00:00Steam Summer Sale Trailer, Take 1
00:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:04I thought we weren't going to do a rap song this time
00:07Relax, it's just the background
00:08Okay, fine
00:10Steam Summer Sale Trailer, Take 2
00:12The Steam Summer Sale is ready for you
00:14with a full two weeks of stone cold deals
00:16across the entire store starting June 25th
00:19From attempting to please an Onion Overlord
00:21to unraveling the mystery of the universe
00:23from battling zombies in an open world
00:25to facing off against the Underworld
00:27in this dungeon crawler
00:28There are co-op adventures
00:30light-hearted platformers
00:32opportunities to lead wobblers from ancient lands
00:34or hack and slash your way through the three kingdoms
00:37as a nameless hero
00:39There's football and basketball for goodness sakes
00:42There's even deep-ass discounts on all-time greats
00:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:47Hold on
00:47What, too far?
00:48Way too far
00:49Nobody's ever said goodness sakes in a rap song
00:52Alright, get back to it
00:54It's the summer time
00:55and deals are better than they seem
00:56Hey, hey, hey
00:57Come on
00:57So join the summer sale
00:59when it's happening on Steam
01:00Oh, that was bad
01:02Terrible
01:03You sounded so, so square
01:07There's football and basketball
01:09for goodness sake
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