00:00Steam Cyberpunk Fest is here, which means today is yesterday's tomorrow,
00:03technically meaning right now we are in the future.
00:05Okay, wait, just hang on with me. It will make sense in the end.
00:08Steam Cyberpunk Fest is August 3rd through August 10th,
00:11and the games on sale all week look like all sorts of things.
00:14It's just that they're like in the future, man.
00:17Join us for Boozum Ups,
00:19Co-op Spy Adventures,
00:21and Cybernetic Warfare.
00:24Do you have super cool funk-style moves?
00:26No? That's okay, because Video Game U does,
00:30and those moves are needed for you to conquer Amsterdam.
00:32Quick, deliver these packages as fast as you can.
00:34Uh, what's in them? Ha ha, who cares?
00:36Please don't ask.
00:38Hunt down a serial killer in New York in 2329,
00:41or join a rebel group in the year 2091
00:44and go against bioengineered monsters.
00:46There are immersive fantasy sims in garbage worlds,
00:50and atmospheric story-driven games.
00:52Oh wait, that doesn't sound cyberpunk.
00:54Where humans are exploited as computer devices.
00:57Ha, okay, there it is.
00:58Cozy city-building sandboxes can be cyberpunk, too,
01:01when you're building futuristic cities,
01:03and the cozy vibe is dark.
01:05There's something for everyone in Steam Cyberpunk Fest.
01:08So join us in the future,
01:09August 3rd through August 10th,
01:10which of course could also be in the present,
01:12depending on when you're watching this,
01:13or even the past,
01:14because after all,
01:15tomorrow's future is today's past-present.
01:17Or present of the future.
01:18It's the future, man.
01:20Steam Cyberpunk Fest.
01:21Just join us.
01:22It's fun.
01:24It's fun.
01:25It's fun.
01:26It's fun.
01:27There you were.
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