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00:06Today on Blind Date...
00:08I'm a drummer in a rock band on Crown.
00:10He's looking for a new groupie.
00:12I would date people in a band. I have no problem with musicians at all.
00:17Does she have the stomach for it?
00:19I'm ready to throw up.
00:21Plus...
00:21You know when I date guys, it seems like they're only after me for sex.
00:26She's got this rocker tongue tied.
00:28Alright, so what are we going to do today?
00:32Take two, I can't talk. Damn.
00:34It all begins now.
00:35Oh my God.
00:37On Blind Date.
00:42Que Pasa loyal date fans, Roger Lodge here once again thrilled to bring you the finest in state-of-the
00:49-art dating action.
00:50Let's get to it.
00:51And today we start with Janine and her date Stu.
00:55Now Janine told us that she goes for funny guys.
00:58And she says she loves the bad boy rocker type.
01:01Well then Stu is her man.
01:02He calls himself wacky.
01:04And get this.
01:05He's in a band.
01:07And a pretty darn good one at that.
01:09The band is called Uncrowned.
01:11We are...
01:12I guess you could call us a regional band around the southeast.
01:14I love aggressive guys.
01:16Usually they're edgy and very alternative.
01:20My all original heavy rock music.
01:22I play bass.
01:23People a lot of times think I'm a slut just because I have a curvy figure.
01:27And that's so not the case.
01:30If I found the right girl, I'd love to settle down.
01:31I'd be great.
01:32Of course he'd like to settle down.
01:34But like the rest of those rock and rollers, just takes a while.
01:38Good luck guys.
02:03So what are we gonna do?
02:04What are we gonna do with that?
02:06Take two, I can't talk.
02:07Damn.
02:15Hello.
02:16Oh.
02:17Sneaking out from the back side.
02:18Hey, I'm Stu.
02:19Janine.
02:19Nice to meet you, Janine.
02:20Same here.
02:22Whoops.
02:23Here we are hanging out.
02:24So, what's going on?
02:26So much.
02:27Just waiting on you.
02:28Here I am.
02:29Sorry.
02:29I know.
02:30We finally get to meet, right?
02:30It's nice to meet you.
02:31Same here.
02:32Nice to meet you.
02:33Nice to meet you.
02:33Ah, nerves.
02:35Nerves.
02:35I never do this stuff.
02:38Oh, me either.
02:39Cool.
02:39Nice to meet you.
02:39Nice to meet you.
02:39Ready?
02:40Let's go hop in the car and have some fun?
02:41Yeah.
02:42All right.
02:42Let's get out of here.
02:44So what's your band called?
02:45We're called Uncrowned.
02:47Uncrowned?
02:47Yep.
02:48Uncrowned.com.
02:48That's our website.
02:49Oh, okay.
02:49So when you get home, you can check it out.
02:51Yeah, I will.
02:51I'll get you a CD before everything's home.
02:53That's cool.
02:55You know, you can go, God, I hate this man.
02:57I can't believe I'm in love with that guy.
02:59Be quiet.
02:59I'm not going to say that.
03:07You know, when I date guys, like, it seems like they're only after me for sex, and that's
03:11it, you know?
03:15Guys are always players.
03:17Not always.
03:19Well, the ones I meet, I guess, which, I don't know.
03:22Maybe I meet the wrong type of guys, but they always turn out to be players, and they just
03:27want me for sex or something.
03:33They see my boobs, and they think that I'm a whore or something, just because I have boobs.
03:38What do you want to do with that, that, that?
03:41They think I'm a slut.
03:42It's so annoying, because I'm not.
03:44And, I mean, I didn't pay for mine, so it's not like I want the extra attention.
03:51What do you want to do with that, that, that?
03:53Take two.
03:54I can't talk.
03:54Damn.
03:55Nerves.
03:55So what do you want to go do?
03:57Well, we're actually going to have voice lessons, which is going to be interesting,
04:00because I can't sing, but we're going to go.
04:02That makes two of us.
04:03We're going to go try anyways.
04:04I play bass.
04:05I can't sing.
04:06Oh, no.
04:07Well, so we'll both look stupid together.
04:09It'll be okay.
04:09Oh, my God.
04:10All right.
04:11Oh, wow.
04:12I think I got some laryngitis or something.
04:30Oh, hello.
04:31You found the place.
04:33Yeah.
04:33Come in.
04:36This is my studio.
04:38Very nice.
04:38This is where we make all the noise and annoy the neighbors, but so far it's been okay.
04:43Yes, so the magic thing that most people don't know about is that your vocal chords can't
04:49make sound.
04:50They're too small.
04:51Yours are about half an inch long.
04:53Your vocal chords and yours might be three-quarters an inch long.
04:56They make little electronic frequencies, which somehow or other get sort of, they get sort
05:00of traveled down here somehow inside the moisture here.
05:04And then you've got this wonderful thing called a diaphragm.
05:06You've got it.
05:07Can you?
05:07Yeah.
05:08That's about there at the bottom of your sternum.
05:10Now, this is the magic.
05:11These wonderful muscles that criss-cross around here, and somehow or other create an electrical
05:15energy, because this is a diaphragm.
05:17Yours is going to be a bit bigger than this, because you're a great girl, and yours, again,
05:21too.
05:21That diaphragm would be my size.
05:23You're a bit bigger than me, sweetheart, so yours might be a little bigger.
05:25But that is the magical thing that vibrates.
05:28Well, what happens is this starts to vibrate, and this thing vibrates.
05:37And hey, you're like, go away, go away.
05:39If you ever wanted to, help, I need some help.
05:42It's marvelous to have this sort of power, but it's always tightening here.
05:45That's what we do, you see.
05:50Go away, go away.
05:52No, you're letting me go.
05:53I want you to be annoyed.
05:54Go away, go away.
05:55Go away, go away.
05:56That's really annoying, isn't it?
05:58Go away, go away.
05:59Go away, go away.
06:00Go away, go away.
06:01Go away, go away.
06:01Go away, go away.
06:02Good.
06:02That's lovely.
06:03Come and see me in a week if you can.
06:05Okay.
06:25Do you just sleep with girls?
06:27Are you into one-night stands?
06:29Wow.
06:30A lot of questions there.
06:32Yeah, it's a bundle.
06:33I usually end up with dating people that I meet through shows a lot of the time, which rarely
06:40works because they see you in one light and then they realize, wait, he's not always a musician
06:45on stage.
06:46He's got a personality that's different than that.
06:48He's got, you know, he's a different person off stage than he is on stage.
06:53So that wears itself out pretty quickly, I guess.
06:58So if I said, hey, you want to come to the show tomorrow night?
07:00I'd love to go to the show.
07:01Okay, well, cool.
07:03And I can guest list you and all that stuff and be like a date.
07:06Part two of our blind date that we had today.
07:18They're not good.
07:29Yes?
07:30Sweet.
07:31Well, you have a good night.
07:32I guess I gotta get out of here.
07:35Take it easy.
07:36Goodbye.
07:44Come on.
07:45That was a layup an L.A. Clipper wouldn't have blown.
07:48That whole band thing makes it so easy.
07:51Post date wrap up is next.
07:53As if we need one.
07:54Up next.
07:56I would date people in a band.
07:58I have no problem with musicians at all.
08:00Are these two ready to rock and roll?
08:02Oh, Lord.
08:04That's evil.
08:06That's next.
08:06Let's go.
08:07I don't know.
08:08T-T-R-O.
08:09T-T-R-O.
08:56Don't worry about my boy Stu.
08:59He ended up doing just fine.
09:00That whole rock band thing?
09:02Yeah.
09:03My first impression of Stu was that he's definitely somebody I wanted to get to know, and I always
09:09like the alternative look.
09:10My first impression of Janine was she's very pretty.
09:13He seemed very nice, very relaxed, very cool.
09:16I was impressed with her.
09:17I definitely like him.
09:18There's an attraction there.
09:19I'm just a little bit reserved.
09:21I'm looking forward to her seeing our show so that way she can maybe see the other side
09:24of me a little bit.
09:24If I were to say, go away, go away, or I love you, I love you, just like we did
09:28in the voice
09:29lessons, I would definitely say, I love you, I love you.
09:31A kiss at the end of the day was really nice, but hopefully after the show tomorrow night
09:35it'll be a little bit longer.
09:37Hell yeah.
09:37I'm going to go see Stu tomorrow night at his band for his concert.
09:41Ah, isn't that sweet?
09:42I'm seeing memories that will last at least a night time.
09:45And now since we had so much luck hooking up one member of Uncrowned, let's see if we
09:50can make it two for two.
09:52Meet Sadie and her date Scott.
09:55Now Sadie told us she's a bit of a rebel and she's looking for the adventurous type.
09:59Sounds perfect for Scott.
10:01He plays drums for Uncrowned and he knows that not all the ladies go for the rocker type.
10:06It takes a really, really strong-minded, independent, self-secure woman to date somebody in a band.
10:12I would do almost anything as long as it didn't hurt someone or hurt myself.
10:16Girls really like guys that are in bands, but girls also hate guys because they're in bands.
10:22It would be so fabulous if I met my lifelong love soulmate on my date.
10:27Yeah, that sure would be fabulous and pretty close to a first for this show.
10:32Good luck guys.
10:56Hey.
10:57Hey.
10:57What's your name?
10:58How are you?
10:59Sadie.
10:59I'm Scott.
11:00Scott, nice to meet you.
11:01Nice to meet you.
11:02Don't be nervous.
11:03It's alright.
11:04Alright.
11:06I'm ready to throw up.
11:16What are you doing?
11:17I'm a drummer in a rock band, Uncrowned.
11:19Oh really?
11:20We're hired doing a show.
11:21So, I'm going to date while I was out here.
11:24Cool.
11:30Are you a big partier?
11:32Um, I mean, don't get me wrong.
11:34It's fun.
11:34I like to, but generally speaking, I mean, there's a time and a place for everything.
11:37For instance, at our show here in California, we don't have to play the next day.
11:43That's usually a good sign, so.
11:45Great.
11:47So, have you had bad experiences with people in bands or?
11:53I don't know.
11:54Oh.
11:55No.
11:55I've tapped into the band now.
11:57No, I haven't.
11:58Say what your ability feels.
11:59Say what you really feel.
12:01No.
12:11You know where the turn on switch is?
12:13Oh my gosh, this is so funny.
12:14Now this, I don't even play this thing, but this thing is stray cats, man.
12:18Listen here.
12:20You're upstaging me.
12:21This is my two-bit moment.
12:22Oh, sorry.
12:22Here we go.
12:22Jesus.
12:23Here you go.
12:24I don't even know how to play anymore.
12:28I can't remember.
12:29This is horrible.
12:32I need a coach.
12:33Oh.
12:38Damn.
13:00Excuse me.
13:00You're actually better than I was.
13:03Excuse me.
13:05You're actually better than I was.
13:06I don't think it's a big deal to date a musician, but there's a big difference of like being in
13:09a band and being a musician.
13:11Like, one's like you're, one you're serious about, one's like just an excuse to get drunk and get chicks.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Yeah.
13:21So you're saying, I'm in the one, I'm just looking for an excuse to get drunk and get chicks.
13:25I don't know.
13:27We, you have to do it for the right reasons.
13:30I mean, we play music and we travel because we love traveling and we love playing music.
13:46We had, we had this game that we always played.
13:49Like, what would you do so and so and so and so and so for X amount of money?
13:53Oh, okay.
13:54That's good.
13:56Okay.
13:57Okay.
13:58I'll play.
13:58Me now, me now.
13:59Alright.
13:59Okay.
14:00Four.
14:01Yes.
14:03Four million dollars?
14:05Yeah.
14:06You have to push this button right here and you're going to kill someone in another country that you don't
14:11know that's, that's...
14:12Played this game before.
14:14I'm good at this.
14:15Okay, look.
14:16So, you don't know anything about them.
14:19You don't know if they're a child, male, female.
14:20You just know they're in a third world country and they're starving and you'll never know and no one will
14:25ever know except the person who paid you four million dollars.
14:28Do I do it?
14:29Do you press the button?
14:36Oh, Lord.
14:37That's evil.
14:43Yep, I'll do it.
14:44They're going.
14:45Two million dollars.
14:46Would you do it?
14:48It is a door nail.
14:49A million dollars.
14:51See you, wouldn't want to be you.
14:54Five hundred thousand dollars.
14:58Here's to you.
15:00You're just saying this, right?
15:01No, no, no, no, no.
15:02That's really how you think.
15:04Actually, I would not, I would not.
15:06Absolutely, positively not.
15:07Okay.
15:08No way.
15:11Bless you.
15:17I would, I would date people in a band.
15:20I have no problem with musicians at all.
15:22You don't like people that hit the button.
15:24But you're a button hitter.
15:26I'm a button hitter.
15:28Exactly.
15:28You're totally about hitting the damn button.
15:31That's wrong.
15:31The button.
15:32That's wrong.
15:35The offer stands.
15:37Oh, look, a flower.
15:42Oh, my God.
15:43Wow, look at that.
15:43That's nice, isn't it?
15:44No, thank you.
15:45Like I said, the offer stands.
15:46If you want to come to the show tomorrow,
15:47you can feel free to come and see me in rare form.
15:49And I mean, I can see you in rare form, too.
15:55You sure?
15:59But like I said, if anything else, we'll stay in touch.
16:03And I had a very, very nice time.
16:05Thank you very much.
16:06Thanks.
16:11And, don't forget, I would not push the button.
16:13It's just a joke.
16:14I'm just kidding around.
16:16All right?
16:16All right.
16:18Keep that flower.
16:18Sounds good, thanks.
16:19Bye-bye.
16:20Bye, Scott.
16:30This is kind of a tough one.
16:31I mean, sure, she's going to go check out Ringo's band.
16:34But with what intentions?
16:36Place your bets.
16:37The answer's coming up.
16:39Coming up.
16:40If you're funny, I can convince myself that I'm in love with you.
16:43With her, you've got to bring the funny.
16:46I look like a goofball from across the room.
16:48I'm like...
16:49True Confessions, coming up.
16:56You are the five.
16:58You're a fun story.
17:12Four million dollars.
17:14Yeah.
17:15You have to push this button right here.
17:17And you're going to kill someone in another country.
17:20If I do it.
17:20If you press the button.
17:22Oh, Lord.
17:24That's evil.
17:25He's evil?
17:27She's the one who came up with the question.
17:29But here's the real one.
17:30Was Sadie digging Drummer Boy enough for a second date?
17:33Let's find out.
17:35When I first saw Scott, I thought that he was a really cute guy, but he totally looked like
17:38a musician.
17:39She was sexy.
17:40She was fun and very outgoing.
17:42He's in like this rock star mode where he's got something to prove.
17:45When we were at dinner, I told her that I would push a button for $40 million to kill somebody
17:49that I didn't know.
17:50That was actually...
17:51I knew that she wanted me to say no, so I said yes anyway, just to see what her reaction
17:56was.
17:56I didn't know if he was teasing with me or if he was just being who he really is.
18:01I would absolutely go on the second date with Sadie.
18:03I'd love to see his band, but he's not really my type romantically at all.
18:09Well, maybe she'll change her tune when she sees him in action with the band.
18:13Alright, coming up, a former video vixen serves up a spicy true confession.
18:19Trust me guys, you'll want to come back for this.
18:53Alright, that'll do it for today's show.
18:55I'm Roger Lodge. Join me tomorrow. It's gonna be fun.
19:25Let's go.
19:48Hey here.