop
00:18:36This side of Shanghai
00:18:37If I were you
00:18:38Because by now
00:18:40They'll want you
00:18:40For desertion
00:18:41From the army
00:18:43Desertion?
00:18:45As smart as you are
00:18:47Hadn't you figured that out?
00:18:53Now let me see
00:18:56Shanghai is about
00:18:58Oh
00:19:006,000 miles to your left
00:19:01As the crow flies
00:19:02That is if you happen
00:19:04To have a crow
00:19:04Here
00:19:05Try these for distance
00:19:07I'd like to try you
00:19:08For distance
00:19:08You tried me for trouble
00:19:09And I got it
00:19:11Well if I were you
00:19:12I wouldn't be caught
00:19:13Sitting here
00:19:13With a government car
00:19:14In my lap
00:19:15You better keep moving
00:19:16Coming my way?
00:19:18The one way
00:19:18I shouldn't go
00:19:19The one way
00:19:20You shouldn't go
00:19:21Is back
00:19:21Unless you like
00:19:23Court Marshals
00:19:26Lefty was right
00:19:42Quaint little hotel
00:19:43Isn't it?
00:19:44I hope they receive
00:19:45The wire for our reservations
00:19:47Oh what charming
00:19:48Wallpaper
00:19:51Oh clerk
00:19:52By the way
00:19:53Please call us early
00:19:54Because we're expecting
00:19:55Some government officials
00:19:56We don't care to meet
00:19:58Well Red
00:19:59I hope you have
00:20:00A pleasant weekend
00:20:01Aren't you staying?
00:20:03Nope
00:20:03And this time
00:20:04I'm really shoving off
00:20:06So long
00:20:08And I won't be seeing you
00:20:44I won't be seeing you
00:21:22Or you're back
00:21:24Yeah
00:21:25How can you tell?
00:21:26You weren't afraid
00:21:27Of that coyote
00:21:28Were you?
00:21:30Listen
00:21:31I got as much right
00:21:31In this hotel
00:21:32As you have
00:21:33Sure
00:21:34That's my theory
00:21:35It isn't a free country
00:21:36But it ought to be
00:21:41Of course
00:21:42If you're really scared
00:21:44The clerk will be
00:21:44Only too glad
00:21:45To hold your hand
00:21:48Maybe you better
00:21:49Take this
00:21:55Thanks
00:21:57Thanks
00:21:58You hear a shot
00:21:59In the night
00:22:00Don't jump
00:22:01Because you won't
00:22:02Be able to
00:22:23Get a move on
00:22:24Throw those suitcases in there
00:22:25And let's get moving
00:22:26Oh you fuss and fuss
00:22:28Well I'm hungry
00:22:29You were hungry
00:22:31The first time
00:22:32I met you
00:22:32In France
00:22:33I ain't as hungry
00:22:34Now as I was then
00:22:37You haven't
00:22:37Held my appetite
00:22:38Any
00:22:41Cops
00:22:42Now what have you done
00:22:48We're looking for a soldier
00:22:49And a young girl
00:22:50I was a soldier
00:22:52But she was never
00:22:52A young girl
00:22:53The soldiers wanted
00:22:54For stealing a government car
00:22:55He smashed it up
00:22:56In your pasture last night
00:22:58Keep your eyes peeled
00:22:59For him will you
00:22:59We'll be glad to do it
00:23:01If it's in skirts
00:23:02His eyes won't need
00:23:02Any peeling
00:23:03Alright let's go
00:23:09Get that door locked
00:23:15A soldier
00:23:15And a young girl
00:23:17Hmm
00:23:18Same old thing
00:23:21Put that key
00:23:22Where you won't lose it
00:23:25Hmm
00:23:25A soldier
00:23:26And a young girl
00:23:27I saw plenty of that overseas
00:23:28Yeah me too
00:23:30What do you mean by you two
00:23:31Well
00:23:33Well you know how
00:23:34We happen to get married
00:23:35Why if I had time
00:23:36I'd ring your
00:23:37Oh regret madam
00:23:39Here they are
00:23:40Here
00:23:40I hope I'm not
00:23:42Interrupting your honeymoon
00:23:42But I've got to borrow
00:23:43Your outfit and your husband
00:23:44Rooney ain't going
00:23:45Anyplace without me
00:23:46Don't let her sell you anything
00:23:47Can you take orders
00:23:48Well I've had enough practice
00:23:50Do you know what this is
00:23:51It's kidnapping
00:23:52Huh
00:23:53Now you want it
00:23:54For kidnapping
00:23:54Uncle Sam
00:23:56Get that motor started
00:24:01Rooney
00:24:02If you don't get out of that car
00:24:03I'll always think you went
00:24:04Of your own free will
00:24:05Don't you think
00:24:06We better get started
00:24:07Let her go
00:24:10Rooney
00:24:18Looks like we're running
00:24:19Into rough weather
00:24:21One good thing about
00:24:22These ocean liners
00:24:23They don't vibrate
00:24:24What's your pleasure
00:24:25Here folks
00:24:25Head west
00:24:27Go east
00:24:28Washington D.C.
00:24:29No you gave me an idea
00:24:30Last night
00:24:31Shanghai
00:24:32That's my way of California
00:24:33Don't pay any attention to them
00:24:34I'm going to Washington
00:24:35Well here's the crossroads
00:24:37You better make up your mind
00:24:38Turn east Mr. Rooney
00:24:40West
00:24:42Something tells me
00:24:43You're right
00:24:48I'm leaving at the first town
00:24:50I'll tell you a good way
00:24:51To get to Washington
00:24:52How
00:24:52Swim
00:24:54I'm beginning to hate you
00:24:56Oh gee
00:24:57That's terrible
00:24:58I think I'll kill myself
00:24:59Why only think about it
00:25:02Please put that gun away soldier
00:25:04I don't know who you are
00:25:05But I'm with you
00:25:07I haven't had so much fun
00:25:09Since the war
00:25:11That's what I've been looking for
00:25:12A real good war
00:25:14Oh it was wonderful
00:25:16What was wonderful about it?
00:25:18Well there was a little place
00:25:19Back of the lines
00:25:20Called Marie's
00:25:21A sort of saloon
00:25:23Big barrels of wine
00:25:25And Marie
00:25:26She was big too
00:25:27Oh it was wonderful
00:25:29Is that the only action you saw?
00:25:31Oh yeah
00:25:32Until the night of the armistice
00:25:33We were all over at Marie's again
00:25:35Celebrating
00:25:36And her husband came home
00:25:39Somehow I got shot
00:25:41That's how I met Edith
00:25:43My wife
00:25:43See she was a nurse
00:25:45And she nursed me back to life
00:25:47That's where I made my big mistake
00:25:50Oh if I just don't have to go home anymore
00:25:52I don't ask any more of life
00:25:55Is that all?
00:25:57Well that and a couple of eggs
00:25:58I'm starved
00:25:59You and me both
00:26:01What's on the menu?
00:26:04Ah six eggs
00:26:06That's two for Rooney
00:26:07Two for me
00:26:08And two left over
00:26:10Do you mind if I have the leftovers?
00:26:12We'll see how well you boil the eggs first
00:26:14Come on get busy
00:26:16Are you giving me orders Uncle Sam?
00:26:19Certainly
00:26:20It's about time you found out who's boss around here
00:26:22I don't admit bosses exist
00:26:24I have very definite ideas on the subject
00:26:26You've got too many ideas
00:26:27And none of them are any good
00:26:28And if I wasn't such a strong character
00:26:30You'd have me nuts
00:26:32I'm gonna straighten you out
00:26:33You've been giving orders all your life
00:26:35Now it's about time you found out how to take them yourself
00:26:37Go on get busy
00:26:39I'm starving by inches
00:26:40That's too slow to suit me
00:26:41Very funny
00:26:43Now boil the eggs
00:26:45You can't win soldier
00:26:47I speak from the heart
00:26:49Looks like you struck land
00:27:00Well anyway I missed that tree
00:27:01You certainly picked out a nice place
00:27:04Suppose you got copper and oil in those hills
00:27:07Now that I got it how do I get out?
00:27:09Push
00:27:11What do you mean push?
00:27:12You and that big strong soldier
00:27:13Get back there and push and I'll drive
00:27:15Can you drive?
00:27:17Looks like I'm the only one here that can
00:27:28Give me the gas Red
00:27:37Hey
00:27:38Hey
00:27:38Hey come back here with that car
00:27:41Told you you couldn't win soldier
00:27:43Did you ever see a guy that let a day make a sucker out of him?
00:27:46You're looking at one
00:27:53I'm getting sick of this merry-go-round
00:27:55I think I'll turn myself in
00:27:57Where's the nearest army post?
00:27:58My house
00:27:59Well I wish I had my trailer back
00:28:01What are you worried about?
00:28:03You can always go home
00:28:03That's what I'm worried about
00:28:07Look
00:28:08Do my eyes deceive me?
00:28:10Yeah
00:28:29And now
00:28:29Pardon me miss
00:28:31I'm a stranger here
00:28:33I don't see the White House
00:28:35Could this be Washington?
00:28:38Why didn't you keep going?
00:28:40Well I felt sorry for you fellas back there in the hot road
00:28:44Hungry and tired
00:28:46What's the matter?
00:28:47You sick?
00:28:48Why?
00:28:49You're getting human
00:28:51I try to suppress it but it comes out once in a while
00:28:57You'll have me apologizing in a minute
00:29:00Hey we got a flat tire
00:29:04Nice going Red
00:29:13I have nothing to say to the newspapers
00:29:15Get me Colonel Wiggins of Fort Bliss
00:29:17Print anything you like
00:29:18Pardon me sir
00:29:19On second thought I have something to say
00:29:22Stop printing stories about my daughter
00:29:24Sir there's a
00:29:25I want the chief of police at El Paso
00:29:27Colonel Wiggins
00:29:29Any news of my daughter and that enlisted man?
00:29:31Not yet sir
00:29:32But we have the military police after them
00:29:34This is terrible
00:29:35My daughter mixed up with an enlisted man
00:29:37When they're found notify me immediately
00:29:40Just a minute chief
00:29:42I want the head of the board of patrol in El Paso
00:29:44Chief
00:29:45This is General Van Allen speaking
00:29:46Are your men taking part in the hunt for my daughter and that enlisted man?
00:29:50We are General
00:29:50We're broadcasting their description
00:29:52And we've assigned two motorcycles to keep after them
00:29:55Thank you chief
00:29:57Pardon me sir
00:29:58Mr. Farrell
00:29:58Water patrol
00:29:59General Van Allen speaking
00:30:00Any news?
00:30:01Not yet sir
00:30:02But Inspector Beale has orders to stay out till he gets results
00:30:05Good
00:30:06Notify the military police when they're found
00:30:08I'll phone again in an hour
00:30:10Pardon me sir
00:30:12Yes
00:30:12I have nothing to say to the newspapers
00:30:15Stop calling
00:30:16My phones are very busy
00:30:18Mr. Farrell is here sir
00:30:19Who?
00:30:20Mr. Farrell from the Washington Daily News
00:30:22Tell him to walk down to the lake and jump in
00:30:25Yes sir
00:30:29I just got in by plane from Mexico
00:30:31Have you heard about Drew?
00:30:34Oh
00:30:38Mr. Beale
00:30:45I don't want Rooney
00:30:46I just want his throat to put my fingers around
00:30:48I'll be glad to help you
00:30:50I always take care of Rooney myself
00:31:00How home like the old place is getting
00:31:02I think I'll renew the lease
00:31:04Please don't go domestic on me
00:31:06I suppose when they change the world your way
00:31:08There won't be anything domestic
00:31:10Why argue?
00:31:11You're just not in sympathy with modern ideas
00:31:13They have my sympathy
00:31:15Now suppose a young couple gets married
00:31:16It happens every day
00:31:18Okay
00:31:18And they have a little scrap
00:31:19Like all married couples do
00:31:20Like all married couples
00:31:22The do is unnecessary
00:31:23Yeah like your crazy ideas
00:31:26So instead of making up before breakfast
00:31:27They go out and buy a divorce for 50 cents
00:31:29That's freedom
00:31:30Well then I'll take slavery
00:31:32That's what you've got only you don't know it
00:31:34You'll never make me believe that
00:31:35But the argument's over
00:31:37Over your head
00:31:48Fill her up
00:31:55What's the matter now?
00:31:56Look
00:31:59Border patrol
00:31:59No
00:32:01Eat it
00:32:13Why are they green?
00:32:15Is my geography wrong or are we going east?
00:32:18I'm out56'd of城
00:32:19I'm out56'd of
00:32:33I'm out56'd of
00:32:39I'm out56'd of
00:32:42How are they green?
00:32:44AllTwgriff
00:32:45Give it
00:32:46Of course
00:32:46Oh yeah
00:32:51I wonder who's kissing her now
00:32:59Wonder who's teaching her how
00:33:05I wonder who's looking into her eyes
00:33:12Breathing sounds, telling lies
00:33:20I wonder who's buying the wine
00:33:27Or lips that I used to call mine
00:33:33I wonder if she ever tells him of me
00:33:45I wonder who's kissing her now
00:33:54Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt this program for an important newsflash. The trailer in which Drew Van Allen and the
00:33:59soldier are making their escape is great. The crewed, homemade time. El Paso police are cooperating with the Border Patrol.
00:34:05Give the horses a whip, Rudy. We're in a hurry. I should hope so.
00:34:19Did a great car and a trailer pass here? Yeah, they stopped again. Which way did they go? North of
00:34:24Road 9. Thanks. Where's your phone? Right inside.
00:34:29Fill her up. Okay.
00:34:35What a regular cyclone one. I'm just in the mood for a good cyclone.
00:34:40Hello. Chief? The trailer's headed north on Road 9. I'll send two motorcycle men from Claremont to head them off.
00:34:47And don't come in without them. Washington's on my neck.
00:34:50Okay, Chief. Now we got Washington on our neck. And wind in our face.
00:34:59How you do?
00:35:28How you do that?
00:35:29You didn't got to get to problems.
00:35:29Speed her up, Rooney. They're right on top of us.
00:35:31Won't go any faster.
00:35:33Really can't go this fast.
00:35:42Any life preservers around in case we sink?
00:35:47Here come the motor cars. Turn to the left.
00:35:50I don't see no road. Turn anyhow.
00:36:08See anything in the trailer?
00:36:10Nope. Hasn't passed us.
00:36:11They couldn't have gone far. I was right behind them a minute ago.
00:36:14Now Rooney's lost in the storm.
00:36:16What do you think we are?
00:36:31Must be the end of the world.
00:36:33Some guy in Kansas said it was coming.
00:36:35Oh, you only meant Kansas.
00:36:37Hey, it's Becker Road inside.
00:36:38I'm driving by instinct.
00:36:40That's fine. It's the best driving you've done so far.
00:36:44Let me drive, Rooney. You come inside.
00:36:46Better not, soldier.
00:36:48Nobody understands this car like I do.
00:36:50Well, then stop it and come inside.
00:36:55Come inside.
00:37:08The trenches must have been something like this.
00:37:10So they tell me.
00:37:16Just what we need. A little fresh air.
00:37:19You're pretty good, Rooney.
00:37:21You made a convertible trailer.
00:37:23I ran out of nails.
00:37:33Look at that guy in Kansas with Wyatt.
00:37:35Remember, they laughed at Edison, too.
00:37:38You're a fan of me.
00:37:41Dust, wind, rain, and cops.
00:37:43No husband's worth it.
00:37:44You better get in before you get soaked.
00:37:46Rooney's the one who gets soaked.
00:37:47It'll be easy to catch him in this storm.
00:37:49I don't care how you catch him. Just catch him.
00:37:58He has put this stuff in here.
00:37:59Set it in my brain.
00:38:01You're the girl on this picnic.
00:38:02No, thanks.
00:38:03I wouldn't want your uniform to get wet.
00:38:05Oh, there must be gentlemen blood in me somewhere.
00:38:25I think she's stopping.
00:38:28Well, let's scout around.
00:38:30If old Sherlock Holmes isn't in sight, we can start traveling.
00:38:34Come on.
00:38:35No, thanks. You brave men do the scouting.
00:38:37Come on.
00:38:38I said no, thanks.
00:38:44Whenever you're ready, Rooney.
00:38:45Hey, look.
00:38:46Look.
00:39:00Come on, outside, quick.
00:39:01I said no, thanks.
00:39:02Will you stop being bullheaded?
00:39:04I don't want to go.
00:39:05I don't want to get out.
00:39:29I must die awfully sudden.
00:39:32Like that
00:39:34Like that
00:39:37I'm sorry about your car and your trailer, Rooney
00:39:38Oh, everything's dandy
00:39:41It's insured for $100 more than it's worth
00:39:46You certainly know how to drag people out of places
00:39:52Take that walk now
00:40:10Cold?
00:40:12No, I've warmed up quite a bit
00:40:13Hadn't you noticed?
00:40:15I noticed one thing, you're both pretty tired
00:40:18What makes you think so?
00:40:19You haven't called each other names for a half hour
00:40:21It must be worn out
00:40:28Ah, I don't know where this leads to
00:40:30Let's try it
00:40:31Looks like we may have to sleep out tonight
00:40:36Insurance is wonderful
00:40:38Easiest $100 I ever made
00:40:40Hey, look
00:40:48Pine Tree Inn
00:40:49Say, with my insurance money, maybe I could buy a place like this
00:40:53Clothes for the season
00:40:55This is just the hotel we've been looking for
00:41:08The van
00:41:17Now what?
00:41:19Now you'll be wanted for burglary
00:41:25If you folks want to get in, the front door's open
00:41:28But we're closed for the season
00:41:31All right
00:41:32Our car went on strike
00:41:34Are you the proprietor?
00:41:36Me?
00:41:36No
00:41:37I'm just Baldy Waters, the caretaker
00:41:39Colonel Turner of El Paso owns this place
00:41:41Oh yes, we know that
00:41:42Isn't Baldy exactly like Colonel Turner described him?
00:41:45Huh?
00:41:46Even down to the last little curl
00:41:48Did Colonel Turner describe me to you?
00:41:50Say, did he?
00:41:51Why, Baldy, I never saw a man resemble himself so much as you do
00:41:54They've always said I look more like my uncle
00:41:57Oh, speaking of uncles
00:41:58Baldy, I want you to meet my Uncle Sam
00:42:01Glad to meet you
00:42:02Only I wouldn't have taken you for her uncle
00:42:05Neither would I, but there was no other way
00:42:06You see, Baldy, Uncle Sam is in Colonel Turner's division in the army
00:42:10Didn't Colonel write you that we were coming?
00:42:12I haven't been to the post office
00:42:14Is that your call?
00:42:16It will be a week from next Thursday when I make the last payment
00:42:20Well, Baldy, let's go inside and make ourselves comfortable, huh?
00:42:24Oh, this is wonderful
00:42:25It's just like Marie's, except...
00:42:27I know, you missed the wine
00:42:29But Baldy'll fix that
00:42:30Now, Baldy, the colonel said not to give us any of that blended stuff you serve the customers
00:42:34There's something special in his private stock he wanted us to try
00:42:37Uh, what was that?
00:42:39All I can think of is a sidecar
00:42:41You thought of a sidecar in Mexico
00:42:42Let Baldy do the thinking
00:42:44I'll bet it was that 40-year-old Sherry
00:42:47Sherry, that's it?
00:42:48Boy, I never saw a man with a memory like yours
00:42:51Bring it in, Baldy, but only a few bottles at first
00:42:53We may not like it
00:42:54Will you want dinner?
00:42:55Dinner, lunch, supper, and breakfast
00:42:57That's how far we are behind
00:42:59Well, we ain't got much in the house to eat
00:43:01Someone better go to the store
00:43:02We traded the Red Star grocery at the foot of the hill
00:43:05Fine
00:43:05While you get the wine, my man Rooney here can slip down and get some things
00:43:10I, uh, suppose you have a charger, Kyle
00:43:13Oh, yes, sir
00:43:14In season, Colonel Turner buys a lot of stuff
00:43:16Good
00:43:16Bring in the glasses, will you, Baldy?
00:43:18Yes, sir
00:43:18The large one
00:43:19Yes, sir
00:43:20Listen, Rooney, I don't care what you get as long as you get enough
00:43:23Steaks, chickens, anything you see
00:43:25And charge it to Colonel Turner
00:43:27I bet Colonel Turner thinks a lot of you
00:43:30He'll think plenty
00:43:32You're not really her uncle, though, are you?
00:43:34No
00:43:35A thousand times no
00:43:37I didn't think you were
00:43:39That's the way we used to do it over the war
00:43:41Boy, I had nieces
00:43:43Oh, French and Spanish
00:43:45It was wonderful
00:43:46I wish somebody'd start another war
00:43:50We're working on that
00:43:56Well, this looks familiar
00:43:58Let's see
00:43:59It was just about a week ago
00:44:00The Colonel and I split a bottle of this in the rifle range
00:44:02Remember?
00:44:02I remember you split something
00:44:04But I thought it was your nose
00:44:06I always get the news at 9 o'clock
00:44:09More news concerning the missing trailer
00:44:11The United States Border Patrol continues their search
00:44:14There, that's much better
00:44:16I always like music with my wine, Baldy
00:44:18I hope you don't mind
00:44:20But I do
00:44:21I want to hear the news
00:44:22Why?
00:44:23Sounds like the Border Patrol is after somebody
00:44:25I'd pick up a lot of money that way
00:44:27What way?
00:44:28Rewards
00:44:29I'd give them tips on smugglers and things
00:44:31The last time I helped them catch a fella
00:44:32They gave me four bits
00:44:34You mean the Border Patrolmen come here?
00:44:37Sure, they're dropping here all the time
00:44:40How interesting
00:44:42You know what you think?
00:44:43Too fascinating
00:44:44I've always wanted to meet a Border Patrolman
00:44:46I can fix that
00:44:47Or some other time
00:44:48This is going to be such a short visit
00:44:50I hope
00:44:52Say, Baldy
00:44:54What does this patio lead to?
00:44:55The room's open off a bit, sir
00:44:57Any way out of it?
00:44:58Only the front door here
00:44:59And the back door off the kitchen
00:45:02Well, I always look a new place over this way
00:45:04Can't tell when a burglar might lift your role
00:45:06I told you not to carry so much cash
00:45:08Well, we haven't had a burglar up here in 20 years
00:45:11Well, we're nervous just the same
00:45:12We have a feeling we're being followed
00:45:15Listen, Baldy
00:45:16When you get some more wine
00:45:17Bolt the kitchen door, huh?
00:45:19And you better fix us up some rooms
00:45:20Yes, sir
00:45:21And the rooms are off the balcony
00:45:23When do you want the wine?
00:45:24About three minutes ago
00:45:34Well
00:45:35You picked a nice little hideout
00:45:37Too bad you have to enjoy it alone
00:45:40What do you mean?
00:45:42I have to get to Washington by May the 1st
00:45:44What is it, your birthday?
00:45:46Bigger than that
00:45:46It's May Day
00:45:47And Leonard's going to make the speech of his life
00:45:50May Day
00:45:51That's the day you dreamers drive the cops screwy
00:45:54They had one of those meetings in El Paso last year
00:45:56Were you in the audience?
00:45:58I was all over the audience
00:45:59They called us out to stop a riot
00:46:00You never saw so many ambulances in your life
00:46:04You better stay away from that speech, Brad
00:46:06Thanks for the warning, but I'm going regardless
00:46:10I might as well argue with one of these chairs
00:46:13We'll get better results
00:46:25Don't lock the door
00:46:26I told you I was leaving
00:46:28How are you leaving?
00:46:29In Baldi's car
00:46:30I'll send him a check from Washington
00:46:32You'll get caught
00:46:34You know that, don't you, Red?
00:46:35I don't care if I reach Washington first
00:46:37You mean that dreamer of yours
00:46:39Yes
00:46:40You and your young love
00:46:41He and I have more than that
00:46:43We have a purpose in common
00:46:45The world is changing, Uncle Sam
00:46:47And we're all playing a part in it
00:46:48Even you
00:46:49Not me
00:46:50This world changes over my dead body
00:46:52But that's what I'm afraid of
00:46:53You'll be caught, convicted, maybe shot
00:46:54And you won't appreciate why
00:46:58I'll appreciate why, all right
00:47:00I won't forget you and that date in Washington
00:47:03You know what I'll do to you for getting me in this mess?
00:47:06What?
00:47:07Punch you right in the nose
00:47:10I can see how you might feel that way
00:47:12With your limited mentality
00:47:15My mentality's okay
00:47:17But look for more holes than yours
00:47:20See that fire?
00:47:21And that wine?
00:47:23Isn't that perfect?
00:47:25But you want to change that
00:47:26I bet you've even got ideas on how to improve heaven
00:47:30Listen to that music
00:47:36Know how to dance?
00:47:38Sure, why not?
00:47:47Say, you know your way around
00:47:50You're not so mental at that
00:47:52You aren't mental at all
00:47:53When you're dancing
00:47:55I bet that guy in Washington
00:47:57Never danced like this
00:48:00You don't dance as badly as I thought you would
00:48:02What made you think I would?
00:48:05Soldiers always parade around so much
00:48:06Their feet flattened out
00:48:08We had a guy in the company once
00:48:09That was a toe dancer
00:48:10Not you
00:48:11No
00:48:13Dancing is a very personal matter with me
00:48:17I don't like an audience around
00:48:21I've had enough
00:48:22Wait a minute
00:48:22I haven't started to get a person yet
00:48:23I'm not waiting
00:48:27You don't want experience
00:48:28You just want to read about it
00:48:32So you didn't like my dancing
00:48:33It was more than I expected from a soldier
00:48:36You'd better expect anything from a soldier
00:48:38Because that's what you're going to get
00:48:41I didn't expect a heavy thinker like you to go emotional on me
00:48:45Didn't you?
00:48:47No
00:48:48You're not kidding me
00:48:51You're not as red as you make out
00:48:54You've just been shooting off your face to those long hairs
00:48:59Because you haven't found out yet what you want
00:49:02You're not such a heavy thinker
00:49:06You know how I know?
00:49:08How?
00:49:09Because a thinker's a dodo on the dance floor
00:49:12And you aren't a dodo on the dance floor
00:49:15You remind me of a girl back home that wanted to be governor
00:49:18She went nuts making a speech one day
00:49:20And a cop arrested her
00:49:23She compromised by marrying the cop
00:49:27So all I need is a cop
00:49:30Or a soldier
00:49:36I told you I'm in love and that I'm going on to Washington
00:49:38Why haven't you gone then?
00:49:40Circumstances interfered for the moment
00:49:41I'll tell you all about that moment
00:49:43It happened when we were dancing
00:49:46Really?
00:49:47You told me yourself Washington is 2,000 miles away
00:49:50Listen, Red
00:49:52How far away does it seem right now?
00:49:5610,000 miles
00:49:59Sure it does
00:50:01Just as Shanghai seems four times around the world since I met you
00:50:05But things always seem further away in the moonlight
00:50:07They'll seem just as far to me in the sunlight
00:50:10And they will to you too if you let them
00:50:12You're not in love with that dreamer
00:50:13I'm engaged to marry him
00:50:15Who cares?
00:50:15And I belong to him
00:50:16You belong to me
00:50:18Because I love you
00:50:21I thought you hated me
00:50:23I did, but I don't now
00:50:24I'm crazy about you
00:50:26You are about me too
00:50:27Why don't you come out with it like I have?
00:50:30Why don't you admit it?
00:50:31I'm not able to admit it now
00:50:33Not even if I wanted to
00:50:36Wait
00:50:38Wait until tomorrow
00:50:39Sure
00:50:41I'll look even better
00:50:41I'll look even better to you tomorrow
00:50:49Good night
00:50:51Uncle Sam
00:50:52Thank you four
00:50:52Thanks for listening to this
00:51:05round of DeIN
00:51:05and
00:51:05mother
00:51:05and
00:51:05Thank you
00:51:05It's Miyagi
00:51:11It's Oscar
00:51:11You're about to
00:51:22here
00:52:56Thanks for coming down.
00:52:58It saves us the trouble of going up after you.
00:53:01So it had to be washing it, huh?
00:53:05Okay, sister.
00:53:06You're under arrest.
00:53:08You can't arrest them unless you arrest me.
00:53:10I'm an accessory.
00:53:11I'll say you are.
00:53:12A bicycle pump.
00:53:13You haven't done anything.
00:53:14We don't want you.
00:53:15She'll take you.
00:53:23We still don't want you.
00:53:25I'll take you.
00:53:26I told the folks we'd be in Nook's Bar by Friday.
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:31Let's get going.
00:53:38Now, I suppose you're satisfied.
00:53:41You'll get your young love.
00:53:43I couldn't help it.
00:53:45I had to make a choice.
00:53:47You didn't make a choice. You made a mistake.
00:53:49Because I didn't choose you?
00:53:51When you wrote me off the books on that mirror, you fumbled a big bet.
00:53:55You think well of yourself, don't you?
00:53:57It isn't just losing to the other guy. That isn't what hurts.
00:54:00I hate to see that dreamer make a monkey out of you.
00:54:03You're headed in the wrong direction.
00:54:05I thought I had you turned around.
00:54:08You tried, Uncle Sam.
00:54:09Yes. You know how far I would have gone?
00:54:12I'd have even married you to save you.
00:54:14That's how close I came to making a sucker out of myself.
00:54:16Oh. Willing to make a big sacrifice.
00:54:19Imagine being tied to you for the rest of my life.
00:54:22You don't know your own mind.
00:54:24I told you I was in love with another man.
00:54:27So that kiss was just goodbye, huh?
00:54:31I thought it was a lovely moment.
00:54:33Lovely, my eye.
00:54:35I've had a million moments better than that.
00:54:38Oh, you have?
00:54:39Yeah, and I'll have a million more.
00:54:40But you won't.
00:54:42You won't get over me as quick as you think.
00:54:44You're making it awfully easy.
00:54:46And I'll make it a lot easier.
00:54:48When you're turning the world upside down looking for me, just remember this.
00:54:51You can't get me.
00:54:53I wouldn't take you with a hundred extra coupons.
00:54:57In here, Miss Van Allen.
00:54:58It's all the same to you all riding a bag.
00:55:02I could kiss the guy that invented rumble seats.
00:55:11Sitting in the jailhouse with my face against the wall
00:55:18And a red-headed woman was the cause of it all
00:55:25Oh, tell me how long must I wait
00:55:31Say, is that on a level or is it just a song?
00:55:33Brother, that's been my life ever since I wore long pants.
00:55:38Sometimes I wish I was a boy again.
00:55:43This baby wasn't so smart.
00:55:45Picked a general's daughter.
00:55:55Hello, General.
00:55:56Hello, Martin.
00:55:57I dropped in to thank you for placing Drew in my personal custody.
00:56:00Well, I figured she'd be better off with you than under arrest.
00:56:02After all, the charges aren't very serious.
00:56:04Maybe not.
00:56:05But this is...
00:56:06I just found it out.
00:56:09They're shouting those headlines from the street.
00:56:12Have you heard?
00:56:13No.
00:56:14Sorry about this, General.
00:56:16I'm frantic.
00:56:17Here's a new wrinkle to iron out.
00:56:19And a tough one, as she loves him.
00:56:21I was on my way home to have it out with her,
00:56:23but I wanted to see you first.
00:56:24Just what do you know about Arner?
00:56:26Well, confidentially, he's not a citizen.
00:56:28He arrived in this country eight months ago with a one-year's visa.
00:56:32He's in here on a student permit,
00:56:33but I have more than a suspicion he's a paid propagandist.
00:56:36Couldn't something be done to get him out of the country?
00:56:38His visa has four months to run.
00:56:40In the meantime, he's at liberty to undermine the government,
00:56:43pervert the minds of the younger generation,
00:56:44and even preach revolution.
00:56:45But you're forgetting, General,
00:56:46that some very wise Americans once preached revolution.
00:56:49A vastly different sort, I grant you,
00:56:51but Washington and Patrick Henry
00:56:53left us the sacred right of free speech.
00:56:55The fellows like this abuse him.
00:56:56That's quite true, but we can't touch him for it.
00:56:58We must wait to pin something definite on him,
00:57:01such as inciting to riot,
00:57:02a responsibility for an act of violence.
00:57:04Then we can deport them at once.
00:57:07It wouldn't do much good to ask him to start a riot.
00:57:10Personally, I think if he saw a riot coming, he'd run.
00:57:13Well, thanks very much, Martin.
00:57:14I hope you can do something about it, General.
00:57:16Don't worry.
00:57:16I'll do something about it right now.
00:57:18Good.
00:57:21Where's Miss Drew?
00:57:22In the library, sir.
00:57:26Hello, darling.
00:57:28Did the army give you the afternoon off?
00:57:29I took the afternoon off just so we could talk things over.
00:57:33Fine.
00:57:33I've been expecting you home any minute to tell me
00:57:35you didn't mean the things you said about Leonard.
00:57:37And here you are.
00:57:38So that's what you've been expecting?
00:57:40Of course.
00:57:41You're smart and you're fair.
00:57:43You know I'm in love with Leonard.
00:57:44You know I won't remain in your custody forever.
00:57:47And besides, you're too nice a man to embarrass me.
00:57:50Oh, listen, Dad.
00:57:52You're busy all day regulating other people's lives.
00:57:54It's only natural you bring it home with you.
00:57:56I don't resent it.
00:57:58That makes me very happy.
00:58:00I knew it would.
00:58:01We understand each other perfectly.
00:58:03I've even forgiven you the nasty name you called Leonard this morning.
00:58:09Oh, let's forget about it.
00:58:10What's in the paper?
00:58:12Nothing important.
00:58:15Oh, I didn't think they'd run it so soon.
00:58:19Isn't this important?
00:58:20It would be if it were true.
00:58:22But it is true.
00:58:23Now, don't be difficult.
00:58:25Difficult?
00:58:26I'm your father.
00:58:27Poor Dad.
00:58:28I've something to say about this and plenty to say about Leonard Arner.
00:58:31I found out a few things about that young man.
00:58:33I don't want to hear them.
00:58:34But you've got to listen.
00:58:36Oh, Dad, don't force me to walk out and you are too fond of you.
00:58:39But you can't expect me to listen.
00:58:40You wouldn't like me if I did.
00:58:42Suppose Mother had listened to what people had to say about you before she married you.
00:58:46No one had anything to say.
00:58:49That's what you think.
00:58:51Maybe Mother wouldn't let them say it.
00:58:53If there's a person in this world as stubborn as you, Drew, I've never seen him.
00:58:59Except when you shave.
00:59:02Oh, don't go, Dad.
00:59:04By the way, whatever happened to Uncle Sam?
00:59:07Who?
00:59:07The enlisted man, you know.
00:59:09Oh, yes.
00:59:10He's still a military person.
00:59:12Why?
00:59:14Nothing.
00:59:16Let him stay there.
00:59:18That's exactly what I intend to do.
00:59:21Can't you get him out?
00:59:23You just said you want him kept in.
00:59:25I do.
00:59:26If I never see him again, it'll be too soon.
00:59:29Then why do you ask?
00:59:31Oh, I thought you might be interested.
00:59:34Regardless of what I think of him, he's a good soldier.
00:59:37Be a good man for you in case of a war.
00:59:40I'll remember that, in case of a war.
00:59:42In the meantime, I don't think it's quite fair that I should go free and he should remain in jail.
00:59:48But why this sudden interest in this enlisted man?
00:59:54Weren't you an enlisted man once?
00:59:56Then you are interested in him.
00:59:58Me?
01:00:01Why should I be?
01:00:04I don't know.
01:00:06Maybe he can tell me.
01:00:10Miss Donner to see you, miss.
01:00:16I'll give Leonard your love, Dad.
01:00:26Get me the military prison.
01:00:30And the general's daughter was the cause of it all.
01:00:36Very funny, but I don't like singing.
01:00:38Oh, no?
01:00:39Well, why don't you move out?
01:00:41Yeah.
01:00:41I joined the army to fight.
01:00:43It looks like this is going to be my first one.
01:00:45Mind this.
01:00:46Hey!
01:00:47Hold it!
01:00:49Lefty!
01:00:50Where'd you come from?
01:00:51A crack in the wall?
01:00:52I was set up to take you back to Fort Bliss when they get done with you.
01:00:55Can we go right now?
01:00:56No.
01:00:57But it sure is a swell break for me.
01:00:59You stay here for a couple of days, so I'm going to have some fun.
01:01:02Yeah?
01:01:02Go ahead and you'll be right in here with me.
01:01:04I told you to stay out of trouble.
01:01:06Open it up, will you?
01:01:08And I got a little more for you.
01:01:10The general wants to see you.
01:01:12Tell him I'm not in.
01:01:13Are you going to walk or be dragged?
01:01:16As long as you put it that way.
01:01:18And the general's daughter was the cause of it all.
01:01:25Everything's different with you back, darling.
01:01:27You know, I thought of nothing but my speech for weeks.
01:01:31Now I think of nothing but you.
01:01:34That fireplace.
01:01:36This music, it's perfect.
01:01:40Just like Marie's.
01:01:42What's that?
01:01:43Oh, it's a line from an old song.
01:01:47When you're about to be married, it's a good idea to forget old songs.
01:01:51I have.
01:01:52Completely.
01:01:54I didn't think you could swing your father into line.
01:01:56Oh, I was sure I could.
01:01:58But now there's only one thing I want to be sure of.
01:02:01What?
01:02:02That you really love me.
01:02:05Oh.
01:02:06Well, test me.
01:02:08Let me think.
01:02:11Suppose I were to ask you not to make your speech today.
01:02:15Oh.
01:02:22But you wouldn't ask me that.
01:02:24Why, half the college will be there to hear me.
01:02:26And tomorrow, every student newspaper in the country will publish my speech word for word.
01:02:32You weren't serious.
01:02:36No.
01:02:38A little jealous, I guess, because you've been able to think of something else beside me.
01:02:44Silly, isn't it?
01:02:46No, not silly.
01:02:48Considering the fact that you haven't thought about anything but me.
01:02:50I didn't say that.
01:02:51You didn't need to.
01:02:54I'll tell the gentleman you're here.
01:02:58Nice, Joey.
01:02:59I don't like the decorations.
01:03:01Oh, but there's a very pretty picture.
01:03:03What are you doing here?
01:03:04I came to trim the sunflowers.
01:03:06Did Dad send for you?
01:03:07Ask him.
01:03:08I will when I get back.
01:03:09I suppose you're Uncle Sam.
01:03:11Hello, Nightmare.
01:03:12What?
01:03:12I know who you are.
01:03:14You're the guy she thinks she's in love with.
01:03:15But I'm the guy she really loves but can't get.
01:03:18It's just his natural modesty.
01:03:20I notice he's blushing.
01:03:21His face seems a little red.
01:03:22Red's one color I can't go for.
01:03:24If I could spend some time with you, I'd change your mind.
01:03:26But I have to make a speech.
01:03:27Sorry you can't go along.
01:03:28If I wasn't under arrest and could locate a couple of old eggs, I'd come along.
01:03:32I'll mail you a copy of the speech.
01:03:33Can you read?
01:03:34No.
01:03:34My nurse dropped my glasses when I was a baby.
01:03:36And that wasn't long ago.
01:03:37Come on, Leonard.
01:03:43Don't let that go to your head, buddy.
01:03:44She kissed me, too.
01:03:49Sir, Private Michael Jones reporting with a prisoner.
01:03:51Come in here.
01:04:02These charges against you are very serious.
01:04:05Yes, sir.
01:04:06Making off of one government car.
01:04:08Yes, sir.
01:04:08Totally destroying said car.
01:04:10Yes, sir.
01:04:11Absent without leave in violation of the 33rd article of war.
01:04:14Yes, sir.
01:04:15Taking forcible possession of a trailer belonging to one P.J. Rooney.
01:04:19Yes, sir.
01:04:20Rooney refuses to bring charges.
01:04:24Do you realize you're a disgrace to the uniform?
01:04:27Yes, sir.
01:04:29Formerly employed in father's lumber business in Amarillo, Texas.
01:04:33Why didn't you stay there?
01:04:35The lumber business is very dull, sir.
01:04:37Well, you thought you'd find excitement in the army.
01:04:39I did, sir.
01:04:40I wasn't aware we were at war.
01:04:42What kind of excitement did you find?
01:04:45Well?
01:04:47The general has me in a spot, sir.
01:04:55Have you seen this?
01:04:57Am I charged with that, too, sir?
01:04:58Well, it was somebody's fault.
01:04:59Yes, sir.
01:05:00Stop saying yes, sir.
01:05:02I want this to be an informal discussion.
01:05:04Forget that you're an enlisted man and I'm an officer.
01:05:07Yes, sir.
01:05:08Okay.
01:05:09Have a drink?
01:05:10You bet.
01:05:12Water?
01:05:14Water's all I ever drink.
01:05:16While we're on the subject of lying,
01:05:18why did you take all the blame for bringing my daughter across the border?
01:05:21Covering up for her, were you?
01:05:23Why should I?
01:05:25That's what I want to know.
01:05:26Why did you kiss her?
01:05:29She kissed me.
01:05:30Why?
01:05:34Well, uh...
01:05:36I see.
01:05:37You had no defense, is that it?
01:05:39At the time, I didn't want any.
01:05:40What changed your mind?
01:05:43Any girl that would consider marrying this...
01:05:44I know. He's no good.
01:05:46Why don't they run that guy out of the country?
01:05:50Another drink?
01:05:51This stuff goes to my head.
01:05:53I won't be responsible for what I do or say.
01:05:55Say what you think, but tell the truth.
01:05:58Why does my daughter want to marry him?
01:06:00Do you really want to know?
01:06:01Yes.
01:06:02Because she wasn't brought up right.
01:06:03What?
01:06:04She should have had some sense spanked into her.
01:06:08Look here, my boy.
01:06:10I've been a busy man.
01:06:11I couldn't have held down my job and spent half my time spanking my daughter.
01:06:15I'll admit she'd have been a life's work.
01:06:17She still is for someone.
01:06:19And she's worth it.
01:06:21Don't you think?
01:06:21No.
01:06:23You did?
01:06:23But I don't now.
01:06:24If I never see her again, it'll be too soon.
01:06:26I don't care what she does or what happens to her.
01:06:28That's enough.
01:06:29Attention?
01:06:29I'm coming to attention, sir.
01:06:31But any father let his daughter go to that wild-eyed meeting without protection...
01:06:33You're right.
01:06:34As you were.
01:06:35I shouldn't have let her go.
01:06:37Not that it makes any difference to me.
01:06:39Oh, I realize that.
01:06:42But it does to me.
01:06:43I'm her father.
01:06:44And in my position, I can't possibly go down there.
01:06:48You're not asking me to.
01:06:49Only as a favor to me.
01:06:51I wouldn't want her to think...
01:06:52With Arna around, she won't even see you.
01:06:55Oh, is that so?
01:06:57Now, wait a minute.
01:06:58Understand.
01:06:59No old eggs.
01:07:01No trouble.
01:07:01Oh, no, sir.
01:07:02I joined the army to avoid trouble.
01:07:04If there's anything I hate, it's a fight.
01:07:05All right.
01:07:07And report back to me.
01:07:08Yes, sir.
01:07:08Another drink before you go?
01:07:10No, thank you, sir.
01:07:11That last one got me.
01:07:20Get me Martin of the Immigration Department.
01:07:29Well, well, well.
01:07:31Rooney, where did you come from?
01:07:32Right out of that new trailer over there.
01:07:34That's a present from the insurance company.
01:07:36Oh, it's wonderful.
01:07:37It sure is.
01:07:39Where's your wife?
01:07:40Oh, I ditched her in Wilkes-Barre.
01:07:41I came right over so we could all be together.
01:07:44I'm holding out for alimony.
01:07:46Hey, where's Uncle Sam?
01:07:48I've no idea, no interest.
01:07:50And now, it is my privilege to introduce to you
01:07:53our distinguished and brilliant leader,
01:07:56Comrade Leonard Arna.
01:08:03Comrade, I salute you on May Day.
01:08:07A day consecrated to the fight against world tyranny.
01:08:16The university would not allow us to air our views on the campus,
01:08:19but they cannot stop us here.
01:08:21This is a public park.
01:08:23Yeah!
01:08:27Students everywhere are gathering their forces today
01:08:30to save a dying world.
01:08:33As students of a great college,
01:08:36you are responsible for the leadership of tomorrow.
01:08:39The wrong people are sitting in the driver's seats today.
01:08:42They're driving us to destruction.
01:08:50It's up to you to take the lead.
01:08:52Destroy the old order and create the new.
01:08:55Militarism must be stamped out.
01:09:04To you young men, I say,
01:09:07don't let anyone ever put a soldier suit on you.
01:09:12I see we have two soldiers seated in the audience.
01:09:21There's Uncle Sam now.
01:09:22I knew he wouldn't be far away if you were here.
01:09:28Who left you in?
01:09:30Sit down, soldier.
01:09:31Now, if the soldier will kindly sit down, I will continue.
01:09:35Or, perhaps he would like to say something to us.
01:09:38Maybe he would like to come up on the platform
01:09:40and tell us why he donned that uniform
01:09:43and why he sells his body and soul for $30 a month.
01:09:47Yeah, hop on it, soldier.
01:09:48What have you got to say, General?
01:09:52I'd be delighted to say a few words to the comrades.
01:09:55The platform is yours.
01:09:58Hey, you're not really going up there.
01:10:00Sure I am.
01:10:02These boys and girls don't play with their dolls and trains
01:10:04while I'm talking.
01:10:07What are you going to do up there?
01:10:09Make a fool of himself.
01:10:11I wouldn't be surprised.
01:10:13Soldier ain't supposed to talk.
01:10:14Just fight.
01:10:20Class speaker calls you comrades.
01:10:22So I'd like to call you comrades, too.
01:10:24Don't mind, do you?
01:10:25I'll say we do.
01:10:27Oh, you're no comrade of ours.
01:10:29No, no, no.
01:10:29Wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:10:30You've got me wrong.
01:10:31Get him out of here.
01:10:32Let him talk.
01:10:33Maybe he's right.
01:10:34I want to be a comrade.
01:10:36I don't mind telling you that I've had my eyes open here today.
01:10:41I'm beginning to think that maybe you folks are right.
01:10:44What's he driving that?
01:10:46He doesn't know.
01:10:48It didn't dawn on me until just a couple of minutes ago.
01:10:51And maybe I was all wet wearing this uniform.
01:10:53Now you're talking, soldier.
01:10:55But I'm willing to learn.
01:10:56Ah.
01:10:59Sure I work for $30 a month.
01:11:01Maybe I am a sucker.
01:11:04I was offered a job once at 30 a week.
01:11:06Selling vacuum cleaners.
01:11:11I was offered another job in a law office.
01:11:13With a chance to study law.
01:11:14But what did I do?
01:11:17I joined the army.
01:11:19So what?
01:11:20What's wrong with it?
01:11:21Just because I happen to be full of that stuff they call, uh, what is it, uh, oh, Americanism.
01:11:27But I couldn't help it because I was patriotic, could I?
01:11:30That's better.
01:11:31Ever since I was a little kid that high, I've been nuts about the Star Spangled Banner.
01:11:35But you don't even know it.
01:11:37I can even sing the second verse.
01:11:39On a level.
01:11:41And every time I see the stars and stripes, waving in the breeze, I tingle all over.
01:11:49And the army's just full of guys like me.
01:11:52Fellas from the south.
01:11:54Guys from the middle west.
01:11:56Yankees from up north.
01:11:58And some of them, I know you won't believe this, but it's the truth.
01:12:03Some of them would stick in the army even if they got no pay at all.
01:12:10Of course, they haven't heard your side of the argument.
01:12:12They think it's something to be proud of.
01:12:14Being an American soldier.
01:12:17They took the job to protect you and your country in case of trouble.
01:12:21And there is no one of them that wouldn't come through for you.
01:12:25Can you imagine such guys?
01:12:27It's too bad you folks can't get a hold of the army and talk to those mugs.
01:12:31Might straighten everything out.
01:12:33The way I've been straightened out.
01:12:35Of course, today isn't the first time I've heard about this
01:12:39Students League and how you're trying to save the world.
01:12:44I've been hearing about it for three days.
01:12:47But it wasn't until here today that I really understood what it was all about.
01:12:51The party that explained it to me was a little dumb and kind of skipped over the main point.
01:12:56But I get it now.
01:12:58You want to change everything and haul down the flag.
01:13:01Okay, I'm with you.
01:13:02But let's not wait.
01:13:03Let's do it today.
01:13:04You run old glory up at the top of that pole and I'll tear it down with my own hands.
01:13:08Will that satisfy you?
01:13:09Over my dead body.
01:13:10Get out of that platform.
01:13:12You're a disgrace to the uniform.
01:13:14What kind of a soldier are you?
01:13:16We're not here to give an exhibition of tearing down a flag.
01:13:19No?
01:13:19Then what are you here for?
01:13:20Do any of you know?
01:13:21We're not here to see a soldier make a fool of himself.
01:13:24Don't worry about me, party.
01:13:25This soldier knows what he's doing.
01:13:26Try turning that flag down.
01:13:27We'll show you.
01:13:28Looks like trouble.
01:13:29Well, it's okay with me.
01:13:31If he ain't careful, he'll get his ears knocked off.
01:13:33I don't care.
01:13:34What's that?
01:13:35I said I don't care.
01:13:36So the uniform looks a little better to you now, doesn't it?
01:13:38The idea of a soldier tearing down the flag doesn't set too well on his stomach, does it?
01:13:44See, I didn't want to let him talk.
01:13:45He's right.
01:13:46Well, then why don't you stop kidding yourselves?
01:13:48You're all real Americans under the skin, only you don't know it.
01:13:51As for yours truly, let me show you something I had tattooed on my arm when I joined the Army.
01:13:55That made it a lot bigger, but the guy ran out of heat.
01:13:58Nice phone, soldier.
01:13:59You're all right, buddy.
01:14:01You'll take your seat now and continue with the meeting.
01:14:03I thought you said it was all right for me to talk.
01:14:04I ain't half finished yet.
01:14:06Take him off the platform.
01:14:07Uh-oh, it's a brawl.
01:14:09Come on, Barry.
01:14:11Throw him off.
01:14:12Let me at that guy.
01:14:13Let him have him.
01:14:15Right down.
01:14:17Look out, Uncle Sam.
01:14:29Bobby, do something.
01:14:30I thought you said you didn't care.
01:14:31Didn't care to have him hurt.
01:14:33Oh, well, that's different.
01:14:38Yeah, I'll come, Uncle Sam.
01:14:43Oh, this is wonderful.
01:14:47Let's go.
01:14:50Hey.
01:14:57Hey.
01:15:08Hey.
01:15:20Get set, Mr. Dreamer.
01:15:22There's a big dream coming your way.
01:15:26Come on, you rock.
01:15:31We want you, Honor.
01:15:32We're deporting you on the first boat.
01:15:35Get that soldier.
01:15:37Bring it up.
01:15:37Come on, bring it up.
01:15:38Officer, there's a soldier under there.
01:15:39Get him out, please.
01:15:40What's the soldier doing under there?
01:15:41I hope he's breathing.
01:15:42Get back there.
01:15:43Bring it up.
01:15:44Come on, bring it up.
01:15:47Bring it up.
01:15:48Come on, bring it up.
01:15:49Come on, bring it up.
01:15:51Come on, bring it up.
01:15:52Bring it up.
01:15:54You all right, Uncle Sam?
01:15:57Well, I'm at least alive.
01:15:59I was afraid of that.
01:16:01Your nose is bleeding.
01:16:04Why don't you mind your own business?
01:16:06I'd have murdered those guys.
01:16:07Oh, sure you would.
01:16:08Only you're charged with so many things now, and murder is one thing Dad can't fix.
01:16:13Yeah, and there's one other thing he can't fix.
01:16:15You're married.
01:16:16Oh, that's your fault.
01:16:18My fault?
01:16:19If you'll let it be.
01:16:21I was turning the whole world upside down just now, trying to find you.
01:16:26How about taking me with two hundred extra coupons?
01:16:32I wonder who's looking into her eyes, breathing sighs, telling lies.
01:16:48Good luck.
01:16:50Dad.
01:16:51Poor Dad.
01:16:52He certainly hated to see me go.
01:16:54He sure did.
01:16:56Or...
01:16:56Give me a wedding present of $5,000 after I promised ever to bring you back.
01:17:01I wonder if she ever tells him of me.
01:17:12I wonder who's kissing her now.
01:17:49I wonder who's kissing her.