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01:02Yeah, I hear you guys in the truck. You want me to talk. I'm not going to talk. I'm not
01:06going to put these guys over. They make me sick. I'll start talking when their opponents come out. Thank you
01:10very much.
01:11Thank you very much.
02:21I hate every single one of you people in here.
02:39If you didn't know, what you are looking at is the toughest three men in pro wrestling today.
02:59We challenge anybody in the WWF.
03:10We challenge everybody in the WCW.
03:23But most of all, we challenge each and every one of you.
03:30If you've got the guts, bring it on down to the ring and we'll kick your asses right now.
03:53There's not one man in this whole arena who's got the guts to get in the ring with the Dudley
04:02boys.
04:13If you've got the guts, fat man, bring it on down to the ring.
04:31You're going to need that crutch when the Dudley boys are done with you.
04:41I guess you're just mad that I was with your mother last night.
04:53And in the words of my brother D-Von,
05:03Without any further ado, it is now time for Brother Gergner.
05:19Shut the hell up!
05:25Contestify!
05:34Is it hot in here or is it just me?
05:42Well, well, well.
05:44Dayton, Ohio.
05:48Amazing where people can live these days.
05:54It is I, the man your mother warned you about.
05:58The man that makes your panties moist.
06:01And the only man that matters.
06:03Hotter than a heat wave.
06:05And harder than Chinese algebra.
06:08The quintessential stud muffin myself.
06:11Joel, I always leave them sore.
06:15Yet they keep coming back for more.
06:18Gertner.
06:27Also in the ring at this time.
06:30He is a referee with integrity.
06:34And a referee with hair.
06:38The extreme official Jeff Jones.
06:47What a cello.
06:50Accompanying him to ringside.
06:53The trashiest prostitute to ever enter professional wrestling.
06:59Our valet and love slave.
07:02Come on!
07:03Beulah McGillisloddy!
07:07At damn dollars, the only way Gertner's ever gonna get laid in this lifetime.
07:13And at my right.
07:15My colleague.
07:17You saw him suffer on ECW television.
07:21A torn ACL.
07:23A damaged patella tendon.
07:25A ruptured rectum.
07:27What?
07:28Joe!
07:28You idiot!
07:30You idiot!
07:31You idiot!
07:32I bet Joe caused that injury himself.
07:35I mean...
07:37I mean a deviated septum.
07:40And a kidney stone.
07:42Nonetheless, he stands before you.
07:45As the quiet behind the riot.
07:48And the innovator of silence.
07:51Sign Guy Dudley!
08:00And at this time.
08:03Here they are.
08:04The trans-coastal.
08:06Trans-continental.
08:08And inter-galactic.
08:10Six-man.
08:11Tag-team.
08:12Champions of the wrestling world.
08:15First.
08:16From the twisted steel section of Dudleyville.
08:20Three hundred and sixty-eight pounds.
08:25Twenty-six and one-half inches of arms.
08:30Attached to the man who can rip the Guinness Book in half.
08:35With his bare hands.
08:37And beat the snot out of Ripley.
08:39Believe it or not.
08:40Pro-wrestling's only real mastodon.
08:44Big Dick Dudley!
08:53Talk about a criminal.
09:02Representing the south side of Dudleyville.
09:06And weighing in.
09:08At a slim.
09:10Trim.
09:11Butt.
09:12Cut.
09:12Ripped.
09:18No, no.
09:19I didn't say stud muffin says.
09:23Weight unknown.
09:26He is.
09:27D. Vaughn Dudley!
09:30F.U.T.
09:32F.U.T.
09:32F.U.T.
09:44F.U.T.
09:44F.U.T.
09:44F.U.T.
09:47F.U.T.
09:48F.U.T.
09:48F.U.T.
09:48F.U.T.
09:49F.U.T.
09:49F.U.T.
09:52F.U.T.
09:53F.U.T.
09:55F.U.T.
09:58ready, riled up rowdy and rambunctious, 350 pounds. He is the man that helped drive Beulah's head into the canvas
10:14with such impact. She didn't know whether to urinate, defecate, or ejaculate.
10:22Baba Ray Dudley. Somebody cut his mic. Now that we've helped prove that Beulah is not the girl for Tommy,
10:41indeed, she's the girl for just about everybody else. Dreamer, come face your nightmare.
10:52You know, these jerks cost us the matchup. They jumped New Jack earlier tonight before the pay-per-view even
10:59started, so we can't have the weapons match between New Jack and Jack Victory.
11:04That means that Tommy Dreamer, the Sandman, and little Spike Dudley have no backup. And you know the Dudleys always
11:13have a trick up their sleeve.
11:15Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton!
11:31Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton!
11:33Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton!
11:33Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton!
11:36Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southampton! Go Southam
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