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Life of Riley - Season 3 - Episode 01: The Boyfriend
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00:00Here's your light, we'll find our way, we're sailing by, we're searching, nothing's searching, you'll be trying, I still believe
00:17that you've been true, without your mind the time, life of Riley, life of Riley.
00:31Thank you so much for lending me your car, oh it's a pleasure, you will be careful with it won't
00:37you, you're lending her your car, I don't think that's a good idea, nah that's not fair, I have only
00:43had one tiny, two tiny, three tiny accidents in your car, how many times have you been out in it,
00:56twice, oh yeah, perhaps I shouldn't have lent it.
01:00Don't listen to her, your car will be fine, I'm a very good driver, see you later, bye, so what's
01:07your news mum, apart from having a car written off.
01:11Well, I finished my thousand piece jigsaw puzzle, oh lovely, and Jean loaned me her box set of faro and
01:18there's one episode on it I've only seen four times, lovely, no and I've got a boyfriend, love,
01:27I beg your pardon? I've got a boyfriend, David, we've been seeing each other for a few months now, I
01:36didn't want to say anything until it was serious.
01:40Well, what about dad? What about him?
01:43Oh, I don't know, I always thought maybe you two would get back together, that it was just a blip.
01:48We split up 25 years ago.
01:51Oh, no, quite a big blip, but still a blip.
01:54It wasn't a blip, the marriage was a blip.
01:57And now I'm in love with David.
02:00Oh, no, don't say laugh, oh no, don't say you're in love with someone.
02:04Oh, no, what's wrong with love? Why are you reacting like this?
02:08No!
02:09It's not like I'm telling you about my sex life.
02:12Oh, God, don't tell me about that!
02:14No, I'm not, that's what I'm saying, I'm not telling you.
02:16Oh, so you're not, you know.
02:19No, I'm not, not you know, I'm just not telling you.
02:22Oh, oh!
02:24I had hoped we could have an adult conversation about this.
02:29Oh!
02:30Clearly not.
02:35Konnichiwa, Jim Mossad.
02:41And the same to you.
02:51Oh, I think I pulled something.
02:56Any particular reason for this?
02:58Carl Brook.
02:59The boy at the end of the road?
03:00He's a Neanderthal.
03:01Just do what I do and go the other way.
03:02No, I refuse to be beaten by him.
03:05For as it is written, one must establish mastery through the power of mind, not the body.
03:10Really?
03:11Yes.
03:12My will will not bend to another.
03:14Pass the remote.
03:15I will not bend.
03:16Ted?
03:18On this occasion, I will bend, but from now on.
03:22And you get the biscuits from the kitchen.
03:24Right.
03:25But then after, there'll be no more bending.
03:31Cup of tea, please, Ted.
03:33How many sugars do you...
03:34Damn!
03:38Last night was brilliant, and guess who was DJing?
03:41Who?
03:42Adam from next door.
03:43Adam?
03:43He can't even spell DJ.
03:45I know, but he was amazing.
03:47His dad gave us a lift home, and Adam was saying it's the third time he's played there, and
03:50they pay him 90 quid a time.
03:52Really?
03:53Hang on, hang on.
03:54How come you got a lift home?
03:56I thought you drove my mum's car.
04:00Oh, yeah, I did.
04:03So where's the car now?
04:04She released it into the wild.
04:06No, I just parked it by the club.
04:08I'll go and complain to it.
04:09It'll be fine.
04:10I hope so.
04:11Oh, did you hear Gran's news?
04:13She's got a boyfriend.
04:14Oh, good for her.
04:16That's what I say.
04:18That's what I say.
04:20You should be pleased for her.
04:22It's not that simple.
04:23It must be really difficult for you, Maddie.
04:25Well, yes.
04:25Yes, it is.
04:26Yeah, we know what it's like when your parents start dating someone unsuitable.
04:30No, this is entirely different.
04:33I've never tried to replace your mum.
04:35I'm more like a big sister, aren't I?
04:37Hmm.
04:39Or a mate.
04:40Hmm.
04:42You're a fun friend.
04:43You can really talk to her about your feelings.
04:46Yeah, and I really, really feel that that's not how it is.
04:51OK, fine.
04:52Well, I'm not going to be like this with my mum.
04:55No, I'm going to be kind and supportive and do the right thing.
04:59Well done.
05:00I knew you could do it.
05:01You see, this is exactly why I love you.
05:03Oh.
05:04Oh.
05:11Oh, hello, Katie.
05:12How was the car?
05:14The car was great.
05:15Thank you so much.
05:17Can I have it back?
05:19Yeah.
05:21Now?
05:24Not right now.
05:25Is everything all right?
05:27You didn't have an accident, did you?
05:28No.
05:28No, I literally, I didn't hit a single thing.
05:32I just haven't actually got it.
05:34It's where I parked it.
05:36I'll go and get it, shall I?
05:37Yes.
05:38I mean, there's no hurry.
05:39Tomorrow will be fine.
05:40Oh, OK, good, because I couldn't really go today anyway unless, um...
05:43Maddie, could I borrow your car to go and get it?
05:45Uh, no, it's an interesting idea, but no.
05:49So, Mum, you're welcome.
05:53So, Mum, how's David?
05:55He's lovely.
05:56Good, good, because I wanted to say something.
05:59Is it...
05:59No, no, it's not...
06:00No, it's not...
06:01It's I wanted to say that I'm really pleased for you,
06:04and I think you should go for it.
06:07If you like him, then you should do whatever you want.
06:10Us.
06:10Within reason.
06:12You know, get married, the works.
06:14Not rude works, just works.
06:17Well, I'll bear all that in mind.
06:19Good, good.
06:21So, can I meet him?
06:22I don't think that would be a good idea.
06:26Come on, I want to meet him.
06:27Yes, but I'm not sure whether I want him to meet you.
06:31No, no, but it'll be fine.
06:33I mean, if he's important to you, then I should meet him.
06:38All right, but promise me that you won't embarrass me.
06:43I promise!
06:45It'll be fine.
06:54I'm going to come straight to the point, Adam.
06:56You need a manager.
06:57Why?
06:57Oh, someone to sort out your contracts, transport, your fees.
07:00My dad does all that.
07:01Plus he's a lawyer, so...
07:03Yeah, yeah.
07:03And he's got a car.
07:05Yeah, he's a lawyer and he's got a car.
07:06And it gives him an excuse to go to the pub.
07:10But this is what I have.
07:11Right, when we turn up to the party with you in the gear and the hot chicks, I'm not your
07:15dad.
07:16Yeah, good point.
07:18OK, well, let's give it a go.
07:20Great.
07:21And the best thing of all is I'm only going to charge you 15% of your earnings.
07:24So 15% of 90 quid is what?
07:3020% of 90 quid is...
07:34I'll tell you what, make it easier for you.
07:35Let's just go halves.
07:36That way the maths is simple.
07:37Oh, good idea.
07:38Great doing business with you.
07:40Mum, what have you done to my karate kit?
07:44Nothing, I just washed it.
07:46This isn't really going to help the situation.
07:48Yeah, I can't.
07:52I'm so sorry.
07:55I'm so sorry.
07:57It really suits you.
07:59If I can't.
08:01Don't worry, I'm going to rise above it.
08:04For as it is written,
08:05if your hand goes forth, withhold your temper.
08:07If your temper goes forth, withhold your hand.
08:11And if the whitewash goes forth, withhold the red pants.
08:20No, no, no, don't sit.
08:22I've been plumping.
08:23You'll unplump.
08:24Oh, they're here, they're here.
08:26I'll get it.
08:27Is it them?
08:28Yep, yep.
08:28Hello, Jim.
08:29This is David.
08:31Hello, David.
08:31This is the family.
08:33Oh, which one is Maddie?
08:38The big old one.
08:42Hello, I'm Maddie.
08:44Oh, pleasure to meet you.
08:45Oh!
08:46Listen, I want you to know,
08:48I'm not trying to replace your dad.
08:50I'm more like a big brother,
08:53or a mate,
08:54or a fun friend you can really talk to.
08:57Yes, I had no idea how irritating that was when I said it.
09:00Do sit down.
09:01Yes, do sit down, my poppy.
09:06So, how are you?
09:07Oh, I'm in rude health.
09:09Don't want to hear about that.
09:12Cup of tea, anyone?
09:13Yes, Mum will have a cup of tea, won't you?
09:15Yes, she always has one at three o'clock.
09:18It's a biscuit?
09:18Yes, she loves a biscuit,
09:20but nothing with raisins.
09:22Yes, I know.
09:23Unless it's a scone,
09:24and then she does like raisins.
09:25Oh, you know me so well.
09:27Oh, I know every intro.
09:29And I know every intro.
09:30Why, why, why?
09:35Hasn't someone like you
09:37been snapped up by some other lovely lady before?
09:41Well, I have been married before.
09:42Oh.
09:43Four times, actually.
09:46Four times?
09:47God, have you got one of those poems,
09:49like Henry VIII?
09:50Divorced, beheaded, died,
09:53divorced, beheaded, survived?
09:55Yes, I do.
09:57Luckily, only one of them
09:58was beheaded.
10:01A cup of tea, David?
10:08Uh, just...
10:13Just...
10:15Just...
10:17It's gone.
10:18No.
10:19The love of God,
10:20do you want a cup of tea?
10:23Yes, just milk,
10:24no...
10:25Oh, whatever.
10:28Oh, yes.
10:29My, um...
10:31My supplement.
10:32Mm-hmm.
10:43You do that.
10:45I do not.
10:47Yeah, you can't take pills.
10:49Yes, I can.
10:50You do exactly the same thing.
10:52No, I don't.
10:53I...
10:53All right.
10:54Watch me.
10:56Mm-hmm.
11:01See, no problem at all.
11:04That was a vitamin tablet, was it?
11:06No.
11:08Viagra.
11:09Viagra.
11:18I don't think either of us
11:20in need of them.
11:21Absolutely.
11:23Oh, I think it's coming back.
11:26Bye.
11:27Bye.
11:28Bye.
11:29He was awful.
11:32No, he wasn't.
11:33Oh, he was.
11:35He was so irritating.
11:37I liked him.
11:38Yeah, he did.
11:39What about all his weird foibles?
11:41I didn't notice any.
11:42Oh, God, he was a walking foible bonanza.
11:45It's great.
11:46I am definitely going to start sneezing like him.
11:48It was so cool.
11:49He did eight.
11:51Yeah, and I like the way he's so affectionate
11:53and gives their nicknames.
11:54It's so sweet.
11:56And he was so funny about his wives.
11:58Really?
11:58Yeah, yeah, only one was beheaded.
12:00Yeah, he's had four.
12:02Yeah, well, at his age, four relationships.
12:05That's still roughly 12 years each.
12:07He's hardly a flibbity gibbet.
12:08I don't like him.
12:09You might grow to like him.
12:11Highly unlikely in my experience.
12:14No, he's not right for her.
12:15I'm going to have to say something to Mum.
12:17No, you can't.
12:18Well, no, I can't not.
12:20You can.
12:21You can cannot.
12:23No, I can't can.
12:24Well, good.
12:25Then it's decided.
12:26You're not going to say anything.
12:28No, no, I'm not not.
12:29You're not not not.
12:31Look, trust me.
12:32When it comes to not expressing your true feelings,
12:34I'm the expert.
12:36Or not, as the case may be.
12:40So why doesn't Carl Brook bother you?
12:42I just flirt with him.
12:44Terrifies him.
12:46Yeah, I could see how that would work.
12:48Now concentrate,
12:49because I know I parked it somewhere near here.
12:51What you've got to understand
12:53is that it's all in the mind.
12:55You don't find the car.
12:56You let the car find you.
12:58How does that work?
12:59Take yourself back to that day.
13:01You have to visualise it.
13:03Now, did you notice any landmarks when you parked?
13:06Yes!
13:07Yes, I did.
13:08Great.
13:08There was a pigeon standing right by the car.
13:12So now, all we have to do is find the pigeon.
13:19Maddy?
13:20Can I borrow your scarf?
13:22Well, that depends.
13:23Does it involve you taking it out,
13:25leaving it somewhere,
13:26forgetting where,
13:27and then carrying on as if nothing's happened?
13:29This isn't about the scarf, is it?
13:32You've lost my mum's car.
13:33I haven't lost it.
13:35I just haven't found it yet.
13:39See, I knew this would end in disaster,
13:42probably very expensive disaster.
13:44It has not ended in disaster.
13:46It has ended in mild inconvenience.
13:51It's completely different.
13:52Katie, you've got to find the car.
13:54Yeah, and I will.
13:55You just watch me.
13:57And you just remind me what make the car is
14:00and what colour.
14:01Katie.
14:02Look, it's going to be fine.
14:04Don't worry.
14:04Margaret!
14:05I've got the perfect scarf to finish the look.
14:07Yes, that's just right.
14:10Oh, lovely, darling.
14:12Okay?
14:13What on earth is going on?
14:16I'm going out on a date with David.
14:18Katie's been helping me get ready.
14:20Not like that, you're not.
14:24Less make-up and a longer skirt,
14:26or you're grounded.
14:27How many times have I heard that?
14:29Yes, but I'm not a teenager,
14:31and actually, I think you're fine.
14:33If you don't stop spoiling my fun,
14:35you're grounded.
14:37Oh, if I could do that flicky thing with my hand,
14:40I would so be doing it right now.
14:42Danny, Danny, come do that flicky thing at Maddy.
14:44Why?
14:45Because she's just been told off
14:46and grounded by her mum.
14:48Oh!
14:54What are his prospects?
14:56He's retired.
14:58I just don't think he's right for her.
15:00Well, you mustn't say anything.
15:02What about if I just hinted?
15:03No, Maddy, you can't hint.
15:05You blurt.
15:06I don't blurt, I suggest.
15:07You blab.
15:08I intimate.
15:10I get it.
15:10No, you don't.
15:12You proclaim, you declare, you announce, even your face.
15:16It's so, you're so, you're just so scrutable.
15:21She probably knows you don't like him.
15:23You've probably split them up already.
15:24Guess what?
15:25We're getting married.
15:29Panic over.
15:31Wow, congratulations.
15:33Congratulations.
15:34Yeah, what they said.
15:36He got down on one knee.
15:37Oh, it's so romantic.
15:39Of course, then he got stuck.
15:40It was his bad knee.
15:41And we ended up in A&E for five hours,
15:44but it was still terribly romantic.
15:48And for our honeymoon,
15:50we're going on a cruise round the Canaries.
15:53It's ever so expensive.
15:55You don't like boats.
15:56Well, I might grow to like them.
15:58Besides, you can't take it with you.
16:01No, but you can leave it behind and I'll still be here.
16:06Maddy, we don't want your mum's money.
16:08No, of course we don't.
16:09I'm so horrible.
16:10When did I turn into such a horrible person?
16:13Ages ago.
16:15The main thing is
16:16that you have the most perfect wedding day
16:19that you will remember forever.
16:20And on that subject,
16:21I happen to know just the right DJ for you.
16:23He's called the Dreamweaver.
16:25Oh, marvellous.
16:26I love a good mash-up.
16:30And you promise it's not a kid's party?
16:32I promise.
16:33It's at the Town Hall.
16:34Nice venue.
16:35See, told you I could do it.
16:36Excellent.
16:37What kind of stuff do they want to hear?
16:39Oh, I'm thinking classics.
16:40Not 80s.
16:41More 1880s.
16:43It's a wedding march.
16:44A wedding march?
16:45Yeah, but we're getting a massive slice of cake,
16:48plus 125 quid,
16:50and I'm going to ask for half the money up front,
16:51so what's half 125?
16:54No idea.
16:59Tomorrow is the day I face Carl Brook,
17:02and I defeat Carl Brook.
17:04You see, what you've got to understand
17:06is that martial arts isn't about physical strength,
17:08but about mental strength.
17:10I'm going to ask for half the money up front.
17:12Ow.
17:12Shh.
17:13I'm sorry.
17:13I'm sorry.
17:15OK.
17:16So let me just read the description of the car back to you.
17:20Blue.
17:21Yeah.
17:22That's the one.
17:24Was it green?
17:30It's not right.
17:31They met at a funeral.
17:33So?
17:33It was his wife's funeral.
17:35She's only just died.
17:36That doesn't matter.
17:38So if I die,
17:39would you just go off with someone else?
17:40I don't know.
17:41I haven't thought about it.
17:42Well, think about it now.
17:45Well, I suppose if I was very lonely
17:48and someone befriended me
17:50and supported me through it and...
17:52Like who?
17:53Like what?
17:54But I don't know.
17:55Um, if...
17:58Alison Weaver, say,
18:00um, brought over some stew for me
18:04that she had left over
18:06and then some kind of bond developed over time...
18:09Alison Weaver.
18:11I am vetoing Alison Weaver.
18:13You are under no circumstances
18:16to marry or even accept leftovers
18:18from Alison Weaver.
18:19OK, OK.
18:20I can't believe you'd say such a thing.
18:23I can't believe you'd think such a thing.
18:24Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
18:25I'll just die miserable and alone
18:27if that would make you happy.
18:28Yes, it would.
18:30Well, OK, now I know.
18:33And what about you?
18:34What would you do if I died?
18:35Oh, God, I can't even better think about it.
18:38I know, it's too terrible to even...
18:39But if it did happen...
18:41I'd sell the house
18:43downsized to a studio flat
18:45somewhere more central,
18:46buy a place in France on the coast.
18:49Then I'd stay
18:51mid-April to mid-October
18:53in France
18:54and the rest of the time here.
18:55Then I'd let out the place in France
18:57through a management company
18:58because you know why people
18:59are phoning you in the middle of the night?
19:01All your roofs leaking, do you?
19:04Well, I wouldn't mind
19:05because I'd be dead.
19:08I might buy a kiln.
19:10I've always wanted to take up pottery.
19:11Oh, so you've got it all worked out then?
19:14No, no!
19:15Am I, in fact,
19:16just getting in the way
19:17of your happy life in France
19:19by being rather inconveniently alive?
19:22No, don't be silly.
19:23It's nothing like that.
19:26You wouldn't want me to die
19:27miserable and alone,
19:29would you?
19:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
19:49no, no, no.
19:50Perfect.
19:51I love it.
19:52How did you get that money up front?
19:53Yeah.
19:54So that's 60 quid.
19:56So 10, 20, 30, 40, 50.
20:01Look, minus my cut,
20:02which is 30.
20:03Yeah, 10, 20, 30.
20:07Oh, and minus expenses,
20:08which is 50.
20:09Expenses?
20:10Yeah, overheads, running costs, expenses.
20:12I haven't got 50.
20:14Er, okay, well,
20:15give me 30
20:15and then you'll owe me 20.
20:18But we half everything
20:19so I only owe you 10.
20:21Right, so I owe you 10
20:22but half it
20:23so it should be 5.
20:24Have you got change?
20:24No.
20:26No.
20:27So you take that
20:28and give me that.
20:29Er, so now you owe me 5.
20:31So give me that
20:31and now Wolf Brown's bra.
20:33But,
20:34I haven't got anything.
20:36No.
20:37You need to be more careful
20:37with your money.
20:38Stop frittering it away
20:39in your rock and roll lifestyle.
20:45Oh, look.
20:46Your mum's wedding invitations arrived.
20:48No.
20:49Oh, that's awful.
20:50How come you didn't do them?
20:52Because David's son-in-law did them.
20:54Is he a graphic designer too?
20:56No, but he has a computer
20:57and a fancy printer.
20:58It's the same thing, isn't it?
20:59My own daughter.
21:01Yes.
21:02Your own daughter
21:03who was forced
21:04into wearing the worst dress
21:05in the whole wide world
21:07when you two got married.
21:08It's a lovely dress.
21:09Lovely dress.
21:11No, it wasn't.
21:14Oh.
21:15Aw.
21:17She wants Rosie
21:18to be her bridesmaid.
21:19Oh, you see.
21:21Aw, she looks so sweet.
21:23Oh, exactly.
21:24Oh, dear.
21:25What's wrong?
21:27She wants me
21:28to be a bridesmaid too.
21:31Excellent.
21:36Look at Rosie.
21:39Oh, so sweet.
21:42Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
21:44Oh, take her picture.
21:46Oh, wow.
21:51Oh, wow.
21:56That makes up for everything.
22:00How do I look, really?
22:02You can tell me honestly.
22:06You look like...
22:10You...
22:11Don't finish that sentence.
22:13Oh, thank you.
22:15Maybe you're right.
22:16We can't let your mum
22:17go through with it.
22:18No.
22:20I'm going to do this
22:21for her.
22:23You're right.
22:24I'm going to stop
22:26acting like a child
22:27and be a grown-up.
22:33It's been two weeks.
22:35I know.
22:37Perhaps Maddie was right.
22:39I shouldn't have lent it to you.
22:40It's costing me so much money.
22:43Taxes.
22:43All right, I'll pay that back.
22:45It'll be fine.
22:49Let's try...
22:51up there.
22:56It's up there.
22:57It's up there by that van.
22:59Oh, I did it.
23:03What's happened to the windscreen?
23:08Oh, Katie.
23:10I thought you said
23:10you were a good driver.
23:12I am a good driver.
23:15I'm just not a very good parker.
23:19Or...
23:19rememberer.
23:24Seven.
23:25I won't be in these anymore.
23:27I defeated my enemy.
23:29It's over.
23:29I triumphed.
23:30How come?
23:32I harnessed the power of my mind
23:33and believe me,
23:35Karl Brook won't be bothering me anymore.
23:36What did you do?
23:37Told him I fancied him.
23:47You look nice.
23:50And you look...
23:54very...
23:55very, um...
23:57very...
23:57Jim, Jim, Jim, do you actually know
23:58what the end of that sentence is going to be?
24:00Not yet.
24:00I'm still working on it.
24:03And here is the blushing bride.
24:05I'm not blushing.
24:06It's high blood pressure.
24:08Well, it suits you, whatever it is.
24:10I'm going to get going to the register office
24:11with the kids.
24:12See you soon.
24:13Good luck.
24:13Bye, Jim.
24:15Oh, Mum, you look so beautiful.
24:20I'm really pleased for you.
24:22I really am.
24:23I'm not a horrible person after all.
24:25That's nice.
24:28But I can't go through with it.
24:30Well, of course you can.
24:31It's all happened so quickly.
24:34What if he's not the right person for me?
24:37Of course he's the right person.
24:38I mean, maybe I am better off on my own.
24:41No, no, no.
24:42You hate living on your own.
24:44Well, if I'm lonely, I can come and live with you.
24:47You're definitely going to marry him.
24:49No, I should end it right now.
24:52We cannot go through with the wedding.
24:54Yes, we can.
24:55Have you seen what you look like in that dress?
24:58Yes.
24:59I rather thought I was carrying it off.
25:01No.
25:03Oh, Mum.
25:05You love him.
25:07You said you did.
25:08That's true.
25:10And he's a good person.
25:11And you deserve to be happy.
25:14Really?
25:16What about the tiny sneezes?
25:21They're...
25:22adorable.
25:25Come.
25:26Hmm?
25:29You're right.
25:30Oh, thank you.
25:34Hello.
25:34Hi, how are you?
25:36Hello.
25:43Come on.
25:46Sorry.
25:47She's got cold feet.
25:49I had to talk her into going through with it.
25:50Oh, no.
25:51It's all right.
25:51It's all right.
25:52We're here now.
25:53Yes, but David's not.
25:54Talk her out of it.
25:56What?
25:56He hasn't turned up.
25:57Talk her out of it again.
25:58Quickly.
26:02Well, on second thoughts, Mum, is it such a good idea?
26:07What?
26:08Maybe you were right when you changed your mind.
26:12Perhaps it's silly to rush into things.
26:14But I thought you said that everything was...
26:15Yes, you're right.
26:17Ignore me.
26:19Off we go.
26:20Back to plan, eh?
26:22I don't know.
26:26I don't know.
26:27Oh, should we?
26:29It's a difficult question, isn't it?
26:32Is it?
26:33Yes, it is.
26:35Have we really looked at it from all sides?
26:41It feels like we have.
26:44Maybe plan B was better.
26:47Not going ahead with it.
26:49Oh.
26:50This could be him.
26:51Really?
26:54On the other hand, going in for this break.
26:58I'm so sorry, I'm late.
27:00I had trouble with the taxi.
27:03Hey, come on.
27:04Keep walking.
27:05Quick as you can.
27:05Thank you, man.
27:20Congratulations.
27:22What for?
27:23For not blurting out how you really felt about David to your mum.
27:27I know it can't have been easy.
27:29To be honest, there's still a part of me that wonders if she's done the right thing.
27:33Who's that?
27:34Oh, don't answer it.
27:35It'll only be one of our children.
27:38It's Gran.
27:40Mum.
27:42I've made a terrible, terrible mistake.
27:45Yes, I know.
27:48I know, but well done for admitting it.
27:51But I feel such a fool.
27:53You're not a fool.
27:54It just wasn't right.
27:55I've known from the beginning I've been longing to say something.
27:59Yes, I don't like boots.
28:03I don't want to go on a cruise of the Canary Islands.
28:07So, we're driving up to the Lake District tomorrow morning instead.
28:10Good idea.
28:11So you knew something was wrong.
28:13Why didn't you say something?
28:16Oh, you know me.
28:23Never really like to show my feelings.
28:29Oh, do shut up.
28:37And Life of Riley continues on Wednesday night next week at the same time here on BBC One.
28:44Next, the godfather of desserts, Michelle Rue, lays down the challenge for the final four in MasterChef.
28:50MasterChef.
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