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00:22It doesn't hurt me
00:31Dad, come on, it's getting cold
00:32Oh, all right, all right, let me just shout
00:36And turn that row off
00:40I was listening to that
00:41And your mum's asleep
00:43It's been on the table ten minutes
00:45Well, you knew I was in the bathroom
00:47What did you make it so early for?
00:48Because I've got to go to school, remember?
00:50Anyway, it's not my job making breakfast
00:53Yeah, OK
00:54Thanks
00:55Just thought after our little chat
00:56I ought to act the dutiful daughter
00:58I shan't bother next time
00:59Sharon, I'm sorry I was ratty
01:01I'm very grateful for the breakfast
01:03Now, let's drop it, eh?
01:04You're so keen on handing out advice, ain't you?
01:06But you can never see you're anything less than perfect
01:09I've just said I'm sorry, let's forget it
01:10And if not, you'll sock me one, eh?
01:12Sharon, we've had all this out
01:14Now, let's wipe the slate clean and start over
01:17Oh, my God, that's all I need
01:19Now, I come up here to have a chat with you, then
01:23Yeah, well, don't mind me, Ethel
01:24I've got me chores to be getting on with
01:28Well, come on, Ethel, get it off your chest
01:30Well, it's about Nick Cotton
01:32Well, I thought Lofty was riding shotgun
01:33Now, I don't tell you want me to get
01:35security car to pick you up every morning
01:36Hang about, I'll phone the SAS
01:38I don't think they're doing much this week
01:39I came on my own this morning
01:41Congratulations
01:43I think we've all been a bit hard on Nick
01:48How's your clean-up campaign going, Doctor?
01:51Not bad, Lou
01:52It seems to have offended Ethel, though
01:53I don't know what's got into her
01:55She's behaving most oddly
01:56What's news?
01:58Yeah
01:58I might walk out on den one of these days
02:01I don't know what's gone wrong with the people around here
02:04They've got no heart
02:05Ethel, have I said something to offend you?
02:07Me? Oh, no
02:09Good
02:10No, but I just wish that sometimes you'd think
02:13before you speak, Doctor
02:14you know, a chance remark can cause a great deal of pain
02:21What have I said now?
02:23Oh, I shouldn't let it worry you, Doctor
02:25Now, that's just over
02:27That'll be 38
02:2838?
02:29Yeah, 50
02:30Yeah, right
02:33Where's Peter this morning?
02:34Oh, he's gone down to Henry's wine barbers
02:36You know, he's got great orders of salad stuff
02:39Yeah, doing awfully good business down there
02:42It's getting better and better
02:43I wouldn't wonder if they're taking half Den's trade
02:46Well, you've got to keep up with the times
02:48Oh, yes
02:50Yes, I mean, as long as we don't have just wine bars, video clubs and sex shops down here
02:58Cheers
02:59Cheers
02:59Here, lovely
03:01You couldn't do me a favour, could you?
03:04Anything for you, flower?
03:05Well, take Willie a walk round the gardens, will you?
03:08He hasn't been today
03:39Well, I do have to get to work at the pub
03:40The square and all that
03:41And then he mentioned
03:45Dog mess
03:46Oh
03:48See, he looked very upset about it
03:51Yeah
03:51Because he understands every word
03:53And he's very particular about that sort of thing
03:56So do you want me to turn me back when he does it
03:58So he doesn't get embarrassed
03:59Alright, alright, don't get your back up
04:01I'm only joking
04:01Yeah
04:02Yeah, oh
04:12I think a salad, are we?
04:14Oh
04:15They won't last much longer
04:17Pete gave me to make some chutney
04:19Here, you give me an egg
04:21I'm chopping them up
04:22Might as well do something
04:23Why they're all still
04:29There it is
04:30Nothing like a bit of homemade
04:33Yeah, we've still got a load left from last year
04:35Oh, that's because you kids got no taste
04:37You will smother everything in brown sauce
04:40I like brown sauce
04:42Oh, well, shut up and get choppy
04:47Thought any more about it?
04:49What?
04:50You know what?
04:52I think he won't change anything
04:54You've got to tell your mum and dad
04:55I can't, Graham
04:56I know it won't be easy, but it's got to be done
04:59I'm just not ready yet
05:00Well, when are you going to be ready?
05:02This week?
05:03Next week?
05:04Nine months' time?
05:06You're going to notice eventually, you know
05:08Okay, okay
05:09Well, you can't leave it much longer
05:13Better tell them now, as soon as you can
05:15Get the message, Graham
05:16Okay, then do something about it
05:20I could maybe tell mum
05:22That'll be a start
05:23I can't face Doug with it, though
05:25He'll blow up, you know he will
05:26I've got enough on the plate without him going spare
05:28Well, I don't suppose there's any need for him to know
05:31I guess she hit
05:33You could tell her for me
05:34I could, but I'm not going to
05:37Thanks a lot
05:39She's your mother, Shell
05:41She cares about you
05:43So?
05:44She doesn't deserve to learn about this second hand
05:49I'm glad you talked to me about it
05:50But she might think you ought to have told her first
05:54You can't leave it any longer
05:58All right, Graham
05:58Look, she'll be back this afternoon
06:01Now, why don't you tell her then, eh?
06:02Oh, no
06:03Michelle
06:03Look, he'll be back as well, won't he?
06:05I'm not going to say a word while he's around
06:06Well, if that's all that's bothering you
06:08Don't you worry about him
06:11I'll get him out the way
06:12In fact, I know just how to
06:17Oh, come on, Willie
06:19Do us a favour
06:19We've been here a quarter of an hour
06:21And all you've done is eaten a fag packet
06:25Oh, look
06:28Willie, I've got to get to work
06:30That's what us human beings get up for
06:33I mean, we can't spend our lives
06:35Sniffing lampposts and messing pavements
06:38As long as you don't know when you're lucky, mate
06:45He finally flipped your lid, Loft
06:48Hello, Nick
06:48I didn't see you there
06:49Oh, Gabbard
06:50What's all this with the hand of the Baskervilles?
06:52Fancy him, do you?
06:53I was just doing Ethel a favour
06:55Oh, yeah
06:58Apparently he's developing a complex
07:00Well, watch where he does it
07:02I fancy doing a spot of sunbathing down here later
07:05And it ain't the sort of lotion I fancy spreading
07:07No, don't worry
07:08I'm going to give him about five more minutes
07:10And I'm going to shove a cork in it
07:11And let Ethel sort it out for herself
07:29We are a pair of busy little bees, aren't we?
07:32I'm waking chutney
07:33Chutney?
07:34You've still got half of last year's left
07:36Mind you, I love this stuff
07:39Can never get enough chutney, that's what I always say
07:42Don't suppose the dinner's ready, is it?
07:44No
07:44I'm starving
07:45What are you doing, Mum?
07:47Don't tell me there's another jumble sale coming up
07:49Oh, I've lost something
07:50I know there is somewhere
07:51Well, since you've got your hands full
07:53I'll get some grub on, shall I?
07:55No, no, I'm doing that
07:56Oh, here they are
07:58I knew I hadn't thrown them out
08:00Yeah, well, I fancy some beans on toast
08:02With an egg on top
08:02And I don't suppose you've got to rush your streak here, have you?
08:05No, you're having sandwiches
08:06No, no, no, don't trouble yourself, Mum
08:08I can easily open a can
08:09No time for that, we're going out
08:11Are we?
08:12Yes, that's why we got the wellies
08:14We're going up to the enochment
08:16Well, I wasn't planning on going up there this afternoon
08:18My back's playing me up
08:19Oh, Dad, you can't disappoint, Gran
08:21She's been looking forward to this all morning
08:22She's taken her hours to find her wellies
08:25I shall have to take him to the vet if this goes on
08:28He's not constipated normally
08:30I think it's just people upsetting him
08:34Why don't you try a dose of syrup of figs there?
08:36That usually does the trick
08:37Only don't do it outside the doctor's surgery
08:39Yeah, I know, love
08:40I've been busy
08:41Oh, so-so
08:42There's them service washers over there
08:44And then there's a lot to go in the trunk
08:46I don't know if it works the same with dogs
08:48Do what, Ethel?
08:50What?
08:51Syrup of figs
08:52I'm afraid you got me there, Eth
08:54Mind you
08:55I'll soon find out if you've tried it, eh?
08:57Yes, but I don't want to upset his stomach
08:59I mean, I'd be better to take him to the vet
09:02Good idea
09:03Yes, but he doesn't like him
09:05He bit him last time we went
09:07What, the vet bit Willie?
09:09Nasty
09:12Duh!
09:15What's doing your smalls, are you?
09:17Nah, just popped in for a quick sauna and massage
09:20I see
09:21What a busy life you do, Lee
09:23You know, I'm surprised you've got time to pick up your gyro
09:26It's not easy being unemployed
09:28Oh, I don't know, love
09:30I reckon it's a cushy little number myself
09:32Especially when you're not even bothering to look for work
09:35Who says he's not?
09:36Well, it doesn't really look like it, does it?
09:38I mean, swanning around the square all day
09:41There's sauna and massage in the laundry
09:43Look, if there was any drugs going, I'd be after it, right?
09:45I just haven't heard about you, that's all
09:47So, what do you do for money, meantime?
09:50My gyro, like you said
09:52Well, that's not exactly going to keep you in a style to which you're accustomed now, is it?
09:56I mean, you've always had expensive tastes, Mr Colton
10:00We manage
10:02Glad to hear it
10:04Oh, yes, a little warning
10:06What's that?
10:08There's some funny money going around Walford at the moment
10:11What, do you mean, forgeries?
10:12Yeah, 20 quid notes
10:14Hang on, pal
10:14What's all this got to do with me?
10:17Nothing
10:18As far as I know, sir
10:20No, I just thought
10:21Since you're making such an effort on the work front
10:23I'd hate to see you do a bit of casual
10:25And get called out on a casual hand, that's all
10:28Lovely baby
10:29Don't work too hard, will you?
10:31Too hard
10:38Double spit
10:39Pardon?
10:41Yeah, that's how you dig
10:42There's two ways
10:44Yeah
10:44Single spit
10:46That's one span depth
10:48And double spit
10:50That's two
10:51My Albert taught me that
10:53Good old Albert
10:54Yeah
10:56You're just scratching at the surface
11:03Oh, is that better?
11:05Well, it's not right, but you'll learn, I suppose
11:09Look, I'm just turning over the soil
11:12I'm not trying to get to Australia
11:14Oh, well, you are new to it
11:17I suppose you'll get the hand of it
11:19Look, I thought you wanted to look round while you're here
11:21I'll give you a guided tour
11:23Well, there's not much to see, is there?
11:26Yeah, well, there's the allotment association's shop opening up at the end there
11:30That'd interest you
11:31Oh, yeah?
11:32Yeah, they sell tools, seeds, plants, all sorts
11:35Oh, there's not much point in having seeds if we haven't got anywhere to plant them, is there?
11:40And they sell tea and biscuits, I could murder a cup of tea
11:42Oh, all right, I'll go and get us a cup while I have a look over there
11:47Yeah, I'll come with you
11:48No, you don't
11:48Don't you stop
11:51Anyway, I feel like a walk
11:53Look, my back's killing me
11:54If I don't take a break sooner, I'll end up in hospital
11:57You bastard gut
11:59To get this area allotment, you was lucky
12:03There's people on the waiting list
12:05And now all you seem to want to do is nothing
12:08Look, I'd put in one more hour
12:10And then I'm definitely going to call it a day
12:13There you go, Mum
12:15You're spoiling me today, sure you're not after something?
12:18Of course I'm not
12:18I'm allowed to look after my own mother, aren't I?
12:20Oh
12:21Well, I've nearly finished these invitations
12:23Oh, well, I'll put them in the envelopes and stick the stamps on
12:25Are you sure you're not after something?
12:28No, I'm not
12:28I just want this christening to be a big success for you
12:30Yeah, I'm starting to get nervous now about the food and everything
12:33It's got to be just right
12:34Not too showy, but a good spread
12:37The family are all good eaters
12:38Especially Uncle Pete
12:40Yeah, I like a man who's a good eater
12:42Never quite trust a bloke who picks at his food
12:45I'll remember that
12:46Yeah, you do, it might keep you out of trouble, eh?
12:51Mum
12:51Yeah?
12:52I want to talk to you
12:54Watcher
12:55Oh, hello, Kev
12:56Just looked in on the way to the pub
12:58So, how's the preparations for the big day, then?
13:00Oh, great
13:00She'll give us a hand with the invitations
13:02Might as well have yours now, save us, don't you?
13:04Oh, tell us
13:04Go and get Kev a cup of tea, She'll
13:06It's a pot fresh mate
13:07Lovely
13:08Here, you've got some good news
13:09Oh, yeah?
13:10Pete's found a place where we can hire the video camera
13:12Not too pricey, either
13:13Oh, great
13:15Oh, She'll, do you hear that?
13:17We're all going to be on the telly
13:18Baby's going to be a star before he's two months old
13:20Right
13:21Well, it's much better than photos, isn't it?
13:23It's just the same, you ain't got a video yourself, so
13:25So you can always watch at us
13:27Yeah
13:28You know, I hope Baby Fowler won't mind
13:29What?
13:31Well, having your picture taken on a rugs one thing
13:33But having it all on film
13:34Might be embarrassing for you
13:36You can blackmail him with it, then
13:37Yeah
13:38Okay
13:46How many is that we've sold?
13:48Four?
13:48We're on our way, my son
13:49Yeah, get out of here
13:52I'll tell you, today, Walford, tomorrow the world
13:54Listen, do you think we ought to start doing scarves?
13:56I reckon we can shift, can't you, then?
13:58Bill!
13:59Get this what I should be
14:00What?
14:03Go on
14:05Noel and Hardy
14:07I'd like to work with you
14:09Got a street trader's license, have we?
14:13No, silly me, I didn't think so
14:17Get this down in my little book, shall we?
14:21Now, met you two clowns before, haven't I?
14:25Never forget a face.
14:27Names. Now, let me see.
14:29George, otherwise known as Lofty Holloway.
14:32Yeah.
14:32Yes.
14:34And, uh, Kelvin Carpenter.
14:37And it's the first time we've ever done this.
14:39I'm glad to hear it, son, because it's also going to be the last.
14:42How old are you?
14:44Sixty.
14:45Oh, dear, oh, dear. You could really be involved with them, couldn't you?
14:48And, uh, your father's not going to like it, is he, eh?
14:53On the sofa, shall we?
14:54No, I work full-time down the pub.
14:57Oh, so you've got a fair bit of losing all, then.
15:01Now, I do like to see people showing a bit of initiative,
15:05but there are rules and regulations, you know?
15:07What we call the law of the land,
15:09and I cannot stand by and watch it being flouted.
15:13So, where did we get this little lot from?
15:15We made it.
15:17I see.
15:19Well, you can't flog them on the street, right,
15:21without a trader's licence.
15:23Sorry.
15:23Sorry is not good enough, son.
15:26Now, I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
15:30I'm going to let you off with a warning.
15:33All right?
15:34I've been walking him all day.
15:36I don't think he's ever going to go again.
15:40I don't know what he's going to do.
15:42What's my dad's going to go, man?
15:43Yeah, two tees, please.
15:45I'm sure.
15:45He still hasn't beaten off yet.
15:47Eh?
15:47Will he?
15:48Oh, sure.
15:50He doesn't need to know, does he?
15:52I suppose I'm quick decides to tell him.
15:55Yeah, I wouldn't put it past him.
15:56Maybe I'd better tell him myself, get it over with, eh?
15:58Do you want anything else with these lads?
16:00No, it's fine.
16:01Keep your head down, love, you're looking hard back.
16:03Yeah, even worse if he finds out from someone else.
16:06Luffy, would you do me another favour?
16:09What?
16:10Take him for another walk, Luffy, to killing me.
16:13Never mind your feet.
16:14What about his poor little legs?
16:15Any more of this, they're going to wear away, aren't they?
16:17Well, just once round the block, love.
16:20I've just got a cup of tea here.
16:24Right.
16:25You're late?
16:26Yeah, I'm sorry, love.
16:28What, something wrong?
16:29Stuart's been digging back into the hospital again.
16:31Oh, no, I'm sorry.
16:33It's a lot more serious.
16:35Come on, let's go.
16:35Where are you two all to?
16:37Tesco's, why?
16:38Oh, take Willie with you.
16:40He does want to go, if you know what I mean.
16:43Well, you can't take dogs into Tesco's, except Gindal's.
16:46Well, get a white stick, then.
16:47It's a crisis, isn't it?
16:48Well, there's a rain outside.
16:51You can tie him to it while you do the shopping.
16:53Look, Ethel, we're not going to take the dog, okay?
16:56Oh, come on, auntie.
16:57It's no trouble.
16:58Well, he's having trouble with his number two rooms.
17:01I knew you'd understand being a medical man.
17:04Yes, of course we understand, Ethel.
17:05Isn't he a little love?
17:07Mm-hmm.
17:11You shouldn't have snapped at her like that.
17:13Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
17:15It's just that Stuart's taking a load of pills.
17:16I mean, you know what they're like at that age?
17:18He thought they were sweets or something.
17:20I don't know if he's going to pull through it.
17:24How'd it go, Lofty?
17:25Hey.
17:27The sweaters.
17:28Did they sell well?
17:29Yeah, we're a bit quiet, actually.
17:31We packed in early.
17:32Ah.
17:33I suppose that means he's going to be out again tomorrow, trying to make up for it, huh?
17:36No, I think we might elbow the street selling, try around at something else, you know.
17:42Oh, great.
17:43The sound of broken glass.
17:45Not exactly music to my ears.
17:46No, I'll chew it up, shall I do?
17:47Another hole in the profits.
17:50They're legless half of them before they get here.
17:51I wonder where they're buying it.
17:54Yeah, I'll do it.
17:55It's all right.
17:55I'll have to manage, Lofty.
17:57It gives you a done if it's in a right state.
17:59I'd better do it.
17:59You're looking under drunk.
18:00Something brought up with us.
18:01Look, when you two lovebirds have finished arguing over the dustpan and brass, perhaps you'd like to get on with
18:05it.
18:06Otherwise, someone's going to cut themselves and I'm going to get sued for damages.
18:09Yeah, I'll do it.
18:09I'll do it.
18:12Sorry, Dan.
18:13There's customers waiting, Lofty.
18:15All right.
18:20Can't get the staff, can you?
18:22I wouldn't know me, but I can't afford staff.
18:24It's all I can do to keep my head above water.
18:28All right, well, shall.
18:29Had a few baskets in, have we?
18:30Lock it back in.
18:30Have a glass, have your shoulder.
18:32All right, then.
18:33I'll have half, please, as usual.
18:35One half in there, Tone.
18:36No time, Pete.
18:37I've got to get back and get some work done.
18:38All right.
18:39Here, Pauline was dead chuffed about the video, Pete.
18:41Of course, he's going to be great.
18:43Hey, what's all this, then?
18:44We're having a video of christening.
18:45Pete's hiring out a camera.
18:46Oh, so you'll be doing your Zeffirelli, are you?
18:49He's a film director.
18:51Oh, I thought it was an Italian restaurant.
18:54Yeah, it's the first spaghetti christening.
18:55Oh, it's another funny meme.
18:58He's been.
18:59What do you want about, Ephraim?
19:00Willie, he's done his business.
19:02And all in the proper place.
19:04Under the bush in the square.
19:06Well, I'm sure the old bar's delighted with that piece of information, Ethel.
19:09Now, do you want me to phone the press or give it to the radio?
19:11Oh, there's no need for that.
19:13But just so there's no misunderstandings, any mess is due to him.
19:18And nothing to do with my willy.
19:21I hope everybody has heard that.
19:25Oh, well, you'll be a bit tight.
19:28Aren't you, my darling?
19:30Hmm?
19:31Aren't you tight?
19:33You can stay for me.
19:35No, thanks.
19:36Um...
19:37Well, get the ironing out for us, then, will you, love?
19:40Come on, sweetheart.
19:42You's a good little boy, aren't you?
19:45Yes, you are.
19:46Can you start on this lot?
19:48No, no, it's all right.
19:49If you support me enough for one day, I'll do it.
19:52There you are.
19:55I wonder how Dad's getting on on the allotment.
19:57Oh, he's dead keen, isn't he?
19:58Yeah, but digging's hard work if you're not used to it.
20:01Well, you've got to look after him.
20:02He'll probably dig holes six foot by three and push her in.
20:08Mum?
20:08Mum? Yeah.
20:10I'm pregnant.
20:15I see.
20:19I see.
20:20Is that all you've got to say?
20:22Well, it takes a bit of thinking about, doesn't it?
20:24Yeah.
20:25I've been meaning to tell you, I just didn't know what to say.
20:29Well, I've just said now.
20:31Yeah.
20:33Are you sure?
20:36Yeah.
20:39How late are you?
20:41Three weeks.
20:45That don't prove anything.
20:47I've had one of them tests.
20:49What sort of tests?
20:50One of those predictor things.
20:52And was it positive?
20:54Yeah.
20:57Still doesn't prove anything.
20:58They're not reliable.
20:59Don't always get it right.
21:01I know I'm pregnant, Mum.
21:05Yeah, well, it's got to be confirmed.
21:06You have to go to the doctors.
21:07No.
21:08It's got to be done, Michelle.
21:09Mum, I'm not going to Dr Legg.
21:11I mean, F will probably be outside the door and it'll be around the square in two minutes.
21:14Yes, but if you are pregnant, we're not going to be able to keep it a secret forever, are we?
21:18We're going to have to see a doctor sometime.
21:24God, if only you'd listened to me, this would never have happened.
21:28I mean, you could have gone on the pill.
21:29We gave you the option.
21:31I know.
21:32But you wouldn't have it, would you?
21:34Oh, no, you knew better.
21:36How could you have been so stupid?
21:39When I was your age, we either stayed on the straight and narrow rope.
21:42The bloke had some sense, which they usually don't.
21:45But you lot got it handed to you on a plate.
21:48You could have sorted yourself out.
21:50You didn't have to get pregnant.
21:53Always trusted you, Michelle.
21:56I thought Mark was the difficult one.
22:00I used to have nightmares about a father turning up on a doorstep with a shotgun after his blood.
22:06Not you.
22:08Not this.
22:10You've changed, Shell.
22:14Don't know why or how, but you've changed.
22:17I can't talk to you.
22:19No one can talk to you.
22:23I suppose you thought you knew best.
22:25Now you know you didn't.
22:26If you was going to run around with every Tom, Dick or Harry, you could have been more careful.
22:32Mum, it wasn't like that.
22:33I wasn't sleeping around.
22:35No.
22:36Just the once, was it?
22:38They all say that.
22:40Maybe.
22:40But in my case, it happens to be true.
22:44Don't have to believe me.
22:45It doesn't really make much difference whether you do or not in the end.
22:49But it's the truth, Mum.
22:52I'm sorry, Michelle.
22:54Wish I hadn't said them things.
22:56I don't know why I did.
22:57It was a shock.
22:58It was bound to be.
22:59Yeah.
23:00There's no point in going through the if-onlys.
23:02I mean, now I've got to sort out what's to be done.
23:05Yeah.
23:06There was one thing.
23:08At least you'd have to face it on your own.
23:10You've got your mum behind you now.
23:12Thanks.
23:13Well, it can't have been easy going about with all that on your mind and no one to turn to.
23:18You told anyone?
23:20I told Gran.
23:22Oh, so you could tell someone.
23:25Look, she gave you an easier time than she gave me when I had to tell her I was in
23:29the club.
23:29She's been great.
23:31Yeah.
23:32She usually does turn up trumps when the chips are down.
23:35I should have told you first, I suppose, Mum.
23:39Oh, it doesn't matter.
23:40It's done now.
23:41And you've had an earful for your pain, so perhaps you made the right choice.
23:47Have you thought about what you're going to do?
23:49I haven't thought about much else lately.
23:52I know all the questions, even if I'm not sure about the answers yet.
23:56I can't face Dad with it, Mum.
23:59Oh, well, that's not the first hurdle.
24:01I mean, we'll decide if and when we tell your father.
24:05There's no if about it.
24:07I mean, he's going to notice for himself eventually.
24:10You mean you can have it?
24:13I think so.
24:16You don't sound too sure.
24:19I'm not sure about anything right at the moment.
24:24OK, fair enough.
24:26What about the bloke who got you into all this?
24:29Gran's ready to question me about that one.
24:31I'm not telling.
24:32Didn't ask you who he was.
24:34You'll tell me in your own time.
24:36Or you won't.
24:38But he is responsible.
24:41Does he know?
24:45How do you think he's going to feel?
24:47Mum, can we just leave him out of this, please?
24:50Righto.
24:50If that's the way you want to play it, that's the way we will.
24:53For the time being, there's plenty of other things to sort out.
24:57Now then, you know, I know, and your gran knows.
25:01So we'll keep it in the female line first.
25:05All men do is shout, make a lot of noise and never actually do anything.
25:10It's always our problem in the end.
25:15But the first thing is, you're going to have to see the doctor.
25:20OK, not Dr Legg, there's plenty of other doctors.
25:23But it's got to be confirmed and we've got to find out if there's going to be any complications.
25:29The second thing is, you're not to bottle things up inside anymore.
25:34We're in this together.
25:35There isn't anything we can't sort out between us.
25:39It's not going to be easy, Mum.
25:40I know.
25:42I can't go back to school yet.
25:44Oh, you don't have to worry about that.
25:47And I'll write you another letter.
25:49And if your father starts asking questions, well, I'll handle him.
25:53You know, I've been dreading telling you.
25:55Somehow I thought you'd guess anyway.
25:58Well, you won't show for a while yet.
26:01How do you feel?
26:04Scared, Mum.
26:05Oh, come here.
26:06What?
26:07Oh, come on when your mum tells you.
26:08Come on.
26:09You're too big for this sort of thing.
26:10No, you're not.
26:11You're never too big for a cuddle.
26:12I know, because I feel like one sometimes and I'm no spring chicken.
26:16Don't you worry, love.
26:17It's all going to be all right.
26:19Be all right.
26:21He's been moaning all the way home.
26:23Have you got anything?
26:24Well, there's invocation.
26:26That'd probably help.
26:27Oh, great.
26:27And there's some spray stuff.
26:29I mean, that might be better.
26:30Oh, good.
26:30And then there's the stuff you put in the bath which is supposed to soak the pain away.
26:33Oh, and we've just got some backache pills in.
26:36Well, it sounds just a job.
26:37Oh, which do you want?
26:39I don't know.
26:39Which do you think is best?
26:40I don't know.
26:41I mean, it's really up to you.
26:44Well, I'll take the lot.
26:45Throwing your money a bit.
26:47There's nothing that a good night's sleep wouldn't cure.
26:50Oh, no, it won't.
26:51I keep telling you I'm in agony.
26:53Look, if it's that bad, maybe you should go and see the doctor.
26:55I mean, you might have put something out.
26:57Well, if I have, it's her fault.
26:58What?
26:59Yeah, I told you I'd had enough.
27:00I didn't want to keep on digging.
27:02Oh, well, that's all the fakes I'll get after showing an interest.
27:07That's £4.99.
27:08Yeah.
27:10Thanks very much.
27:11Cheers.
27:11Cheers.
27:12Come on, you old bear.
27:14I told you I'd want to pack it up.
27:16I wouldn't have got my disability wouldn't be doing.
27:18Here you go, let's for that stuff.
27:19Here, Saeed.
27:20Yeah?
27:21Can you change this for us?
27:22Sure.
27:23Maybe we should get in some more backache stuff.
27:26I've got a feeling Arthur's going to be a regular for it.
27:31I'm sorry, I can't change this, Kelvin.
27:33What's that, run out at once?
27:37No, it's one of those forgeries the police have been on about.
27:40What?
27:41Where did you get it?
27:43Someone brought a jumper with it.
27:45Well, you've been done, mate.
27:46I'm really sorry.
27:49You should take it into the police station.
27:50No.
27:51Well, it's worthless.
27:52There's not really much you can do with it.
27:54Oh, man.
27:55I'm not going to be done out of pocket this time.
27:58I know exactly who gave this to me.
27:59He's in this screw and I'm going round there to sort him out.
28:01Now.
28:04Kelvin.
28:05Kelvin.
28:08Kelvin.
28:08Kelvin.
28:10Kelvin.
28:12Kelvin.
28:13Kelvin.
28:13Kelvin.