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What starts as a desperate escape turns into a hilarious adventure! When a wealthy playboy pretends to be insane to avoid an unwanted marriage, he finds himself swept into a world of carnival performers, unexpected friendships, and romantic complications. Packed with comedy, charm, and classic Hollywood entertainment, He Pretended to Be Crazy—The Joke Was on Him! is a delightful 1941 comedy that still delivers laughs today.
⭐ Classic Comedy
⭐ Vintage Hollywood Film
⭐ Starring Adolphe Menjou, Carole Landis & John Hubbard
⭐ Full-Length Classic Movie
Watch this timeless comedy and enjoy a journey filled with laughter, romance, and unforgettable characters!
⭐ Classic Comedy
⭐ Vintage Hollywood Film
⭐ Starring Adolphe Menjou, Carole Landis & John Hubbard
⭐ Full-Length Classic Movie
Watch this timeless comedy and enjoy a journey filled with laughter, romance, and unforgettable characters!
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00:01:53Well...
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00:02:28What's the matter?
00:02:40Oh, come and see.
00:02:45Look, young man, what is all this nonsense?
00:02:50My goodness, maybe I'd better get a doctor quick.
00:02:52Yes, yes, of course.
00:03:01Dr. Johnson, will you come in, please?
00:03:03Yes, sir.
00:03:05Listen to me, Drogo Gaines. What do you think you're doing?
00:03:10What's the matter with him?
00:03:11I think he's nuts.
00:03:13Here he is, doctor.
00:03:15My goodness.
00:03:16We'd better put him on the couch.
00:03:18All right.
00:03:18Here, lend me a hand.
00:03:19Here, lend me a hand.
00:03:20There we go.
00:03:29There appears to be no fever, and the pulse is normal.
00:03:32It must be a mental collapse.
00:03:34I'll phone for some assistance.
00:03:36Hey, Drogo, come on, wake up out of this thing.
00:03:40Well, what now?
00:03:42Well, of all things, to happen to me.
00:03:44Yeah, happen to you.
00:03:45If you had married the dope two weeks ago, we'd have had the ten million.
00:03:48We wouldn't care whether he did go goofy.
00:03:50Ma, it's all your fault.
00:03:51If you'd only let me marry Jerry Van Sniven.
00:03:53He had plenty of dough, and besides, I might have learned to love him.
00:03:56How did I know?
00:03:57Look at all the money Drogo's got.
00:03:59What are we going to do?
00:04:00We can't let those people eat all that food and stuff.
00:04:02Who's going to pay for it?
00:04:03You go out there and tell them it's been postponed.
00:04:05All right.
00:04:13Are you all right?
00:04:14Oh, yes, I'm all right.
00:04:16You mean to say that you heard everything we said?
00:04:18Yes.
00:04:19Oh, but I didn't do this for that reason.
00:04:21I was afraid to go out there.
00:04:23I realized what a momentous step I was taking.
00:04:25But now that I know where your affections really are, it's probably all for the best.
00:04:30All for the best?
00:04:31You're making a monkey out of me, leaving me at the altar?
00:04:33Well, I'm very sorry, but...
00:04:35Wait a minute.
00:04:37Everybody in this house thinks you're crazy.
00:04:39Now, listen to me, Drogo Gaines.
00:04:40You're going to marry me, or they're going to think you're crazy for the rest of your life.
00:04:44Oh, I don't understand.
00:04:45Helen, how are you going to influence those people?
00:04:47Helen!
00:04:47Help!
00:04:48Helen, what's the matter with you?
00:04:49Let me go!
00:04:50Let me up!
00:04:50Let me go!
00:04:52Helen, what are you doing?
00:04:53Stop!
00:04:54Help!
00:04:55Help!
00:04:56Don't let him come!
00:04:57He's crazy!
00:04:58Help!
00:04:59Help!
00:04:59Let him!
00:05:00Don't let him come!
00:05:01Help me!
00:05:01He's not violent!
00:05:03Help me!
00:05:04What's the matter here?
00:05:05You are a poor child!
00:05:06Help!
00:05:08Help!
00:05:10Help!
00:05:19Good morning, Mr. G.
00:05:24Would you mind telling me where I am?
00:05:26The hotel club.
00:05:27The hotel club.
00:05:35I can't stay in a place like this.
00:05:37I'm sorry, Mr. G., but I'll have to refer your complaint to Dr. Thorndike.
00:05:41Now, eat your breakfast like a good boy.
00:05:43I don't want any breakfast.
00:05:44Please, Mr. G., you mustn't.
00:05:51Dr. Thorndike!
00:05:59Oh, pardon me.
00:06:00Have you the time?
00:06:02No, I'm sorry.
00:06:03I had my watch.
00:06:04Here.
00:06:04It might.
00:06:05Oh, but listen.
00:06:19I want to see Dr. Thorndike.
00:06:21Just have a seat.
00:06:45Okay.
00:06:45You're progressing splendid.
00:06:47I'll drop in and see me any time you like.
00:06:49Always glad to have you.
00:06:51Thank you, Dr. Thorndike.
00:06:55Mr. N., do you mind if I send Mr. G. in ahead of you?
00:06:58Not at all.
00:07:09Well, well, Mr. Gaines.
00:07:11Glad you dropped in.
00:07:12We'll call you Mr. G. here.
00:07:15Are you feeling better?
00:07:17No, I'm not.
00:07:18I mean, I never felt bad.
00:07:20Oh, I mean...
00:07:20Now, don't excite yourself.
00:07:22I'm not exciting myself.
00:07:24I just want to get out of here.
00:07:25Of course.
00:07:26They all do at first.
00:07:27But you'll soon learn to like us.
00:07:30We like you.
00:07:31That's just dandy, Doc.
00:07:33And I'm sure that you and I and all the lads would become great chums.
00:07:38But really, I've got to get back to New York.
00:07:41What have you there, Mr. G?
00:07:43Oh, that?
00:07:45A man outside fastened a flower that he didn't have with a pin that isn't here.
00:07:50Would you mind letting me have that again, please?
00:07:53Well, that is...
00:07:54He thought he had a pin that he put in a flower that I haven't got.
00:08:01Now, look.
00:08:02I was just...
00:08:02I understand perfectly.
00:08:05Wait a minute.
00:08:06A fellow simply gave me a flower.
00:08:08And a very pretty flower it is, too.
00:08:10Oh, look, Doctor.
00:08:13There's nothing wrong with me.
00:08:22Of course, there's nothing wrong with you, Mr. G.
00:08:25Now, Doctor.
00:08:38Oh, cute.
00:08:39Listen, Dr. Thorndyke, I've had enough of this foolishness.
00:08:42You've got to let me go.
00:08:47Mr. Gaines, I hope you'll appreciate my position in this matter.
00:08:51I've no alternative but to keep you here until your conduct improves.
00:08:54But listen...
00:08:55Now, don't make it hard for yourself.
00:08:56Finish dressing and go out in the sun.
00:08:58We are allowing you the full run of the grounds.
00:09:06Oh, my God.
00:09:29Oh, I'm sorry.
00:09:32I didn't know you were fishing.
00:09:33What did you think I was doing?
00:09:39Good fishing?
00:09:41Excellent.
00:09:44Not many?
00:09:44Nope.
00:09:46Never catch any.
00:09:48It's a sort of new idea when it comes to fishing.
00:09:51Yes, you're brighter than I thought you were, Mr. Gaines.
00:09:54Sit down.
00:09:55Oh, you know me?
00:09:57Know all about you.
00:09:59Carraway's my name.
00:10:00Colonel Carlton Carraway.
00:10:01You've heard of Carraway Seeds?
00:10:02Well, I'm the whole corporation.
00:10:05I didn't like the business, so I came here on my own accord.
00:10:08I like it here.
00:10:09No, I don't.
00:10:10I'm going to escape.
00:10:11Oh, no, you're not.
00:10:12The walls are too high.
00:10:14Why'd you come here if you don't want to stay?
00:10:16I didn't come.
00:10:17I pulled a little stunt in self-defense.
00:10:20Oh, yes.
00:10:20That Newton girl.
00:10:22While you were looking at her eyes, she was looking at your checkbook.
00:10:26Well, I didn't know.
00:10:27And Agnes.
00:10:28She kissed you when you bought her a yacht.
00:10:32You could have done better with a canoe.
00:10:34And that Argentine tomato.
00:10:36What was her name?
00:10:37Conchita Wat Mazuma.
00:10:39You bought her bracelets and called her angels.
00:10:41And she said,
00:10:43Mi piciontito eres mi todo.
00:10:45Sounded sweet, didn't it?
00:10:47Just mean sucker.
00:10:50You certainly know a lot.
00:10:52Yes, that's why I'm here.
00:10:55Tell me, girl.
00:10:57How does a fellow know when he's found the right girl?
00:11:01The signs.
00:11:03Signs?
00:11:04Yeah.
00:11:05I don't understand.
00:11:06Well, now, supposing a girl crossed her fingers,
00:11:11and you crossed yours at the same time.
00:11:15That's a sign.
00:11:17Come on, Ed.
00:11:18What's the matter?
00:11:18Oh, I caught a fish.
00:11:21Well, I'll never be able to fish here anymore.
00:11:23Come on, young Drogo.
00:11:24What are you going to do now?
00:11:25I'm going to photograph the fish.
00:11:26Everybody does that.
00:11:27Are you leaving, Colonel?
00:11:29Yes, this place is no good.
00:11:30There's too many fish.
00:11:38Something I could do for you?
00:11:40No.
00:11:43Now, this, Mr. G, is the broom and daisy.
00:11:45The what?
00:11:46The broom and daisy.
00:11:47Probably the finest camera ever invented by the human mind.
00:11:51Now, don't let her frighten you,
00:11:53and don't ask how she works,
00:11:54or you'll spoil all the fun.
00:11:55Now, take one step forward.
00:11:58Two backward.
00:12:00Just a mite forward.
00:12:02Now, what are you playing?
00:12:03That's another invention of mine.
00:12:05I never focus the camera.
00:12:07Anyone can focus the camera.
00:12:08I focus you.
00:12:09Now, are you ready?
00:12:11Hold it.
00:12:12There you are.
00:12:14That merely takes the photograph.
00:12:15Now, we develop it.
00:12:23Come in.
00:12:26Good morning, Colonel.
00:12:28Good morning, Harry.
00:12:29Meet Mr. G.
00:12:30How do you do?
00:12:31How do you do?
00:12:35And now, we shall see what we shall see.
00:12:39We release the gadget A.
00:12:42Seize the dingus B.
00:12:44And grasp the photograph.
00:12:46See?
00:12:46And there you are.
00:12:47It's blank.
00:12:48Yes.
00:12:49That's the wonderful thing about the broom and daisy.
00:12:51You never can tell what's coming out.
00:12:53Sometimes, I get the most amazing pictures.
00:12:56But not very often.
00:12:59Uncle Carlton, you're going to stay with me at the country place.
00:13:02Dr. Thondag, and I think you'll be much happier there.
00:13:04Oh, but Harry, I like it here.
00:13:06I know, but you've got to leave here sometime.
00:13:07You've been here long enough.
00:13:09People are starting to ask embarrassing questions.
00:13:11Oh, Harry.
00:13:12Not another word.
00:13:12I know what's best for you.
00:13:14You get your things together, and I'll call for you in the morning.
00:13:16You understand?
00:13:17Yes.
00:13:18Well, goodbye.
00:13:19Goodbye, Mr. G.
00:13:21Gee, I hope you have fun playing with your fish.
00:13:29I'm embarrassing him, that crackpot.
00:13:31He seemed all right to me.
00:13:33Oh, he did, Eddie.
00:13:34Come here.
00:13:38Look at that.
00:14:03What's the matter with that?
00:14:04He's a member of the fire department.
00:14:05That's just it.
00:14:06He isn't.
00:14:07Well, most likely the whole thing's my fault anyway.
00:14:10When he was a little lad, I bought him a toy fire engine to play with.
00:14:13Said he wanted to be a fireman.
00:14:14He never outgrew it.
00:14:15He's been playing fireman ever since.
00:14:17Oh.
00:14:19Go to his country place.
00:14:20Why, the whole thing's nothing but a big fire department.
00:14:22He'll not get me up there.
00:14:24I'll run away.
00:14:25That's what I'll do.
00:14:26I'll escape.
00:14:27But you said you couldn't escape.
00:14:28No, I didn't.
00:14:29I said you couldn't.
00:14:30Didn't say I couldn't.
00:14:31If I had enough money to finance the Blooming Daisy, I'd escape tonight.
00:14:34I have a hundred and twenty dollars.
00:14:37Hundred and twenty dollars?
00:14:38Say.
00:14:39Say, that's enough to put the Blooming Daisy on a paying basis.
00:14:41But the Blooming Daisy won't even take a picture.
00:14:43Shh.
00:14:44You know that.
00:14:44And I know that.
00:14:45But the people we photographed wouldn't know it.
00:14:47Now, look.
00:14:48You meet me at the woods near the river at nine o'clock tonight.
00:14:50Boy, we'll hit the open road.
00:14:52We'll meet people.
00:14:53Real people.
00:14:54None of the money-grabbing kind.
00:14:56And don't forget to bring the money.
00:15:02Yoo-hoo!
00:15:05What kept you so long?
00:15:06The fool guard didn't show up in time.
00:15:08It couldn't escape unless a guard was there.
00:15:10It wouldn't be strategic.
00:15:11Here, take that pole and knock those rocks off.
00:15:13The equipment's there.
00:15:14What for?
00:15:15The boat, of course.
00:15:16We've got a launcher.
00:15:17I knew this life would be too good to last.
00:15:19Why, how did this escape years ago?
00:15:21You call a wrestling of boat?
00:15:22Yes, pop all that fiddle paddle.
00:15:23Get this stuff on board.
00:15:25There they are.
00:15:27Here.
00:15:29Here, now, give me a hand.
00:15:32Fall ashore!
00:15:33Let's go on ashore!
00:15:35How far do you expect to get in this thing?
00:15:37Who wants to get far?
00:15:38We just want to get.
00:15:40Eve ho, little hearty!
00:15:49Don't breathe!
00:15:56Have Mr. Gaines, then, to my office right away.
00:15:59Thank you, Dr. Thorndyke.
00:16:00As Mr. Gaines's secretary, I can assure you there's absolutely nothing wrong with him.
00:16:04As his fiancée, I can assure you that there is.
00:16:06Why, this whole thing is preposterous.
00:16:08I demand that he be released at once.
00:16:10And I demand that he be kept here.
00:16:11By the very idea!
00:16:12Dr. Thorndyke?
00:16:13Yes?
00:16:13Mr. Gaines has escaped.
00:16:14Escaped?
00:16:15Yes, and so has Colonel Carraway.
00:16:17God, this is terrible.
00:16:18Hello, Miss White.
00:16:19Miss White, notify the police.
00:16:21Mr. Gaines and the Colonel have escaped.
00:16:22Fine night for sailing.
00:16:24Sea's as smooth as glass.
00:16:25We're not at sea.
00:16:27We're in the middle of the river.
00:16:28My feet are getting wet.
00:16:29Well, a little salt water never hurt anybody.
00:16:32That's not salt water.
00:16:33I never said it was.
00:16:35I made a state without stick by it.
00:16:37A little salt water never hurt anybody.
00:16:39Oh, you're impossible.
00:16:41Miss Rat's impossible.
00:16:42It's probably sinking.
00:16:44The server's right if we both drowned.
00:16:46We never should have listened to you in the first place.
00:16:48Oh, playing the coward, eh?
00:16:50Why, this silly river's so shallow you could wade ashore at any time.
00:16:53It is?
00:16:55Well, I'm going to wait.
00:17:00This must be the wrong river.
00:17:07Silly old river's shallow, huh?
00:17:09Well, you must have hit an air pocket.
00:17:13Miss, what's that?
00:17:15Waterfalls.
00:17:16Waterfalls?
00:17:17Give me that thing, we'll go.
00:17:19That's a silly statement.
00:17:21People don't go over falls and rats.
00:17:23They only go over in barrels.
00:17:24Oh, stop that drivelin'.
00:17:26Give me a hand.
00:17:39Well, that was just enough, you hope.
00:17:41I nearly broke my neck.
00:17:51I'll have you know, madam, that I have just perpetrated the most magnificent escape in my long and brilliant record
00:18:01of achievement.
00:18:02Escape?
00:18:03Well, that's it, eh?
00:18:04I might have known.
00:18:06Well, now that you know, would you mind telling me how to get to a telephone?
00:18:08Listen, you're not going anywhere to pay for what you broke.
00:18:11And a case of Cupid dollars cost nine bucks.
00:18:14Well, here's twenty dollars.
00:18:16Keep the change.
00:18:17I said nine bucks.
00:18:18No more and no less.
00:18:20That's the smallest I've got.
00:18:21You mean you don't want the extra money?
00:18:23No, why should I?
00:18:23Oh, what a girl.
00:18:25Come on, come on.
00:18:26Pay up or I'll call the police.
00:18:27I have nothing smaller than a twenty.
00:18:30Ah-choo!
00:18:32Say, you're soaking wet.
00:18:34Oh, sure.
00:18:35I've been waiting.
00:18:36Here you are, my lad.
00:18:37Change into something of mine.
00:18:38I always carry extra equipment.
00:18:40Oh, no.
00:18:40I'm all right.
00:18:41Now, go ahead.
00:18:41We can't carry on with sick troops, you know.
00:18:43You can change behind the car.
00:18:45Make it snappy.
00:18:52Say, uh, what's he done?
00:18:54It isn't what he's done, gal.
00:18:56It's what he might do.
00:18:58His instincts, you know, are all bad.
00:19:01He's been a terrible trial to me, but I've done the best that I could.
00:19:05If he but had the love of a good woman,
00:19:08someone to bring out the finer things in him,
00:19:10to restore his self-respect,
00:19:12then again he could become a man among men.
00:19:28Oh, Moore's Carnival!
00:19:29Yeah, Penguin Moore.
00:19:31That's me.
00:19:32You own this?
00:19:33Yeah, the hall works.
00:19:34Bright lights, music, the gay, pleasure-mad throngs.
00:19:37What throngs?
00:19:38Merring a figure of speech, my girl.
00:19:40Merring a figure of speech.
00:19:43Ladies and gentlemen, right out with this.
00:19:45Oh, come on, fellas.
00:19:46Hi, hello, Penguin.
00:19:47Glad to see you back.
00:19:48Hi, Alice.
00:19:49Um, you got change for 20?
00:19:51Are they still making those things?
00:19:55It won't make you fat.
00:19:56It'll make you thin.
00:19:57Come on.
00:20:09I'll bet an even baker's dozen that every bee that's buzzing
00:20:14tells his pretty flower you're his long-lost cousin.
00:20:19When you promise me kisses, the filling in my sweet tooth face.
00:20:28Because your lips are more enhancing than Grandma's chocolate icing.
00:20:40I keep a pantry full of sugar and spice, strawberry jam, and everything nice.
00:20:54But what could be much sweeter than someone like yourself?
00:21:03You belong on my top shelf.
00:21:12Yum, yum, yum.
00:21:14Yum, yum, yum.
00:21:14You're so delicious.
00:21:16You're sweeter than an angel cake.
00:21:20I'll bet an even baker's dozen that every bee that's buzzing
00:21:25tells his pretty flower you're his long-lost cousin.
00:21:30When you promise me kisses, the filling in my sweet tooth legs.
00:21:39Because your lips are more enticing than Grandma's chocolate icing.
00:21:44Yum, yum, yum, yum.
00:21:54You are the first lucky lady to get the dollar portrait for 25 cents.
00:21:58Right down that way, lady, after you're left.
00:22:01As soon as we get changed to the $20, we're on our way.
00:22:08Now listen, young lady, I've been waiting long enough.
00:22:11Either you give me $120, or this show is a pack.
00:22:14Now, patience, Sheriff, patience.
00:22:16I do not like to be rushed while I am bathing.
00:22:19In fact, I like to soak.
00:22:21After 47 minutes, you ought to be waterlogged.
00:22:32Oh, you come right out of there, young lady, or I'm going to come over there and pull you up.
00:22:37Why, Sheriff, police, after all.
00:22:47What's going on here?
00:22:48I was waiting for the head of this year's show to get out of the shower.
00:22:51Well, I'm the head of the show.
00:22:52Oh, you are.
00:22:53You blew Brownville last night, owing money to several citizens of our community,
00:22:57for use of the lot, gas, electricity, water.
00:23:01Matter of fact, you didn't pay for nothing.
00:23:04Just a minute, Sheriff.
00:23:05What is the attachment on this show?
00:23:07$120.
00:23:08$120.
00:23:09Well, there's your $100, and here's your $20.
00:23:11Now, thank you very much, Sheriff.
00:23:13That fixes up everything.
00:23:14Wait a minute, mister.
00:23:15I never ask anyone to pay off anything on my show.
00:23:18Who said I was paying off anything on the show?
00:23:20I merely want to buy the photographic concession for the Colonel.
00:23:22You mean, you want to pay $120 so the Colonel can use that Bloomin' Daisy around here?
00:23:27That's right.
00:23:28Well, let me tell you, mister, it ain't worth it.
00:23:30It's worth a lot more than that to me.
00:23:32Now, goodbye, Miss Moore, and thank you very much.
00:23:36Say, not a bad guy.
00:23:39And cute, too.
00:23:40Well, goodbye, Colonel, and lots of luck with the Bloomin' Daisy.
00:23:43Where are you going?
00:23:44Back to New York, of course.
00:23:46That's my suit you got on?
00:23:47Oh, it is.
00:23:48Well, I'll send it back to you.
00:23:50Which one of you is Penguin Moore?
00:23:52I am, why?
00:23:53Well, I'm Clem Prouty, owner of this flat.
00:23:55And I want that 20-buck lentil in advance that she promised me.
00:23:58Well, say, can't you give us a little while?
00:24:00Nothing, Dawn.
00:24:02I'll give you just 10 minutes to get the money.
00:24:04And either you'll put up or pack up.
00:24:06And I'll be waiting right here.
00:24:15Wait a minute.
00:24:17I'll get 20 bucks from these yokels for my Indian remedy if it's the last act of my life.
00:24:25Now, where do you think you're going?
00:24:26Well, with you, of course.
00:24:28Nowhere else to go now that the source of livelihood's been cut off.
00:24:31What a pity.
00:24:32Now, to the lack of only $20.
00:24:34Oh, I never saw such a mess.
00:24:36There must be some way to make $20.
00:24:38Say, I've got another attachment on the Bloomin' Daisy that I saved for just such an emergency.
00:24:42Now, you put one here, one here, and one here.
00:24:50Well, I'll try anything once.
00:24:55Here you are, young lady.
00:24:56Take care of my bag for me.
00:24:57Sure, bud.
00:25:00Beg your pardon, stranger.
00:25:02You look like an intelligent person, one who'd be interested in making a little easy money.
00:25:06Sure, who's going to mind me?
00:25:08I am.
00:25:08But in order to accomplish this feat, I shall have to secure a fortune of your chewing gum.
00:25:11What good gum going to do you?
00:25:13Ah, that's a secret.
00:25:14I've made hundreds of dollars that way.
00:25:17Now, we attach the little pea to the chewing gum.
00:25:20We attach both to the interior of the shell.
00:25:23It's whole.
00:25:24Follow me, stranger.
00:25:26I'll show you how it works.
00:25:30Well, well, well.
00:25:31The shell game, eh?
00:25:33The object of this game is to find out which shell the little pea is under.
00:25:36I've had a lot of experience along that line.
00:25:38Say, your shoelaces are in tight, young fella.
00:25:42Tell you what I'll do, young man.
00:25:44I'll bet you $20 that I can tell you where the little pea is.
00:25:46I'll bet you $22.
00:25:48$20 is all I want.
00:25:49$20 is the limit.
00:25:50Wait a minute.
00:25:50Take your money back.
00:25:51It was my idea.
00:25:52Oh, no, you don't.
00:25:53I had my money up first.
00:25:54You're unfair, sir.
00:25:55Do it, in fact.
00:25:56Just a minute.
00:25:57Just a minute.
00:25:58Say, young fella, didn't you have my money down first?
00:26:00Yes, I guess you did.
00:26:01That gives you the first chance to play.
00:26:03Sorry, mister.
00:26:04But it's an outrage.
00:26:04Money won that way will do you no good.
00:26:06Now, gentlemen, which shell hides the little pea?
00:26:09That one.
00:26:11It ain't there.
00:26:13No.
00:26:13Too bad, gentlemen.
00:26:15Too bad.
00:26:15Better luck next time.
00:26:17Amazing.
00:26:18The man must be a wizard.
00:26:19I'm glad I didn't bet any of my own money.
00:26:21And there you are, ladies and gentlemen, the great Indian princess Yo-Yo in the flesh.
00:26:26She speaks not a word of anything but her native tongue.
00:26:29Now, she brings this tonic to you from the sands of the desert, the rocks of the mountains,
00:26:34the land of the mighty red man.
00:26:36Now, you've never seen a sick Indian.
00:26:40They're all big, strong, mighty men of nature.
00:26:43And why are they all big, strong, mighty men?
00:26:46Because they use Princess Yo-Yo's Indian tonic exclusively.
00:26:51And now, my good people, this wonderful remedy is worth $5 a bottle.
00:26:56But we're not going to charge you $5.
00:26:58Oh, no.
00:26:59Nor $2.
00:26:59Nor $1.
00:27:01No, sir.
00:27:02You're going to buy this wonderful tonic for just $0.25.
00:27:06And because of the great affection the princess has for the people of this community,
00:27:11with every two-bit purchase, we're going to give you a bow made by the princess's own brother, Eagleby.
00:27:18Now, you say to yourself, what will I do with just a bow?
00:27:22Well, we'll tell you.
00:27:23With every $0.25 purchase of the Princess Yo-Yo's tonic, we're going to throw in an arrow
00:27:29so that you have the tonic and the bow and arrow, all for the trifling sum of $0.25.
00:27:36Come on, now, folks.
00:27:37Step up and get that first bottle.
00:27:38Don't miss this amazing opportunity to buy this great tonic for $0.25 a bottle, or five bottles for $1.
00:27:46Let me just take one bottle and pass it down among you.
00:27:48Just pull the fork out of that, my friend, and take a smell.
00:27:51And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, that you get a bow and an arrow free with this purchase.
00:27:57This is Jinx.
00:27:59Here's the $20 you need.
00:28:01Would you mind keeping an eye on the colonel's camera for me?
00:28:03Why, sure.
00:28:05Okay.
00:28:06And now, folks, step right up and get your bottle.
00:28:09Oh, colonel, where's he going?
00:28:12He thinks he's going to New York.
00:28:14He's the constable now.
00:28:16I'm constable.
00:28:17Constable, there's your man right there.
00:28:18And I am as guilty as he is.
00:28:20You come along with me, too, then.
00:28:21You can't fornake me out of money, those city slickers.
00:28:24First, you make me look ridiculous with that fish.
00:28:27Then you almost drown me on that silly raft of yours.
00:28:30Next, we become entangled with a broken-down carnival.
00:28:33And you get a bright idea on how to acquire $20, and we land in jail.
00:28:39You'd kept your mouth shut.
00:28:40I would have been on my way to New York right now.
00:28:42Are you sure you told that girl to take good care of the Bloomin' Daisy?
00:28:49A couple of tough fellas, they put up a great struggle, but I took them single-handed.
00:28:55Nobody ever gets away from me.
00:29:00Gee, Hossipats!
00:29:04I told you they were desperate.
00:29:06They must have dynamited.
00:29:07Well, this looks like an outside job.
00:29:16Do you realize we've broken the law on leaving the jail in that manner?
00:29:20Well, let's go back.
00:29:21Maybe you can think of a better way.
00:29:24Guess Morse is liable to get herself in serious trouble.
00:29:26If we're caught, she'll be as guilty as we are.
00:29:29Don't think she doesn't know it.
00:29:30She's one of those regular people I've been telling you about.
00:29:35Better go.
00:29:46Ah, howdy, Colonel.
00:29:48Well, ho, girls.
00:29:48How are you?
00:29:50Jinx.
00:29:51Yeah?
00:29:51Take him in with you.
00:29:52The cops might be here any minute.
00:29:54You know what to do.
00:29:55Right.
00:29:55You come with me.
00:29:56Oh, Miss Moore, don't you think...
00:29:57Don't argue.
00:29:57Come on.
00:29:57Oh, Miss Moore.
00:29:59If you get a chance to talk with him, keep your fingers crossed for me, will you?
00:30:03Okay, Colonel.
00:30:06She sure isn't giving herself the worst of the deal, is she?
00:30:09Come on, snapshot, Willie.
00:30:10Give me a hand.
00:30:12Welcome home.
00:30:19That'll make stuff at home.
00:30:20Oh, thanks.
00:30:25Miss Moore, I want you to know that I appreciate what you've done for us.
00:30:29Oh, skip it.
00:30:29You got my show out of a jam, and I got you out of one.
00:30:32It'll be spy.
00:30:36Do you always put salt on your apple pie?
00:30:38Sure, why?
00:30:39Well, I put salt on mine, too.
00:30:41Salt what?
00:30:42Well, Miss Moore, don't you think that could be a sort of a sign?
00:30:45Sure it is.
00:30:46It's a sign we both like salt in our apple pie.
00:30:52You know, you're not a bad-looking guy.
00:30:56Talk like you've been to school.
00:30:58You're the kind of a fellow that any girl might fall for.
00:31:03Nothing wrong, though, is your instincts are all bad.
00:31:06My instincts?
00:31:07Yeah, they're kind of crooked if you ask me.
00:31:09Why, Miss Moore, I want you to know that my business integrity has never been questioned.
00:31:14Oh, stop talking like a gentleman of circumstance.
00:31:17You mean you don't like gentlemen of circumstance?
00:31:20I should say not.
00:31:22Gentleman is just a polite word for loafer if you ask me.
00:31:26Oh, why don't you get an honest job and go to work?
00:31:29You might make something out of yourself.
00:31:31I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
00:31:34You did it.
00:31:35Did what?
00:31:36You crossed your fingers.
00:31:37So what?
00:31:38Well, Miss Moore, that is a sign.
00:31:40Now, wait a minute.
00:31:41What is this sign language?
00:31:43Well, when a boy and a girl both cross...
00:31:45What's that?
00:31:46It ain't the curfew.
00:31:55This is it, Moore's Carnival.
00:31:58All right, Sheriff, if you go that way, I'll go this way.
00:32:00We'll search every truck.
00:32:01Right.
00:32:01Come on.
00:32:06Get down.
00:32:07What?
00:32:07Get down.
00:32:08Finders.
00:32:09Come in.
00:32:14What do you mean by breaking in on a lady's privacy?
00:32:16I'm looking for a couple of jailbreakers.
00:32:20And there ain't no privacy when desperate criminals is at large.
00:32:26I got every reason to believe they're right with this carnival.
00:32:30Well, you don't think I'd have them in here, do you?
00:32:33You never can tell.
00:32:42Pardon, ladies, but I'm looking for a couple of fugitives.
00:32:44Fugitives?
00:32:45Mmm.
00:32:45Hmm.
00:32:46Oh, hey, if you find anybody, you say the prettiest one for me, will you?
00:32:49Very funny.
00:32:58Well, any success?
00:32:59No, not a trace of them.
00:33:00Well, what'll we do now?
00:33:01Well, I think we'd better get to a telephone and notify every sheriff in the state.
00:33:04That's a good idea.
00:33:05Excuse me, Sheriff.
00:33:06I'd like to suggest my remaining here and keeping an eye open, just in case.
00:33:09Well, it'll be all right with me.
00:33:10Thank you, sir.
00:33:16Oh, that was close.
00:33:18Okay, Colonel.
00:33:19How do you feel?
00:33:20Good night.
00:33:21He's stuck.
00:33:22Oh, don't worry.
00:33:22We can always use him for a camp chair.
00:33:24Oh, get me out of this.
00:33:25Oh, don't let it get you down, Colonel.
00:33:27I had an uncle.
00:33:28It was that way for years.
00:33:29He got us from looking through keyholes.
00:33:30Now, relax.
00:33:31That's it.
00:33:32Here.
00:33:33Here, hold him.
00:33:33That's it.
00:33:34Here, relax.
00:33:34You're too tense.
00:33:35Come on, relax.
00:33:36That's it.
00:33:37There you are.
00:33:38Here.
00:33:39That's it.
00:33:39Straighten up.
00:33:40Now, how do you feel?
00:33:41Oh, I'm fine.
00:33:41You're trying to?
00:33:42Oh, fine.
00:33:42I have to get four more ideas.
00:33:43Oh, no.
00:33:45Miss Moore, I've caused you a lot of trouble.
00:33:47I'd like to be of some help.
00:33:49If there's anything I can do.
00:33:51Why, sure you can be a help.
00:33:52As a roustabout in this show, you probably won't be worth your salt,
00:33:55but at least it's an honest job.
00:33:58Go back and tell the girls to come up here,
00:33:59and you bunk with the Colonel.
00:34:00A roustabout?
00:34:02Yeah, a roustabout.
00:34:03Oh, thank you.
00:34:17Swing it, hit it, pull it, tie it, swing it, hit it, pull it, tie it.
00:34:38Oh, calliope chain, put on your bonnet and bloop again.
00:34:44Oh, when you go boop boop, I'm happy to live long day.
00:34:48You're the talk of the town, calliope chain, put on your bonnet and bloop again.
00:34:54Oh, when you go boop boop, you bloop all my cares away.
00:35:00Last week, a bloke in the derby named Diger said he could tame a cat.
00:35:05Just then I played, hold that tiger, the tiger now holds the guy's hat.
00:35:11So, calliope chain, put on your bonnet and bloop again.
00:35:16Oh, when you go boop boop, you bloop all my cares away, away.
00:35:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, calliope chain, put on your bonnet and bloop again.
00:35:38Oh, happy to live long day.
00:35:42Oh, oh, oh, calliope chain, calliope chain, put on your bonnet and bloop again.
00:35:49Bloop, bloop, bloop all my cares all the way
00:35:53Last week a bloke and a dandy named Gagger
00:35:57Said he could tame a cat quill
00:36:00Just when I played hold the tiger well
00:36:02The tiger holds the night
00:36:04Put on your old sun bonnet
00:36:07While we swing this sonnet
00:36:09When you bloop, you bloop
00:36:12You bloop my cares all the way
00:36:19Good morning, gentlemen
00:36:21Good morning
00:36:22Ready for breakfast?
00:36:23Oh, breakfast, serve it right here
00:36:25No hurry
00:36:26We usually work a little around here before we eat
00:36:28Work?
00:36:29Here, put those on
00:36:30I protest
00:36:32I'm a concessionaire with this carnival
00:36:34And I wear what I please
00:36:34I don't care how you dress
00:36:36So long as you pound those tent stakes
00:36:42A little work never hurt anybody
00:36:46Good morning, Miss Moore
00:36:48Oh, hiya, Joe
00:36:49Oh, Miss Moore
00:36:50I've had a pretty good offer from the Jones show
00:36:52It isn't that I want to leave
00:36:54I have a wife and kid back in Connecticut
00:36:56Oh, I understand, Joe
00:36:57I don't blame you
00:36:58Your pay's been a little slow
00:37:00But, well, we'll get along all right
00:37:02I'll send you back pay as soon as we have a few good days
00:37:04Oh, forget it any time
00:37:06Oh, trooper's nothing
00:37:07If I could ever get paid, I'd quit this dump in a minute
00:37:09What are you crabbing about?
00:37:11Crabbing?
00:37:11She hasn't paid me a dime in months
00:37:13Don't you ever think of anything else besides money?
00:37:15Why don't you try smiling once in a while?
00:37:17You know, laugh and the world laughs with you, you know
00:37:21Oh, baloney
00:37:21Oh, why don't you try being like me?
00:37:23Oh, that's too much
00:37:25Very funny
00:37:26But at least I like everybody
00:37:27I'm a little happy
00:37:28Did you ever see any...
00:37:30Oh, now, wait
00:37:32Let's not go through all this again
00:37:33Really, I have enough trouble
00:37:35Goodbye
00:37:38Oh, now, wait a minute
00:37:41Let's get this thing straight
00:37:42You see, I'm really not an Indian
00:37:45Only kidding with that yo-yo stuff
00:37:47You know, just kidding
00:37:48In fact, I was born in Brooklyn
00:37:49You know, Brooklyn would be...
00:37:52Oh, now, wait, wait, wait
00:37:53Mr. Gaines
00:37:54Oh, good morning, Stano
00:37:56Good morning to you, sir
00:37:57I've been dreadfully worried about you
00:37:58A man at your position in an environment of this kind
00:38:01Don't worry about me, I'm all right
00:38:03Well, I'm glad to hear that
00:38:05Is there something I can do for you, sir?
00:38:07No, nothing at all
00:38:08Well, if you're not too busy
00:38:09You might try pounding some stakes for me
00:38:10No, Colonel, that would never do
00:38:12Just stay around in the background
00:38:13I'll see you later
00:38:14Yes, sir
00:38:14Come on, Colonel
00:38:19Oh-ho, what an invigorating morning
00:38:21I'm ready for an order of scrambled eggs
00:38:24A ration of bacon and a huge pot of coffee
00:38:26All right, you guys
00:38:27Start pounding this row of stakes
00:38:29And that row of stakes over there
00:38:30Then you can eat breakfast
00:38:31I protest, I'm a concessionaire
00:38:33So am I a concessionaire
00:38:34But we pound stakes around here before we eat
00:38:36I said that I would...
00:38:38I said pound that stake
00:38:41Yes, sir
00:38:44Oh, say, just a minute
00:38:45What's on your mind?
00:38:47How would you like to be the head man
00:38:49Of the best carnival in the world?
00:38:50Who wouldn't?
00:38:51How much would it cost?
00:38:53About 200 grand
00:38:54I'd like to have you pick one up for me
00:38:55Wouldn't you like a nice new electric train set, too?
00:38:58No, wait a minute
00:38:59You don't understand
00:39:00Stand up!
00:39:01Where would a punk like you get 200 grand?
00:39:03Yes, sir
00:39:04A blank check, please
00:39:05Yes, sir
00:39:06I want you to accompany this gentleman
00:39:07I'm going to buy a carnival
00:39:09A carnival, sir?
00:39:10Yes
00:39:10Just fill this check in for any amount necessary
00:39:13I want the very best
00:39:14Do you understand?
00:39:15Yes, Mr. Gaines
00:39:15Say, listen
00:39:16If this check bounces back on me
00:39:18I'm going to bounce right back on you
00:39:19I beg your pardon
00:39:20You're speaking about Mr. Gaines
00:39:21We never have check trouble
00:39:23Now, if you'll just come with me
00:39:24We'll attend to everything
00:39:25Hey, this is all over my head
00:39:27I don't understand
00:39:28Let me know when it's ready
00:39:29Yes, sir
00:39:35Take care of your own stake
00:39:36I'm having trouble enough with this one
00:39:43You pound this row
00:39:44I'll pound the other one
00:39:46Okay
00:40:02That's good
00:40:14Okay
00:40:15Okay, boys
00:40:35Hey, Colonel
00:40:36Come on over and help with these
00:40:38You'll do no such thing
00:40:40It's a fine job, Colonel
00:40:41Your steaks are all down
00:40:42You go ahead and have breakfast
00:40:44Thank you, Miss Hood
00:40:45Thank you
00:40:47Oh, good morning, Miss Moore
00:40:49So you can't even pound a few steaks
00:40:51Without Holland for help, huh?
00:40:52Oh, I didn't mean to
00:40:53You notice the colonel finished all of his, don't you?
00:40:54Oh, yes, but he
00:40:55Don't interrupt
00:40:56Look, you pound these steaks before breakfast
00:40:58If you can't do that
00:40:59Well, you'll just be right on your way
00:41:01Well, hi, officer
00:41:08Hope you like our show this year
00:41:10All right, can that
00:41:11The sheriff of this town
00:41:13I order you to pack up your troop and get moving
00:41:15And the sooner the better
00:41:16But why?
00:41:17Well, I got word from the last town that you hit
00:41:20That you're carrying a couple of crooks with you
00:41:22So come on, get going
00:41:23Oh, now, look, Sheriff
00:41:24I said get going
00:41:27Okay
00:41:28All right, boys, pack it up
00:41:34I beg your pardon, Sheriff
00:41:35But I believe if you give me a moment
00:41:36I can straighten out this little misunderstanding
00:41:38Can that stuff?
00:41:39Oh, no, no
00:41:39I want to present you with a portrait to take home to your wife
00:41:42Oh, well, that sounds all right
00:41:44There you are
00:41:44You stand right there
00:41:45Not too far away
00:41:46Here
00:41:46While I extend the lens
00:41:47Turn the little wheel
00:41:49Yes
00:41:49And pull the bulb
00:41:51Are you ready?
00:41:51Yes
00:41:51Hold it
00:41:52That's it
00:41:53I've had great success with these family portraits
00:41:55Now, if you'll bear with me just a moment
00:41:57I'll be going through the developing concept here
00:41:59And pull the little string here
00:42:01I believe I'll show you something
00:42:03That your wife's going to be very happy about
00:42:12So you're a fresh guy, huh?
00:42:14Now you grab that thing and get out of town
00:42:16Before I run you in
00:42:21Swing it, hit it, pull it, tie it
00:42:24Swing it, hit it, pull it, tie it
00:42:26Swing it, hit it, pull it, tie it
00:42:36I hope the new carnival will be the finest thing on wheels
00:42:40I want to make Penguin really happy
00:42:42Now listen, young Drogo
00:42:43Your idea of romance is a yacht here, a bracelet there
00:42:47An ermine coat thrown in, and now a new carnival
00:42:49Why, you're just a checkbook lover
00:42:51Don't you know by this time that this girl is different?
00:43:01All together now, boots
00:43:04That's it
00:43:06That's going to do you no good in the mud
00:43:08Get up out of the mud there, young Drogo
00:43:10We can't have this kind of species
00:43:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
00:43:21hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:42you're getting to be an expert at this oh thanks matter of fact you've been doing
00:43:46so well lately that I've decided to promote you to a better job oh that's
00:43:49great well what's it going to be here's your new outfit put it on tonight and you'll understand
00:44:05oh no you again how listen for the last time I am not an Indian
00:44:17please what is this you and oh look no comic valentines now go away I'm busy
00:44:26I can't go out there like this why not you look beautiful that's just the trouble now ladies and
00:44:32gentlemen that feature free attractions the show the world's greatest aerial artiste the one and
00:44:38only Miss Penguin Moore assisted by Don Cavalero thank you
00:44:47so
00:44:48no I
00:44:49I
00:45:05take off the rope
00:45:07no I
00:45:08I
00:45:09I
00:45:09I
00:45:09I
00:45:20I
00:45:21I
00:45:21I
00:45:21I
00:45:34The End
00:46:00The End
00:46:22Ladies and gentlemen, I
00:46:27Okay, officer, we'll be on our way
00:46:32But listen, girl
00:46:33Can't you see your way to give him another chance?
00:46:36You saw what happened tonight, Colonel
00:46:37I gave him a chance
00:46:38But he just doesn't belong in show business
00:46:41Oh, that's funny
00:46:42What's funny about that?
00:46:44Doesn't belong in show business
00:46:45Well, I don't suppose you ever heard of the great Drogo
00:46:48The great Drogo?
00:46:49The feature act of every show we ever played in
00:46:52Drogo?
00:46:54Drogo?
00:46:57Aerialist?
00:46:58Mm-mm
00:47:00Drogo
00:47:02Equestrian?
00:47:03Mm-mm
00:47:05Well, there was a Rogo
00:47:07Rogo's Lion Act
00:47:11Or was it Drogo?
00:47:14Drogo's Lions?
00:47:16Was that it?
00:47:17I didn't say it, girl
00:47:18Now remember, I didn't tell you
00:47:19Oh, Drogo's Lions
00:47:23That was the greatest act that ever played under the Big Top
00:47:26Well, I can see it now
00:47:27London, Paris, Vienna
00:47:29The applause of thousands
00:47:33What made him give it up?
00:47:34What's that?
00:47:35Why, there he stood
00:47:36Night after night
00:47:37With guns in his hands
00:47:39Then came a time
00:47:40When the animals weren't enough
00:47:42Oh, forget the past
00:47:44He'll come back, girl
00:47:45He'll come back
00:47:48I feel like a fool, Colonel
00:47:50Imagine me making him pound steaks
00:47:52In a silly two-by-four show like this
00:47:55Making out like I was a big shot
00:47:58I gotta talk to him, Colonel
00:48:05Drogo, come here
00:48:06Oh, I'm very busy, Miss Moore
00:48:07I wanna talk to you
00:48:10Miss Moore, I want you to know
00:48:12That I'm sorry about what happened in your act
00:48:14And I'll try to make up for it in any way I can
00:48:16Oh, forget about it, Drogo
00:48:18And stop tearing yourself out with the stuff around here
00:48:21Oh, that's very nice of you, Miss Moore
00:48:24I didn't ever expect you to speak to me again
00:48:26Don't talk like that, Drogo
00:48:28You make me feel so foolish
00:48:30I think I've been making you pound steaks
00:48:32And do things around here that any kid could do
00:48:35I wanna learn all I can and help
00:48:37You're going to
00:48:39You're going to go right back to the top where you belong
00:48:41You won't get in with the wrong people this time
00:48:43Because I'll take the guns out of your hands every night
00:48:47Guns?
00:48:48That's certainly nice of you, Miss Moore
00:48:50But I don't
00:48:50Now, you don't have to say anything
00:48:52I know we're gonna get along swell together from now on
00:48:56Oh
00:48:59Oh
00:49:03Colonel, what do you think?
00:49:04Why, Miss Moore just spoke to me
00:49:06And forgave me for what I did to her act
00:49:08She was so sweet, I can't get over it
00:49:11She said we'd get along swell together
00:49:13But certainly you'll get along swell together
00:49:15Why shouldn't two great showmen get along swell together?
00:49:17What do you mean?
00:49:18I don't know anything about the show business
00:49:19Well, I know you don't
00:49:21And you know you don't
00:49:22But, uh
00:49:22What?
00:49:23Well, I told her you were a great showman
00:49:25Oh, Colonel
00:49:26Why did you tell her a thing like that?
00:49:28Well, you're an imposter, aren't you?
00:49:30Well, isn't it better to be a good imposter than a bad one?
00:49:35What kind of a showman did you tell her I was?
00:49:37Well, I, uh
00:49:38I told her you were a lion tamer
00:49:40A lion
00:49:41A lion
00:49:41Colonel, come back here
00:49:44Why did you tell her that?
00:49:46Well, there are no lions with this show
00:49:48No
00:49:48Well, what have you got to worry about?
00:49:50Oh, boys
00:49:56Put this stuff there
00:49:57The truck over there
00:49:58Willie, you come with me
00:49:59Yes, ma'am
00:50:11Stay there and don't move
00:50:16Stay there and don't move
00:50:46Glad to see you, Penguin
00:50:47How are you?
00:50:48Oh, fine
00:50:48Sorry to get you up at this hour
00:50:50Oh, that's all right
00:50:51We couldn't sleep anyway
00:50:52What's on your mind?
00:50:53Well, I got a spot on my show for your lions
00:50:55You still got them, haven't you?
00:50:57Sure, there they are
00:50:58Come on
00:50:59Say, I got the best lion trainer in the business
00:51:01How about letting me take them
00:51:03And then the season will split
00:51:04Well, it's okay with me
00:51:05If it's okay with Mo
00:51:06It's okay with me, Joe
00:51:08Matter of fact, I'm glad you came
00:51:09We were just talking about
00:51:10Turning them over to the zoo
00:51:11Business has been so bad
00:51:13We can't even feed them
00:51:14Take a peek
00:51:19They don't look underfed to me
00:51:20Me either
00:51:21In fact, they look powerful healthy
00:51:25There's nothing to worry about
00:51:27All you gotta do is follow the instructions in this book
00:51:29Gives you their names, the tricks they do and everything
00:51:32Well, that's swell
00:51:33There you are, Willie
00:51:34Read it over carefully
00:51:35From now on, you're taken care of
00:51:37Come on, let's go
00:51:38Okay, we'll give you a hand
00:51:39You mean
00:51:41I guess you do
00:51:45Nero rolls over
00:51:49Nero
00:51:51Nero
00:51:53Nero
00:51:55Nero roll over
00:52:01That did it
00:52:09Good morning, Miss Moore
00:52:10Good morning, Drogo
00:52:11I think you ought to know
00:52:12What the colonel said
00:52:13Oh, don't blame him
00:52:14I'm happy to know
00:52:15That you're one of us
00:52:16Well, I certainly do want to be
00:52:18One of us
00:52:19There's something I want you to have
00:52:22It belonged to my dad
00:52:23He was a lion trainer, too
00:52:25Oh, thanks
00:52:27Drogo
00:52:29I want you to know
00:52:30How I feel about your scenes
00:52:31We're both showmen
00:52:32I liked you from the start
00:52:34But that was as far as could ever go
00:52:36Because, well, I had no idea
00:52:38You were my kind
00:52:39Miss Moore, I think you ought to know the truth
00:52:41Never mind
00:52:42It's what's going to happen
00:52:43That counts
00:52:44I'll certainly do my best
00:52:46You haven't any scratches on you
00:52:48Didn't the lions ever claw you
00:52:49Or jump you
00:52:50To tell the truth
00:52:51They never did
00:52:53Gosh, you must have been great
00:52:55Wouldn't you like to take up
00:52:56Where you left off
00:52:57Cracking the whip
00:52:58And hearing the applause
00:53:00Wouldn't you do it for me
00:53:02I guess I'd do just about anything for you
00:53:05Well
00:53:06Here they are
00:53:07Not much after what you've had
00:53:09But it's the beginning
00:53:10They're lions
00:53:11Don't expect too much of them
00:53:13Because they haven't been worked for quite a while
00:53:22You're going to train them loud
00:53:41Oh, it's no use, Colonel
00:53:43I can't go through with it
00:53:44Now, don't be silly
00:53:45Now, look
00:53:46You're a millionaire, aren't you?
00:53:47What's that got to do with it?
00:53:49Everything
00:53:49Why, you'd be the first millionaire lion tamer in the world
00:53:52Think of the honor
00:53:53And besides, I'm sure that nothing will happen to you
00:53:56Those lions are easy to work with, aren't they, Willie?
00:53:58That's what it says, yeah
00:53:59There, you see?
00:54:00Now, look
00:54:01I'm going to show you once more
00:54:02You need have no fear
00:54:04Why, no lion has ever been known to pass a chair
00:54:07Now, you advance boldly
00:54:09Chair in one hand
00:54:11And whip in the other
00:54:31All right, ladies and gentlemen
00:54:32Step right up and buy yourself a ticket
00:54:35To the greatest thrill of your life
00:54:37Thank you
00:54:37Feel this, folks
00:54:38The one and only
00:54:40The world's greatest lion tamer
00:54:42Is going to face fire
00:54:44Of the most ferocious
00:54:45How's it going?
00:54:46Oh, couldn't be better
00:54:47Step right up, ladies and gentlemen
00:54:49Here you are
00:54:50They got the smelling salts
00:54:51Yes
00:54:51The bandages
00:54:52Yes
00:54:53The iodine
00:54:54Yes
00:54:56I forgot, sir
00:54:58What?
00:54:58I forgot to feed
00:54:59Shh
00:55:02What's the matter, boy?
00:55:05Colonel, I can't go through with it
00:55:07Well, you love her, don't you?
00:55:09All you've got to do is to remember what I told you
00:55:11When you get in that cage
00:55:12Keep chatting with that chair
00:55:14And cross with your whip
00:55:16Listen to the boy, listen
00:55:17What a crowd
00:55:22Hurry up, Joker
00:55:23We can't hold it much longer
00:55:24They're waiting for you
00:55:25The lions?
00:55:26And all the people, silly
00:55:28Gosh, you look wonderful
00:55:29Now go on out there and knock them cold
00:55:33Tell me, Colonel, is he thrilled?
00:55:35Thrilled is not the word for it
00:55:37He's trembling
00:55:37With anticipation
00:55:39You want to go in?
00:55:41No
00:55:41No, I've got a better idea
00:55:45There
00:55:45Up
00:55:46Places
00:55:47Zero
00:55:48Caesar
00:55:49What?
00:55:50Beninic
00:55:50Kobe
00:55:53What's he trying to do, Colonel?
00:55:57He's working the cats from the outside
00:55:58Yeah
00:55:59Well, you wouldn't expect the great Drogo to do the usual thing
00:56:02Anybody can work lines from the inside of a cage
00:56:04What a man
00:56:05He's working them from the outside
00:56:09That may be swell, Colonel
00:56:10But I don't think these yokels understand that
00:56:13I'll tell them to do it the easy way
00:56:19Drogo, I think you'd better do it the regular way
00:56:21Oh, I knew it's fine from out here
00:56:23I know, but these people don't understand
00:56:25I think you'd better work on the inside
00:56:27Okay, folks, everything will be fine in just a minute
00:56:34Oh, there's what have to happen to me
00:56:36What's going to happen to you?
00:56:38Well, can't you see?
00:56:39The rain is going to ruin the act
00:56:40We can't put it on
00:56:42Oh
00:56:43Willie, put him away
00:56:44Yes
00:56:58How am I going to get back to my trailer?
00:57:09There you are
00:57:10That was winning you, Drogo
00:57:11Oh, no missing it
00:57:20Did you do that on purpose?
00:57:22What do you think?
00:57:30Did you do that?
00:57:31You figure it out
00:57:32Why, you
00:57:33You
00:57:34Now, wait a minute
00:57:35If you hadn't let your snooping instincts get the better of you
00:57:38All this wouldn't have happened
00:57:39After all I've done for you
00:57:41Why, for two pins, I'd
00:57:44Oh, you poor kid
00:57:46Never mind
00:57:47Someday you'll have a fine new carnival
00:57:49I don't want a new carnival
00:57:51All I want is good business for this one
00:57:54You mean you don't want a new carnival?
00:57:56No
00:57:57Mom, come on
00:57:58Come on
00:57:59Come on
00:58:27I should have known you years ago
00:58:34Where on earth were you long years ago
00:58:40I miss so much and dreamed so little
00:58:48Before you set my heart aglow
00:58:55I should have known the way you smile
00:59:02As I traveled each long lonely mile
00:59:10For memory lane should seem much sweeter
00:59:17If I had known you all the while
00:59:25Oh I'm so jealous of the flowers in spring
00:59:31For they know more than I about you
00:59:39They heard your laughter and the songs you sing
00:59:48Through all the years I spent without you
00:59:57I wish that I could truly say
01:00:06That I knew you long before today
01:00:13But we'll go away
01:00:22From here together
01:00:28And I shall love you all the way
01:00:39From here
01:00:43Wonderful girl, Penguin
01:00:47Real
01:00:47Sincere
01:00:49Different
01:00:51Yes, the others are all alike
01:00:52But she's different
01:00:53I know my boy
01:00:55I know
01:00:56Love
01:00:57Love
01:00:58What follies are committed in
01:01:01That's Francis Bacon
01:01:03Speak low
01:01:04If you speak low
01:01:06That's William Shakespeare
01:01:08Love is like hash
01:01:10You've got to have confidence in it
01:01:12To enjoy it
01:01:14That must have been Bob Hope
01:01:16Well
01:01:16Go to sleep my boy
01:01:18Or uh
01:01:19Are you?
01:01:32Good morning
01:01:33Good morning
01:01:35Oh yes sir
01:01:36Mr. Whitman
01:01:37Oh Mr. Whitman
01:01:39Yes Bates, what is it?
01:01:40Begging your pardon sir
01:01:41But I'm afraid we have gypsies on the ground
01:01:44Gypsies?
01:01:47Well Bates
01:01:48Do something
01:01:48Get rid of them right away
01:01:50Yes sir
01:01:50Right away sir
01:01:51Oh wait a minute Bates
01:01:52You speak gypsy?
01:01:54Oh no sir
01:01:55Oh never mind
01:01:55I'll go myself
01:01:56Order the chief's car
01:01:57Right away
01:01:58Yes sir
01:01:59Come on boys
01:02:00Hurry hurry hurry
01:02:01Come on this way
01:02:02Hear all about the big surprise I promise you
01:02:05What surprise
01:02:05Come on
01:02:06Everybody
01:02:07This way everybody
01:02:09What's gonna happen to me
01:02:12Now listen boys and girls
01:02:13I told you I'd bring you to the land of plenty
01:02:15Well here it is
01:02:16Why the food lies on the ground for the taking
01:02:18Did you say food?
01:02:19Right
01:02:20Groceries
01:02:21Grub
01:02:22Vittles
01:02:22Now some of you go that way
01:02:23And pick the berries from the vines
01:02:25The peas, beans, cabbages and other vegetables
01:02:27Are that way
01:02:28Let your stomachs be your guide
01:02:29Pick on
01:02:32And the watermelons
01:02:33And the watermelons
01:02:34Are that way
01:02:37Oh Willie
01:02:38Yes Mr. Cullen
01:02:40And the chicken house
01:02:41Is over there
01:02:42Chicken house
01:02:43Uh huh
01:02:44What am I waiting for?
01:02:45I don't know
01:02:45Me either
01:02:46Tell who
01:02:55Say Joe
01:02:55What's the idea of pitching here?
01:02:57Colonel's orders
01:03:00Colonel's orders?
01:03:01Well what are we gonna get for customers here?
01:03:04Feel mind?
01:03:05Quiet, quiet
01:03:06Ain't no use of squawking
01:03:08We all gotta go someday
01:03:09It's either gonna be you or me
01:03:11It ain't gonna be me
01:03:13Here
01:03:17You are
01:03:18Georgie
01:03:18Use plenty of cards
01:03:19Fulling it ain't no good without your
01:03:21Take your time
01:03:21Take your time
01:03:22Don't rush me
01:03:23The man's right
01:03:24Thank you
01:03:24You're welcome
01:03:25Now will you fix the powers please?
01:03:27First
01:03:27Oh wait a minute
01:03:29Come on
01:03:29Come on
01:03:31Come on
01:03:33Say Red
01:03:34Where'd you get these?
01:03:35Well the colonel told us
01:03:36We could pick anything we wanted to
01:03:37Oh he did eh
01:03:39Well I'm still getting orders
01:03:40around here I think get this stuff out of here yes a little more but the
01:03:48colonel say I don't care what the colonel said when I take anything it
01:03:51doesn't belong to us now put it back where you got it yeah make it snappy
01:03:54we'll all be thrown in the clink sound like we're practically in the clink all
01:03:59right fellas give it a quick
01:04:10this is a shame that put back these tender boys that would be kind of a
01:04:41shame what do you mean trespassing on private property now don't get excited
01:04:44mister you've got us all wrong oh have I well then I'm very sorry you see I'm
01:04:51penguin more and this is my carnival we got lost last night and wound up here we
01:04:55didn't know it was your property but we didn't take anything well if you didn't
01:04:58take anything I guess there's no harm done you've got quite a display would you
01:05:02like to look around oh I'd love to do you mind oh not at all it's a pin game over
01:05:07there I hate pins here's a merry-go-round oh it makes me dizzy what's this
01:05:13contraption oh this is a taffy machine would you like to see it work oh may I
01:05:19okay Bob I'll take care of it okay mechanical devices in treat me well
01:05:23here's the switch here you see and you put it down you see it goes around with the
01:05:26taffy on it right it's a dandy my favorite gear ratio
01:06:17you see what I saw why did you see something
01:06:21let's forget it
01:06:22farmers in the delt farmers in the delt hey
01:06:39drop that food thief thief oh pardon that's you well certainly it's me who did you expect
01:06:46I can't tell you how happy I am to see you I've been quite worried well Harry your worries are
01:06:50over
01:06:50come over here I want you to meet a friend of mine oh penguin uh this is my nephew Harry
01:06:57Whitman I'm
01:06:57one of his poor relations how do you do oh we've met oh good then we can get down to
01:07:02business how
01:07:02many weekend guests have you oh we have a whole house full there's the Vance Wiggins the Morton's
01:07:06the Dumont's that's enough Graham I said that's enough have them all come down here I guarantee
01:07:11they'll have a better time than they had in days weeks years it's that good I'll tell them
01:07:19tell them not to forget their wallets very good that sign son that's it now go right ahead with
01:07:25your work two little pieces of business to do here
01:07:32they'll never know the difference they'll never know the difference they'll never know the difference
01:07:56well our troubles are over happy days are here again don't you think you're very surprised is too
01:08:01much too much why these people couldn't have a good time unless they paid too much all right boys
01:08:34now two steps forward please two steps backwards now another one forward get away from me son you're
01:08:40annoying me hey colonel it's me hello how's business mom well how did that happen never mind step right
01:08:48this way folks and we'll go through the developing process there you are passes through the little hill
01:08:52and a little handle and the photograph drops in a little tank there's a charming portrait of yourself
01:08:57and family and the price is five dollars right but it's boring that may surprise you but it doesn't
01:09:01surprise me the price remains the same thank you do you mind getting out of the way please how
01:09:06about that man over there with it oh what a taffy there having fun oh yes and I appreciate you
01:09:12letting me run the machine oh that's all right so you can sell the taffy too if you like oh
01:09:16yeah I'd
01:09:17be delighted coffee coffee what do you mean we ain't got no right here the paddles are still three for
01:09:21a
01:09:21dollar a dollar what a dollar for a ten cent game oh Bob come with me anybody else coffee coffee
01:09:31listen buddy you don't have to get tough who's getting tough just a minute I'm sorry boys but
01:09:35we're putting the show on for private party I'll have to ask you to leave oh be nice baby you
01:09:40wouldn't
01:09:40want us to go now would you so it's one of those things okay do it the hard way that's
01:09:46all I wanted to
01:09:47know all right just a minute wait a minute oh you ain't heard the last of this oh no no
01:09:53here you are
01:09:54ladies and gentlemen three strikes for one dollar one dollar for thirteen hundred you can do better than
01:09:58that man let's try it again come on three strikes for an olive oh you'll never do it that way
01:10:03mister
01:10:03stand back and I'll show you the muscles needed
01:10:12the one the only really struggle get a table of the arena
01:10:20it couldn't be
01:10:21no waiting no delay purchase your tickets right away
01:10:24excuse me think of it folks a beer two dollars and fifty cents here we go folks don't rush don't
01:10:31hurry hurry hurry come on folks you see one of the first shows you ever saw in your life get
01:10:35in and
01:10:35out and give them everything you've got listen and when you don't know this but I really this is
01:10:39your chance to get back on top and you're gonna take it but I can hope everything goes all right
01:10:59uh
01:11:00my
01:11:11your
01:11:12Riffles up.
01:11:15May.
01:11:27Well, well, Mr. Drogo Gaines, the millionaire playboy is more cuckoo than I thought he was.
01:11:39Hey, boss, that ain't in the book.
01:11:44Look out, Mr. Drogo, here comes the land.
01:12:00The land can run 40 miles an hour.
01:12:03I'm sorry I read that.
01:12:10I told you I'd lead you to the land of plenty.
01:12:12Here comes the land of plenty.
01:12:13Come on.
01:12:13Come on.
01:12:13Come on.
01:12:13Come on.
01:12:21Come on.
01:12:22Come on.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:42Come on.
01:12:42What a lion in a moose cage for, it scares who.
01:12:46Rushing here, rushing there, nowhere to go.
01:12:49What's going on in there?
01:12:50The lion's loose.
01:12:51Lions?
01:12:53If I'm a hunt for lions, I've got to get me some bait.
01:12:58Chasing lions all the time.
01:13:04He ain't dead.
01:13:06Kitty, kitty.
01:13:07I sure hope I don't find him.
01:13:09There's more show going to be made than lion chasing all them people.
01:13:17Kitty, kitty, kitty.
01:13:18Come and wear that lion.
01:13:40I'll put you in your car in that time.
01:13:42I've got to be more careful.
01:13:47My blood pressure won't stand us.
01:13:52Kitty, kitty, kitty.
01:13:55Kitty, kitty.
01:14:01Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:14:11Kitty, kitty.
01:14:12Come on.
01:14:13Nice baloney.
01:14:14Come on, kitty, kitty.
01:14:15Kitty, kitty.
01:14:15Nice baloney.
01:14:18Get in there.
01:14:24Was that me talking?
01:14:35It's all right, folks.
01:14:37Everything's taken care of.
01:14:38Nothing to worry about.
01:14:45Coffee, coffee.
01:14:47Toffee, toffee.
01:14:48Dollar a bag.
01:14:49Dollar a bag.
01:14:49We don't want no toffee.
01:14:51Come on, boys.
01:14:53Toffee, toffee.
01:14:54Toffee good.
01:14:56April!
01:14:58April!
01:14:59April!
01:15:00April!
01:15:01April!
01:15:01April!
01:15:01April!
01:15:02April!
01:15:03April!
01:15:03I'm a bit of a fan to'?
01:15:03Hey, you beautiful.
01:15:04Now listen.
01:15:05I told you I'm putting the show on for a private party.
01:15:07Well, this is my private party.
01:15:09How about it, boys?
01:15:10Yeah!
01:15:11Wait a minute.
01:15:12You heard what the lady said...
01:15:13Now get going.
01:15:14Oh, glamour boy, huh?
01:15:15Oh
01:16:04Oh
01:16:26Oh
01:17:10Oh
01:17:16Oh
01:17:25I've been looking all over for you. I got the new kind of a pocket porter show what should I
01:17:30do with it?
01:17:46Oh
01:18:39Oh
01:18:54Oh
01:18:54Sorry, Keith, sorry
01:19:04Hey! Victory is ours!
01:19:09Victory is ours, but my circus is ruined. Well now, don't let that worry you. My rich nephew will pay
01:19:14for everything. Oh, Harry
01:19:15Where are you? Here I am
01:19:20Oh
01:19:23Pardon my appearance
01:19:24It's quite disarray. Well, never mind. I'll have everything fixed. There you are. What more can you ask?
01:19:29Meantime, let's celebrate by coming up to my house and having dinner. Oh, I'd be delighted, but I haven't a
01:19:34thing to wear
01:19:35That fact the house is full of clothes
01:19:36May I? Why certainly
01:19:43I'm in an awful predicament. The new carnival's over at Portisville. What am I going to do?
01:19:47The new carnival? Good, good. Now, you run along with the rest of them and leave everything to me. Yes,
01:19:52but I just...
01:19:53Go right ahead now. Don't you worry
01:19:57Say, George
01:19:58Yes, Colonel
01:19:59Do you still burn the barn down every weekend? Yes, sir
01:20:02Tonight? Nine o'clock sharp
01:20:04Fine
01:20:06Hey, boy
01:20:07Come here
01:20:08Get it out of here
01:20:09Get it out of here
01:20:11Now, wait a minute
01:20:11I want you to wrap up this carnival and put it in that big barn down the road about a
01:20:15half a mile
01:20:15Then I want you all to go over to Portisville
01:20:17There's a new carnival over there, bigger and better
01:20:20I want you to help set it up
01:20:22Now, come on, get going
01:20:32Say, hello
01:20:33Penguin, you're beautiful
01:20:36You're a little uncharmed, Miss Moore
01:20:38Dinner deserves it
01:20:39Thank you, Bates
01:20:40Right this way, everyone, for the victory dinner
01:20:43Tell the pretty power to his long-cost cousin
01:20:47When you promise me kisses
01:20:52You're feeling in my sweet toothache
01:20:56Oh, no
01:20:58Keep your hands off that chair
01:20:59I've had that one pulled on me before
01:21:01As you wish, Madam
01:21:02Okay
01:21:09You know, I'm awfully happy that they have chicken tonight
01:21:12I never eat anything but chicken
01:21:15That's water
01:21:18One, two, three, four
01:21:22A four-legged chicken
01:21:24That's cute, a four-legged chicken
01:21:26A three-legged chicken
01:21:33A three-legged chicken
01:21:35That's a novelty
01:21:36A three-legged chicken
01:21:38What's the idea?
01:21:40Oh, you wouldn't like that
01:21:41That's no good
01:21:42No good
01:21:43Well, here we are
01:21:44Back to normal again
01:21:48That's kind of muscular, isn't it, huh?
01:21:51It's nearly nine o'clock, sir
01:21:52Oh, so it is, Bates
01:21:54Shuffled well?
01:21:55Yes, sir
01:21:55All right, everyone
01:21:56Let's hurry with the usual drawing for positions on the fire trucks
01:21:59To see who the lucky people are
01:22:01Will you draw Uncle Carlton?
01:22:03Yes
01:22:03Oh, mine's a blank
01:22:05Better luck next time
01:22:07Well, I drive the chemical truck
01:22:09That's nice
01:22:09I'll just ride along with Mr. Gaines
01:22:11Why, Colonel, this is not a blank
01:22:13You two ride on the chemical wagon
01:22:15By the way, Harry, what are you burning tonight?
01:22:17Oh, the same old barn
01:22:19Oh, that's terrible
01:22:20What's the matter, Uncle Carlton?
01:22:22Well, how was I to know that you're still burning the same old barn?
01:22:24In order to save the carnival from the hoodlums
01:22:26I have the boys hide at the barn
01:22:28You mean the carnival's on fire?
01:22:29I mean exactly that
01:22:30My carnival?
01:22:31Well, how was I
01:22:32Well, how was I
01:22:32She said the car was on fire
01:22:35She said the car was on fire
01:22:35Oh, come on
01:22:37Come on
01:22:38Come on
01:22:38Everybody have a fire
01:22:39Come on
01:22:40Come on
01:22:41Come on
01:22:45Take it easy
01:22:48What don't you think I ought to do the driving?
01:22:50Don't be silly
01:22:51I've been pushing trucks around all my life
01:22:52All right, let it go
01:23:18Where is the fire?
01:23:19Never mind the fire
01:23:21We're not going there
01:23:22What do you mean?
01:23:23Keep going straight ahead
01:23:25And release them into Porter's Vale and the new carnival
01:23:27And what about the fire?
01:23:29Well, you told me to get rid of her carnival, didn't you?
01:23:31Maybe when she sees the new one, she'll forget the old one
01:23:34Oh
01:23:44Toby!
01:24:12Take it easy!
01:24:16Oh!
01:24:17Go away!
01:24:19Somebody's waggling me hurt!
01:24:20It'll be me!
01:24:26Hey!
01:24:27Hey!
01:24:28Come move over!
01:24:30Hey!
01:24:42Get off the road!
01:24:43That's not fair!
01:24:59Hey!
01:25:00Run!
01:25:00Let me go!
01:25:01Hey!
01:25:02Hey!
01:25:02Cut them out!
01:25:03Please!
01:25:04Please, fellas!
01:25:05Please!
01:25:05Oh, no, no.
01:25:13Hey!
01:25:15What?
01:25:16It's tricky.
01:25:18Hey, get me out of here!
01:25:20Do something.
01:25:21Get her down.
01:25:22Oh, yes.
01:25:23Get her down.
01:25:24Oh!
01:25:26Hey!
01:25:28Oh!
01:25:35Oh!
01:25:42Well, here we are.
01:25:45Yay, the planet.
01:25:46It's beautiful, wonderful.
01:25:48And all for the love of a girl.
01:25:51If the world's fair on wheels,
01:25:52I couldn't have picked a better one myself.
01:25:56Ah, it's beautiful.
01:25:58More in games.
01:26:00That's you and me.
01:26:02Do you really mean?
01:26:03Yes, for keeps.
01:26:04Oh!
01:26:05Oh!
01:26:06Oh!
01:26:06Oh!
01:26:09Well, so what?
01:26:15Hey!
01:26:16Maybe you got something there.
01:26:34I'm kind.
01:26:37Oh!
01:26:37Oh!
01:26:44Hey!
01:26:48Oh!
01:26:51Your God!
01:26:59Oh!
01:26:59Uh!
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