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Rivals - Season 1 Episode 6
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00:07All this year I'm off to sunny Spain
00:12Evviva España
00:14I'm taking the Costa Brava plane
00:20Evviva España
00:22If you'd like to check to Matador
00:25In some cool cabana
00:29And meet señoritas by the score
00:33España, por favor
00:39Quite by chance to hot romance
00:41I found the answer
00:48Señorita Cook?
00:50Hi
01:00Hello
01:01It's me
01:02Lord Badingham sends his apologies
01:04But he won't be joining you
01:05But it's the awards he promised
01:08He's been invited to dine with Princess Diana this evening
01:12She's in Russia to open a new hospital ward for AIDS patients
01:17Star fucker
01:20Carinium have exclusive access to film the event
01:23It's franchise here
01:25Something like this could improve Carinium's prospects
01:27I'm so sorry Cameron
01:29Good luck tomorrow
01:31Goodbye
01:40Careful you'll scare the pigeons
01:46What are you doing here?
01:47It's the best hotel in Malaga
01:50I was here for the hearts game last night
01:52What's your excuse?
01:53Work
01:55Spain's answer to the British television awards
01:58I've been nominated
01:59Well done you
02:01No Tony
02:02Surprised the oily Baron
02:04Missed the opportunity for a few days of fun in the sun
02:08You should join me for dinner
02:10Excuse me?
02:11Nicky and Mary, couple of pals from my show jumping days
02:14Are having a few friends over for drinks and a bite at their place
02:17It'll be fun, you'll love it
02:21Imagine how furious Tony would be if he knew you were actually having a good time
02:26Imagine how furious Tony would be if he knew you were actually having a good time
03:00Well done you
03:01Plug into this
03:17To
03:18Like
03:18Who
03:18Oh, my God.
03:48Oh, my God.
04:18Potato-whitting bastard really screwed me.
04:21You played chicken and lost.
04:22If he's so important, why don't you invite him back?
04:25I don't think he rescued Carinium.
04:26I'd rather chew glass.
04:28I don't think I'm crawling back.
04:29He's up to his eyes in depth.
04:30He's virtually unemployable.
04:31It sounds like he needs you as much as you've made him.
04:34I do not need Death in a heart.
04:37No, you don't.
04:38You are at your best when you're in a tight spot.
04:40This is no different.
04:53It's incredible.
04:57Client.
04:59Shall we?
05:06Oh, there she is.
05:08Rupert, darling.
05:10You look gorgeous.
05:12Oh, as do you.
05:13Lovely to see.
05:14And you, Cameron, meet Mary.
05:17How do you do, lovely Cameron?
05:18Nice to meet you.
05:19I spent hours perfecting my seating plan, and you spoil it in seconds.
05:23Well, plans are meant to be broken.
05:24That's when we haven't much fun.
05:25This is true.
05:26Oh!
05:27Still at riding weight.
05:29Oh, I'm impressed you haven't gone to sea.
05:31Hello, Nicky.
05:33I know how these ministerial jobs breathe the worst habits.
05:38Cameron, meet Nicky.
05:39Oh, Preciosa.
05:40Hi.
05:40Your home is beautiful.
05:41Oh, well, thank you, my darling.
05:44One of the many perks to being the British ambassador.
05:47Ambassador?
05:47Oh, God.
05:49All right, come on, you gorgeous people.
05:50I want to introduce you and show you off.
05:53Please.
06:21You haven't really experienced it.
06:23Spain until you see a bullfight.
06:26I don't think so.
06:27That sounds horrific.
06:29I was quite sick after my first visit.
06:32Please.
06:33There are better distractions in Malaga than the Matadors.
06:36What you must understand is that the drama of the bullring reveals one of the secrets of the Spanish.
06:44They're all obsessed with death.
06:48Yes, it's true.
06:49We are obsessed with death.
06:50But the dance between men and bull symbolizes how life is to be lived, not deferred for a future gratification
06:59which may never come.
07:01Cameron, Rupert tells me that you're a nominee for the Omplete Awards.
07:06Yes.
07:07And you win one?
07:08You always did know the right horse to back.
07:10Uh-huh.
07:11Usually your own.
07:12Horse?
07:14Not that I'm suggesting that you're a horse, of course.
07:21So, you are an actress?
07:23No, I'm a producer.
07:25Oh, you prefer to make the decisions.
07:27Exactly.
07:28Well, the very best of luck for tomorrow.
07:31One is good.
07:34Cheers.
07:35Yeah?
07:36Yeah.
07:36Good morning.
07:46You will be careful, won't you?
07:53Of Rupert?
07:54Of course.
07:56I mean, with Rupert.
08:03You never saw him in the ring.
08:05He was magnificent.
08:08Giving it up the way he did, I thought he'd ruin himself with women and drink.
08:14But he's done marvellously as a minister of sport, because it matters to him to be the best.
08:22It's likely Mrs. Thatcher will call an election this summer.
08:25She needs to stamp out Kinnock.
08:28But if it goes poorly, then the toys lose.
08:31They may drift again.
08:34He needs something more permanent to fulfill him.
08:41Shouldn't I always be burning?
08:42Oh?
08:45Definitely.
09:02That's Tony's appeal.
09:06I can see why he finds you, it resists Gorma.
09:11You realise he'll never leave Monaco?
09:20I know what you're doing.
09:23And you're wasting your time.
09:29Tony and I give each other what we need.
09:31And it works.
09:35He had your hair.
09:38Alone.
09:41Just think of the fun we'd have.
10:06It's no fun when you make it this easy.
10:15The princess is very pretty.
10:18Don't you think?
10:19Well, it was so far away, I could better make her out.
10:21Oh, she draws people in.
10:24Must be quite something to have that effect on people.
10:26Well, if all that star quality, it means their ego's become a nightmare.
10:34I'm not certain we're still talking about the princess.
10:38Building the success of Carinium around one magnetic character was risky.
10:43But maybe this is a blessing in disguise.
10:46How so?
10:48It offers you the opportunity to take things in a new direction.
10:54Hmm.
10:58If your staff could see you now.
11:00I don't play the role of office tyrant just because I enjoy it.
11:04You should catch more bees with honey.
11:07Tender Tony.
11:08The face of a new caring organisation.
11:13Carinium cares.
11:14It's got a nice ring to it, don't you think?
11:22You know, I'd quite like to finish our drinks upstairs.
11:26Wouldn't you?
11:42So, I suppose this is goodnight.
11:46Thank you for this evening.
11:49It was very, uh, stimulating.
12:22I'd quite like to get over to you.
12:26Oh, my God.
13:06Oh, my God.
13:48Oh, my God.
14:04Oh, my mother's first black woman fucked.
14:09Are you our first Olympian?
14:12Oh, my God.
14:24Oh, my God.
14:27Oh, my God.
14:34Oh, my God.
14:49I may not see you in the morning.
14:51I'm up early for a charity breakfast at the WI.
14:57Oh, my God.
14:57Oh, of course.
15:02I may have dressed well.
15:08Sleep well, darling.
15:10Thank you, darling.
15:12Bye.
15:22Bye.
15:24Bye.
15:30Bye.
15:30Bye.
15:33Bye.
15:47Rupert?
15:52Looking for the light.
16:17There is something about watching the sun rise.
16:21It's not the only thing that's right.
16:23I'm serious.
16:26I mean, can't you feel it?
16:28Absolutely.
16:28Fucking Louie.
16:45I want you to be more attentive to my clitoris this time, okay?
16:50Don't be shy.
16:51Well, I am a member of the clitoris party.
16:58Oh, oh.
17:01Oh, oh, oh.
17:05Oh, oh.
17:08Oh, oh, oh.
17:12I didn't do 16 minutes ago.
17:23Oh, oh!
17:25Oh, oh!
17:34Oh, God, woman, you've got me as hard as the rock of Gibraltar.
17:39I'm flattered.
17:40You should be.
17:47Okay, but unfortunately...
17:49What?
17:51I need to work.
17:52Yes, Declan has left us with a hold of built in the schedule.
17:57And I need to come up with some new ideas fast.
17:59You're so gorgeous outside.
18:00Maybe a change of scenery will inspire you.
18:06Let's grab some lunch and see where the day takes us, will you say?
18:09Mmm.
18:23Señorita, mira usted que bueno tanto.
18:26Mmm, tú eres así, yo soy igual, nada nos puede hacer cambiar.
18:31Oh, oh.
18:34Vivir así con la emoción de no saber decir adiós.
18:38Por qué Dios.
18:39Por qué Dios.
18:41Por qué Dios.
18:41Creer así, odiarnos dos, para después morir de amor.
18:45Por qué Dios.
18:47Por qué Dios.
18:52Perfection.
18:59Okay, I think I gotta pee again.
19:01No.
19:02No.
19:03I'm okay.
19:05You're adorable when you're nervous.
19:08Anne, I got you something.
19:15It's an indolome.
19:19Spanish swear by them for luck.
19:25You don't have to.
19:26Just tuck it into your handbag.
19:27Please, I want to.
19:31Come on.
19:34Wish you could come tonight.
19:36I'm not sure I fancy pretending to be Lord Buddingham for the evening.
19:41I am going to catch up with paperwork from the comfort of that bed,
19:44where I intend to celebrate with you several times over when you get back.
19:48Now, your carriage awaits.
19:50Wish you could come tonight.
20:14First time won't do that.
20:20Come on.
20:21Jack.
20:22I'm the one outlawed.
20:24Call me, call me in for every time.
20:28Jack.
20:29I'm the one outlawed.
20:32We can't count the ones.
20:35Anytime, any place, anywhere, anywhere.
20:53Hello. I've got something kind of emergency on my hands, and I need these very important
20:58documents copied quickly. Can you do that? Sir, my manager has locked the office and
21:02let for today. Mateo, I'd imagine a handsome man like you has got big dreams. I'd imagine
21:11there's quite a lot that's big about you. Maybe you want to be manager of this place one day.
21:17Well, to do that, you've got to show you're the kind of man that can get things done.
21:21Why don't you be that man today? I can speak to maintenance about the spare key. Mr. Campbell
21:32Black. Good man. I'm taking you out. I'll give you free, of course. You are free. Yes,
21:40I'm free. Make yourself free. I can make myself free for you. Oh, you don't have to.
21:49Who's a handsome boy?
21:58Mary's expected.
22:02Congratulations. We'd almost given up. But it seems practice does make perfect.
22:08You look so happy.
22:10I am.
22:12Are you?
22:14Your American chun's rather marvellous.
22:17Wedding bells on the horizon?
22:19She is certainly something special, but marriage with anyone is the furthest thing from my mind.
22:23Oh, you're getting a bit too long in the tooth to play Casanova, old boy.
22:26Settle down. You'd be lucky to have her.
22:33There is someone, but she's out of bounds.
22:40Never stopped you before.
22:45I just want to see all my friends as happy as I am. And I don't think I've seen you
22:49happy for a very, very long time.
23:04Oh, nearly ready for you, sir.
23:11Yes.
23:15I clock off soon. There is a club in town. It's a lot of fun. Very open-minded.
23:25Um...
23:29Fuck. She's early.
23:32Distract her, and next time, I'll let you buy me dinner.
23:53Mr. President.
23:54Mm-hmm?
23:56Uh...
23:58Congratulations...
23:58...on your award.
24:01You really deserve that.
24:04Do you need...
24:05Thank you. Have a good night.
24:07Uh...
24:19Uh...
24:20Oh, boy.
24:22Oh, boy.
24:23Oh, boy.
24:26Oh, boy.
24:27Oh, boy.
24:28Oh, boy.
24:29Oh, boy.
24:31Oh, boy.
24:32Oh, boy.
24:33Oh, boy.
24:33Oh, boy.
24:55I fucking did it.
24:57Congratulations. You deserve it.
24:59You know, I tried to impress them
25:01with my rusty high school Spanish.
25:02I'm sure you were marvelous.
25:04You're marvelous.
25:06Oh, what have you been doing? You're sweating.
25:10Too much champagne.
25:11Hmm.
25:24.
25:25.
25:25.
25:26.
25:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
25:56Oh.
26:04You running out on me?
26:06Hillelukins started a riot at last night's Millwall game.
26:10If I'd have been in England, I could have intervened sooner.
26:13As it is, there's a few dozen walking wounded.
26:16Four in the hospital too serious.
26:17Oh, I'm so sorry.
26:21And I've got a high-tailed back to Westminster
26:23and due damage limitation.
26:26Okay.
26:34We're the best time I've ever had in Spain.
27:04Well, admittedly, Miss Carinian was a bit of a fiasco,
27:06but it did bring the viewers in, even if it was to complain.
27:09Lady Gosling's got my balls in her vice over our general output.
27:12She thinks we're taking the franchise for granted.
27:15It's just a blip, darling. You're very good at what you do.
27:18You've held the franchise for ten years.
27:20Maybe it's time to try something new.
27:22About what?
27:23What about showing polo tournaments?
27:25I mean, a good bit of Bar Sinister's buzz is due to the locals
27:28hoping to bump into a player whenever there's a home game.
27:30I suppose the opportunity for you to trade on your contacts
27:33and make money's got nothing to do with it.
27:34It's international, Tony.
27:36It'll go down well with the rest of the family.
27:38Think of the bigger picture, darling.
27:40You could put polo on the map.
27:42There's nothing to think about. I bloody hate polo.
27:44Cameron's writing our pitch for the franchise.
27:46Once the IBA get it, it'll be business as usual for the next ten years.
27:50She won't let me down!
28:26Last night's violence was unexpected and unacceptable.
28:31I'd like to reassure the public I'm committed to dealing with the underlying causes
28:35so the true fans can enjoy football safely.
28:37And that was Rupert Campbell Black, Minister for Sport,
28:40clearly failing to manage the ongoing crisis after last night's riot.
28:44And now, over to Amanda, the weather easel.
28:47Hello, and good news for gardeners.
28:50There are hints of showers later in the week.
29:10The whole time I've been away I've been thinking about your roly-poly.
29:18Didn't get to see you enjoy it last time.
29:20Well, why don't you stick around to see me enjoy it now?
29:33Hmm.
29:35That's so good.
29:47Sometimes good things do come to those who wait.
29:55I want to know what love is.
30:02I want you to show me.
30:07I want to deal with love is.
30:14I know you can show me.
30:19Yes, I want you to show me.
30:20No.
30:20Oh, Gertrude, down!
30:26Ah!
30:30God!
30:34Don't they realise some of us are on school halls?
30:39don't look so worried i've come to deliver a message to your father from lord b
30:46tell your dad if he doesn't come good on the money that he owes next time he'll be the bailiffs
30:50and they won't be as nice as me
31:00oh well done taggy they're very hot on abstinence at school they say it's the only way to avoid
31:06the a-word the a-word aids boarding school absolutely the best place for a young girl
31:14raise them up in the way they should go and when they are old they will not depart from me
31:22must be a relief getting the girls away from london and the scourge of single mothers well
31:28there was a pregnancy scare last time but now the girls just do the bum instead caitlin
31:36looks delicious taggy well done the lone wanderer returns the moral responsibility of us all
31:41to protect our young women so that's why faith and morality are central to our company's new plans
31:46your grace well with you on the board to steer us forgive me but it's difficult to reconcile your
31:53agenda given the present company's fondness for liquor and other people's wives well i've actually
32:01given up the booze your grace keeping a clear head to finish my book on yates oh yeah i am
32:08all for
32:09clean living my body is a temple well i mean cathedral is that sir i'm serious about the franchise
32:19and i will do whatever it takes to give us the best chance of success
32:23uh i can see how i'd serve you but how would you serve the diocese well if we do win
32:33the bid christmas
32:34mass will be a fixed televised event at carchester cathedral
32:40wine bishop perhaps just a small one
32:45oh god god bless
32:55whiskey
32:58myself and freddie have done quite well
33:01signing up the great and the good of rutcher while you're over in spain and we've had to be
33:05careful so tony doesn't find out but everyone we approached is a real asset
33:09film you all right well there was uh enid spink the composer oh
33:14tony's ignored her request for a youth orchestra for years well with your extensive musical catalogue
33:20you are uniquely positioned to shape the musical program and also we are prepared to divert funds
33:26for a youth orchestra if you win the franchise if we win the franchise get rid of that bronze that'll
33:34fart james verica it'll be my pleasure she's close to eddie guzzling i know it's a real boon to have
33:39on board then there's wesley emerson we need a face for our sports programs he's a conscious a
33:45cricket legend and the public love him look wesley think about it as an investment against your
33:51future when you can't play anymore yeah you won't have to do much and we'll offer you a small director's
33:56fee this uh 10 000 pound hey you know i always thought to be good on the television you might
34:03say i have a wicked sense of humor god be yourself up there lord lieutenant henry hampshire rutcher
34:11royalty he'll bring some class to our bid and his deep pockets well you can count me injuns
34:16hermione and i love wildlife programs anything to encourage the public to engage in country life
34:21there's nothing we love more than being out in the fresh air taking in the beauty of nature
34:29shot especially with a light burgundy then there's this millionaire whiz kid toshi yamazaki
34:35his tech know-how will put his way ahead of tony technology it's going to be vital and giving
34:41us the edge on winning the bid which means there's an opportunity to make money lots of it
34:46send me the paperwork on monday champion always a pleasure doing business with you toshi
34:52you know i think there might be something in this electric car business
35:00i've got some news too but where's freddie he'll be here any minute i'll grab another bottle
35:10lunch was perfect did spend go well it was uh rewarding come here gertrude got something for you
35:23look oh that is so sweet should we happy for hours
35:37um something for you too me well
36:03i'm surprised tony didn't call the loan in earlier no never misses the chance to have a go
36:08i'd love to deliver my book on yeats to bring us the money while we did anything to get him
36:12off
36:12your back i agree you need money and we need you i've got a partial solution i'd like to buy
36:17the blue
36:18bell wood i don't need charity it's not charity you're our managing director you can't risk tony
36:26getting nasty and possibly forcing you into bankruptcy won't come to that well if it does i've no intention
36:32of actually employing you i've heard how you speak to your bosses i'm being pragmatic
36:40so venture is that the name we're still agreed on i don't care what we call it as long as
36:46we win
36:49and i have something guaranteed to give us the advantage give us a look
37:03it's corinian paperwork it's that bit for the franchise how the hell did you get hold of this
37:10short version i got a tip off flew to spain seduced cameron cook and copied them
37:19you did what where was tony while all this was going on i wangled him into that fancy dinner with
37:25princess diet badminton don't worry neither of them have a clue well i must say getting one
37:31up on tony was even more pleasurable than i anticipated you stole carinian property rupert that's a crime
37:37and sleeping with cameron just to get company secrets that's not who we are
37:41be realistic we're pitching for a franchise worth over 120 million pounds how long do you think we
37:45last if we play the same dirty tricks that tony does how long do you think we'll last if we
37:49don't
37:50i believe in us but we have nothing you're a temperamental journalist i'm a retired show jumper
37:55freddie makes technology most people don't understand we'll need far more than audacity to win this
37:59i won't work like this daddy's right you lied to cameron you used her i mean don't you care if
38:05you
38:05hurt other people someone here see sense what the hell are you doing idiots principals won't pay the
38:17bills all right all right declan you've made yourself clear usually i trust your judgment this time you're
38:24wrong speaking as chairman i'm a declan we need to be better
38:37anyway enough about declan now we've got rid of our dead weight i've got big plans carinium care
38:42it's gonna be the new buzz phrase around here oh here she is the golden girl congratulations on the
38:48on plate fantastic news wonder if she'll get a perk for that i've solved our declan problem i noticed
38:57quite a contention of brits in spain i'm thinking a sexy glamorous drama following the lives of expats
39:02in malaga east enders with tan lines
39:08ideas like that are what's going to keep carinium on top on pleats and royal dinners just the start of
39:15things to come princess star was delightful i'm not quite not like fergie that smile of hers you
39:20can tell she's a minx something about women named sarah oh yeah very good yeah i truly don't
39:29understand the fuss about diana she's so earnest always touching the patients she must be hand
39:35washing constantly fortunately they kept the deviants away no reason to put the rest of us at risk
39:46sorry to interrupt but you'd want to know they're having an emergency meeting in the house of
39:50commons about the millwall riots rupert's in for a grilling the wonder boy he's finally lost his
39:55shine do you think he could get the sack fingers crossed
40:04you're either really desperate to see the franchise application or you're really pleased to see me
40:08what do you think come here not now teasing me fine be it yours tonight by seven actually no i
40:20booked
40:20us a table this evening at delta r i'm craving payla you know my situation that's why we got hamilton
40:27terrace come on it's perfect why change things i'm tired of being locked away i'm bored all i ask is
40:34we'd be
40:34discreet and why is this only a problem this feels with the awards
40:42is it you don't think i didn't want to see you on stage all those people applauding just
40:48bloody brilliant you off knowing i put you there i put myself there don't forget that
41:24is
41:26Yes, yes, yes, yes.
41:32Oh, you're just eating, aren't you?
41:34You don't want to play with us.
41:37Here we go.
41:38Look at this.
41:38Yes.
41:39What have we got?
41:40What's he got?
41:41What's he got?
41:43Yes.
41:44Yes.
41:46Yes.
41:46Yes.
41:48Come on.
41:49Come on, let me.
41:50He's got a nice boy.
41:58He's like dogs.
42:00What a lovely surprise.
42:03There's a lot you don't know about me.
42:07I wasn't sure I'd be seeing you again.
42:09Tony's left for cans.
42:11How poor chooses.
42:12You know what day it is today?
42:14First of May.
42:15Why?
42:16First of May.
42:18First of May.
42:20Outdoor fucking starts today.
42:23Is that a thing?
42:24It is in Russia.
42:25God, you Brits are weird.
42:27You have no idea.
42:29Hmm.
42:41Oh.
42:42Oh.
42:48Oh.
42:49Oh.
42:49Oh.
42:50Oh.
42:50Oh.
42:51Oh.
42:53Oh.
42:54Oh.
42:54Oh.
42:54Oh.
42:54Oh.
43:06Oh.
43:09Oh my.
43:15So we fucked off in Dorsey.
43:35Hey, someone?
43:45Oh, I thought I'd go home.
43:46I have a meeting.
43:48But I'll be back soon.
43:50To give you a good send-off.
43:53You're leaving me alone?
43:55Mrs. Bulkin's away.
43:56You'll have the place to yourself.
43:59Bacon and eggs in the fridge.
44:00Make yourself at home.
44:01I know.
44:04I'm gonna go.
44:08I'm gonna go.
44:08I'm gonna go.
44:14Oh, my God.
44:23But I'm gonna go.
44:25I'll go.
44:28Oh, my God.
44:29Oh, my God.
44:30Oh, my God.
45:23Oh, my God.
45:30Oh, my God.
45:30Very nice.
45:32Oh, my God.
45:33That's great.
45:34This is our secret.
45:36There's no talking about it until we launch.
45:44Oh, my God.
45:46Oh, my God.
45:52I know I deserve the cold children.
45:55Yeah, if you still think I'm an idiot.
45:59I should never have said that.
46:12Delivery for Mr. Campbell Black.
46:37Camera!
46:48You want to tell me about this?
46:58Let me guess.
47:00Venture is a sports initiative you're campaigning for?
47:03Hmm?
47:09Hi.
47:15I have to tell you something.
47:21And I want you to hear me out before you react.
47:27I'm working with Declan and Freddie, and we're putting in a bid to get Tony out of the picture.
47:33Don't be ridiculous.
47:34We're Venture.
47:36And when we were in Spain, I stole Carillium's franchise application to help ours.
47:44But we...
47:47How...
47:48Is that why you slept with me?
47:54I knew.
47:56I knew.
47:56I knew.
47:57I knew something wasn't right.
47:59I knew something wasn't right.
48:01Do you have any idea how hard I've had to work to get where I am?
48:04I saw an opportunity and I took it.
48:06You would have done the same.
48:07So you don't care who you hurt to get what you want, do you?
48:10It wasn't personal.
48:10Says every man who's tried to screw me over.
48:13Cameron.
48:16Look.
48:17But you won't bury me.
48:18Just give me one minute to explain.
48:20No.
48:20You'll just make me work harder to be the baddest bitch in this business.
48:23Cameron.
48:26Oh.
48:27And since we're being honest, you may be my first Olympian, but I think you're overrated.
48:41So...
48:42Let's move on.
48:45Oh my god.
48:47What are youама?
49:06That's Resilient sounds really good.
49:07How could you live?
49:07I don't care for what's going on.
49:10You don't know what I'm Aaron Specter's the CDC on the星, but soon it's plvas daí just comes in football
49:10I'm not sure I don't know how that is up, but I'm not going in to do the same thing.
49:10What am I einbearer?
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