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00:05Previously on Below Deck Med.
00:09Look at these moves.
00:11One bar stewies for now and as time goes on I can delegate second stew.
00:16Interesting.
00:17You guys like the pantry spot.
00:21Aisha favouring Kayleigh a bit more.
00:24I do have years more experience than Kayleigh.
00:26How is it that a green stewardess is leading service?
00:29How am I the one stuck in cabins?
00:31I might do another vacuum.
00:33We just, Kat and I just vacuumed.
00:35Oh, did you?
00:35Yeah.
00:37I said it's done.
00:39Jen's giving mean girl energy right now.
00:41I hate it. I hate it.
00:43Right, Luke into position, love.
00:44Do you like Luke?
00:45He's sexy and he's older.
00:47Why are you loving?
00:48I don't know why you're laughing.
00:49I'm loving chatting to Joy and Jen.
00:51Voila.
00:52Jesus Christ.
00:53Oh, we just haven't really talked?
00:54The way he was treating women was .
00:56I was like, do I really want to be in this person's company anymore?
01:01And I don't.
01:02Oh, .
01:03This is?
01:04How's it going?
01:07Good.
01:07Looks just like he's better.
01:08Aw.
01:09I'm very happy.
01:10It's amazing to see.
01:11Indeed.
01:13Has my mum got cancer?
01:14I do not want you to find out like this.
01:16This is my mum.
01:17This is my everything.
01:18I do not want you to come back.
01:20I want you to stay.
01:21I'm good now.
01:22Sorry, ma.
01:22I'm good now.
01:24****ing hell, sorry, ma.
01:25I've known Nathan for two weeks.
01:27Have I seen him with his child and bring Gail, who me and Gail don't really get along?
01:32He's talking about Gail.
01:34The little bit of beef that we had went out to them.
01:37I heard you mention Gail's name.
01:39I'd say that you and her don't get along.
01:41And I'm ****ing pissed.
01:42Keep her name out of your ****ing mouth.
01:44Don't let me ****ing hear something more.
01:55I swear to God, the issue that you have a Gail, just cut it out.
01:58Yeah.
01:58I'm not going to let you sit there.
02:00I'm ****ing bad matter.
02:02I didn't bad with Margaret.
02:03To me, you did.
02:04That's my girlfriend.
02:05That's the ****ing mother in my ****ing chair.
02:07You ****ing respect what I'm saying to you.
02:09I respect it completely.
02:10Okay, thank you.
02:11Don't do it.
02:12Don't do it.
02:13My next reaction isn't going to be ****ing nice, man.
02:15I swear to God.
02:16That wasn't my intention.
02:17Okay?
02:18Okay, easy.
02:19Easy.
02:23I'm so glad we don't have any beef in the interior.
02:26I'm pissed off.
02:27Why?
02:28I'm going to go.
02:28What's that all about?
02:30****ing gay.
02:31Nothing.
02:31All good though.
02:32**** him.
02:33Whoa.
02:35What did he say?
02:36Oh.
02:37Me and Gil don't get along.
02:38Daddy are in.
02:39Just keep her ****ing name out of your mouth.
02:41Don't try to infiltrate everyone's perception of her.
02:44And I agree with that.
02:46But the thing is, he just got the news about his mum.
02:49He's probably in a weird place.
02:51I don't give a ****.
02:52If that's where you draw the line.
02:53It is where I draw the ****ing line.
02:55What was I talking about?
02:56He's overreactive, very aggressive, and I let him be.
02:58I can't stay out or else I'm going to end up ****ing hitting him.
03:01Take a breath.
03:02Yeah.
03:04Go on.
03:05I don't know what Joe's problem is with Gil.
03:08You're the princess.
03:09Oh.
03:10You're a prick.
03:11But he's been talking **** about her to anyone who listens.
03:15She hates the hero.
03:17She said I'm a proper prick.
03:18To disrespect not only a woman, but the mother of my ****ing child.
03:22I'm not going to stand for that.
03:25No, but honestly.
03:27I know I can have your buddy for free.
03:29I genuinely like, I want to really think about it.
03:32Do you want some?
03:33But afterwards?
03:35Come on!
03:36Put it on my nose.
03:39I'm just looking at you.
03:41I took this picture recently.
03:43You look like your mama.
03:44You don't have brother and sister.
03:46Wait, are you an only child?
03:47Yeah.
03:47Me too.
03:48Really?
03:49Yeah.
03:49You like to share things?
03:50I don't like those two of my men.
03:52Yeah, okay.
03:52Absolutely, **** not.
03:54Yeah.
03:55Can we please go out and dance?
03:57Ah!
03:58I don't know why I made the noise.
04:00Do it, mom.
04:01Ah.
04:02Oh.
04:03You're going to pose trouble.
04:05I'm not trouble, you're joking.
04:06Mmm.
04:06Let's go.
04:07I'm like a...
04:10liability.
04:12The reason I literally got it, every time I went to like a new country and met new people,
04:16they'll be like, you're a bit of a liability, aren't you?
04:17And I thought people were pranking me at a certain point.
04:20And then I realised it's just me, I'm the problem.
04:22I'm only a liability on the nights out.
04:24I hope.
04:26I promise I'm not that bad.
04:27Don't lie.
04:28This reaction's making it way worse.
04:30No, it's not.
04:31It's fantastic.
04:32Okay, are we going then?
04:33Yay!
04:34Yay!
04:35I don't want to ****ing talk about a ****ing table.
04:38Like...
04:39I'm covered.
04:40We are.
04:40We are.
04:41We're walking to like, mid-able skies.
04:44Look at those ****ing clothes, bro.
04:45That's all the wall is.
04:46We're going to a ****ing castle.
04:48Cooper!
04:49Ah!
04:49Good day!
04:50Yay!
04:56Yay!
05:02Yay!
05:05Yay!
05:06Oh, darling.
05:07Say hi, daddy.
05:08Hello, baby boy.
05:10This is the first time I've been away from Gail and my son since he's been born.
05:14That's what's important to me.
05:16You too.
05:17Not you.
05:18It is tough, because at the back of your mind you want to text and you want to call all
05:23the
05:23day.
05:23But I have to try focus solely on work.
05:26To be able to spend one night with them, it just resenters me and humbles me.
05:31What?
05:31Nothing.
05:32You look like you're about to vomit out something and you're trying to hold it in with all your
05:36power.
05:38Yeah.
05:38I pissed it off.
05:39Why?
05:40We're at dinner.
05:41I heard Josie.
05:42Oh, but me and Gail has our problems.
05:44Mm-hmm.
05:44He said that?
05:45Yeah.
05:45I'm not going to Stanford.
05:47I'm sorry you're putting that position.
05:48He's never been able to articulate whatever his problem is with me.
05:52He disrespected me.
05:53He disrespected literally every girl in his wake.
05:57He has no moral grounds.
05:58Yeah.
05:58It was just a bit of a shock when I found out he was here again.
06:01Mm-hmm.
06:02I don't want Nathan to have to go through a season with this back and forth because of
06:07our bad blood.
06:08It makes me nervous knowing that he's going to be on a boat with him for six weeks.
06:12I'm just questioning if being here is the right decision.
06:16Nathan is now the father of my child and I want to protect my family.
06:20Don't you stress.
06:20You don't need us.
06:22Yeah.
06:23We can't help it then.
06:25Thanks, girl.
06:27You're grabbing my titties.
06:28It's cool.
06:29Woo!
06:30Oh, my God.
06:32We're not doing that.
06:33Woo!
06:33Woo!
06:34Not only do I find you sexy, Chuck, then that's the obvious.
06:37I gently find you slow .
06:40This night has been so mentally challenging.
06:43I've just got the worst news of my whole entire life.
06:46I've got Nathan on my back saying that he wants to rip me apart.
06:49I just need to release from reality and distract myself of what's going on.
06:53And let me tell you, Kayleigh's a very good distraction.
07:00Joy.
07:01Yes.
07:02Hi.
07:03Hi.
07:04How are you?
07:13I'm a big girl.
07:15I know you are.
07:17Seriously?
07:19Ugh.
07:19No.
07:21I can't believe you are coming.
07:25My puppy, I'm coming.
07:27Yes.
07:28My son is superior.
07:30I think she sleeps.
07:33I know.
07:33Some people have to lie.
07:35Because Jen is hard and full of lust.
07:39She's just like, I can go home with her.
07:42Jen's a very sweet girl.
07:44She shows me an infection I kind of like.
07:47However, when Joy looks at me, I see something deeper.
07:50I just want Joy to show that she likes me too.
07:53Joy, you okay?
07:55Me and Nathan are never going to be the same.
07:57You do not like that.
07:59I'm done for you.
08:01I don't know if it's nice to tell them to manage you.
08:04But Jerry's coming.
08:06And I will play you just in the big side.
08:09We're a team and I love you.
08:12Hey, go on.
08:13With Joe and Nathan, there is so much residual anger from the past.
08:19But they need to find a way to get back on the same wavelength.
08:22If only for the sake of the boat.
08:24Girls, girls, girls.
08:26All girls.
08:27I'm so happy to be surrounded by two alpha males.
08:29Okay.
08:30F***ing debrief, go.
08:32Obviously, Luke is my number one interest.
08:36Thank you, Sam.
08:37There's f***ing nine of us.
08:38Yeah.
08:39Which makes it the f***ing quadruped of doom.
08:41Guys, I want a boat full of cats.
08:44What?
08:45Oh my God, Akira won.
08:46That's not true.
08:47Oh my God.
08:49How soft is this carpet?
08:50Wow.
08:51Can we go and chill in your cabin?
08:52No.
08:54We're not going to chill in my cabin.
08:56Sorry, my friend.
08:57No worries.
08:58Good night.
08:59Can't blame me for trying.
09:00Anything great is not easy to get.
09:03Men are weird.
09:04Jesus.
09:05What are you doing now?
09:06I was going to go and lay up says with Joe.
09:09Advice to you would be, do you ever think it's more than a fling?
09:13It's not.
09:14No, the single part of me don't like to be in a relationship.
09:17Give, give, give, give.
09:17I know I'm not ready for anything serious because I am on my travel bug, my single girl era.
09:25I'm enjoying being so independent and slowly figuring out who I am.
09:30So, why not have some fun together?
09:33Just lie down for a little bit.
09:34It's freezing.
09:35Why do you have a face mask on?
09:37Why not?
09:38Did you bring that yourself?
09:39Of course.
09:40I want to sit somewhere, but I don't know where to sit.
09:43You're back.
09:43You're just a simple girl.
09:45I'm holding it my smile.
09:47I want to get the full effect.
09:49Is that all right?
09:52I like this, but we've got to make it work throughout the whole season.
09:56I don't really want anything serious.
09:58Do you want anything serious?
09:59Oh my God.
10:00Okay, cool.
10:00Thank you so much.
10:01Beautiful.
10:02Aw, we're so cute.
10:03We are.
10:04I think we look good together.
10:06I definitely think Cooper's cute.
10:07I don't know why.
10:08He just makes me kind of giggle like a little girl again.
10:10Like, I'm just like, it's literally off your face.
10:12Because you, I'm sitting here yapping.
10:14I want to kiss you so bad, but I am sad.
10:29I like it.
10:30Me too.
10:32Let's go to bed.
10:33See ya.
10:34Good night.
10:35Nothing's serious, right?
10:36No seriousness.
10:38That was cute.
10:39Joe's up to something.
10:42I need to want him all.
10:44Ciao.
11:01Let's do something for those little muppets.
11:04Just over there.
11:06Hello, big guy.
11:08I had a night of lessons is what I had.
11:09Yeah, so what went on?
11:11So I was making out with him last night.
11:13That's hilarious.
11:14And then the...
11:179-1.
11:18Not too much I hope today.
11:20I don't want it to be anything more.
11:22I'm the girl version.
11:23I've heard that before too, so just don't get hurt.
11:26Yeah.
11:26Morning, Jan.
11:27I'm like...
11:30What time is it?
11:31It's like three minutes to nine.
11:33Is Nathan here?
11:33Probably.
11:34Child to do then?
11:35We're looking up town this time.
11:36Oh, we're a town.
11:37Hoyas, main salon.
11:39I'm going to go to the bridge.
11:40Go, Joe, Captain.
11:41Very good.
11:45Morning, boys.
11:46Joe.
11:47Yo.
11:48All right, let me get change quickly.
11:50I'll have a chat.
11:53Why are you having a chat with Nate?
11:55I don't know.
11:56Joe.
11:57I can't go through this entire season with me and Joe butting heads like this.
12:01Joe, Joe, Nathan.
12:02Can you meet me in the mandate, please?
12:04Copy, on my way.
12:05I don't know what's going to happen, but it can continue the way it's continuing right
12:09now.
12:11Okay, now we're chatting.
12:13Let's do this.
12:16Coming up.
12:17Do you mind just moving in, please?
12:19Bro, I was moved off the rail, now you're telling me to move in.
12:22Like, any more instructions?
12:23Like, you want me to go into the downstairs center?
12:25I'm going to rip your face off.
12:34Listen, by the last night, man, I just, I just don't appreciate Jail's name being brought
12:40up life, honestly.
12:41Yeah.
12:42I won't have it again.
12:43Thanks, man.
12:43I'm not going to let our issue affect our team.
12:46Mm-hmm.
12:46On a personal note, I'm sorry, honestly.
12:49I promise not to react like that again.
12:52Let's just be simple because...
12:54No problem.
12:55Rollercoaster of emotions you're just doing life.
12:57Well, thanks for coming to talk to me.
12:58You've been f***ing super on deck, man.
13:00I'm actually really happy with your work.
13:02System in place is listen to the bossing, no stepping on toes, and let's f***ing have
13:09a good season.
13:10End of day.
13:11I'm actually surprised how this conversation went.
13:13Like, if we can stay like this and stop seeing red all the time, that's hopeful.
13:17The two stop wearing Irish and never put Liam.
13:20Yeah.
13:20Luke, so how's deck going?
13:22Yeah, good.
13:22It was good, yeah?
13:24And you interior?
13:25I'm good, so good.
13:26Yeah?
13:26Yeah, Aisha's just such a good energy and the girls are so good.
13:28So, like, on it as well, because I'm not that experienced.
13:32Oh, really?
13:32Yeah, but I mean, I was sold to you, so you do learn a lot, obviously.
13:35On paper, it doesn't look like I've done that much yachting.
13:38This is the first time I've ever worked on a boat this big, but I've done hospitality
13:42since I was literally 17, so maybe I'm better than I thought I was.
13:46You have such a good attitude, though.
13:47Aw, thanks.
13:48Everything else.
13:49Yeah.
13:49Inflate, install, clean the deck, get the next one, because we want it to stay
13:53orderly as you're launching.
13:55We want to look good.
13:57Yeah, we do.
13:57You do it this way, correct, or this way?
14:00No.
14:00You're going to want to do it that way, tuck, and then fold.
14:04Right.
14:05You did so good.
14:06I've been doing this s*** since I was 19.
14:09I became a chief stew when I was 20 years old.
14:12The fact that I can even say I've been a chief stew already is absolutely insane.
14:16And once you're done, make sure this is all this.
14:18Yeah, of course.
14:19Oh, my God, yeah.
14:19I really have that eye for detail that the other girls don't seem to have.
14:23So I definitely feel like I should be a shoo-in for seconds to smooth it all out.
14:28Slay.
14:30Okay.
14:32Yeah.
14:34Girls, girls, can you please meet me in the dining room for our preference sheet meeting?
14:39Deck crew, deck crew, come to the bridge for our preference sheet meeting.
14:42Copy, copy.
14:44Preference meeting, of course, I look like I went to the wall.
14:47The client we're getting now, I've had twice.
14:50Johnny and Michelle!
14:52Awesome!
14:52He's a very famous baseball player.
14:54Do you know who they are?
14:55Yeah.
14:56I've had him as a charter guest before.
15:00Oh!
15:00Oh, yeah!
15:01They're a good time.
15:02You know them, so you're going to teach me what they like.
15:04A hot food, cold beer.
15:06Oh, okay.
15:07Johnny and Michelle Damon are at the helm of this lively and glamorous charter.
15:10They are eager to play with the water toys and keep the party going hard.
15:14And let me tell you, they love to party.
15:17Fam!
15:18.
15:20They're joined by friends, Janessa and her globetrotting boyfriend, Mark.
15:24Close friend, Joseph and his girlfriend, Addie.
15:26Plus, Michelle's best friend, Shayla.
15:28And her entrepreneur son, Hunter.
15:30Is that Fabio?
15:32For their first dinner on board, they want an extravagant banquet reminiscent of ancient Rome.
15:39Johnny and Michelle want Kevin to do dinner with them.
15:41So, it's a buffet, this one?
15:43Yeah.
15:43The next day, they think it would be fun to do a real dine-in-the-dark experience pitch black.
15:48Eating in the dark is like a swinger mood.
15:51It's so weird.
15:52For after dinner, the crew will transform part of the yacht into a thrilling escape room-style challenge.
15:58What I love.
15:58I love that.
15:59I've actually done this on a previous boat.
16:01I hate that, but I'm so excited to go back and research this right now.
16:04Oh, really?
16:06I'll do that.
16:06I'll do that.
16:07Thank God.
16:08Oh, my God.
16:08I love you.
16:09We have another awesome charter.
16:11I can feel it.
16:12Yeah, you can.
16:13All right.
16:13I'm going to be up all night with these guests.
16:21Oh, crew.
16:22Oh, crew.
16:22You've got one hour.
16:23What's that?
16:24Is Tixie Snowworth off here?
16:26Yeah.
16:26When it comes down to it, right, talking.
16:28Mm-hmm.
16:29It's two lines, man.
16:30You'll get there.
16:31Yeah.
16:31Just always keep up mentality where you want to learn.
16:34Yeah.
16:34Well, you make it easy.
16:35You direct very well.
16:37Cheers, bro.
16:38You make me excited to learn.
16:40I love it.
16:41I promise.
16:41Thank you, man.
16:42I know I'm a greenie, but I want Nathan to know that I'm here to take this serious and give
16:46everything I've got.
16:47You can't disappoint the deck daddy.
16:50You'll be a good dad.
16:51Hey.
16:53Girls, girls, can you come to the main salon?
16:57Let's do it.
16:58So, I just wanted to say to you guys, thank you so much for Charter One.
17:04I'm just so blown away.
17:06Today, I am going to assign a second stew.
17:10I want everyone to know that they are so valued and you're all incredible stews.
17:16You're very, very talented.
17:17But Kayleigh, I am going to make you my second stew.
17:22Because you are just like humble, head down, what is best for the team mentality, which
17:27is so important.
17:28So, well done.
17:30Well done.
17:31Yeah.
17:32Yay.
17:33Hey.
17:33Thank you, Aisha.
17:35Alrighty.
17:36Are you serious?
17:41Oh, I'm not so sure if I'm the right choice for this.
17:44Jen already hates me.
17:46I'm like myself.
17:50You're welcome.
17:51Let's do it.
17:59Kayleigh, I am going to make you my second stew.
18:04So, well done.
18:05Hey.
18:05Thank you, Aisha.
18:07Something that I've learned in my career is that you can't always look to the resume
18:11to decide who goes in what role.
18:14Let's do it.
18:16You're welcome.
18:17Jen might have more experience on paper, but Kayleigh has got this drive and this determination
18:25and so much enthusiasm.
18:28She's like a little scrappy-doo.
18:30I think Kayleigh's better than even she realises.
18:32It'll be a great season.
18:34Yeah, I will.
18:35I appreciate it.
18:36Let me finish folding this.
18:38I need something to do with my hands or I'll sleep.
18:40Here, I can help with my stuff.
18:41Congrats.
18:42Thanks.
18:42I'm sorry.
18:42Oh my God, that's huge.
18:44Do you want that?
18:45I'm very deserved.
18:47I literally just wanted to grab my pants.
18:48I'll do it when it's a bit less busy in here.
18:50I'll come back back on.
18:51Oh no.
18:53Unfortunately, in this industry, being a suck-up helps.
18:57And I'm not very good at that because I'd rather my work keep for itself.
19:01Just keep a good attitude.
19:02You never know what will happen.
19:03I think Kayleigh's very capable of being second stew.
19:06So I do not share Jen's opinions.
19:09Captain Sandy knew my name before her.
19:12So that's all that.
19:13Me and Jen share a room and she's great.
19:16But with Jen, there's a lack of respect.
19:18And I think that's where she has a lot of learning to do.
19:21Thank you so much.
19:22Love you too.
19:24Salut.
19:24Salut, ça va?
19:26You want some?
19:28You're welcome.
19:29A bit like you.
19:32Teamwork makes the dream work.
19:34You know it.
19:37I was just going to say, I just, I know we were kind of like both running for the second
19:43stew and I just didn't want there to be any bad blood or anything.
19:45You know, I've been doing this for a long time and there's so much skill that goes into
19:49being a second stew.
19:51I don't want the team to like feel overwhelmed.
19:55Yeah, totally understand that.
19:56And obviously there'll be a lot of learning for me because I might come to you for advice.
20:00It's all good.
20:01Okay.
20:03Having all this immediate doubt put onto my character by Jen.
20:07Yeah, I have to say I am feeling a little bit concerned and doubting my own self.
20:11Come to her for advice.
20:14Second charter.
20:16So we're going to push, push, push, push, push.
20:17Let's do it.
20:18Let's get after it.
20:19I'm the only football player in my family.
20:21The rest is baseball.
20:22So I'm excited to have Johnny Damon.
20:24Did Jen seem okay?
20:25I don't know.
20:26I kind of like left it.
20:27I'm 22 years old.
20:28I'm getting too old for this .
20:29Super.
20:30What lanes are we taking off first?
20:31Port side.
20:32Outside in.
20:33Nice.
20:34Champagne and welcome to house.
20:37She doesn't want to be next to me.
20:38What a dumbass.
20:39I'm about to lose my .
20:40Always you.
20:41You're saying what's on there.
20:42Seems like it.
20:43All right, everybody.
20:44Let's meet on the dock.
20:45Well, my whole life is move your ass moment.
20:47Let's do it.
20:48This is more excited.
20:49You or me.
20:50Hi.
20:51Hello there.
20:53Lovely to see you again.
20:56Gorgeous.
20:57Hello.
20:58Hello.
20:59Studs here.
20:59Hello, Kat.
21:01Nice to meet you.
21:02Nice to meet you.
21:02Nice to meet you.
21:03Cool towel?
21:03Sure.
21:04Welcome aboard car number three together.
21:07Nasha's going to show you around and then we're going to haul the anchor and head out.
21:10You guys can take your shoes off.
21:11Sorry.
21:12Put the away from me.
21:13Love that.
21:14Love it too.
21:15Asshole.
21:16Damn.
21:17Why did I do this to myself?
21:19This would be awkward, I think.
21:20Did you notice that?
21:21Yeah.
21:21All right, so I take you on a tour.
21:23Yes.
21:23He's going to be the one.
21:24Your hand is.
21:25He's not going to be on the jet skis though.
21:26I'll tell you that because he's going to be too hammered.
21:28What do you mean I can't go on the jet skis without drinking?
21:30I've been drinking since I was eight.
21:33This bar has got an incredible sundae.
21:36Oh, wow.
21:37It's ready.
21:38You can take this, my beauty.
21:39Perfect.
21:40Yeah.
21:40Check out who's next to us if we got too crazy before we left.
21:43Johnny, I'm not doing anything wrong yet.
21:45Oh, I know.
21:46I know.
21:46Yet.
21:47We've got two rooms that are twin rooms and then one VIP that's got a queen.
21:51Are you sure they're going to share a little?
21:53No.
21:53Yeah.
21:54I paid for her apartment.
21:55But she doesn't want to be seen with me.
21:56She's obviously not that smart.
22:00That's good.
22:01Nathan, do you want me to prep the bow?
22:02Yeah.
22:03Copy.
22:03So where'd you guys come from?
22:04We flew my plane to Dubrovna.
22:06Hey, guys.
22:07Yeah.
22:07Until we get off the dock, do you mind moving inside?
22:11Okay.
22:11Bow team ready.
22:12Bow team ready.
22:13No.
22:13Do you mind stepping off the main deck after we get departed, please?
22:16So if you speak, I have to listen to you?
22:19Okay.
22:19All lines off.
22:20All lines off.
22:21If you want to go up to the sky deck, we do have canapes up there.
22:24Until we get off the dock, do you mind just moving in, please?
22:28Bro, I was moved off the rail and now you're telling me to move in.
22:31Like, any more instructions?
22:32Like, you want me to go in the downstairs center?
22:34Captain can address you if you're not happy with it.
22:36Bro, I'm going to rip your face off.
22:38Unless he wants to put on the uniform, put his drink down, become a dick, and get off the
22:43deck.
22:43Okay, Cap, that's our outer lines coming.
22:46Hey.
22:46This guy, this motherfucker.
22:49All lines are on the vessel.
22:51We're leaving.
22:51Five meters port side.
22:53Your little mate here is a dickhead.
22:55Let's go upstairs.
22:56Sorry to hear that.
22:57Let's go upstairs with the other girls.
22:59Hopefully, we can get some champagne in you and you can forget all about it.
23:01I've already had a lot.
23:02You've been on here for like two minutes.
23:04What is going on?
23:07Bro.
23:08Yeah, can you just flip these up?
23:10I got you.
23:11Nathan, Joe, Ford, that's secure.
23:13All clear on the stern.
23:14You're doing good.
23:15Nice work, everyone.
23:17Pretty nice, huh?
23:18Yeah.
23:18Beautiful.
23:19It would be nice if you were with someone you liked.
23:21One of the guys got so angry.
23:22Dude, they've been here for like five minutes.
23:25Do you have to use the ladies room?
23:27Yeah, we're the young little.
23:28Yeah, we'll just skip them.
23:30I wanted to let you know that I have officially chosen Kaylee as my second stew.
23:36Oh, congratulations.
23:38She has a great attitude.
23:39She's amazing, yeah.
23:40I really want to go.
23:41He's a jerk.
23:41Look how beautiful the water is today.
23:43Yes, a little bit rocky for me.
23:46Did you know that I'm sissy?
23:48Really?
23:48Yeah.
23:49But I never tell people.
23:51Because then they might laugh at you for being seasick.
23:53No, maybe they will not hire me.
23:54Then they will miss something.
23:56Yeah, you're damn right.
23:58Could you guys kiss and make up?
23:59Do you understand the message she delivered me?
24:01No.
24:01Don't touch me.
24:02I'm scared of what's happening downstairs right now.
24:04Yeah, so am I.
24:05I'm worth $500 million.
24:06I have jets.
24:07I'm a pretty good looking guy.
24:09She just wants you to be nice.
24:10She told me to stay away from her on the boat, bro.
24:14But she can go herself.
24:17I don't like this.
24:19I'm going to lose my .
24:21I think it's good.
24:23So we can inflate the M2 down there.
24:26Leave this here.
24:27And when we're done, we can transfer it down.
24:29Throw it into a corner.
24:30Okay, Sam.
24:31Oh, it's you.
24:31I thought you were a cat.
24:32Come here.
24:34Let me fix your headpiece.
24:35Oh, thank you.
24:36Mine always gets up.
24:38Around the ear.
24:40Thank you, baby.
24:41Is it comfortable?
24:42Yeah, it's comfortable.
24:43Okay, good.
24:43You're very welcome.
24:45Eat it!
24:46We were talking about how there's already drama before we even took off.
24:50So, Joe, he was being obnoxious at the restaurant before we came here, and she was like, like annoyed.
24:56Eddie?
24:56Yes.
24:57When we were walking on the boat, she didn't want to walk with him.
25:00Like, can you imagine?
25:01If you want, mate, I can go up and bring up the energy and, yeah, go for it.
25:05Hey, buddy.
25:06Checking on you, kid.
25:08Oh.
25:09Excuse me, lady.
25:10Hello, Joe.
25:10So...
25:11Where is the next sport, by the way?
25:12We're not going to be docking anywhere.
25:14She wants to get off the boat.
25:15You want to get off the boat?
25:16I'm getting the off the boat.
25:17I'll literally, like, jump off the boat.
25:19Oh, sorry.
25:20Oh, you're embarrassed, isn't it?
25:22Pretty good-looking dude.
25:23You're a great-looking guy.
25:24And do you have a ton of money?
25:26Captain Sandy, can I have a wardrobe with you?
25:28It's about a guest.
25:29It's agents.
25:30Absolutely.
25:31Oh, .
25:32I'm about to lose my .
25:39Hey, Cap.
25:40Yeah, come on in.
25:41One of the guests, Adi, says she wants to get off the boat immediately.
25:44What's wrong?
25:46It's personal to do with the guest on board.
25:49Okay.
25:49Let's get our anchor down.
25:50We need to get her off.
25:51No problem.
25:52Thank you very much.
25:53Thanks, Captain.
25:54Joe, just said that maybe you're leaving.
25:56Mm-hmm.
25:56So would you like to have lunch and then go?
25:59I'm good.
26:00You're a guy hungry, yeah.
26:01Yeah.
26:01Adi wants to leave the boat immediately.
26:03Holy .
26:04Yeah.
26:06So there's one last person for lunch.
26:08Oh, really?
26:09They were sleeping together and then he was really rude to her, so she's not wanting to
26:12be happy.
26:13So she's giving him a .
26:15I'll be the same.
26:17.
26:17off, man.
26:18Drop the anchor.
26:18Drop the anchor.
26:20So did you guys want to have lunch?
26:26We're good.
26:28Naughty boys, quickly as possible.
26:30Copy.
26:31Okay.
26:31What's happening?
26:32She's getting off the boat.
26:34Okay, great.
26:34Let her go.
26:35I'm not dealing with that crap.
26:36You want me to start swimming these back?
26:38Get a heaving leg.
26:39Is everything okay?
26:40Yeah.
26:41Taking someone off?
26:41Yes, you know.
26:42Not everyone has what Michelle and I have.
26:44That's right.
26:45Naughty boys, open the stairs, okay?
26:47Copy.
26:47Joy, Joy, I'm bringing guests to the table now.
26:50Is she gone yet?
26:52Not quite yet.
26:53Could we expedite that?
26:54Hey, it's happening.
26:55We're doing it as quickly as possible.
26:56It's happening.
26:57Oh, my God.
27:00Thank God he's being such a douche.
27:02You got that in the water by yourself?
27:03How'd you do that?
27:04I got good teachers, Captain.
27:07Get the rice.
27:10I pay her $12,500 a month.
27:12She's gone.
27:13It's over.
27:13She's back on her own.
27:15Avocado shrimp, tuna ceviche peach, lobster salad.
27:19You guys are ready to roll.
27:20Next is the lamb.
27:21Yes.
27:22Oh, I love lamb.
27:23Can I offer you some Greek salad?
27:25Yes, please.
27:26Some tuna and mango sashimi.
27:29I actually liked her, man.
27:30I really liked her.
27:31I'm a tortured individual, but I actually liked her.
27:35If you say, I actually liked her one more time, I'm going to throw you off the boat.
27:38All crew, all crew.
27:39We're going to take Addy ashore.
27:42You're all right, honey.
27:43No problem?
27:44Lamb?
27:45Oh, yes.
27:46Look, there she goes.
27:47Yes.
27:47Well, I feel bad for both of you.
27:49Don't feel bad for me.
27:50I don't give a .
27:51I'm officially single.
27:53Do you want to go through the stuff for tonight?
27:55Yes.
27:55So we can learn how we're going to decorate the table and stuff.
27:58Okay.
27:58How's the lunch?
27:59Phenomenal.
28:00Phenomenal.
28:01Am I in trouble?
28:02The captain's here.
28:03Yeah, now I'm checking on lunch.
28:04It's perfect.
28:05The lamb chops weren't bad.
28:07Look how cute.
28:08Bro, it's too big for your little head.
28:11All right, I need to multitask.
28:12Luke, put in more laundry.
28:13I need to think of a little note to, like, put.
28:16I just want to get my mind off of this stupid second stew debacle.
28:20Luckily, Luke's a nice big distraction.
28:23Six foot four.
28:25Luke, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine apple.
28:29I'm glad Jen found some sort of positive outlet.
28:34I don't care if she writes a poem on this post-it note
28:36or confesses her love to Luke or whatever.
28:38At least she's happy.
28:40I'm hoping it stays like this.
28:41It's so fringe, but it's funny.
28:43Doesn't this look fun?
28:45Yeah.
28:45I'm going to video you bitches right here.
28:47All right, here we go.
28:48Woo!
28:50Hunter, no back clips.
28:52Oh!
28:53He wasn't listening.
28:55He never does.
28:56I look like a skinny margarita.
28:58Absolutely.
28:59You are.
29:00Skinny margarita for yourself, sir.
29:02No worries.
29:03I don't appreciate this.
29:05Woo!
29:06Good job.
29:08How are we going to proceed with all this food
29:10and decoration and all of this?
29:12I just put in plate and you manage on the table.
29:14Yeah.
29:15Yeah, let's go on the jet ski.
29:16Have you been drinking?
29:17I had one cocktail.
29:19That's the one in your hand?
29:20Yeah, that's it.
29:20It's half one.
29:21Okay.
29:22It's all good.
29:24Hey, sir.
29:25Hey, sir.
29:25That is the guy getting on the jet ski.
29:27He had a lot to drink.
29:29His head likes this.
29:34You have to get off the jet ski, man.
29:36You've had more than half a cocktail.
29:37You want me to get off the jet ski?
29:39Yeah, sorry, man.
29:40You can't be drunk driving the jet skis.
29:42Oh, he's not having a good day, is he?
29:44Sorry about that dude.
29:45He's going to be like my nemesis.
29:48Tell me I'm wrong.
29:49Tell you you're wrong.
29:50Tell me I'm wrong.
29:51You're wrong.
29:52I'm done with this guy.
29:53This guy, this guy, I'm done with this guy.
29:56He's just looking out for your safety.
29:57He's a whiter.
30:00You can jump off the second floor of the boat,
30:03but you can't ride a jet ski, according to my man.
30:07Hey, please don't be disrespectful to our boatswain.
30:09That's the third time he's, like, put me in my spot.
30:12He's doing his job.
30:13He's really good at his job.
30:14Why is he focusing on me?
30:16Because you've been the problem for him, I guess.
30:20If he's been the problem for me.
30:23Just please be respectful.
30:24I have made a career out of placating rich and arrogant people.
30:31Does anyone want to learn Jiu Jitsu?
30:33Are we supposed to unpack ourselves?
30:34There's an outfit.
30:35It's not raining no more.
30:36Why can't we go out?
30:37The couch is too nice.
30:38Just a little Szechuan chicken.
30:40Extra alcohol in there, please.
30:41It's not that Szechuan.
30:43Oh, she's going to school me.
30:45Caviar service sucked.
30:47And I have never seen someone like this.
30:49And I don't know if I trust Nathan to not just punch this guy in the face.
30:54Captain, I just wanted you to be aware Joseph has been disrespectful to Nathan.
31:00Oh, my God.
31:01One guest is a .
31:03I can run this through here.
31:05I think you're waiting to get on there, yeah?
31:07I'm just minding my own business.
31:08Just take it easy on my crew.
31:11Well, I think he's got something out for me that I can't explain.
31:14No, he doesn't.
31:15That guy's a .
31:16Did you hear me?
31:17Please be more respectful of my person.
31:19They're looking out for your safety, that's it.
31:21I respect you.
31:23All right?
31:25Is the one who fired his girlfriend?
31:27Yes, the one who fired his girlfriend, yes.
31:29I think he's going to be good for the rest of the charter.
31:33Oh, my goodness.
31:35I'm going to have a word, bro.
31:36I'm going to say, say the same way you kicked a girl off the bus,
31:39I'll boot you back.
31:40No, no, no, no, no.
31:41I just talked to him.
31:42Okay, nice, because I probably wouldn't have been as nice.
31:44If Nathan doesn't learn to control his emotions,
31:48that's going to be a problem.
31:50When you have a guy like that, it isn't an aggressive approach.
31:53He came to me and he was like, tell me I'm wrong.
31:55And I said, you're wrong.
31:57Okay, no, but he told me to tell him.
31:59He was wrong.
32:00No.
32:12No, no, no.
32:16So that's where you don't engage, because you just put a thorn in his ass for you.
32:21In the future, you go, I don't know, man.
32:23I'm just doing my job.
32:24Okay.
32:25You know what I mean?
32:26In this industry, dealing with people like Joe, you have to have sick skin.
32:30If we kick everybody off that's rude, we're not going to have a business.
32:34He's looking for someone that he can take his frustrations.
32:38Yeah, I agree.
32:39Yeah.
32:39You're a perfect target because you give it back and you got to stop giving it back.
32:43Okay.
32:43This guy sounds like a muppet.
32:46We got dinner an hour and a half.
32:48I got to go primp.
32:54Oh, no.
32:55She's definitely putting her heart out there.
32:57She's letting me know that she's into me, which I like.
33:01I do like it.
33:02Oh, my goodness.
33:03Oh, .
33:05But because there's more than one girl, I feel guilty.
33:11Kat.
33:12What are you down here?
33:15Oh.
33:15Yeah, laundry room.
33:16Do you have more of these?
33:17Check upper pantry up below the sink.
33:19Can you help me for one minute?
33:20Yeah.
33:22Um, sorry.
33:23I can't even hear it on my right ear.
33:24I had the coolest little post-it note.
33:27What did he say?
33:28About my notes.
33:30Oh, my gosh.
33:32Yes.
33:34Perfect.
33:35Oh.
33:35Did you hurt yourself?
33:36Just crushed it.
33:38Oh.
33:39I like him.
33:40But let's see if he's not a little player and a good actor.
33:43Okay, perfect.
33:48Do you have to braid hair?
33:49Yeah, I do.
33:50Do you have to braid your hair?
33:51Yeah.
33:52What days are the night?
33:53Seven.
33:53Good day.
33:54A little bit of a little much longer.
33:55Jesus Christ.
34:03So I think we're going up in black soon.
34:04No, you guys need to put on your slutty little gold shorts.
34:07Yes.
34:07All right, good night.
34:08I'll see you in the morning.
34:08It's a bummer Cooper's on anchor watch again.
34:11Yeah.
34:11He makes me giggling inside.
34:13Oh, you are adorable.
34:17I got heat.
34:18Kaylee, I could braid her hair quicker than this.
34:20Sorry?
34:20I could braid her hair quicker than this.
34:22A lot of fringe hair.
34:22No way you could braid hair.
34:23Usually the soccer girls did it for me, so.
34:25Mmm, the soccer girl?
34:27Yeah, yeah.
34:28Yeah.
34:29Is that okay?
34:31Yeah, it looks so cute.
34:32Okay, cute.
34:34Do you guys want to start decorating?
34:36Yeah, let's do it.
34:37How delectable do these grapes look?
34:40Oh, and Sandy's with them tonight.
34:42Is this ratatouille?
34:44Tion de legume is the same.
34:46It has to look good at some point.
34:49How do you want to lay these out?
34:51Yeah.
34:51Is that there?
34:52Yeah.
34:52Ancient Rome.
34:59How you doing, dude?
35:02You the one waking sleeping bear.
35:04Smile.
35:05Excellent.
35:06Good girl.
35:08Evening.
35:08How you doing?
35:09I'm good, and you?
35:10Yeah, looks good.
35:11Cooper, is this yours?
35:12I've never had so many people call me Cooper.
35:14Yes.
35:15I like Coop.
35:16I feel like Kat's never boring.
35:18It's very innocent, light, playful.
35:20My last relationship lasted two years,
35:23but when I got into yachting,
35:25we just would be on different schedules
35:26and couldn't talk to each other.
35:27It wouldn't be fair to either of us.
35:29We came to an agreement to end things,
35:31so I'm definitely moving slow with Kat intentionally.
35:34It's the way I prefer to do things
35:36rather than jumping in too quickly.
35:38Stop.
35:39What?
35:40You always get weird.
35:42No, you just started laughing and made me weird.
35:45Oh, you look really cute.
35:48The Roman Empire knew a lot of food,
35:51and they sucking and f***ing each other as well.
35:54Well, it's true.
35:55We have to provide abundance everywhere.
35:59Roasted chicken,
35:59potato grotto,
36:01stuffed peppers,
36:02horsey bass,
36:03wangoli pasta,
36:04truffle risotto,
36:05and some scallops.
36:06You know that Jesus dinner?
36:07The final supper.
36:09This is what I'm gonna provide, I think.
36:11Girls, you did so good.
36:12Gracias.
36:14Mate, how is this, being a gladiator?
36:16I've got a pair of disco pants on and a helmet.
36:20I still can't believe she left.
36:22I want you to tell everyone that I was the first one to be ready.
36:27Oh, my God.
36:29Hi.
36:30Okay.
36:30I'm glad I came up here for this.
36:33Doom.
36:35Oh, Jesus Christ.
36:38God damn.
36:39The guests are making their way to the table.
36:43Copy that.
36:44Wow.
36:45Oh, I love this.
36:48Beautiful.
36:49Hunter Johnny Sandwich.
36:50Captain, welcome.
36:52Thank you for joining us.
36:53Of course.
36:54Would anyone like some red wine with dinner?
36:57Yes?
36:58Okay.
36:59I'm gonna start to plate.
37:00Bring everything hot.
37:03Serving the bread to them individually.
37:04Please, guys.
37:06Vongole pasta.
37:07Beautiful.
37:09You just need to hold this and I'm gonna serve it.
37:11Some bread to start, Michelle.
37:13Yes.
37:13Yes and yes.
37:14I have found a hexaman.
37:19Tonight you shall feast.
37:21Make sure it's hot.
37:23Yes.
37:23Yes.
37:24Way to go, Luke.
37:25Don't get too close to me.
37:26He looks amazing.
37:28Do you ejaculate off the sun deck?
37:30No.
37:31Gravity just works appropriately.
37:32What is wrong with this guy?
37:34Now I'm trying to follow my own advice and hold my tongue.
37:37Would you like some rest of the vegetable?
37:39Sure.
37:40Could you make it less cooked?
37:42No.
37:43Sorry, we're coming in both sides.
37:45No, that's quite all right.
37:45That's all right.
37:46The straddle's all right.
37:47I want to be straddled.
37:48Around for the chef.
37:51Chef, thank you so much.
37:53You're welcome.
37:53Scale of one to ten, I give you like a nine.
37:56You can never get a ten.
37:57No one can.
37:57No one ever gets a ten.
37:58Please do not disrespect my chef.
38:01Let's let other people have a turn in the conversation.
38:03I'll just shut up.
38:04The problem.
38:11Chef, thank you so much.
38:12Scale of one to ten, I give you like a nine.
38:15No one ever gets a ten.
38:16There is room for improvement.
38:18No one can never get a ten.
38:19She is an asshole, this guy.
38:21A couple of years ago, I would slap him for sure.
38:23Before, I was like a hurricane.
38:25But I have learned.
38:26You cannot lose your temper.
38:28I don't have time for that.
38:29You don't want it.
38:29Okay, next.
38:30And you know what's important?
38:32She's a ten for me.
38:33No, no.
38:34No one ever gets a ten.
38:35People have kids.
38:36It's amazing.
38:37Have a good evening.
38:37I'm gonna give her a ten.
38:39Bye.
38:39See you never, Monsieur.
38:41How did you meet each other?
38:42My ex-husband played for the Yankees with Johnny.
38:47I've never gone from love to hate quicker than when Johnny signed with the Yankees.
38:51Yeah.
38:51Kylie.
38:52We can start clearing.
38:53Copy that.
38:54How many bases did you steal?
38:56I stole 408 bases and two cars.
39:00Do you need anything before I knock?
39:01See you in the morning.
39:03Thank you, Captain.
39:03Thanks for having me.
39:05You're funny.
39:06Yeah.
39:07Thank you so much.
39:07See you tomorrow.
39:08Let's clean up.
39:10Oh, my God.
39:10I can't be around that guy.
39:11Dress me crazy.
39:14Who's on watch tonight?
39:16Joe's very intoxicated.
39:18I'll steal two days.
39:19You don't engage.
39:21OK.
39:22OK.
39:22Good night.
39:23Good night.
39:24Hey, do you guys want a bit of music on?
39:26Yeah.
39:27You can run on.
39:28Someone dance with me.
39:29Oh, he's tripping.
39:30He's tripping.
39:31He's tripping.
39:32This mother is on.
39:34See you later, son.
39:35See you later.
39:36To the Asia.
39:37To the Asia.
39:38This is what my hair goes like when I've got no gel in it.
39:41When you're drying it, brush it.
39:43Keep it pushed further back.
39:44Sass.
39:45There you go.
39:45I'm off to bed.
39:46I'm heading to bed.
39:47By the way, you did give me a little earlier today.
39:51I know.
39:52It was fun.
39:55I have to go.
39:56I'll see you guys tomorrow.
39:58All right.
39:58Good night.
39:59Thanks for such an amazing day.
40:06Jesus.
40:07This is deep steps.
40:11Dude.
40:12Come on, man.
40:13Pardon?
40:14I can't do that.
40:16Not here, please.
40:18This is Captain Sanders.
40:21Oh, .
40:22I don't know.
40:22I can't wait to see you again.
40:24I can't wait to see you again.
40:25.
40:27.
40:28.
40:28This guy.
40:29Oh, what a nice.
40:32You're a cup of drink.
40:33I'm good.
40:38I'm good.
40:38Dude, she left the boat.
40:42The D is gone, dude.
40:44But I know a girl from Croatia.
40:46The tour guy that I hooked up with, I think I can, like, get her here.
40:49He's on the bow on the fire and talking about, Bill, you're at a ransom today.
40:54Oh, she responded.
40:55Oh, she's working all day tomorrow.
40:57Hey, how about I pay you 5K?
41:0120?
41:01It's not relevant.
41:02I make $12,000 an hour.
41:04Like, who cares?
41:05She goes, it's not an auction.
41:07I love this girl.
41:08I'll probably head to bed.
41:09All right, sweet.
41:11Is there anything else for me?
41:13I'm good, thank you.
41:14No.
41:15Dude, this one guy, he wouldn't let me ride the jet skis.
41:18I'm like, shut your face.
41:22Please do not come up here.
41:24By the way, guess who the only mother that's awake is?
41:29Please do not come to the bridge.
41:32I'm going up to the bridge right now.
41:34All right, buddy.
41:41How you doing?
41:43I'm good, man.
41:44Are you enjoying your show?
41:45I get, no, it's not really about that.
41:48It's more about our relationship.
41:50Our relationship?
41:51Oh, interesting.
41:52About our relationship.
41:53You're a bit of a prick.
41:55Holy .
41:57I don't like the way you're acting.
41:59I don't like what you're doing.
42:00We'll just get it right out of our system.
42:02What's your problem, dude?
42:06I'm about to get fired.
42:11Next on Below Deck Mediterranean.
42:14We're going to turn out the lights until dinner finishes.
42:17Woo!
42:18Well, that's kind of dark.
42:19I literally can't see.
42:21Lights on!
42:22Come to talk to me.
42:23I like to...
42:24I hate feeling like second choice.
42:28Can we talk, please?
42:29This guy is sending a mixed signal to both of us.
42:34Can you tell us all about this?
42:36Okay.
42:39Let's go.
42:39I will be right back.
42:40I will be right back.
42:41We're going to move on.
42:42We're going to move on.
42:42There you go.