00:00Prime days, baby!
00:01Yeah!
00:02It's a prime!
00:03It's done today!
00:05All right.
00:06Four full days.
00:08Today through the 26th, Prime members score massive discounts on up to 80% of tech, smart
00:14home devices, premium beauty, and everyday essentials across the Amazon hub.
00:20Wow.
00:20Don't forget, three times a day, they will drop new prices.
00:25Okay?
00:26So that's another...
00:26You want to keep going back.
00:28Right, right, right, right.
00:28You're going to, like, check it out this morning and be like, ah, there's nothing for me on
00:32here.
00:32Right.
00:32Oh, there will be.
00:33There will be.
00:33There will be.
00:34They said that they're really focusing this time on groceries and home goods.
00:40So that's interesting.
00:41Like, I've got a daughter going off to college, and I told her these next four days are crucial
00:46for you picking out your bedspread, for you getting all right, like...
00:51I just realized, too, Bed, Bath, and Beyond, like, kind of RIP on them, right?
00:56Yeah.
00:56That was, like, the spot at least, you know, 15 years ago when I went to college, where
01:01you, like, go there, you get your comforter, you get your trash can, you get all your stuff.
01:04So Amazon is the king.
01:06Amazon's the king.
01:07However, don't tell Target or Walmart that, because they also are luring you in with some
01:15really great deals over these next couple of days if you're their members, right?
01:19As a matter of fact, Target is making such an effort that, you know how they are Starbucks
01:25inside Target?
01:26Yeah.
01:26Well, they're offering you a free Starbucks treat today.
01:30Yes.
01:30Okay.
01:30Running through this Friday.
01:32Any Target Circle member, including those on the free tier, can redeem a free tall, hot,
01:37or iced brewed coffee, cold brew, or a bullseye cookie at participating stores inside Target?
01:44Stop it.
01:45It's super smart, because I don't know about you guys, but when I go to Target, I'll stop
01:49there, and I can only drink, like, five sips, because I'm losing my mind, and I go buy everything.
01:55Right, right, right.
01:55There's so much caffeine.
01:56So it's smart.
01:57I think they make them stronger at Target.
01:59Yeah, for sure.
02:00Yeah, it's just, like, mixed drinks at a casino.
02:04You know, they're going to make them stronger, because they want you drunker, so you can bet
02:07more.
02:08That's what Target's doing.
02:09They know what they're doing.
02:10They know what they're doing.
02:11They're getting you that caffeine buzz.
02:13That's that me espresso.
02:14Happy dappy doing your shopping.
02:17Okay.
02:18Okay.
02:18I'll see you.
02:19Andy.
02:20Right next to the bathing suit aisle, too.
02:21You get all fancy.
02:22Look at you, Dan.
02:24It's summer, summer.
02:26It's Andy Summer, summer.
02:28You know that?
02:29Hey, Andy, you gave me a tip this time last year on checking out Amazon Prime Day deals
02:35and making sure that they didn't increase the price just to decrease it back to its normal
02:41price.
02:42That's right.
02:42Looking at price history.
02:43Right.
02:44I am now addicted to that, because there's an umbrella my wife and I wanted, like, for
02:47a back deck.
02:48Yes.
02:49And I was like, hey, babe, it's on Prime Day deals, and she writes back, it's been this
02:53price for weeks, right?
02:55But it says it's, I don't know, $3.99, marked down to $2.99, and I'm like, that's great.
03:00It's $100 off.
03:01And she's like, no, honey, like, it's always been that.
03:04It's not a deal.
03:05Yeah.
03:05One of the things that I do appreciate about Amazon is that if you have things in your
03:09cart, even if they're in your, like, saved for later area, they'll tell you if there's
03:15a price adjustment on things that you already have saved.
03:18So they'll tell you if it goes up a couple cents, they'll tell you if it goes down a
03:21couple cents so that you can be aware.
03:23Because sometimes, like, you know, my friend Jane and I were just talking about this, like,
03:27we load up our carts leading up to Prime Day to see if those prices get slashed, right?
03:32And we'll get those notifications.
03:33Then it's like, okay, yeah, now I'm going to buy these things.
03:36Well, today's going to be a big day.
03:37My wallet is already hurting.
03:38I think my wife just woke up, and I can feel my app just ding, ding, ding, ding.
03:43We're in a lot of trouble here.
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