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00:22the vegetation here in the north is even stranger than at home in wassoon
00:25i must make a note i wonder how the people in the city and the sea will react when they
00:30meet us
00:31don't worry hannah they're human survivors of the 21st century shelters just like us
00:36i'm sure they'll give us a splendid welcome
00:42here they come hammer let's give it to them
00:53we're under attack
00:54turn the vehicles turn the vehicles
01:02we're trapped
01:06wait for the order wrench if you jump the gun you'll foul up the ambush
01:10are you sure this antique is gonna work let's hope it doesn't blow up in our faces
01:15this can't be happening
01:18jump
01:33shortis you're hurt i don't understand
01:36the people in the city and the sea are supposed to be rebuilding civilization
01:40the same as us they're not from the city and the sea
01:44the fuel and the tires will be worth a fortune on the black market
01:47it's hammer tahoon and his renegades you have to go on hannah get to the city
01:52not without you i'll only slow you down
01:56wassoon must form an alliance with the city in the sea it's the only hope for what's left of the
02:01human
02:01race
02:02hey there's somebody over there i'll try to lead them away from you
02:06go now hurry
02:21in the 26th century
02:24mankind faces an epic struggle for survival
02:27the forces of nature have spun wildly out of control
02:32mighty cities have crumbled
02:34and the dinosaurs have returned to reclaim the earth
02:56in this savage land one man stands alone jack tenreck defending humanity in a world gone mad
03:04a world where only the strong survive a world of cadillacs and dinosaurs
03:34dead
03:43quahoon
04:00Get some water! Quick! Hurry! Run!
04:05Sled it, Fred. What happened here? Was it a poacher attack?
04:08There he is!
04:09No. This is your fault, Tedraff.
04:17What's the matter with you people? I'm here to help.
04:20We've had enough of your help, Tenrek.
04:23You know what did this to us? It was a giant shivet.
04:27A ship? That's impossible. They never come out of the foothills.
04:31No? See for yourself.
04:36Quahun.
04:37You told us it was safe to build here. You said the shivets would never come down into the valley.
04:43We listened to you and your nonsense about the Machinathio Vitae.
04:47The machinery of life is a balance. We have to maintain it.
04:51Not at this price. This time we only lost our houses. What if next time it's our lives?
04:57The great beasts fear us as much as we fear them. It won't come back.
05:01And what if it does?
05:04Then... I'll destroy it.
05:12Ha ha ha ha ha!
05:14Hey!
05:18Ladies first!
05:28A hand grenade, huh?
05:31Some great weapons you got for a shardhorst.
05:35Yes, Terhoun. And you'll get more as soon as Jack Tenrek is destroyed. And I mean destroyed.
05:41You can't just take out the man. You have to eliminate the Machinathio Vitae.
05:46Look. I risked my neck putting that gizmo on that shivet. And it worked great. Tore up that village real
05:53good.
05:54One village isn't enough. I need all the settlers in a panic so they'll forget about their loyalty to Tenrek
06:00and turn to me for protection.
06:03When you get what you want, remember, I get Tenrek's garage and everything in it.
06:09Of course, Hammer. Would I double cross you?
06:15Not if you care about your future.
06:18Ha ha ha ha!
06:21No. We need this scum alive. For now.
06:30Get aboard, brothers.
06:32It's time for the shivet to start rampaging again.
06:42The city and the sea. It does exist.
06:48They seem to have technology, too. But has any of the old knowledge survived?
06:55New York Public Library. Bingo!
07:01Ah!
07:11Phew. You sure scared me, little fella.
07:14Ah!
07:16Ah!
07:37The shivet!
07:39Didn't even see me.
08:08Oh, God.
08:11Jack? Jack Tenreck. Your blood calls you. Your blood wakes you. You must trust the
08:21Machinatio Vitae. Trust the machinery of life.
08:26But the shivit. I have to destroy it. There's no other way.
08:31There is always another way.
08:35If you're dead, I can't say I'm sorry. If you're alive, on your feet.
08:43What's going on here?
08:45It's an ambush, Slitherbrain. Like the one you and your friends set for my convoy.
08:50I don't know what you're talking about.
08:52Sure you don't. And I suppose you weren't following that shivit either. You are a poacher.
08:58A poacher? Lady, you couldn't be more wrong. My people have always been the arch enemies of the poachers.
09:03Your people? You mean in the city and the sea?
09:07No. My people. The old blood mechanics.
09:11You're lying. In Wassoon, all the old bloods have died off.
09:15Maybe in Wassoon. But there's a few of us left up here. And we still follow the Machinatio Vitae.
09:20The machinery of life. I've heard of that. But right now, I'm more interested in machinery, period.
09:25So you just make that thing of yours work again, okay? You are taking me to the city and the
09:31sea.
09:31That thing is a Cadillac and is not going anywhere without a new tire.
09:42Could you open the trunk and get me the spare?
09:45Trunk? The storage hatch in the back.
09:48Oh.
09:56Hey, how come I'm doing all the work?
09:58Because you shot the tire.
10:02So what's your name, old blood?
10:04Jack Tenric. Mechanic.
10:06Hannah Dundee. Diplomat.
10:09Diplomat? Isn't that like a politician?
10:11Oh, a little bit.
10:13I hate politicians. Get in.
10:16I'm not really a politician. I was sent here to make contact between our cities.
10:21What I really am is a scientist.
10:23I hate scientists even more than I hate politicians.
10:27Well, this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
10:31Whoa!
10:38You did a great job rebuilding the, um, what did you call it again?
10:42A Cadillac.
10:44Cadillac.
10:45What's this thing?
10:47A radio.
10:49A radio?
10:50You know, we're trying to learn to broadcast again in West Soon.
10:53Have you done it here?
10:54Yeah, but we only have one station.
10:55I don't think you'd like it.
10:58Fellow citizens, I implore you to learn from our own history.
11:03The days when the mechanics were important to our survival were almost a century ago.
11:09We don't need advice from that obsolete breed today.
11:12Who's that?
11:14Wilhelmina Scharnhorst.
11:15Wilhelmina Scharnhorst.
11:15She's one of the three governors in the city and the sea.
11:17If she had her way, she'd be the only governor and I'd be run out of town.
11:21Jack Tedrick and his mechanic friends are relics.
11:24They are the real dinosaurs.
11:26By telling us we can't build where we want to and plant where we want to.
11:31They are slowing progress.
11:33They are stopping development.
11:36They are taking food out of the mouths of your children.
11:40Well, that was mature.
11:43Now you're just going to have to fix it.
11:45No problem.
11:59Here's my garage.
12:00Garage?
12:01It's more like a fortress.
12:05Jack, you had us all worried.
12:08We heard about that rampaging shivit.
12:10Who's this?
12:12Mustafa Cairo, meet Hannah Dundee.
12:14A scientist and a diplomat from the city of Wasoon.
12:19Wasoon, huh?
12:20We heard there was another tribe of survivors somewhere south of here.
12:25Good to finally meet one.
12:27Mustafa.
12:28We have to find that shivit before it does more damage.
12:32Let's see.
12:32It wrecked this settlement here.
12:34I tracked it to here.
12:36It's like it really wants to go back up to the foothills.
12:39But each time it starts to head that way, something makes it turn back.
12:46Oh, no you don't.
12:48Not this time.
12:50You know very well what you did in here yesterday.
12:52Now you march right back outside and you don't come back inside until you understand the difference between inside and
12:58outside.
12:59Uh, it's okay, Ambassador.
13:01That's just Hermes.
13:03Jack raised him after his mama got killed by poachers.
13:06He wouldn't harm a fly.
13:07But don't tell anyone.
13:09He's the best burglar alarm in the business.
13:12Yeah, he sure alarmed me.
13:14Well, before anything else with claws shows up, I think I'll be going.
13:19Um, is there a boat to the city or do I have to swim?
13:22There's Kergo's ferry.
13:23He runs over twice a day.
13:24Should be along soon.
13:26Oh, uh-huh.
13:27I think I see a smoke.
13:29Smoke?
13:29You're looking toward the land, not the sea.
13:33Mustafa, the scope.
13:41Wahoon.
13:41It's back.
13:44What are you gonna do?
13:46Something I swore I would never do.
13:48Turn my back on the Machinato Vitae.
13:52I'm going with you.
13:53So am I.
13:54I don't want an audience.
14:14This is horrible.
14:16Disastrous.
14:17Shh.
14:18Quiet, Toulouse.
14:19There's more.
14:21Giant.
14:22Shivit.
14:24Rampaging through settlement.
14:26Weapons useless.
14:28Please.
14:30Save us.
14:32Hard to believe.
14:33All these years, Tenric and the Mechanics have said we had nothing to fear from the Great Beasts.
14:37We've based all our plans and expansions on his creed.
14:41What do we do now?
14:43Now?
14:43Now we build where we want.
14:46Clear forests.
14:47Drain rivers.
14:49Cut down any living thing that stands in our way.
14:53Jack Tenric's philosophy is finished.
14:56And so is he.
14:57What a glorious, glorious day.
15:02Unless you live in that settlement.
15:04If you're gonna sit on the council with me, Governor Dahlgren,
15:06then you'd better get a grip on that sentimental streak.
15:30You were wrong, Tenric.
15:31It's back.
15:33I know what has to be done.
15:35Just stay out of my way.
15:36You're wrong.
15:54Tenric, do not do this.
15:58Remember the Machinatio Vitae.
16:01An old blood cannot take a life.
16:08An old blood cannot let his tribe be destroyed either.
16:16Sorry.
16:36I never thought I'd use a lethal dose of tranquilizer.
16:51Huh?
16:53Wahoon! What the devil is that?
16:58Uh-oh.
17:05I hope I live long enough to find out if I'm right about this!
17:18Gotta get this thing off!
17:37Not a half-dead mechanic.
17:37You're not sure you're gonna get this thing off the top!
17:38I'm not sure you're going to hide your meat.
17:57I'm not sure you're going to die.
18:00We're waiting.
18:00We're waiting to go.
18:01We're waiting to find a dead shivet.
18:02Not a half-dead mechanic.
18:04Oh, yeah.
18:05That animal was on a rampage because it was suffering from this.
18:09It was making a high-pitched sound.
18:11I could barely hear it, but it was driving the shivit crazy.
18:14It's a short-range receiver.
18:16Looks like a high-frequency rig.
18:18And whoever's been sending that signal to enrage the shivit has got to be very close.
18:23You're doing it wrong!
18:25Hands off! Hammer left me in charge. I'm doing it right.
18:29Yeah? Then how come we don't hear the shivit wrecking the village no more?
18:51Where's the shivit? It's gone!
18:55Those idiots! Wrench! Vice! You morons! What did you do?
19:00They messed with the machinery of life, Hammer.
19:02Sure. And I guess they got caught in the gears.
19:05Ten. It's been a long time.
19:08Well worth the wait!
19:13You're tough. For a girl.
19:19You're slow.
19:22For a boy.
19:29Tired of wrecking villages on your own? Had to use a helpless animal?
19:33Whatever works, Tenric.
19:36You and your brothers are too dense to come up with that transmitter yourselves.
19:39You're working for Sharnhorst, aren't you? Trying to discredit me.
19:42I work for myself. And I don't want you discredited.
19:46I want you terminated.
19:53I want you terminated.
20:02I think you've killed your last animal. Robbed your last settler.
20:06I think you're wrong.
20:18Wahoom!
20:21Wahoom!
20:21Wahoom!
20:25Wahoom!
20:25Wahoom!
20:25Wahoom!
20:26Wahoom!
20:26Wahoom!
20:26Wahoom!
20:27Wahoom!
20:28Yeah. My career's just getting started, Cadillac.
20:31And after I finish you, there won't be anything left to stop me.
20:35You're forgetting one thing, Hammer.
20:36That shivet you tormented.
20:38It has your scent.
20:40It's gonna seek you out.
20:42Find you.
20:43Your old blood fairy tales don't scare me, Tenric.
20:46No?
20:48I'm talking ten tons of fairy tale, Hammer.
20:51I'm talking fangs a foot long and claws like steel hooks.
20:56When that shivet finds you, what's left of you won't even be a smear on the forest floor.
21:06I wonder if you'll be one bite.
21:10Or maybe two.
21:13Guess we'll know.
21:15In a minute.
21:15Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
21:32Was that convincing?
21:34Sure fooled me.
21:37Come on, let's go.
21:39There's someone I gotta talk to.
21:57You know what a transmitter is, don't you, Sharnhorst?
22:01That's what made that shivet destroy those settlements.
22:04You should treat it more gently.
22:06I also know that the only place the Tarhuns could get one would be from you or your moles.
22:11The city council knows it, too.
22:12They'll remove you from the board of governors when I show them that evidence.
22:16Evidence?
22:20What evidence?
22:22I know you don't believe in the Machinatio Vitae.
22:25But I'll give it to you anyway.
22:27In a nutshell, what goes around, comes around.
22:30And when it's your turn to go, I'll be around.
22:38So, how'd it go?
22:43That well, huh?
22:51Until next time, Tenrek.
22:55Until next time, Sharnhorst.
23:04I'll be right back.
23:09I'll be right back.
23:40We'll be right back with another earth-shaking episode of Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.