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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity
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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland. Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of
00:22scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way. What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34Okay, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:37Sporting excellence.
00:39I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:48Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:55Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we.
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Myths.
01:10I was paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:38Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:46Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53You're sexed.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bit, so swings and roundabouts.
02:02Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:04You know, he said, I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10Like, that mysterious is...
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:18I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20Here, look.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:22You have to leave me already.
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a way.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is, like, a year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God's on.
02:36Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgust on!
02:42What?
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:48What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead?
02:52I'm bored with this shit.
02:53No, really?
02:53He's getting a bore.
02:56Red.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin,
03:00because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series,
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:18It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:25It'll be fine after this one.
03:28Fuck!
03:29No, I can't.
03:29I can't.
03:30That's actually burning.
03:31The fuck is it?
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:32I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:40Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:46I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:57And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing...
03:59I didn't...
04:00If I generally...
04:01I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:04I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither
04:09as we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:17So let's get down to it
04:20and say, in language you will understand...
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fuckin' hell.
04:26Chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29Got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a lovely little Unseen Bear.
04:38Here's an Unseen Bear of Opie flip-flopping
04:40about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fuckin'...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm gonna get so upset.
04:58I'm gonna get so upset.
05:12I'm struggling in the age.
05:13Why are you sh...
05:13Who's are these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:17This is the worst.
05:19I'm gonna lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me.
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh.
05:28You might change cards.
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week, but that didn't
05:53stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Look, look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:57Lorenzo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is that?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Attenborough.
06:14Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:21Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop following me.
06:26Stop it.
06:27Oh, Saturday night, Unseen Bits is going to be great.
06:30You're talking as David Attenborough and I'm going like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:51One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows, someone will see us.
07:09Oh no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission, but it's a classic fly on the wall documentary.
07:24I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzy.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name, so I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive. Sean, Ronan, Bartolomew, Fitzgerald.
07:45Sean... Ronan. Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time as
07:50me.
07:50It's one of my baby names. Roman, is it actually?
07:53Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03I'm only having three.
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:05Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna.
08:10Like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's okay, Vienna's fine.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:18Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got, erm, I like Nova for the girl.
08:25Roman for the boy.
08:26Roman I prefer over Reuben.
08:28Reuben.
08:29Reuben, I love Reuben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For the boy.
08:32For a girl or a boy.
08:33Payson.
08:34Payson.
08:35How do you know any Paysons?
08:36P-A-Y-C-I, I know.
08:38Why?
08:38So you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else did I...
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:44What else did I have?
08:45What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:51A fella.
08:51And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school.
09:03To the shot.
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's.
09:08Give them the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:19We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking the prisoners a day, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Squat squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set ups and then whatever the bad boys are called again.
09:36Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go.
09:39Ready.
09:40Go.
09:41Keep pushing.
09:44I'm going to have abs like Sean after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go.
09:49One, two, three, four, five, five, six, 16, all that, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, keep going, 22.
10:05I already made it to 30.
10:07How'd you get on, 20?
10:08I made it to 30.
10:09Yay!
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:12That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15OK.
10:16That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Catvan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:42You swags got a thing, innit?
10:45Bro, you...
10:45Unfortunately, the little bro just went.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53Listen, you weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro,
11:04but I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's 10 out of 10.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on in the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13But for me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17What?
11:17Straight away.
11:18Words, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:21Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro?
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro, bro, bro.
11:31Bro.
11:31The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro.
11:33I feel like you're just...
11:34I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand brutal of 21.
11:44Come on in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit, like.
11:59On your knees, go back and forward.
12:02So you go backwards, forward.
12:05That's it.
12:06Back.
12:06Boom.
12:07Boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:09That's it.
12:10Yeah.
12:13So you see here to here, more back and dick.
12:15Back.
12:16Dick.
12:16Back.
12:17Back.
12:19Bring your arms up.
12:21Find it back.
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom.
12:25Boom.
12:25That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:27That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:29That's it.
12:30That's it.
12:31Boom.
12:32Boom.
12:32Boom.
12:33Boom.
12:34Boom.
12:37That's it.
12:38I think you got to actually run it.
12:39Yeah, it's from the top.
12:40Yeah, the front from the top.
12:41Five.
12:42Six.
12:42Seven.
12:43Eight.
12:433, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
12:473, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
12:50That was all right.
12:51Yeah!
12:52Boom-boom.
12:54Then, ta-da.
12:55Really stabbed it, innit?
12:56Ta-da.
12:57Back in a, back in a, back in a, boom.
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Soapy.
13:02Now look what you've started.
13:04OK, that's enough for now, Cavern.
13:12we've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week and we'd watch them some more
13:17if we could find them we didn't do our game okay all right are you ready for this you need
13:22your
13:22sunglasses off for this so I can actually see your eyes you're just gonna spit at me I'm not gonna
13:26spit on you if I can't hold it in I will but I'll try and get it away from your
13:29face okay
13:30no let's really lock in don't bottle this okay so put loads in your mouth okay when I put my
13:34thumb up will start and then we'll just go for it okay some unseen clips sound far worse than they
13:38actually are I'm just hoping this one is one of those or I'm in big trouble but you'll have to
13:43come back later to find out what's going on now
14:02they say AI music is bad but not as bad as a old music that's a did an open earplugs
14:09at the ready
14:10time to get warmed up ouch ouch ouch oh that's it that was my shoes
14:31it was hot and look your best bloody hell look at who you are next to us we're here to
14:38knock you
14:39out with some heavyweight unseen action ah so settle in as we spill some serious tea yeah what's all this
14:45tea business it's like clock it so it's like tea clock it thought that was tea or you can say
14:52tea
14:52cook it like that's tea earlier we were listening into this we didn't do it again okay yeah you're
15:08gonna spit at me I'm not gonna spit on you if I can't hold it in I will but I'll
15:12try and get it
15:12away from your face okay no let's really lock in don't bottle this so put loads in your mouth
15:17and then we'll just go for it okay well here's what's going on
15:49Lola you didn't even try to stop it you were just giving
15:52it man what on my nose you have the right to remain silent Lola anything you spray baby given
15:59in evidence opi's dancing is turning him into a love island legend or should that be leg end
16:11you got good legs as well you know don't know how much I do legs that she wants a year
16:15I reckon
16:16because from dancing and it's a lot of legs just honestly you're so right mate what's the hardest
16:20things like you cause your shoulders legs what that that hurt yeah your feet are fucked is it
16:24so mate the ankles as well eight shows a week eight shows a week six days a week so you
16:28have one day
16:28off how do you eight shows a week so you do one every day and then two days of the
16:32week you do two
16:32fuck off that's the same wait you do one every Monday so Monday Tuesday Wednesday two on Thursday
16:39yeah Friday two on Saturday where you performing where in the West End West End Lion King sick
16:44well I didn't watch that now they come out into the crowd with like the big fucking what they come
16:48through the crowd with there's like a fake rhino is a fake elephant there's like giraffes they put
16:53boys on like stills you gotta like walk like like do you get on the stilt no I was I
16:58was the back of
16:58the rhino how many people makes up the rhino to you told me you were Simba I play Simba as
17:10well I did
17:10both big difference man that's imagine imagine inviting a bird to come watch your take who you
17:15place also no one sees you you're just under the rhino no so like yeah how do you think he
17:21saw it
17:21was like recognize this ass it's like a big costume and you put your on your so you get into
17:26it in your
17:26head so you're sticking out of it can you do your rhino walk how the fuck did you get this
17:42job
17:43audition for rhino's ass what else just the rhino there's got to be other roles as well excuse me
17:48why don't you play rhino how can you play anything else you start as a rhino then you're like a
17:51bit of
17:52grass bro I thought you'd come out like dancing now I pretend to be grass he does this does anyone
18:02have to be a tree huh does one have to be a tree I'd be a plant at one point
18:06yeah he's like yeah it's
18:08really hard on the feet eight shows a week boys of this I played a tree once all the reviewers
18:16raved
18:16about my extremely wooden performance lola can count on her hand number of times shauna's kissed
18:26her only she's finding it a little difficult to do do you know what when I count like one two
18:32three
18:32I can't do it like normal I do like one two three four five that is such you are so
18:38I can't do it like
18:40count normally you can't go one two three four five no I can't do that do this yeah one two
18:47three can you
18:47not do this no because I can't lift that thing about putting the baby one up oh do you know
18:52what I can do
18:52no no there she is isn't that cool that's really trippy that's crazy you need to do it in the
19:00talent show
19:01hi guys so my talent today is making waves with my hands I can meow and do goat noise at
19:06the same time
19:23I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities but on this occasion I'm making
19:43an exception obviously when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together the first thing they're
19:46going to talk about are hand jobs you know I think in the gym the little squeeze thing just out
19:51of the
19:51tank I'm ready for this guy turn your hands over like this send me in do you actually do hand
19:57modeling
19:57no I used to do like the first job I had off school I actually had to audition for my
20:01hand modeling
20:02I audition like show them like I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger no way you're taking me
20:09you're having me I know there's no way do they like wear gloves what's the way that really look
20:14after that you've got me the other models yeah no I don't know is there anything you have to like
20:18put a special cream on them around it and I don't know they do all four they like tidy them
20:21up and
20:22stuff so does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff like do they like yeah I
20:27didn't
20:27really do much gym back then but yeah I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff I try not
20:32to get them yeah I've got them to be fair I uh I said to my mate I can't do
20:36this anymore and he's
20:36like come on stop it's such a fucking wimp you and your stupid hands I'm like hey I need to
20:44protect
20:44these all right one day they might come in handy I suspect Lorenzo once all this Love Island fame
20:50blows over you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again Opie's dancing has become a
21:01viral sensation look he's already got over three followers from the start obviously you're stepping
21:05around with your right leg skip click click click click click click click click very good from there
21:12bring your feet together so boom boom boom someone was like boom oh boom the next bit is so
21:19the next thing it's like pop pop pop pop pop that's exactly it boom boom boom boom next bit you're
21:25finished here you're gonna go left right and turn this half and again left right and turn
21:58that was good right that was good
22:07occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are gonna find love some of them can barely find
22:11their own two feet anyone sat on my phone is there a phone where you're sat no okay well I've
22:18lost my
22:18phone again how do I do this like how's it lost I don't understand is it not on charge no
22:23I literally
22:24had it I swear I took it off okay right what the hell how did I have it and now
22:30I don't
22:35prove is that your phone babe no this is mine oh where the hell is mine can someone bring my
22:43phone
22:43like can someone ring my phone did you have it outside yes I literally have just had I just took
22:48it off
22:50what about the bathroom hun I don't think I've been in the bathroom I feel like I've just been in
22:53here
22:53with it is this your phone oh my god this is your phone oh my god I've just been taking
22:58pictures on
22:59your fucking phone no you're fine babe where the fuck is my phone then oh god oh shock it would
23:05be
23:05me to lose mine oh I love taking pics assume I literally love it wait yes was I taking pics
23:10on
23:11your phone then yeah I think so I literally it literally said prayer on it a minute ago
23:18nah something's going wrong in here oh jazz is that my phone or is that yours that's mine for fuck's
23:24sake
23:24I'm so confused maybe you should get it blocked Yasmin whoever has it could be doing anything with it
23:30as we speak welcome back to part three of a love island I've seen men
24:04we're all that glitters is not bling a little kiss ting got my bling bling wearing pearls that's my
24:10thing thing the glassware is pretty shiny too oh my god I can see myself putting the reflection
24:20do you think I look like Morticia Adams when I do my hair like this no I always look good
24:24I know that
24:25we have no time for umming and I'm okay maybe a tiny bit of humming but hats off to them
24:38I say oh
24:39as they get down to a beat entirely of their own making
24:43oh oh don't look in bed this time go and get the fuck out of my bed get that fuck
24:50out of my bed and
24:51occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke but you know guys theatre is actually really hard
24:56go on do the runner yeah but surely that's the front of the rhino in the background you're not just
25:02like
25:02a lot more there's a little bit more to it if you're at the back it's got a sway yeah
25:06it's like
25:07it's like this see like here and it's like and your head is sticking out wait can people see you
25:13yeah you can see your head oh you can see your head I thought you were just stuck up in
25:16like
25:16someone's heart right let's do the elephant then so I'll go on the elephant you're just doing this
25:21we've got a shuffle yeah unseen bits jumbo jokes minimal effort
25:37here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all gollum about Sean's precious ring has that ring got meaning
25:45no the one on her finger does you're giving her your ring no she's just minding it for me have
25:51you
25:51lost it show me your time right now show me your time right now oh my god you've given her
25:58your ring
25:58you have lost you have not lost my ring if you've lost it it's done just I know where it
26:03is I know
26:04where it is and so legulal sets out on her quest for the ring before incurring the wrath of Lord
26:12Sean
26:12Ron you've given her your ring I hope a bombshell comes in oh guys this is so cute I just
26:19love you
26:19guys together it won't be so cute if that ring is lost it'll be handbaggings at dawn no see the
26:26ring
26:27is a test if she loses that it's done Wow it's a test find it Lola or you shall not
26:34pass okay so
26:38how how how mad are you are you actually serious I didn't mean it you've lost my ring are you
26:43really
26:44mad yeah I'm fuming why because I made that in a class you thought oh my god you are actually
26:50not
26:50funny let me see it that looks good doesn't it I made that yeah oh my precious I can't believe
27:00I'm
27:00making my own coffee I thought this is a bit embarrassing and so another quest begins honestly
27:05if this keeps up we'll be changing the name of the show to unseen hobbits other rounders no looking
27:19for love is a serious business before you can find it you have to ask yourself some difficult questions
27:23so guys if we were all animals which animals do you think we'd be Ellie you're like a lion yeah
27:32a snow leopard yeah something with nails yeah and we said we said that you are so cute Pomeranian
27:39and sexy Pomeranian my mom always says I'm like a tiger but I don't know if that's why I can
27:45see
27:45that for you I'd say some type of cat but I think everyone's some type of cat yes thanks one
27:51one of them
27:52bold fuckers definitely not bold she's always shaven so I'm always fucking shaving mate I'm like
27:57what what would Lola be do you know what you're like Bambi yeah because you're strutting around
28:03jazz is like a sexy black leopard you're like however like jaguar jaguar yeah jaguar yeah I'll take
28:11that that's that's a cute one I like that oh show what do we say everyone's a dolphin for you
28:16yeah
28:16or maybe like a peacock when she gets dressed up at night she has a service out you know yeah
28:29I love that I love that Victoria what would you be girly everyone always says I'm like a cat yeah
28:35you do
28:36give like black cat like sexy yeah if I had a black cat I wanted to call it Salem that
28:42is such a good
28:43name I didn't we called my black cat black cat and we called my girl cut girl cat and then
28:48the other
28:48two had real life names that's so funny I tried the dog called Lola my fish fish I knew it
28:54was a
28:54staffy every every time I go to visit like the park and I hear Lola Lola it's always like no
28:59offense I don't like a staffies that much but it's always like they're most like not a cute dog
29:03yeah staffies yeah or like a polar or something yeah there's a common dog name yeah yeah my dog my
29:08old dog was called Lola feel your pain Lola I know someone who named their ugly
29:13pug Ian after me you have one accident in the voiceover booth and the producer never lets you forget
29:18it the net closed there and detective Lola's found her man she'll now review the evidence to see if
29:29she should take down his particulars oh so you well like me no yeah no there's three stages right
29:37right my opinion there's three stages the first is you're attracted to someone that means like you
29:42know you just look at them and you think yeah they're my type see in that box oh where are
29:47my
29:47pants man when are my balls oh you have the right to reign silent haha if only
29:55it's Ireland don't get scared by something no I get that I get a hundred percent I want you to
30:03actually don't just fucking hell the wasp in my ear it likes your bikini just I know it's it's pollen
30:11yeah it smells like and I don't get in my butt if Jimmy just people in my ear we got
30:12one oh it carries you
30:12oh shit ah fuck where's it going fucking hell mate oh it's alright guys alright sorry sorry sorry
30:21so protector save you
30:49we haven't got time now yas you'll just have to watch unseen bets on catch up
31:00when you're home Robin has talked a lot about our nights as a DJ but not much about our day
31:04jobs it's over to Priya to size her up what do you do as a quantities of air so basically
31:10this is going to be me then five years babe you're a smart girlie I am babe sorry oh my
31:18god oh no not
31:21again it's I don't get scared by something there's just been a wasp crawling on me like that part
31:31it was on a vagina if it's not a bombshell don't scream actually being killed by a wasp and you're
31:39not checking them okay can't be screaming like that man it's just been crawling on me vagina
31:47Robin you're gonna be all over the unseen bits mate I'm literally gonna run the unseen bits
32:01the girl I would like to couple up with is Angelista the girl I like to couple up with is
32:07Ellie Robin you
32:10are now single and therefore done from the island as Robin strutted at the villa for the final time the
32:17problem of an insect in her bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe oh these boots are not
32:24mean for walking sorry to hear your boots are rubbing Robin but at least there's no wasps swarming around
32:30your bets the villa won't have the same buzz without you
32:39since Opie started his unseen dance classes ratings have gone through the roof so here's another
32:44a one a two a one two three but four clicks yeah right leg four you're gonna go one two
32:50three four
32:52five six seven from there gonna go right arm left arm then right legs coming out right leg then change
33:00change it to left leg that's it
33:03give us some love here we go six seven do you want to see it girls yeah okay fine we're
33:15still learning we're still learning we're still learning so let's go one two three four five six seven and a
33:22boom boom dig a boom dig a boom
33:24I feel like a mum
33:27oh shit
33:29then last look from the top we'll go nice and slow nice and slow
33:31five six seven and an eight
33:35three two three four five six seven
33:38seven two three four five five six seven
33:42three three two three four five six seven
33:46yeah
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35:30You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits and we're going out.
35:34Why, aye!
35:35Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst,
35:37psst, psst, psst.
35:37What club are we going to today?
35:38We're going to Newcastle. We're going to Thun. We're going Thun.
35:41It's going to be smashing Bonnie lad.
35:45Oh, Obi.
35:47Opa!
35:50I'm totally wild.
35:53Give me the tiger.
35:55Give me the tiger.
35:56Give me the tiger.
35:56Boy, you're satisfied.
35:58Got you on my mind.
35:59Give me the Lorenzo.
36:00Give me the Lorenzo.
36:01Give me the Lorenzo.
36:02It'll turn your world upside down.
36:04And then you're going...
36:05Yeah, then jump to your nail.
36:07No.
36:14But mum's the word.
36:16My mum says opinions are like arseholes. Everybody's got one.
36:19And that's her Instagram bio.
36:21Talking of arseholes, only joking.
36:24Cheer up, boys. Why so serious?
36:26Oh.
36:27It'd be World War 6.
36:29Well, we haven't had three yet, but yeah.
36:32But it's just waiting to blow.
36:33I need to sneeze. It's not funny.
36:35I've sneezed before.
36:36Oh, fuck.
36:37I'll go with a mad noise and go,
36:39CHEOW!
36:40CHEOW!
36:41I love sneezing. It's one of my favourite things to do.
36:44I want ya, oh.
36:46I want ya, oh, I want ya, oh, I, I want ya, oh, I...
36:50I want ya, oh, I want ya, oh, I...
36:51Oh, I want ya, oh, I want ya, oh, I want ya, oh, I...
36:54This week after the Ain't That Deep challenge,
36:56some Alouders went off at the deep end.
36:58He's being rude now, but for it as a chill.
37:00It's not rude, what?
37:02Aidan's a bitch.
37:03People need to grow up for her.
37:05Don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told to fuck off.
37:09Idiot.
37:10How did it all go so wrong?
37:12All they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession from one of the islanders of the opposite sex.
37:19This boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention.
37:23Oh!
37:24Then find the fact it fits and dash their drink in it.
37:29How could anyone get upset by that?
37:31So let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bits before the kick-off.
37:37Boys, we're having a warm-up.
37:38We're having a little warm-up.
37:40Ice! Ice! Ice!
37:42Right, pick a side, boys. Left or right?
37:44Boys, just go, like, one way round.
37:46I'll go behind you.
37:47Yeah, just go single line.
37:49Just go single line.
37:50Straight leg kicks, boys.
37:51Yeah, I like that, I like that.
37:53This is so good.
37:56Sweep!
37:56OP, is this what you had to do in Lion King?
37:59Kill flicks on the way back.
38:01Can't do it, the shorts are gonna fall off.
38:03Warm-ups are great, but I think at least one of the boys wore himself out.
38:07Benny!
38:08Oh! What the fuck?
38:11Riffy!
38:12Benny!
38:12It's not working!
38:14Yes!
38:15Now let's dive deeper.
38:17Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week.
38:28This boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a JLS concert instead.
38:34That's the best.
38:35That's the best.
38:37Lorenzo!
38:38Lorenzo loves JLS.
38:40You don't look like a JLS boy to me.
38:43Oh, I think I know who it is.
38:51I chose OP because of the dancing.
38:53It's just giving JLS.
38:55Sam!
38:56Yeah!
38:56Yeah!
38:59Yeah!
38:59Yeah!
39:02Yeah!
39:03Yeah!
39:03Yeah!
39:07Yeah!
39:08That was good!
39:08That was a good song!
39:09That was!
39:10Yeah!
39:10He was an actual lion!
39:12This girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms.
39:17Oh!
39:18Oh, that's so chill.
39:19I don't know.
39:20I feel like girls fake it all the time.
39:22Oh!
39:26Oh!
39:27Oh, you got it on my chain off!
39:30Oh!
39:31We have faith in you, Ellie.
39:32Not much to say that we're shitty and one of them was good, so...
39:36Yeah!
39:38Oh!
39:43Oh!
39:44Oh!
39:44Oh!
39:45Oh!
39:46Oh!
39:47Oh!
39:47What about the girl he slept for once on his arse cheek?
39:51That's Deco, Tommy!
39:52Simba or Tommy?
39:53That's Tommy!
39:56Yeah, Tommy!
39:56Not going to be it.
39:58Tommy!
40:04Yeah, Tommy!
40:06Yeah, Tommy!
40:07I met her on the night out.
40:08Lost a game of rock, paper, scissors.
40:10We got to follow through on it.
40:11That was the bear.
40:12I thought I was gonna win!
40:13Get it out!
40:15Get it out!
40:19It's an M for Mika!
40:22I wasn't being serious, I just said M for Mika.
40:25My name is Mika and my name starts with an M, like hello.
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H.
40:32But let's not argue, we've had enough of that.
40:34As every superfan knows, the villa is a place packed with well-known iconic locations.
40:40The fire pits.
40:41The mini fire pits.
40:43The day beds.
40:45The terrace.
40:47But this year the Islanders have messed with the labelling system.
40:51So welcome to the Kent Terrace.
40:53It's my first time.
40:54Are you going up to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:58The Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace.
41:01I've never been.
41:02He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.
41:04It's the Kent Corner.
41:06This is the Kent Corner.
41:07What a bunch of Kents.
41:09It's like, it's basically Kent on tour in here.
41:11You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.
41:16Oh.
41:17Alumni?
41:18Yeah.
41:19Isn't it Illumi?
41:21No.
41:22It's alumni.
41:23Oh.
41:24There's an N in there.
41:24My pronunciation for words is wrong.
41:27I thought that pedestrian was Pedestarian, but for years.
41:31And I was starting my driving test.
41:34And he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there.
41:35And I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously Pedestarians there.
41:38And he was like, there's what?
41:40And I said Pedestarian.
41:42That's awful.
41:45I bet you, did you pass your driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate.
41:47Yeah.
41:48You flirted with the instructor.
41:50With the...
41:50I was only fucking 16.
41:52I wasn't as good as it bet.
41:53I don't know about that.
41:5417.
41:55Do you think?
41:55I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the examiners.
41:59I've actually got a brain up there, though.
42:01No, I know, but I feel like all the girls just...
42:03I'm very intelligent.
42:04...are able to pass straight away because they flirt.
42:06Because boys are better drivers than girls.
42:08You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo.
42:10I'm saying nothing.
42:20It's time for...
42:24Major Bonanza!
42:26I love this.
42:28This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza.
42:30Bonanza?
42:31Bonanza?
42:31And this week, I asked the Islanders what weirds them out.
42:36Things that weird me out.
42:38Whales.
42:39Not, like, the country, but, like, the animal.
42:41And I find them very, like, daunting.
42:44You know Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.
42:48And it, like, sends something into my brain.
42:50And it just, like...
42:51Oh!
42:52Get that away from me!
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:54Oh, you know what them pop socks?
42:55Get them out the door!
42:58They need to leave the building immediately.
43:01See, to be honest, I get it.
43:02I understand the concept of it, right?
43:04But, like, see when you can see them.
43:08Like, why are they...
43:09I thought they were meant to be had then.
43:11This girl had...
43:12Oh!
43:14She had, like, earwax in her ear.
43:16I just looked next to her.
43:17I just saw the earwax looking back at me.
43:18It just...
43:21So, things that weird me out.
43:24Food edition.
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.
43:28I'll look at them and flatten around their little orange sauce.
43:32If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans, I'll, like...
43:35I'll slide the menu stand across so I can't see your plate.
43:39Jelly.
43:40Disgusting.
43:40Why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie, that freaks me out for some reason.
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting.
43:48It's weird.
43:49I know.
43:50It's a free combination thing, so it's milk.
43:53I think people who can just drink a pint of milk, it's just a bit psychotic.
43:57Bananas.
43:58I did hate, for years and years and years, bananas.
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them.
44:03And tuna, like...
44:04Oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow.
44:06Oh, a man running?
44:09Hell no.
44:10Like, I can't be seeing a man run.
44:12Not that men shouldn't run.
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough, like, sprinting about.
44:17But, like, a man jog for something to, like, pick something up.
44:21I think just walk.
44:22When people don't wear socks in their trainers, raw dog in the...the trainer,
44:28immediately, you know.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either.
44:31I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies, but they stand, like, dead upright,
44:36don't even look like real people.
44:38Just a man doing laps.
44:40I just, I think, pack it in like that makes you feel really uncomfortable.
44:44And they're just...
44:49Come back next week for some more.
44:52Me, Chuck Miranda!
44:57Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders decided you have the weakest connection.
45:08Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:17I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:19Yeah.
45:20One, two, one, two, one, two.
45:22It's my final night in the Love Island villa.
45:27It's been real fun.
45:29Ha!
45:29It's been a killer.
45:32I'm feeling real sad.
45:34Gonna miss you boys.
45:36We'll do this for life.
45:38Because we are born!
45:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:44Opie!
45:45Opie!
45:46Opie!
45:46Opie!
45:46Opie!
45:47Opie!
45:47See you all next time.
45:49But not you two.
45:50Bye!
45:52Bye!
45:53Bye!
46:09Bye!
46:10Bye!
46:12Bye!
46:13Bye!
46:14Bye!
46:15Bye!
46:15Bye!
46:19Bye!
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