00:02A huge news conference involving Stone Cold Steve Austin in Hollywood yesterday.
00:07What's going on with Stone Cold?
00:09I don't know, what's the deal?
00:10Give us more information here.
00:11What's going on with the WWE?
00:13We're gonna have all the information for you Monday night on Raw,
00:18Stone Cold in Hollywood.
00:28Show!
00:31Big Show!
00:33Come on, player.
00:34Now you heard what I said out there tonight.
00:37When Kurt Angle gets here, you can't lay your hands on him
00:40until he apologizes to Joy.
00:42You feel me?
00:44Show!
00:47Hey, I hope you don't do anything that you're gonna regret, dawg.
00:52Believe me, anything that I do, I won't regret.
00:58I spit in the face of people called...
01:01Let me tell you something.
01:03I would not wanna be a Kurt Angle fan.
01:05I'm telling you, he's in trouble.
01:06Well, not only Big Show, but JBL in his cabinet looking for Kurt Angle,
01:09and now what?
01:11Carlito.
01:12Hey, look, and he's still carrying that, what I call it,
01:14a silly petition.
01:16I don't know if it's silly, Cole.
01:17I don't think Carlito would appreciate that.
01:19He might get a face full of apples.
01:20Well, Carlito wants to get people to sign the petition,
01:23so General Manager Theodore Long is removed from office.
01:25Well, my people tell me, I got people,
01:27that Carlito's got over a thousand signatures on that petition.
01:31Well, I hope these people...
01:32Over a thousand?
01:33I mean, over a thousand?
01:34That's impressive.
01:35That's a lot of people.
01:36That's impressive, but I hope these people are reading
01:37the fine print that's probably involved in this petition somewhere along.
01:41Oh, fine print, fine print, let's talk about this petition.
01:44In my mind, General Manager Theodore Long has done nothing but a great job.
01:49I mean, he started the show off tonight by forcing Kurt Angle to apologize,
01:53which I think is a great idea.
01:54And it is a tag team test match.
01:56Now, I wonder how many people had signed that petition for the Caribbean.
02:00That's what I'm wondering.
02:01I mean, you got a good point.
02:01I mean, I mean, you know, really?
02:03Will it count?
02:04I mean, if they're not American...
02:06Well, are they WWE fans of the Caribbean?
02:09Oh, there's WWE fans of the Caribbean.
02:09Are they SmackDown fans of the Caribbean?
02:11They're everywhere.
02:11Of course they are.
02:12And of course the signatures would count.
02:14Well, okay, so that means if they're Caribbean,
02:16or they're from like maybe the Antillians or Aruba or something,
02:20it would count, right?
02:22Puerto Rico, uh, Mayoko, uh, you know, uh...
02:27Red Hook.
02:28Red Hook, Cardassi, you know, all of them.
02:30You know?
02:31Who's counting?
02:31Well, nonetheless, my vote goes with Theodore Long staying in office as General Manager.
02:36Of course, because you kiss butt.
02:38That's what you do.
02:38You kiss butt, Cole.
02:39That's why nobody likes you.
02:41And he's also responsible for getting your paycheck signed every week.
02:44I love Mr. Long.
02:45I love him.
02:46You kiss butt, Cole.
02:53I love you.
02:54I love you.
02:55Theodore Long.
02:58Last week, you just sat around while poor Joy Giovanni was abducted.
03:09And although she was found, no thanks to your negligence,
03:17you should be held responsible
03:19you're the general manager of SmackDown
03:24you've been responsible
03:25for a lot of bad things
03:27that have been happening here on SmackDown
03:37wait, wait, wait, wait, listen, listen
03:41thanks to Theodore Long
03:44Khalid's arm is in a sling
03:48and that
03:51that's not cool
03:58so I
04:00will continue
04:02to travel all over the world
04:05even if I have to come to awful cities like Montreal
04:15until I get enough signatures on this petition
04:20and I will not stop
04:32wait a minute
04:37I'll tell you what
04:38oh boy
04:38it's that lunatic
04:40hiding right
04:40who's got that casket match
04:42in 10 days
04:43okay, now why don't you go tell him he's a lunatic
04:45I'm not gonna tell him anything
04:46he's not a lunatic
04:48he's just a little
04:48he's special
04:49he's eccentric
04:50he's different
04:52he's not a lunatic
05:08you want me to go tell him that
05:09yeah, go ahead
05:10I don't see you running over there
05:12well, let's see what happens
05:13see, I'll tell him later
05:14I want to know why Heidreich is out here
05:21this guy is extremely, extremely odd
05:37Heidreich is signing the petition
05:39Heidreich is signing the petition
05:47Heidreich is signing the petition
05:49sure
05:55I want Theodore Long
05:59gone too
06:05he's trying to force me
06:07into the
06:09the
06:10casket match
06:13against The Undertaker
06:15at the Royal Rumble
06:21I'm not afraid
06:23of The Undertaker
06:28but
06:30but
06:34caskets
06:35I hate
06:40caskets
06:45I'll do anything
06:47to get
06:48out of that match
07:02I think
07:18he's not a friend
07:20life are passing like the sands through the hourglass and at the Royal Rumble
07:28the hourglass will be empty and on that day you will meet your maker and your
07:43maker will bring you face-to-face with your greatest fear
08:04that's a lifelike dummy of Heidenreich in that casket
08:29at the Royal Rumble you will
08:37rest
08:38in
08:40peace
08:42peace
08:43peace
09:08I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Dr. Gaskin!
09:20I'm not going to rest in peace.
09:26You won't put it.
09:28Move!
09:43Let's get peace! Let's get peace! Let's get peace! Let's get peace!
