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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland. Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of
00:22scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way. What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34Okay, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:37Sporting excellence.
00:39I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:48Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:55Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we.
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Myths.
01:10I was paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:38Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:46Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53You're sexed.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bit, so swings and roundabouts.
02:02Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:04You know, he said, I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10Like, that mysterious is...
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:18I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20Here, look.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:22You have to leave me already.
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a way.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is, like, a year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God's on.
02:36Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgust on!
02:42What?
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:48What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead?
02:52I'm bored with this shit.
02:53No, really?
02:53He's getting a bore.
02:56Red.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin,
03:00because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series,
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:18It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:25It'll be fine after this one.
03:28Fuck!
03:29No, I can't.
03:29I can't.
03:30That's actually burning.
03:31The fuck is it?
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:32I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:40Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:46I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:57And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing...
03:59I didn't...
04:00If I generally...
04:01I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:04I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither
04:09as we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:17So let's get down to it
04:20and say, in language you will understand...
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fuckin' hell.
04:26Chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29Got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a lovely little Unseen Bear.
04:38Here's an Unseen Bear of Opie flip-flopping
04:40about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fuckin'...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm gonna get so upset.
04:58I'm gonna get so upset.
05:12I'm struggling in the age.
05:13Why are you sh...
05:13Who's are these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:17This is the worst.
05:19I'm gonna lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me.
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh.
05:28You might change cards.
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week, but that didn't
05:53stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Look, look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:57Lorenzo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is that?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Attenborough.
06:14Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:21Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop following me.
06:26Stop it.
06:27Oh, Saturday night, Unseen Bits is going to be great.
06:30You're talking as David Attenborough.
06:32I'm going like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:51One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh, no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission.
07:14But it's a classic fly-on-the-wall documentary.
07:24I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzey.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name, so I'm going to call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:35Go on.
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.
07:44Sean.
07:45Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time as
07:50me.
07:50Oh, my God, that's one of my baby names?
07:52Roman, is it actually?
07:53Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03I'm only having to do, yeah.
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:05Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna, like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta, sorry, no, it's okay, Vienna's fine.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got...
08:21Erm, I like Nova for the girl, Roman for the boy.
08:26Roman I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben.
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy.
08:33Payson.
08:34Payson.
08:35How do you know any Payson's?
08:36Yeah, I see, I know.
08:38Why?
08:38Do you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else does it...
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:44What else does I have?
08:45What else does I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:51And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school.
09:03Attention, shut!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's gift of the boot camp.
09:11Right, I'm, I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19We're going to hit it at full speed, yeah?
09:22No fucking about, no fucking about, I'm taking no prisoners a day, right?
09:28Yeah.
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk, yeah?
09:31Squat squats, shoulder press, we've got weighted set ups and then whatever the bad boys are called again.
09:368 to 10, but push for 10.
09:38Let's go!
09:39Ready?
09:40Go!
09:41Keep pushing!
09:43I'm going to have abs like Sean after this.
09:473, 2, 1, go!
09:491, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 12, 13, 13, 13, 13, 14, 14,
09:5915, 15, 16, 15, 16, 16, 17, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, keep going!
10:05Turn, turn, turn, turn!
10:06I already made it to 30.
10:07How'd you ask, Renee?
10:08I made it to 30.
10:0930!
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:13That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:15That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Kavan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:42You swear it's got a thing, innit?
10:45Bro, you...
10:45Unfortunately, the little bro just went.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53No, listen.
10:54You weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her, and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro.
11:04But I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's 10 out of 10.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on in the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13For me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17What?
11:17Straight away.
11:18That word, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:21Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro?
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro, bro, bro, bro.
11:31The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro, I feel like you're a trap.
11:34I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand brutal of 21.
11:44Come on in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit, like.
11:59Medjine's.
12:00Go back.
12:01And forward.
12:02So you go backwards.
12:04Forward.
12:05That's it, back.
12:07Boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:09That's it.
12:10Yeah.
12:11Medjine's a little.
12:12Yeah.
12:13See your hips are here.
12:14Back and dick.
12:15Back.
12:15Dick.
12:16Back.
12:17Back.
12:18Back.
12:20Bring your arms up.
12:21Find it back.
12:22Yeah?
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom.
12:25Boom.
12:25That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:27That's it.
12:27That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:29That's it.
12:30That's it.
12:31That's it.
12:31Boom.
12:32Jigga boom.
12:32Jigga boom.
12:33Jigga boom.
12:34Left.
12:35Boom.
12:36Left.
12:36Right.
12:37That's actually it.
12:38I think you've got that.
12:39Should we run it?
12:39Yeah, it's from the top.
12:40Yeah, it's right from the top.
12:415, 6, 7, 8.
12:50That's actually right.
12:51Yeah!
12:52Boom.
12:52Boom.
12:54Then, tada, tada, tada, back in a, back in a, back in a, walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Soapy. Now look what you've started.
13:04Okay, that's enough for now, Cavern.
13:12We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week, and we'd watch them some more.
13:17If we could find them.
13:19We didn't do our game. Okay.
13:21Are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this, so I can actually see your eyes.
13:24You're just going to spit at me.
13:25I'm not going to spit on you.
13:26If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in. Don't bottle this, okay?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, okay?
13:33When I put my thumb up, we'll start, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those, or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out...
13:46What's going on now?
14:02They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an O pick.
14:09Airplugs at the ready, please.
14:10Put your hands up!
14:12Put your hands up!
14:13Hold ten!
14:13Hold ten!
14:14Here we go!
14:14Go!
14:16We're in it!
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Vex!
14:21Feeling that finish, hit it, flip back, giving me life!
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch!
14:27Ouch!
14:27Ow!
14:27Oh, faster that!
14:28That's my shoes!
14:31It was hot!
14:32And look for your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:41Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like Crockett, so it's like tea, Crockett.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:51Or you can say tea, Crockett.
14:53Like, that's tea.
14:56LAUGHTER
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier, we were listening in to this.
15:06We didn't do our game, okay?
15:08You're just going to spit at me.
15:09I'm not going to spit on you.
15:10If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in.
15:15Don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well, here's...
15:21What's going on?
15:24Yeah.
15:25Mm-hmm.
15:26Mm-hmm.
15:37Mm-hmm.
15:38Mm-hmm.
15:40Mm-hmm.
15:41Mm-hmm.
15:41Mm-hmm.
15:43Mm-hmm.
15:44Mm-hmm.
15:45Mm-hmm.
15:47Lola!
15:50You didn't even try to stop it.
15:52You were just giving it, man.
15:54Went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola.
15:58Anything you spray, baby, give it in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend, or should that be leg end?
16:11You've got good legs as well, you know.
16:13Don't know how, man.
16:14I do legs actually once a year.
16:15I reckon, because from dancing, it's a lot of legs.
16:17Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest thing?
16:20Is that your core?
16:20Is it your shoulders?
16:21What, that hurt?
16:23Yeah.
16:23Your feet are fucked.
16:24Is it?
16:25The ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day off.
16:28What?
16:28How do you do eight shows a week?
16:29So you do one every day, and then two days of the week, you do two.
16:32Fuck off.
16:33That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday.
16:39Yeah.
16:39Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:41What?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:43The Lion King, Sigma.
16:45I didn't even watch that.
16:45Like, they come out into the crowd.
16:47With, like, the big fucking...
16:48What did they come through the crowd with?
16:49There's, like, a fake rhino, a fake elephant, there's, like, giraffes.
16:53They put boys on, like, stilts, you gotta, like, walk, like, like...
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was...
16:58I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's arse.
17:01I was the rhino's arse.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well, I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you play.
17:16Yeah, she never sees you.
17:17Well, so no one sees you?
17:18You're just under the rhino's?
17:19No, so, like...
17:20Yeah, how do you think he saw it?
17:21It was, like, recognise this arse.
17:23It's, like, a big costume, and you put your...
17:25So you get into it, and your head...
17:27You're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:29It says you that.
17:32What, there's someone in front of you as well?
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Audition for rhino's arse.
17:44What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:45There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, why don't you play rhino?
17:49How can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're, like, a bit of grass.
17:55You're a joke.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out, like, dancing and that.
17:58I didn't realise.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05I have to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:07He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played a tree once.
18:15All the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:23Lola can count on her hand a number of times Sean has kissed her, only she's finding
18:27it a little difficult to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:30When I count, like, one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do, like, one, two, three, four, five.
18:36That is such...
18:37What?
18:38You are so surprising.
18:39I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three!
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three, four.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48No, because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up.
18:51Do you know what I can do?
18:52No, I know.
18:55There she is!
18:57What the?
18:57Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi, guys.
19:02So, my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do goat noises all the time.
19:07This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:13Most of all.
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:14Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:16I'm so talented.
19:18Can you do it?
19:19Um, meow.
19:20That's quite a good word, like a grown cat.
19:22Meow.
19:23Oh.
19:24I can only do that.
19:25No, no.
19:25I can't do a normal cat.
19:27Mine's like newborn kitten.
19:29Meow.
19:30Meow.
19:31I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities,
19:35but on this occasion I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously, when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together,
19:46the first thing they're going to talk about are handjobs.
19:48You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing,
19:50just out of the tank.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands over like this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modelling?
19:57No, I used to do.
19:58It was like the first job I had after school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modelling.
20:02What?
20:03I had to show them like...
20:04I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:08You're taking the beer.
20:09You're having me out.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Do they like wear gloves whilst they're waiting?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:14What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do?
20:18Like put a special cream on them or anything?
20:19No, they do all four.
20:20They like tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff like that?
20:26Yeah, yeah.
20:26I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:28I don't know.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff.
20:31I try not to get them.
20:32Yeah.
20:33I've got them to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day they might come in handy.
20:46Yeah.
20:47I suspect, Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over, you'll be back to handling
20:51Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Slip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:11From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom.
21:15Boom.
21:15Boom.
21:16Boom, boom.
21:18The next bit is like, it's like bop, bum, bum, bum.
21:21That's exactly it.
21:22Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
21:24Next bit, you're finished here.
21:26You're going to go left, right and turn.
21:28Boom, boom.
21:29It's this half and again.
21:31Left, right and turn.
21:32And then the hat.
21:33Let's go.
21:34Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
21:34Jesus.
21:355, 6, 5, 6, 7, we go.
21:393 2 3 4 5 7 8
21:54It's locked in!
21:56Spectacular!
21:59That was good, right?
22:00That was good!
22:07Occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone?
22:15Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:16No.
22:17OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:18How do I do this?
22:20Like, how's it lost? I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge?
22:23No, I literally had it, I swear. I took it off.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:29How did I have it and now I don't?
22:35Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:37No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone bring my phone? Like, can someone bring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it, I just took it off track.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom. I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:54Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, you're fine, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:12Hello.
23:15I literally, it literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Yaz, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:24I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yazmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:34Oh.
23:35Are these friends?
23:57Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Best.
24:04Where all that glitters is not bling.
24:06A little kiss ting, got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls, that's my thing thing.
24:14The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God, I can see myself filling the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Morticia Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:22So, you look good, no?
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and eyeing.
24:29Eww.
24:30Eww.
24:32Eww.
24:32Eww.
24:33Eww.
24:34Eww.
24:35OK, maybe a tiny bit of umming.
24:37But hats off to them, I say.
24:39Oh.
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making.
24:47Go and get the fuck out of my bed.
24:49Get that fuck out of my bed.
24:51And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke.
24:54But, you know, guys, this is actually really hard.
24:56Go on, do the runner.
24:59Yeah, but surely that's the front of the runner.
25:01And the back of the runner, you're not just like this.
25:02Oh, the back of the runner's got a lot more.
25:03There's a little bit more to it if you're at the back.
25:05It's got a sway.
25:06Yeah.
25:07It's like this.
25:08See, like here.
25:09And it's like, and your head is sticking out.
25:11Wait, can people see you?
25:13Yeah, you can see your head.
25:14Oh, you can see your head.
25:14I thought you were just stuck up in someone's arse.
25:17Right, let's do the elephant then.
25:18Oh, go on.
25:19The elephant, you're just doing this.
25:21Oh, you've got a shuffle.
25:22Yeah.
25:23Unseen bits, jumbo jokes, minimal effort.
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all golem about Sean's precious ring.
25:42Has that ring got meaning?
25:43Yes.
25:45No, the one on her finger does.
25:47You're giving her your ring?
25:49No.
25:49She's just minding it for me.
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your thumb right now.
25:53Show me your thumb right now.
25:54I don't know where it is.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:57You've given her your ring?
25:58You have not lost my ring.
26:00No, I haven't lost it.
26:00I haven't lost it.
26:01If you've lost it, it's done.
26:02I haven't lost it.
26:03I know where it is.
26:04I know where it is.
26:05And so Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring before incurring the wrath of Lord
26:12Sean Ron.
26:14You've given her your ring?
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in.
26:16A bombshell comes in.
26:17Oh, guys, this is so cute.
26:19I just love you guys together.
26:20It won't be so cute if that ring is lost.
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn.
26:26No, see, the ring is a test.
26:27If she loses that, it's done.
26:29Wow.
26:30It's a test?
26:31Find it, Lola, or you shall not pass.
26:37Okay, so how mad are you?
26:39Are you actually serious?
26:40I didn't mean it.
26:41You've lost my ring.
26:42No.
26:43Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah, I'm fuming.
26:45Why?
26:45Because I made that in a class.
26:48You thought, oh my God, you are actually not funny.
26:51Let me see it.
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made that, yeah.
26:57Oh, my precious.
26:58It is.
26:59I can't believe I'm making my own coffee.
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing.
27:03And so another quest begins.
27:05Honestly, if this keeps up, we'll be changing the name of the show to Unseen Hobbits.
27:17Other Islanders know looking for love is a serious business.
27:20Before you can find it, you have to ask yourself some difficult questions.
27:23So, guys, if we were all animals, which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie.
27:28You're like a sexy lion.
27:30Yeah.
27:31Wow.
27:31Yeah, sexy lion.
27:33Like a snow leopard.
27:34Yeah.
27:34Something with nails.
27:35Yeah.
27:36And we said that you are so cute Pomeranian and sexy Pomeranian.
27:40Oh, my God.
27:40I am literally taking that.
27:41My mum always says I'm like a tiger, but I don't know if that's quite...
27:45I can see that for you.
27:46I'd say some type of cat, but I think everyone's some type of cat.
27:48A cat.
27:48Yeah, like a feline-y...
27:49Yeah.
27:50A cat.
27:51Yes, thanks one.
27:52One of them bald fuckers.
27:53Definitely not bald.
27:54She's always shaving her bloody elbows.
27:56Oh, because I'm always fucking shaving, mate.
27:57I'm like...
27:57Yeah, what man and what would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what?
27:59You're like Bambi.
28:01Yeah.
28:01Because you're...
28:02Bambi's strutting around.
28:03That's really cute.
28:04Jazz is like a sexy black leopard.
28:07You're like...
28:08Oh, I'm like Jaguar.
28:09Jaguar.
28:09Yeah, Jaguar.
28:10I'll take that.
28:12That's a cute one.
28:13I like that.
28:13Oh, sure.
28:14Everyone said you were a dolphin for you.
28:16Or maybe like a peacock.
28:18Ooh!
28:19Yeah!
28:21Because of the colours.
28:22Yeah!
28:22Because of the colours.
28:24With the accessories, I'm thinking like...
28:26When she gets dressed up at night, she has her feathers out, you know?
28:29Yeah!
28:30I love that, I love that.
28:31Victoria, what would you be, darling?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat.
28:35Yeah, you do give like black cat.
28:37Black cat.
28:37Like sexy.
28:39Yeah.
28:40If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.
28:42I'm a black cat.
28:43That is such a good name.
28:43I didn't.
28:44We called my black cat, black cat.
28:46And we called my girl cat, girl cat.
28:48And then the other two had real life names.
28:50That is so funny.
28:51Actually I had the dog called Lola.
28:52My sister is Fish.
28:53Yeah, Staffish.
28:54I knew it was a Staffie.
28:55Every time I go to the park and I hear Lola, Lola.
28:59It's always like, no offence, I don't like Staffies that much,
29:01but it's always like the most like, not a cute dog.
29:03Yeah, Staffies.
29:04Yeah, or like a polar or something.
29:05Lola.
29:05Lola's a common dog name.
29:06Yeah.
29:07Yeah, my old dog is called Lola.
29:10Feel your pain, Lola.
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug, Ian.
29:14After me, you have one accident in the voiceover booth
29:17and the producer never lets you forget it.
29:24The net closed there and Detective Lola's found her man.
29:28She'll now review the evidence to see if she should
29:30take down his particulars.
29:32Oh, so you won't like me.
29:33No.
29:34Yeah.
29:35No.
29:36There's three stages, right?
29:38Right.
29:38In my opinion, there's three stages.
29:39The first is you're attracted to someone.
29:41Mm.
29:41That means like, you know, you just look at them
29:43and you think, yeah, they're my type.
29:44Mm.
29:44Ooh.
29:46See, I'm not bothered.
29:47Oh!
29:47Where are my pants, man?
29:49Where are my balls?
29:50Oh!
29:51You have the right to reign silent.
29:53Ha-ha.
29:53Ev only.
29:55It's...
29:56Islanders get scared by something!
30:00No, I get that.
30:01I get that 100%.
30:02I want you to actually...
30:04Don't just fucking hell.
30:07The wasp in my ear.
30:08Um...
30:08It likes your bikini.
30:09Don't just...
30:10I know.
30:10It's pollen.
30:12Oh!
30:14Fuck!
30:15Where's it gone?
30:17Fucking hell, mate.
30:18Ooh!
30:20It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
30:22Done.
30:22See?
30:22Protector.
30:23Saviour.
30:28What?!
30:29Oh!
30:30Oh!
30:30It's all right!
30:30Oh my God!
30:32Oh my God!
30:34Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop...
30:40Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
30:45I would have watched that back on record.
30:49We haven't got time now, Yaz.
30:51You'll just have to watch Unseen Bits on catch-up when you're home.
31:00Robin has talked a lot about her nights as a DJ,
31:03but not much about her day jobs.
31:05It's over to Priya to size her up.
31:07What do you do as a quantihesophator?
31:10So, basically...
31:11Is it going to be me, then?
31:12Five years.
31:13Babe, you're a smart girly.
31:14I am.
31:15Babe, sorry.
31:16Oh, my God!
31:19Oh, my God!
31:20Oh, no, not again.
31:23I only don't get scared by something.
31:27There's just been a wasp crawling on me, like, that part.
31:31It was on a vagina.
31:33Vagina.
31:34If it's not a bombshell, don't scream.
31:37I'm just nearly being killed by a wasp, and you're not checking them okay?
31:40Can't be screaming like that, man.
31:42It's just been crawling on me vagina.
31:47Robin, you're going to be all over the Unseen Bits, mate.
31:50I'm literally going to run the Unseen Bits.
31:52Oi, Robin, I run the Unseen Bits.
31:56It's...
31:56Robin gets dumped by bombshells!
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is Angelista.
32:05The girl I'd like to couple up with is Ellie.
32:09Robin, you are now single, and therefore dumped on the island.
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time, the problem of an insect in her bikini
32:18was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe.
32:22Oh!
32:23These boots are not mean for walking!
32:26Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing, Robin, but at least there's no wasps swarming around
32:30your bets.
32:31The villa won't have the same buzz without you.
32:39Since Opie started his Unseen Dance classes, ratings have gone through the roof, so here's
32:43another.
32:44A one, a two, a one, two, three, four!
32:47Four clicks, yeah.
32:48Right leg forward.
32:49You're going to go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
32:54From there, you're going to go right arm, left arm, then right leg's coming out, right
32:59leg, then change it to left leg, that's it.
33:02That's so odd!
33:03You're all watching!
33:05Give us some love, come on!
33:07Here we go, six, seven, do you want to see it girls, yeah?
33:12Guys, turn it around and perform, yeah, can you do that?
33:15We're still learning, we're still learning, so let's go one, two, three, four, five, six,
33:21seven, and a bum, bum, dig a bum, dig a bum.
33:24I feel like a mum!
33:27Oh, shit!
33:28Then, from the top, we're going nice and slow, nice and slow.
33:32Five, six, seven, and a bum.
33:353, 2, 3, go, bum, dig a bum, dig a bum, dig a bum, dig a bum, dig a bum,
33:43dig a bum.
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35:08Good luck.
35:30You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits and we're going out.
35:33Why, aye.
35:38We're going to Newcastle.
35:40We're going to Thune.
35:40Going Thune.
35:41It's going to be smashing, Bonnie, lad.
35:45Oh, Obi.
35:47Opa!
35:50I'm totally wild.
35:53Give me the tiger.
35:56Give me the tiger.
35:59Give me the Lorenzo.
36:00Give me the Lorenzo.
36:02And I'll turn your world upside down.
36:04And then you're going...
36:05Yeah, then just you know.
36:07You know.
36:14But mum's the word.
36:16My mum says, opinions are like arseholes.
36:18Everybody's got one.
36:19And that's her Instagram bio.
36:21Talking of arseholes.
36:23Only joking.
36:24Cheer up, boys.
36:24Why so serious?
36:26Oh.
36:27It'd be World War VI.
36:29Well, we haven't had three yet.
36:30But yeah.
36:32But it's just waiting to blow.
36:33I need to sneeze.
36:34It's not funny.
36:35I sneezed before.
36:36Oh, fuck.
36:37I'll go with a mad noise and go like, chow.
36:41Chow.
36:41I love sneezing.
36:43It's one of my favourite eyes to do.
36:54This week after the Ate That Deep Challenge,
36:56some Islanders went off at the deep end.
36:58It's being rude now, but for it, it's chill.
37:00It's not rude.
37:01What?
37:02Aiden's a bitch.
37:03People need to grow up for her.
37:05Don't say you're embarrassing
37:06and expect not to get told to fuck off.
37:09Idiot.
37:10How did it all go so wrong?
37:12All they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession
37:17from one of the Islanders of the opposite sex.
37:19This boy's nightmare partner
37:21is someone who loves attention.
37:23Oh.
37:24Then find the fact it fits
37:26and dash their drink in it.
37:28How could anyone get upset by that?
37:31So let's dive back to happier times
37:33for some unseen bets before the kickoff.
37:36Boys.
37:37We're having a warm-up.
37:38We're having a little warm-up.
37:39Ace!
37:40Ace!
37:41Ace!
37:42All right, pick a side, boys.
37:43Left or right?
37:44Boys, just go, like, one way round.
37:46I'll go behind you.
37:47Yeah, just go single line.
37:49Just go single line.
37:50Straight leg kicks, boys.
37:51Yeah, I like that.
37:52I like that.
37:53This is so good.
37:54And then on the way for the sweep!
37:56I hope you just want to do it in Lion King.
37:59Hill flicks on the way back.
38:01Can't do it.
38:01The shorts are going to fall off.
38:03Warm-ups are great,
38:04but I think at least one of the boys wore himself out.
38:08Ready?
38:08Oh!
38:10What the fuck?
38:11Riffy!
38:12Ready?
38:12It's not working.
38:14Yes!
38:15Now let's dive deeper.
38:17Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week.
38:28This boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating
38:32to go to a JLS concert instead.
38:34It's the best.
38:35That's the best.
38:37Lorenzo!
38:38Lorenzo loves JLS.
38:40You don't look like a JLS boy to me.
38:43Oh, I think I know who it is.
38:45Oh!
38:51I chose Opie because of the dancing.
38:53It's just giving JLS.
38:55Sam!
38:56Yeah!
38:59Rrrr!
39:02You're the boy!
39:07That was good!
39:08That was a good song!
39:09That was...
39:10Yeah, you're an actual flyer!
39:12This girl has slept with 15 people
39:15and faked 14 orgasms.
39:17Oh!
39:18Oh, that's so chill.
39:19I don't know.
39:20I feel like girls fake it all the time.
39:26Oh, you've got it on my train on!
39:30Lovely.
39:31We have faith in you, Ellie.
39:32Not much to say that we're shitty
39:34and one of them was good.
39:35Yeah.
39:39Yeah!
39:40Yeah!
39:41No!
39:42Woo!
39:44Wow!
39:45Okay.
39:45This boy has the initial of a girl
39:48he slept with once on his arse cheek.
39:51That's Deco, Tommy.
39:52Simba or Tommy?
39:53That's Tommy.
39:54That's Tommy.
40:01That's Tommy.
40:05That's Tommy.
40:07Tommy.
40:07Better on a night out.
40:08Lost the game of rock, paper, scissors.
40:10We've got to follow through on it.
40:11That was the best.
40:11I thought I was going to win.
40:13Get it out!
40:15Get it out!
40:15Get it out!
40:15Get it out!
40:16Get it out, boys!
40:16Let's have a laugh!
40:18Oh!
40:19Oh!
40:19Oh!
40:20It's an M for Mika!
40:23It's an M for Mika!
40:25My name is Mika and my name starts with an M, like, hello!
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H, but let's not argue.
40:33We've had enough of that.
40:34As every superfan knows, the villa is a place packed with well-known iconic locations.
40:40The fire pit, the mini fire pit, the day beds, the terrace.
40:47But this year, the Islanders have messed with the labelling system.
40:51So, welcome to the Kent Terrace.
40:53It's my first time.
40:54Are you going up to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:57Kent Terrace.
40:59Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace.
41:01I've never been.
41:02I've not.
41:03He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.
41:04It's the Kent Corner.
41:06This is the Kent Corner.
41:07What a bunch of Kents.
41:09It's like, it's basically Kent on tour in here.
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.
41:17Oh.
41:18Alumni?
41:18Yeah.
41:19Isn't it a loomy?
41:21No.
41:22It's alumni.
41:23Oh.
41:23There's an in in there.
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong.
41:27I thought that pedestrian was pedestarian, but for years.
41:31And I was starting my driving test.
41:34And he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there.
41:35And I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously pedestarians there.
41:38And he was like, there's what?
41:40And I said, pedestarians.
41:41He's like, oh, look at the pedestrian.
41:42That's awful.
41:45Did you pass your driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate.
41:47Yeah.
41:48You flirted with the instructor.
41:50With the...
41:50I was only fucking 16.
41:52I don't know about that.
41:55Do you think?
41:55Yeah, I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the examiners.
41:59I've actually got a brain up there, though.
42:01No, I know, but I feel like all the girls...
42:03I'm very intelligent. ..are able to pass straight away because they flirt.
42:06Because boys are better drivers than girls.
42:08You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo. I'm saying nothing.
42:21It's time for...
42:24Major Bonanza!
42:26I love this. This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza.
42:30Bonanza? Bonanza?
42:31And this week, I asked the islanders what weirds them out.
42:36Things that weird me out.
42:38Whales. Not, like, the country, but, like, the animal.
42:41And I find them very, like, daunting.
42:43You know Velcro? The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.
42:48And it, like, sends something into my brain, and it just, like...
42:51Oh, get that away from me. Do you know what I mean?
42:54Oh, you know what, them pop socks?
42:56Get them out the door!
42:58They need to leave the building immediately.
43:01See, to be honest, I get it, I understand the concept of it, right?
43:04But, like, see when you can see them.
43:08Like, why are they...? I thought they were meant to be had then.
43:11This girl had it. Oh, she had, like, earwax in her ear.
43:16I just looked next to her and just saw the earwax looking back at me and just...
43:20So, things that weird me out.
43:24Food edition.
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.
43:28I'll look at them and flatten around their little orange sauce.
43:32If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans,
43:34I'll, like, I'll slide the menu stand across so I can't see your plate.
43:39Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie, that freaks me out for some reason.
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting.
43:48It's weird, I know.
43:50It's a three-combedation thing, so it's milk.
43:52I think people who can just drink a pint of milk, it's just a bit psychotic.
43:57Bananas.
43:58I did hate for years and years and years bananas.
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them.
44:03And tuna, like... Oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow. No.
44:06Oh, a man running? Hell no.
44:10Like, I can't be seeing a man run.
44:12Not that men shouldn't run.
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough, like, sprinting about,
44:17but, like, a man jog for something to, like, pick something up,
44:21I think just walk.
44:21When people don't wear socks in their trainers,
44:25raw dog in the trainer, immediately, you know.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either.
44:31I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies,
44:34but they stand, like, dead upright,
44:36don't even look like real people.
44:38Just a man doing laps.
44:40I just... I think pack it in.
44:42Like, that makes me feel really uncomfortable.
44:43And that is...
44:49Come back next week for some more.
44:52Be...
44:53Chuck Miranda!
44:57Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders
45:05decided you have the weakest connection.
45:08Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:17I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:19Yeah.
45:20One, two, one, two, one, two.
45:22It's my final night in the Love Island villa.
45:27It's been real fun.
45:29Ha!
45:29It's been a killer.
45:32I'm feeling real sad.
45:34Gonna miss you boys.
45:36We'll do this for life.
45:38Cause we are born!
45:40Yeah!
45:44Opie! Opie! Opie! Opie!
45:47See you all next time.
45:48But not you two.
45:50Bye!
45:51Bye!
45:52Bye!
46:18Bye!
46:19Bye!
46:20Bye!
46:22Bye!
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